1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:22,022 --> 00:00:24,233 Mr. Marcus Skinner, 4 00:00:24,316 --> 00:00:28,403 care of the English depa/tment, Stanford university. 5 00:00:29,446 --> 00:00:31,573 Dear Mr. Skinner, 6 00:00:31,657 --> 00:00:36,203 my name is Shaun brumder, and I think you're a total genius. 7 00:00:37,246 --> 00:00:41,542 I live in California, in a place called orange county. 8 00:00:47,506 --> 00:00:50,092 A year ago, / was just another orange county sun'er, 9 00:00:50,175 --> 00:00:52,427 spending my days at the beach with my buddies... 10 00:00:54,471 --> 00:00:56,598 Playing volleyball... 11 00:00:56,682 --> 00:00:59,184 Spike it, Shaun! 12 00:00:59,268 --> 00:01:02,354 And spending my nights around a bonfire, partying. 13 00:01:05,148 --> 00:01:09,653 School was always a walk for me. I did pretty well without trying too hard. 14 00:01:09,736 --> 00:01:13,490 Tropical storm three miles off laguna. Let's go, dude! Surf's up! 15 00:01:13,574 --> 00:01:14,926 But/ was easily distracted. 16 00:01:14,950 --> 00:01:18,579 - What about next period? - Twenty-footers, man! Screw your period. 17 00:01:19,162 --> 00:01:20,872 Twenty-footers! 18 00:01:20,956 --> 00:01:23,417 Then, last April, 19 00:01:23,500 --> 00:01:26,545 me and my crew drove out to emerald cove 20 00:01:26,628 --> 00:01:29,006 to catch some major Tsunami waves. 21 00:01:39,725 --> 00:01:41,685 I don't know, you guys. 22 00:01:41,768 --> 00:01:44,771 Dude, face the fear. 23 00:01:46,898 --> 00:01:48,775 This is intense! 24 00:02:06,001 --> 00:02:07,669 Righteous! 25 00:02:07,753 --> 00:02:11,298 J” close your eyes then it's past j” 26 00:02:11,381 --> 00:02:14,343 j” story of m y life j” 27 00:02:14,426 --> 00:02:18,388 lonny always said that he wanted to die eating foam in a massive wipeout, 28 00:02:19,848 --> 00:02:21,933 but I bet he's up in heaven right now... 29 00:02:22,017 --> 00:02:24,561 After lonny drowned, I did some heavy meditating. 30 00:02:25,520 --> 00:02:27,898 I thought, maybe there's more to life 31 00:02:27,981 --> 00:02:30,609 than extreme spon's and trying to get la/o'. 32 00:02:31,401 --> 00:02:33,570 Maybe there is a bigger purpose for me, 33 00:02:33,654 --> 00:02:36,573 and I've just been too high to figure it out. 34 00:02:36,657 --> 00:02:40,077 I was sitting on the beach, totally cogitating. 35 00:02:40,160 --> 00:02:44,289 Ilooked down, and there, in the sand, was a copy of your book. 36 00:02:47,125 --> 00:02:51,380 /t was like a s/gn, like your book was calling out to me. 37 00:02:51,463 --> 00:02:53,173 Read me. 38 00:02:53,256 --> 00:02:56,885 For the next few days, I read it from cover to cover. 39 00:02:57,719 --> 00:03:00,681 Your book totally captured what it's like to be a teenager: 40 00:03:00,764 --> 00:03:03,392 The excitement, the confus/on, the horniness. 41 00:03:04,559 --> 00:03:08,563 Sometimes llaughed so hard, I thought I was going to puke and die. 42 00:03:09,314 --> 00:03:10,857 And other times, I cried. 43 00:03:14,861 --> 00:03:16,697 Shaun, are you okay? 44 00:03:16,780 --> 00:03:19,199 It's just so sad. 45 00:03:20,909 --> 00:03:23,620 I read your book 52 times that month, 46 00:03:23,704 --> 00:03:27,290 and I finally realized whatl wanted to do with my life. 47 00:03:28,208 --> 00:03:30,168 I want to be a writer. 48 00:03:31,253 --> 00:03:34,506 I've been writing ever since. It's all I e ver do. 49 00:03:34,589 --> 00:03:36,591 All day and all night somet/mes. 50 00:03:37,801 --> 00:03:41,179 /t was hard to get going, but once I did, / couldn't stop. 51 00:03:41,763 --> 00:03:44,391 I'm like a machine, and nothing else matters. 52 00:03:44,474 --> 00:03:47,144 - Guys, I'm selling my board. - No! 53 00:03:47,227 --> 00:03:49,062 I don't have time to surf. 54 00:03:49,146 --> 00:03:51,857 - I need to focus on my writing. - What? 55 00:03:51,940 --> 00:03:54,943 M y friends think / 've lost my mind. 56 00:03:55,026 --> 00:03:56,820 He's lost his mind. 57 00:03:56,903 --> 00:03:59,656 Let's get lit and go jump off the roof of my house. 58 00:03:59,740 --> 00:04:01,366 Now you're talking. 59 00:04:03,452 --> 00:04:06,371 I need some feedback, and there's no one here to help me. 60 00:04:06,455 --> 00:04:08,832 I've got your story here, Shaun. Wow! 61 00:04:08,915 --> 00:04:12,461 I have the sneaking suspicion that my English teacher is illiterate. 62 00:04:13,128 --> 00:04:17,591 I noticed you used a lot of big words. Nice. Good for you. 63 00:04:17,674 --> 00:04:20,010 It was a little long, so I didn't read the whole thing, 64 00:04:20,093 --> 00:04:22,637 but who cares 'cause I gave you an a? 65 00:04:24,014 --> 00:04:27,434 My brother, Lance, is perpetually recovering from the night before. 66 00:04:32,689 --> 00:04:34,941 I'm sorry. I don't feel good. 67 00:04:37,194 --> 00:04:40,489 My girlfriend is the only one who's actually read my work, 68 00:04:40,572 --> 00:04:43,950 but she is always so positive, it's hard to take her seriously 69 00:04:44,034 --> 00:04:47,245 it's, like, the best story I've ever read. 70 00:04:47,913 --> 00:04:51,458 - Really? - It's funny and original. 71 00:04:53,418 --> 00:04:56,171 I mean, I think it could be a movie. 72 00:05:06,640 --> 00:05:08,868 I don'tknow if orange county's the best environment 73 00:05:08,892 --> 00:05:10,227 for an aspiring writer, 74 00:05:10,310 --> 00:05:14,189 so I'm applying to Stanford to study with you. 75 00:05:14,272 --> 00:05:15,982 You are a shoo-in. 76 00:05:17,484 --> 00:05:20,362 Do you think I should apply to some safety schools? 77 00:05:20,445 --> 00:05:22,531 No need. Don't you be a scaredy-cat. 78 00:05:23,240 --> 00:05:26,117 There's no doubt in my mind that you're gonna go to Berkeley. 79 00:05:26,201 --> 00:05:27,744 Stanford. 80 00:05:27,828 --> 00:05:30,872 Yeah, Stanford is where you're going, mister. 81 00:05:31,873 --> 00:05:34,668 I'm sending you a copy of m y story 82 00:05:34,751 --> 00:05:37,087 hopefully with your wisdom and guidance, 83 00:05:37,170 --> 00:05:39,756 I will one day be a real writer. 84 00:05:40,632 --> 00:05:43,301 I/ook forward to seeing you in the fall, ll/lr. Skinner. 85 00:05:43,385 --> 00:05:46,555 Your greatest admirer, Shaun brumder, 86 00:05:49,391 --> 00:05:52,769 J” aoy'ectives on the typewriterj” 87 00:05:52,853 --> 00:05:56,356 j” he moves his words like a prizefighter j” 88 00:05:56,439 --> 00:05:58,942 j” the frenzied pace of the mind j” 89 00:05:59,025 --> 00:06:01,152 j” inside the cell j” 90 00:06:03,738 --> 00:06:07,284 j” the man on the street ll/light just as well be j” 91 00:06:07,367 --> 00:06:10,912 j” the man on the street ll/light just as well j” 92 00:06:10,996 --> 00:06:15,667 j” the man on the street ll/light just as well be j” 93 00:06:16,710 --> 00:06:20,255 j” outside, outside the walls j” 94 00:06:20,338 --> 00:06:23,592 j” out there you don't hear the echoes and calls j” 95 00:06:23,675 --> 00:06:27,220 j” but the steel eye, tight jaw j” 96 00:06:27,304 --> 00:06:29,014 j” sayital/j” 97 00:06:29,097 --> 00:06:30,849 j” sayital/j” 98 00:06:30,932 --> 00:06:34,728 j” but the white paint, plastic saints j” 99 00:06:34,811 --> 00:06:36,271 j” sayital/j” 100 00:06:36,354 --> 00:06:38,106 j” sayital/j” 101 00:06:38,189 --> 00:06:39,649 j” sayital/j” 102 00:06:39,900 --> 00:06:42,152 j” say it all, say it a/lj” 103 00:06:42,235 --> 00:06:44,237 j” say it all, say it a/lj” 104 00:06:44,321 --> 00:06:45,715 J” say it all, sayitj” 105 00:06:45,739 --> 00:06:47,365 j” somebodyj” - 106 00:06:47,449 --> 00:06:49,743 J” has got to say it all j” 107 00:06:52,579 --> 00:06:55,624 - Watch it, man! - What are you doing lying here? 108 00:06:56,708 --> 00:07:01,004 Oh, my parole officer wants to give me a drug test. I need your urine. 109 00:07:02,589 --> 00:07:05,050 Can I score some of your piss? 110 00:07:05,133 --> 00:07:07,677 - Yeah. - Awesome, man. 111 00:07:12,140 --> 00:07:14,267 - Bob? - Don't yell at me! 112 00:07:14,351 --> 00:07:16,519 Bob, are you okay? 113 00:07:18,188 --> 00:07:20,482 - Mom! Hey, mom! - I know what I'm doing! 114 00:07:21,066 --> 00:07:23,735 - What? - Something's wrong with Bob. 115 00:07:23,818 --> 00:07:28,323 - Did you feed him his pills today? - I don't know. Is he okay? 116 00:07:29,658 --> 00:07:32,035 You gotta remember to feed him his pills, mom. 117 00:07:32,994 --> 00:07:36,331 Lupe, did you give Bob his pills? 118 00:07:36,414 --> 00:07:38,583 I'm not a nurse. 119 00:07:38,667 --> 00:07:41,127 Shaun, you've got to get rid of her right now. 120 00:07:41,211 --> 00:07:44,673 Okay, baby? She has a bad attitude. And she's... 121 00:07:44,756 --> 00:07:47,634 You stole my palmpilot! You did! 122 00:07:47,717 --> 00:07:49,344 Admit it. 123 00:07:49,427 --> 00:07:51,596 - That's it! - No, you did. 124 00:07:51,680 --> 00:07:53,974 Mmm! 125 00:08:09,614 --> 00:08:11,157 Yeah, it's over. 126 00:08:27,674 --> 00:08:29,592 What? What happened? What did she say? 127 00:08:29,676 --> 00:08:33,096 Uh, she's sorry, and she thinks you're an incredible lady. 128 00:08:33,179 --> 00:08:37,017 Listen, mom, when the mail comes, will you call me on my cell? 129 00:08:37,100 --> 00:08:39,602 'Cause I'm supposed to hear from Stanford today. 130 00:08:40,687 --> 00:08:42,897 Okay. 131 00:08:44,107 --> 00:08:46,484 Oh, come on, don't get upset, mom. 132 00:08:46,568 --> 00:08:49,404 All right? You knew this day was gonna come. 133 00:08:49,487 --> 00:08:52,615 I'm just going to college. It's not like I'm leaving the planet. 134 00:08:53,283 --> 00:08:54,534 Mom, get a grip. 135 00:08:54,617 --> 00:08:58,204 No, I won't. I'm going back to bed. 136 00:09:10,341 --> 00:09:12,886 J” you may push me around j” 137 00:09:12,969 --> 00:09:14,304 j” but you cannot win j” 138 00:09:14,387 --> 00:09:16,574 Shaunie, check this out, man. You've got to help us out. 139 00:09:16,598 --> 00:09:18,701 - This punk... you're a punk! - Don't call me a punk. 140 00:09:18,725 --> 00:09:21,704 I know what you're going to say, Shaun. You remember the night we went golfing? 141 00:09:21,728 --> 00:09:22,937 I paid for everyone. 142 00:09:23,021 --> 00:09:24,939 Who paid for parking, bro? 143 00:09:25,023 --> 00:09:27,984 I don't remember you paying for anything in your sorry life. 144 00:09:28,068 --> 00:09:31,154 Of course you don't remember. Whenever you pay, it's stop the press. 145 00:09:31,237 --> 00:09:36,284 Did you guys know that it's April 15th? A year ago today, lonny died. 146 00:09:39,162 --> 00:09:42,540 - Wait, dude. That's true. - I can't believe it's been a whole year. 147 00:09:43,374 --> 00:09:48,421 I was thinking that maybe we should do something in his memory. 148 00:09:48,505 --> 00:09:52,967 Yeah, we should pull a killer prank. We should go jump off something, dudes. 149 00:09:53,051 --> 00:09:55,220 Yeah, bro, or blow something up. 150 00:09:55,303 --> 00:09:59,265 Maybe we should go down to emerald cove and have a surf in lonny's memory. 151 00:09:59,349 --> 00:10:01,786 Dude, Shaun doesn't surf anymore, stupid. 152 00:10:01,810 --> 00:10:04,530 Oh, yeah. I forgot. He doesn't surf, skate or pick his butt. 153 00:10:04,604 --> 00:10:05,748 He's a writer boy now, 154 00:10:05,772 --> 00:10:08,983 or whatever he does locked in his room all day. 155 00:10:09,567 --> 00:10:10,985 Principal harbert, as you may know, 156 00:10:11,069 --> 00:10:13,738 there was an oil spill last week off the coast of redondo, 157 00:10:13,822 --> 00:10:18,159 and today's paperjust says hundreds of seagulls have been affected. 158 00:10:18,243 --> 00:10:21,162 So I propose a school-sponsored fundraiser, 159 00:10:21,246 --> 00:10:24,666 with all the proceeds going to the seagull rehabilitation fund. 160 00:10:24,749 --> 00:10:28,419 As the community service leader, I think we would be morally remiss 161 00:10:28,503 --> 00:10:30,296 if we did nothing for these seagulls. 162 00:10:30,880 --> 00:10:34,926 Fine. One more. Last one. 163 00:10:35,510 --> 00:10:40,348 After this, we let all sick and endangered animals die horrible deaths. 164 00:10:40,431 --> 00:10:41,891 Agreed? 165 00:10:41,975 --> 00:10:45,770 Now, people, June is just around the corner. 166 00:10:46,437 --> 00:10:49,482 Let's talk graduation speakers. Ideas? 167 00:10:49,566 --> 00:10:54,195 Uh, Toni Morrison. She's in town that same weekend for a book signing. 168 00:10:54,279 --> 00:10:56,281 She's won the nobel prize. 169 00:10:57,282 --> 00:10:58,700 Interesting. 170 00:10:59,325 --> 00:11:03,288 Dana, didn't you say you have a cousin who's friends with Britney Spears? 171 00:11:03,371 --> 00:11:05,165 Yeah, best friends. 172 00:11:10,003 --> 00:11:14,048 Now, when I say Romeo and Juliet, who comes to mind? 173 00:11:14,883 --> 00:11:17,177 - Dana? - Claire Danes. 174 00:11:17,260 --> 00:11:19,846 That's right. Claire Danes. Who else? 175 00:11:20,430 --> 00:11:23,850 - Leonardo DiCaprio. - Right. Who else? 176 00:11:25,185 --> 00:11:27,437 You know, someone else was involved in that movie 177 00:11:27,520 --> 00:11:30,732 who in some ways is as famous as Leonardo DiCaprio. 178 00:11:31,232 --> 00:11:33,484 And his name's William Shakespeare. 179 00:11:33,568 --> 00:11:36,529 And some great movies are based on his plays. 180 00:11:37,322 --> 00:11:40,408 Hamlet, West Side story 181 00:11:41,075 --> 00:11:44,329 the talented ll/lr. Ripley waterworlo', 182 00:11:45,121 --> 00:11:47,457 gladiator, chocolat. 183 00:11:48,625 --> 00:11:53,796 Mr. Burke, as you know, my boyfriend drowned in a surfing accident. 184 00:11:53,880 --> 00:11:58,885 I don't think I can handle Romeo and Juliet right now, emotionally. 185 00:11:58,968 --> 00:12:01,012 Tanya, lonny died a year ago. 186 00:12:01,679 --> 00:12:05,683 Well, sometimes it takes decades to recover from a tragedy like this. 187 00:12:05,767 --> 00:12:08,561 You only went out with him for two weeks. 188 00:12:08,645 --> 00:12:12,899 Tanya, your mom's outside. She says you got into Stanford! 189 00:12:12,982 --> 00:12:14,234 Oh! 190 00:12:14,317 --> 00:12:18,446 J” let it shine, oh, let it shine j” 191 00:12:19,364 --> 00:12:23,534 j” let it shine, oh, let it shine j” 192 00:12:23,618 --> 00:12:25,245 j” let it shine j” 193 00:12:25,328 --> 00:12:27,455 j” oh, let it shine j” 194 00:12:28,164 --> 00:12:31,751 j” let it shine, oh, let it shine j” 195 00:12:37,715 --> 00:12:40,551 - Hello. - Lance, can you do me a favor? 196 00:12:41,135 --> 00:12:44,013 - Who are you looking for? - It's Shaun. 197 00:12:44,806 --> 00:12:46,933 Shaun, pick up the phone! 198 00:12:50,853 --> 00:12:52,689 He's not here. 199 00:12:58,319 --> 00:13:01,114 - What? - Lance, will you please go to the door 200 00:13:01,197 --> 00:13:03,408 and tell me if the mall's there, I'm begging you. 201 00:13:03,491 --> 00:13:05,785 Fine, fine. 202 00:13:06,661 --> 00:13:08,913 Do I have to turn on your computer? 203 00:13:08,997 --> 00:13:10,373 No, no, no, no. 204 00:13:10,456 --> 00:13:14,711 Just go to the front door. The mail would be in the mailbox. 205 00:13:14,794 --> 00:13:18,256 Okay. You owe me one, buddy. 206 00:13:24,095 --> 00:13:25,722 Yeah, it's here. 207 00:13:31,311 --> 00:13:34,605 J” now I'm on my wayj” 208 00:13:34,689 --> 00:13:37,942 j” I'm on my wayj” 209 00:13:38,026 --> 00:13:41,195 j” I'm on my wayj” 210 00:13:41,279 --> 00:13:43,865 j” I'm on my wayj” 211 00:13:45,575 --> 00:13:48,036 J” / don't know where I don't even care j” 212 00:13:48,119 --> 00:13:50,288 j” 'cause I'm on my wayj” 213 00:13:52,248 --> 00:13:54,584 today's the big day Gary 214 00:13:56,002 --> 00:13:58,338 Look at me... 215 00:14:00,381 --> 00:14:02,842 Lance, where is it? 216 00:14:04,427 --> 00:14:07,221 Come on. Where is it? Come on. Where's the mail? 217 00:14:07,305 --> 00:14:09,515 - I don't know. - Are you sitting on it? 218 00:14:09,599 --> 00:14:12,101 Dude, I see it on the floor. 219 00:14:15,813 --> 00:14:17,774 Push him. 220 00:14:17,857 --> 00:14:20,276 Bob? Bob, I'm moving your chair. 221 00:14:29,744 --> 00:14:33,623 This is it. This is my future, right here in this envelope. 222 00:14:33,706 --> 00:14:37,293 - Hey, you're blocking the tube. - Oh, sorry. 223 00:14:45,593 --> 00:14:48,513 "We regret to inform you that your application to Stanford university 224 00:14:48,596 --> 00:14:50,431 was not accepted." 225 00:14:52,517 --> 00:14:54,435 Wait. What? 226 00:15:00,441 --> 00:15:02,026 I didn't get in? 227 00:15:03,277 --> 00:15:05,071 I didn't get in? 228 00:15:05,154 --> 00:15:06,864 What... 229 00:15:06,948 --> 00:15:08,616 But... uh... 230 00:15:08,699 --> 00:15:11,452 I don't get it! No! 231 00:15:11,536 --> 00:15:14,247 I don't underst... 232 00:15:14,330 --> 00:15:16,332 You're overreacting, dude. 233 00:15:17,083 --> 00:15:19,669 I didn't get into college, and check me out. 234 00:15:19,752 --> 00:15:21,421 I'm kick-ass. 235 00:15:21,504 --> 00:15:25,633 Shaun? Shaun? What's wrong? 236 00:15:27,093 --> 00:15:28,928 Something horrible's happened. 237 00:15:29,595 --> 00:15:31,514 Is Bob dead? 238 00:15:31,597 --> 00:15:33,224 Did something break? 239 00:15:35,852 --> 00:15:38,521 I got rejected from Stanford. 240 00:15:41,315 --> 00:15:45,027 Oh, Shaun. Oh, baby, I'm sorry. 241 00:15:45,111 --> 00:15:48,698 It's okay. I'm so sorry. 242 00:15:50,700 --> 00:15:53,387 You're just going to have to go somewhere closer to home, that's all. 243 00:15:53,411 --> 00:15:55,705 And you get to keep living here 244 00:15:55,788 --> 00:15:57,081 with Lance 245 00:15:57,165 --> 00:15:58,541 and Bob... 246 00:15:59,167 --> 00:16:00,710 And me! 247 00:16:03,504 --> 00:16:04,839 J” today has sucked j” 248 00:16:06,883 --> 00:16:11,179 j” but / won't let it get me down j” 249 00:16:14,015 --> 00:16:19,729 j” yeah j” 250 00:16:20,313 --> 00:16:22,899 okay, and are you a student here? 251 00:16:24,400 --> 00:16:28,154 Yes, I'm a student here. I'm Shaun brumder. I'm the class president. 252 00:16:28,237 --> 00:16:31,532 And you didn't get into Stanford? Too bad. Tough break. 253 00:16:31,616 --> 00:16:33,409 Where else did you apply? 254 00:16:34,535 --> 00:16:37,121 Nowhere. You told me I was a shoo-in. 255 00:16:37,205 --> 00:16:39,248 Nowhere? Not even a safety school? 256 00:16:40,208 --> 00:16:42,460 - You said "shoo-in." - Let's calm down. 257 00:16:42,543 --> 00:16:45,379 Let's see what we can do. I'm just going to pull up your file. 258 00:16:48,841 --> 00:16:54,639 Well, looks here like your gpa is 2.5, and your sats combined are 940. 259 00:16:54,722 --> 00:16:56,474 No, no, that's low. 260 00:16:57,099 --> 00:17:01,062 940? No, no, no, no, I had a 1520. 261 00:17:01,145 --> 00:17:02,730 No, it says 940. 262 00:17:05,274 --> 00:17:09,028 That's not my transcript. That's Shane brainard's transcript. 263 00:17:09,111 --> 00:17:11,572 - And you are? - Shaun brumder. 264 00:17:18,120 --> 00:17:19,163 Mmm. 265 00:17:23,042 --> 00:17:24,919 No, you didn't. 266 00:17:26,546 --> 00:17:28,130 You couldn't have. 267 00:17:31,259 --> 00:17:33,386 You sent in the wrong transcript? 268 00:17:34,887 --> 00:17:36,305 What's up, Shane? 269 00:17:36,389 --> 00:17:39,350 You guys, I got into Stanford. 270 00:17:39,433 --> 00:17:41,060 Cool. 271 00:17:41,143 --> 00:17:45,606 I applied as a joke, and they let me in. I'm freaking out. 272 00:17:45,690 --> 00:17:47,191 - No, I didn't. - Yes, you did. 273 00:17:47,275 --> 00:17:49,402 - No, I didn't. - Yes, you did! 274 00:17:49,485 --> 00:17:51,946 You just don't throw accusations around here. 275 00:17:52,029 --> 00:17:55,491 - This is nobody's fault. - Yes, it is! It's yourfault! 276 00:17:55,575 --> 00:17:57,368 You know, you're screeching at me. 277 00:17:57,451 --> 00:18:00,830 Because you're a moron! Now, listen to me, lady! 278 00:18:07,420 --> 00:18:09,297 Code red! Code red! 279 00:18:09,380 --> 00:18:12,675 Call 911! Code red! Call 911! 280 00:18:17,930 --> 00:18:20,433 J” come, my lady come, come, my ladyj” 281 00:18:20,516 --> 00:18:22,643 j” you're my butterfly sugar baby j” 282 00:18:22,727 --> 00:18:24,854 j” come, my lady come, come, my ladyj” 283 00:18:24,937 --> 00:18:27,064 j” you're my butterfly sugar baby j” 284 00:18:27,148 --> 00:18:29,650 j” such a sexy sexy pretty little thing j” 285 00:18:29,734 --> 00:18:32,004 j” fierce nipple Pierce you got me sprung with your tongue ring j” 286 00:18:32,028 --> 00:18:34,131 j” and / ain't gonna lie 'cause your lo vin' gets me high j” 287 00:18:34,155 --> 00:18:36,866 j” so to keep you by my side there is nothing that / won't by j” 288 00:18:36,949 --> 00:18:39,285 j” butterflies in her eyes and those looks to kill j” 289 00:18:39,368 --> 00:18:41,430 j” time is passing I'm asking, ”could this be real? ”j” 290 00:18:41,454 --> 00:18:43,581 hey, watch it! 291 00:18:44,373 --> 00:18:46,834 Tanya, I got into... 292 00:18:48,502 --> 00:18:49,795 Yale! 293 00:18:50,338 --> 00:18:52,632 I gotta get out of here. 294 00:18:54,342 --> 00:18:56,344 I got to get out of orange county. 295 00:18:57,303 --> 00:18:59,388 Shaun, where are you going? 296 00:18:59,472 --> 00:19:02,058 Going to my dad's. Ow. 297 00:19:09,815 --> 00:19:11,025 All right. 298 00:19:11,108 --> 00:19:14,820 I'm going to go in there and say to my dad that he abandoned our family, 299 00:19:14,904 --> 00:19:17,198 and if he wants to make it up to me, 300 00:19:17,281 --> 00:19:20,660 well, then he can start now by making a massive donation to Stanford. 301 00:19:20,743 --> 00:19:25,665 Shaun, remember when the sea lions kept beaching themselves in corona del mar, 302 00:19:25,748 --> 00:19:27,875 and nobody was doing anything about it? 303 00:19:27,958 --> 00:19:31,170 Well, me getting all hysterical didn't help anything. 304 00:19:31,253 --> 00:19:35,424 This is it, Ashley. I'm going to tell my dad that I want to be a writer. 305 00:19:36,092 --> 00:19:38,928 Hey, good luck. 306 00:19:40,262 --> 00:19:41,347 Thanks. 307 00:19:47,019 --> 00:19:48,646 Who are you? 308 00:19:48,729 --> 00:19:51,816 I'm Shaun. I'm your brother. 309 00:19:51,899 --> 00:19:54,985 - What are you sucking on? - My poody. 310 00:19:55,069 --> 00:19:58,364 Ah. Well, aren't you a little old for a poody? 311 00:19:58,447 --> 00:20:00,116 Mmm! Bam! 312 00:20:00,199 --> 00:20:03,244 Jake, what did you just do? 313 00:20:04,161 --> 00:20:06,622 Go pick up your poody or you're gonna get a time out, mister. 314 00:20:06,706 --> 00:20:08,207 - No. - Pick up your poody. 315 00:20:08,290 --> 00:20:10,084 - No. - That's it! 316 00:20:10,167 --> 00:20:13,295 Rosa, take Jake upstairs and give him some ritalin. 317 00:20:14,088 --> 00:20:17,550 - I don't like your attitude. - I don't like your attitude. 318 00:20:18,759 --> 00:20:20,177 Ah! Mmm. 319 00:20:20,261 --> 00:20:22,096 Isn't he getting big? 320 00:20:23,472 --> 00:20:26,684 So what's up with you? You look great. 321 00:20:26,767 --> 00:20:31,188 Really filled out. Your arms and your chest. 322 00:20:33,774 --> 00:20:36,193 - You been working out? - No. 323 00:20:36,902 --> 00:20:39,572 Bud is getting so fat. 324 00:20:39,655 --> 00:20:43,659 You should really talk to him. He's going to have a heart attack. 325 00:20:44,452 --> 00:20:46,370 Plus, he's fat. 326 00:20:47,204 --> 00:20:50,374 Goddamn it! Are you trying to ruin me? 327 00:20:50,458 --> 00:20:52,126 Yeah, where is my dad? 328 00:20:52,209 --> 00:20:55,296 If you do this, I will eat your face. 329 00:20:55,379 --> 00:20:57,506 J” come, my lady come, come, my ladyj” 330 00:20:57,590 --> 00:20:59,341 j” you're my butteifl, sugar baby j” 331 00:21:03,012 --> 00:21:06,140 Oh, puppy! Oh, god! 332 00:21:06,223 --> 00:21:07,850 Oh, my god, puppy! 333 00:21:08,517 --> 00:21:12,688 A writer! What do you have to write about? You're not oppressed, you're not gay. 334 00:21:12,772 --> 00:21:16,066 - Not all writers are gay. - They're all poor, I can tell you that. 335 00:21:16,150 --> 00:21:21,197 That's not true. What about Tom Clancy, Stephen King, Anne rice? 336 00:21:21,280 --> 00:21:23,991 Three people in the history of literature. 337 00:21:24,074 --> 00:21:27,369 The truth is, I don't care about making money. 338 00:21:32,374 --> 00:21:35,419 Shaun, I have a burst blood vessel in my brain. 339 00:21:35,503 --> 00:21:37,379 I could die at any moment. 340 00:21:37,463 --> 00:21:41,091 But I keep plugging away, day after day, 341 00:21:41,175 --> 00:21:44,178 because I want to leave you with something special, a business. 342 00:21:44,261 --> 00:21:46,347 A legacy. 343 00:21:46,430 --> 00:21:49,642 - I want my poody! - Hey, pal. Control yourself. 344 00:21:49,725 --> 00:21:51,227 Can you give me that back? 345 00:21:52,144 --> 00:21:54,021 - I want my poody. - Where's your mother? 346 00:21:54,104 --> 00:21:56,816 Rosa, will you get in here? 347 00:21:56,899 --> 00:21:57,900 I'm coming. 348 00:21:57,983 --> 00:22:00,569 Rosa, can you get him out of here? 349 00:22:00,653 --> 00:22:02,571 - Doesn't he need a nap? - Come here, Jake. 350 00:22:02,655 --> 00:22:05,658 I want him to learn some limits. 351 00:22:05,741 --> 00:22:08,452 Uh, Shaun... 352 00:22:09,370 --> 00:22:11,330 This is my life's work here. 353 00:22:11,413 --> 00:22:14,291 When I started out, I had nothing. Now look at me. 354 00:22:14,375 --> 00:22:16,877 I've got eight and half million square feet in irvine alone. 355 00:22:16,961 --> 00:22:19,922 It's a goddamn empire, and I want to leave it to you. 356 00:22:20,005 --> 00:22:23,133 This is the life I want for you. 357 00:22:23,217 --> 00:22:25,177 But what about what I want? 358 00:22:25,261 --> 00:22:27,012 You want to be a writer? 359 00:22:27,096 --> 00:22:29,223 Before that, you wanted to be a professional surfer, 360 00:22:29,306 --> 00:22:31,892 so it's a little hard to take you seriously, Shaun. 361 00:22:33,477 --> 00:22:36,063 Fine. I don't want your money. 362 00:22:38,607 --> 00:22:41,819 But just for the record, dad, you've never done anything for me. 363 00:22:41,902 --> 00:22:43,737 It's always been about you. 364 00:22:51,912 --> 00:22:53,330 What the fu... 365 00:22:59,211 --> 00:23:02,756 It's over. I should just drive my car into the ocean and get it over with. 366 00:23:02,840 --> 00:23:05,009 Shaun, don't say that. 367 00:23:09,263 --> 00:23:11,599 He was running across pch. He didn't have a tag. 368 00:23:11,682 --> 00:23:15,519 Was I going to leave him there? No. I mean, he'd get killed. 369 00:23:19,315 --> 00:23:22,735 - Shaun, I have something to confess. - What? 370 00:23:22,818 --> 00:23:25,446 You know how you told me that every night before you'd go to bed, 371 00:23:25,529 --> 00:23:27,090 you'd pray that you'd get into Stanford? 372 00:23:27,114 --> 00:23:28,449 Yeah. 373 00:23:29,199 --> 00:23:31,368 Well, the other night, I prayed for something too. 374 00:23:33,120 --> 00:23:34,288 What? 375 00:23:35,664 --> 00:23:38,792 I prayed that you wouldn't get into Stanford. 376 00:23:40,794 --> 00:23:43,255 - Why? - I didn't really think it was gonna work! 377 00:23:44,048 --> 00:23:46,550 - Aww... - I was just sitting here thinking, 378 00:23:46,634 --> 00:23:50,971 whoa, my prayer was answered, and I should be happy. 379 00:23:51,555 --> 00:23:55,059 I mean, I got into ocu and now maybe you can go to ocu too. 380 00:23:55,142 --> 00:23:57,770 You can study creative writing and I can study marine biology, 381 00:23:57,853 --> 00:23:58,938 and we can be together. 382 00:23:59,730 --> 00:24:02,816 But then I just started feeling really guilty. 383 00:24:03,609 --> 00:24:05,319 I mean, this was your dream. 384 00:24:06,111 --> 00:24:10,407 And I'm just being selfish. I just feel awful. 385 00:24:10,491 --> 00:24:13,786 No. Ashley, this is not your fault. 386 00:24:13,869 --> 00:24:16,664 Well, I at least want to try and make it up to you. 387 00:24:16,747 --> 00:24:21,377 Thanks, but I really don't think there's anything you can do. 388 00:24:21,961 --> 00:24:26,048 Maybe there is. Tanya's grandfather was on the board at Stanford. 389 00:24:26,131 --> 00:24:29,468 Tanya's my friend, so maybe she can help us. 390 00:24:30,094 --> 00:24:33,263 My grandfather is not going to bend over backwards for just anyone. 391 00:24:33,347 --> 00:24:36,141 Tanya, please, can't you just help us? 392 00:24:36,225 --> 00:24:38,185 Can't you see I'm busy? 393 00:24:44,108 --> 00:24:45,818 Why don't you go check on the dog? 394 00:24:45,901 --> 00:24:48,404 Give him some water, okay? I'll take care of this. 395 00:24:52,408 --> 00:24:53,409 Tanya... 396 00:24:56,036 --> 00:24:58,038 We need to have a little chat. 397 00:24:59,039 --> 00:25:00,374 Excuse me. 398 00:25:02,918 --> 00:25:06,964 Look, Shaun's my boyfriend, and I would do anything for him. 399 00:25:07,673 --> 00:25:09,800 Even if that means breaking a promise to you. 400 00:25:10,384 --> 00:25:12,052 What promise? 401 00:25:12,136 --> 00:25:14,847 Halloween. Dana's little brother. 402 00:25:26,150 --> 00:25:27,568 Everyone knows about that. 403 00:25:27,651 --> 00:25:28,652 Maybe. 404 00:25:30,195 --> 00:25:31,875 But they don't know about lonny's memorial. 405 00:25:37,369 --> 00:25:38,704 I miss lonny. 406 00:25:40,289 --> 00:25:41,498 Me too. 407 00:25:47,629 --> 00:25:48,881 Hey, I miss lonny too. 408 00:25:55,012 --> 00:25:57,264 But, Ashley, you promised. 409 00:25:57,347 --> 00:25:58,849 And what about prom night? 410 00:26:13,280 --> 00:26:16,658 Hi, grammy, it's Tanya. Hi, how are you? 411 00:26:16,742 --> 00:26:17,993 Yeah, is grandpa there? 412 00:26:21,789 --> 00:26:24,208 You are so awesome. 413 00:26:26,668 --> 00:26:29,088 - But, hey, we should go. - Yeah. 414 00:26:29,171 --> 00:26:30,940 Tanya's grandfather wants to meet you in person. 415 00:26:30,964 --> 00:26:31,965 I want to meet him. 416 00:26:32,049 --> 00:26:34,510 Yeah, he and his wife are gonna come by your house at 5:00. 417 00:26:35,302 --> 00:26:36,804 - My house? - Yeah. 418 00:26:36,887 --> 00:26:38,680 Do you know who lives at my house? 419 00:26:40,599 --> 00:26:43,268 Yeah, that's right, lupe. Just cover his whole head. 420 00:26:43,894 --> 00:26:45,145 Who are you? 421 00:26:45,729 --> 00:26:47,523 I'm your wife. Cindy. 422 00:26:48,398 --> 00:26:50,275 We met in Maui. 423 00:26:50,359 --> 00:26:53,487 Hey, Shaun. Look, Bob's still bleeding. 424 00:26:53,570 --> 00:26:56,615 What's this... What is... oh, my god! 425 00:26:56,698 --> 00:27:01,578 He likes you. Yes. We found him on pch. 426 00:27:01,662 --> 00:27:04,331 Get him out of the house. I don't allow dogs in here. 427 00:27:04,414 --> 00:27:06,375 Oh, but he's so sweet... 428 00:27:07,960 --> 00:27:10,313 Call the humane society. They'll have him put to sleep for you. 429 00:27:10,337 --> 00:27:13,590 Ash, don't you think we should put out some cheese and crackers? 430 00:27:13,674 --> 00:27:15,554 God, they're gonna be here in, like, 15 minutes. 431 00:27:15,634 --> 00:27:18,178 - Yeah, I know. - Who's coming? 432 00:27:18,762 --> 00:27:23,475 Mom, you might want to put on something more... you know. 433 00:27:24,560 --> 00:27:29,231 More what? More what? What's going on? 434 00:27:30,941 --> 00:27:33,944 Shaun! Shaun, what's go... what's happening? 435 00:27:34,027 --> 00:27:37,156 Okay. Sit down, sit down, okay? Just sit. 436 00:27:37,781 --> 00:27:41,076 Don't be nervous, but someone very important is coming over to the house. 437 00:27:41,160 --> 00:27:44,997 He's bringing his wife. If he likes me, he's gonna get me into Stanford. 438 00:27:45,080 --> 00:27:46,331 Coming over now? 439 00:27:46,415 --> 00:27:48,500 They're gonna be here in a couple of minutes. 440 00:27:48,584 --> 00:27:52,254 Shaun. The house is a mess and Bob is bleeding. 441 00:27:52,337 --> 00:27:56,758 You cannot expect me to drop everything I'm doing and entertain these strangers. 442 00:27:56,842 --> 00:27:58,719 Drop what? What were you doing? 443 00:28:00,637 --> 00:28:04,683 Look, this is my last chance to get into Stanford. 444 00:28:04,766 --> 00:28:08,061 I know, honey, and it's not a good day for me. 445 00:28:08,145 --> 00:28:10,230 - But I have to go to college. - Why? 446 00:28:10,314 --> 00:28:13,108 Because that's what you do after high school. 447 00:28:13,192 --> 00:28:17,446 Please don't do this to me, all right. Please don't sabotage me. 448 00:28:17,529 --> 00:28:21,950 Because every time I try to depend on you, you start acting like a total lunatic. 449 00:28:23,452 --> 00:28:24,703 Oh, Shaun. 450 00:28:31,043 --> 00:28:32,586 Mom? 451 00:28:34,838 --> 00:28:37,799 Mom... I'm sorry. 452 00:28:37,883 --> 00:28:40,093 So now I'm a bad mother? 453 00:28:40,177 --> 00:28:43,388 No, no, you're not. Will you please just put on some clothes? 454 00:28:43,472 --> 00:28:48,310 I sacrificed a lot for you, Shaun. I sacrificed Damian for you. 455 00:28:48,894 --> 00:28:52,522 - Your tennis instructor. - He was beautiful and Serbian. 456 00:28:52,606 --> 00:28:55,359 When your father left, I almost married him. 457 00:28:55,442 --> 00:28:58,278 If I had, we'd be living in a condo clipping coupons 458 00:28:58,362 --> 00:29:00,489 and eating lunch meat, so I didn't. 459 00:29:01,657 --> 00:29:03,200 I married Bob, for you. 460 00:29:03,283 --> 00:29:06,912 I had sex with Bob four times, for you. 461 00:29:06,995 --> 00:29:09,039 So how can you say I'm a bad mother? 462 00:29:09,122 --> 00:29:13,460 I'm not saying that. Mom, you know that money can't buy happiness. 463 00:29:13,543 --> 00:29:15,629 Grow up. Yes, it can. 464 00:29:15,712 --> 00:29:18,006 You and dad both have money, and you're both miserable. 465 00:29:18,674 --> 00:29:21,134 He's miserable? Shaun, did he say that? 466 00:29:22,552 --> 00:29:25,889 Mom, this is the most decisive day of my life, 467 00:29:25,973 --> 00:29:28,141 and all I'm asking for is one hour. 468 00:29:28,225 --> 00:29:31,311 One hour with no big scenes and no nervous breakdowns 469 00:29:31,395 --> 00:29:32,896 and no Meryl Streep impressions. 470 00:29:32,980 --> 00:29:37,442 Just one hour where you act like a normal, loving parent. 471 00:29:37,526 --> 00:29:38,902 Can you do this for me? 472 00:29:38,986 --> 00:29:40,570 Oh, Shaun. 473 00:29:43,657 --> 00:29:45,409 Yes, I can. 474 00:29:46,702 --> 00:29:48,078 Thank you, mom. 475 00:29:48,161 --> 00:29:50,914 But I'll need a glass of wine. There's some chardonnay in the fridge. 476 00:29:50,998 --> 00:29:55,002 Oh, okay. I'll be right back. Don't move. 477 00:30:01,049 --> 00:30:05,137 - Oh, ash, I'm really nervous. - Don't be. Everything's gonna be fine. 478 00:30:05,220 --> 00:30:07,472 They're early. 479 00:30:08,390 --> 00:30:11,435 Lance. Lance! 480 00:30:11,518 --> 00:30:14,414 Some very important people are coming over, so I need you to stay in your room. 481 00:30:14,438 --> 00:30:16,565 - Why? - Because you're an embarrassment. 482 00:30:16,648 --> 00:30:18,191 Oh, okay. 483 00:30:20,235 --> 00:30:23,238 - Shaun. - Shaun. Shaun. Mm-hmm. 484 00:30:25,240 --> 00:30:26,742 Mom, they're here. 485 00:30:26,825 --> 00:30:29,077 I look like a pinata. 486 00:30:29,161 --> 00:30:31,288 Yeah, you look great. Just remember what I said. 487 00:30:31,371 --> 00:30:33,248 No big drunken scenes, okay? 488 00:30:36,918 --> 00:30:38,086 Yeah. 489 00:30:38,170 --> 00:30:42,299 Okay. Lupe's with Bob, Lance is in his room, and mom is dressed. 490 00:30:43,133 --> 00:30:45,552 - How do I look? - Very handsome. 491 00:30:46,970 --> 00:30:49,639 - Now, just be yourself. - Okay. 492 00:30:49,723 --> 00:30:51,308 - Okay. - Okay. Come on. 493 00:30:55,771 --> 00:31:00,359 - You must be Shaun. - Yes, sir, Mr. Gantner. Please come in. 494 00:31:00,442 --> 00:31:03,403 Mrs. Gantner. Thank you so much for coming. 495 00:31:03,487 --> 00:31:06,239 - This is my girlfriend, Ashley. - Hi. 496 00:31:06,323 --> 00:31:07,723 - Hello, Ashley. - Nice to meet you. 497 00:31:07,783 --> 00:31:09,785 Oh, yes. You're friends with Tanya. 498 00:31:09,868 --> 00:31:12,287 Tanya's very upset by your situation. 499 00:31:12,371 --> 00:31:14,539 I don't like it when my granddaughter is upset. 500 00:31:15,123 --> 00:31:17,435 Tanya has Arthur wrapped around her little finger. 501 00:31:17,459 --> 00:31:21,630 - That's right. - Hello. Hello. 502 00:31:21,713 --> 00:31:24,591 Hello. Hi. 503 00:31:24,674 --> 00:31:28,095 - I'm Cindy Armand beugler. - I'm Arthur gantner. My wife, Vera. 504 00:31:28,178 --> 00:31:30,639 - How do you do? - Hello. Welcome. 505 00:31:30,722 --> 00:31:33,683 Excuse me! 506 00:31:33,767 --> 00:31:36,561 Won't you please make yourselves at home. 507 00:31:36,645 --> 00:31:39,523 Thank you... thank you... Thank you, thank you... 508 00:31:39,606 --> 00:31:40,857 Thank you. 509 00:31:42,442 --> 00:31:44,611 80, Shaun, tell us about yourself. 510 00:31:44,694 --> 00:31:48,240 Uh, well, I'm a national merit scholar, 511 00:31:48,323 --> 00:31:50,742 uh, straight-a student, 512 00:31:50,826 --> 00:31:52,744 and I want to be a writer. 513 00:31:53,328 --> 00:31:56,123 Do you like John Grisham? I sure do. 514 00:31:56,873 --> 00:31:58,750 Shaun's also our class president, 515 00:31:58,834 --> 00:32:02,379 and he was the representative at our model UN. 516 00:32:03,672 --> 00:32:05,841 He's a fabulous kid, Mr. Gantner. 517 00:32:05,924 --> 00:32:08,176 Arthur, please. Call me Arthur. 518 00:32:08,260 --> 00:32:12,889 Even as a little boy, he was so smart. I miss those days. 519 00:32:14,182 --> 00:32:17,477 Yeah, the last few years have been really hard. 520 00:32:18,812 --> 00:32:20,856 Yeah. Yeah. 521 00:32:21,773 --> 00:32:24,317 I helped my former husband start his business, 522 00:32:24,401 --> 00:32:28,405 and as soon as he gets a little money, he starts screwing around on me. 523 00:32:28,488 --> 00:32:30,490 Oh, my goodness. 524 00:32:30,574 --> 00:32:34,161 Then he left me for a 20-year-old he met at the gym. 525 00:32:34,244 --> 00:32:35,829 - Oh, my. - Yeah. 526 00:32:35,912 --> 00:32:38,331 I walked in on them at a motel in la jolla. 527 00:32:38,415 --> 00:32:41,418 She's got him naked and handcuffed to the bed. 528 00:32:43,170 --> 00:32:46,798 So we divorced, I remarried, 529 00:32:46,882 --> 00:32:52,679 then this new one, Bob, he starts falling apart. 530 00:32:53,638 --> 00:32:57,309 And it's just one shitstorm after the other. 531 00:32:57,392 --> 00:32:59,620 Shaun, let me in. 532 00:33:02,147 --> 00:33:04,149 - Hurry up. - Come on. 533 00:33:04,900 --> 00:33:09,279 Yo, bro, we heard you tried to kill Mrs. Cobb. 534 00:33:09,362 --> 00:33:10,363 Shh! 535 00:33:10,447 --> 00:33:12,908 - Are you on a violent rampage, dude? - What do you want? 536 00:33:14,451 --> 00:33:16,119 All right, check it out. 537 00:33:16,203 --> 00:33:19,998 We thought, in lonny's memory, right, we could go down to emerald cove, 538 00:33:20,081 --> 00:33:24,419 and we could take his board and we could push it out into the ocean. 539 00:33:24,503 --> 00:33:26,296 - Yeah, or blow it up. - Right. 540 00:33:26,379 --> 00:33:28,632 Dudes, it sounds like a great idea. We'll do it. 541 00:33:28,715 --> 00:33:31,885 But I can't right now 'cause I got some very important people over, so... 542 00:33:31,968 --> 00:33:33,512 Vvhoa! 543 00:33:33,595 --> 00:33:36,264 - More important than us, huh? - No. 544 00:33:36,348 --> 00:33:38,808 - More important than lonny? - Of course not. 545 00:33:38,892 --> 00:33:43,438 Right, bro, this is his birthday, man, like his death birthday. 546 00:33:44,022 --> 00:33:47,734 - Doesn't that mean anything to you? - Just go hang with your little vips. 547 00:33:47,817 --> 00:33:50,111 Sorry we intruded on your tea party. 548 00:33:50,904 --> 00:33:52,072 If you need us, 549 00:33:52,155 --> 00:33:54,533 we'll be out in the Van, picking each other's butts. 550 00:33:54,616 --> 00:33:55,825 - Yeah. - Naked. 551 00:33:55,909 --> 00:33:57,077 Huh? 552 00:34:02,582 --> 00:34:06,836 So I visited Stanford in the fall. It's a beautiful campus. 553 00:34:06,920 --> 00:34:09,714 Isn't it lovely? We go up there for football games. 554 00:34:09,798 --> 00:34:12,259 And, of course, Arthur was on the board, so... 555 00:34:14,135 --> 00:34:17,389 Excuse me. Sorry. Shaun, have you seen my piss? 556 00:34:17,472 --> 00:34:20,559 My parole officer called. He wants that piss. 557 00:34:20,642 --> 00:34:22,519 Man, I know I got it around here. 558 00:34:22,602 --> 00:34:24,479 Lance, don't you see that we have company? 559 00:34:25,814 --> 00:34:27,691 Hey, what's up? Oh, there it is. 560 00:34:31,570 --> 00:34:33,196 I am so sorry. 561 00:34:33,280 --> 00:34:36,783 Okay, look, somebody's got to fill this up or I'm going to jail, all right? 562 00:34:36,866 --> 00:34:38,952 Would you just get out of here? 563 00:34:41,079 --> 00:34:42,163 Fine. 564 00:34:48,587 --> 00:34:51,298 I'd like to "protose" a toast. 565 00:34:51,381 --> 00:34:57,178 Shaun has been a wonderful son, and I want him to be happy. 566 00:34:59,097 --> 00:35:03,143 I'm going to be all alone. 567 00:35:03,226 --> 00:35:05,103 - Hey! - Lgasps} 568 00:35:05,687 --> 00:35:07,230 hey! 569 00:35:07,314 --> 00:35:09,983 - Dear god! - Pills! 570 00:35:10,066 --> 00:35:12,944 Mom, you didn't give Bob his medication. 571 00:35:13,028 --> 00:35:14,404 Excuse me for a minute. 572 00:35:16,865 --> 00:35:18,199 Dude. Dude. 573 00:35:18,283 --> 00:35:20,201 Dude! 574 00:35:20,285 --> 00:35:22,120 Where are Bob's pain pills? 575 00:35:23,997 --> 00:35:25,165 Hyah! 576 00:35:27,000 --> 00:35:29,753 - No, this is excedrin. - It's a decoy. 577 00:35:29,836 --> 00:35:31,671 I put my stash in aspirin bottles. 578 00:35:31,755 --> 00:35:34,633 Yellow are painkillers. They go in the excedrin. 579 00:35:34,716 --> 00:35:38,386 Lance, listen to me, all right? I need Bob's pain pills. 580 00:35:38,470 --> 00:35:40,430 - Bob doesn't have any pain pills. - Yes, he does. 581 00:35:40,513 --> 00:35:42,116 Not anymore. I sold them. But these are good. 582 00:35:42,140 --> 00:35:44,559 No, no, no, wait. 583 00:35:44,643 --> 00:35:48,605 Yellow are not painkillers. What are they? They're speed. 584 00:35:48,688 --> 00:35:51,149 No, they're the x. The painkillers are in the Tylenol. 585 00:35:51,232 --> 00:35:53,318 Give him one of these. It'll knock him right out. 586 00:35:53,401 --> 00:35:54,527 Thanks. 587 00:35:58,114 --> 00:36:01,326 Wait, please! Mr. Gantner, where are you going? 588 00:36:01,409 --> 00:36:02,452 You people are sick. 589 00:36:02,535 --> 00:36:04,454 Your mother's a drunk, your brother's a pervert. 590 00:36:04,537 --> 00:36:07,040 Shame on you for abusing an old man. 591 00:36:07,123 --> 00:36:09,417 He's fine. Tell them you're fine, Bob. 592 00:36:11,044 --> 00:36:14,005 Look, I know how this looks, all right, 593 00:36:14,089 --> 00:36:16,424 but I do everything I can for Bob. 594 00:36:16,508 --> 00:36:18,635 I love Bob. 595 00:36:21,304 --> 00:36:22,472 Oh! 596 00:36:31,898 --> 00:36:34,442 Stanford is for the best and the brightest, 597 00:36:34,526 --> 00:36:36,861 the future leaders of america. 598 00:36:36,945 --> 00:36:42,409 You'll never go to Stanford as long as I have a breath in my body. 599 00:36:42,492 --> 00:36:44,035 Watch your fingers. 600 00:36:58,967 --> 00:37:02,637 - What happened? - You went for a ride, Bob. 601 00:37:02,721 --> 00:37:04,597 Oh. 602 00:37:44,220 --> 00:37:48,183 J” down, lay me down j” 603 00:37:48,266 --> 00:37:50,769 j” lay me down j” 604 00:37:51,686 --> 00:37:54,022 j” lay down burden j” 605 00:37:54,105 --> 00:37:56,357 j” down, lay me down j” 606 00:37:56,441 --> 00:38:00,236 - Shaun, are you okay? - Shaun? Shaun! 607 00:38:05,366 --> 00:38:06,409 I got you, buddy. 608 00:38:06,659 --> 00:38:09,788 You should sue, man. This isn't right. Sue the school. 609 00:38:09,871 --> 00:38:11,623 Shut up, Lance. 610 00:38:11,706 --> 00:38:13,500 Or you know what? Just go to Stanford anyway. 611 00:38:13,583 --> 00:38:15,936 Go up there and take the classes. Don't take no for an answer. 612 00:38:15,960 --> 00:38:17,837 Just say, "hey, I'm going here, kiss my ass." 613 00:38:18,588 --> 00:38:20,507 - That's actually a good idea. - What is? 614 00:38:20,590 --> 00:38:23,343 I should! I should go up to Stanford. 615 00:38:23,426 --> 00:38:26,322 If I talk with the Dean of admissions face to face and tell him my situation, 616 00:38:26,346 --> 00:38:27,388 he's gotta let me in. 617 00:38:27,472 --> 00:38:29,432 I can get you there in three hours. 618 00:38:38,441 --> 00:38:41,069 You're getting into Stanford, buddy. I know it. I know it! 619 00:38:41,152 --> 00:38:42,195 Thanks, man. 620 00:38:44,030 --> 00:38:47,367 I have a question for you. No, I've got something to say. 621 00:38:48,535 --> 00:38:51,079 I'm going to do something with my life. 622 00:38:51,162 --> 00:38:53,665 - Yeah, man. - Good. 623 00:38:53,748 --> 00:38:58,378 Dude, I got these ideas. I got so many ideas burning through my skull, buddy. 624 00:38:58,461 --> 00:39:01,840 I don't know, like hats and shirts, like stussy. 625 00:39:01,923 --> 00:39:02,966 Do you know what? 626 00:39:03,049 --> 00:39:06,845 Stlissy got started out making hats and shirts for surfers in Hawaii. 627 00:39:06,928 --> 00:39:10,932 Now he's, like, a millionaire. He parties in Hawaii, 24/7, buddy. 628 00:39:11,015 --> 00:39:12,895 I could do something like that. Don't you think? 629 00:39:12,976 --> 00:39:16,229 - Yeah. - Like a fucking shirt that says "loser." 630 00:39:16,312 --> 00:39:20,400 Or, I don't know, like... "Talk to the hand." 631 00:39:20,483 --> 00:39:22,902 Or something like that, man. Those would sell. 632 00:39:22,986 --> 00:39:27,490 Or... I got these ideas, like a hat. A big old hat that goes... 633 00:39:27,574 --> 00:39:29,742 You know... that's got to sell. 634 00:39:31,870 --> 00:39:33,580 Watch the road, dumb-ass! 635 00:39:33,663 --> 00:39:36,040 People have written me off, man. Did you know that? 636 00:39:36,124 --> 00:39:37,750 People have written me off. 637 00:39:38,626 --> 00:39:41,170 - Like dad, for one. - Just keep your eyes on the road. 638 00:39:42,380 --> 00:39:47,051 Dude, I'm going to have the last laugh because here's why. 639 00:39:47,135 --> 00:39:50,221 Some little chumps go to college. Some little chumps stay home. 640 00:39:50,305 --> 00:39:53,141 Some little chumps eat roast beef. Some little chumps have none. 641 00:39:53,224 --> 00:39:56,394 This little chump's going to cry, "wee, wee, wee" all the way to the biz-neck. 642 00:39:57,061 --> 00:39:59,063 - You know what I'm saying? - Yeah. Yeah. 643 00:40:02,942 --> 00:40:04,461 - I love you, dude. - I love you too. 644 00:40:04,485 --> 00:40:06,645 We don't say it enough. We don't say it enough. 645 00:40:06,696 --> 00:40:09,240 And it's true and it's not the drugs, buddy. 646 00:40:38,770 --> 00:40:41,981 - Hi. - I need to talk to the Dean of admissions. 647 00:40:42,065 --> 00:40:46,277 Well, it's 10:30 at night, so he's not here right now. 648 00:40:46,361 --> 00:40:48,529 I know, but this is an emergency. 649 00:40:48,613 --> 00:40:51,199 Yeah, I'm sure. You'll have to come back tomorrow, though. 650 00:40:51,783 --> 00:40:54,243 Could you maybe just give us his phone number? 651 00:40:54,327 --> 00:40:56,537 What? His phone number? 652 00:40:56,621 --> 00:40:59,374 Please, you guys. Cut me some slack. 653 00:40:59,457 --> 00:41:02,126 Come back tomorrow, all right? We're closed. Okay? 654 00:41:02,752 --> 00:41:05,380 That is such crap. That is such crap! 655 00:41:05,463 --> 00:41:08,758 Shaun, screw her. You know what? Screw her. 656 00:41:08,841 --> 00:41:11,241 - Are you cold? You want my jacket? - Yes, please. Thank you. 657 00:41:12,428 --> 00:41:16,182 Man, she thinks she's so smart 'cause she goes to Stanford. 658 00:41:16,265 --> 00:41:18,434 Well, I'm smart too. You watch. 659 00:41:18,518 --> 00:41:21,437 I'm gonna pull a MacGyver. I will break in through a window, look around 660 00:41:21,521 --> 00:41:22,981 and find a... 661 00:41:23,064 --> 00:41:24,857 What do you call that thing? Directory. 662 00:41:24,941 --> 00:41:28,277 Stay here. I'm gonna be back in 15 minutes with the directory. 663 00:41:28,361 --> 00:41:30,279 Reconnoiter, 15. 664 00:41:31,990 --> 00:41:35,451 The Dean's probably listed. You could just call information. 665 00:42:00,226 --> 00:42:01,936 Hey, what are you doing? 666 00:42:02,895 --> 00:42:05,606 Uh, hey, cutie. 667 00:42:05,690 --> 00:42:07,608 What do you want? 668 00:42:09,193 --> 00:42:13,239 Well, the question is... 669 00:42:15,700 --> 00:42:17,493 What do you want? 670 00:42:20,663 --> 00:42:26,127 Listen, uh, do you want me to call public safety? 671 00:42:27,336 --> 00:42:30,715 Do you want me to get naked and start the revolution? 672 00:42:35,344 --> 00:42:37,055 I'll take that as a maybe. 673 00:42:49,317 --> 00:42:51,027 - Yes. - Hi. Mr. Durkett? 674 00:42:51,110 --> 00:42:52,612 - Yeah. - You're such a liar! 675 00:42:52,695 --> 00:42:54,947 Girls, Gina, Stephanie, I told you, knock it off. 676 00:42:55,031 --> 00:42:57,033 Dad, Stephanie stole my flip-flop. 677 00:42:57,116 --> 00:43:01,162 So deal with it, Gina. Go. Yes? 678 00:43:01,245 --> 00:43:04,832 Hi, I'm Shaun brumder. I need to talk to you about my application. 679 00:43:05,458 --> 00:43:07,710 It's late. I gotta get up for a 7:00 flight. 680 00:43:07,794 --> 00:43:09,921 But there's been a big mistake. 681 00:43:10,004 --> 00:43:12,381 I'm sorry. There's nothing I can do. Good night. 682 00:43:17,512 --> 00:43:19,680 - Yes? - Hi, Mr. Durkett. 683 00:43:19,764 --> 00:43:22,433 Look, we drove all the way here from orange county. 684 00:43:22,517 --> 00:43:26,187 And can't you just give us five minutes of your time, please? 685 00:43:27,772 --> 00:43:30,608 Okay, you have five minutes. Go. 686 00:43:30,691 --> 00:43:34,529 Okay. Stanford university was my first choice. 687 00:43:34,612 --> 00:43:37,615 In fact, I didn't even apply to any other schools. 688 00:43:37,698 --> 00:43:40,368 But my college counselor sent you the wrong transcript. 689 00:43:41,202 --> 00:43:43,371 - Show me your transcript. - I left it in the car. 690 00:43:43,454 --> 00:43:45,623 I'm just gonna go get it. It's gonna take two seconds. 691 00:43:45,706 --> 00:43:48,126 - Please don't go anywhere. - Okay. 692 00:43:48,876 --> 00:43:49,877 Don... 693 00:43:51,420 --> 00:43:53,131 - What? - Where are our bathing suits? 694 00:43:53,214 --> 00:43:57,343 There's a green mesh dive bag on the floor of my closet. Look in there. 695 00:43:57,426 --> 00:43:59,720 - Who are these people? Get rid of them. - All right. 696 00:44:03,307 --> 00:44:06,853 - Could I have one of those? - Oh, yeah. 697 00:44:06,936 --> 00:44:10,356 - Thank you. My head is killing me. - Take two or three. 698 00:44:10,439 --> 00:44:11,774 Thank you. 699 00:44:12,608 --> 00:44:15,820 - You can just have the whole bottle. - Thank you. 700 00:44:15,903 --> 00:44:19,365 When you're done down there, I need help closing my suitcase. 701 00:44:19,448 --> 00:44:22,034 Okay, I'll be up in five minutes. 702 00:44:35,256 --> 00:44:36,632 Coming. 703 00:44:39,635 --> 00:44:42,722 - Oh, come on. - Jesus, you look like a beast. 704 00:44:44,640 --> 00:44:47,280 - Where's Shaun? I need to talk to him. - He's driving to Stanford. 705 00:44:47,351 --> 00:44:49,395 He's having a crisis, in case you didn't know. 706 00:44:49,478 --> 00:44:50,938 I know all about it, thank you. 707 00:44:51,022 --> 00:44:54,567 Yeah, you're such a good father. So good to your kids. 708 00:44:55,401 --> 00:44:58,362 I need a drink. Do you have any beer, coyote ugly? 709 00:45:01,449 --> 00:45:04,994 This is an excellent transcript. You should be very proud. 710 00:45:05,077 --> 00:45:06,412 But what can I tell you? 711 00:45:06,495 --> 00:45:10,166 If I'd had this by January 21st, you might have had a shot, but... 712 00:45:10,249 --> 00:45:12,293 Don, I need you. 713 00:45:14,337 --> 00:45:17,340 Excuse me. Won't be a minute. 714 00:45:18,799 --> 00:45:22,428 - What is the big deal? - He's going to say no. 715 00:45:22,511 --> 00:45:25,806 Hey, don't let him say no. 716 00:45:25,890 --> 00:45:29,685 - It's going to be fine. - Okay. Thanks. 717 00:45:31,812 --> 00:45:34,774 So what's up with your brother and aspirin? 718 00:45:34,857 --> 00:45:38,110 Does he get a lot of headaches or what? 719 00:45:45,534 --> 00:45:48,162 What is that smell? What am I sitting in? 720 00:45:48,246 --> 00:45:50,164 Relax. It's just urine. 721 00:45:53,709 --> 00:45:57,380 Your son was being a real brat today, a real pain in the ass. 722 00:45:57,463 --> 00:45:59,966 - My son? - He said I was selfish. 723 00:46:00,049 --> 00:46:02,551 He said that everything's always about me. 724 00:46:03,719 --> 00:46:06,847 He called me a drama queen, said I was trying to sabotage him. 725 00:46:13,354 --> 00:46:16,315 So how's Bob? 726 00:46:19,360 --> 00:46:20,987 How's what's-her-face? 727 00:46:22,113 --> 00:46:23,739 She's sleeping around. 728 00:46:25,908 --> 00:46:29,245 I can't talk to her. She doesn't play tennis. 729 00:46:30,413 --> 00:46:34,250 She's not a good mother. She's not like you. 730 00:46:40,673 --> 00:46:42,091 Want another beer? 731 00:46:57,023 --> 00:46:58,399 Look_. 732 00:47:00,192 --> 00:47:02,320 Sometimes I leave the office at the end of the day 733 00:47:02,403 --> 00:47:04,613 and I get into my car and head home... 734 00:47:05,281 --> 00:47:06,824 And 15 minutes later, I'm here. 735 00:47:07,700 --> 00:47:11,579 Parked in front of this house. It's annoying. It's totally out of my way. 736 00:47:14,081 --> 00:47:17,293 I made a mistake, and I'm tired of paying for it. I want you back. 737 00:47:19,295 --> 00:47:21,130 You're such an asshole. 738 00:47:29,555 --> 00:47:30,806 Which ones were they? 739 00:47:33,059 --> 00:47:35,061 - Excednn. - Excednn. 740 00:47:35,144 --> 00:47:39,190 - Okay. Excedrin are... pain pills. - Pain pills. 741 00:47:39,273 --> 00:47:42,234 - No! Oh, my god! - What? 742 00:47:43,444 --> 00:47:45,484 We just gave the Dean of admissions three hits of... 743 00:47:52,036 --> 00:47:53,537 Where were we? 744 00:47:56,624 --> 00:47:57,750 Um... 745 00:47:58,709 --> 00:48:03,839 Well, Mr. Durkett, uh, to me, Stanford's not just a school, 746 00:48:03,923 --> 00:48:06,634 it's my entire reason for living. 747 00:48:06,717 --> 00:48:10,679 Every night before I went to bed, I'd pray that I'd get into Stanford. 748 00:48:10,763 --> 00:48:13,224 And I worked really hard, 749 00:48:13,307 --> 00:48:15,935 and when all my friends were out having fun, 750 00:48:16,018 --> 00:48:18,229 I stayed in and I studied. 751 00:48:18,813 --> 00:48:21,524 That's good. That's what you have to do. 752 00:48:22,400 --> 00:48:23,859 Eighty-two percent... 753 00:48:30,074 --> 00:48:32,076 Wait a second. 754 00:48:32,159 --> 00:48:35,037 I like you. What's your name? 755 00:48:35,704 --> 00:48:38,707 - Shaun. - Shaun. Shaun. 756 00:48:39,250 --> 00:48:42,044 I like you. I do. I don't know why. 757 00:48:43,712 --> 00:48:45,297 I just like you. 758 00:48:46,424 --> 00:48:47,967 Thanks. 759 00:48:48,050 --> 00:48:50,970 I feel so good! 760 00:48:53,055 --> 00:48:56,267 Is it me, or is it hotter than hell in here? 761 00:48:56,350 --> 00:48:58,269 Can you help me? 762 00:48:58,352 --> 00:49:01,730 Yeah. Yeah. Yes. Yes, I can. 763 00:49:01,814 --> 00:49:04,859 No. There's no time. I'm leaving. 764 00:49:04,942 --> 00:49:08,070 I'm going to Bali with my family. 765 00:49:09,822 --> 00:49:12,283 I love them so much. 766 00:49:17,371 --> 00:49:21,959 I need water or I need to lie down. 767 00:49:22,042 --> 00:49:23,919 Hey, before you do that... 768 00:49:24,003 --> 00:49:29,091 Shaun, you're my same height. That is neat. 769 00:49:29,175 --> 00:49:32,052 Yeah, it is. Listen, let's go to your office, 770 00:49:32,136 --> 00:49:35,014 and you can add my name to the acceptance list 771 00:49:35,097 --> 00:49:36,182 before you leave for Bali. 772 00:49:36,265 --> 00:49:37,808 Sounds good. Sounds good. Yeah. 773 00:49:40,352 --> 00:49:44,523 Oh, man, the lights are, like, vivid! 774 00:49:45,191 --> 00:49:47,276 Well, it's a beautiful night. 775 00:49:47,359 --> 00:49:49,236 - You're so beautiful! - Oh. 776 00:49:49,320 --> 00:49:50,779 - Thank you. - You're welcome. 777 00:49:50,863 --> 00:49:53,282 You know, I really appreciate this. 778 00:49:53,365 --> 00:49:56,452 That's okay, Shaun, 779 00:49:57,203 --> 00:50:00,789 'cause I feel like I've known you forever. 780 00:50:01,665 --> 00:50:03,459 Hey! 781 00:50:06,253 --> 00:50:07,963 I have a confession. 782 00:50:08,714 --> 00:50:10,716 I never went to college. 783 00:50:12,259 --> 00:50:13,802 It's overrated. 784 00:50:14,470 --> 00:50:17,348 My brother wants to go here next year. 785 00:50:19,183 --> 00:50:22,811 Well, I hope he's on this list. 786 00:50:22,895 --> 00:50:26,357 - What's that? - A list of people they've accepted. 787 00:50:27,316 --> 00:50:29,485 They rejected him, the jerks. 788 00:50:32,446 --> 00:50:33,948 Don't do that. 789 00:50:37,660 --> 00:50:41,372 When I was little, I was a total pyro. 790 00:50:41,455 --> 00:50:43,499 I was too. 791 00:50:50,214 --> 00:50:54,468 Put that out, man. Put it out. 792 00:50:54,552 --> 00:50:55,553 Vvhoa. 793 00:51:04,937 --> 00:51:07,022 - Who are you people? - I'm Shaun brumder. 794 00:51:07,106 --> 00:51:10,859 You're going to help me get into Stanford, and we're at your office. 795 00:51:14,905 --> 00:51:16,949 Oh, my god! 796 00:51:46,770 --> 00:51:48,022 Vvhoo! 797 00:51:48,105 --> 00:51:49,940 Oh, god. 798 00:51:56,614 --> 00:51:59,259 Ray, do me a favor. Back that engine out. We got a knockdown. 799 00:51:59,283 --> 00:52:02,870 That's negatory, Julio. I need you to wedge that popper. Hey! 800 00:52:02,953 --> 00:52:04,288 Hey. 801 00:52:04,371 --> 00:52:06,874 - What's your name? - Joe... John. 802 00:52:06,957 --> 00:52:08,626 - What is it? - Joe John. 803 00:52:08,709 --> 00:52:12,671 - Your name's Joe John? - Johnston. Johnston, Joe. 804 00:52:12,755 --> 00:52:16,091 - Wanna tell me what happened here? - There was a fire. 805 00:52:16,175 --> 00:52:18,594 I don't know. I came by and was... 806 00:52:20,262 --> 00:52:21,889 Checking out the fire. 807 00:52:21,972 --> 00:52:26,143 That lady, Mona, said that you two were in the building when the fire started. 808 00:52:26,226 --> 00:52:31,023 Yeah. She's a liar 'cause I don't know her, so whatever she says is a lie, so... 809 00:52:31,106 --> 00:52:32,946 So you weren't in the building with that woman? 810 00:52:33,025 --> 00:52:34,318 No, not I. 811 00:52:34,401 --> 00:52:37,529 All right. She started it. All right? 812 00:52:37,613 --> 00:52:41,784 Because she was like, "I hate my job. I'm going to burn this mother down." 813 00:52:41,867 --> 00:52:45,037 And I said, "you better not. You better not." 814 00:52:46,372 --> 00:52:49,833 - She said it was an electrical fire. - It was. It was a total electrical fire. 815 00:52:49,917 --> 00:52:53,754 It was like... the switches had sparks coming out, and the sockets... 816 00:52:53,837 --> 00:52:57,841 - It was like the fourth of July, man. - Why aren't you wearing your pants, Joe? 817 00:52:58,550 --> 00:53:03,972 I tripped, then I had to take them off to run faster out of the flames. 818 00:53:05,474 --> 00:53:09,019 I think I inhaled some smoke. 819 00:53:09,895 --> 00:53:12,815 Will you excuse me one second? I'll be right back. 820 00:53:14,400 --> 00:53:17,695 We've got a sprinter. Five foot five, no pants, unkempt... 821 00:53:18,737 --> 00:53:20,030 Portly. 822 00:53:20,114 --> 00:53:21,949 You'll be fine. 823 00:53:22,032 --> 00:53:24,535 Wait. Wait a second. Mr. Durkett. 824 00:53:25,703 --> 00:53:27,996 This guy thinks he's the Dean of admissions. 825 00:53:33,210 --> 00:53:35,796 Shaun. Shaun. 826 00:53:35,879 --> 00:53:38,465 Shaun, it's so psychedelic. 827 00:53:38,549 --> 00:53:41,760 Buddy, I light one match, and the building blows up. 828 00:53:46,140 --> 00:53:50,227 - I was just trying to help you, bro. - By setting the building on fire? 829 00:53:51,270 --> 00:53:53,188 I was high. 830 00:53:53,272 --> 00:53:57,317 You're always high. You're a drugged-out loser. 831 00:53:57,401 --> 00:54:00,362 You think you're going to create a t-shirt company? 832 00:54:00,446 --> 00:54:02,239 You can't even dress yourself. 833 00:54:09,872 --> 00:54:11,165 Harsh. 834 00:54:12,791 --> 00:54:14,710 Shaun, I'm so sorry. 835 00:54:14,793 --> 00:54:16,712 I should've seen this coming. 836 00:54:18,172 --> 00:54:20,549 The one day I need my family to come through for me, 837 00:54:20,632 --> 00:54:22,634 they end up doing what they always do: 838 00:54:24,052 --> 00:54:25,304 My father goes ballistic, 839 00:54:25,387 --> 00:54:28,974 my mother gets plastered and my brother burns down a building. 840 00:54:29,057 --> 00:54:31,935 It's like they've all come together in some evil conspiracy 841 00:54:32,019 --> 00:54:33,771 to prevent me from getting anywhere. 842 00:54:34,480 --> 00:54:38,525 - Is that what you think? - What else am I supposed to think? 843 00:54:41,487 --> 00:54:44,823 You know, I really believed that you wanted to go to Stanford 844 00:54:44,907 --> 00:54:48,035 because you wanted to study with Marcus Skinner. 845 00:54:48,911 --> 00:54:50,454 That's not it, is it? 846 00:54:51,497 --> 00:54:55,000 - What are you talking about? - You want to run away. 847 00:54:56,168 --> 00:54:59,713 You want to be free of everybody. 848 00:54:59,797 --> 00:55:03,342 You think by coming up here, you're gonna meet people that are smarter 849 00:55:03,425 --> 00:55:07,513 and saner and better. 850 00:55:10,182 --> 00:55:13,477 You know, if you went to Stanford, that would be the end of us. 851 00:55:15,979 --> 00:55:18,857 It doesn't seem to me like that thought has ever crossed your mind. 852 00:55:19,817 --> 00:55:21,860 - Oh, Ashley, come on. - Shaun. 853 00:55:21,944 --> 00:55:24,363 I'm sorry you didn't get in to Stanford. 854 00:55:24,988 --> 00:55:27,241 But if you think that going here is the only way 855 00:55:27,324 --> 00:55:29,576 you can be the person you want to be... 856 00:55:32,746 --> 00:55:34,957 Then I just feel sorry for you. 857 00:55:46,677 --> 00:55:48,887 Bud! 858 00:55:51,181 --> 00:55:52,724 Bud! 859 00:56:00,732 --> 00:56:03,318 What's going on? What are you doing in that bathrobe? 860 00:56:03,402 --> 00:56:05,112 I'm not gonna lie to you, krista. 861 00:56:06,655 --> 00:56:08,407 Did you sleep with your ex-wife? 862 00:56:13,453 --> 00:56:17,374 - I want a divorce. - Really? 863 00:56:17,457 --> 00:56:21,253 - You can have the house. - Really? What about Jake? 864 00:56:22,504 --> 00:56:25,632 - I thought we could share custody. - Okay. 865 00:56:25,716 --> 00:56:27,426 Great. 866 00:56:27,509 --> 00:56:29,803 Hey, but listen, can you take him tonight 867 00:56:29,887 --> 00:56:34,224 'cause there's this new club in Newport that's supposed to be totally bitchin'? 868 00:56:35,309 --> 00:56:37,644 - Okay. - Thanks, bud. 869 00:56:37,728 --> 00:56:40,147 So you have my pager number and my cell phone number. 870 00:56:40,230 --> 00:56:43,483 If you need me, just call me. I think this is a great idea. 871 00:56:43,567 --> 00:56:44,693 Good. 872 00:56:44,776 --> 00:56:46,904 - Later. - Later. 873 00:56:48,739 --> 00:56:50,407 Whoo! 874 00:56:50,490 --> 00:56:52,034 Yes! 875 00:56:52,117 --> 00:56:53,285 Huh. 876 00:57:08,800 --> 00:57:13,013 J” I'm taking a ride j” 877 00:57:13,096 --> 00:57:15,974 j” off to one side j” 878 00:57:16,058 --> 00:57:20,228 j” /t is a personal thing j” 879 00:57:20,312 --> 00:57:21,730 j” where 7 j” 880 00:57:21,813 --> 00:57:26,443 j” when / can't stand up in this cage j” 881 00:57:26,526 --> 00:57:30,530 j” I'm not regretting j” 882 00:57:31,949 --> 00:57:36,328 j” / don't need a better thing j” 883 00:57:38,622 --> 00:57:41,583 j” I'll settle for less j” 884 00:57:45,796 --> 00:57:49,007 - What are you reading? - Faulkner. 885 00:57:50,801 --> 00:57:54,846 - He's a great writer. - Yeah. Sure. 886 00:57:55,597 --> 00:57:58,058 You're an English major? 887 00:58:00,185 --> 00:58:04,731 - I don't even go here. - So you're just visiting. 888 00:58:09,987 --> 00:58:12,072 I should probably go. 889 00:58:12,739 --> 00:58:15,075 Okay. It was nice meeting you. 890 00:58:18,620 --> 00:58:22,290 Hey, I'm going to a party. 891 00:58:24,001 --> 00:58:25,961 Want to maybe come check it out? 892 00:58:26,211 --> 00:58:29,089 So do you like faulkner? 893 00:58:29,798 --> 00:58:31,883 He's okay. I mean, he's kind of boring. 894 00:58:31,967 --> 00:58:34,011 I think I mightjust get the cliff notes. 895 00:58:35,429 --> 00:58:37,264 - Hey, Gretchen. - Hey! 896 00:58:37,347 --> 00:58:40,225 There are some serious cuties at this party. 897 00:58:40,308 --> 00:58:45,063 - Lock me up because I am horny. - Guys, this is Shaun. 898 00:58:47,524 --> 00:58:50,086 Oh, my god, this is our song! 899 00:58:50,110 --> 00:58:53,113 Oh, my god! They're playing our song! 900 00:58:55,032 --> 00:58:57,534 J” come, my lady come, come, my ladyj” 901 00:58:57,617 --> 00:58:59,995 j” you're my butterfly sugar baby j” 902 00:59:00,078 --> 00:59:02,247 j” come, my lady come, come, my ladyj” 903 00:59:02,330 --> 00:59:04,249 j” you're my butterfly sugar baby j” 904 00:59:04,332 --> 00:59:06,012 j” such a sexy sexy pretty little thing j” 905 00:59:08,587 --> 00:59:11,465 Scrabble? I love scrabble. 906 00:59:11,548 --> 00:59:14,509 Last time I played actually, I threw down the word "mazzard." 907 00:59:14,593 --> 00:59:16,136 It's a type of small cherry tree. 908 00:59:16,887 --> 00:59:19,097 I even got 50 bonus points. 909 00:59:20,849 --> 00:59:23,810 So, you don't look familiar. Are you a freshman? 910 00:59:23,894 --> 00:59:26,730 No, not even. I'm still in high school. 911 00:59:26,813 --> 00:59:28,106 Did you apply to Stanford? 912 00:59:28,190 --> 00:59:32,986 No, I'm going to orange county university. That's where I'm from. 913 00:59:33,070 --> 00:59:34,821 Really? I've heard of orange county. 914 00:59:35,906 --> 00:59:39,576 Yeah, I love it there. The weather's great, people are nice. 915 00:59:39,659 --> 00:59:44,122 I really want to be a marine biologist, so it's the perfect place for me to study. 916 00:59:44,206 --> 00:59:45,624 Uh-huh. 917 00:59:45,707 --> 00:59:49,252 - So, what about you? - I'm a comparative literature major. 918 00:59:49,336 --> 00:59:53,590 I want to be a writer. Fiction, poetry, screenplays, whatever. 919 00:59:53,673 --> 00:59:58,970 I have an idea for a TV show. It's about vampires... ostensibly. 920 00:59:59,054 --> 01:00:03,725 But, underneath, it's actually about the reunification of Germany. 921 01:00:03,809 --> 01:00:07,938 - But it's funny. - My boyfriend wants to be a writer too. 922 01:00:08,814 --> 01:00:13,777 - Your boyfriend? - Yeah, Shaun. He's really talented. 923 01:00:14,820 --> 01:00:20,826 He wrote this great story about growing up in orange county, 924 01:00:20,909 --> 01:00:24,371 and it's just really funny and smart. 925 01:00:24,454 --> 01:00:26,915 But it doesn't really matter what I think, so... 926 01:00:26,998 --> 01:00:28,500 Why not? 927 01:00:38,093 --> 01:00:39,302 Shaun? 928 01:00:40,428 --> 01:00:42,764 Hey, what's up? 929 01:00:43,723 --> 01:00:45,058 Is this your boyfriend? 930 01:00:48,478 --> 01:00:51,815 - What, are you spying on me? - No! 931 01:00:52,524 --> 01:00:56,903 I was, uh... I was just up on the balcony and, uh... 932 01:00:58,446 --> 01:01:01,366 Yeah, I was spying on you. Ow. Who's this? 933 01:01:01,449 --> 01:01:03,118 I'm kip. 934 01:01:04,786 --> 01:01:07,455 Yeah, kip. Let's go inside where we can be alone. 935 01:01:08,748 --> 01:01:12,169 Oh, come on, ash. Ashley. 936 01:01:49,080 --> 01:01:50,165 Mr. Skinner? 937 01:02:04,054 --> 01:02:05,513 You're Marcus Skinner. 938 01:02:07,557 --> 01:02:09,434 You're-you're a good writer. 939 01:02:10,852 --> 01:02:12,354 Thank you. 940 01:02:28,119 --> 01:02:30,455 I'm obsessed with you, Mr. Skinner. 941 01:02:30,538 --> 01:02:35,627 Um, not in a sexual way or a romantic way or anything like that. 942 01:02:35,710 --> 01:02:39,339 Just, uh... your writing. 943 01:02:40,924 --> 01:02:44,761 I'm Shaun brumder. I wrote you a letter a couple of months ago. 944 01:02:44,844 --> 01:02:48,098 - I sent you one of my stories. - "Orange county." 945 01:02:51,101 --> 01:02:56,398 Yeah. Yeah... wait. Did you read it? 946 01:02:56,481 --> 01:02:59,776 Oh, yes, yeah. It was a great story. 947 01:03:03,363 --> 01:03:04,698 Icant, uh_. 948 01:03:07,367 --> 01:03:08,910 I'm sorry, uh... 949 01:03:10,453 --> 01:03:12,038 It's been a long day. 950 01:03:12,122 --> 01:03:16,293 Could you just say that, what you just said, just one more time? 951 01:03:17,627 --> 01:03:20,380 It was a great story. I really enjoyed it. 952 01:03:27,053 --> 01:03:28,930 Mr. Skinner, I... 953 01:03:30,640 --> 01:03:31,766 Dude... 954 01:03:33,184 --> 01:03:35,186 You have no idea what that means to me. 955 01:03:41,234 --> 01:03:42,777 The characters are unique. 956 01:03:43,903 --> 01:03:45,447 Well-drawn. 957 01:03:45,530 --> 01:03:50,368 The mother, drunk, arguing with all the maids. 958 01:03:51,619 --> 01:03:53,330 The brother always passing out everywhere. 959 01:03:53,413 --> 01:03:55,915 I loved the girlfriend. The bleeding-heart animal freak. 960 01:03:55,999 --> 01:03:57,625 She was my favorite. 961 01:03:57,709 --> 01:04:00,712 You really love your characters. It comes through in the writing. 962 01:04:00,795 --> 01:04:03,173 Well, thank you. 963 01:04:03,256 --> 01:04:06,009 I... I never really thought about it that way. 964 01:04:07,427 --> 01:04:08,887 My only criticism... 965 01:04:08,970 --> 01:04:12,599 Yes. Oh, please. It's what I need. 966 01:04:15,060 --> 01:04:16,186 You need an ending. 967 01:04:16,895 --> 01:04:20,482 I know. I just... I don't know how to end it. 968 01:04:21,566 --> 01:04:23,485 You should figure that out. 969 01:04:24,069 --> 01:04:25,612 Maybe I can help you. 970 01:04:26,696 --> 01:04:30,367 Well, uh, I didn't get in to Stanford. 971 01:04:31,910 --> 01:04:36,206 Yeah. So, uh... So it means I can't work with you. 972 01:04:43,380 --> 01:04:46,883 I want to be a good writer, Mr. Skinner, 973 01:04:46,966 --> 01:04:51,471 but I'm just afraid that if I don't get out of orange county, 974 01:04:53,390 --> 01:04:55,058 it's never going to happen. 975 01:04:55,809 --> 01:04:58,520 You don't have to be afraid of that, Shaun. You are a good writer. 976 01:04:59,896 --> 01:05:02,315 And every good writer has a conflicted relationship 977 01:05:02,399 --> 01:05:04,401 with the place where he grew up. 978 01:05:05,026 --> 01:05:07,779 Joyce, faulkner, Tolstoy. 979 01:05:08,905 --> 01:05:13,159 And that's what I remember loving about your story. It's very conflicted. 980 01:05:14,077 --> 01:05:16,871 'Cause at the beginning, you think these people are doomed. 981 01:05:16,955 --> 01:05:19,499 I mean, this family's heading for disaster. 982 01:05:19,582 --> 01:05:22,961 And then, as you read on, you see that there exist, 983 01:05:23,044 --> 01:05:26,589 beneath the surface, these very real connections, 984 01:05:26,673 --> 01:05:28,675 these deep relationships. 985 01:05:31,511 --> 01:05:34,055 What I took from your story is this: 986 01:05:35,432 --> 01:05:41,813 That even in a world where people can be superficial and stupid and selfish, 987 01:05:42,564 --> 01:05:44,274 there's still hope. 988 01:05:46,276 --> 01:05:49,070 Was that the message you were trying for? 989 01:06:04,210 --> 01:06:06,796 J” there is a place it has a face j” 990 01:06:06,880 --> 01:06:11,217 j” and he was walking out the doorj” 991 01:06:14,429 --> 01:06:18,975 j” three times done and you're gone, and you're gone j” 992 01:06:19,058 --> 01:06:21,561 j” you are free, you are free j” 993 01:06:21,644 --> 01:06:24,981 j” it's a long way home j” 994 01:06:25,064 --> 01:06:29,527 j” what have we done? Was it wrong? Was it wrong? J” 995 01:06:29,611 --> 01:06:32,197 j” is it me? Can'tyou see? J” 996 01:06:32,280 --> 01:06:35,700 j” it's a long way home j” 997 01:06:37,035 --> 01:06:38,578 Shaun, Shaun. 998 01:06:38,828 --> 01:06:42,040 Shaun, Shaun, Shaun, Shaun, over here. 999 01:06:43,374 --> 01:06:45,793 Sorry. 1000 01:06:45,877 --> 01:06:47,462 Ow! God! 1001 01:06:47,545 --> 01:06:49,797 Sorry. 1002 01:06:49,881 --> 01:06:53,092 - God, Lance! - I'm sorry. It's okay. It's just a Nick. 1003 01:06:54,761 --> 01:06:57,180 Dude, you'll never believe who I just met. 1004 01:06:57,263 --> 01:06:58,806 - Who? - Marcus Skinner. 1005 01:06:58,890 --> 01:07:00,892 I met Marcus Skinner! 1006 01:07:01,684 --> 01:07:03,102 - What? Who? - The writer. 1007 01:07:03,186 --> 01:07:04,687 - Okay. - He liked my story! 1008 01:07:04,771 --> 01:07:05,980 He liked my story! 1009 01:07:06,064 --> 01:07:09,609 Shut up! That's awesome, but I am going to prison! 1010 01:07:09,692 --> 01:07:10,693 What? 1011 01:07:10,777 --> 01:07:13,130 Some cops are right on my ass. Listen. I've been thinking about it. 1012 01:07:13,154 --> 01:07:15,865 We are going to Mexico, buddy, right now. 1013 01:07:15,949 --> 01:07:17,200 - Oh, Lance! - Please. 1014 01:07:22,205 --> 01:07:23,498 Oh, god. 1015 01:07:24,249 --> 01:07:28,378 Okay, all right, fine. We're leaving. But we've got to get Ashley first. 1016 01:07:28,461 --> 01:07:29,796 No, I'm sorry. 1017 01:07:29,879 --> 01:07:32,966 No, that's not in the cards, "broseph." Listen, she'll be fine. 1018 01:07:33,049 --> 01:07:34,050 Just forget about her. 1019 01:07:34,133 --> 01:07:36,678 Some dude'll pick her up and give her a nice bed to sleep in. 1020 01:07:36,761 --> 01:07:38,321 - Lance. - Okay, we will go and get her. 1021 01:07:38,388 --> 01:07:42,475 But you're gonna follow me 'cause I am an expert at escaping. 1022 01:07:42,559 --> 01:07:43,726 Let's go! Fast escape. 1023 01:07:43,810 --> 01:07:46,396 Fast escapes are my expertise. Come on. 1024 01:07:47,480 --> 01:07:48,481 Be careful. 1025 01:07:49,899 --> 01:07:50,900 Follow me. 1026 01:07:57,949 --> 01:07:59,784 Lance, are you okay? 1027 01:08:01,661 --> 01:08:05,707 Go get the bronco, Shaun, and come back for me. 1028 01:08:05,790 --> 01:08:07,458 - Okay. - Dude. 1029 01:08:08,376 --> 01:08:12,255 - Promise me, dude. - Yeah, I promise. 1030 01:08:18,344 --> 01:08:20,847 The whole time I'm thinking it's the alternator. 1031 01:08:21,514 --> 01:08:24,892 My bro says, "no, bro. It's the carburetor." 1032 01:08:24,976 --> 01:08:27,437 And it turned out he was right. 1033 01:08:32,817 --> 01:08:36,571 Ashley, would you get in the car? 1034 01:08:37,322 --> 01:08:38,573 I'm mad at you, remember? 1035 01:08:38,656 --> 01:08:42,493 I know, but can we talk about it in the car, please? 1036 01:08:42,577 --> 01:08:45,163 Hey, you heard her. Why don't you leave her alone? 1037 01:08:45,246 --> 01:08:47,874 Hey, butt out, dude. Ashley, get in the car right now! 1038 01:08:47,957 --> 01:08:49,667 - Get in the car. - No. 1039 01:08:52,712 --> 01:08:54,714 Shaun, apologize to her. Tell her you're sorry. 1040 01:08:54,797 --> 01:08:56,174 I'm sorry! 1041 01:08:58,176 --> 01:09:00,428 Dude, come on. Say it like you mean it. 1042 01:09:03,514 --> 01:09:07,685 Ashley, I'm so sorry. 1043 01:09:09,854 --> 01:09:12,523 Now tell her you love her. 1044 01:09:13,483 --> 01:09:15,109 Tell her you love her. 1045 01:09:16,819 --> 01:09:18,112 I love you. 1046 01:09:19,364 --> 01:09:21,074 I love you so much. 1047 01:09:23,284 --> 01:09:27,955 Good. You love him, he loves you. Now get in the damn bronco! 1048 01:09:28,039 --> 01:09:30,416 Ashley, now. Now! 1049 01:09:30,500 --> 01:09:34,629 - Now! - Kip, it was really nice to meet you. 1050 01:09:34,712 --> 01:09:36,589 Get in the car! 1051 01:09:40,718 --> 01:09:45,014 J” baby what can I do? J” 1052 01:09:46,099 --> 01:09:47,558 j” I've been j” 1053 01:09:47,642 --> 01:09:49,268 j” out searching for you j” 1054 01:09:49,352 --> 01:09:51,062 Shaun. 1055 01:09:51,145 --> 01:09:52,188 Yeah? 1056 01:09:52,271 --> 01:09:54,607 What? 1057 01:09:54,691 --> 01:09:56,984 Lance isn't going to be able to hear anything. 1058 01:09:58,027 --> 01:10:01,280 He's passed out. He's not gonna wake up, I promise. 1059 01:10:02,573 --> 01:10:04,701 Okay, you don't believe me? Lance. 1060 01:10:04,784 --> 01:10:06,327 Lance! 1061 01:10:09,706 --> 01:10:13,543 See? Nothing. He's out cold. Like a light. Come on. 1062 01:10:14,836 --> 01:10:16,838 It'll be fine, I promise. Okay? 1063 01:10:23,010 --> 01:10:26,931 J” I've been watching the world pass by j” 1064 01:10:27,014 --> 01:10:29,308 j” all around me j” 1065 01:10:33,604 --> 01:10:37,442 j” I've been letting the days go by j” 1066 01:10:37,525 --> 01:10:39,235 j” till you found me j” 1067 01:10:41,571 --> 01:10:43,573 clearly, you're not an expert on negotiations, 1068 01:10:43,656 --> 01:10:45,283 so let me just walk you through this. 1069 01:10:45,366 --> 01:10:47,452 You come in with a proposal that's over the top, 1070 01:10:47,535 --> 01:10:49,829 you want a new gymnasium, $40 million, 1071 01:10:49,912 --> 01:10:52,331 then I counter with a low-ball offer, 1072 01:10:52,415 --> 01:10:55,460 like $2,000 for a medicine ball. 1073 01:10:55,543 --> 01:10:56,979 That is absurd and offensive. 1074 01:10:57,003 --> 01:10:59,630 - What? - It's ofl'ensive, sir. Stanford university... 1075 01:10:59,714 --> 01:11:02,925 No, no, no, you're not hearing me. 1076 01:11:03,009 --> 01:11:05,011 No, sir, / believe it's you who is not hearing me. 1077 01:11:05,094 --> 01:11:06,334 You're not hearing me! 1078 01:11:10,266 --> 01:11:14,520 - Hey, hey, hey, drink your milk. - I don't want milk. I want my poody. 1079 01:11:14,604 --> 01:11:18,608 Your poody's been retired. You're a little big for... 1080 01:11:18,691 --> 01:11:19,859 Where are you going? 1081 01:11:19,942 --> 01:11:21,444 What... 1082 01:11:21,527 --> 01:11:23,905 You don't want the milk, fine. You want some juice? 1083 01:11:24,697 --> 01:11:28,117 Yes, okay. Why don't you go to the fridge, open it up and get yourself some. 1084 01:11:28,201 --> 01:11:29,952 And get some for me, while you're at it. 1085 01:11:30,036 --> 01:11:32,914 Oh, you're helpful. 1086 01:11:32,997 --> 01:11:35,875 Finally some help around here. 1087 01:11:35,958 --> 01:11:37,585 J” heyj” 1088 01:11:37,668 --> 01:11:39,545 j” don't write yourself ofi' yet j” 1089 01:11:40,546 --> 01:11:43,549 j” it's only in your head you feel left out j” 1090 01:11:43,633 --> 01:11:45,760 j” or looked down on j” 1091 01:11:47,386 --> 01:11:51,015 - hey, guys, what's up? - Hey, what's up, dude? 1092 01:11:51,098 --> 01:11:52,225 Hey, dude, check this out. 1093 01:11:52,308 --> 01:11:55,061 Last night, we were at this party, 1094 01:11:55,144 --> 01:11:58,564 and little Arlo here decides to profess his undying love for me. 1095 01:11:58,648 --> 01:12:00,608 Did I tell you he was a fruitcake or what? 1096 01:12:00,691 --> 01:12:04,612 Bro. Bro, that's not true. This is the real story, dude. 1097 01:12:04,695 --> 01:12:06,781 Chad crashed at my house, right. 1098 01:12:06,864 --> 01:12:09,659 And I woke up in the night, he was fondling my... 1099 01:12:09,742 --> 01:12:14,413 Dude, I lost my keys. I was looking for 'em. 1100 01:12:14,497 --> 01:12:18,209 - You guys want to come in? - All right. 1101 01:12:21,754 --> 01:12:24,173 - Jake. - Yo. 1102 01:12:24,257 --> 01:12:27,093 - What are you doing here? - Hello, everybody. 1103 01:12:27,176 --> 01:12:30,221 - Hey, Bob. - How was your trip? 1104 01:12:30,304 --> 01:12:32,223 It was okay. 1105 01:12:35,268 --> 01:12:37,562 No, just come back with an offer. 1106 01:12:37,645 --> 01:12:39,647 We don't have to dot the I's and cross the t's. 1107 01:12:39,730 --> 01:12:41,774 You have your people, I have my people. 1108 01:12:41,858 --> 01:12:44,735 I'll call you back. My kids just walked in the door. 1109 01:12:45,820 --> 01:12:48,197 - Hi, guys. - Dad, what... 1110 01:12:48,281 --> 01:12:51,617 Lupe, I'm sure you're right. 1111 01:12:53,703 --> 01:12:54,912 Mom, what is going on? 1112 01:12:56,330 --> 01:13:01,919 Uh, Shaun, Lance, um, something happened last night. 1113 01:13:02,003 --> 01:13:04,297 Your mother and I, we, uh... 1114 01:13:05,506 --> 01:13:07,300 Well... 1115 01:13:08,217 --> 01:13:09,510 You banged mom? 1116 01:13:11,262 --> 01:13:15,641 That's not the word I would use, but, yes, we came together. 1117 01:13:15,725 --> 01:13:17,852 Ugh! 1118 01:13:18,519 --> 01:13:21,147 - Are you serious? - Guess what else we did. 1119 01:13:21,230 --> 01:13:23,357 I've been on the phone all morning with Stanford. 1120 01:13:23,441 --> 01:13:26,485 Your mother and I donated the money for a new admissions building. 1121 01:13:26,569 --> 01:13:28,779 I guess the old one burned down. 1122 01:13:30,573 --> 01:13:33,284 We got you in to Stanford, Shaun. 1123 01:13:40,124 --> 01:13:42,710 - You did that for me? - Yeah. 1124 01:13:42,793 --> 01:13:44,754 Really? 1125 01:13:45,796 --> 01:13:49,258 - Yeah, bro, way to go, man. - We're stoked, dude. 1126 01:13:49,342 --> 01:13:51,636 Yeah, Stanford! 1127 01:13:56,641 --> 01:13:59,644 Congratulations, Shaun. That is awesome. 1128 01:14:00,978 --> 01:14:04,774 J” / was sitting in a crummy mo vie j” 1129 01:14:04,857 --> 01:14:08,069 j” with my hands on my chin j” 1130 01:14:10,947 --> 01:14:14,075 j” all the violence that occurs j” 1131 01:14:14,158 --> 01:14:17,286 j” seems like we never win j” 1132 01:14:20,998 --> 01:14:23,000 j” love and mercyj” 1133 01:14:23,084 --> 01:14:27,880 j” that's what you need tonight j” 1134 01:14:29,590 --> 01:14:32,218 j” so, love and mercy j” 1135 01:14:32,301 --> 01:14:37,556 j” to you and your friends tonightj” 1136 01:14:39,350 --> 01:14:41,477 j” / was lying in my room j” 1137 01:14:41,560 --> 01:14:45,773 j” and the news came on ti/j” 1138 01:14:46,399 --> 01:14:47,858 uh, hey. 1139 01:14:55,741 --> 01:15:00,955 I was just up in my room thinking about faulkner, and wondering, 1140 01:15:01,038 --> 01:15:04,417 if he had left the south, would he have ever written a light in August? 1141 01:15:06,252 --> 01:15:09,964 Or what if, uh... What if James Joyce had left Ireland? 1142 01:15:10,047 --> 01:15:13,926 I mean, he did leave Ireland, but not in his heart. 1143 01:15:14,802 --> 01:15:16,637 Do you see what I'm getting at here? 1144 01:15:19,890 --> 01:15:22,476 I don't need to go to Stanford to be a writer. 1145 01:15:23,853 --> 01:15:26,605 All I need are the people who inspire me, 1146 01:15:27,606 --> 01:15:28,649 like my friends... 1147 01:15:31,193 --> 01:15:33,070 And my family... 1148 01:15:36,782 --> 01:15:37,783 And you. 1149 01:15:40,244 --> 01:15:44,623 So I'm going to stay. I'm going to stay in orange county. 1150 01:15:44,707 --> 01:15:46,834 You are? Boy, oh, boy! 1151 01:15:46,917 --> 01:15:50,796 J” love and mercy that's what you need tonight j” 1152 01:15:54,383 --> 01:15:56,802 J” so love and mercy j” 1153 01:15:56,886 --> 01:16:01,474 j” to you and your friends tonightj” 1154 01:16:01,557 --> 01:16:06,020 - Stanford sucks! Yeah! - Shaun brumder rocks! 1155 01:16:06,103 --> 01:16:11,025 J” that's what you need tonight j” 1156 01:16:11,108 --> 01:16:12,443 j” love and mercyj” 1157 01:16:12,693 --> 01:16:14,612 Dear Mr. Skinner, 1158 01:16:14,695 --> 01:16:17,740 I'm writing you to say thank you for all your words of wisdom. 1159 01:16:19,158 --> 01:16:21,327 It took me a while, but / finally realized 1160 01:16:21,410 --> 01:16:25,372 orange county is the perfect environment for an aspiring writer. 1161 01:16:26,290 --> 01:16:29,126 Today/ went down to the beach with a copy of your book. 1162 01:16:29,210 --> 01:16:31,128 I left it there by the water. 1163 01:16:32,379 --> 01:16:35,049 Maybe another mixed-up kid will stumble upon it, 1164 01:16:35,132 --> 01:16:38,094 and maybe it'll change his life like it changed mine. 1165 01:16:38,969 --> 01:16:40,554 Later, Mr. Skinner. 1166 01:16:40,638 --> 01:16:43,516 Yours truly Shaun brumder 1167 01:16:46,477 --> 01:16:48,354 J” / feel so peculiarj” 1168 01:16:48,437 --> 01:16:52,942 dude, don't touch. I'm lighting the fire. It was my idea and you're an idiot. 1169 01:16:53,025 --> 01:16:55,778 You're gonna blow off your hand. Just give me the lighter. 1170 01:16:55,861 --> 01:16:58,405 No. Dude, lonny would've wanted me to blow up his board. 1171 01:16:58,489 --> 01:17:01,909 - Bro, lonny thought you were a tool. - Lonny thought you were a fool, dude. 1172 01:17:01,992 --> 01:17:06,038 - Hey, guys. What are you doing? - We're gonna blow up lonny's board, man. 1173 01:17:06,122 --> 01:17:09,291 - It's going to be explosive. - We've got so many m-803. 1174 01:17:09,375 --> 01:17:11,585 It's going to be like the fourth of July. 1175 01:17:13,671 --> 01:17:15,798 - Dude, what are you doing? - I'm going surfing! 1176 01:17:16,674 --> 01:17:18,968 All right! 1177 01:17:20,469 --> 01:17:22,513 Come on, let's go! 1178 01:17:24,640 --> 01:17:25,891 All right!