Is that psychedelic van outside yours?
Yes.
The police just towed it.
I'm here! I'm here!
I'm here!
Take your hand away from the door.
Don't salute.
Take your hand away from the door. Please don't salute.
I'm clone saluting, so let go.
License and registration.
I know it's no parking.
I figured with so little hair, I'd be right out.
So you knew, but parked anyway.
That's a premeditated of fence.
Two hundred for the law, two hundred for the fine.
Have the money when you pick up your van.
It's not pneumonia is it? Don't lie to me.
It's TB.
Listen, don't tell them you're from Singapore.
Know.
Because of different remuneration.
Remuneration.
Don't use any of those fancy words.
It look like this.
But what a bloody bother.
Just say bother, no "bloody".
Hello, Jinghua Travel.
OK. OK. OK.
Looks like I have to take you tour into the countryside.
Feel better.
Can't leave fast enough can you?
Oh I get it, been a few clays since you got a smooch?
Better not. Don't want to catch your cold.
When you're better, then I'll kiss you to death.
Gotta go, they're waiting for me.
Just one hair, and you're always at the salon.
You couldn't just park in a lot?
Now I'm late for a big event.
I was wrong.
When were you ever right. Just drive.
Sit down together.
We make photograph together.
What did you think of the food?
Everyone take a seat.
Why won't those kids come over here?
Your tour group was too small.
No one sponsored them.
Tell them to come over.
I'll sponsor them all.
Come on, all of you.
Who were you shouting at?
Journalists.
Do a good deed and it's automatic overkill.
Business is good at the travel agency.
Maybe you can pay me now?
I did the math.
Not counting this mouth, you owe me 98000.
What's the hurry? You know I'm good for it.
The travel business is cut throat.
I'm losing money on every tour.
But if I don't take them, I'll have to shut down.
And with Xiaoyun sick.
Even the Singapore groups have stopped.
Come on.
You're helping all those kids go to school.
And you don't have any money?
Give me two clays to get it.
You have your worries, but so do I.
Otherwise I wouldn't ask you for the money.
Where the hell are they?
All they know is taking phones.
In'53.
The Yanks talk peace,
But plot to take all Korea.
One cloudy July night.
Over An Ping Mountain.
Their crack troop were hiding out,
The invincible White Tiger Battalion,
Han Dong.
How do you like the boat?
Not bad.
It's a tea house during the clay and a bar at night.
The tea in average.
The booze is average.
But the prices are double.
Was it expensive to rent?
No pain, no gain.
Besides, tourism needs to be exotic.
Mr.Ruan You got a call.
The tour group of retired officials is here.
They need to be picked up. Are you going?
They all arrived. Then I better go.
How many total?
Two hundred people.
HanDong, Hear that?
We are gonna be able to use this boat already.
- Are the rooms booked? - Yes.
Rent four buses.
HanDong, bring you van too.
Hey!
Mr.Ruan.
Boss, did you get my money together?
What money?
The money you owe me for the van.
Come back.
And get me in a little while.
HanDong.
Don't forget to get some umbrellas.
We don't want the old folks getting wet.
We're in the same boat.
If I make money, you make money.
If I don't, you getting upset won't change that.
What if you never make any money?
Than I let you use my van for free?
Don't worry.
I'll pay you after this job. Deal?
Look at those buses.
Those things are income on wheels.
Hey, HanDong
Hey!
Yesterday,I saw a used Benz the other clay.
OK, cheap
But missing some paperwork.
After this job, I want to buy it.
It's fully loaded, ABS
GPS, cruise control, Satellite
Does it have airbags?
Yes. Six, maybe eight
Does it have wheels?
Of course, it's a friggin' car.
Sounds more like a hovercraft.
Mr.Ruan.
Coming.
You can explain it to Mr.Ruan.
Welcome.
Because the group id made of up ex-senior officials.
I was sent ahead to check things out.
It's just you?
They told me everyone was arriving?
His name is "Ivory Wong".
Ivory Wong.
Everyone.
It's a common mistake.
Come here.
See that? See that?
I rented four buses!
Ivory Wong?
Who gave you that horrible name, anyway?
I almost bought 200 umbrellas for you.
Men! You guys can go home.
There’s only one guy.
You still have to pay us.
OK.
Sure, back at the office.
- What? - OK.
Mr.Ruan, How about my money?
Give me a fuckin' break.
In a couple clays.
Couple of clays? Put it in writing.
HanDong. You're listened.
You're standing to get on my nerves.
If I said a couple clays, that's what I mean.
You never let up, do you?
Ninety-eight thousand yuan right?
Keep it up and you might have nothing.
I don't have time for your bullshit.
Let's go.
You still have to pay me.
You sure are a pain in the ass.
I know.
I don't want to be.
But it's not like you're poor.
You saying I have the money. But won't give it to you?
That's not what I'm saying.
Then what are you saying?
Forget it, you're not listening.
No, what are you saying then?
I'm saying I'd appreciate if you paid me.
You letting me in?
Sure
Come in.
Diandian, we have company.
I'll take you to the office.
There's no money at the office.
Then the bank.
That's other people's money.
What did you say?
Then borrow it from someone.
Who do you think you are?
Anyway, where you go, I go.
Come on Diandian.
Let's go.
But I'm not paying you for today.
Where are we going?
First to walk the dog,
then to the hospital.
All personal stuff.
This is the communicable disease ward.
Even if you go to the morgue, I'm going too.
Let's just see about you.
A bicycle.
That's it?
That wasn't funny at all.
I've got one.
There was a rooster and a hen.
The hen lays an egg.
And the rooster starts chasing and pecking her
Guess why?
He tired to peck her? Why?
Because the hen laid a cluck egg.
Hey. Mind your own business.
Are you waiting for someone?
The guy inside there.
He left a while ago.
Why are you taking me...
...to see a traditional Chinese doctor?
Because Mr.Ruan wants you fully checked out.
Are you hiding something from me?
I have cancer ,don't I?
Don't worry,it's just a precaution.
What is this place?
My house.
You live alone?
Uh-huh. Have a seat. I'll go get the doctor.
He's next door.
What the old folks don't eat, we will.
This is my new case.
You can help me.
Who?
Han Dong.
Don't you ever quit?
Let me speak.
I've taken you girlfriend from the hospital.
When you give me my money.
I'll give her back.
And hurry up.
So Ms. Li can finish her treatment.
OK. OK. OK.
I told you.
That she has TB.
If you're not afraid of catching it.
Then you take care of her for a while.
I trust you.
While you're at it, pay her hospital bill too.
I'm not an unreasonable guy.
I just want the money you owe me.
You ought to pay.
Pneumonia can be fatal if it's not treated you know?
Aren't you worried about her having an accident?
An accident? you?
Have you lost your mind?
Cut the crap.
What you are doing is called kidnapping.
Either return her to the hospital inside an hour.
Or I'm calling the cops.
Hey Viagra, who was that?
What a joke. One of my drivers.
What kind of people do you hire?
One look from Viagra and he'd shit his pants.
Come on.
Drink up.
Mr.Ruan,Why not just pay him?
I will,
But those guys still haven't paid me yet.
Forget it.Drink up.
Where's the doctor?
There isn't one.
What do you mean?
I wasn't going to do anything to you.
But...
I'm leaving.
Let me go.
He owes me for a year's work.
He pay nothing.
It's not my business. Help!
I don't want to kill you.
Listen to me.
I won't hurt you.
I just want my money.
Don't be afraid!
This has nothing to do with me.
I let you come here.
I only wanted to force Ruan Dawei to pay me.
He didn't pay.
I didn't plan to kidnap you.
I just wanted to scare him a little.
But this is kidnapping.
That is OK.
I don't want this to get out of control.
I only tired you up to explain the situation.
If you promise to stop yelling,
I'll take you back to the hospital right now.
Don't bother taking her back.
Just turn yourself into the police.
I've already called them.
I figure you'll get about 10 years.
How about this.
You pay 100,000 in damages to my girl.
Give me 2,000 and I'll forget the whole thing.
Don't push me.
Even a rabbit will bite.
OK, go ahead and stamp her ticket then.
I don't think you have the guts.
Hey Viagra,when did you call the cops?
I didn't.
I just wanted to scare him a little.
What did he say to scare you so bad?
The shit hit the fan.
He went to the cops.
He told me to stamp your ticket.
That means kill you.
So how do you want to die?
Quiet.
I know you're not dump enough to do that.
Dawei didn't go to the police.
If he did, would he tell you?
That would mean he wants you to hurt me.
I think that's what he wants.
Besides, you have pneumonia.
So he probably wants to swap you for a newer model.
I know him.
If you take me back to the hospital right now.
This will be over.
OK?
Shit!He did go to the cops.
I swear on Mao's grave .I wasn't drinking.
I'm sober.
Your breathalyzer said a blood alcohol over 2.0...
...and you still say you're not drink.
That was from drinking last night.
I swear.
I can do myself.
That's not your car.
Where's mine?
Over there. Just get in and sober up.
You are so lucky.
If I had really kidnapped you, you'd be a goner.
I'd be screwed too.
I wouldn't get my money back either.
How much does he owe you?
Ninety-eight thousand yuan
My lift's not even worth 98,000.
Go on, get out.
Where are you going?
To explain this to the police.
Why not just tell those two back there?
That wouldn't count as turning myself in.
I'd get a stiffer penalty.
Drive.
I'll go with you.
We're not going to the police station.
I want to go with you.
I'm going to help you get your money back.
No thanks.
I barely know how to explain what happened already.
If I really kidnap you.
I'm finished.
Don't worry.
After you get paid, I'll explain everything to the police.
I'll say I went voluntarily.
Why do want to help me?
I'm helping myself.
I want to know what is more important to Dawei.
Me or money.
He's not ignoring you.
He's just toying with me.
That is between you two.
He can't use me as a tool.
I can't go home.
The only place to go is to the police.
I know a place.
This is my friend's house.
He's always away on business.
So I keep an eye on it for him.
Don't go upstairs.
Does Ruan Dawei know about this place?
No.
Turn your phone off until you need to use it.
Are you sure you're not a Taiwanese spy?
I swear. I don't know anything.
Form now on, you listen to me.
How do you plan to get my money back.
I don't know.
Sleep first, I'll tell you tomorrow.
I'll take the couch.
Why don't you wash up first.
Help stop, maybe we should just forget it.
You promised.
What are you doing?
Take it easy.
Let's just forget it,
You're sick anyway.
Really
I want to stop.
Ow, that hurts.
I'm not that kind of guy.
I know what kind of guy you are.
I'll sleep better if you're tied up.
Who's kidnapping who here?
You like this don't you?
Don't forget my arms.
Otherwise it doesn't count.
This is just my way of telling you. I don't trust you.
But I'm leaving it up to you to behave.
You're nothing special.
Even if I was a bad guy.
I wouldn't get excited about someone like you.
To boot, you have pneumonia.
You think you're such a bombshell.
I don't.
I just like I don't think you're Mr.Hero
Go to sleep.
If you're not here when I get up,
don't blame me for going to the police.
I might even rip my clothes and make them look bloody.
You'd have a tough time talking your way out of that.
I have a fever.
I should be on I.V at night.
Should I take you back to the hospital.
That's be like turning yourself in.
How about a different hospital.
If I get arrested, it's no big deal,
But if you die on me.
Then I might as well be dead too.
I won't die.
No frying your brain either.
I'm going to get your medicine.
If I don't come back, the police got me.
If you don't come back,
I'll stamp my own ticket.
Come out Han Dong.
I saw you.
It's no use hiding.
Open the door.
I told you,
He's already taken her back to the hospital.
I bet Xiaoyun's asleep right now.
Did you see Han Dong?
He's too scared to show his face.
Get rid of any air bubbles,
stick it in quick.
Pull it out quick too.
OK, I got it.
Now, change the needle.
Lie down and take off your belt.
For it to be painless.
It's in fast, out fast.
In...Out.
In quick.
Out quick.
Sorry, I have to do it again.
I was so nervous I forgot to inject the drugs.
Does that hurt?
I haven't clone it yet.
Stop joking around.
Is she there?
No.
He must have taken her home.
This guy's got some explaining to do.
He's a decent guy.
He must have just got carried away.
Do I forgive him?
OK.
Then I won't pay him back for now.
Does it hurt.
Too bad.
It's Viagra's fault.
If you can't stand to watch,
then pay UP-
You got that?
I'd love to take her for a spin,
and let you watch me stop and go.
How was that?
What was all that nonsense?
Is that how you usually talk?
Didn't you tell me to act crazy?
But not like a pervert.
If you want Dawei to think you're crazy.
Smack me around.
I can't do that.
A little foul language maybe, but no way I'm hitting you.
What is the big deal if I say it's OK?
Even if you say yes, I say no.
Please. If you don't, he won't believe you.
If you don't, how will he believe you.
How will I know what's more important to him, me or money.
I'm not joking.
Slap me and I'll find out.
I don't mind.
Come here.
If you don't, I'll hate you.
This is crazy.
How about I free you up and you hit me?
Smack me and we'll be even.
I need to drink some beer.
I need to drink some more.
Ruan Dawei.
If you don't want her.
Then just keep the money.
Did it hurt?
I asked for it.
It's time for your shot.
OK.
So that's the way you want to play.
Don't! Put it down.
The video clear enough for you?
You didn't leave me much choice.
Meet me at Reclining Buddha Temple in two hours.
My money for the girl.
OK. OK.
Don't call the police.
I won't bring anyone.
Don't forget the money.
Under one condition:
I want to see you in person.
No problem.
I'll even take you out for lunch after.
This is your only chance.
So no tricks.
If you piss me off...
The next thing you'll get isn't a video.
Do you want Xiaoyun's finger or ear?
Leave your phone on.
I did just like you told me.
Damn I forget the sinister laugh.
I never mentioned body parts.
He must be a steaming right now.
If he doesn't pay up...
...would you really send him my ear?
I'd send him my ear.
An ear like that would be a whole meal for Dawei.
He wouldn't have the heart to era it.
He's cry his eyes out.
One look and he'd know it wasn't mine.
Hey buddy...
...say something.
Talk.
Where you want to go?
What do you do?
- Who stopped me going to emergency. - Don't stop him.
Ruan Dawei, what are you doing? You really want revenge?
OK.
OK, we'll go with you.
Thanks.
The city's changed so much.
I haven't been up here in year.
We used to be able to spot all the landmarks even our houses.
Now it's all covered by highrises.
All gone.
I used to come to the Fragrant Hills as a kid too.
I'm from Beijing you know.
I was Dawei's neighbor.
Followed him everywhere like a shadow.
He used to take me swimming at Big Water Pool.
I'd only go in if he was there.
You know Big Water Pool?
We used to swim at August 1st Lake.
I loved his mom's cooking.
Especially after swimming.
I can smell it now.
The kind with the special rice?
You too?
I can smell it now.
Don't mimic me.
I only went to Singapore as a teenager.
Come back last year.
Dawei changed a lot while I was gone.
Hello, Han Dong.
Where are you? We're here.
First go say a prayer and cleanse your soul.
Why are you such a pain?
I won't eat you.
I'm not a pain.
We're both gentlemen and scholars.
We should be like long lost brothers when me meet.
OK. OK. OK.
Don't worry, I'll hug you to death when I see you.
Buddha, don't get upset when we jump him.
You just keep reclining.
You have 20 minutes.
Meet me at Tranquil Jade Lake.
OK. OK. OK.
OK, Get on the gondola?
OK.
You can come out.
They're not here.
Enough with this hiding.
He ditched us again.
He said he's on top of the hill.
So we have go up there now?
On the gondola. Come on.
After we beat him to a pulp...
...we can dump him here on the way down.
Viagra, no more hiding?
That knife might be handy after all.
No more hiding.
I need somewhere higher.
It's not high enough here.
It's too low.
If you dump him from up here, won't you kill him?
He's just talking tough.
This is the place.
We toss him from here.
Han Dong.
Ruan Dawei, I'm here.
I kept my part of the bargain,
You've seen me in person.
Xiaoyun is up there waiting for you.
So throw the money down.
Quit staling.
You're good.You're good.
You're very good.
- Throw it. - Here's your money.
Take it and burn it, cause it's all fake.
If she's not up there, this isn't the end.
This guy's pissing me off.
Isn't that Xiaoyun?
Xiaoyun!!
Why didn't you wait for me?
Did he hurt you?
You're the one who hurt me.
You would have let me die twice.
Stop this thing.
You can't stop these things.
She was down again.Xiaoyun,
you wait for me at the following.
Let's make a deal.
I'll pay you the money Dawei owes you.
This has nothing to do with you.
I don't want your money.
It has to do with me now.
This money isn't for nothing.
I want to hire you.
What are you talking about?
I want you to be my boyfriend.
You sure do move fast.
Shouldn't we spend some time together first.
But you aren't bad looking.
You are.
So you love me for my personality.
In your dreams.
I'm hiring you as my boyfriend.
It's just pretend to piss off Dawei.
Then find somebody else.
Nope.
He'll only freak if it's you.
Or how about I take you back to the hospital.
Those are your two choices.
Don't give me ultimatums.
I'm giving you two choices.
Either pretend to be my boyfriend or do time.
Kidnapping and assault are pretty serious charges.
You told me to do that stuff.
So only I can clear your name.
I'm not joking.
This is a threat.
You give me two choices?
Well ,I give you one:
Do what I say or else.
You are too cruel.
Still think I want you for a boyfriend?
And even if I did ,would you want me back?
While you think about it.
Give me my shot.
After I'm clone eating.
OK ,now is good too.
You want to prick me to death, don't you?
There were bubbles.
I've been struggling inside
Should I kill you or not?
At this stage in the game,
I probably should,
But we're also on the same side,
I'm totally confused.
Give that to me.Go lie down.
Face reality.
I know you're type.
I'm not sure how good you can be...
...but pretty sure how bad.
It depends on my options.
The one you just gave me is a dead end.
If I become your boyfriend...
...Ruan Dawei will tear me to shreds.
And I'll have no excuse to fight back.
Ruan Dawei will get me slapped, and I will run away every time I see him.
Sure, you get out your anger...
...but I get a lifetime of fat lips.
And that'd if I'm lucky.
He might just go nuts and bash my head in.
If I'm gonna walk down that dead end...
I might as well just do you right here and now.
But I'm paying YOU-
Doesn't that count for something?
If you really want to get him back and hire me...
then I guess I'm in.
But I want payback too.
He's money crazy right?
How about we make him waste some off it?
That should get him in a good lather.
Sounds good.
If you really want me...
...after this I'll go to Singapore with you.
When did I say I want you?
Is this Mr. Ruan Dawei home?
Yes,
This is the banquet he ordered.
He said it was to thank his buddies.
Really?
Then please come right in.
Viagra.
Viagra,you are too cool.
All we did was take a gondola ride with you.
What the hell are you talking about?
Viagra, you are too polite.
Yeah, your thing is our thing, there is no need to entertain.
Too polite.
You Australian lobster.
Your Shaoxing Black Chicken.
Your snake. It's live.
Keep that thing away from me.
Sir, your Louis XIII cognac.8,000.
How much?
Who told you to come here?
Mr.Ruan Dawei.
That'd me,
so how come I don't know about this?
The address, phone number, name are all correct.
So who's paying for all this.
You are.
I get it.
Hello.
Have you delivered Ruan Dawei meal yet?
No, that's all.
Just wanted to make sure it got there. Thanks.
Xiaoyun.His food was delivered.
Even if he doesn't touch a bite, he still has to pay.
You are so wicked.
You know a bottle of Louis is more than 8,000.
I bet his heart stopped.
The cops have probably been so busy these clays
I ordered all the most expensive food for him.
The cops must think that this guy
Smart.Sensitive.
I bet Dawei's totally would drink too more.
Viagra.
You nearly finished the bottle.
Dawei, let us at least have a sip.
Grab him.
- Slow down. - You can finish it when we get Han Dong.
We just want to look at the battle.
You won't know what you're looking at.
Yes we will.
It's all foreign words.You don't know it.
Dawei's had hid fill today.
Come on.
Get him up.
Over by the bed.
Give me the bottle.
No.
The bottle will break if you sleep with it.
Well we can't make him sleep standing up.
- No - Viagra.
Do you need to puke?
Yeah, but I won't
I don't want to be separated...
...from my Louis,
Coming
Is this Mr.Ruan's house?
Yeah
Are you guys bringing dinner?
We're from the foot message center.
Mr.Ruan ordered messages for everyone.
Will you be massaging or them?
I haven't learned yet.
I only collect the money.
Well come on in.
Go on in.
Viagra covered all the bases this time.
Han Dong.You've gone too far this time.
Hey, Viagra.
You're awake.
Make room for Viagra.
- No. I'm having fun. - We only went with you to the Fragrant Hills.
Only a tourism guy would come up with service like this.
Besides bad lungs, what else is bad?
Your heart.
My heart too?
Did Ruan Dawei ask you to come?
Yes, he said it was for his best buddies.
Give me the bill.
Not yet, we want to have the full body massage.
I want a head message.
OK.
I'll message you to a pulp in a minute if you keep this up
Should I make the receipt out for stationary or gifts?
Gifts? How about you just get the hell out of here
Don't let me catch you.
Han Dong , you little shit.
Get out.
Who's Ruan Dawei?
You're grand-daddy! I am.
Observe gentlemen, a classic case of dementia.
At other times, he would appear normal. Grab him.
I am normal.
What are you doing?
- Stand aside. - Stand aside.
You wouldn't.
These are the people who endanger society.
What are you doing?
Who do think you are?
We're from the mental hospital.
A man named Han called and said Mr. Ruan was crazed...
...and to bring some extra men.
Look like we got here just in time.
Must have been Han Dong.
Dawei. Are you okay?
This is a mistake. Someone's trying to screw Ruan Dawei.
Get out.
Please settle the bill first.
...pain...
You heard him,
he says he'll pay.
I said I'm in pain.
How about you pick this one up?
How do I look?
Am I too skinny?
Stand next to a fountain...
...with some pigeons on your head...
...and you could be a Greek statue.
You have such a way with words.
I've been checking you out.
You're a fine young filly.
I should have demanded 200,000
Who would have thought...
...you could make a dress from a sofa slip.
You're a sweaty.
Thanks.
I just called Dawei.
He's half crazed.
Maybe we should cancel our plans.
Are you getting soft on me?
What's the use?
Just to add that extra spite?
So we just end it like this?
Why not?
At least then I get back to making some money.
This Great Wall card has 100,000 on it.It's yours.
Just like I promise.
But I want to ask you a question.
If you had a choice between that money and me...
...which would you choose?
You don't have to answer if you don't want.
The truth? I'd choose the money.
'1 thought so.
You've let me down terribly!
What is it with you guys? You flip over money...
...but don't have the least respect for women.
At lease most guys would pretend...
...to care about me.
But you? Not even that.
Did I hurt your self-esteem?
You sure have a high opinion of yourself.
It was just a question.
You and Dawei are the same.
You have no idea what is worth treasuring.
Who do you think you are?
I don't need you to lecture me.
I know what is important...
but it's no use explaining.
Who do you think you are?
I'd love to know what that is.
What's more precious to you than money?
Anything?
No.
You're late today.
Who is this?
My big sister.
What happened to her?
A car accident.
Her husband and kid died.
She survived but is brain dead.
She's my only relative.
I was her favorite.
Her life was hard.
Always taking care of others,
When my clad had a stroke,
she was his nurse for years.
But she never had any life of her own.
Everyone said she was the best daughter ever.
Before my clad died he told me:
"If anything happens to your sister...
...you take care of her for me."
Later, people asked me why I spend so much money...
...keeping a vegetable alive.
She doesn't know anyway, right?
Everything's fine.
I'll sponge her myself.
Sometimes I think,
it's three years since the accident.
I've clone my duty as her brother.
Maybe I should pull the plug.
But then I think,
what if I was in her place?
What would she do?
I know the answer.
So I have to keep her alive.
You say money's most important to me.
With no money, I have no sister.
She's my family.
I think she knows everything that's going on...
...she just can't move or express herself.
Why haven't you told Dawei about your sister.
I'm his driver, not his friend.
Even if my sister was fine...
...he should still pay me for my work.
So why did you tell me?
You pissed me off...
so I must have let my guard down.
I've been watching you.
You're a strange one.
Sometimes you seem like a money grubber...
...but others you're a decent guy.
I'm as sweet as honey, I am.
Jerk.
Can't you have a serious conversation?
Maybe I should flatter you a little bit too?
Fire away.
I could use it.
Your best quality is that you are decisive when you need to be.
You would bust your own mom.
With a little practice...
...you could be the leather of a terrorist group.
Maybe even clean up Yugoslavia.
Sorry, I was just trying to say how cool you are and you come out a hooligan.
I feel at ease with you.
You should take it easy.
I want to drink tonight.
I better get to bed.
When he calls, try to keep him on the phone.
What do I do?
We can pinpoint his location in a minute.
You can do that?
Don't agree to any questions,
but don't reject them either.
Then what can I say?
Just ask about the hostage and speak with her if you can.
We need to know if her life's in any danger.
She's safe.
How do you know?
Cause he's gutless.
You should have reported this earlier.
How much money is he asking for?
Ninety-eight thousand yuan.
That's all?
Has he called to ask for the money?
No. He's just made me spend money.
What is he thinking?
Listen. Don't let him send foot massagers or meal delivery service to you
If he had listened to me, I wouldn't have called you.
Are you going to answer it?
Remember, keep him on the line.
I see.
Hello.
Where are you?
Ask about the hostage.
I'm talking to the hostage.
Viagra. It's not important where am I.
I'm not in any danger,
and no one kidnapped me.
I've been free to do whatever I want.
I'm with Han Dong because I want to be.
Did he tell you to say that?
Did he hit you again?
If anyone hurt me,
it was you.
The video was my idea...
...because I wanted to find out if you cared about me.
Now I don't care.
You should pay Han Dong the money you owe.
But that's between you two.
So you owe him 98,000?
Yes.
Let me hear the tape again.
I've located them.
Where?
I can pinpoint it within 100 meters.
Hey, that's our police station.
Yeah.
Chief, come on.
Go ahead.
Han Dong has turned himself in.
Let's go.
I told you.
It's illegal to order food in someone else's name.
Think long and hard.
I want you to write out everything that happened.
And remember our police?
Learn from your mistakes...
Rehabilitate the offender.
What about the other part?
Leniency for lying,
punishment for confessing.
What did you say?
I'm sorry. I'm just so nervous.
You are hopeless.
Go on, write.
This is a no-smoking area.
Am I smoking?
Mind your own business.
Don't think Liu Xiaoyun's statement clears you.
I'm sure you at least intended to kidnap her.
Ms. Liu, don't worry.
We won't charge an innocent man...
...but we also won't let a guilty man go.
Yeah, don't let a guilty man go.
You, sit down and shut up.
We are conducting an investigation here.
Big brother...
I know the difference between right and wrong.
Your testimony is the key to this case
If like you say, Han Dong didn't hurt you...
...or restrict your movement...
...then there's no case for kidnapping.
You're saying he didn't hit you?
What about the video?
Big brother saw it too.
That's solid evidence.
Dummy.
It was an act I put on for you.
We just pretended to hit me.
How can you not arrest him?
It can't end this way.
He kidnapped her.
That's not for you or me to decide.
Or for me.
Than who does?
The law.
Ms. Liu, thanks for your help.
Get better soon and call if you need us.
So you're just going like that?
Unless you want to come with me?
Sure. No, I'm not going...
How come you're on his side?
Are you two doing the nasty?
Give me a break,
Then how do you explain how he got pneumonia?
I came back to Beijing for you.
You should ask yourself...
...if you still want me,
if it's money you want...
...then just sell me for 98,000.
If you didn't bake me,
I'd be in a prison infirmary right now.
Dawei's really pissed about it.
I think you should tell him about your sister.
Why should I justify my actions to him?
I'm afraid he's going to come after you.
She's right. You should listen to her.
Don't you touch him.
I brought you your money.
Now it's clean slate.
Go on, eat up,
Don't choke.
We don't want you to die from too much pleasure.
Forget the money.
The money I made you spend makes us even.
You get what's owed you...
...whether money or a good thrashing.
Leave him alone. What are you doing?
Don't worry, my girl.
I don't beat up sick people.
I'll beat him up after he gets better.
Hey, that drips too low.
This way you'll never get better.
Doctor.
By the way...
...I already booked you an emergency room bed...
...that way you can go straight from here to there.
Save us all same time.
See this,
this is the 100,000 I owe you.
Even Steven.
That's 2,000 too much.
The extra is for the injuries coming to you.
Does that hurt?
You know I'm contagious.
Stop it, Dawei, he's got a fever.
Maybe we should cool him off in the morgue.
You think you're being cool?
Very.
Don't be afraid.
He's lucky I let him go.
Traitor.
Here to mediate?
There is no peaceful settlement to this case...
...so don't bother.
Why are you doing this?
What do you think?
For me?
What do you think?
You have to resort to violence.
What do you think?
It's illegal to hit people.
But he can hit you?
I think I'll decide what's legal or not.
Hitting him will be the same as hitting me.
Then I'll apologize to you now.
You can break my window if you want...
...or throw an egg,
or tomato or ink bottle at me.
I'll even fly a flag at half mast.
You wouldn't dare.
I won't hit you.
I'm saving my energy for him.
You're such a jerk.
More flowers for you from that guy Ruan Dawei.
Who is he anyway?
A bouquet a clay.
The one person who misses me most.
Am I almost better?
You should be ready to go in a couple of clays.
What if my condition becomes chronic?
It won't.
Can't you make it chronic?
Use some advanced technology or something.
You're not feverish.
So where's that nonsense coming from.
Han Dong. Xiaoyun's here with me.
If you want her, I get a crack at you first.
After I'm clone,
you can take her with you.
If you're scared, you can stay there...
...but I might send you a video this time.
No, it won't be of me hitting her.
I want you to see me love her.
I just want to see if he has the guts to come here.
You wanted to test me?
Well, we're going test him too.
Rat, ox, tiger, rabbit,
dragon, snake, horse, ram,
monkey, chicken, dog, pig,
Twelve zodiacs, twelve years.
Twelve years, one cycle appears.
Man and woman, endless love and ire.
Heaven and earth, endless ice and fire.
Endless sadness and joys.
Endless sweet and sour, silence and noise.
Endless winter, spring, summer, fall.
Endless wind, rain and thunder's call.
Endless farewells to year after year.
Endless greetings to another new year.
Twelve more years, the cycle reappears.
Rat, ox, tiger, rabbit,
dragon, snake, horse, ram,
monkey, chicken, dog, pig,
Twelve zodiacs, twelve years.
Twelve years ,one cycle appears.
Man and woman, endless love and ire.
Heaven and earth, endless ice and fire.
Endless sadness and joys.
Endless sweet and sour, silence and noise.
Endless winter, spring, summer, fall.
Endless wind, rain and thunder's call.
Endless farewells to year after year.
Endless greetings to another new year.
Twelve more years, the cycle reappears.
All better?
Where's Xiaoyun?
On a first name basis are you?
You think just cause I'm out of the picture...
...that you can just step right in?
Don't kid yourself.
She left for Singapore.
Mr. Ruan.
I don't want your money.
You want to beat me up.
Well, I don't want to wait any longer.
So you're going to attack me now?
You want me right?
Well here's a knife. Go ahead and chop.
But when you're clone,
we'll be even.
Go on, chop.
You're good.
Very good.
I want to give you a licking.
But I also started to kind of like you.
Xiaoyun told me about your sister.
This money is your,
so take it.
But Xiaoyun's really the one who should get it.
She paid for your sister's hospital bill.
Don't get a big head.
She did it for your sister, not for you.
When did she leave?
You're just a step behind her.
Looks like it wasn't meant to be after all.
Maybe I should have given him a damn chop or two.
You're good.
Very good.
It's me.
I'm already at the airport.
Can't you stay?
I promised Dawei I would leave.
But I still have to pay you back.
Just take of your sister.
Stay healthy for the ones who love you.
HEY 1
I'm here.
Wait, I'm here.
Gave you a scare ,huh?
Her windpipe was blocked,
but we cleared it.Thank you.
Don't worry. She has a strong will to live.
Sister.I know one clay,
I won't be able to keep you from going.
But not now.
I couldn't take it,
Just hang on for the new year, OK?
It's almost the 21st century.
I dreamt last night about clad.
He asked if our family was finished.
I told him no.
I'm still here and so are you.
Dad said.
"That's good. .."
Remember when we played as kids?
You told that everything would be fine...
...in the 21st century...
...that everyone would have enough to be happy.
It seemed so far away back then.
But it's flown by.
You're all I have left.
You have to hang on.
If you go, then I'll be alone.
How happy would that be?
Looks like happy clays are here after all.
You're back.
Will you leave again?
Counted many years.
Seen many tears.
A new century awaits.
One thousand years abate.
Counted many years.
Seen many tears.
A new century awaits.
One thousand years abate.
Man and woman, endless love and ire.
Heaven and earth, endless ice and fire.
Endless joy and sadness, clay in clay out.
Winter, spring, summer, fall, year in year out.
Man and woman, endless love and ire.
Heaven and earth, endless ice and fire.
Endless joy and sadness, clay in clay out.
Winter, with its passing, gives life to spring.
Man and woman, endless love and ire.
Heaven and earth, endless ice and fire,
Endless joy and sadness, clay in clay out.
Winter, spring, summer, fall, year in year out.
Man and woman, endless love and ire.
Heaven and earth, endless ice and fire.
Endless joy and sadness, clay in clay out.
Winter, with its passing, gives life to spring.
Gives life to spring.