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♪ MTV ♪
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[Announcer] On this episode
of Cribs ,
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director, author and chef
Eddie Huang
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shows off his
bright California crib.
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I think the main feature
of the living room is DVDs.
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That is worth a lot of money
if civilization goes backwards
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in technology.
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So, hanging on.
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[Announcer] But first,
we enjoy La Bella Vita
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with actor Debi Mazar
and husband Gabriele
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at their gorgeous villa
in the hills of Tuscany.
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The first thing I wanna say
about Italian bathrooms,
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the most important thing in a
bathroom for me at this point
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is the bidet. Makes everything
so much fresher. You know,
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if you have to take a [bleep],
boom, it's nice and clean.
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[music]
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♪ Hey ladies, when your man
wanna get buck wild ♪
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♪ Just go back
and hit 'em up style ♪
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♪ Put your hands
on his cash ♪
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♪ And spend it to the last dime
for all the hard times ♪
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♪ Oh ♪
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♪ When you go,
then everything goes
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♪ From the crib to the ride
and the clothes ♪
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Ciao , MTV. Benvenuti !
Gabri!
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Hey, guys. Good morning.
Welcome to Fiesawic.
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Come on in.
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♪ If you mess up,
you gotta hit 'em up ♪
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♪ Hey ladies, when your man
wanna get buck wild ♪
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♪ Just go back
and hit 'em up style ♪
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This is my husband, Gabriele.
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I'm the husband.
This is the wife.
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He's my Tuscan husband.
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This home is a thousand years
old, it's from the 11th century.
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It's the house where I grew up.
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He grew up here. We moved about,
I'd say, two years ago.
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We left New York City, Brooklyn.
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-And these are the puppies.
-These are our dogs.
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Brontino and this is Lampo,
who doesn't like the rain.
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And there's gonna
be some rain coming,
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so he's just, like, chillin'.
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You'll notice in our home that
we have a lot of tchotchkes,
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knickknacks.
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-We just like stuff.
-We're not hoarders.
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Our kids call us hoarders,
but oh, my umbrellas.
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I have a collection of
umbrellas. This thing here-
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She also buys me umbrellas
that I don't use.
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This is French 50s. I have all
of my sunbrellas, lace.
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I have them in every color.
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We're gonna run out of tape
while we describe the umbrellas.
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I have all kinds of things,
lucite handle ones.
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One for every outfit.
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-Yeah, right.
-Bella.
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-Ah, why is this hat here?
-Oh, this is my vegetable
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-garden hat.
-It's from Puerto Rico.
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-Puerto Rico, baby. Yes.
-You look so sexy in a hat.
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And he never wears them unless
you know--now that you're bald.
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You're doing the hats now.
Okay.
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♪ Dance
Gonna move ♪
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-So.
-Hey babe.
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This is our kitchen.
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-Coffee. Do you want coffee?
-Yes, please. I'd love coffee.
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I generally bring in extra
luggage because here
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you have an entire bag
of Bustelo coffee.
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I don't know what I'm gonna do
when I'm finished with that.
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People are going, oh, my God.
Like, you live in Italy.
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What do you need
Cuban coffee for?
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I just like the flavor better.
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-It's better. It's better.
-It tastes better.
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It's less roasted
and more chocolatey.
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[Debi] For 20 years,
he's made me coffee in bed.
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I love him for that.
21 years, actually.
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That's how it's done.
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Here we have your
I love New York mugs.
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This is--I brought
a whole collection.
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♪ NYC, yeah, we poppin' ♪
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[Debi] We have them
in almost every color.
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[Gabriele] Right now--don't
put them backwards.
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-[Debi] I like them upside down.
-[Gabriele] I want to see-
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-[Debi] The dust goes in them.
-[bleep] with me.
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-I like to see [bleep].
-He's crazy.
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Gosh.
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♪ This is New York ♪
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I wanted, like, a big
refrigerator, right?
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The truth of the matter is,
everything is so fresh here,
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it goes bad fast. So my
husband's a sugar junkie,
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so he loves this EstaThe,
which is like sugar bomb.
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The cheese drawer
is always impressive.
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We have our basics
like Philadelphia.
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And then things that you don't
find in the States
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like a pig jowl.
This is for my carbonara.
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When I go to Italian school--
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I go to Italian school
five days a week--
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I bring this to school.
It's like a kid's snack.
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So when you open it, you have
your parmigiano, you have your
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little biscotti, breadsticks.
It's wonderful.
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It's so civilized.
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♪ Ch-ch-ch-ch
Ciao bella ♪
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Here's my dining room.
And this is kind of the
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-center of the house.
-This is my second kitchen.
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♪ Bella bella ♪
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And then here, you know,
it's tchotchke heaven.
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[Gabriele] The collections.
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[Debi] These are 1950s
Roseville casseroles.
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I have all kinds of crazy
cookbooks like
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The Gay Cookbook ,
The Joys Of Jell-O.
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What Actors Eat When They Eat.
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And it's like, you know,
every star.
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They don't have a husband
that cooks for them.
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Would you like me
to light the fire?
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Light the fire. So I actually
learned how to light a fire
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through my husband,
and we cook on the fire.
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The taste of a meat or even
vegetables is so incredible
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when you cook on wood
and not coal.
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-Oh, just the sound.
-Listen to the sound.
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[fire crackling]
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Ah, that crackle.
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[music]
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We have a living room, finally.
We've done 10 years of life
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in Brooklyn without
a living room.
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Without a couch. We didn't
have a couch for 10 years.
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He inherited this from his
mother-in-law, and it's great
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because we have parties
and we sit a lot of people.
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And it's simply great
because we haven't had
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a couch for 10 years. At this
point, anything we can sit on,
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-it is like, yay.
-Yeah. I needed a place
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to house my books,
so I had this built,
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you know, professionally.
In here, you know, we just keep,
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you know, glasses. Oh, Madonna
gave me these for my wedding
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as a wedding present.
They're French crystal.
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And a drunk girlfriend of ours
at New Year's broke one.
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What's in the bottom?
I forgot what we keep down here.
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More glasses.
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I got that in Spain.
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♪ Check it
Check it ♪
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♪ Check it out now ♪
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All right. Come down.
Watch your step.
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Everything in these houses
has lots of steps.
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So in here, it was kind of
like the room
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we didn't know what to do with.
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This is an old tarantino table
that my parents had
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since their wedding day.
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I love peppers. I just got this
yesterday, actually.
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I went out and bought a bouquet
of--a pepper bouquet. Why not?
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-Here we have-
-She's our ghost.
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She's from a church.
She's from the 1800s.
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And when we're you know, tipsy
after like, you know,
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a happy dinner, we actually
move her around the house.
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And we place it, like, behind a
door or in a corner where nobody
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expects it.
And for the next couple of days,
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you literally jump.
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♪ I think we're alone now ♪
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♪ There doesn't seem
to be anyone around ♪
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I'm going to take you
into my office.
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I have a beautiful 1950s desk.
I love this desk because it's
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got really wonderful detail.
I have all kinds of weird stuff.
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I've got all my little
tchotchkes
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and they make me very happy.
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This is Beethoven's collar,
the movie Beethoven .
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So I played like, you know,
one of the villains.
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And when the movie wrapped, I'm
like, oh, can I have a collar?
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It's actually too big for my
dogs' necks, but yep,
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that's Beethoven's collar.
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Here we have me
in Spike Lee's movie.
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There's me and Madonna.
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♪ Like a virgin ♪
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On my fire escape, and this is
before she got famous.
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She would just come over. We'd
be running around the streets
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and going dancing and stuff.
And actually, Madonna gave me
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this cabinet as a gift.
It's a Venetian bar.
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Inside, it holds
my old, dead dogs.
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I got two of them in here.
They were city dogs.
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I don't know if they wanna
be in the country.
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So for now,
they're just gonna stay.
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Ooh, it's a lot of ashes.
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When I finished shooting, um,
Younger , they knew I was
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moving to Tuscany,
and they bought me, like,
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these binoculars.
And I stare out.
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♪ Stalk me like I'm doing ♪
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[Debi] I see the deers.
I see cinghiale--
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cinghiale is wild boar--all
roaming through the fields.
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I stare at nature, you know,
with these binoculars.
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And I just look out the windows,
and it was a very, very
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thoughtful gift because
I actually use them.
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[Announcer] Coming up.
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We continue our tour in the
hills of Tuscany
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when actor Debi Mazar shows
us where the magic happens.
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When we have sex, everything
moves--all of our chains
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-and things on our lamps move.
-Sound effects.
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[music]
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I'm taking you to my favorite
bathroom in the house.
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That was my bathroom
when I was a kid.
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Yeah.
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The first thing I wanna say
about Italian bathrooms
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in general is that the most
important thing in a bathroom
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for me at this point
is the bidet.
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It makes everything so much
cleaner and fresher.
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You know, if you have to take a
[bleep], you just boom.
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It's nice and clean.
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And then here's our bedroom.
Come on in.
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Yay.
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♪ Baby be mine ♪
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♪ Always there when you call ♪
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So this bed frame
is really uncomfortable.
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When we have sex,
everything moves.
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So like, the minute you, like,
move the bed,
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all of our chains
and things on our lamps move.
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Sound effects.
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[music]
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Over here. Look up here.
These were all ceramic heads
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from the 1960s.
They're for wigs.
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-And I use them for my hats.
-The funny thing is that
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Deborah, after the pandemic,
left me here to go back to the
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United States to film something.
And I spent--we spent seven
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months apart, so it was like,
seven months alone in this room.
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But they're my friends,
so we talked a lot.
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Nice.
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When we first met, he used
to play my butt because my butt
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was high and tight.
Do-do-bop, do-do-bop.
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[Gabriele] I'm so happy about
this room because it took me,
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I would say about 30 years
to collect everything that
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you see around. Whenever I find
these shells, I tend to collect
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them, and then I cut them.
And I try to make them sound
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like horns,
like they do in the Pacific.
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[air blows]
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That sounds great.
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♪ Ooh-uh-oh
I like it a lot ♪
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♪ I like it
I like it ♪
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So in here, we have a little bit
of everything.
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So we've got,
like, his punching bag.
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-I got my little speed bag.
-Brr, brr, brr.
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I love when he does it.
He looks so sexy.
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♪ I like it
I like it ♪
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And I'm a hula hooper.
Look out.
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She's my hula hoop girl.
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I'm a hula hooper and this is
like, you know,
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something that I like to do.
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This is a travel hula hoop
so I can travel with it.
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It breaks down.
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Did you ever travel
with your hula hoop?
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I did. I got it here.
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No, I don't.
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♪ Turn up the heat
Turn up the heat ♪
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Do you wanna see the man cave?
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-Ready?
-Okay.
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-Here we go.
-Ta-da!
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♪ I'm going after speed ♪
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♪ It's my life
It's what I need ♪
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I have my track suits,
my Ducati section, my unbranded,
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my English, my race stuff.
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Look at this.
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[Gabriele] I do have a shoe
collection, too.
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I mean, look how organized
he is. My God. I love it.
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This is a shrine to my dad.
That used to be one of the bikes
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he raced with. It is a very
first generation Monster
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from 1991, and this is
the Track Bullet.
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This is mainly for open roads.
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On this one,
you can do anything you want.
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You can run through traffic.
You can wheelie.
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You can stop it.
You can slide it.
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You can bang it.
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If it falls off,
you get right back.
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So if you wanna rob a bank,
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all right?
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Bye, girls. Be good.
See you soon.
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[music]
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I wanna just show you
a little bit of our view.
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The lay of the land. This is one
of the best times of the year.
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We have fantastic sunsets
I'm so happy here with you.
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[music]
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All right, MTV, we gotta go pick
up our daughters right now.
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So it's been wonderful
having you guys
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come visit us in Tuscany.
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We love having friends
come visit.
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Come again.
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But the next time you come,
the house will be looking
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even more different.
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- Ciao for now.
-Bye, guys.
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[music]
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[Announcer] Coming up.
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Let's wire the funds.
Let's cop this crib.
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[Man] Awesome.
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[Announcer] Eddie Huang makes
an unexpected purchase
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while we tour his stylish
West Coast crib.
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I never thought I would ever
be on Cribs ,
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much less cop my second crib
from my mother.
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This is really a watershed day.
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I feel like you have to
celebrate days like this.
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[music]
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♪ Don't fight that good --
in your ear ♪
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♪ And let me blow your mind ♪
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♪ It took a while
to get me here ♪
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♪ And I'm gonna take my time ♪
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Oh, nice. Incredible.
295
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What up, MTV?
It's your boy, Eddie Huang
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taking care of his foot health.
Welcome to my crib.
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[music]
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Welcome to my crib.
This is my LA home.
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We moved out of Brooklyn.
Nichols Canyon is fly.
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15 minutes to see civilization.
I just hang out with my plants.
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These are, like, my friends
here.
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[phone rings]
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Yo, what's up, Spencer?
What do we gotta do now?
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00:14:00,274 --> 00:14:02,009
I need to authorize
some [bleep]?
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00:14:06,046 --> 00:14:08,482
Let's wire the funds.
Let's cop this crib.
306
00:14:08,582 --> 00:14:13,353
I don't think anybody else has
bought a crib on Cribs before.
307
00:14:13,854 --> 00:14:15,989
This dude sounds like
Keanu Reeves. Yo. Say, whoa.
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00:14:18,659 --> 00:14:22,696
[music]
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00:14:22,796 --> 00:14:26,200
I never thought I would ever be
on Cribs , much less cop my
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second crib from my mother on
my first appearance on Cribs .
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00:14:30,370 --> 00:14:32,906
So this is really a
watershed day.
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You know, you have to
celebrate days like this.
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♪ Blow the whistle
Blow the whistle ♪
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00:14:41,448 --> 00:14:43,550
What are we working here, bro?
This is like--
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00:14:43,650 --> 00:14:45,986
So, hey, you know, we gotta get
them glutes going, right?
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00:14:46,086 --> 00:14:49,890
We're activating glutes for MTV.
What's up?
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00:14:49,990 --> 00:14:51,658
So this is our home gym.
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00:14:51,758 --> 00:14:54,862
And I usually just
hang with her and chill.
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We should get on the wall.
Show off those feet.
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Show off the feet and calves.
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00:14:57,831 --> 00:14:59,099
Oh, oh wow.
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00:14:59,199 --> 00:15:00,601
Show off the feet
and calves for the people.
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The foot health.
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00:15:02,135 --> 00:15:05,072
Hey, don't forget to dip at the
bottom, bro. Yes, sir.
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00:15:06,874 --> 00:15:10,911
I think that's solid
for the gym. Right, guys?
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00:15:12,579 --> 00:15:14,281
All right. This is the bedroom.
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00:15:14,381 --> 00:15:16,083
♪ Come my lady
Come, come my lady ♪
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00:15:16,183 --> 00:15:18,819
♪ You're my butterfly
Sugar baby ♪
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00:15:18,919 --> 00:15:21,588
This is my wife. You know,
by the time this airs,
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she's gonna be my wife.
Right now, currently,
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technically, she's my fiancée.
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00:15:25,492 --> 00:15:27,294
-Will be wife soon.
-But wife, you know?
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00:15:27,394 --> 00:15:28,829
Soon.
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00:15:28,929 --> 00:15:31,765
I think my favorite thing in our
bedroom is this baccarat dice
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00:15:31,865 --> 00:15:34,801
she got me. Under the dice,
I keep a note she wrote me,
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00:15:34,902 --> 00:15:38,005
I love you. So when she changes
her mind, I'll remind her,
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00:15:38,105 --> 00:15:39,873
don't be a hypocrite.
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00:15:39,973 --> 00:15:43,143
-It's a good reminder.
-It's a good reminder.
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00:15:45,179 --> 00:15:47,614
The magic happens
in this room for sure.
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00:15:47,714 --> 00:15:49,449
Yeah, this is [bleep] Hogwarts,
all right?
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00:15:49,550 --> 00:15:52,920
All that happens here is [bleep]
magic and wizarding.
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00:15:53,020 --> 00:15:58,292
A lot of--a lot of spells
are cast, you know?
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00:15:59,026 --> 00:16:01,261
It's mainly her casting spells.
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00:16:01,361 --> 00:16:03,830
You really have to get
a close up, though on this.
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00:16:05,299 --> 00:16:09,203
This is a visual representation
of what happens in this room.
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00:16:09,303 --> 00:16:11,471
-These are our hieroglyphs.
-Yeah. This is our, like,
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00:16:11,572 --> 00:16:14,808
epic origin story of what
happens in this [bleep] room.
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00:16:16,543 --> 00:16:20,214
♪ I can tell
just what you want ♪
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00:16:20,314 --> 00:16:21,915
This is the bathroom.
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00:16:22,015 --> 00:16:24,218
This Versace robe
used to be mine,
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00:16:24,318 --> 00:16:28,355
but now when Natasha wears it,
it's basically like,
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00:16:28,455 --> 00:16:32,492
don't talk to me. This is her
way of communicating.
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00:16:32,593 --> 00:16:34,895
He showed you my emo robe.
When the emo robe goes on
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00:16:34,995 --> 00:16:38,432
and I'm not [bleep] with anyone,
he puts on Hugo Boss for me
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00:16:38,532 --> 00:16:41,635
as a treat. This is the
Lana Del Rey special.
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[music]
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[Announcer] Coming up,
we continue our tour
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with chef and author
Eddie Huang
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at his West Coast crib.
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00:16:53,480 --> 00:16:55,616
This entire area of the home
is written off.
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00:16:55,716 --> 00:16:57,985
We just call it the office
for tax purposes.
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00:16:58,085 --> 00:16:59,620
Look at these club chairs.
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00:16:59,720 --> 00:17:04,591
These are for people to do
business with me in this office.
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00:17:04,691 --> 00:17:06,193
[laughing]
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00:17:08,495 --> 00:17:10,497
♪ Oh yeah
I got a real kinda score ♪
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00:17:10,597 --> 00:17:12,266
♪ And you got a gourmet allure ♪
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00:17:12,366 --> 00:17:16,537
-Welcome to IBS Cafe.
-Irritable Bowel Syndrome Cafe.
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00:17:16,637 --> 00:17:18,005
Me and Dr. Drew go
to the bathroom.
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00:17:18,105 --> 00:17:21,475
Mentally, I have IBS, but I've
never pooped in my life.
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00:17:21,575 --> 00:17:23,710
Because girls don't go
to the bathroom.
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00:17:23,810 --> 00:17:25,779
♪ Got an appetite ♪
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00:17:25,879 --> 00:17:27,714
♪ Feed my appetite ♪
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00:17:27,814 --> 00:17:29,883
Have you ever seen a barista
make espresso
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00:17:29,983 --> 00:17:33,453
with their eyes closed?
Watch. Watch.
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00:17:36,190 --> 00:17:37,090
It's done.
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00:17:37,191 --> 00:17:38,392
♪ Presto ♪
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This is Eddie when he was a kid
with his dog.
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00:17:40,727 --> 00:17:43,363
This customer in particular
carries a photograph of me
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00:17:43,463 --> 00:17:44,631
with her.
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00:17:44,731 --> 00:17:45,933
-I do every morning.
-Every time she comes
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00:17:46,033 --> 00:17:47,734
-to IBS Cafe.
-I sit here. I have my coffee.
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00:17:47,835 --> 00:17:49,336
♪ Watch me how I do it now ♪
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00:17:49,436 --> 00:17:51,805
My girl knew Cribs was coming
today. It was like,
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00:17:51,905 --> 00:17:55,976
you can't go out
like that on television.
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00:17:56,076 --> 00:17:57,010
Organized.
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00:17:57,110 --> 00:17:58,579
♪ Check it out now ♪
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00:17:58,679 --> 00:18:01,248
I'll give you a tip.
This is the best spaghetti out.
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00:18:01,348 --> 00:18:04,885
I can't pronounce it. I just
call it the Bigfoot spaghetti.
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00:18:04,985 --> 00:18:08,455
Instant noodles, right?
Shin ramyun.
390
00:18:08,555 --> 00:18:10,023
What kind of Sazon you want.
391
00:18:10,123 --> 00:18:12,059
You know, we got
every Sazon up in here.
392
00:18:12,159 --> 00:18:17,231
Greek lentils. IBS Cafe,
gotta have lentil soup.
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00:18:17,331 --> 00:18:18,398
Keep the movement moving.
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00:18:18,498 --> 00:18:19,499
♪ Presto ♪
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This is the fridge.
Welcome to hell.
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00:18:21,301 --> 00:18:23,437
All right. This is marinated
meats from a barbecue
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00:18:23,537 --> 00:18:25,506
two weeks ago.
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00:18:25,606 --> 00:18:29,243
On one of our first dates, she
stole a bottle of A.1. sauce
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00:18:29,343 --> 00:18:31,111
from Dallas BBQ.
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00:18:31,211 --> 00:18:34,081
We have been using it
in the bedroom ever since.
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00:18:34,181 --> 00:18:35,782
♪ Let me cook it up
like a chef do ♪
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00:18:35,883 --> 00:18:38,819
All right, today, on the menu,
we got a bacon, egg and cheese.
403
00:18:38,919 --> 00:18:40,420
That's the best.
404
00:18:40,521 --> 00:18:42,756
Bacon, Egg and cheese is
something we like to make here
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00:18:42,856 --> 00:18:45,959
because we miss New York.
We miss Bodegas.
406
00:18:46,059 --> 00:18:48,462
♪ Got the cheddar and the bread
on my menu ♪
407
00:18:48,562 --> 00:18:51,064
♪ I need something real big ♪
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00:18:51,164 --> 00:18:55,102
Fill those halves hot honey,
the Taiwanese sweet chili sauce,
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00:18:55,202 --> 00:19:00,307
two pieces of cheese.
Swine grease is delicious. Mm.
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00:19:00,407 --> 00:19:03,410
Natasha likes her eggs runny.
If your man don't know how to
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00:19:03,510 --> 00:19:07,748
cook your eggs right, get
your--get a new [bleep] man.
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00:19:07,848 --> 00:19:09,449
Perfect.
413
00:19:09,550 --> 00:19:11,985
All right, Cribs .
I made my bacon, egg and cheese.
414
00:19:12,085 --> 00:19:16,256
I'm pretending to give it to the
cameraman, but I'm eating this.
415
00:19:16,356 --> 00:19:17,658
They just want me to pretend.
416
00:19:17,758 --> 00:19:19,026
I don't really wanna
give it to him.
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00:19:22,196 --> 00:19:24,598
♪ I'm feelin' rough
I'm feelin' raw ♪
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00:19:24,698 --> 00:19:26,934
♪ In the time of my life ♪
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00:19:27,034 --> 00:19:29,703
This is my living room,
all right?
420
00:19:29,803 --> 00:19:33,640
I think the main feature
of the living room is DVDs.
421
00:19:33,740 --> 00:19:36,310
We still rent DVDs
from the video store.
422
00:19:36,410 --> 00:19:40,247
I have a collection of fine DVDs
that is worth a lot of money
423
00:19:40,347 --> 00:19:43,317
if civilization goes
backwards in technology.
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00:19:43,417 --> 00:19:45,853
So, hanging on.
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00:19:45,953 --> 00:19:47,888
♪ Champagne bottles gettin'
popped by the case now ♪
426
00:19:47,988 --> 00:19:50,858
This is a liquor cabinet.
Sometimes when I go to the club,
427
00:19:50,958 --> 00:19:53,393
I don't like waiting for
someone to pour my liquor.
428
00:19:53,493 --> 00:19:57,631
So I will walk in with my own
429
00:19:57,731 --> 00:19:59,833
Hennessy VSOP
430
00:19:59,933 --> 00:20:02,703
because I like a mixed drink
in the club.
431
00:20:02,803 --> 00:20:04,638
♪ Better act right ♪
432
00:20:04,738 --> 00:20:07,407
I had this made
from real Goyard bags.
433
00:20:07,508 --> 00:20:09,943
You could be like a
Scientologist and believe
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00:20:10,043 --> 00:20:13,780
in going clear or you could be
like me and believe in Hennessy
435
00:20:13,881 --> 00:20:15,549
and enjoy your life.
436
00:20:15,649 --> 00:20:18,218
♪ If you hit me on a Monday
I'll be on my get right ♪
437
00:20:18,318 --> 00:20:20,587
♪ I ain't got no reception
because I be on my next flight ♪
438
00:20:20,687 --> 00:20:23,790
This is the office. I actually
don't do any work in here.
439
00:20:23,891 --> 00:20:26,326
We just call it the office
for tax purposes.
440
00:20:26,426 --> 00:20:28,896
This entire area of the home
is written off.
441
00:20:28,996 --> 00:20:33,400
Look at this office chair.
All right, IRS peak game.
442
00:20:33,500 --> 00:20:36,270
Look at these club chairs.
These are for other people
443
00:20:36,370 --> 00:20:42,142
to come sit in and do business
with me in this office.
444
00:20:42,242 --> 00:20:44,711
There's a really nice
Mapplethorpe photograph in here.
445
00:20:44,811 --> 00:20:49,149
-Oh, my God, bro.
-Bro, that damn frisee.
446
00:20:49,249 --> 00:20:51,151
My God.
[toilet flushes]
447
00:20:51,251 --> 00:20:55,222
♪ Life ♪
448
00:20:55,322 --> 00:20:57,991
♪ Has been good to me ♪
449
00:20:58,091 --> 00:21:00,460
♪ Oh baby, please ♪
450
00:21:00,561 --> 00:21:03,030
Thank you, MTV.
Thank you for watching.
451
00:21:03,130 --> 00:21:05,098
Thank you for coming to my crib.
452
00:21:05,199 --> 00:21:07,501
If you're not in the crib that
you wanna be in,
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00:21:07,601 --> 00:21:09,803
practice the art of tax evasion.
454
00:21:09,903 --> 00:21:14,041
Write off more of your house.
Thank you. Good-bye.
455
00:21:14,141 --> 00:21:16,610
♪ Oh baby, please ♪
456
00:21:19,046 --> 00:21:25,052
[music]