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♪ MTV ♪

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[music]

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Hello, MTV!

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[Female announcer] On
this episode of Cribs,

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the iconic comedian
Margaret Cho delights us

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at her unconventional
Los Angeles sanctuary.

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This is a painting that
was made out of my blood!

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[creepy music]

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But I'm honored to have that.

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[Announcer] Then--

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Oh! Ha, ha!
Hey, MTV!

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[Announcer] -- interior designer
and Queer Eye icon Bobby Berk

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shares an intimate look
at his own stunning home

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in Palm Springs, California.

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Welcome to the primary suite.

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You wake up in the
morning to sunset...

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That's not what you wake up to.
You wake up to sunrise.

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-[Announcer] But first--
-[Jaren] What up?

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MTV's in the M and all.

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[Announcer] --we're in the M
visiting basketball player

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Jaren Jackson Jr's
spacious Memphis mansion.

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[Jaren] Welcome to the theater.

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I got snacks in here,
Sour Patch, gummy bears.

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You know, if I ever
gotta shower mid movie,

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I'm not going downstairs.
I'm right here.

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If you gotta use the
bathroom, right here.

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♪ Yeah ♪

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[theme music]

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♪ Come here, girl,
I could see you're bored ♪

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♪ Turn you to the queen
that I see you for ♪

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♪ Take you shopping
on sprees in stores ♪

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♪ I'ma get you to
the MTV Awards ♪

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♪ We about to do
a show tonight ♪

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♪ You're lookin' good,
girl, show you right ♪

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♪ Take you places
I know you like ♪

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♪ I could make you a
celebrity overnight ♪

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What up?

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I'm Jaren Jackson Jr.

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Welcome to my house.

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MTV's in the M now.

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Let's do it.

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♪ Give you ice like Kobe wife ♪

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♪ We sorta like Goldie, right? ♪

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♪ The way we mold 'em right ♪

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♪ I could make you a
celebrity overnight ♪

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Okay, so I probably have
lived here about five years.

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This is the first house
I toured,

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but I knew it was the one.

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And, uh, this is the lobby.

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This could be the
most important room

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'cause someone's either waiting
on me or getting out of here.

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♪ Throw money in the air now
(Throw it up) ♪

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♪ Throw money in the air now
(Throw it up) ♪

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All right, here's the
kitchen/living room area.

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I love the open concept here.

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Just keep everything open.

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You pretty much see
everything here.

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A lot of my trophies are here
just 'cause I like to show off

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when you first walk in my house.

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Defensive Player
of the Year Award.

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First Team All Defense.

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I basically put all
the defense on one shelf.

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Over here is the
living room area.

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This is where
we all kick it, really.

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I mean, play video games,
watch movies, do whatever here.

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Over here is the barbershop.

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All the homies
come over and get cuts.

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I get, like, two cuts a week.

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Over here, we have some
artwork by Sess Ilongwe.

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I mean, speaks for itself.

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Amazing.

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This is a marble counter.

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Uh, my chef will cook here.

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I really can't cook.

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I never will, never have.
[sizzling]

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I ain't got it like that.

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Over here is my fridge.

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Infamous fridge, the...

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the sauciest fridge,

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'cause we got all the sauces
right here racked up.

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♪ Got the sauce, got the sauce ♪

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[Jaren] Barbecue, ranch.

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Even sauces I don't like.

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Garlic?

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[Yecch!]

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Ugh!

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♪ Try to take me for a ride ♪

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♪ Yeah, I'll see you try ♪

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Over here is the pool table.

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And I don't like this.

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The pool table's
gotta be messed up.

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♪ I win ♪

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♪ You lose ♪

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[Jaren] These are
my college jerseys.

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These mean a whole lot to me.

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We won so many games,

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and it just built me
into who I am now.

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And now I'm on Cribs,
so...it worked.

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[ding]

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♪ V12, I'm ridin'
in the 6-speed ♪

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♪ I be ballin' on you
-- out of this league ♪

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This is the sanctuary.

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This is where
the real magic happens.

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My studio.

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I've probably been recording
for, like, four or five years.

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And I really don't promote
my music like that,

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but I'm able to
express myself here.

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Over here is just all the sauce.
We call this the sauce.

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This is why we sound good,
why the production sounds good.

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The booth is over there.

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I may not even make
a song one day.

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I might come in here and
just chill, kick it, like...

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kick my feet up, fall asleep.

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My friend might be recording.

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I might fall asleep.
He might fall asleep.

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There's, like, a time warp.

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There's no time in this room.

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♪ Got twenty on my
wrist, I'm going crazy ♪

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♪ Canary princess
cuts for my baby ♪

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This is the upstairs
living room.

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I love this room 'cause
this is kind of like

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a memorial to my apartment.

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This is exactly what my
apartment used to look like

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downtown before I moved here.

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I have some of my art in here.
I got Uzi up there.

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I got Uzi over there.
Rocky.

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NBA Jam is a staple
if you're a hooper.

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You gotta have it.

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Very own brand with everything.

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We got another mirror.

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This one has a
basketball hoop on it,

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and it says
"Much required" on it.

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It's my grandmother's slogan.

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Basically just
means you do a lot

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with what's given to you,

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work with people, love people.

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And I live by that every day.

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♪ We're gettin' to it over here
We're gettin' to it ♪

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♪ Got the whole squad livin'
like a movie, just sayin' ♪

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All right, welcome
to the theater.

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I got snacks in here.

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I got my favorite
Sour Patch, gummy bears,

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Flaming Hot Cheetos.
I mean...

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You know, I gotta...
I gotta [indistinct].

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I got stars on the ceiling
like it's a Rolls Royce.

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And I got a shower.

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Not a lot of people got
a shower in their theater.

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You know, if I ever
gotta shower mid movie,

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I'm not going downstairs.
I'm right here.

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If you've gotta use
the bathroom, right here.

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Don't gotta go nowhere.

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♪ Best apartment (Yeah) ♪

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♪ Best apartment, yeah ♪

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♪ Brought it down to 100,000 ♪

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♪ 100,000 and 100,000 ♪

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[Jaren] So this is my closet,
one of my favorite rooms

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in the whole place.

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I can meditate in here too
because I love clothes.

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I got shoes here.

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I'm the king of Forces.
I'm the king of 1's.

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You see a lot of
Jordan 1's here.

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I'm signed with Nike.
That's the family.

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Hey, keep going through here.

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Come on through here.

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I got all my shirts right here.

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I mean, a lot of my stuff
I really really love

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is in this section.

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I have more shoes over here.

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These are a lot of
basketball shoes.

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And I love custom shoes.

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This ladder, this ladder
right here, I love it,

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'cause you can just push it
and it goes like that, and...

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yeah, almost makes
it like a real store.

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But I got as many clothes
in here as a real store.

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Before we keep going,

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I'm gonna change into
something a little more cozy.

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So MTV, I love you.

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I need you to get out of
here for a little bit.

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[music]

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Much cozier.

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Much better.

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♪ Woo, I'm too hot to handle ♪

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♪ Too hot, too hot ♪

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All right, so come
see my bedroom.

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This is really where
the magic happens.

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This is my bed.
Had to have a big bed.

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Seven by seven so
I can fit perfectly comfy.

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I know you see the two TVs.

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I love watching TV in here.

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I love watching movies.

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And my blinds are automatic.

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I'm not gonna put
'em up right now,

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but in the morning, they go
up with the birds chirping.

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[birds chirping]
Every morning, it's crazy.

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I hate it, but it gets me up.

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♪ Blushin' in this 40 ounce ♪

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♪ Lettin' the ink
from my pen bleed ♪

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♪ 'Cause Martin Luther
King had a dream ♪

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♪ Aaliyah had a dream ♪

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♪ So I reached
out to Kanye and ♪

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♪ I brought you all my dreams ♪

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That's my house.

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I don't got anything
more to show y'all.

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I appreciate y'all coming.

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But it's hot.

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Y'all gotta get out of here.

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I need to cool off
and enjoy my day,

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so I'm about to get in the pool.

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Woo!

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♪ I, I, I love you ♪

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[Announcer] Coming up,
we hit the slots

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at comedian
Margaret Cho's cat casino,

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complete with
a kitty stripper pole.

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This is the cat food casino.

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When they need a little snack,

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they can play any
one of these games.

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And then here's their
stripper pole that they get on

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every minute they can.

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[meow]

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♪ All the pretty
girls walk like this ♪

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♪ This, this, this, this ♪

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♪ Pretty girls walk like this ♪

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♪ This, this, this ♪

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♪ All the pretty
girls walk like this ♪

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♪ Pretty girls walk
like this, this ♪

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Hello, MTV!

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I'm Margaret Cho,
and welcome to my crib.

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Come on in.

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♪ Big boss Vette (Yeah) ♪

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♪ Pull up in a 'Vette (Skrrt!) ♪

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♪ Flooded out my wrist with
some ice around my neck ♪

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♪ I like diamonds shining,
fly me to a island ♪

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♪ If I say I want it, then you
know he gon' buy it (Money!) ♪

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This is my dog Lucia Katerina.

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We live with many cats.

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[cats meowing]

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[Margaret] And over time, it has
become more and more catified.

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So let's go.

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I'll show you all
of the cat features.

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♪ Can you hear them? ♪

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♪ They're talkin' about us ♪

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♪ Our lips are sealed
Our lips are sealed ♪

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This is my living room.

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This is where I do the
majority of my living.

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The cats have a lot
of presence here.

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I clip their nails over here.

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I put on my, my
lip gloss, which is...

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this is actually lip gloss.

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I'm playing piano.

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I'm making other
music over here.

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This is a painting,
that, uh, was made

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by my friend Vincent Castiglia,

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who painted it out of my blood!

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[creepy music]

255
00:09:02,109 --> 00:09:04,078
[Margaret] Well, there is
some of his blood in there too.

256
00:09:04,178 --> 00:09:06,213
We only got a little--not
enough of my blood to do it.

257
00:09:06,313 --> 00:09:10,517
But he's an incredible artist,
and I'm honored to have that.

258
00:09:10,617 --> 00:09:11,618
♪ Money never small ♪

259
00:09:11,718 --> 00:09:13,219
♪ Cash sittin' tall ♪

260
00:09:13,320 --> 00:09:15,456
♪ Everywhere I go, you know
I'm comin' out to ball ♪

261
00:09:15,556 --> 00:09:17,858
This is my dining room.

262
00:09:17,958 --> 00:09:20,427
This is the cat food casnio.

263
00:09:20,527 --> 00:09:22,863
When they need a little snack,
a little pick-me-up,

264
00:09:22,963 --> 00:09:25,833
they can play any
one of these games.

265
00:09:25,933 --> 00:09:28,469
And then here's
their stripper pole

266
00:09:28,569 --> 00:09:31,472
that they get on
every minute they can.

267
00:09:31,572 --> 00:09:35,643
Here's a show that I did with
Bob Dylan and Stevie Wonder,

268
00:09:35,743 --> 00:09:37,611
where I opened. [laughs]

269
00:09:37,711 --> 00:09:38,979
That's pretty incredible!

270
00:09:39,079 --> 00:09:40,714
♪ I need a snack
for the kids ♪

271
00:09:40,814 --> 00:09:42,116
♪ Grab the Lunchables and ♪

272
00:09:42,216 --> 00:09:43,617
♪ Tryin' to eat off of my pay ♪

273
00:09:43,717 --> 00:09:45,219
♪ Yeah, it's laughable ♪

274
00:09:45,319 --> 00:09:47,488
And this is my kitchen.

275
00:09:47,588 --> 00:09:49,856
I do a lot of cooking
in this kitchen.

276
00:09:49,956 --> 00:09:53,193
I do Korean, Mexican, Japanese.

277
00:09:53,293 --> 00:09:55,095
I make mochi.

278
00:09:55,195 --> 00:09:57,831
And this is my refrigerator!

279
00:09:57,931 --> 00:09:59,533
♪ I like it, like it,
like it, like it... ♪

280
00:09:59,633 --> 00:10:04,671
[Margaret] It's so smelly
and it's very Korean.

281
00:10:04,772 --> 00:10:06,440
It's a lot of
sausages, actually.

282
00:10:06,540 --> 00:10:08,809
A lot of kimchi.

283
00:10:08,909 --> 00:10:10,111
There's a lot of food in here.

284
00:10:10,211 --> 00:10:13,914
But, uh, it'll get
eaten by me or a cat.

285
00:10:14,014 --> 00:10:15,649
[meow]

286
00:10:15,749 --> 00:10:20,053
[singing in Korean]

287
00:10:20,154 --> 00:10:22,723
And this is where
the magic happens!

288
00:10:22,823 --> 00:10:25,425
This is my bed with
all my animals.

289
00:10:25,525 --> 00:10:26,827
We all lay here.

290
00:10:26,927 --> 00:10:29,129
We read Sophia Loren's book.

291
00:10:29,230 --> 00:10:31,031
♪ Ragazzi ♪

292
00:10:31,131 --> 00:10:33,834
[Margaret] Lucia actually
commands the bed.

293
00:10:33,934 --> 00:10:34,902
That's how it goes.

294
00:10:35,002 --> 00:10:36,603
♪ Hey, don't think about it ♪

295
00:10:36,703 --> 00:10:38,672
♪ Hey, just let it go ♪

296
00:10:38,772 --> 00:10:40,340
This is my closet.

297
00:10:40,440 --> 00:10:42,609
These stained glass
windows were designed by

298
00:10:42,709 --> 00:10:44,678
an incredible artist
named Dame Darcy,

299
00:10:44,778 --> 00:10:46,914
who is just tremendous.

300
00:10:47,014 --> 00:10:48,749
So this is my laundry
that I just did.

301
00:10:48,849 --> 00:10:50,084
Don't use the dryer much.

302
00:10:50,184 --> 00:10:52,052
But these are all my shoes!

303
00:10:52,152 --> 00:10:54,288
There's so many shoes happening.

304
00:10:54,388 --> 00:10:56,323
Uh, but these are the
shorts of the moment

305
00:10:56,423 --> 00:10:57,958
that are going to be
featured all summer.

306
00:10:58,058 --> 00:11:01,328
♪ Feelin' like a
freak on a leash ♪

307
00:11:01,428 --> 00:11:05,231
They also remind me of
a robot maid, maybe?

308
00:11:05,332 --> 00:11:07,033
And, um, jorts.

309
00:11:07,133 --> 00:11:08,568
Can't get enough of jorts.

310
00:11:08,668 --> 00:11:12,506
I'm listening to Limp Bizkit
and Korn and I'm wearing jorts.

311
00:11:12,606 --> 00:11:15,809
♪ [indistinct] ♪

312
00:11:15,909 --> 00:11:17,611
♪ Do it, do it for the thrill ♪

313
00:11:17,711 --> 00:11:19,947
And now we have our bathroom.

314
00:11:20,047 --> 00:11:23,217
This is where I get
ready--ready for the world.

315
00:11:23,317 --> 00:11:25,585
My skin care, which is a mess.

316
00:11:25,685 --> 00:11:27,053
This is a really
fancy litter box

317
00:11:27,154 --> 00:11:30,690
that washes the litter and
then flushes it down the toilet.

318
00:11:30,790 --> 00:11:32,359
♪ 'Cause I'm a sucker
for the thrill, yeah ♪

319
00:11:32,459 --> 00:11:33,760
I would use it if I could.

320
00:11:33,860 --> 00:11:36,764
♪ I don't, don't,
I don't have the time ♪

321
00:11:36,864 --> 00:11:38,331
♪ To think of him ♪

322
00:11:38,431 --> 00:11:40,600
This is my backyard.
This is the catio.

323
00:11:40,701 --> 00:11:42,470
This is actually
the original catio,

324
00:11:42,570 --> 00:11:44,638
but then I just wanted
to keep expanding.

325
00:11:44,739 --> 00:11:46,206
This is, like,
Sacre Coeur's side.

326
00:11:46,306 --> 00:11:47,674
Sarang likes this side.

327
00:11:47,774 --> 00:11:49,543
They really love it out here.

328
00:11:49,643 --> 00:11:52,813
They can run out here.

329
00:11:52,913 --> 00:11:54,648
And then run up this part.

330
00:11:54,748 --> 00:11:56,016
These tunnels.

331
00:11:56,116 --> 00:11:59,319
If I need to intervene
somehow, I can get 'em

332
00:11:59,419 --> 00:12:01,956
through these little doors here.

333
00:12:02,056 --> 00:12:04,024
This is a plant hospice.

334
00:12:04,124 --> 00:12:06,493
All these plants are in
different stages of death.

335
00:12:06,593 --> 00:12:07,761
They're all kind of dying.

336
00:12:07,861 --> 00:12:10,197
But I'm getting better
at the plant thing.

337
00:12:10,297 --> 00:12:14,134
This is my bathtub, which
I think is really beautiful.

338
00:12:14,234 --> 00:12:17,437
So this is really my
favorite part of the house.

339
00:12:17,537 --> 00:12:19,540
It's where I do my real living.

340
00:12:19,640 --> 00:12:21,942
Lucia loves it out here.

341
00:12:22,042 --> 00:12:23,677
We can watch movies,

342
00:12:23,777 --> 00:12:26,347
and I think it's just
such beautiful place

343
00:12:26,447 --> 00:12:28,482
to rest and relax.

344
00:12:28,582 --> 00:12:30,450
And I just, I love it.

345
00:12:30,550 --> 00:12:32,486
♪ From the back to the middle
and around again ♪

346
00:12:32,586 --> 00:12:34,354
♪ I'm gonna be
there 'til the end ♪

347
00:12:34,454 --> 00:12:38,625
♪ 100 percent pure love ♪

348
00:12:38,725 --> 00:12:40,527
Well, now you've seen my house!

349
00:12:40,627 --> 00:12:42,229
I hope you like it.

350
00:12:42,329 --> 00:12:43,563
Thank you so much for coming.

351
00:12:43,664 --> 00:12:46,400
Now it's time
for you to get out!

352
00:12:46,500 --> 00:12:47,968
Bye!

353
00:12:48,068 --> 00:12:51,638
♪ 100 percent pure love ♪

354
00:12:54,441 --> 00:12:56,610
[Announcer] Coming up, we learn
where the real magic happens

355
00:12:56,710 --> 00:12:58,779
with interior
designer Bobby Berk.

356
00:12:58,879 --> 00:13:00,514
[Bobby] This room
is our theater.

357
00:13:00,614 --> 00:13:02,416
Aaggh!

358
00:13:02,516 --> 00:13:05,785
Everybody loves how comfy
and fluffy this sofa is.

359
00:13:05,885 --> 00:13:08,288
Lots of things have happened
on this sofa that, um,

360
00:13:08,388 --> 00:13:10,590
we I don't think
can talk about on TV.

361
00:13:10,690 --> 00:13:13,660
What happens at Casa Tierra
stays at Casa Tierra.

362
00:13:18,432 --> 00:13:19,266
♪ Padam, padam ♪

363
00:13:19,366 --> 00:13:21,068
♪ I hear it and I know ♪

364
00:13:21,168 --> 00:13:22,903
♪ Padam, padam ♪

365
00:13:23,003 --> 00:13:25,606
♪ I know you wanna
take me home ♪

366
00:13:25,706 --> 00:13:26,907
♪ Padam ♪

367
00:13:27,007 --> 00:13:28,642
♪ And get to know me close ♪

368
00:13:28,742 --> 00:13:30,477
♪ Padam, padam ♪

369
00:13:30,577 --> 00:13:32,612
Oh! [laughs]
Hey, MTV!

370
00:13:32,712 --> 00:13:34,882
I did not realize you
were coming so early!

371
00:13:34,982 --> 00:13:36,516
Let me go put some clothes on

372
00:13:36,616 --> 00:13:38,552
and I'll open
the gate for you, okay?

373
00:13:38,652 --> 00:13:39,586
I'll be right there.

374
00:13:39,686 --> 00:13:41,188
♪ Padam, padam ♪

375
00:13:41,288 --> 00:13:43,090
♪ I hear it and I know ♪

376
00:13:43,190 --> 00:13:44,858
♪ Padam, padam ♪

377
00:13:44,958 --> 00:13:47,294
♪ I know you
want to take me home ♪

378
00:13:47,394 --> 00:13:48,696
♪ Padam ♪

379
00:13:48,796 --> 00:13:50,564
♪ And take off all my clothes ♪

380
00:13:50,664 --> 00:13:53,066
♪ Padam, padam ♪

381
00:13:53,166 --> 00:13:54,401
All right, everybody.
Welcome.

382
00:13:54,502 --> 00:13:56,537
Oh, hi, Bimini.

383
00:13:56,637 --> 00:13:59,006
This is my daughter Bimini.

384
00:13:59,106 --> 00:14:01,675
Um, she is the
keeper of Casa Tierra

385
00:14:01,775 --> 00:14:04,110
and my soulmate, right?

386
00:14:04,211 --> 00:14:05,413
Yeah, aren't you?

387
00:14:05,513 --> 00:14:06,981
Say, "Hi, MTV Cribs!

388
00:14:07,081 --> 00:14:08,215
Hi, MTV Cribs!"

389
00:14:08,315 --> 00:14:09,216
[barks]

390
00:14:09,316 --> 00:14:10,818
♪ Oh, nah, nah, nah ♪

391
00:14:10,918 --> 00:14:12,720
♪ I got my [indistinct] ♪

392
00:14:12,820 --> 00:14:14,455
This is the living room.

393
00:14:14,555 --> 00:14:17,257
This is one of my favorite
spaces in the house.

394
00:14:17,357 --> 00:14:20,026
When you walk in, it's
really, like, a big impact.

395
00:14:20,126 --> 00:14:22,162
It's like you're walking
into a boutique hotel.

396
00:14:22,262 --> 00:14:24,731
We had these lights
hand made in Tunisia,

397
00:14:24,831 --> 00:14:26,933
all fair trade work.

398
00:14:27,033 --> 00:14:29,804
This is Bimini's
favorite spot, as you can see.

399
00:14:29,904 --> 00:14:32,039
The moment she comes home,
she pops right there

400
00:14:32,139 --> 00:14:34,041
so she can see everybody
coming in and out.

401
00:14:34,141 --> 00:14:35,309
[dog whines]

402
00:14:35,409 --> 00:14:36,877
♪ Big parade 'bout to start ♪

403
00:14:36,977 --> 00:14:39,446
♪ [indistinct] will show
where you are ♪

404
00:14:39,546 --> 00:14:40,714
Come on, Bimini! Come on!

405
00:14:40,814 --> 00:14:42,049
Let's go show 'em the kitchen!

406
00:14:42,149 --> 00:14:43,417
All right, so I...

407
00:14:43,517 --> 00:14:47,020
I'm a good cook, but
I do not like to cook.

408
00:14:47,120 --> 00:14:50,557
Um, luckily, my husband,
Dewey, loves to cook.

409
00:14:51,859 --> 00:14:54,928
This actually came from an
old spa in Desert Springs.

410
00:14:55,028 --> 00:14:57,697
If you've watched
Queer Eye at all,

411
00:14:57,797 --> 00:15:01,068
you know I love to decorate
with big bowls of fruit,

412
00:15:01,168 --> 00:15:02,869
'cause I think not
only is it beautiful,

413
00:15:02,969 --> 00:15:05,739
but when they're
out and visible,

414
00:15:05,839 --> 00:15:09,610
I see them slowly going bad, and
it makes me eat them quicker.

415
00:15:09,710 --> 00:15:10,845
This is the dining room.

416
00:15:10,945 --> 00:15:12,680
This is usually where
we have breakfast.

417
00:15:12,780 --> 00:15:15,015
We put this built-in banquette,
chairs on this side,

418
00:15:15,115 --> 00:15:16,917
you can just fit
a ton of people here.

419
00:15:17,017 --> 00:15:19,753
And it's just a beautiful
space to really gather.

420
00:15:19,853 --> 00:15:22,689
So keep in mind this
is our vacation home,

421
00:15:22,789 --> 00:15:25,025
so we don't really have
a lot of food here.

422
00:15:25,125 --> 00:15:26,593
So this is just what's left over

423
00:15:26,693 --> 00:15:29,596
from all of our friends being
here this last weekend.

424
00:15:29,697 --> 00:15:31,265
Fruits, salads.

425
00:15:31,365 --> 00:15:33,267
I never really go
anywhere without

426
00:15:33,367 --> 00:15:36,737
multiple bottles of,
uh, Brianna's Ranch.

427
00:15:36,837 --> 00:15:37,838
That is not an ad.

428
00:15:37,938 --> 00:15:40,607
That is just...magic.

429
00:15:40,707 --> 00:15:42,209
♪ Ooh, just a little bit ♪

430
00:15:42,309 --> 00:15:44,078
♪ Ah, just a little bit ♪

431
00:15:44,178 --> 00:15:46,013
♪ Ah, touch me ♪

432
00:15:46,113 --> 00:15:47,548
This room is our theater.

433
00:15:47,648 --> 00:15:49,349
It gets so hot in the desert,

434
00:15:49,449 --> 00:15:52,886
and this is, like, our nice,
dark, cold room to come,

435
00:15:52,986 --> 00:15:55,522
watch Queer Eye,
watch MTV Cribs.

436
00:15:55,622 --> 00:15:57,391
This is, like, our
cool, chill space.

437
00:15:57,491 --> 00:16:00,460
Over here, we have a bar.

438
00:16:00,560 --> 00:16:03,597
And then of course over here,
a big, comfy sectional.

439
00:16:03,697 --> 00:16:05,532
Aaahhh!

440
00:16:05,632 --> 00:16:08,902
Everybody loves how
comfy and fluffy this sofa is.

441
00:16:09,003 --> 00:16:10,604
We've since found
out lots of things

442
00:16:10,705 --> 00:16:12,272
have happened on
this sofa that, um,

443
00:16:12,372 --> 00:16:14,441
we I don't think
can talk about on TV.

444
00:16:14,541 --> 00:16:16,310
You know, what
happens at Casa Tierra

445
00:16:16,410 --> 00:16:17,511
stays at Casa Tierra.

446
00:16:17,611 --> 00:16:18,678
[Shh!]

447
00:16:18,778 --> 00:16:21,015
♪ Lead me to you, baby ♪

448
00:16:21,115 --> 00:16:22,449
♪ To you, baby ♪

449
00:16:22,549 --> 00:16:24,017
This is the first bedroom,

450
00:16:24,117 --> 00:16:26,920
one of our four guest
rooms in the main house.

451
00:16:27,020 --> 00:16:29,022
It's super cute.
You know, dark ceilings.

452
00:16:29,122 --> 00:16:31,725
It's got kind of
a Mediterranean vibe to it.

453
00:16:31,825 --> 00:16:33,994
We did floor to ceiling
pattern tile in here

454
00:16:34,094 --> 00:16:36,496
because I really love
a bold statement.

455
00:16:36,596 --> 00:16:40,267
♪ Here's to all
the plans we had ♪

456
00:16:40,367 --> 00:16:43,237
♪ Nights were soaked in wine ♪

457
00:16:43,337 --> 00:16:45,706
All right, now it's time to see
where the magic happens, right?

458
00:16:45,806 --> 00:16:47,074
That's, that's what
I'm supposed to say.

459
00:16:47,174 --> 00:16:49,242
It's MTV Cribs.
So let's go see!

460
00:16:49,342 --> 00:16:52,779
Welcome to the primary
suite, MTV Cribs.

461
00:16:52,879 --> 00:16:55,749
You wake up in the
morning to sunset...

462
00:16:55,849 --> 00:16:57,151
That's not what you wake up to.

463
00:16:57,251 --> 00:16:58,986
You wake up to sunrise.

464
00:16:59,086 --> 00:17:00,287
[rewinding]

465
00:17:00,387 --> 00:17:02,089
[Bobby] And then you
got this beautiful view

466
00:17:02,189 --> 00:17:05,359
of a national park and
just the beautiful desert.

467
00:17:05,459 --> 00:17:07,161
Over here you've got the bed.

468
00:17:07,261 --> 00:17:09,763
I love this beautiful
carved bed that we got.

469
00:17:09,863 --> 00:17:12,566
It just makes the space
feel really unique.

470
00:17:12,666 --> 00:17:14,067
♪ Just gettin'
started (Started) ♪

471
00:17:14,167 --> 00:17:15,536
All right, so this is my closet.

472
00:17:15,636 --> 00:17:17,170
Um, although it's
a very cool closet,

473
00:17:17,270 --> 00:17:18,638
it's kind of an empty
closet 'cause, you know,

474
00:17:18,738 --> 00:17:20,574
we just come here on
the weekends sometimes.

475
00:17:20,674 --> 00:17:23,009
Uh, you might recognize
some of my favorite shirts

476
00:17:23,110 --> 00:17:25,246
that you've probably seen in
season seven of Queer Eye.

477
00:17:25,346 --> 00:17:26,413
This one, definitely.

478
00:17:26,513 --> 00:17:27,814
This one, this one.

479
00:17:27,914 --> 00:17:31,251
I actually love putting
wallpaper in a closet, you know?

480
00:17:31,351 --> 00:17:34,788
Having lived in the closet
for, um, my younger years

481
00:17:34,889 --> 00:17:36,690
through my teens,
I think the closet

482
00:17:36,790 --> 00:17:38,258
should be a special place.

483
00:17:38,358 --> 00:17:40,160
All right, so we've spent
enough time in the closet.

484
00:17:40,260 --> 00:17:42,062
Believe me, it's not
a place you want to be.

485
00:17:42,162 --> 00:17:44,464
So I wanna take you and show you

486
00:17:44,564 --> 00:17:46,333
a couple of the other
homes on the property,

487
00:17:46,433 --> 00:17:48,836
'cause this is just
house number one.

488
00:17:48,936 --> 00:17:50,370
[music]

489
00:17:50,471 --> 00:17:52,005
[Announcer] Coming up,
there's no diving in the pool

490
00:17:52,105 --> 00:17:54,742
of Bobby Berk's jaw-dropping
Palm Springs vacation home.

491
00:17:54,842 --> 00:17:56,610
[Bobby] Every pool
needs to have its rules,

492
00:17:56,710 --> 00:17:59,446
and we have rules because
the pool is only four feet deep.

493
00:17:59,546 --> 00:18:02,115
We have had people
who think it's fun

494
00:18:02,216 --> 00:18:04,084
to jump off that
rock into the pool,

495
00:18:04,184 --> 00:18:07,054
but again, it's four feet tall.
Don't do that.

496
00:18:07,154 --> 00:18:08,922
[splashing]

497
00:18:12,526 --> 00:18:14,160
♪ Wanna ride that wave ♪

498
00:18:16,029 --> 00:18:17,698
♪ Wanna ride that wave ♪

499
00:18:17,798 --> 00:18:19,399
So this is Casita Sol.

500
00:18:19,499 --> 00:18:20,834
This is a cute
little guesthouse.

501
00:18:20,934 --> 00:18:23,036
Oddly enough, it was
the original home

502
00:18:23,136 --> 00:18:25,272
that was built in the thirties.

503
00:18:25,372 --> 00:18:28,275
♪ Got my little
slice of heaven ♪

504
00:18:28,375 --> 00:18:31,578
♪ [indistinct] ♪

505
00:18:31,678 --> 00:18:32,780
Took the loft out.

506
00:18:32,880 --> 00:18:34,114
We made really
high ceilings in here,

507
00:18:34,215 --> 00:18:35,649
so that way,
we can put a bunk bed.

508
00:18:35,749 --> 00:18:38,852
Fun fact, this is also Emily
Hampshire from Schitt's Creek

509
00:18:38,952 --> 00:18:39,953
favorite bedroom.

510
00:18:40,053 --> 00:18:41,221
She's obsessed with bunk beds.

511
00:18:41,321 --> 00:18:43,624
She loves them, and it's
a lot of fun for kids

512
00:18:43,724 --> 00:18:46,526
or, like Emily, kids at heart.

513
00:18:46,626 --> 00:18:49,062
♪ Came to find the way
that I'm giving up ♪

514
00:18:49,162 --> 00:18:51,732
♪ Even when life's down,
I still live it up ♪

515
00:18:51,832 --> 00:18:54,234
♪ Always celebrate my blessings,
yeah, my prayers, uh ♪

516
00:18:54,335 --> 00:18:56,303
So one of my many
rules of design is

517
00:18:56,403 --> 00:18:59,506
if you have a space that you
don't really have a purpose for,

518
00:18:59,606 --> 00:19:00,975
you should make it a bar.

519
00:19:01,075 --> 00:19:02,209
So that's what we did here.

520
00:19:02,309 --> 00:19:03,610
This used to be a garden shed.

521
00:19:03,710 --> 00:19:05,346
We didn't really need it.

522
00:19:05,446 --> 00:19:07,782
So I turned it into
a great little bar.

523
00:19:07,882 --> 00:19:08,749
Can I get you a drink?

524
00:19:08,849 --> 00:19:09,983
[glasses clinking]
[hiccup]

525
00:19:11,552 --> 00:19:12,753
[Bobby] This little
spot right here

526
00:19:12,853 --> 00:19:15,456
has, like, a eight-foot
snake that lives in it.

527
00:19:15,556 --> 00:19:17,324
Her name is Carol.
We love her.

528
00:19:17,424 --> 00:19:18,725
She's a California king snake.

529
00:19:18,825 --> 00:19:22,062
And she eats rattlesnakes,
so, shantay, she stays.

530
00:19:22,162 --> 00:19:24,097
Let's head down to the pool.

531
00:19:26,199 --> 00:19:28,535
You know, every pool needs
to have its rules, right?

532
00:19:28,635 --> 00:19:32,272
And we have rules because
the pool is only four feet deep.

533
00:19:32,372 --> 00:19:35,776
We have had people who think
it's fun to jump off that rock

534
00:19:35,876 --> 00:19:38,245
into the pool, but again,
it's four feet tall.

535
00:19:38,345 --> 00:19:39,346
Don't do that.

536
00:19:39,446 --> 00:19:40,948
[splashing]

537
00:19:41,048 --> 00:19:45,352
♪ Yeah, I think we've
seen enough, seen enough ♪

538
00:19:45,452 --> 00:19:48,488
♪ To know you that
ain't ever gonna come down ♪

539
00:19:48,588 --> 00:19:51,959
♪ 'Cause why don't
you giddy up, giddy up ♪

540
00:19:52,059 --> 00:19:54,461
All right, MTV,
it has been so much fun

541
00:19:54,561 --> 00:19:56,830
showing you around Casa Tierra.

542
00:19:56,930 --> 00:19:58,866
You don't have to go home,
but you can't stay here.

543
00:19:58,966 --> 00:20:00,200
So it's time to go, all right?

544
00:20:00,300 --> 00:20:01,868
Come on, come on.
It's time to go.

545
00:20:01,968 --> 00:20:03,737
Get out, get out, get out.

546
00:20:03,837 --> 00:20:06,239
Come on, come on,
come on, come--bye!

547
00:20:06,339 --> 00:20:08,909
Oh, oh, oh, I got
the gate for ya, bye!

548
00:20:09,009 --> 00:20:10,210
Bye!

549
00:20:10,310 --> 00:20:12,412
♪ You ain't ever
gonna come down ♪

550
00:20:17,117 --> 00:20:18,485
[Announcer] Next time on Cribs,

551
00:20:18,585 --> 00:20:20,788
Insecure star, actor
and comedian Amanda Seales

552
00:20:20,888 --> 00:20:25,358
makes her Cribs debut at her
sensational California oasis.

553
00:20:25,458 --> 00:20:26,260
Huh?

554
00:20:26,360 --> 00:20:27,228
Right?

555
00:20:27,328 --> 00:20:30,064
Busy!

556
00:20:30,164 --> 00:20:31,898
No, this is not a TV.

557
00:20:31,999 --> 00:20:34,501
It is a vent that
sucks in the steam

558
00:20:34,601 --> 00:20:36,137
and puts it out into the house,

559
00:20:36,237 --> 00:20:38,872
and you never even know
it's really happening.

560
00:20:38,972 --> 00:20:41,375
[Announcer] Then the queen
of celeb news, Perez Hilton,

561
00:20:41,475 --> 00:20:44,845
returns to MTV to show off
his new Los Vegas crib.

562
00:20:44,945 --> 00:20:46,413
My mother loves roosters.

563
00:20:46,514 --> 00:20:48,382
[rooster crowing]

564
00:20:48,482 --> 00:20:51,051
You've got roosters here.

565
00:20:51,151 --> 00:20:54,955
And hey, a lot of people accuse
me of being a big [bleep],

566
00:20:55,055 --> 00:20:57,357
so it makes sense!

567
00:20:57,457 --> 00:21:00,494
[Announcer] Then we go pro with
racecar driver Emelia Hartford

568
00:21:00,594 --> 00:21:02,963
at her sporty LA crib.

569
00:21:04,832 --> 00:21:06,333
[Emelia] There we go!

570
00:21:06,433 --> 00:21:08,936
I ran out of storage space,
so I had to put the turbskies

571
00:21:09,036 --> 00:21:10,137
inside the fridge,

572
00:21:10,237 --> 00:21:12,038
and it's strobing
because it's a party.

573
00:21:15,976 --> 00:21:21,982
[outro music]