♪ MTV ♪
[music]
[Narrator] On this episode of Cribs...
Oh, hello, MTV.
[Narrator] World-renowned burlesque artist
Dita Von Teese stuns MTV at her enchanting home
in Los Angeles, California.
It's a little bit like a museum, but it's very me here.
[tiger roars]
[Dita] This was a tiger in captivity
more than a hundred years ago.
So, this guy was not hunted.
[tiger growls]
Just for your peace of mind.
[Narrator] Then basketball player Scotty Pippen, Jr.
takes MTV around his fun and chill Los Angeles condo.
I got my golf clubs here, my dad just bought me those.
I haven't been able to use 'em yet,
but Dad, I'mma golf one day with you.
[Narrator] But first...
Hey, MTV!
[Narrator] Actor Janel Parrish
shines at her sleek, serene mansion
in southern California.
[Janel] Can't ever do sit-ups
without this guy wanting to hang out.
[music]
See?
Motivates me to do my workout.
Good boy!
[music]
♪ Come on, come on (Mm-hm) ♪
♪ Come on and follow me ♪
♪ Come on, come on ♪
♪ Come on and follow me ♪
♪ Right here's where you wanna be ♪
Hey MTV, it's Janel Parrish. Welcome to my crib.
Come on in.
♪ Let's jump into the good life ♪
[music]
♪ Get ready for a good time ♪
♪ Let's jump, jump, jump into the good life ♪
First, I have to introduce you to the stars of the house.
This is Mr. Moose...
And this is Little Miss Kleo.
Say hello. They're my babies.
And they will follow us into literally every single room.
♪ I just came around to say hello-lo-lo-lo-lo ♪
Let me take you into where the magic happens:
my kitchen.
I'm a huge cook.
I love to cook, it's like my therapy.
And this is, like, my dream kitchen.
We have this built-in breakfast bar here,
where people can kind of sit.
So, I'll be in here cooking,
and I still feel like I'm right in the middle of everything.
And I love how big and open this space is,
that we can put our giant dining room table here.
This is an important place for us to host family and friends.
Here's the best part of the fridge.
It appears like magic. All you do is abracadabra.
Wait, let me try that one more time.
Abracadabra. Ahh!
Look at that, it's so pretty!
I forgot to, like, curate this for you.
But what you're getting here is real life.
I have to, at any given time,
have a couple different hot sauces.
Oh, can't forget all the Asian sauces.
Because what kind of Asian would I be
if I didn't have all of my Asian sauces?
And if you look in my pantry,
I think I have, like, three things of soy sauce
just in case.
♪ Count your blessings when you're feelin' like this ♪
♪ For the good vibes just don't end ♪
♪ I swear I'm feelin' so good ♪
This is our backyard.
I love just opening these doors, and now we're outside.
We kind of have, like, our own little oasis.
You can often find me here, in the hot tub at night,
with a glass of red wine.
We have this amazing custom barbecue area.
My husband is the grill master.
I will marinate the meat,
and he will come out here and grill it and do his thing.
And also can't forget that this is Moose's yard.
Come on, want me to chase you?
Come on, [indistinct]!
Good boy!
Come on, Moose, let's show them upstairs.
♪ Let me show you how I do ♪
♪ Come on, give me somethin' new ♪
I wanna show you our outdoor gym.
Come with me.
So, I really don't love working out,
but I always feel so much better when I do.
I usually like to sit here and do my little abs,
but it gets challenging, and you're about to see why.
Can't ever do sit-ups without this guy wanting to hang out.
But I can do this.
♪ You got this, stand up ♪
See?
Motivates me to do my workout.
Good boy! Good boy!
♪ You're a all-star for a day ♪
This is my office.
It's full of memorabilia from my career.
Over here is my music space. Here's my piano.
I sit here, I love to sing. I love to write.
This is my little spot for doing that.
These are the chair backs from three of my favorite projects
I've ever done.
We have Bratz: The Movie, which was my first movie ever.
Then we have Pretty Little Liars.
♪ A little gossip, so hard to stop it ♪
I mean, I feel like gave me the career that I have.
And then To All The Boys I've Loved Before.
Speaking of Bratz, here is our poster.
To this day, I still get girls that come up to me and say,
"Thank you so much for playing Jade in Bratz.
"It was the first time I ever saw an, like,
a girl that looks like me represented on film."
And here is my Bratz doll!
Do you see the resemblance?
Let me make her face.
♪ You will never see anything like this before ♪
♪ Got a brand-new feelin', da, da, da-da, da ♪
So, come with me to one of my favorite rooms in this house.
This bathroom!
It's like a spa, and I am a huge bath girl.
I have to start every day with a bath,
and it's like a spiritual experience.
I will stay in this bathtub for a while.
Being in water is so grounding for me.
Maybe 'cause I'm from Hawaii.
And over here, we have his-and-hers sinks.
I know it doesn't look like it, because it's so clean.
But actually, I'm a packrat when it comes to makeup.
So, they are all confined to this drawer.
We'll see how long that lasts.
♪ I can choose, yeah, what I like ♪
♪ (What I like) There ain't no rules ♪
Welcome to my Sex in the City Carrie Bradshaw dream closet.
However, I did have to share it with my husband.
This is my side.
Isn't she pretty?
I have my shoes, I have my clothes, my jewelry.
But truly, I am such a handbag girl.
Let me show you my husband's side of the closet.
Here is his Gucci bag.
Just kidding.
This was supposed to be my husband's side of the closet,
but I kind of have infiltrated his space.
This is mine, these are mine.
It's less half and half, and I would say more like 75-25.
But you know, marriage, compromise, right?
♪ You wanna start livin' when you're feelin' yourself ♪
♪ Okay ('Kay) ♪
This is our bedroom.
Me and Chris and our two pups,
we spend so much time here cuddled up.
I'm turning 35 next week, and I sleep with Alfred.
I've been sleeping with a stuffed animal
since I was a baby.
But he is some type of weighted stuffed animal for anxiety.
I can't sleep without him.
Truly. And I just love him.
Like another pillow.
[music]
Alright, this is our rooftop.
Sunsets out here are amazing.
Kleo loves her new couch.
And actually, right there is the airport.
So, it's kinda cool, actually,
to come out here and watch the planes take off.
Uh-oh, there goes a plane right now.
It's pretty cool.
♪ This is the life ♪
[music]
♪ Feels so nice ♪
♪ La, la, la ♪
Alright MTV, thank you for coming to my crib.
You don't gotta go home, but you can't stay here.
Bye!
♪ This is the life ♪
[Narrator] Coming up, we enjoy some guilty pleasures
with professional basketball player
Scotty Pippen, Jr., at his chill LA crib.
I pretty much bake cookies every night.
I know I probably shouldn't be eating that.
And now let's check out the fridge.
Like I said, I gotta have my cookies.
♪ 6-1, now you know I come from [indistinct] ♪
♪ I got the sauce, Alfredo ♪
♪ Wake up in the morning to a bag of pesos ♪
♪ I got a stack, Legos ♪
♪ One to three, hey, do, re, mi ♪
♪ Post a pic in my fit, and it go crazy ♪
Hey MTV, it's Scotty Pippen, Jr.
Welcome to my crib. Come on in.
♪ So, let's go (Let's go, let's go, hey) ♪
♪ Gotta get it, gotta get it (Okay) ♪
♪ Let's go (Let's go, let's go) ♪
♪ Yeah, I gotta get it, gotta get it, hey ♪
So, this is my new place.
You know, I just moved in here recently.
It's an open floor plan, so I'm very excited about it.
When you first walk in my apartment,
one of the things I wanted to make sure I had was my jerseys.
This was my rookie year jersey with the Lakers.
♪ We number one (Number one like that) ♪
[Scotty] Makin' it to the NBA was a dream of mine
since I was a little kid.
It definitely made me feel proud to put it up there.
My second jersey I ended up hangin' up
was my Vanderbilt jersey.
Number two. Growin' up, I was Scotty, Jr.
So, people in my family always called me Deuce.
So, I always had to rock the two.
Last but not least, I got my dad's jersey.
I don't know if you guys heard of him,
but Scotty Pippen, he played for the Bulls.
Hall of famer.
♪ Let's make a toast, make a toast, yo ♪
Growin' up as a kid,
I had this same jersey hung up above my bed.
So, I eventually got it in my apartment now.
So, I think it's definitely cool to see.
♪ There's always a little bit more ♪
♪ Give it all, you can give it, give more ♪
Well, let's check out my kitchen.
I got a couple fireplaces goin'.
Try to keep it cozy in here.
But one of my favorite parts of the kitchen
is the coffee machine.
I got my little sister on a mug.
She gets mad when I drink outta this cup.
It tastes fire.
I got the oven.
Yeah, I pretty much bake cookies every night.
I know I probably shouldn't be eating that.
And now let's check out the fridge.
I try to keep it clean and neat.
But like I said, I gotta have my cookies.
♪ Sweet like a cherry, cherry, maraschino ♪
[Scotty] This is my formal dining room.
We got a special guest. This is our dog, Cruz.
This room is pretty much just big group gatherings.
Usually late nights, I like to kick it here with my friends.
Hang out, a lot of Monopoly games,
a lot of card games.
A lotta cheating happens here on these tables.
[music]
[Scotty] So, this was a fun addition I had to my house.
Havin' a pop-a-shot machine.
This is my boy Joe,
and this is my brother Preston who actually lives with me.
When I was a kid, I always had a pop-a-shot machine,
so I knew when I had my own place, just to have one.
I have to practice late at night.
When I'm bored, I can just come and just get some shots up.
♪ You get me goin', you keep me movin' ♪
Now let's go into the living room.
This area is pretty cozy.
Late at night, watchin' movies, put the sectionals together.
Next, I have a keyboard, kinda play a little bit.
Mainly my little brother playing,
so Preston, show 'em a little somethin'.
So, growin' up as a kid,
he used to always play in the mornings,
and I would be kinda mad 'cause I'd be tryin' to sleep in
and stuff like that.
[Preston] I'll let you try to go ahead.
I got a little somethin' for y'all.
[plays a few notes...]
That's all I got though for today.
♪ Just do what you wanna do ♪
Well y'all, this is the balcony.
One of the main features I like about this balcony
is that the doors slide all the way open,
so when you're in the living room,
you get to feel like you're still outside.
So, I usually come out here in the morning
when I'm drinking coffee.
Cruz is usually out here,
that's why you see his tennis ball.
Also, my bedroom leads to the balcony as well,
so if I ever wanted to just wake up and come outside,
I can do that as well.
♪ So close, I can taste it ♪
Now, this is my bedroom.
Most of my house is pretty much neutral colors,
that's why I have the white with the brown pillows.
I like to keep it more of, like, a little cozy look.
But when I'm not takin' a nap, I'm not sleepin', I'm gaming.
I have a pretty dope set-up here.
When I'm not playin' basketball, most of my time is spent here.
♪ Mission is clear, you know I'm on it ♪
♪ No blueprint, but I create it as I'm goin' ♪
This is my bathroom.
It's big, it's spacious.
First off, we have the bath tub.
I like to take Epsom salt baths whenever I'm feeling sore
just to take care of my body.
Got all the necessities here.
This is my, pretty much my daily scent.
And then I got my floss sticks,
I always kinda keep those with me.
♪ Technicolor, color, color, color ♪
[music]
So, this room right here is my guest bedroom,
but right now I'm kind of using it as a styling room.
Shout-out my stylist, Justin [indistinct].
Picks out some game day fits for me.
You know, when I'm at home, I'm usually wearin'
somethin' casual, somethin' just to chill in.
But when I'm on the road or walkin' through the town,
I usually like to step up my style
and just show my own fashion side.
I got my golf clubs here.
My dad just bought me those.
Dad, I'mma golf one day with you.
♪ I am the one, I am the one ♪
So, this room right here is my brother Preston's room.
Luckily, we caught him while he's not in here.
We've been livin' together since I moved here.
He's super neat,
so he doesn't really like anyone in his personal space.
[Preston] What is this?
This is not part of the tour, I need everyone out.
This is, this is private property.
Alright y'all, we gotta go.
Let's get outta here.
♪ Whoo, child, they get revolted in this heat ♪
♪ Uh-huh ♪
♪ One, two, when I walk, they can't blink ♪
♪ I say, I say ♪
Well MTV, I'm glad you guys were able to come
check out my crib.
You guys don't have to go home, but you gotta get outta here.
We're about to kick it and watch some movies.
Peace.
♪ Every day is a day to slay ♪
♪ Every day is a day I slay ♪
[Narrator] Coming up, we see burlesque artist
Dita Von Teese's epic red-bottom shoe collection.
This is my famous shoe closet.
People always ask me how many pairs of shoes I have,
and I have never counted.
These are Aurora Borealis, these are actually clear.
Can you see the difference?
Is it just me?
♪ Uh-oh ♪
♪ You don't have to say that you like my style ♪
♪ Trust me, boy, I know what I like ♪
♪ You don't have to sweet talk me ♪
♪ Keep it real if you want me here ♪
♪ You don't have to say that I'm this and that ♪
♪ I'm all that and that's a fact ♪
Oh hello, MTV.
I'm Dita Von Teese,
and I'm about to show you around my crib.
Let's go.
♪ I hear it back ♪
♪ I got it in my head ♪
♪ I know I am ♪
♪ The best you ever had ♪
♪ I hear it back ♪
♪ The chemistry we have ♪
Welcome, this is my entryway.
I'm a big collector of vintage things.
For people like me,
we just like to have our collections around us.
So, it's a little bit like a museum,
but it's very me here.
I guess you can't help but notice my tiger.
This was a tiger in captivity more than a hundred years ago,
so this guy was not hunted.
Just for your peace of mind.
[music]
♪ Everybody do the Charleston, move it ♪
This is my living room.
I go to the flea markets on weekends.
Buy things like this sofa for $100,
and then buy this fabric for $100,
and then we put it all together, and it's fabulous.
I have a lot of vintage taxidermy.
[music]
[ducks quacking]
My precious swan taxidermies, antique.
I know a lot of you love cats.
I know some of you don't like cats,
I don't understand you people.
But this is my glamour puss.
She's a Devon Rex, she has curly hair.
And no, I did not set her hair for the shot today.
It's natural, huh, girl?
This is my bookshelf.
I'm a historian of burlesque in America in the 1930s and '40s.
So, I have lots of rare books.
There's cat toys everywhere, also.
They're everywhere.
♪ One, two, three, gimme what you need ♪
[Dita] This is my dining room.
If you haven't noticed by now,
I really love technicolor, beautiful things.
This dining room set I purchased at the flea market
and then had it redone.
I had this mirror painted.
So, legend has it that Robert Smith from The Cure
used to keep a red lipstick on a string by his door,
so he could quickly put it on.
And, you know, I actually asked him in person once.
I said, "Is that true that you used to keep a lipstick
on a string by your door?"
And he said, "Yes, at one stage in my life.
That is very true."
So, there you have it.
♪ I've been seeing all kinds ♪
♪ Every day, there's change ♪
This is my kitchen.
Lots of color.
One of the most interesting things
about this kitchen is probably this beautiful AGA stove.
It's got a boiling plate and a simmering plate,
and all of these different ovens are different temperatures,
and you kinda move things around.
It's pretty complicated, but, you know.
Obviously, by my décor, you can tell
that I am a little bit complicated.
[music]
I know you like to see what's in the fridge.
There's not much in here right now,
because I'm making a big Vegas show.
But I do have my favorite recreational beverages here.
♪ We poppin' bottles in the limo (Poppin' bottles) ♪
I got one of these, I got one of these...
A lot of these.
♪ Yeah, I'm livin' that life ♪
That's all I need, bye, MTV, I gotta go.
No, I have to keep going.
[meow!]
♪ That's what I'm talking 'bout, that's what I'm talking 'bout ♪
♪ And when you see me, ain't no doubt ♪
♪ That's what I'm talking 'bout ♪
So, this is my woman cave, where I read my filthy magazines
on the only comfortable sofa.
It's not even really that comfortable, actually.
But you know, the only kinda comfortable sofa in the house.
♪ My waistline, I'm slim ♪
This is my vintage Pilates equipment
for working out on.
That's the original machine that was used in the 1940s.
Beneath this vintage pin-up painting,
I keep my TV in here.
There it is.
This is my art deco cocktail bar.
I've got bar-noculars here.
I bring these with me to a concert.
It's really a flask.
[music]
Don't mind me.
♪ That's what I'm talking 'bout ♪
[Narrator] Coming up, we continue our journey
with burlesque legend Dita Von Teese
at her whimsical Hollywood home.
This is where I do my hair.
Sit here. Actually...
Add a little bit more hairspray.
Oh, oh, a hair out of place.
Was it like that the whole time?
Did you not tell me I had a hair out of place?
[music]
Let's go upstairs, I have some of my favorite paintings.
And I got a very big tassel right here.
Now, where the magic happens, it's behind this beautiful door.
You ready?
♪ The most beautiful diamonds eyes ♪
This is my famous shoe closet.
People always ask me how many pairs of shoes I have,
and I have never counted.
One of my very close friends is Christian Louboutin,
so 90% of these shoes are all from Christian.
And the other 10% are, like, from Target.
Bunny slippers. These are my Lou-boot-ins.
♪ Gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme that swing ♪
What about these?
♪ I'm not gonna say I'll make you pay ♪
♪ But you better run for cover ♪
[Dita] They're all a little bit different.
These are Aurora Borealis, these are actually clear.
Can you see the difference?
Is it just me?
♪ Spark it, light it up ♪
[music]
Okay, this is my closet.
I collect vintage clothes from the 1930s, '40s, '50s,
so I have a lot of my vintage collection in here.
I have a cape section over here.
Here's a cape.
Here's a very dramatic cape.
I wore this for the premiere of Don't Worry Darling,
in which I preformed a champagne glass act.
Oh, here's my backpack.
Let's just have a quick rehearsal, shall we?
For Dita Las Vegas.
This is not a very practical stage here.
But it's gonna be great.
♪ Giddy up, giddy up, giddy up, let's go ♪
♪ Giddy up, giddy up, let's go ♪
And this is the bedroom.
This is my idea of serenity.
The most simplistic and light colors
that I have in the house.
As you can see, the cats love this bed.
For those of you that don't know,
I design lingerie.
I have a candy-colored box of underpinnings here.
Shameless self promotion.
♪ Check that mirror, now what do you see? ♪
This is where I do my hair.
This is where I do my do.
Sit here. I actually...
Add a little bit more hairspray.
Oh, oh, a hair out of place.
Was it like that the whole time?
Did you not tell me that I had a hair out of place?
[music]
♪ Ain't nobody like me ♪
This is my outdoor area.
This is my grapevine.
It's a little bit aggressive.
This is where I like to entertain.
So, this pool here was won in a sweepstakes in 1935.
It was one of the first pools in all of Hollywood Hills.
I never go in it, it's freezing.
It's ice cold.
And this is my pool house pub.
♪ She a bad one ♪
I wanted to have another place to put my little collections in,
my little Toby Jugs.
Some people have a tiki bar.
Why shouldn't I have a little pub to hang out in
when I have parties?
Pub is closing for business.
♪ Yeah, she bad, bad ♪
♪ I'm at the top, you know ♪
♪ So fly from head to toe ♪
[music]
♪ Let loose, just let it go ♪
Okay, MTV.
I showed you my shoe room, my woman cave,
you met all my cats.
Now it's time to go.
Bye!
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