[Male singer] ♪ MTV ♪
[Female narrator] On this episode of "Cribs",
MTV's host and executive producer of "Catfish",
Nev Schulman, gives us the exposé on his cozy
Hollywood Hills crib.
It's a pretty heavy, full load here.
Whoop, it's like a sack of gold.
Yeah, I feel like a bank robber with this thing.
[Narrator] Then former "Bachelorette" star and
Miss Alabama USA, Hannah Brown, charms us with her adorable
Santa Monica crib.
This is the skirt I had my infamous moment saying that
I've had sex and Jesus still loves me.
Yeah, I guess that's what people know me for.
[Narrator] But first, actor and comedian Jimmy O. Yang
shows off his fun Los Angeles crib.
It's the karaoke room!
They always have, like, abbreviations in, like,
the Koreatown ones,
so this is the J and B, the BJ karaoke room.
[crickets chirping]
Okay.
[music]
♪ I got a real ambition for this cash ♪
♪ Thirteen years old with a shoebox stash ♪
♪ I'm always up to something Never sitting on my -- ♪
♪ Yeah I got a real, real addiction for this cash ♪
Hey MTV, welcome to my crib.
God, I've always wanted to say that!
We made it, Mom!
♪ Yeah, and Larry Bird 'em ♪
♪ I know you heard Ten toes never in no hurry ♪
♪ I call shots, you heard ♪
♪ Money talking What's the word? ♪
Come on in.
I got this house in the beginning of the pandemic,
very lucky because there's a beautiful backyard here.
But we did a lot of work, and now with my girlfriend's help,
it's all open concept.
And this is probably the most famous part of the house.
Everybody welcome to Jimmy's kitchen!
♪ Baby, oh yeah I love it ♪
That's my beautiful girlfriend, Bri, over there.
Bri gets her own cooking show every day.
I work from home just so I can have a free lunch.
Yes, and a free Jamon all day.
This is a lifetime supply of Jamon.
So every now and then, whenever we get hungry,
I just shave off a little piece.
-Do you like that? -It's so good.
This is where the magic happens.
Jimmy's kitchen, we've got a sauce caddy here.
You've gotta have fish sauce. Szechuan pepper oil,
sesame oil and Chinese soy sauce.
You've gotta have at least five different soy sauces.
We've got a homegrown tomato here that I'm waiting
for it to ripe.
A homegrown habanero.
And a homegrown high school picture of me.
My dad was so cheap, he just photocopied a proof
and laminated it.
Bri, you wanna show them the fridge?
Yep.
This is always my favorite part of Cribs, to see how people
stock their fridge. Of course, we've got the standard Gatorade.
But the pride and joy here, Bri, is my homemade tomato sauce
with tomatos from the garden.
-It's the best tomato sauce. -Yeah, it's pretty dang good.
This is, I guess, carpet art
from the actual set of Silicon Valley.
This was in the hacker house.
When we first started dating, I noticed. I was like,
I remember that from the show.
It's probably the only reason why she stays.
It's this painting.
That and the Polycade.
Yes, yes, okay. Let's take you guys over here.
This is my baby, the Polycade.
It has like, 2-3,000 games-- like, unlimited games.
You gotta press start. Press start, babe. Press start.
I'm dying. Okay, hang on here.
Oh, we'll circle back.
♪ You're mad, bad honey ♪
♪ Just clap Everybody move for a minute ♪
♪ Just groove Gotta do your dance ♪
We got O. Yang's Bar, custom neon sign.
And then some of our favorite furniture pieces.
And this penis statue.
[Woman] Oh yeah!
Some of you guys might know from Space Force ,
on the episode that I wrote.
And my dad is in the episode.
He's actually holding this bronze penis.
How many sons can say that they made their father hold
a bronze penis on a TV show? Not a lot.
♪ I'ma break it off Let me be your motivation ♪
♪ To stay and give it tonight ♪
And this is our bedroom, where some of the magic happens.
It's a very nice bedroom, very quaint, but all the nice stuff
here, like this beautiful painting for her--
this is a career milestone celebration.
It's a beautiful, kind of expensive piece of art.
My career milestone celebrations,
I just buy, like, $300 Jordans.
This jacket I wore to the Crazy Rich Asians premiere.
It's custom made by my boy from Chicago.
I think that's all in the bedroom.
♪ Pick up a bag if you ask me ♪
♪ You're gonna be a fad if you ask me ♪
Welcome to the office.
This is where the work magic happens.
I won the comedy award this year from the Unforgettable Gala,
it's like the Asian Golden Globes.
This is Dave Chapelle as Clayton Bigsby.
I think he's a huge inspiration for me getting into standup.
Over here, me and Bri visited Thailand, and we went to the
Lanna Kingdom Elephant Sanctuary.
What's special about this picture frame
is that it's made out of elephant poop.
Yeah. Why don't you smell it?
♪ Go tell the weatherman I said I want it sunny outside ♪
And now it's time to show you guys the outdoor space.
♪ Go tell the weatherman I send good thanks ♪
♪ For all the things that he's done ♪
I don't there's a lot of gardening going on
in MTV Cribs. I might be the first gardner here.
So we got beautiful, massive scallions.
These awesome habaneros.
Nice habanero here. I'm not gonna eat that. It's very spicy.
Next to it, you have a very soothing monolith
of a water fountain. I always thought fountains were useless,
just pumping water, but it's very soothing.
And it's just kind of baller.
♪ Okay I like the bartender ♪
♪ Yeah, if you're lookin' for me ♪
This is our Tiki bar.
It used to be an old tool shed that we turned into this
beautiful little bar.
This is by far my favorite room in the house.
It's so fun.
We've been collecting our Tiki glasses here.
Some of these are antique. Some of them, we just bought.
We also have a kegirator. We have a keg of Coors Light
and this Tiki sangria, which is just actually Sapporo.
[Jimmy] I like my beer goggles.
The trick is to put beer goggles over my regular goggles.
Mm. [sighs] It's very Tiki.
And this is our secret Tiki hideout.
But we actually have one more surprise spot for you guys,
a very secret room in the house, a sex dungeon.
No, not at all.
♪ You went oh, oh, oh ♪
♪ You went yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
-It's the karaoke room! -Yay!
Hey, what's the design inspiration here?
Okay, it's all Chinese Art Deco, but more specifically
everything's from Hong Kong.
We wanted to make a really fun.
Welcome to Jimmy and Bri's karaoke room.
They always have, like, abbreviations in, like,
the Koreatown ones, so this is the
J and B, the BJ...
karaoke room.
Okay.
What song do you wanna sing, babe?
Uh, why don't we do a classic? Let's do Walking on Sunshine .
Oh! Of course.
♪ I'm walking on sunshine Whoo ooh ♪
♪ I'm walking on sunshine Whoa oh ♪
♪ And it's time to feel good ♪
♪ I got a feeling I feel it ♪
♪ My head is at home ♪
♪ And when I'm breathing I breathe in ♪
♪ I'm letting it go ♪
♪ No, no more sleeping No reason to be in here alone ♪
Bye MTV! Thanks for coming to our crib! You don't gotta leave,
but ya gotta get the [bleep] up outta here.
♪ I got a feeling ♪
Bye! Bye MTV! Say hi to Rick Ross for me!
♪ No more digging up the sad souls ♪
[Narrator] Coming up, it's game night with family man,
Nev Schulman.
Any house needs to have a game closet.
Just stack them up on me.
We love games!
♪ They see me rollin' ♪
♪ They hatin' Patrollin' ♪
♪ And tryin' to catch me ridin' dirty ♪
♪ Tryin' to catch me ridin' dirty ♪
What's up, MTV? And welcome to my crib.
Let's get the crew.
♪ They can see me lean I'm tint ♪
♪ so it ain't easy to be seen ♪
All right. All right, first up. Come on, Beau, come on out.
Woo, Yay! All right, next up.
Big sister, Cleo! Whoo!
Last but not least, baby Cy Cy!
And of course, my incredible wife, Laura.
Hi. Welcome.
[Nev] All right, what you've got here is a
1989 Cadillac Brougham De Elegance limousine.
Custom red velour interior. It's got six doors. It's super cool.
Growing up, my favorite movie was "Dumb and Dumber".
And at the very beginning of that movie, Jim Carrey is
driving a 1989 Cadillac limousine just like this.
And then over here, this is a classic Chevy C10 with
a beautiful, big new engine, sports suspension, super fast.
Now, probably my favorite is this.
This is a 1992 Jeep Cherokee.
Pretty much anybody who grew up in the '80s or '90s
made out in one of these cars for sure.
It's just a great car.
All right, so that's it for the cars.
Now I think it's time to head on up to the house.
♪ But the sun ♪
♪ keeps on shinin' ♪
♪ And the car ♪
♪ keeps on drivin' ♪
Are you guys in the house already?
Yeah, wait a second. Did you take off your sh--
Oh wait, they must've taken their shoes off here.
This is where we keep our shoes. So this is basically it.
It's a pretty small house, built in 1958.
Everything's basically just
right off of this one, open little space.
♪ Oh, have fun Oh, have fun ♪
♪ Is to stay up all night long ♪
♪ with you ♪
Welcome to the-the crib.
[Nev] Every crib needs a crib.
Well, this is dirty. Take this out. Take this out!
Quick, hide the dirt!
-No, it's fine. -Hide the dirt!
I meant to do this the other day, but I forgot.
It's a pretty heavy full load here.
It's a--whoops!
Everybody's smelling that. You're lucky you can't smell
that at home because it's disgusting.
It's like a sack of gold.
I feel like a bank robber with this thing.
♪ You can call me a natural born sinner ♪
♪ Don't mince your words, baby Say what you mean ♪
-This is the main-- -[Laura] Living room.
This is where we crawl around, hang around, lay on the floor.
It's cozy. We like to play, let the kids crawl around,
pillow fights, build a fort.
Any house needs to have a game closet.
There's a light in there too, you know.
Look who we keep in here.
Max, my co-host from "Catfish", of course.
-[Laura] Old co-host. -My old co-host. Excuse me.
This was my favorite game growing up.
Just stack 'em up on me.
[bell dings] [bell dings]
-We love games! -We love games!
♪ Life is good Oh, oh, oh, oh ♪
♪ We gotta keep movin' too Life is good ♪
All right, guys. Welcome to the kitchen.
Wow! So big, so spacious!
You know, a lot of people-- A lot of people like to brag
about having giant, open kitchens with a chef's counter.
I don't have any of that stuff. Look, we like a cozy kitchen.
All right, it's got what you need.
I kind of threw some stuff away, but I don't know--
Why don't you take a look inside the fridge here?
-[Laura] Hey. Okay. -[Nev] It looks pretty healthy.
The most important thing in our fridge is honestly, though--
Beau, what is this?
-Jelly. -Jelly.
-Yeah.
-You want something? -Honestly, did you notice how
we opened the fridge and the kids come running like--
-That was incredible. -It's like a bell.
They can hear it. It's like a dog whistle.
[bell ringing]
Look, he's sitting down for a meal.
[Narrator] Coming up, we pillow talk with "MTV Catfish's"
Nev Schulman inside his fun family abode.
Ah. [Kissing]
This is the most action this bed has seen in--I don't know.
I don't need any more children.
[baby crying]
♪ You look like a good time ♪
You guys are already in here? Get outta here!
This is our private space!
Since they're here, we might as well.
♪ We spike when we're alone in a crowded room ♪
♪ But you really light up when it's just us two ♪
-This is our bedroom. -A lot of snuggling happening
in here.
Not a lot of sleep happens because with three kids,
you rarely get any sleep.
We love our bedroom. We love the view.
We love our big bed.
Aw. [kissing]
The most action this bed has seen in--I don't know.
I don't need any more children.
♪ So it ain't goin' down like this, right ♪
So I'm now officially celibate. The bed is just for sleeping
and snuggling now, nothing else.
Now it's time to check out one of the cutest features
of this house, the guest house.
Or as we like to call it, the casita.
♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ♪
♪ Whew ♪
♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ♪
We actually have a guest here right now.
-This is our lucky day. -What up, Cribs ?
Give them the full intro, Maia.
Hey guys, my name's Maia and welcome to my crib.
-Is that good? -[Laura] Yeah.
By the way, how long are you going to be staying here?
-Uh, until you kick me out. -Okay.
It's been a couple of weeks already.
When someone says they're coming for a couple of days
and then they unpack this, you start to ask a few questions.
Maia's here for a while, but we love having her. It's great.
♪ Champion status The baddest ♪
♪ Anything to go with me I'ma ravage ♪
Our backyard is where we spend most of our time.
A giant pool, chill lounge zone over there.
-I'm gonna dip my toes in. -Oh, you're gonna get right in?
Yeah, come on! Dip your toes in! Get your little toesies in.
[Nev] Then over here-- you ready for this?
Hello MTV, welcome to my crib.
Here's my stool, my chairs, my chair next to the window
where I can call someone. And here's my other windows
and my water bottle. Get out of my crib!
♪ It started with a whisper ♪
♪ And that was when I kissed her ♪
♪ And then she made my lips burn ♪
♪ I can hear the chitchat ♪
All right, MTV. Thanks for checking out our crib,
but now it's time for you to go and us to play.
-Get outta here! -Bye!
♪ Everybody talks Everybody talks ♪
[Nev] Whoo
♪ Yeah ♪
[Narrator] Coming up, the sweet and confident Hannah Brown
gives MTV the keys to her charming Los Angeles home.
This is where I'm using the squatty potty.
It's awesome. I don't know. Something about the positioning.
It's better to sit like this when you gotta go.
[toilet flushing]
♪ Date night Tomorrow night ♪
♪ Live the moment The moment ♪
♪ I let you have a moment ♪
♪ Why don't you say so? ♪
♪ It's been a long time I'm sure ♪
♪ Feel it now ♪
Hey MTV, come on in.
I'm Hannah Brown, and welcome to my little crib.
♪ If you want me Scream it, shout it ♪
♪ Babe ♪
This is definitely a for-now home and I love it.
♪ Hit me like a meteor ♪
This is the living room.
We don't have that much space, so it was really important
for me to have, like, a bigger couch so more people could sit
and have community.
The best place to sit in the couch
is right here, because you can sit this way or this way.
This is my spot, of course.
I was on "The Bachelor" and "Bachelorette".
My boyfriend had never watched it, so we just now got
into watching it together.
It's so funny because, like, he gives a lot of commentary.
And as someone who's, like, been on that other side,
sometimes we get in arguments. I'm like, you don't really
know what's going on.
♪ All I wanna get is ♪
♪ A little bit closer ♪
Just a few inches this way,
we have the dining room.
For me, it's all about being able to have people over,
entertain, so as much as I can have seating area for people
to come over and hang out with me, the better.
I've left out a very important part of this home.
[dog barking]
This is Wally, eight months old. I can't make him do anything.
But he's so dang cute.
[toy squeaking] [dog barking]
Come here.
Okay, so this is the kitchen.
The kitchen and I have a very interesting relationship.
I want to like it, but every time I try to cook,
the fire alarm goes off. It stresses me out.
[alarm beeping]
So here's the fridge. Got some bacon, eggs because I will make
that even though I somehow still don't make those taste good.
I don't know. I have a thing for sparkling water.
There's so many different types of butter.
There's vegan butter, salted butter, unsalted.
I don't know why we're talking about butter. Okay. That's it.
♪ I love money in a way that money make me ♪
♪ So I gotta get it ♪
This is what I like to call the three in one.
The apartment only has two bedrooms,
so the second bedroom really is three spaces in one.
This is kind of like my office area.
You've gotta have the bomb lighting,
so we've got that over here.
Got my Peloton. Over here is my mirror ball trophy.
I won Dancing with the Stars . Shoot, what season? Season 28.
Season 28. It was really grueling, but like, so fun.
Before we leave the room, let me show you one more thing,
the closet.
You've been warned. It's packed to the rim.
This is the skirt from when I was The Bachelorette
and I had my infamous moment of
saying that I've had sex and Jesus still loves me.
It's, uh--Yeah, I guess that's what people know me for.
I meant business. Rawr.
♪ Sweet dreams are made of this ♪
♪ Who am I to disagree? ♪
Here's the bedroom
Where a lot of good sleeping happens.
So I have narcolepsy, so it's really important that
I keep a room that really enhances my quality of sleep.
My doctor says the only things that can happen
here is sleep and sex.
[wolf whistle]
And that's all you use the bed for.
♪ La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, da, da ♪
This is our main bathroom. It has a his and her sink.
Bless his heart, Adam's little spot most of the time is, like,
he has his little dot kit and that's it over here.
This is where I take showers and use the squatty potty.
It's awesome. When you gotta go, your body was meant--
I don't know. Something about the positioning.
It's better to sit like this when you gotta go.
And it just helps everything,
you know, get to where it needs to go, which is out.
So I love my squatty potty.
♪ Bring another life into the spotlight ♪
The balcony is really what sold me on this space.
You can see the mountains and the ocean.
When the sun sets down, it is truly magical.
I'm a great dog mom. I'm just not the best plant mom yet.
This is something that I feel like I can't mess up
because it does it all inside. I really like it, and I think
it's pretty and green.
♪ I think I'm comin' alive yeah ♪
♪ I think I'm comin' alive with you ♪
All right, MTV. Thank you so much for stopping by today.
You're welcome back anytime, but I've got dog mom duty now,
so we'll see you around. Say bye, Wally. Bye.
♪ I have this feeling, baby, now that I've found you ♪
[Narrator] Next time on "Cribs", model and influencer Stas
shows off her opulent crib in the Hollywood Hills.
I have all my sunglasses on display.
I think my favorite pair is probably these Prada ones.
I'm really into Prada right now.
I'm wearing a Prada bodysuit.
[Narrator] Then Mario Lopez and his hilarious family
teach us a TikTok dance at their California crib.
Boom, boom, away, you, phone, you, hey.
[Narrator] And reunited and it feels so good.
It's MTV VJ Pauly Shore back to show off his nostalgic
Las Vegas crib.
This I stole, okay? I stole it from some hotel.
♪ Woo, that's so cute Woo ♪
[music]