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♪ MTV ♪
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Raycon Headquarters Miami!
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[Female announcer]
On this episode of Cribs,
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we go on a wild ride
with R&B singer Ray J
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at his Rayconic Miami mansion.
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Sometimes I sit here
with a button-up shirt on,
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but I'm butt naked
at the bottom.
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But it's all good.
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[Narrator] And then
Southern celebutante
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Leslie Allen Jordan
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shows us around his
Hollywood bachelor pad.
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My refrigerator, it's
filled with delicious food--
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not!
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There's nothing in there!
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[Announcer] But first,
it's time to kick it
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with MTV royalty
Kristin Cavallari
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at her charming
Nashville homestead.
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I have a whole wall
dedicated to shoes.
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I am a shoe girl.
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I always have been,
I always will be.
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[theme music]
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[rooster crows]
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♪ Take me to the country,
show me where you're from ♪
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♪ I said, shawty,
you gon' love me ♪
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♪ And we gon' have some fun ♪
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♪ Just a lil bit ♪
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♪ Just a lil bit ♪
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♪ We gon' have some fun ♪
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What's up, MTV?
It's been a minute!
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Welcome to my crib.
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♪ Take me to the country,
show me where you're from ♪
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♪ I said, shawty,
you gon' love me ♪
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♪ And we gon' have some fun ♪
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I knew immediately the first
time I walked through this house
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that this was my house.
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It's so cozy and
peaceful and quiet.
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So I'm gonna take you around.
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♪ I'm a million-dollar baby and
a billion-dollar [ka-ching] ♪
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I used to go to LA quite a
bit for meetings, for press.
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And now I do all of my
Zoom meetings from here.
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Not only do I work
in here a lot,
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but my boys really
have taken over my office.
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The other night,
I opened up the drawers,
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and in this drawer was a
moldy, disgusting apple,
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and in the other drawer
was a bloody, snotty rag.
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And, um, as a mom, you never
know what you're gonna find
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when you open up these drawers.
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[music]
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Here we are in the living room,
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and the kitchen is
directly behind it.
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So when I'm cooking and
hanging out in there,
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this is usually where
my kids post up.
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It was really important
to me to have a couch
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that you just feel
like you sink into.
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And I'd say I checked that box
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because this couch is
very, very comfortable.
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[yawning]
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So the kitchen is where
I spend the most time.
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Everything that you see
in here is brand new,
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and I wanted it to feel feminine
without being overly sweet
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and just really feel like me.
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I know on Cribs,
a very big thing
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is looking in the
refrigerator, so...here you go.
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We eat pretty
healthy around here,
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so I always have chicken,
I have grass-fed beef.
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My kids and I made
a ton of gummies,
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so here are the
little gummy bears.
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We always have some
sort of fun thing
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that we're doing in the kitchen.
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And then I do have
a chicken coop,
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so I always have fresh eggs.
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And what's really cool
about eggs from a coop
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is that you can actually
leave them on your counter
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for a few weeks.
They won't go bad.
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Sometimes you'll get,
like, some little feathers
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or maybe even a little
chicken poop, but that's okay,
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because that's just
how it is out here.
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♪ Ooh ♪
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♪ I'm not the one
to mess with ♪
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And here's my master bathroom.
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It was kind of a cold bathroom
when I first moved in,
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so it was really important
to me just to warm it up.
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I brought in these black
mirrors and these white lights.
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Just made it a little
bit more feminine.
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This bathtub I love.
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I don't take baths as
often as I would like.
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Typically it's just
my kids that use this,
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like everything
else in the house.
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This is my favorite room
in the entire house.
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Come on in, I'm gonna show ya.
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This is where the magic happens
in my house, anyways.
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♪ Something good
for this necklace ♪
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♪ I'm conceding,
I got a reason ♪
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When you first walk in,
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I have a whole wall
dedicated to shoes.
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The ladder is really fun,
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and you can come up here,
get any kind of shoe you need.
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I am a shoe girl.
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I always have been,
I always will be.
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Here you have my closet.
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It just brings me so
much joy and happiness.
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As you can see, I have
two rows of clothes.
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And what you can do is
you can pull it down,
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go through your shirts,
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then just push it back up.
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I had a little Clueless moment.
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[Woman] Whatever!
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[Kristin] The very first thing
I ever spent real money on
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was this Chanel purse
when I was maybe 19.
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I just remember what a
big deal it was to me,
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to be able to finally
buy my own little Chanel.
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Very special piece.
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No matter what,
I'll never sell it.
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Maybe I'll give it to
my daughter one day,
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but that's it.
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♪ One shot, two shot,
get on my team ♪
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♪ He was a merry man
'til he gave me a ring ♪
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Welcome to my gym.
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I actually did all of this.
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When I bought the house,
the basement was unfinished.
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It was really important to me to
have somewhere where I can come
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and really have
everything that I want.
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Another big thing that I put in
was this infrared sauna.
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I love this thing so much.
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Sweating right
before you go to bed.
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After I'm in here,
I sleep like a baby.
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This is called a VersaClimber,
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and this thing
will kick your ass.
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Even just two minutes is brutal.
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It's a full-body workout.
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Yes, I'm in heels,
but yes, I will show you.
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Oh god, this is dangerous
with these heels on.
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So you do this,
and it's a full-body workout.
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And I'm telling you, after
two minutes, you'll be dying.
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♪ Ain't nobody gonna stop me ♪
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♪ Don't give up, the
future starts now ♪
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The pool definitely
is where it's at.
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We have a lot of fun up here.
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My kids are in the pool every
single day when it's warm out.
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So down here, we
have apple trees.
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And I have blueberries
and blackberry bushes.
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In my greenhouse right now,
I have a ton of basil.
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Let's see, I have carrots.
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I can show you
one of the carrots.
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These guys are
pretty much ready to go.
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Look at that!
How cool is that?
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I don't know why I think
growing your own food
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is the coolest
thing on the planet.
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[loud crunching]
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And then obviously, I have
my chicken coop over here.
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So here's where you get
all of the eggs out.
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Hi, guys!
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The last thing I'm gonna
show you is my guesthouse,
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which was actually the
original house on the property.
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And I think we're gonna
take my kids' go-kart over,
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because that's
what we usually do.
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[Woman] It's brutal out here.
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[music]
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Woo-hoo!
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Oh my god, we made it!
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Oh my god, I'm a little
too big for this.
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But we did it.
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Okay, so welcome
to the guesthouse.
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♪ No, no, honey, I'm good ♪
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♪ I can have another, but
I probably should not ♪
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This was the original
house on the property,
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so it has a lot of character.
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It really reminds me of,
like, an old, cool cabin.
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My favorite part about
this whole guesthouse
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is these original walls.
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I just think these walls alone,
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I feel like I
can't knock it down
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because they're so unique.
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This was actually my
grandmother's piano,
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so we've kept it in the family.
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And I actually can still
play Ring around the Rosie,
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if you guys wanna hear it.
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I'll give you
a little demo here.
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[plays Ring around the Rosie ]
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[plays wrong note]
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Oh, [bleep]!
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That last key, but I
was close, I was close.
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♪ Let the rain fall down
and wake my dreams ♪
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♪ Let it wash away my sanity ♪
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It's been really fun having
you back in my house, MTV.
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Hopefully, you guys
don't miss me too much.
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But you never know!
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Maybe I'll see ya
sooner than later.
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Mwah!
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Bye!
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♪ Let's go there ♪
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♪ Back to the beginning ♪
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[Announcer] Coming up,
Leslie Allen Jordan
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gives us the secret
to his Hollywood bod.
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Here is the routine
that keeps me so svelte.
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♪ I could be your fantasy ♪
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♪ I can tell you got
big, big energy ♪
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♪ There ain't too many of
'em that can handle me ♪
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♪ But I might let you
try it after Hennessy ♪
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♪ Make 'em sang to this
bang like a melody ♪
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♪ And if your girl ain't
right, I got the remedy ♪
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♪ There ain't too many of
'em that can handle me ♪
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[doorbell rings]
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Well, [bleep].
How y'all doing?
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Ha, ha!
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MTV, welcome to my crib!
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I'm Leslie Allen Jordan,
reporting for duty.
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♪ On the count of three,
bad -- get money ♪
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♪ Broke -- to the left,
we 'on't want it ♪
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♪ I'm the one they love to
hate, but they can't get past ♪
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♪ Pretty face, no waist,
and a big ol' bed ♪
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You may think, oh, well,
celebrities, you know,
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live in big mansions.
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Well, this is my mansion,
because I'm 4'11,
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I'm very small,
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so this is what I feel
most comfortable in.
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♪ Don't need nobody else,
so I still have fun ♪
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Oh, look!
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This is my fried egg sandwich.
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I'mma show you my refrigerator.
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It's filled with delicious food.
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Not!
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There's nothing in there.
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♪ Ooh, show 'em how you do it ♪
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Welcome to the
life of a bachelor.
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Let's go here into my
little teeny-tiny living area.
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♪ I want it all, want it all ♪
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♪ Yeah, I wanna see
my dream come true ♪
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This was my Emmy that
I won for Will & Grace.
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I went to Memphis.
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My Emmy went to
St. Louis, I think.
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It got lost.
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Finally I got it,
and she was broken.
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It's Gorilla Glue.
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But I love her so much.
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I watch a lot of TV, you know?
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And this is me right here,
cross this leg like this.
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Lean like this.
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Maybe 'cause it's made
me a whole lot of money.
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It's trashy to talk about money.
I shouldn't do that.
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Anyway, let's go out
here on the porch.
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♪ You don't wanna, you
don't wanna wake the lion ♪
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Over here I've got this tree.
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I'm scared to death of it.
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It's called Buddha's Fingers.
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And the fruit is
so frightening--
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it looks like
Little Shop of Horrors--
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that I pick it off and
I throw it off the balcony.
249
00:09:56,963 --> 00:09:58,431
It's scary looking.
250
00:09:58,431 --> 00:09:59,799
You know, let me
tell y'all something.
251
00:09:59,799 --> 00:10:01,634
The rumor was when
I first moved here
252
00:10:01,634 --> 00:10:05,305
that Tupac lived
in this building.
253
00:10:05,305 --> 00:10:06,806
I thought, I'mma find out.
254
00:10:06,806 --> 00:10:10,777
I went over to the,
uh, post office.
255
00:10:10,777 --> 00:10:12,946
This apartment.
256
00:10:12,946 --> 00:10:14,414
Honey, Tupac lived here.
257
00:10:14,414 --> 00:10:16,816
Sometimes I just feel
like a rebel and a thug,
258
00:10:16,816 --> 00:10:21,054
and I know that that's
Tupac talking to me.
259
00:10:21,054 --> 00:10:22,722
[chuckles]
260
00:10:26,859 --> 00:10:31,631
So here is the
bedroom, the budoir,
261
00:10:31,631 --> 00:10:33,333
where the magic happens.
262
00:10:33,333 --> 00:10:34,233
[laughs]
263
00:10:34,233 --> 00:10:35,835
Guess what?
264
00:10:35,835 --> 00:10:37,236
There's no magic.
265
00:10:37,236 --> 00:10:38,972
Nothing happens in here!
266
00:10:40,106 --> 00:10:42,508
♪ Make sure it clap when
you see me on tour ♪
267
00:10:42,508 --> 00:10:44,677
You know, in the South,
everything's monogrammed.
268
00:10:44,677 --> 00:10:47,413
Honey, my underpants
are monogrammed.
269
00:10:47,413 --> 00:10:50,817
♪ I'm gonna take my horse
to the old town road ♪
270
00:10:50,817 --> 00:10:53,119
A lot of people don't know this,
but when I was 19 years old,
271
00:10:53,119 --> 00:10:55,021
I decided I wanted
to be a jockey
272
00:10:55,021 --> 00:10:56,756
with thoroughbred racehorses.
273
00:10:56,756 --> 00:10:58,391
Look at me.
274
00:10:58,391 --> 00:11:00,026
I grew a mustache.
275
00:11:00,026 --> 00:11:01,794
I wasn't completely out.
276
00:11:01,794 --> 00:11:03,563
I didn't want everybody
around the racetrack to know
277
00:11:03,563 --> 00:11:05,465
that I was gay.
278
00:11:05,465 --> 00:11:08,501
♪ Can't nobody
tell me nothin' ♪
279
00:11:08,501 --> 00:11:11,471
Hello?
Like I could hide that!
280
00:11:11,471 --> 00:11:13,639
Now, I've been very
open about my sobriety,
281
00:11:13,639 --> 00:11:16,309
but this one was with
me when I wasn't sober.
282
00:11:16,309 --> 00:11:20,713
And when I would
be...tweaking...
283
00:11:20,713 --> 00:11:23,049
his eyes would follow you.
284
00:11:23,049 --> 00:11:25,218
Watch, you go this way.
285
00:11:25,218 --> 00:11:26,753
Ooh!
286
00:11:26,753 --> 00:11:30,089
He's looking down upon me like,
"Are you high, Mr. Jordan?"
287
00:11:30,089 --> 00:11:32,892
So I would take him off the
wall and turn him around,
288
00:11:32,892 --> 00:11:34,394
where he couldn't bother me.
289
00:11:34,394 --> 00:11:36,062
♪ Shake my body ♪
290
00:11:36,062 --> 00:11:38,264
♪ Feelin' natural ♪
291
00:11:38,264 --> 00:11:41,234
Here we go into the bathroom.
292
00:11:41,234 --> 00:11:42,535
I collect soap.
293
00:11:42,535 --> 00:11:46,205
I've got enough to keep
me clean 'til I die.
294
00:11:46,205 --> 00:11:48,741
And these, I can't remember
where I bought these.
295
00:11:48,741 --> 00:11:50,643
You could kill
someone with that.
296
00:11:50,643 --> 00:11:52,345
Ouch!
297
00:11:52,345 --> 00:11:54,180
♪ You could never
hurt my pride ♪
298
00:11:54,180 --> 00:11:56,783
♪ I know that I'm
on your mind ♪
299
00:11:56,783 --> 00:11:59,118
Well, this is my swimming pool.
300
00:11:59,118 --> 00:12:01,587
This is where I do
my laps every day.
301
00:12:01,587 --> 00:12:06,426
Here is the routine
that keeps me so svelte.
302
00:12:06,426 --> 00:12:07,894
[laughs]
303
00:12:07,894 --> 00:12:11,731
♪ Don't you know that
you are unstoppable ♪
304
00:12:11,731 --> 00:12:13,633
♪ Yas ♪
305
00:12:16,069 --> 00:12:19,072
Get ready for the
Michael Phelps butterfly.
306
00:12:19,872 --> 00:12:22,842
People stand on their balconies
and marvel at this old man.
307
00:12:22,842 --> 00:12:26,646
[epic music]
[cheers and applause]
308
00:12:30,383 --> 00:12:32,351
[Leslie] Woo! [laughs]
309
00:12:32,351 --> 00:12:33,920
Okay, that's it.
310
00:12:33,920 --> 00:12:36,656
And now the moment
you've all been waiting for,
311
00:12:36,656 --> 00:12:39,025
you're gonna see my car.
312
00:12:40,226 --> 00:12:43,029
♪ Used to be your baby,
used to be a lady ♪
313
00:12:43,029 --> 00:12:44,797
I always wanted a BMW.
314
00:12:44,797 --> 00:12:50,336
And so I saved my money and
I bought this beautiful car.
315
00:12:50,336 --> 00:12:52,638
I love driving on
the Warner Bros lot.
316
00:12:52,638 --> 00:12:54,574
And I wave to
everyone and I say,
317
00:12:54,574 --> 00:12:57,343
"Welcome to Hollywood!
What's your dream?"
318
00:12:57,343 --> 00:12:59,679
♪ Like it ♪
319
00:12:59,679 --> 00:13:04,584
♪ I l-l-l-like it ♪
320
00:13:04,584 --> 00:13:06,385
I really enjoyed this.
321
00:13:06,385 --> 00:13:07,753
I hope you did too.
322
00:13:07,753 --> 00:13:09,355
I just wanted to show
you around my place
323
00:13:09,355 --> 00:13:11,424
and let you see all my [bleep].
324
00:13:11,424 --> 00:13:14,494
Anyway, let's wrap it up!
325
00:13:14,494 --> 00:13:15,895
[laughs]
326
00:13:19,465 --> 00:13:21,200
Where's my driver?
327
00:13:21,200 --> 00:13:22,435
Oh yeah, heh!
328
00:13:22,435 --> 00:13:24,770
I don't have one.
329
00:13:24,770 --> 00:13:26,205
Okay, okay.
330
00:13:27,173 --> 00:13:28,508
[engine revving]
331
00:13:28,508 --> 00:13:30,843
Welcome to Hollywood.
332
00:13:30,843 --> 00:13:32,378
What's your dream?
333
00:13:33,980 --> 00:13:36,415
[tires screeching]
334
00:13:38,851 --> 00:13:40,520
[Announcer] Coming up,
the sensuous Ray J
335
00:13:40,520 --> 00:13:43,890
takes us on an intimate
tour of his Miami crib.
336
00:13:43,890 --> 00:13:47,493
Let me take you
inside the bedroom.
337
00:13:47,493 --> 00:13:48,828
You feel me?
338
00:13:52,353 --> 00:13:53,921
♪ Working all day--
and now it's on ♪
339
00:13:53,921 --> 00:13:56,124
♪ Pull up and don't pay--
when the line is long ♪
340
00:13:56,124 --> 00:13:58,559
♪ Girls in the club--
you wanna f-- ♪
341
00:13:58,559 --> 00:14:00,895
♪ Ice grillin' these thugs--
y'all wanna thump ♪
342
00:14:00,895 --> 00:14:03,331
♪ Is it 'cause of my shine--
major ice ♪
343
00:14:03,331 --> 00:14:05,767
♪ I'm talking 'bout blind ya--
like Vegas lights ♪
344
00:14:05,767 --> 00:14:07,435
♪ Never on the scene ♪
345
00:14:08,603 --> 00:14:11,305
Yo, yo, yo, MTV, what up?
It's Ray J.
346
00:14:11,305 --> 00:14:13,841
Welcome to my crib.
Let's go.
347
00:14:13,841 --> 00:14:15,009
♪ All right, all right ♪
348
00:14:15,009 --> 00:14:16,210
[tires screeching]
349
00:14:16,210 --> 00:14:17,612
Before I show you
the inside of the crib,
350
00:14:17,612 --> 00:14:19,013
we gon' show you the cars.
351
00:14:19,013 --> 00:14:21,315
♪ I'm a smooth talker,
deal cutter ♪
352
00:14:21,315 --> 00:14:24,719
♪ Got a wicked mind, you
better run for cover ♪
353
00:14:24,719 --> 00:14:27,288
I don't know if y'all
understand what this is.
354
00:14:27,288 --> 00:14:30,158
This is the 6x6 Apocalypse.
355
00:14:30,158 --> 00:14:31,492
Six wheels.
356
00:14:31,492 --> 00:14:33,728
Check out the
cherry red seats inside.
357
00:14:33,728 --> 00:14:35,129
I would hit the horn right now,
358
00:14:35,129 --> 00:14:36,864
but I don't wanna
blow y'all ears out.
359
00:14:36,864 --> 00:14:37,698
But the horn is loud
360
00:14:37,698 --> 00:14:38,933
[loud honk]
361
00:14:38,933 --> 00:14:40,101
My bad.
362
00:14:40,101 --> 00:14:41,669
My favorite part about
this car, though,
363
00:14:41,669 --> 00:14:43,871
all this [bleep] come off,
364
00:14:43,871 --> 00:14:46,374
titties come out.
365
00:14:46,374 --> 00:14:50,311
You ready to go to war with
this light army green Lambo?
366
00:14:50,311 --> 00:14:51,813
This thing ready for war.
367
00:14:51,813 --> 00:14:53,147
It just talk [bleep] all day.
368
00:14:53,147 --> 00:14:54,882
The engine's just loud.
369
00:14:54,882 --> 00:14:57,585
I'm trying to tell this
mother[bleep] shut up!
370
00:14:57,585 --> 00:14:59,420
But I can't.
371
00:14:59,420 --> 00:15:01,289
Oh, I gotta show you one more.
372
00:15:01,289 --> 00:15:04,759
This [bleep] right here
that I'm 'bout to show you!
373
00:15:04,759 --> 00:15:09,096
This is what I think.
This is transportation, y'all.
374
00:15:09,096 --> 00:15:11,933
The all-new mini scooty bike.
375
00:15:11,933 --> 00:15:13,000
[dinging]
376
00:15:13,000 --> 00:15:14,135
Ha ha, yeah!
377
00:15:14,135 --> 00:15:15,536
So MTV, you've seen the cars.
378
00:15:15,536 --> 00:15:16,737
You've seen my favorite.
379
00:15:16,737 --> 00:15:18,439
Now I'mma take you
inside of the crib.
380
00:15:18,439 --> 00:15:20,608
But before that, I'mma go
[bleep], shower, and shave.
381
00:15:20,608 --> 00:15:21,809
It's hot in Miami.
382
00:15:21,809 --> 00:15:23,110
I'm fresh out the gym.
383
00:15:23,110 --> 00:15:25,146
I'll meet you in the crib.
384
00:15:25,146 --> 00:15:26,514
♪ It's that feeling ♪
385
00:15:26,514 --> 00:15:28,216
♪ It's that vibe that
got me winning ♪
386
00:15:28,216 --> 00:15:30,117
♪ All, all, all my
life, no silly ♪
387
00:15:30,117 --> 00:15:32,220
♪ Now that I'm here,
you know I'mma kill it ♪
388
00:15:32,220 --> 00:15:34,355
♪ I just got paid,
I'm filling my bag ♪
389
00:15:34,355 --> 00:15:36,724
♪ Living so good, it's
a life I never had ♪
390
00:15:36,724 --> 00:15:40,328
Welcome to Raycon
Headquarters, Miami.
391
00:15:40,328 --> 00:15:44,065
Raycon Headquarters Miami!
392
00:15:44,699 --> 00:15:48,436
♪ Walk right up in the room
like -- everybody but me ♪
393
00:15:48,436 --> 00:15:50,671
This is the office.
394
00:15:50,671 --> 00:15:51,906
Dun, dun, dun!
395
00:15:51,906 --> 00:15:54,041
This is where I do
all my Zoom calls.
396
00:15:54,041 --> 00:15:56,377
Sometimes I sit here
with a button-up shirt on
397
00:15:56,377 --> 00:15:58,813
or a tie on,
398
00:15:58,813 --> 00:16:00,248
but I'm butt naked
at the bottom.
399
00:16:00,248 --> 00:16:01,282
[woman gasps]
400
00:16:01,282 --> 00:16:03,451
Maybe that was a little TMI?
401
00:16:03,451 --> 00:16:04,919
But it's all good.
402
00:16:04,919 --> 00:16:06,621
♪ Anything you wanna do,
I'm ready to do it ♪
403
00:16:06,621 --> 00:16:07,855
♪ Just say so ♪
404
00:16:07,855 --> 00:16:09,857
All right, we upstairs.
405
00:16:09,857 --> 00:16:11,325
I love playing pool, you know?
406
00:16:11,325 --> 00:16:12,627
That's one of my things.
407
00:16:12,627 --> 00:16:13,961
You see the green screen.
408
00:16:13,961 --> 00:16:15,062
We call it the
green screen room.
409
00:16:15,062 --> 00:16:17,231
So it takes me into outer space.
410
00:16:17,231 --> 00:16:19,000
Just takes me
anywhere I want to go.
411
00:16:19,000 --> 00:16:20,902
Married life is off the chain.
412
00:16:20,902 --> 00:16:22,169
What up, y'all? It's Ray J.
413
00:16:22,169 --> 00:16:23,204
I'm back!
414
00:16:23,204 --> 00:16:25,172
And I'm the green screen king.
415
00:16:25,172 --> 00:16:27,942
Ain't nobody [bleep]
me in the green screen.
416
00:16:27,942 --> 00:16:29,210
♪ I'm eating good ♪
417
00:16:29,210 --> 00:16:31,145
♪ Something like
steak and shrimp ♪
418
00:16:31,145 --> 00:16:32,179
♪ Filet mignon ♪
419
00:16:32,179 --> 00:16:34,015
Welcome to the kitchen.
420
00:16:34,015 --> 00:16:36,584
And in this kitchen,
I got Chef Luis,
421
00:16:36,584 --> 00:16:39,420
one of the biggest
chefs in Miami,
422
00:16:39,420 --> 00:16:40,821
in my kitchen.
423
00:16:40,821 --> 00:16:42,423
This is big, right?
424
00:16:42,423 --> 00:16:45,993
No matter what time I wake up,
I've gotta have some breakfast.
425
00:16:45,993 --> 00:16:48,296
Check out the pancake layout!
426
00:16:48,296 --> 00:16:50,398
I'mma take you to
the refrigerator now.
427
00:16:50,398 --> 00:16:52,033
I like when they
do that on this show.
428
00:16:52,033 --> 00:16:53,901
It's like one of
those things, right?
429
00:16:53,901 --> 00:16:57,571
[music]
430
00:16:57,571 --> 00:16:59,707
I can't eat my steak without A1.
431
00:16:59,707 --> 00:17:01,409
I hate when in the
restaurant, they go,
432
00:17:01,409 --> 00:17:03,577
no, but we have our house sauce.
433
00:17:03,577 --> 00:17:04,946
It's like, nah.
434
00:17:04,946 --> 00:17:06,280
Vegetables.
435
00:17:06,280 --> 00:17:09,583
As ratchet as you think
I am, I'm still classy.
436
00:17:09,583 --> 00:17:12,620
All right, y'all, as we
continue to float through,
437
00:17:12,620 --> 00:17:14,522
here's the dining room.
438
00:17:14,522 --> 00:17:16,557
This is traditionally right.
439
00:17:16,557 --> 00:17:20,761
Now let me take you
inside the bedroom.
440
00:17:20,761 --> 00:17:22,396
You feel me?
441
00:17:22,396 --> 00:17:24,031
[Announcer]
Coming up, Ray J tells us
442
00:17:24,031 --> 00:17:26,000
how he goes number two.
443
00:17:26,000 --> 00:17:29,971
I cannot take a [bleep] unless
I have all my clothes off.
444
00:17:29,971 --> 00:17:31,439
Do you guys have that issue?
445
00:17:31,439 --> 00:17:32,807
[toilet flushes]
446
00:17:36,677 --> 00:17:40,715
Now let me take you
inside the bedroom.
447
00:17:40,715 --> 00:17:42,283
You feel me?
448
00:17:42,283 --> 00:17:46,320
[music]
449
00:17:46,320 --> 00:17:47,455
Here it is right here.
450
00:17:47,455 --> 00:17:49,991
This is where all
the magic happens.
451
00:17:49,991 --> 00:17:53,894
Sometimes I watch TV like
this, you know what I'm saying?
452
00:17:53,894 --> 00:17:56,564
Oh, but what's dope about
what I got in this room,
453
00:17:56,564 --> 00:18:02,136
I took my kids' mat and I made
a Raycon mat out of the letters
454
00:18:02,136 --> 00:18:03,604
that they had.
455
00:18:03,604 --> 00:18:05,606
Sometimes I just pray.
456
00:18:05,606 --> 00:18:07,074
Thank you, God.
457
00:18:07,074 --> 00:18:08,242
And then...
458
00:18:08,242 --> 00:18:09,577
♪ Soulja Boy off in this -- ♪
459
00:18:09,577 --> 00:18:10,978
♪ Watch me crank it,
watch me roll ♪
460
00:18:10,978 --> 00:18:12,413
♪ Watch me crank
that Soulja Boy ♪
461
00:18:12,413 --> 00:18:14,382
♪ Then Superman that-- ♪
462
00:18:14,382 --> 00:18:15,816
Gotta keep me in y'all prayers
463
00:18:15,816 --> 00:18:19,253
I'mma get my six-pack
by summertime.
464
00:18:19,253 --> 00:18:20,288
This gotta go.
465
00:18:20,288 --> 00:18:24,091
[music]
466
00:18:24,091 --> 00:18:25,926
This ain't gonna work.
This gotta go,
467
00:18:25,926 --> 00:18:29,764
because lemonade and rippedness
really don't go together.
468
00:18:29,764 --> 00:18:32,300
It doesn't go together.
469
00:18:32,300 --> 00:18:34,468
♪ It's really, really
nice to meet you, ma ♪
470
00:18:34,468 --> 00:18:36,704
♪ I'm really, really
digging your style ♪
471
00:18:36,704 --> 00:18:38,806
All right, y'all,
welcome to the bathroom.
472
00:18:38,806 --> 00:18:41,208
This is where the
balls get scrubbed.
473
00:18:41,208 --> 00:18:44,679
This is where love gets loved.
474
00:18:44,679 --> 00:18:46,280
I like this.
475
00:18:46,280 --> 00:18:48,849
My wife put me on to this--
Tom's.
476
00:18:48,849 --> 00:18:50,284
♪ Baby, I'm fresh ♪
477
00:18:50,284 --> 00:18:53,454
This my wife, this my
wife, this my wife.
478
00:18:53,454 --> 00:18:57,525
All this my wife, all her stuff.
479
00:18:57,525 --> 00:19:00,394
Now I'm about to take you
where the big [bleep] happens.
480
00:19:00,394 --> 00:19:01,429
The big [bleep].
481
00:19:01,429 --> 00:19:03,230
Let's go.
482
00:19:03,230 --> 00:19:04,932
♪ Oh yeah, oh yeah ♪
483
00:19:04,932 --> 00:19:06,734
♪ Express yoself ♪
484
00:19:06,734 --> 00:19:08,903
[Ray J] It's a bidet.
485
00:19:08,903 --> 00:19:11,272
Just in case you
wanna take a [bleep]
486
00:19:11,272 --> 00:19:15,609
and you don't have no wet
wipes up here, I got you.
487
00:19:15,609 --> 00:19:20,281
I cannot take a [bleep] unless
I have all my clothes off.
488
00:19:20,281 --> 00:19:22,049
Do you guys have that issue?
489
00:19:22,049 --> 00:19:23,584
Do you take a
[bleep] butt naked?
490
00:19:23,584 --> 00:19:25,386
♪ I wanna know, you ready ♪
491
00:19:25,386 --> 00:19:27,788
♪ Come on, let's go ♪
492
00:19:27,788 --> 00:19:29,924
MTV!
493
00:19:29,924 --> 00:19:31,792
This is the backyard.
494
00:19:31,792 --> 00:19:33,060
I got the pool.
495
00:19:33,060 --> 00:19:34,795
At night, we got the
LED light that, like,
496
00:19:34,795 --> 00:19:36,997
gives it a super ambient vibe.
497
00:19:36,997 --> 00:19:39,233
Of course, we got
the basketball court.
498
00:19:39,233 --> 00:19:40,968
If anybody know me, they know
499
00:19:40,968 --> 00:19:45,072
that I don't really
play basketball.
500
00:19:45,072 --> 00:19:48,576
But, um...
501
00:19:48,576 --> 00:19:49,577
Whoo!
502
00:19:49,577 --> 00:19:51,545
♪ Now I know ♪
503
00:19:51,545 --> 00:19:54,915
♪ You're the one
that I've been looking for ♪
504
00:19:59,787 --> 00:20:02,056
All right, MTV, look.
505
00:20:02,056 --> 00:20:04,458
You saw the cars,
you saw the crib.
506
00:20:04,458 --> 00:20:06,327
I would tell you to
get the [bleep] out.
507
00:20:06,327 --> 00:20:08,462
That's what they tell you to do.
508
00:20:08,462 --> 00:20:11,298
But kindly let yourself out.
509
00:20:11,298 --> 00:20:15,136
And until next time,
godspeed, Raycon.
510
00:20:15,136 --> 00:20:16,704
I'm about to go finish
getting my tattoo,
511
00:20:16,704 --> 00:20:17,972
pick out some jewels.
512
00:20:17,972 --> 00:20:20,875
MTV, hasta la vista!
513
00:20:20,875 --> 00:20:24,879
[music]
514
00:20:27,648 --> 00:20:29,150
[Narrator] Next time on "Cribs",
515
00:20:29,150 --> 00:20:31,953
we let it all hang out
with stand-up comedian
516
00:20:31,953 --> 00:20:36,190
Whitney Cummings
at her minimalist crib.
517
00:20:37,425 --> 00:20:40,027
This MTV Cribs?
518
00:20:40,027 --> 00:20:42,463
The only thing ruder than
being late is being early.
519
00:20:42,463 --> 00:20:43,698
I was not ready.
520
00:20:45,633 --> 00:20:47,101
[Narrator] And then,
521
00:20:47,101 --> 00:20:49,270
Dennis Rodman brings it
all the way back to the 90s
522
00:20:49,270 --> 00:20:51,873
with his cell phone preference.
523
00:20:51,873 --> 00:20:55,042
Can you believe
I carry a flip phone?
524
00:20:55,042 --> 00:20:58,012
I mean, look at this damn thing.
It actually [bleep] works.
525
00:20:58,012 --> 00:21:00,148
Look at that [bleep].