AKU: Long ago, in a distant land,
I, Aku, the shape-shifting master of darkness,
unleashed an unspeakable evil.
But a foolish Samurai warrior wielding a magic sword,
stepped forth to oppose me.
(SWORD CLANGING)
Before the final blow was struck,
I tore open a portal in time
and flung him into the future, where my evil is law.
Now the fool seeks to return to the past
and undo the future that is Aku.
♪ Gotta get back
♪ Back to the past
♪ Samurai Jack
♪ Watch out
♪ Gotta get back
♪ Back to the past
♪ Samurai Jack
♪ Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack
♪ Gotta get back
♪ Back to the past
♪ Samurai Jack
♪ Watch out
♪ Gotta get back
♪ Back to the past
♪ Samurai Jack
♪ Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack
♪ Gotta get back
♪ Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack
♪ Watch out
♪ Gotta get back
♪ Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack
♪ Samurai Jack Jack, Jack, Jack
♪ Watch out ♪
(BIRDS CHIRPING)
(CRUNCHING)
(SKIDDING)
(FOOTSTEPS CRUNCHING)
(BUGS CHIRPING)
(WATER FLOWING)
(SPLASH)
(INHALES AND SIGHS)
(BIRD CAWS)
(INSERT BUZZING) (BIRDS CAWING)
(MELLOW MUSIC PLAYING)
(INSECT BUZZING)
(MOTOR REVVING)
(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)
(CRACK)
(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)
(EERIE MUSIC PLAYING)
(SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY)
(IMITATING MOTOR)
(SCREECHING)
(LAUGHS)
I just crashed your dumb old car
with my super cool bike.
- Oh, yeah? - Yeah.
Come on. Everyone knows a bike could never smash a car. Dumb!
- Nuh-uh! - Uh-huh!
(SCREAMS)
(CRASHES)
(HEAVY METAL MUSIC PLAYING)
(LAUGHING)
(GASPS)
(SCREAMS)
(SCREAMING)
(TIRES SCREECHING)
(LAUGHING)
(ENGINES REVVING)
(TIRES SCREECHING)
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
Whoo! Yeah!
(DOOR BELL JINGLING) (WHISTLE BLOWING)
(INHALES DEEPLY) (CONTINUES BLOWING WHISTLE)
Time out, dudes!
Huh?
(TIRES SCREECHING)
Now you listen here, dudes!
We got a respect for private property thing going on here
that don't involve flying around at top speed
on them motorcycles smashing windows!
What's this? A hero?
I like him. He's got spunk.
(WHIRRING)
JACK: Release him.
Huh? Who in the...
(FLUTE MUSIC PLAYING)
You have insulted my footwear.
(ALL LAUGHING)
My sandals don't like to be laughed at.
(ALL GRUNTING)
Get him!
(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)
Huh?
(SCREAMS)
(SNICKERING)
That's right. Come to--
Ugh! Ugh!
(GROANING)
Huh?
(GROANS)
Ugh!
Ow!
(GLASS CRUNCHES)
Ah! OW! Ooh! OW! Ugh!
(GRUNTING)
(GLASS SMASHING) Ow!
(JACK GROANING)
(ALL LAUGHING)
Come on, boys!
This fool isn't worth our time.
STORE OWNER: Nice moves, dude!
I like your style.
I can honestly say that I have never seen
anyone champion the ideals of shoemanship
With such heartfelt game, if I may.
I got to confess.
I'm kind of feeling a kindred, spiritual kind of bond kind of thing here with ya.
'Cause I, like you, understand the importance
of the proper footwear in our everyday performance.
And if I might be so bold,
you, sir, are in need of a new pair!
Since you were such a bro about helping me out of that jam,
I'll give you for free, at no additional charge,
your pick of any shoe at the world famous foot-chalet!
(VALIANT INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING)
(CLANG)
(BLOWS WHISTLE)
(CLANGING)
(GLASS SHATTERS)
(ALL LAUGHING)
(CLINKING)
Whoo-hoo!
Get a load of those legs!
Hey, good-known' .
We'll be back to pick you up later.
Check out them stems!
Say, sweet thing, let me get your number.
Oh, my goodness! Oh, my goodness!
Oh, no she didn't!
Do you believe that?
Oh, girl! Look at you!
Mm-mm mm-mm-mmm!
(GIRLS TAUNTING)
Ooh, baby-baby.
Ooh, baby, you looking' good!
I'm going to have to lose weight or something!
Shoot, I ain't mad at you, sweetie.
Do your thang, girl! Mmm...
That's right, girl! You got to work what you got.
You know what I'm saying?
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
(BEEPS)
(POWERING DOWN)
(SERENE MUSIC PLAYING)
(CLINKING)
(GLASS SMASHING)
(SQUISHING)
(DISCO MUSIC PLAYING)
(CAT HISSING)
(SQUEAKING)
(ALL LAUGHING)
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
(HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING)
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
(CRASH)
Any luck, dude?
(CHAIR SQUEAKS)
I almost forgot about these!
They just arrived.
Utilizing the latest technologies, air foam, transposit,
shock-absorbing, double wishbone,
five point one digital surround suspension,
(STAMMERING)
Well, whatever, dude!
They're the newest, latest ones! Let's try them on!
Easy now.
(AIR PUMPING)
Make...me...proud...brother!
(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)
(TEMPO INCREASES)
Huh?
(TIRES SCREECHING)
(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING)
(DINGING)
(AIR SQUEALING)
Those... Where did you... How... Wait!
Excuse me. Pardon me.
Young boy! Wait!
Boy! Come back! Wait!
I saw Samurai Jack! I saw Samurai Jack!
JACK: Excuse me. I...
No, no, no. Sorry.
Shop is closed.
You come back tomorrow.
It is dinnertime.
I am closing shop.
We open at 6:00 a.m. tomorrow.
If... You!
You are the Samurai!
(GASPS)
Samurai Jack!
Oh! It is an honor that you would grace my humble garage!
Ah! To what do I owe this great privilege?
I don't mean to trouble you,
but I was wondering...
(STOMACH GROWLING)
Oh! Where to find dinner!
Right here, my friend!
My wife is cooking as we speak.
Thank you, but...
there are villains at large that I must deal with.
Oh, there are always villains,
but you cannot defeat them on an empty stomach.
Now, come.
It would be a great honor if you'd join my family for dinner.
Come! Come, come!
(SQUISHING)
I saw Samurai Jack! I saw Samurai Jack!
(SIGHING) Did not. Like I'm sure.
I know!
He's such a little dorf-norf.
- It's like... - Ladies.
(SQUEAKING) Oh my Gosh!
He's so handsome!
Dear! Set another place at the table.
We have a guest.
Oh, did you bring home another oily,
jet car pilot again?
I swear, if you...
(GASPS)
Oh! Samurai Jack!
Madam, please excuse my intrusion.
No, no.
Please, please. Welcome to our table.
(ORIENTAL MUSIC PLAYS) Thank you.
Your home is wonderful.
Perhaps this is the time machine I've been seeking.
(GIGGLING)
Ah. We feel it is important to remember the old ways.
We try to honor our ancestors by keeping traditions from the old land
and by retelling the old stories.
And the new stories.
Yeah! Your stories.
♪ He came back Back from the past
♪ Samurai Jack
Hi-cha!
We know you'll beat Aku someday, Mr. Jack.
You're the greatest!
Yes.
Your legend is an inspiration to all who live under the heel of Aku.
Please, if there is any way we can help you, just ask.
Well, I wanted to ask about your son's shoes.
(MUSIC CONTINUES)
(INAUDIBLE)
Thank you so much, my friend.
I wish I could repay you some...
Oh!
(LAUGHS)
(BOTH SPEAKING JAPANESE)
(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)
(ALL LAUGHING)
ALL: Huh?
ALL: Uh-Oh.
♪ Watch out
♪ Gotta get back
♪ Back to the past
♪ Samurai Jack
♪ Watch out ♪
♪ Gotta get back
♪ Back to the past
♪ Samurai Jack
♪ Watch out
♪ Gotta get back
♪ Back to the past
♪ Samurai Jack
♪ Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack
♪ Gotta get back
♪ Back to the past
♪ Samurai Jack
♪ Watch out
♪ Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack
♪ Watch out
♪ Gotta get back
♪ Jack, Jack, Jack
♪ Samurai Jack
♪ Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack Watch out ♪