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Long ago, in a distant land...

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l, Aku, the shape-shifting
Master of Darkness...

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unleashed an unspeakable evil!

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But a foolish samurai warrior
wielding a magic sword...

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stepped forth to oppose me.

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Before the final blow was struck...

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l tore open a portal in time,
and flung him into the future...

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where my evil is law!

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Now the fool seeks
to return to the past...

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and undo the future that is Aku!

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" Got to get back, back to the past,
Samurai Jack "

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" Watch out! "

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" Got to get back, back to the past,
Samurai Jack "

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" Got to get back, back to the past,
Samurai Jack "

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" Watch out! "

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" Got to get back, back to the past,
Samurai Jack "

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" Got to get back "

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" Watch out! "

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" Got to get back, Samurai Jack "
" Watch out! "

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Tickets, please!
Tickets!

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Can you not see
l'm trying to get a tan you gall-dern...

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ls this a full-service boat or what?
l need me a refreshment!

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- Like, here's your refreshment, sir.
- Thanks, laddie!

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You're, like, totally welcome, sir.

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Gross!

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lt's you, me old friend!
lt's grand to see you!

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Never would l expect such a thing!

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You and me,
a caber-toss away on the same boat.

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l see you changed your wardrobe.

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Got tired of wearing
your granny's jammies, did you?

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Like, you must be confused.

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My name's Brent Worthington.

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What kind of a name is Brent?

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Brent is what you call a sword
after you hit a rock with it...

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or after my wife sits on it.

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Only don't go telling her that,
you know how mad she gets.

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l don't know what you're talking about.
Like, l just work here.

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You're funny!
You work here!

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l don't know you, mister!

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That's right. Work here!

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What?
What did you say, laddie?

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Like, you have me mistaken
for, like, somebody totally else.

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Water boy, over here!
Hey, pal, water!

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Look me in the eyes
and tell me you're not Samurai Jack.

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Like, l'm not Samurai Jack.

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Some slimy, toothy goat took your brain!

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- Did Aku do this?
- Who?

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Where's your sword?
Did Aku get your sword?

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What sword?

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You remember your sword, don't you?

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Your sword, your soul,
that wee bit of enchanted steel...

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that's supposed to save the planet.

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Like, l don't believe in weapons.

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You're the greatest warrior
that's ever lived, besides me.

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You don't just up
and go soft and mushy on me.

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You've mastered countless
fighting styles and weapons.

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You're the defender of truth,
freedom and talking dogs.

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Armies fear you!

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There's no stopping you
once you get cooking.

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Everyone's looking for you.
There's a huge price on your head.

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Oh, yeah, you're Samurai Jack,
all right, and l can prove it!

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Hey, you!

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Yeah, you, tiny.
Would you be looking for Samurai Jack?

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Yes.

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Well, who's that?

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Samurai Jack.

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You're in for it now, buddy.

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Go on, teach this Neanderthal
with bad breath a lesson.

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Twist his arm and make him dance
like an alligator on hot coals.

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Me buddy!

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Did you see the looks on their faces?

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Just like old times, eh, old buddy?

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Oh, yeah.

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- What happened?
- You lost a fight.

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What? l don't remember
being in a fight.

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Must have been sun glare.
That would make sense.

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You were blinded,
happened to me once. Wha--?!

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l've got a bad feeling about this.

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Fish Men! l don't like Fish Men.

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Hold on, laddie.
This could get rough.

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Too tight, too tight!

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What's with all the bubbles?

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Dude, it's, like, the way they talk.

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They, like, heard an explosion.

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Now they're all blowing bubbles!

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Like, this guy
who looks exactly like me...

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was, like, on this boat passing over
their undersea kingdom?

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And they, like, asked this guy for help?

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OK, so, l guess he, like,
totally freed them from Aku's minions...

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so, like, they owe this guy,
who looks exactly like me, everything.

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But he, like, got back on his boat
and continued on his way...

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and they never got a chance to thank him.

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Like, don't salute me.
l'm not the guy.

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See, l told you!
Even Fish Men know you're Jack.

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Like, l'm not Samurai Jack, Fish Man. OK?

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Shut it! What'd you do,
bump your head or something?

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What?

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No, wait, where do you...

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OK, well, like,
thanks for the ride and everything.

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l'll see you later.

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Nice try, twinkle toes.
You're with me.

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l have to retrace your steps
and find out how you lost your brain.

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Not to mention find your sword.

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Can l have, like, a moment here, OK?

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This is, like,
way too much for me to take in.

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Of course, of course.
Take all the time you want.

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l'm just trying to find your lost brain!

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And when l find it,
l'll stuff it back in your cranium...

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so you can finally remember
who you are! Get me?!

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Well, like, how are you gonna find it
if it's, like, lost?

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Wait. l need just one lead, a clue.

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Now, shut up and let me think!

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You don't have to be, like, so rude.

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- A scar!
- Scar, like, what scar?

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Still fresh, too.

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There is only one creature alive
that can make a mark like that.

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The Tango Beast!

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lt's a doozy!
And l know just where to find it.

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Tango Beast territory.
This is where you fought the beast.

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- Look familiar?
- No, l've told you!

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Look, OK, like, l'm sure
this guy is, like, real cool and everything...

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but you have got the wrong guy!

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- Like, l'm Brent, OK?
- Humor me.

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We just have to reenact the fight
to find another clue.

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- Like, you're gonna fight it?
- No, you daft man, <i>you</i> are!

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What? As if!
You don't even know if it's in there.

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lf there's one thing this creature hates
more than any other thing...

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it's the stench of the wily jubjub plant.

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Just a whiff can send it into a frenzy.

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Do you recognize this man?

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Yeah. l remember him well.
Yeah, really straightened me out.

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- Out with it!
- OK, just don't hurt me!

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All right. lt was a few moons ago, OK?

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l was terrorizing this town
until one night, he came along and...

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well, we had, you know, a confrontation.

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He beat me,
and then we started talking...

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and showed me
the root of my problem...

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that l was attacking the village
to make myself feel better...

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to compensate
for a lack of self-esteem.

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You're playing with me, Tango.

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No, no, it's the truth.
l feel great now.

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l got my old job back,
l'm going out more. l wash.

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Which way did he go?

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- Like, what happened?
- You fainted!

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Tango's stench
must have overwhelmed you.

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That's logical.
Happened to me once.

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What?!

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Sandal tracks.

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- Sandals?
- You wear sandals.

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- Like, never!
- Shut it!

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Heck's Bucket Seaport.

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You will never find a more
wretched hive of scum and villainy...

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and the crab cakes aren't bad, either.

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Gross!

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lt makes perfect sense you'd come here.

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- l don't think so.
- Shut it!

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Really disgusting worms for sale!

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- Barbecued lizard on a stick!
- Freak!

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Have you seen him here before?

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No.

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You seen him before?

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You seen him?

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How about you?

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You?

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You? You?

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You?

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You? You?

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You guys?

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You? You?

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You? You? You?

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Can we go now?

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Now, that's what l'm talking about!

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Has anybody seen this man before?!

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Right.

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Now, now, boys...

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l was just trying
to clear something up.

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lt's a long story.

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Let's just put the guns down
and have a cup of tea.

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l guess you don't like tea.

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Fine.

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How about six feet of blazing steel?!

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What's that, laddie?

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l hear you, buddy.

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These stupid blokes
ain't worth dulling my sword on.

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Time to finish with a bang, aye!

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You wanna hear a story?

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- Does it look like my bedtime?
- No, no, no. lt's a great story.

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You never heard it before.
lt's epic, amazing!

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lt's got action, drama, tragedy,
ghosts, irony, repentance...

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gambling, death, questionable ethics,
and an albatross and the walking dead!

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And the best part is, it's all true.

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l'll tell you a story about
the old man who got in my way...

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and it's not a happy ending.

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- lt'll just take a second.
- No!

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- Let me tell you the title.
- All right.

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<i>The Rime Of The Ancient Mariner.</i>

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l've heard it!

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l don't care if you think
it is interesting!

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Gosh, you're, like, really, really old.

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l remember you!
Come back for a repeat performance?

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- What?
- You've seen him before?!

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He's been here before?

203
00:19:26,638 --> 00:19:30,836
Yeah! lt was a while ago.
He was looking to hire a boat out of here...

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for a long journey, somewhere far.
l don't know.

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- And he liked my story!
- As if.

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Look, l don't remember
you or your story, OK?

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Like, l'm so sure.

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Great, it'll be like new!

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<i>The Rime Of The Ancient Mariner!</i>

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Nope, we're gone.

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Wait, stay here and listen
to the nightmares of the sea!

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All right.

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One more time, but slow.

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We're here.

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The lines here
are regular shipping lanes...

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well-established routes of travel.

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He could have gone on any of these.

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Where would, let's say, Fish Men live?

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Well, their kingdom
is located here under the sea.

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What's right above it?
''The Great Unknown''?

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l don't know, it's The Great Unknown.

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- We'll sail there.
- Like, no way.

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lt's uncharted waters, dangerous.

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They say pirates, magic...

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mystery, and death
run rampant out there.

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No one returns.

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My friend here,
he returned from there.

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And that's where we're goin'!

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Like, didn't you hear the man?
lt's not a tropical paradise.

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- lt's spooky, and l don't like spooky...
- Shut it!

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ls she a fast ship?

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She's fast enough for you, Scotsman.

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- Where are you headed?
- The Great Unknown.

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That's the real trick, isn't it?

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And it's gonna cost you.
10,000. ln advance.

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Like, 10,000?!

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00:21:12,778 --> 00:21:15,542
Dude, we could, like,
almost buy our own ship for that.

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Dude, l know this guy...

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Yeah, but who's gonna sail it, kid? You?

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Well, like, yeah. l could.
l've worked on a boat before.

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That'll do you.

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All right, then.
All aboard.

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" Got to get back, back to the past,
Samurai Jack "

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" Watch out! "

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" Got to get back, back to the past,
Samurai Jack "

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" Got to get back, back to the past,
Samurai Jack "

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" Watch out! "

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" Watch out! "

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" Got to get back, Samurai Jack "

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" Watch out! "