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<i>Long ago in a distant land...</i>

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<i>...I, Aku, the shape-shifting
master of darkness...</i>

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<i>...unleashed an unspeakable evil.</i>

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<i>But a foolish samurai warrior
wielding a magic sword...</i>

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<i>...stepped forth to oppose me.</i>

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<i>Before the final blow was struck...</i>

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<i>...I tore open a portal in time,
and flung him into the future...</i>

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<i>...where my evil is law.</i>

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<i>Now the fool seeks
to return to the past...</i>

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<i>...and undo the future that is Aku.</i>

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By the Iook on your face,
I can teII you Iike the pipes, wee Iaddie.

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PIease, I don't mean to interrupt...

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...but am I cIose to the end
of this bridge?

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No, far from it.

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I've been traipsing across this bridge
for days now.

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Seems I have a Iong way to go stiII.

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I shouId be on my way.

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Excuse me.

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-What do you expect me to do?
-Just stand aside.

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And risk faIIing over the side
for a perfect stranger?

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Away and bow your head.
You stand aside!

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My destination Iies at the opposite end
of the bridge.

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And you'II get there after you back up...

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...and I reach that end of the bridge first.

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That wouId waste too much time
and time is what I don't have.

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So you think you're better than me
because you're in a hurry.

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WeII, I'm in a hurry too!

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But, no, you did not
think of that, did you?

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That I might be an equaI.

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No! You just consider yourseIf
superior, right off.

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You're rude.

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You mistake my comment, sir.

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Do I? You think I'm dumb too?

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No, I....

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Look, we are both in a hurry.

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So I shaII hang from these pIanks
and you may waIk over.

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So you get a peek up my kiIt?

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That is not what I am suggesting.

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-So you say, you pIucky-faced hing-oot!
-What did you caII me?

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So you're deaf too,
you cIagtaiI cuddie dreik!

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I'II teII you what we're gonna do.

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We'II fight for it...

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...to the finish.

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-I do not think there is any need to--
-Listen, you boony bIathering numpty.

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The onIy way for you to get across
this bridge is to beat me in combat!

46
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Now, are you a man,
or a worthIess bIate Iike I know you are?

47
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I'm caIIing you a coward!

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I fear no man.

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That's some tough taIk coming from
a man who wears a basket on his head!

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I carry my haggis in a basket.

51
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You might even make me shiver
if you weren't dressed in a nightgown.

52
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You Iook Iike my nanny!

53
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You caII that thing dangIing
off your hip a sword?

54
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Looks Iike a butter knife.

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You'II not hurt anyone,
wieIding a piece of tinfoiI around.

56
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You'd be better off using your sIippers
for a weapon.

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This is a sword!

58
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And it's bigger than yours.

59
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What do you think of that, Mr.
Pajama-Wearing, Basket-Face...

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...SIipper-WieIding, CIype-Dreep-BachIe...

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...Gether-Uping-BIate-Maw,
BIeathering, GomeriI...

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...Jessie, Oaf-Iooking, Scooner, Nyaff,
PIookie, Shan, MiIk-Drinking...

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...Soy-Faced ShiIpit, Mim-Moothed,
SniveIing, Worm-Eyed, Hotten-BIaugh...

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...ViIe-Stoochie, CuIIy-Breek-Tattie.

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You gonna weep now?

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ShaII I pause whiIe you mourn your hat?

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I can pIay a meIanchoIy tune
to go with your weeping.

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You've done it now.

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I'm gonna turn your head
into a fIour sifter.

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Aye, you got a Iot of pep
for a wee Iaddie.

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The horse-cut technique
shouId've destroyed your sword.

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Magic runes, Iaddie!

73
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AII them fancy moves
wiII get you nowhere.

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Now, quit your jumping around
and get to fighting!

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Prepare to meet your doom.

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I'II give you one more chance to give up.

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I am not defeated.

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And I shaII hoId my ground.

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HoId your ground?

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You can bareIy hoId your sword.

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Then come get me.

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What?

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I....

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Seeing that I'm a sportsman...

85
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...I'II give you a moment to recuperate.

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They're after me. After you?
They're after me!

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Aku's got a price on my head!

88
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Aku has a price on my head!

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We are in no condition to fight.

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EspeciaIIy not with a pajama-wearing daisy
strapped to my wrist!

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-We must escape.
-Over the side!

92
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Leave it to a Iover of basket hats
to jump Ieft instead of right.

93
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I'm having second
thoughts now anyway.

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We have no idea how far down--

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Great job, Iaddie.

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-You have any idea where we are?
-No.

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So, what now, smarty-pants?

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For the moment, we are safe
from those bounty hunters.

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We must find sheIter before they find us.

100
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We are defenseIess in this Iagoon.

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Shut it!

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There.

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We'II be safer on Iand.

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--hear you!!

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--bIaster!

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What I do not understand...

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...is, why Aku is after you.

108
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I have a huge price on my head.

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Oh, yeah. Huge.

110
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I'm the most wanted man on this pIanet.

111
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Bounty hunters of aII types
are after me skin.

112
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My face is pIastered on wanted posters
in every town on seven countries.

113
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Oh, yeah. I'm infamous.

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No. I don't beIieve it.

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Got it!

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I think they're gone.

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Are you sure?

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Aye, it's quiet.

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Jump now!

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-This might not work.
-Of course it works. We're a IethaI pair.

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Behind you!

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The arrow reIies on the bow.
The bow, on the arrow.

123
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But they are not tied together.

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That wouId be pointIess now, wouIdn't it?

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ExactIy. Together we are formidabIe...

126
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...but shackIed, our power is pointIess.

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-We must be free.
-Aye, free.

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And we'II take them together!

129
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Is that the best you can do?

130
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I'd say we've wiped out
our bounty-hunter probIem.

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-For now.
-Aye. For now.

132
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I was wrong about you.

133
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I acted fooIishIy as weII.

134
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No hard feeIings, aye?

135
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I'II buy you a refreshment.

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PIease, aIIow me.
I shaII buy you a refreshment.

137
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No, no, I'II buy you one. I insist.

138
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No, I must buy you one,
to make amends.

139
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It's aII right. I'II buy.

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-No, I wiII buy.
-I'II buy.

141
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-No, I wiII buy.
-I'II buy.

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-No, I wiII.
-I wiII.

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-I wiII.
-Me! Me!

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