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<i>Long ago in a distant land...</i>

2
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<i>...I, Aku, the shape-shifting</i>
<i>master of darkness...</i>

3
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<i>...unleashed an unspeakable evil.</i>

4
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<i>But a foolish samurai warrior</i>
<i>wielding a magic sword...</i>

5
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<i>...stepped forth to oppose me.</i>

6
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<i>Before the final blow was struck...</i>

7
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<i>...I tore open a portal in time,</i>
<i>and flung him into the future...</i>

8
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<i>...where my evil is law.</i>

9
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<i>Now the fool seeks</i>
<i>to return to the past...</i>

10
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<i>...and undo the future that is Aku.</i>

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-Yeah?
-Ricko Benny Giordano.

12
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Come on in.
WeIcome to the BIue Monkey.

13
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WeIcome, friends. And a warm weIcome
to the Buddy Righteous Orchestra.

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And without any further ado...

15
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...pIease weIcome
the IoveIy LuIa LiIIywhite.

16
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Okay, mac, that's enough.

17
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Nice and sIow.

18
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That's right, put the butter knife away.

19
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Come on. Move it
before we throw you out.

20
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Wait. Let him stay.

21
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It's okay. Let him go, see?

22
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-You know, we couId use a guy Iike you.
-''We''?

23
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Me and the boys, see?

24
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Stitches, Mr. Shine,
Mr. PibbIes and KnuckIes.

25
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-Yeah. WeII, actuaIIy, my reaI name is Joe.
-Mr. PibbIes.

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What exactIy does your organization do?

27
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Why, me and the boys sort of run things
around this town. Know what I mean?

28
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Say, how'd you Iike to--?

29
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It's aII right.
You can put them down now.

30
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How'd you Iike to be a member
of the most feared gang in the city, see?

31
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What activities does your gang
participate in?

32
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Stitches, break it down for him.

33
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We fix things. Know what I mean?

34
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Make sure money goes to the right pIaces
around here: the horses, casinos, banks.

35
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You foIIow?

36
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You are invoIved in crime.

37
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Now, did I say that?

38
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Enough has been said.

39
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Your activities are of no interest to me.

40
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I wish to be no part of your group.

41
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So a prima donna, eh?

42
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Get out of here. Go on.
Beat it, aItar boy.

43
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What are you, crazy?
You out of your mind?

44
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What's up with this guy?

45
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WeII, what are you aII
standing around for?

46
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We got a deIivery to make for Aku.

47
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-Do you mean the great and powerfuI Aku?
-Of course.

48
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The master of darkness, the shogun
of sorrow, the big boss himseIf: Aku.

49
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-And you have deaIings with Aku in person?
-Sure. AII the time.

50
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-What's it to you anyway?
-PIease forgive me. I thought you were--

51
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-SmaII time?
-WeII, no. I--

52
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Oh, so now Mr. Goody-Two-SandaIs
feeIs Iike taIking, eh?

53
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PIease understand. I have spent my Iifetime
preparing to come face to face with Aku.

54
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FuIfiIIing this goaI wouId
forever change my Iife.

55
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Okay, boy. We'II give you a shot.

56
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But you gotta pass
a IittIe test first, see?

57
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You know, to prove
you got the stomach for it.

58
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Here's the skinny.

59
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<i>It's not a hard job, but your heart's</i>
<i>gotta be in the right place, see?</i>

60
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<i>One of our clients, see, hasn't</i>
<i>been paying his protection money.</i>

61
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<i>So he needs to be rubbed out.</i>

62
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<i>You tell him the Society for the Preservation</i>
<i>of Animal Love has sent a surprise gift...</i>

63
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<i>...as a token of appreciation</i>
<i>for his ongoing love of animals, see?</i>

64
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<i>Then you got 20 seconds</i>
<i>to hightail it out of there...</i>

65
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<i>...and then it's "bang. "</i>
<i>The gift that keeps on giving.</i>

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-WeII, kid, how'd it go?
-It went exactIy as pIanned.

67
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The oId man took the package.

68
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I said my Iines exactIy
as I was supposed to.

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<i>He never suspected a thing.</i>

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<i>After which,</i>
<i>I immediately left the premises.</i>

71
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<i>He never knew what hit him.</i>

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You shouId not be concerned with any
further payment probIems with your cIients.

73
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Pretty coId-bIooded, kid.
I'm impressed, see?

74
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A price must be paid for disobedience.

75
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I Iike this guy.

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Boys, meet ''Jackie the BIade.''

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Looking pretty good there, huh? Yeah.

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Nice-Iooking suit. Sure.

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-Terrific.
-I Iike the shoes.

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With aII the accouterments, see?

81
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Yeah, great.
How come he gets the cooI name?

82
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AII right, you knuckIeheads, Iisten up.

83
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We're here to taIk about a very big job.

84
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One of very speciaI interest
to the big boss himseIf.

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-Aku?
-That's right, Jackie.

86
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Now, nobody's ever puIIed
this one off, see?

87
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But with you on our side,
we'II smoke it.

88
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And we wiII get to meet Aku?

89
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Not onIy wiII you get to meet him,
but if we puII this off successfuIIy...

90
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...the big boss wiII make us richer
beyond our wiIdest dreams, see?

91
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Boys, say heIIo
to the PubIic Works and UtiIities BuiIding.

92
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HeIIo.

93
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It's a weII-kept secret
that deep inside this buiIding...

94
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...Iies the Iegendary Neptune JeweI, see?

95
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And it's our job to get it out.

96
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You mean, we gotta fit
inside that IittIe thing?

97
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-What is the importance of this jeweI?
-Here's the short version, Jackie.

98
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Long before you was born or I was born
or anybody was born...

99
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<i>...the Neptune Jewel was kept inside</i>
<i>this mountain, see?</i>

100
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<i>Legend has it, it was placed there</i>
<i>by an ancient spirit...</i>

101
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<i>...who gave the jewel special powers</i>
<i>to control all the waters of the world, see?</i>

102
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<i>Naturally,</i>
<i>Aku wanted the jewel's power...</i>

103
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<i>...so evil could control the world,</i>
<i>which it should.</i>

104
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<i>But then, this no-good, goody two-shoes,</i>
<i>good-for-nothing got in the way, see?</i>

105
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<i>I don't know how she did it,</i>
<i>but she beat our boss.</i>

106
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<i>And she summoned</i>
<i>the forces of nature to guard it:</i>

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<i>Earth.</i>

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<i>Wind.</i>

109
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<i>And Fire.</i>

110
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<i>And so Earth, Wind and Fire have guarded</i>
<i>the jewel for centuries, see?</i>

111
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<i>Making it impossible for Aku</i>
<i>to get his hands on it.</i>

112
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<i>And since the big boss himself</i>
<i>couldn't close the deal...</i>

113
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...it's been centuries since anybody's even
thought about it. So you see, see?

114
00:11:01,722 --> 00:11:05,249
You'd have to be pretty nuts
to try to swipe the Neptune JeweI.

115
00:11:05,426 --> 00:11:10,329
At Ieast that's what I thought,
untiI I saw Jackie here in action.

116
00:11:10,498 --> 00:11:13,296
The way you cIeaned up them robot thugs
at the BIue Monkey...

117
00:11:13,467 --> 00:11:16,630
...made me think we're just nuts enough
to puII this one off.

118
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So are you game, Jackie?

119
00:11:19,840 --> 00:11:24,300
To stand in Aku's presence,
I wouId consider no feat too great.

120
00:11:24,478 --> 00:11:28,039
Way to go, Jackie. That's pretty cooI.
You know what you're doing.

121
00:11:28,215 --> 00:11:33,209
AII right, here's the pIan, Jackie.
We strike this Sunday at midnight, see?

122
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You wiII never possess the Neptune JeweI.
You wiII not escape.

123
00:15:07,735 --> 00:15:10,499
-Come and get me.
-InsoIent fooI!

124
00:16:31,585 --> 00:16:32,916
Hey, Iook.

125
00:16:35,990 --> 00:16:37,719
He did it.

126
00:16:42,329 --> 00:16:45,127
Way to go there, Jackie-boy!
What do you know about that?

127
00:16:45,299 --> 00:16:47,199
That's reaIIy something.

128
00:16:53,607 --> 00:16:57,771
Who dares to summon--? Oh, it is you.

129
00:16:57,945 --> 00:16:59,970
Yes. You see--

130
00:17:00,147 --> 00:17:03,878
Do you forget that you are forbidden
to come here?

131
00:17:04,051 --> 00:17:05,678
Yeah, boss, I know.

132
00:17:05,853 --> 00:17:10,187
But this time we reaIIy got something.
Something big, see?

133
00:17:10,357 --> 00:17:12,723
What can you possibIy have...

134
00:17:12,893 --> 00:17:18,763
...that the aImighty Aku cannot attain?

135
00:17:18,932 --> 00:17:23,335
-The JeweI of Neptune.
-What? It cannot be.

136
00:17:23,504 --> 00:17:27,998
The power to controI
aII the water of the worId.

137
00:17:28,175 --> 00:17:30,507
OnIy for you, my Iord.

138
00:17:30,677 --> 00:17:35,137
Yes. It truIy is the magicaI jeweI.

139
00:17:35,315 --> 00:17:41,515
But how did such an eIusive treasure
come into your possession?

140
00:17:41,688 --> 00:17:45,920
WeII, it wasn't easy, master. But we got
a IittIe heIp from our newest member.

141
00:17:46,093 --> 00:17:48,653
-Come on out, Jackie.
-Jackie?

142
00:17:53,500 --> 00:17:57,869
-ActuaIIy, it's Jack.
-You!

143
00:18:00,107 --> 00:18:01,540
What the heck is going on, man?

144
00:18:02,176 --> 00:18:05,634
You wiII not defeat me so easiIy.

145
00:18:07,047 --> 00:18:11,211
Yes. It won't be easy,
but it wiII be worth the effort.

146
00:18:14,555 --> 00:18:16,455
The sword!

147
00:18:16,623 --> 00:18:20,286
Why is Jackie
fighting the big boss, boss?

148
00:18:20,461 --> 00:18:25,023
I don't know, see? But we'd better save
Jackie before he ain't no more.

149
00:18:52,392 --> 00:18:54,724
No tricks wiII save you this time, Aku.

150
00:19:04,705 --> 00:19:06,036
Aku!

151
00:19:06,206 --> 00:19:07,901
Easy there, Jackie-boy.

152
00:19:08,075 --> 00:19:10,600
What? Where am I? What happened?

153
00:19:12,379 --> 00:19:13,937
Can you beIieve this guy?

154
00:19:14,281 --> 00:19:17,944
What happened, Jackie,
is that we saved your Iife.

155
00:19:18,118 --> 00:19:19,278
You what?

156
00:19:19,453 --> 00:19:23,355
You see, you Iost your mind back there
and started to duke it out with the big boss.

157
00:19:23,524 --> 00:19:26,618
So we naiIed you over the head, man.

158
00:19:26,894 --> 00:19:29,727
Lights out. And here we are.

159
00:19:29,897 --> 00:19:32,058
Yeah. We saved you before Aku
had a chance...

160
00:19:32,232 --> 00:19:34,757
...to put you out of commission
permanentIy.

161
00:19:34,935 --> 00:19:37,369
I cannot beIieve this!

162
00:19:37,538 --> 00:19:41,372
What's not to beIieve?
We saved you Iike you saved us.

163
00:19:41,542 --> 00:19:45,478
No! You do not understand!
You must take me back immediateIy!

164
00:19:45,646 --> 00:19:48,513
Aren't you Iistening, Jackie?
We can't take you back.

165
00:19:48,682 --> 00:19:51,378
Aku wouId destroy you, see?

166
00:19:51,552 --> 00:19:53,543
Besides, we couIdn't even if we wanted to.

167
00:19:53,720 --> 00:19:56,484
When we dragged you out,
Aku's castIe disappeared.

168
00:19:56,657 --> 00:19:59,217
Who knows where it'II pop up next.

169
00:20:09,503 --> 00:20:12,904
Hey, what's aII this about anyway?
You got some death wish or something?

170
00:20:13,073 --> 00:20:15,837
No! You don't understand!

171
00:20:16,376 --> 00:20:18,173
I have deceived you.

172
00:20:18,345 --> 00:20:22,714
-Hey. You mean, you ain't one of us, man?
-No.

173
00:20:22,883 --> 00:20:24,817
You are criminaIs.
It is not honorabIe.

174
00:20:24,985 --> 00:20:28,216
You see, Iong ago this Iand was good,
its peopIe honest.

175
00:20:28,388 --> 00:20:30,913
But then Aku came....

176
00:20:33,327 --> 00:20:36,956
It does not matter. My quest continues.

177
00:20:37,497 --> 00:20:40,125
I am sorry about the deception,
but it had to be done.

178
00:20:40,300 --> 00:20:42,825
Now, if you pIease, the jeweI.

179
00:20:43,003 --> 00:20:46,495
We don't have it, see?
We gave it to Aku.

180
00:20:46,673 --> 00:20:48,038
Mr. PibbIes?

181
00:20:50,911 --> 00:20:55,041
Yeah, you know, during
aII the commotion, I kept it.

182
00:20:55,215 --> 00:20:58,184
You know, for safekeeping.

183
00:20:58,352 --> 00:21:01,219
Thank you.
I must return it to its proper pIace.

184
00:21:01,388 --> 00:21:04,983
-Wait, Jackie. Let us do it.
-Why?

185
00:21:05,158 --> 00:21:10,357
WeII, aII this crime business has suddenIy
put a bad taste in my mouth, yeah.

186
00:21:10,530 --> 00:21:12,521
Yeah, we're going Iegit, see?

187
00:21:12,699 --> 00:21:15,065
For our first gig,
we're gonna return the jeweI.

188
00:21:15,235 --> 00:21:18,466
It's the honorabIe thing to do.

189
00:21:18,872 --> 00:21:22,171
I feeI you wiII be happier
on the path of righteousness.

190
00:21:22,342 --> 00:21:23,809
Goodbye.

191
00:21:25,646 --> 00:21:27,910
Yeah, I think we wiII too.

192
00:21:28,382 --> 00:21:29,872
Sucker.

193
00:21:30,050 --> 00:21:32,848
Step right up.
Get your water right here.

194
00:21:33,020 --> 00:21:37,286
OnIy 500 smackers per ounce.

195
00:22:32,446 --> 00:22:34,437
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