1 00:00:20,222 --> 00:00:23,541 YOU KNOW, IF YOU'RE NOT IN THE MOOD FOR MY SPAGHETTI, 2 00:00:23,565 --> 00:00:25,605 WE COULD ALWAYS ORDER IN THAI. 3 00:00:25,629 --> 00:00:27,276 NO SPAGHETTI, NO THAI. 4 00:00:27,300 --> 00:00:30,250 I-I WANT TO LOOK GOOD FOR LANA'S BIRTHDAY PARTY. 5 00:00:30,274 --> 00:00:33,512 I JUST THINK THAT MAYBE YOU'RE FOCUSING A LITTLE TOO HARD 6 00:00:33,536 --> 00:00:35,115 ON THIS ONE PARTY. 7 00:00:35,139 --> 00:00:37,618 IT'S NOT JUST THE PARTY. IT'S EVERYTHING. 8 00:00:37,642 --> 00:00:41,262 IT'S... NOBODY LIKES ME, AND WHY SHOULD THEY? 9 00:00:41,286 --> 00:00:43,263 I'M A COW. 10 00:00:43,287 --> 00:00:47,528 BUT... I'VE GOT A NEW PLAN... 11 00:00:47,552 --> 00:00:51,296 FROM NOW ON, NO MORE FOOD... JUST THIS. 12 00:01:01,838 --> 00:01:05,141 [ ROCK MUSIC PLAYING ] 13 00:01:11,679 --> 00:01:15,129 CUTTING THE HEADS OFF SUPERMODELS... 14 00:01:15,153 --> 00:01:17,732 IT'S KIND OF REDUNDANT, ISN'T IT? 15 00:01:17,756 --> 00:01:20,634 JUST LOOKING FOR OUTFIT IDEAS. 16 00:01:20,658 --> 00:01:22,906 I STILL DON'T HAVE ANYTHING TO WEAR TO LANA'S PARTY. 17 00:01:22,930 --> 00:01:24,709 WHAT'S UP? 18 00:01:24,733 --> 00:01:27,512 UH, PETE AND I WERE KIND OF HOPING YOU COULD GIVE US 19 00:01:27,536 --> 00:01:28,873 A QUICK ALGEBRA DOWNLOAD. 20 00:01:28,897 --> 00:01:31,846 I THOUGHT CLARK USUALLY HELPS YOU GUYS. 21 00:01:31,870 --> 00:01:35,721 HE'S A LITTLE PREOCCUPIED HELPING THE BIRTHDAY GIRL. 22 00:01:35,745 --> 00:01:37,723 WE'LL EVEN BUY YOU LUNCH. 23 00:01:37,747 --> 00:01:40,950 [ BELL RINGS ] 24 00:01:44,655 --> 00:01:47,658 THAT LOOKS, UH... APPETIZING. 25 00:01:49,820 --> 00:01:52,963 LOSING WEIGHT IS NEVER PRETTY. 26 00:01:54,765 --> 00:01:57,405 HEY, ROSS, WE'RE GETTING A LITTLE GAME TOGETHER. 27 00:01:57,429 --> 00:01:59,677 YOU WANT IN, OR YOU WANT TO KEEP WHALE WATCHING? 28 00:01:59,701 --> 00:02:01,409 [ LAUGHS ] 29 00:02:01,433 --> 00:02:02,810 DUSTIN, BACK OFF. 30 00:02:02,834 --> 00:02:04,552 OOH, CHILL OUT, COOL GUY. 31 00:02:04,576 --> 00:02:06,939 I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE A CHUBBY CHASER. 32 00:02:08,580 --> 00:02:10,813 [ LAUGHING ] 33 00:02:14,717 --> 00:02:16,425 JODY, WAIT. 34 00:02:16,449 --> 00:02:18,722 YOU'D THINK SOMEONE THAT BIG WOULD HAVE A THICKER SKIN. 35 00:02:21,525 --> 00:02:24,859 YOU'D THINK SOMEONE THAT STUPID WOULD HAVE A THICKER HEAD. 36 00:02:31,606 --> 00:02:35,586 JODY, WE TALKED ABOUT THIS. STARVING YOURSELF ISN'T THE WAY. 37 00:02:35,610 --> 00:02:37,449 I'M TIRED OF WAITING... 38 00:02:37,473 --> 00:02:41,522 WAITING AND WEIGHING AND KEEPING A DIARY OF EVERYTHING THAT I EAT 39 00:02:41,546 --> 00:02:44,857 SO THAT I CAN FEEL GUILTY IF I HAVE ONE EXTRA GRAPE. 40 00:02:44,881 --> 00:02:48,430 I UNDERSTAND ALL OF THAT, BUT YOU CAN'T JUST STOP EATING. 41 00:02:48,454 --> 00:02:49,786 IT'S NOT HEALTHY. 42 00:02:53,561 --> 00:02:57,471 HONEY, YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL ALREADY, 43 00:02:57,495 --> 00:02:59,812 JUST LIKE YOUR MOTHER. 44 00:02:59,836 --> 00:03:01,816 NO, DAD, I'M NOT. 45 00:03:01,840 --> 00:03:04,372 MOM WASN'T FAT. 46 00:03:04,772 --> 00:03:06,721 [ INTRO TO DIDO'S "SLIDE" PLAYS ] 47 00:03:06,745 --> 00:03:09,824 ♫ EVEN ON A DAY LIKE THIS ♫ 48 00:03:09,848 --> 00:03:15,431 ♫ WHEN YOU'RE CRAWLING ON THE FLOOR ♫ 49 00:03:15,455 --> 00:03:16,891 [ SIGHS ] 50 00:03:16,915 --> 00:03:20,436 ♫ REACHING FOR THE PHONE TO RING ♫ 51 00:03:20,460 --> 00:03:25,626 ♫ ANYONE WHO KNOWS YOU ANYMORE... ♫ 52 00:03:27,497 --> 00:03:30,806 [ RUMBLING, GURGLING ] 53 00:03:30,830 --> 00:03:33,675 [ GURGLING ] 54 00:03:39,610 --> 00:03:41,658 [ SLURPING ] 55 00:03:41,682 --> 00:03:48,426 ♫ ...HAVE YOU TRIED TO HELP YOURSELF? ♫ 56 00:03:48,450 --> 00:03:50,899 ♫ THE RINGS AROUND YOUR EYES ♫ 57 00:03:50,923 --> 00:03:57,676 ♫ THEY DON'T HIDE THAT YOU NEED TO GET SOME REST ♫ 58 00:03:57,700 --> 00:04:01,912 ♫ IT'S ALL RIGHT TO MAKE MISTAKES ♫ 59 00:04:01,936 --> 00:04:03,712 ♫ YOU'RE ONLY HUMAN ♫ 60 00:04:03,736 --> 00:04:08,848 ♫ INSIDE, EVERYBODY'S HIDING SOMETHING ♫ 61 00:04:08,872 --> 00:04:14,425 ♫ TAKE TIME TO CATCH YOUR BREATH AND CHOOSE YOUR MOMENT ♫ 62 00:04:14,449 --> 00:04:22,449 ♫ DON'T SLIDE ♫ 63 00:04:24,961 --> 00:04:31,613 ♫ SOMEBODY SAVE ME ♫ 64 00:04:31,637 --> 00:04:35,718 ♫ LET YOUR WARM HANDS BREAK RIGHT THROUGH ♫ 65 00:04:35,742 --> 00:04:41,584 ♫ SOMEBODY SAVE ME ♫ 66 00:04:41,608 --> 00:04:45,860 ♫ I DON'T CARE HOW YOU DO IT ♫ 67 00:04:45,884 --> 00:04:46,891 ♫ JUST STAY ♫ 68 00:04:46,915 --> 00:04:48,863 ♫ STAY WITH ME ♫ 69 00:04:48,887 --> 00:04:50,865 ♫ STAY ♫ 70 00:04:50,889 --> 00:04:52,737 ♫ COME ON ♫ 71 00:04:52,761 --> 00:04:56,401 ♫ I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU ♫ 72 00:04:56,425 --> 00:05:02,377 ♫ JUST STAY WITH ME ♫ 73 00:05:02,401 --> 00:05:06,651 ♫ I'VE MADE THIS WHOLE WORLD SHINE FOR YOU ♫ 74 00:05:06,675 --> 00:05:10,856 ♫ STAY ♫ 75 00:05:10,880 --> 00:05:12,882 ♫ COME ON ♫ 76 00:05:19,449 --> 00:05:21,899 OKAY, THAT'S ENOUGH. 77 00:05:21,923 --> 00:05:23,500 DONE ALREADY? 78 00:05:23,524 --> 00:05:25,033 YEAH. 79 00:05:25,057 --> 00:05:27,504 IT LOOKS LIKE YOUR HEART COULD GO ON LIKE THAT FOREVER. 80 00:05:27,528 --> 00:05:30,509 GOOD. THEN I WON'T HAVE TO GO THROUGH THIS PHYSICAL NONSENSE 81 00:05:30,533 --> 00:05:31,910 FOR 5 YEARS. 82 00:05:31,934 --> 00:05:33,442 LET'S HOPE NOT. 83 00:05:33,466 --> 00:05:35,814 THERE IS ONE THING I NEED TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT. 84 00:05:35,838 --> 00:05:37,146 YOUR BLOOD WORK CAME IN. 85 00:05:37,170 --> 00:05:39,588 YOU HAVE AN UNUSUALLY ELEVATED WHITE-CELL COUNT. 86 00:05:39,612 --> 00:05:41,120 WHAT? LIKE LEUKEMIA? 87 00:05:41,144 --> 00:05:43,452 THAT'S NOT LIKELY. I DON'T GET SICK. 88 00:05:43,476 --> 00:05:45,055 ARE YOU ON ANY MEDICATION? 89 00:05:45,079 --> 00:05:46,056 NOPE. 90 00:05:46,080 --> 00:05:47,858 DO YOU HAVE ANY ALLERGIES? 91 00:05:47,882 --> 00:05:48,899 NO. 92 00:05:48,923 --> 00:05:50,060 CHILDHOOD ILLNESS? 93 00:05:50,084 --> 00:05:51,531 ASTHMA. 94 00:05:51,555 --> 00:05:53,533 WHEN DID THAT STOP? 95 00:05:53,557 --> 00:05:56,968 THE DAY I LOST MY HAIR. IS THIS GOING SOMEWHERE? 96 00:05:56,992 --> 00:05:59,870 IF THIS WERE ANYWHERE ELSE, I'D ORDER A BATTERY OF TESTS, 97 00:05:59,894 --> 00:06:01,913 BUT I DO SEE A LOT OF THIS IN SMALLVILLE. 98 00:06:01,937 --> 00:06:04,576 WHY SHOULD SMALLVILLE BE ANY DIFFERENT? 99 00:06:04,600 --> 00:06:09,081 WELL... SOME SAY IT'S BECAUSE THE LutherCorp PLANT. 100 00:06:09,105 --> 00:06:12,685 HAS CONTAMINATED THE ENVIRONMENT. 101 00:06:12,709 --> 00:06:14,880 I VERY MUCH DOUBT THAT. 102 00:06:17,553 --> 00:06:19,817 LET'S ORDER THOSE TESTS. 103 00:06:26,593 --> 00:06:28,572 NOW, I WANT THIS TO BE SPECIAL. 104 00:06:28,596 --> 00:06:30,904 WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT A 3-TIER BIRTHDAY CAKE? 105 00:06:30,928 --> 00:06:32,706 THANKS FOR THE LIFELINE. 106 00:06:32,730 --> 00:06:34,108 IT'S A MATH MIDTERM. 107 00:06:34,132 --> 00:06:36,851 IT'S NOT LIKE I PULLED YOU OUT OF A BURNING BUILDING. 108 00:06:36,875 --> 00:06:38,582 I STILL APPRECIATE IT. 109 00:06:38,606 --> 00:06:41,115 LANA, I JUST WANTED TO GET YOUR OPINION ON THE BALLOONS. 110 00:06:41,139 --> 00:06:43,718 I THINK WHITE ALWAYS LOOKS GOOD. 111 00:06:43,742 --> 00:06:45,019 WORKS FOR ME. 112 00:06:45,043 --> 00:06:46,721 OKAY. 113 00:06:46,745 --> 00:06:48,824 THIS WHOLE BIRTHDAY EXTRAVAGANZA 114 00:06:48,848 --> 00:06:50,266 HAS BEEN PRETTY DISTRACTING. 115 00:06:50,290 --> 00:06:52,928 HAVING A BIRTHDAY PARTY AT LEX'S MANSION 116 00:06:52,952 --> 00:06:54,670 SEEMS PRETTY COOL TO ME. 117 00:06:54,694 --> 00:06:57,274 IT STOPPED BEING MY PARTY A LONG TIME AGO. 118 00:06:57,298 --> 00:06:59,076 IF IT WAS UP TO ME, 119 00:06:59,100 --> 00:07:02,139 IT WOULD BE PIZZA AND LOUD MUSIC WITH MY FRIENDS. 120 00:07:02,163 --> 00:07:03,980 DID YOU TELL NELL THAT? 121 00:07:04,004 --> 00:07:07,814 WE'VE BEEN THROUGH A LOT IN THE PAST FEW MONTHS. 122 00:07:07,838 --> 00:07:10,817 I FIGURE I SHOULD GIVE HER THIS ONE. 123 00:07:10,841 --> 00:07:12,290 LANA, GUESS WHAT. 124 00:07:12,314 --> 00:07:13,992 THE SCOUT CALLED! 125 00:07:14,016 --> 00:07:16,694 I JUST HEARD... I GOT THE TRYOUT WITH KANSAS STATE! 126 00:07:16,718 --> 00:07:17,956 THAT'S INCREDIBLE! 127 00:07:17,980 --> 00:07:20,199 HEY, CONGRATS. 128 00:07:20,223 --> 00:07:22,101 I HAVEN'T SAID YES YET. 129 00:07:22,125 --> 00:07:25,064 THEY WANT ME THERE ON SATURDAY, BUT THAT'S YOUR BIG NIGHT. 130 00:07:25,088 --> 00:07:26,766 IT'S NELL'S BIG NIGHT. 131 00:07:26,790 --> 00:07:29,007 I WAS JUST TELLING CLARK IT WASN'T IMPORTANT. 132 00:07:29,031 --> 00:07:31,711 YEAH, SCOUT'S HONOR. 133 00:07:31,735 --> 00:07:33,867 I WANT YOU TO GO. 134 00:07:39,144 --> 00:07:42,552 HEY, I'll CATCH UP WITH YOU GUYS LATER. 135 00:07:42,576 --> 00:07:46,127 Pete: CLARK, I'M TELLING YOU... THIS IS GOOD NEWS FOR YOU. 136 00:07:46,151 --> 00:07:48,329 KANSAS STATE GIVES WHITNEY A FULL SCHOLARSHIP 137 00:07:48,353 --> 00:07:50,331 AND LANA GIVES HIM A TONGUE BATH. 138 00:07:50,355 --> 00:07:52,134 HOW IS THAT GOOD NEWS? 139 00:07:52,158 --> 00:07:55,036 EVEN I'M HAVING A HARD TIME FOLLOWING THE SKEWED ROSS LOGIC. 140 00:07:55,060 --> 00:07:57,269 LANA'S GONNA BE DATELESS FOR HER OWN PARTY. 141 00:07:57,293 --> 00:07:59,165 HI, PETE. 142 00:08:03,699 --> 00:08:05,973 JODY? 143 00:08:07,935 --> 00:08:11,915 YOU LOOK... THINNER? 144 00:08:11,939 --> 00:08:14,889 I WAS STILL LOOKING FOR A EUPHEMISM, BUT YEAH. 145 00:08:14,913 --> 00:08:16,220 ARE YOU OKAY? 146 00:08:16,244 --> 00:08:19,262 NEVER BETTER. MY DIET'S JUST STARTING TO PAY OFF. 147 00:08:19,286 --> 00:08:21,095 I BOUGHT SOME NEW CLOTHES. 148 00:08:21,119 --> 00:08:22,927 YOU LOOK GREAT. 149 00:08:22,951 --> 00:08:25,670 THANK YOU FOR STICKING UP FOR ME YESTERDAY. 150 00:08:25,694 --> 00:08:28,233 MOST PEOPLE WOULDN'T HAVE DONE THAT. 151 00:08:28,257 --> 00:08:31,076 MOST PEOPLE CAN'T STAND DUSTIN. 152 00:08:31,100 --> 00:08:33,379 YEAH. 153 00:08:33,403 --> 00:08:37,013 LISTEN... I WAS WONDERING... 154 00:08:37,037 --> 00:08:39,209 DO YOU HAVE A DATE FOR LANA'S PARTY? 155 00:08:44,274 --> 00:08:46,092 NO, HE'S STILL FREE. 156 00:08:46,116 --> 00:08:48,418 WOULD YOU LIKE TO GO WITH ME? 157 00:08:53,284 --> 00:08:55,763 HE'D LOVE TO. 158 00:08:55,787 --> 00:08:58,790 GREAT. OKAY, WELL, I'll SEE YOU LATER. 159 00:09:01,433 --> 00:09:03,196 BYE. 160 00:09:05,398 --> 00:09:08,017 I DON'T GET IT. 161 00:09:08,041 --> 00:09:09,979 WOMEN DIG ME. 162 00:09:10,003 --> 00:09:12,081 GET USED TO IT. 163 00:09:12,105 --> 00:09:15,424 NO, I MEAN JODY... IT'S LIKE SHE LOST THAT WEIGHT OVERNIGHT. 164 00:09:15,448 --> 00:09:18,327 IF SHE COULD, HALF THE SCHOOL WOULD BE AFTER THAT SECRET. 165 00:09:18,351 --> 00:09:20,053 LET'S GO. 166 00:09:21,254 --> 00:09:22,692 [ HISSING ] 167 00:09:22,716 --> 00:09:23,933 HELLO. 168 00:09:23,957 --> 00:09:25,765 LANA! HI. COME IN. 169 00:09:25,789 --> 00:09:29,340 HEY, LANA, CAN I INTEREST YOU IN A LATTE? 170 00:09:29,364 --> 00:09:31,702 I'll PASS... BAD WAITRESSING FLASHBACKS. 171 00:09:31,726 --> 00:09:34,176 I BROUGHT OVER THE PRODUCE ORDER FOR THE PARTY. 172 00:09:34,200 --> 00:09:36,177 WELL, YOU COULD HAVE CALLED IT IN. 173 00:09:36,201 --> 00:09:38,310 AND MISS A CHANCE TO GET OUT OF THE HOUSE? 174 00:09:38,334 --> 00:09:40,952 NELL'S PLANNING THIS PARTY LIKE A ROYAL WEDDING. 175 00:09:40,976 --> 00:09:43,456 OH, YEAH, I CAN TELL. 176 00:09:43,480 --> 00:09:45,258 OOH, DAD. 177 00:09:45,282 --> 00:09:47,789 I GOT THE POSTS IN THE WEST FIELD. 178 00:09:47,813 --> 00:09:51,788 I HIT SOME GRANITE, BUT I JAMMED IT THROUGH. 179 00:09:55,322 --> 00:09:57,301 VERY IMPRESSIVE. 180 00:09:57,325 --> 00:10:00,134 I HAD A SLEDGEHAMMER. 181 00:10:00,158 --> 00:10:01,875 AAH. 182 00:10:01,899 --> 00:10:03,408 [ SPOON CLATTERS ] 183 00:10:03,432 --> 00:10:05,964 SOMEBODY'S GOTTA WORK AROUND HERE. 184 00:10:10,239 --> 00:10:13,347 I THOUGHT YOU'D BE POSING FOR ICE SCULPTURES BY NOW. 185 00:10:13,371 --> 00:10:15,191 I'M HIDING OUT. 186 00:10:15,215 --> 00:10:16,451 YOU HAVE MY SYMPATHIES, 187 00:10:16,475 --> 00:10:18,494 AND WHITNEY'S NOT EVEN HERE FOR BACKUP. 188 00:10:18,518 --> 00:10:20,495 I KNOW. I WAS CONTEMPLATING STOWING AWAY 189 00:10:20,519 --> 00:10:22,298 IN THE BACK OF HIS TRUCK ON SATURDAY. 190 00:10:22,322 --> 00:10:24,029 A NO-SHOW AT YOUR OWN PARTY... 191 00:10:24,053 --> 00:10:26,032 THAT WOULD KEEP THE TOWN TALKING. 192 00:10:26,056 --> 00:10:27,734 I WOULDN'T DO THAT TO NELL. 193 00:10:27,758 --> 00:10:31,008 IT'S JUST... ALL THIS ATTENTION IS A LITTLE UNNERVING. 194 00:10:31,032 --> 00:10:33,394 IF YOU'D LIKE, I COULD BE YOUR ESCORT ON SATURDAY. 195 00:10:36,437 --> 00:10:40,241 YOU KNOW, SO I CAN FEND OFF THE THRONGS OF ADORING FANS. 196 00:10:41,543 --> 00:10:44,052 I'D LIKE THAT. 197 00:10:44,076 --> 00:10:45,246 GREAT. 198 00:10:46,548 --> 00:10:49,028 I BETTER GO. IF I'M AWAY TOO LONG, 199 00:10:49,052 --> 00:10:51,384 NELL WILL PROBABLY SEND OUT A SEARCH PARTY. 200 00:10:54,086 --> 00:10:56,336 AND, CLARK... 201 00:10:56,360 --> 00:10:59,239 PROMISE ME YOU'LL MAKE IT THIS TIME. 202 00:10:59,263 --> 00:11:01,065 I PROMISE. 203 00:11:04,168 --> 00:11:05,405 THANKS. 204 00:11:05,429 --> 00:11:07,000 BYE. 205 00:11:10,335 --> 00:11:12,984 ESCORT TO FEND OFF THE ADORING FANS? 206 00:11:13,008 --> 00:11:14,556 WHAT'S WRONG WITH THAT? 207 00:11:14,580 --> 00:11:16,256 NOTHING, CLARK. 208 00:11:16,280 --> 00:11:19,059 I JUST DON'T WANT TO SEE YOU GET HURT. 209 00:11:19,083 --> 00:11:22,094 MOM, LANA AND I ARE JUST FRIENDS. 210 00:11:22,118 --> 00:11:23,125 OKAY. 211 00:11:23,149 --> 00:11:25,096 I'M OFFICIALLY BUTTING OUT. 212 00:11:25,120 --> 00:11:28,301 SO, WHAT ARE YOU GONNA GET HER FOR HER BIRTHDAY? 213 00:11:28,325 --> 00:11:30,273 I DON'T KNOW. 214 00:11:30,297 --> 00:11:32,105 ANY IDEAS? 215 00:11:32,129 --> 00:11:36,062 MY MOTHER ALWAYS SAID THE BEST GIFTS COME FROM THE HEART. 216 00:11:37,465 --> 00:11:39,437 [ WHIRRING ] 217 00:11:42,009 --> 00:11:44,388 JODY, YOU FEELING OKAY? YOU LOOK A LITTLE, UH... 218 00:11:44,412 --> 00:11:48,022 YEAH, DON'T WORRY, DAD. I'M FEELING GREAT. 219 00:11:48,046 --> 00:11:51,025 I EVEN GOT A DATE FOR LANA'S PARTY. 220 00:11:51,049 --> 00:11:52,557 JODY, THAT'S TERRIFIC, 221 00:11:52,581 --> 00:11:54,558 BUT I WANT YOU TO EAT SOMETHING MORE 222 00:11:54,582 --> 00:11:57,062 THAN THOSE, UH, SHAKE THINGS, ALL RIGHT? 223 00:11:57,086 --> 00:12:00,105 YOU KNOW WHAT? I WILL. 224 00:12:00,129 --> 00:12:03,139 I'M DONE COUNTING CALORIES. 225 00:12:03,163 --> 00:12:06,471 OH, I'VE GOTTA GO. DON'T STAY UP TOO LATE. 226 00:12:06,495 --> 00:12:08,197 OKAY. 227 00:12:10,200 --> 00:12:11,572 BYE. 228 00:12:22,583 --> 00:12:25,216 [ SLURPING ] 229 00:12:48,341 --> 00:12:50,283 MMM. 230 00:13:31,590 --> 00:13:36,394 [ PANTING ] 231 00:13:43,503 --> 00:13:45,375 AAHHH! 232 00:13:48,378 --> 00:13:52,282 [ THUNDER RUMBLING ] 233 00:14:19,211 --> 00:14:21,384 AAHHH! 234 00:14:22,615 --> 00:14:24,594 [ TIRES SCREECHING ] 235 00:14:24,618 --> 00:14:26,466 AAHHH! 236 00:14:26,490 --> 00:14:30,293 [ THUNDER RUMBLING ] 237 00:15:16,404 --> 00:15:20,325 ♫ SATAN ♫ 238 00:15:20,349 --> 00:15:23,812 ♫ YOU KNOW WHERE I LIE ♫ 239 00:15:27,356 --> 00:15:29,259 GETTING YOUR MORNING LANA FIX? 240 00:15:30,559 --> 00:15:32,498 CHLOE, DON'T YOU EVER KNOCK? 241 00:15:32,522 --> 00:15:34,100 IT'S A BARN, CLARK. 242 00:15:34,124 --> 00:15:36,472 IS THERE A REASON YOU'RE HERE EARLY 243 00:15:36,496 --> 00:15:39,346 OR DO YOU JUST ENJOY BUSTING MY CHOPS? 244 00:15:39,370 --> 00:15:40,606 LITTLE OF BOTH. 245 00:15:40,630 --> 00:15:42,548 DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE ACCIDENT LAST NIGHT? 246 00:15:42,572 --> 00:15:44,380 A DEER WAS HIT OUT ON ROUTE 5. 247 00:15:44,404 --> 00:15:46,614 THAT'S NOT EXACTLY WALL-OF-WEIRD MATERIAL. 248 00:15:46,638 --> 00:15:48,355 CHECK OUT THE PAPER. 249 00:15:48,379 --> 00:15:51,489 ANIMAL CONTROL SAID THAT THE DEER DIED OF CAUSES UNKNOWN. 250 00:15:51,513 --> 00:15:53,160 SO? 251 00:15:53,184 --> 00:15:55,462 NOT MUCH UNKNOWN ABOUT A BUMPER AT 60 MILES AN HOUR. 252 00:15:55,486 --> 00:15:57,566 I'D LOVE TO RUN DOWN THEORIES WITH YOU, 253 00:15:57,590 --> 00:15:59,191 BUT I'VE GOT CHORES TO DO. 254 00:16:00,552 --> 00:16:02,171 I STILL HAVEN'T FIGURED OUT 255 00:16:02,195 --> 00:16:03,601 WHAT TO GET LANA FOR HER BIRTHDAY. 256 00:16:03,625 --> 00:16:05,203 WELL, YOU OR YOUR FAMILY 257 00:16:05,227 --> 00:16:06,534 KNOWS PEOPLE AT ANIMAL CONTROL, RIGHT? 258 00:16:06,558 --> 00:16:08,408 ONE OF THE PERKS OF GROWING UP ON A FARM. 259 00:16:08,432 --> 00:16:10,639 I WAS THINKING MAYBE WE COULD STOP BY THERE BEFORE SCHOOL. 260 00:16:10,663 --> 00:16:12,182 YOU COULD USE YOUR PULL. 261 00:16:12,206 --> 00:16:13,513 WE COULD TAKE A COUPLE OF PICTURES. 262 00:16:13,537 --> 00:16:16,245 I'll HELP YOU OUT WITH YOUR GIFT-GIVING DILEMMA. 263 00:16:16,269 --> 00:16:17,486 OKAY. 264 00:16:17,510 --> 00:16:19,514 BUT I WANT IT TO BE SOMETHING UNIQUE. 265 00:16:21,515 --> 00:16:24,495 JUST DON'T MAKE IT AS UNIQUE AS WHAT YOU GAVE ME LAST YEAR. 266 00:16:24,519 --> 00:16:27,528 VERY IMPRESSIVE USE OF PULL. "CAN I USE YOUR BATHROOM?" 267 00:16:27,552 --> 00:16:30,731 I DIDN'T SEE YOU JUMPING UP AND DOWN WITH A BETTER ONE. 268 00:16:30,755 --> 00:16:31,862 THE DEER'S IN THERE. 269 00:16:31,886 --> 00:16:33,835 THE DOOR'S LOCKED. 270 00:16:33,859 --> 00:16:38,293 UM, I'M GONNA GO FIND A MAINTENANCE WORKER. 271 00:16:42,568 --> 00:16:45,501 CHLOE, IT'S OPEN. 272 00:16:48,205 --> 00:16:49,452 HOW'D YOU DO THAT? 273 00:16:49,476 --> 00:16:51,349 KENT CHARM. 274 00:17:02,390 --> 00:17:04,222 LIFT IT UP. GO. 275 00:17:06,365 --> 00:17:08,827 LOOKS LIKE JERKY. 276 00:17:14,433 --> 00:17:15,851 THE LAB REPORT SAYS 277 00:17:15,875 --> 00:17:19,215 THE DEER LOST SOMETHING LIKE 80% OF ITS BODY FAT. 278 00:17:19,239 --> 00:17:21,717 IT'S LIKE IT'S BEEN LIPOSUCTIONED TO DEATH. 279 00:17:21,741 --> 00:17:23,959 WHAT DO YOU THINK IT IS, CHLOE... 280 00:17:23,983 --> 00:17:26,523 SOME FAT-SUCKING VAMPIRE IN TOWN? 281 00:17:26,547 --> 00:17:28,264 THIS IS SMALLVILLE, CLARK... 282 00:17:28,288 --> 00:17:30,852 LAND OF THE WEIRD, HOME OF THE STRANGE. 283 00:17:52,345 --> 00:17:53,923 [ KNOCK ON DOOR ] 284 00:17:53,947 --> 00:17:58,658 JODY, HONEY, ARE YOU... ARE YOU OKAY IN THERE? 285 00:17:58,682 --> 00:17:59,899 YEAH, DAD, I'M FINE. 286 00:17:59,923 --> 00:18:02,602 WELL, I-I'M AFRAID I'VE GOT SOME BAD NEWS. 287 00:18:02,626 --> 00:18:05,335 I'VE GOT TO GO TO METROPOLIS FOR A FEW DAYS, 288 00:18:05,359 --> 00:18:07,006 OR I'M GONNA LOSE THIS CLIENT. 289 00:18:07,030 --> 00:18:08,870 WHEN WILL YOU BE BACK? 290 00:18:08,894 --> 00:18:10,841 NOT TILL SUNDAY MORNING, 291 00:18:10,865 --> 00:18:14,014 WHICH MEANS I'M GONNA MISS YOUR BIG DATE. 292 00:18:14,038 --> 00:18:16,648 IT'S OKAY. IT'S NO BIG DEAL. 293 00:18:16,672 --> 00:18:20,651 WELL, DO YOU THINK MAYBE I COULD SEE YOU BEFORE I LEAVE? 294 00:18:20,675 --> 00:18:25,652 OH. I'M KIND OF INDECENT AT THE MOMENT. 295 00:18:27,913 --> 00:18:32,636 HONEY, I THINK THAT MAYBE WE NEED TO TALK TO SOMEBODY. 296 00:18:32,660 --> 00:18:34,598 I DON'T NEED A SHRINK. 297 00:18:34,622 --> 00:18:38,796 I JUST WANT YOU TO LOOK IN A MIRROR AND BE HAPPY. 298 00:18:43,602 --> 00:18:46,805 I AM. 299 00:19:10,401 --> 00:19:12,834 [ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ] 300 00:19:14,565 --> 00:19:17,814 MOST OF MY FRIENDS ARE TRYING TO GET OUT OF HIGH SCHOOL. 301 00:19:17,838 --> 00:19:19,716 I WAS MEETING WITH YOUR PRINCIPAL. 302 00:19:19,740 --> 00:19:22,950 APPARENTLY, YOU GUYS ARE IN DIRE NEED OF A NEW COMPUTER LAB. 303 00:19:22,974 --> 00:19:24,652 I FIGURED I COULD HELP. 304 00:19:24,676 --> 00:19:27,696 THEY MIGHT EVEN NAME A LUNCH SPECIAL AFTER YOU. 305 00:19:27,720 --> 00:19:28,996 HOW'D YOU END UP HERE? 306 00:19:29,020 --> 00:19:30,698 MY PLANT MANAGER, GABE. 307 00:19:30,722 --> 00:19:33,331 HE'S ALWAYS GOING ON ABOUT HIS DAUGHTER, 308 00:19:33,355 --> 00:19:35,063 THE REPORTER IN THE TORCH. 309 00:19:35,087 --> 00:19:36,936 THOUGHT I'D DROP BY AND SAY HELLO. 310 00:19:36,960 --> 00:19:39,068 SHE WASN'T AROUND, BUT I WAS STRUCK BY THIS. 311 00:19:39,092 --> 00:19:40,870 THAT'S CHLOE'S HOBBY. 312 00:19:40,894 --> 00:19:43,013 SHE THINKS SHE CAN TRACE ALL THE FREAK THINGS IN SMALLVILLE 313 00:19:43,037 --> 00:19:44,043 TO THE METEOR SHOWER. 314 00:19:44,067 --> 00:19:45,574 INTERESTING THEORY. 315 00:19:45,598 --> 00:19:48,048 MOST PEOPLE THINK IT'S CRAZY. 316 00:19:48,072 --> 00:19:49,550 MAYBE. 317 00:19:49,574 --> 00:19:53,424 DO YOU REMEMBER WHERE YOU WERE WHEN THEY FELL? 318 00:19:53,448 --> 00:19:54,554 NOT REALLY. 319 00:19:54,578 --> 00:19:57,829 MY PARENTS HADN'T ADOPTED ME YET. 320 00:19:57,853 --> 00:19:59,030 I DO. 321 00:19:59,054 --> 00:20:01,533 I WAS RIGHT HERE IN SMALLVILLE. 322 00:20:01,557 --> 00:20:06,599 MY MOTHER WANTED ME TO SPEND SOME QUALITY TIME WITH MY DAD. 323 00:20:06,623 --> 00:20:09,502 HE BROUGHT ME HERE ON A BUSINESS TRIP... 324 00:20:09,526 --> 00:20:13,045 JUST A QUICK HOP TO SMALLVILLE TO FINALIZE A DEAL. 325 00:20:13,069 --> 00:20:16,448 FUNNY HOW ONE DAY CAN CHANGE YOUR WHOLE LIFE. 326 00:20:16,472 --> 00:20:18,150 WHAT HAPPENED? 327 00:20:18,174 --> 00:20:24,388 I WAS OUT IN A CORNFIELD WHEN THE FIRST METEOR HIT. 328 00:20:24,412 --> 00:20:28,993 IT WAS LIKE A TIDAL WAVE COMING AT ME. 329 00:20:29,017 --> 00:20:32,095 THEN EVERYTHING WENT BLACK. 330 00:20:32,119 --> 00:20:36,931 NEXT THING I REMEMBER, I WAS WAKING UP IN METROPOLIS GENERAL 331 00:20:36,955 --> 00:20:38,402 COMPLETELY BALD. 332 00:20:38,426 --> 00:20:39,975 LEX, I DIDN'T KNOW. 333 00:20:39,999 --> 00:20:41,075 [ CHUCKLES ] 334 00:20:41,099 --> 00:20:43,139 NOT MANY PEOPLE DO, CLARK. 335 00:20:43,163 --> 00:20:45,180 I SHOULD'VE DIED THAT DAY. 336 00:20:45,204 --> 00:20:48,043 INSTEAD I WALKED AWAY WITH THIS. 337 00:20:48,067 --> 00:20:49,044 I'M SORRY. 338 00:20:49,068 --> 00:20:51,040 WHY? IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT. 339 00:20:52,873 --> 00:20:55,923 WHEN I WAS YOUNGER, I THOUGHT IT WAS A CURSE. 340 00:20:55,947 --> 00:20:58,626 KIDS FIGURED I WAS A FREAK OR ON CHEMO. 341 00:20:58,650 --> 00:21:01,098 THEN I BEGAN TO SEE IT AS MY GIFT, 342 00:21:01,122 --> 00:21:04,502 THE THING THAT DEFINED ME, THAT GAVE ME STRENGTH. 343 00:21:04,526 --> 00:21:06,834 DO YOU EVER WONDER WHAT YOU'D BE LIKE, 344 00:21:06,858 --> 00:21:09,066 YOU KNOW, IF YOU HADN'T COME THAT DAY? 345 00:21:09,090 --> 00:21:11,510 IT DOESN'T MATTER, CLARK. IT HAPPENED. 346 00:21:11,534 --> 00:21:14,443 PERSONALLY, I THINK MY FUTURE'S GONNA BE BRIGHTER 347 00:21:14,467 --> 00:21:16,014 THAN THAT SPOILED, RICH BRAT 348 00:21:16,038 --> 00:21:18,070 THAT WALKED INTO THAT CORNFIELD. 349 00:21:19,942 --> 00:21:22,651 MR. LUTHOR. 350 00:21:22,675 --> 00:21:24,152 [ CHUCKLES ] 351 00:21:24,176 --> 00:21:25,824 IT'S LEX. 352 00:21:25,848 --> 00:21:28,457 CLARK WAS JUST TELLING ME YOUR METEOR THEORY. 353 00:21:28,481 --> 00:21:29,629 I LIKE IT. 354 00:21:29,653 --> 00:21:31,562 ESPECIALLY SINCE MOST PEOPLE THINK 355 00:21:31,586 --> 00:21:33,233 MY COMPANY IS SECRETLY BEHIND 356 00:21:33,257 --> 00:21:35,936 EVERYTHING THAT GOES WRONG IN SMALLVILLE. 357 00:21:35,960 --> 00:21:37,638 THAT'S THE REIGNING THEORY. 358 00:21:37,662 --> 00:21:40,200 ARE YOU THE ONLY ONE THAT BLAMES THE METEORS INSTEAD OF ME? 359 00:21:40,224 --> 00:21:42,203 PRETTY MUCH. WELL, THERE IS MR. HAMILTON. 360 00:21:42,227 --> 00:21:44,505 EXCEPT MOST PEOPLE DON'T HAVE TOO HIGH A REGARD 361 00:21:44,529 --> 00:21:47,079 FOR A GUY WHO SELLS PLASTIC METEOR CHIPS TO TOURISTS. 362 00:21:47,103 --> 00:21:49,581 DOESN'T EXACTLY INSPIRE CONFIDENCE. 363 00:21:49,605 --> 00:21:52,685 CALL ME WHEN YOU'RE LOOKING FOR A SUMMER JOB. 364 00:21:52,709 --> 00:21:55,588 I'VE GOT FRIENDS OVER AT THE INQUISITOR. 365 00:21:55,612 --> 00:21:57,090 I'll SEE YOU TOMORROW. 366 00:21:57,114 --> 00:21:59,963 I HEAR YOU'RE ESCORTING THE BIRTHDAY GIRL. 367 00:21:59,987 --> 00:22:00,925 NICE WORK. 368 00:22:00,949 --> 00:22:03,996 WE'RE JUST GOING AS FRIENDS. 369 00:22:04,020 --> 00:22:06,699 SURE YOU ARE. 370 00:22:06,723 --> 00:22:09,132 HOPE YOU GOT HER A NICE GIFT. 371 00:22:09,156 --> 00:22:12,035 Yeah. 372 00:22:12,059 --> 00:22:14,037 JODY, I DIDN'T SEE YOU IN CLASS. 373 00:22:14,061 --> 00:22:15,079 ARE YOU OKAY? 374 00:22:15,103 --> 00:22:16,581 YEAH, I'M FINE. 375 00:22:16,605 --> 00:22:18,582 JUST STOMACH FLU. I CAN'T KEEP ANYTHING DOWN. 376 00:22:18,606 --> 00:22:20,785 MAYBE YOU SHOULD GO SEE THE NURSE. 377 00:22:20,809 --> 00:22:22,187 I'VE GOT IT UNDER CONTROL. 378 00:22:22,211 --> 00:22:23,518 [ STOMACH RUMBLING ] 379 00:22:23,542 --> 00:22:25,050 ARE YOU SURE YOU'RE OKAY? 380 00:22:25,074 --> 00:22:26,292 I'M FINE. 381 00:22:26,316 --> 00:22:28,224 I JUST NEED TO REST UP FOR TOMORROW NIGHT. 382 00:22:28,248 --> 00:22:32,998 LOOK, IF YOU DON'T FEEL UP TO IT, I'll UNDERSTAND. 383 00:22:33,022 --> 00:22:34,801 ARE YOU KIDDING? 384 00:22:34,825 --> 00:22:38,087 I WOULDN'T MISS THIS FOR THE WORLD. 385 00:22:43,894 --> 00:22:48,114 [ RUMBLING, GURGLING ] 386 00:22:48,138 --> 00:22:51,049 HEY, JODY, I'VE BEEN WATCHING YOU. 387 00:22:51,073 --> 00:22:52,249 I'll BET YOU HAVE. 388 00:22:52,273 --> 00:22:54,822 HITTING THE GYM WAS A GOOD IDEA. 389 00:22:54,846 --> 00:22:57,024 YOU SHOULD TAKE YOUR OWN ADVICE. 390 00:22:57,048 --> 00:22:58,556 [ SLURPING ] 391 00:22:58,580 --> 00:23:00,853 WHOA. YOU ALL RIGHT? 392 00:23:04,086 --> 00:23:06,866 I'M JUST A LITTLE HUNGRY. 393 00:23:06,890 --> 00:23:07,921 HUH. 394 00:23:13,326 --> 00:23:17,107 YOU, UH, LIKE WHAT YOU SEE? 395 00:23:17,131 --> 00:23:19,079 [ INHALES ] 396 00:23:19,103 --> 00:23:22,253 TOTALLY. 397 00:23:22,277 --> 00:23:25,857 I'll BET YOU WOULDN'T MIND SEEING. 398 00:23:25,881 --> 00:23:30,262 A LITTLE BIT MORE, WOULD YOU? 399 00:23:30,286 --> 00:23:33,288 FOLLOW ME. 400 00:23:36,322 --> 00:23:40,072 "CONFEDERACY OF DUNCES." 401 00:23:40,096 --> 00:23:42,304 FIRST EDITION. 402 00:23:42,328 --> 00:23:44,137 EARLY BIRTHDAY GIFT? 403 00:23:44,161 --> 00:23:47,139 FROM WHITNEY. I COULDN'T BELIEVE IT. 404 00:23:47,163 --> 00:23:48,841 IT'S A COOL GIFT. 405 00:23:48,865 --> 00:23:50,142 THAT'S THE THING WITH WHITNEY. 406 00:23:50,166 --> 00:23:52,315 SOMETIMES I THINK HE'S A MILLION MILES AWAY, 407 00:23:52,339 --> 00:23:55,042 AND THEN HE SURPRISES ME WITH SOMETHING LIKE THIS. 408 00:24:00,278 --> 00:24:02,157 HOW ARE THINGS ON THE PARTY FRONT? 409 00:24:02,181 --> 00:24:03,928 I SURRENDERED. 410 00:24:03,952 --> 00:24:06,200 I TOLD NELL TO MAKE THE FINAL DECISIONS WITHOUT ME. 411 00:24:06,224 --> 00:24:08,332 I CANNOT BELIEVE HOW ANTI-BIRTHDAY YOU ARE. 412 00:24:08,356 --> 00:24:10,305 HAVEN'T YOU EVER HAD A HAPPY BIRTHDAY? 413 00:24:10,329 --> 00:24:12,237 ONCE. I WENT TO A DRIVE-IN. 414 00:24:12,261 --> 00:24:15,140 THAT DOESN'T SOUND LIKE NELL'S STYLE. 415 00:24:15,164 --> 00:24:16,912 IT WAS WITH MY PARENTS. 416 00:24:16,936 --> 00:24:19,916 MY DAD PULLED THE CAR UP TO THE FRONT ROW 417 00:24:19,940 --> 00:24:23,374 SO THAT THE SCREEN FILLED UP THE ENTIRE WINDSHIELD. 418 00:24:25,375 --> 00:24:27,353 I REMEMBER FEELING ALL GROWN UP 419 00:24:27,377 --> 00:24:30,858 BECAUSE I GOT TO SIT IN THE FRONT SEAT WITH THEM. 420 00:24:30,882 --> 00:24:34,331 THEY PLAYED BUGS BUNNY CARTOONS BEFORE THE MOVIE STARTED. 421 00:24:34,355 --> 00:24:37,896 I WAS COLD, SO MY MOM WRAPPED ME UP IN HER SWEATER. 422 00:24:37,920 --> 00:24:39,798 THAT SOUNDS NICE. 423 00:24:39,822 --> 00:24:44,072 I FELL ASLEEP BEFORE THE MOVIE EVEN STARTED 424 00:24:44,096 --> 00:24:46,344 BETWEEN MY MOM AND DAD. 425 00:24:46,368 --> 00:24:50,208 THAT'S THE LAST TIME I CAN REMEMBER 426 00:24:50,232 --> 00:24:52,851 FEELING COMPLETELY SAFE. 427 00:24:52,875 --> 00:24:55,278 THAT'S A GREAT MEMORY. 428 00:25:10,955 --> 00:25:15,236 HEY... WE'RE FINE. NO ONE'S GONNA SEE US. 429 00:25:15,260 --> 00:25:17,063 GOOD. 430 00:25:23,869 --> 00:25:27,120 YOU DON'T THINK I, UH, I EVER MEANT THAT STUFF 431 00:25:27,144 --> 00:25:29,922 I SAID ABOUT YOU WHEN YOU WERE... 432 00:25:29,946 --> 00:25:31,254 FAT? [ GIGGLES ] 433 00:25:31,278 --> 00:25:36,399 YOU THOUGHT IT WAS FUNNY CALLING ME NAMES, 434 00:25:36,423 --> 00:25:38,302 MAKING ME CRY, 435 00:25:38,326 --> 00:25:44,037 MAKING ME WISH THAT I WERE DEAD RATHER THAN FAT. 436 00:25:44,061 --> 00:25:47,312 WELL, WHAT CAN I SAY? 437 00:25:47,336 --> 00:25:50,038 AHHHH! 438 00:26:34,186 --> 00:26:35,489 HELP ME. 439 00:26:38,090 --> 00:26:42,096 [ Gasping ] HELP ME. 440 00:27:27,546 --> 00:27:29,524 AH! DON'T... TOUCH THAT! 441 00:27:29,548 --> 00:27:31,856 YOU'RE NOT STERILE AND YOU'RE NOT ME. 442 00:27:31,880 --> 00:27:34,158 MY APOLOGIES, DR. HAMILTON. 443 00:27:34,182 --> 00:27:37,533 UGH. YOU DON'T HAVE A WEBSITE, DO YOU? 444 00:27:37,557 --> 00:27:39,133 EXCUSE ME? 445 00:27:39,157 --> 00:27:42,098 THEY'RE USUALLY THE ONES WHO TRACK ME DOWN... 446 00:27:42,122 --> 00:27:44,199 FREAKS WITH WEBSITES. 447 00:27:44,223 --> 00:27:46,401 I'M JUST A FAN. 448 00:27:46,425 --> 00:27:48,303 LEX LUTHOR. 449 00:27:48,327 --> 00:27:51,277 THE BILLIONAIRE'S SON? 450 00:27:51,301 --> 00:27:55,181 MINERALOGISTS DON'T HAVE FANS. 451 00:27:55,205 --> 00:27:56,477 COME ON. 452 00:27:59,079 --> 00:28:00,558 MOST MINERALOGISTS DIDN'T HANDLE 453 00:28:00,582 --> 00:28:02,389 THE FIRST APOLLO MOONROCKS. 454 00:28:02,413 --> 00:28:04,091 THAT WAS A LIFETIME AGO, 455 00:28:04,115 --> 00:28:06,293 WHEN I WAS A RESPECTABLE SCIENTIST. 456 00:28:06,317 --> 00:28:10,369 YOU KNOW, WE MAY HAVE A FEW THINGS IN COMMON. 457 00:28:10,393 --> 00:28:14,172 I WAS KICKED OUT OF METROPOLIS UNIVERSITY, TOO. 458 00:28:14,196 --> 00:28:15,633 UH-HUH. 459 00:28:15,657 --> 00:28:19,408 EVER SINCE I FOUND OUT ABOUT A MEDICAL CONDITION I HAVE, 460 00:28:19,432 --> 00:28:23,243 I'VE BECOME VERY INTERESTED IN YOUR WORK, DR. HAMILTON. 461 00:28:23,267 --> 00:28:27,046 AND YOU THINK IT HAS SOMETHING TO DO WITH METEORS. 462 00:28:27,070 --> 00:28:28,487 ISN'T THAT YOUR THEORY? 463 00:28:28,511 --> 00:28:31,492 THAT METEORS SOMEHOW ALTER CELLULAR MAKEUP? 464 00:28:31,516 --> 00:28:34,624 THAT SOUNDS TO ME LIKE RESEARCH WORTH FUNDING. 465 00:28:34,648 --> 00:28:36,097 [ LAUGHS ] 466 00:28:36,121 --> 00:28:37,527 YEAH, WELL, SORRY. 467 00:28:37,551 --> 00:28:41,402 MY FUNDING IS PRIVATE, AND SO ARE MY RESULTS. 468 00:28:41,426 --> 00:28:44,466 YOUR FUNDING COMES FROM TOURISTS. 469 00:28:44,490 --> 00:28:48,070 IF YOU ARE SO INTERESTED IN METEORS, 470 00:28:48,094 --> 00:28:49,370 HERE, TAKE ONE. 471 00:28:49,394 --> 00:28:53,114 ENJOY IT. I HAVE NOTHING ELSE FOR SALE. 472 00:28:53,138 --> 00:28:55,672 WHEN YOU CHANGE YOUR MIND, YOU KNOW WHERE TO FIND ME. 473 00:29:02,108 --> 00:29:03,327 [ SIGHS ] 474 00:29:03,351 --> 00:29:05,589 I CALLED THE HOSPITAL. DUSTIN'S IN A COMA. 475 00:29:05,613 --> 00:29:08,331 HIS BODY WENT INTO SHOCK FROM THE LOSS OF FAT. 476 00:29:08,355 --> 00:29:11,165 TIME TO REVISIT THE FAT-SUCKING VAMPIRE THEORY. 477 00:29:11,189 --> 00:29:14,438 IF YOU HADN'T BEEN THERE, HE PROBABLY WOULD HAVE DIED, CLARK. 478 00:29:14,462 --> 00:29:16,071 WHAT I CAN'T FIGURE OUT 479 00:29:16,095 --> 00:29:18,342 IS WHY ANYBODY WOULD WANT TO STEAL BODY FAT. 480 00:29:18,366 --> 00:29:21,446 I KNOW, IT TAKES EATING DISORDERS TO A WHOLE NEW LEVEL. 481 00:29:21,470 --> 00:29:22,447 JODY. 482 00:29:22,471 --> 00:29:25,410 HI, GUYS. WHAT'S UP? 483 00:29:25,434 --> 00:29:28,484 UH, STUDY GROUP, REMEMBER? 484 00:29:28,508 --> 00:29:31,480 TOTALLY SLIPPED MY MIND. 485 00:29:36,586 --> 00:29:38,495 ARE YOU FEELING OKAY? 486 00:29:38,519 --> 00:29:41,768 PETE SAID YOU FELT SICK YESTERDAY. 487 00:29:41,792 --> 00:29:42,999 OH, THAT. 488 00:29:43,023 --> 00:29:45,056 I'M FULLY RECOVERED. 489 00:29:48,400 --> 00:29:51,539 I GUESS IT'S SAFE TO SAY THAT THE DIET'S FINALLY OVER. 490 00:29:51,563 --> 00:29:53,041 MMM, I'M STARVING. 491 00:29:53,065 --> 00:29:55,207 I HAVEN'T EATEN ANYTHING ALL DAY. 492 00:29:58,040 --> 00:30:03,391 I'M JUST A LITTLE NERVOUS ABOUT THE PARTY TONIGHT. 493 00:30:03,415 --> 00:30:05,618 YEAH. 494 00:30:18,192 --> 00:30:21,635 SO, UM, I'll SEE YOU GUYS TONIGHT. 495 00:30:30,546 --> 00:30:32,524 OKAY, WHAT WAS THAT ABOUT? 496 00:30:32,548 --> 00:30:33,825 I DON'T KNOW. 497 00:30:33,849 --> 00:30:37,129 I GOTTA FLY. WE'LL TALK ABOUT THIS LATER? 498 00:30:37,153 --> 00:30:38,591 OKAY. 499 00:30:38,615 --> 00:30:40,233 HEY, WHERE ARE YOU GOING? 500 00:30:40,257 --> 00:30:42,364 I'M STILL WORKING ON LANA'S BIRTHDAY GIFT. 501 00:30:42,388 --> 00:30:43,466 ANY HINTS? 502 00:30:43,490 --> 00:30:46,292 YEAH, IT'S NOT A GIFT CERTIFICATE. 503 00:31:05,513 --> 00:31:07,322 WHAT DO YOU THINK? 504 00:31:07,346 --> 00:31:10,325 IT'S REALLY... NOT YOU AT ALL. 505 00:31:10,349 --> 00:31:11,867 [ SIGHS ] 506 00:31:11,891 --> 00:31:14,469 I HEARD THE QUARTERBACK COULDN'T MAKE IT. TOO BAD. 507 00:31:14,493 --> 00:31:16,202 I KNEW YOU'D BE DEVASTATED. 508 00:31:16,226 --> 00:31:18,834 WHITNEY'S TRYING OUT FOR A FOOTBALL SCHOLARSHIP. 509 00:31:18,858 --> 00:31:22,139 DIDN'T THINK HE MADE THE CUT, BUT THEN SOMEONE FELL OUT. 510 00:31:22,163 --> 00:31:23,865 I KNOW. 511 00:31:25,236 --> 00:31:26,867 YOUR AUNT TOLD ME. 512 00:31:28,440 --> 00:31:31,242 I LIKE YOUR NEW ESCORT BETTER. 513 00:31:33,275 --> 00:31:35,217 HAVE FUN TONIGHT. 514 00:31:40,353 --> 00:31:42,130 MOM, YOU ALMOST DONE? 515 00:31:42,154 --> 00:31:45,633 RELAX, CLARK, YOU'RE NOT GONNA BE LATE FOR ONCE. 516 00:31:45,657 --> 00:31:49,508 BY THE WAY, DID YOU FIGURE OUT WHAT TO GET LANA? 517 00:31:49,532 --> 00:31:51,370 YEAH, LEX HELPED ME OUT. 518 00:31:51,394 --> 00:31:52,542 SO WHAT IS IT? 519 00:31:52,566 --> 00:31:54,915 I THOUGHT YOU WERE BUTTING OUT OF THIS. 520 00:31:54,939 --> 00:31:57,602 [ SCOFFS ] THEN YOU'D BETTER LEARN HOW TO IRON. 521 00:32:00,273 --> 00:32:02,523 HI, MRS. KENT. CLARK, TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. 522 00:32:02,547 --> 00:32:04,385 CHLOE, WHY AREN'T YOU DRESSED? 523 00:32:04,409 --> 00:32:05,927 I DIDN'T HAVE TIME. 524 00:32:05,951 --> 00:32:08,188 CLARK, YOU REALLY, REALLY NEED TO CHECK THIS OUT. 525 00:32:08,212 --> 00:32:10,631 "SMALLVILLE BODY AND FENDER... REPLACED WINDSHIELD, 526 00:32:10,655 --> 00:32:12,164 "REPLACED SIDE PANELS. 527 00:32:12,188 --> 00:32:14,235 CAUSE OF ACCIDENT... IMPACT WITH DEER"? 528 00:32:14,259 --> 00:32:15,466 IT WAS JODY'S CAR, CLARK. 529 00:32:15,490 --> 00:32:17,438 WHAT DO YOU THINK HAPPENED TO HER? 530 00:32:17,462 --> 00:32:20,443 HER HOUSE IS BUILT RIGHT NEXT TO ONE OF THE BIG METEOR HITS. 531 00:32:20,467 --> 00:32:23,476 AND SHE LOST ALL THAT WEIGHT BY DRINKING JUICE FROM VEGETABLES 532 00:32:23,500 --> 00:32:25,447 GROWN IN THE SOIL IN HER GREENHOUSE. 533 00:32:25,471 --> 00:32:27,851 IT MUST HAVE DONE SOMETHING TO HER METABOLISM. 534 00:32:27,875 --> 00:32:30,613 SHE'S LOSING WEIGHT TOO FAST TO KEEP UP WITH REGULAR FOOD. 535 00:32:30,637 --> 00:32:33,357 THAT'S WHY SHE NEEDS BODY FAT. WE NEED TO FIND HER. 536 00:32:33,381 --> 00:32:37,315 JODY WOULDN'T LET ANYTHING KEEP HER FROM GETTING TO THAT PARTY. 537 00:32:38,586 --> 00:32:39,948 PETE. 538 00:32:50,398 --> 00:32:51,506 PERFECT. 539 00:32:51,530 --> 00:32:53,563 [ KNOCK ON DOOR ] 540 00:32:58,407 --> 00:33:00,315 WHOA. HI. 541 00:33:00,339 --> 00:33:01,588 HI. 542 00:33:01,612 --> 00:33:04,244 PERFECT FLOWERS FOR A PERFECT DATE. 543 00:33:09,480 --> 00:33:11,998 THEY'RE BEAUTIFUL, PETE. 544 00:33:12,022 --> 00:33:13,900 SO'S THAT DRESS. 545 00:33:13,924 --> 00:33:16,887 THANKS. IT WAS MY MOM'S. 546 00:33:18,029 --> 00:33:20,869 [ SLURPING ] 547 00:33:20,893 --> 00:33:23,341 SOMETHING WRONG? 548 00:33:23,365 --> 00:33:24,872 I'M FINE. 549 00:33:24,896 --> 00:33:27,569 I JUST NEED TO EAT. 550 00:33:31,503 --> 00:33:33,822 [ SLURPING ] 551 00:33:33,846 --> 00:33:35,485 THAT DOESN'T SOUND GOOD. 552 00:33:35,509 --> 00:33:37,681 MAYBE WE SHOULD GO TO THE HOSPITAL. 553 00:33:40,554 --> 00:33:44,264 YOU'VE ALWAYS BEEN GOOD TO ME, PETE. 554 00:33:44,288 --> 00:33:45,666 JODY! 555 00:33:45,690 --> 00:33:48,539 GO AWAY. 556 00:33:48,563 --> 00:33:50,271 [ DOOR SLAMS ] 557 00:33:50,295 --> 00:33:51,826 JODY! 558 00:33:53,327 --> 00:33:55,877 JODY! 559 00:33:55,901 --> 00:33:58,510 JODY, COME ON! 560 00:33:58,534 --> 00:34:01,507 JODY! 561 00:34:03,609 --> 00:34:05,442 JODY? 562 00:34:09,445 --> 00:34:11,547 JODY, WHERE ARE YOU? 563 00:34:13,420 --> 00:34:16,324 [ Crying ] PETE, PLEASE GET AWAY! 564 00:34:18,596 --> 00:34:20,728 JODY? 565 00:34:28,606 --> 00:34:31,586 COME ON, JODY, YOU DON'T HAVE TO HIDE. 566 00:34:31,610 --> 00:34:33,588 I DON'T WANT TO HURT YOU. 567 00:34:33,612 --> 00:34:36,622 COME ON, JODY, YOU COULDN'T HURT A... 568 00:34:36,646 --> 00:34:38,947 [ SLURPING ] 569 00:34:44,954 --> 00:34:47,533 JUST TELL ME WHAT'S HAPPENING. 570 00:34:47,557 --> 00:34:50,960 PLEASE... LEAVE. 571 00:35:14,858 --> 00:35:18,097 JODY? 572 00:35:18,121 --> 00:35:19,623 PETE! 573 00:35:28,132 --> 00:35:29,950 PETE, ARE YOU OKAY? 574 00:35:29,974 --> 00:35:31,905 [ RUNNING FOOTSTEPS ] 575 00:35:43,048 --> 00:35:44,489 JODY! 576 00:35:53,699 --> 00:35:55,908 WHY CAN'T YOU JUST LEAVE ME ALONE? 577 00:35:55,932 --> 00:35:57,579 YOU'RE SICK. 578 00:35:57,603 --> 00:35:59,713 WHATEVER YOU DID TO YOURSELF, YOU CAN GET HELP. 579 00:35:59,737 --> 00:36:01,885 ALL I WANTED WAS TO BE THIN! 580 00:36:01,909 --> 00:36:03,170 AGH! 581 00:36:07,114 --> 00:36:08,516 AGH! 582 00:36:14,483 --> 00:36:16,530 JODY, THIS ISN'T YOU. 583 00:36:16,554 --> 00:36:20,659 ISN'T THIS WHAT I'M SUPPOSED TO LOOK LIKE? 584 00:36:53,195 --> 00:36:56,168 I KNOW HOW TO STOP THIS FOR GOOD. 585 00:37:00,974 --> 00:37:03,806 NO... WAIT... 586 00:37:34,239 --> 00:37:36,012 PETE! 587 00:37:39,045 --> 00:37:41,077 CLARK? 588 00:37:46,052 --> 00:37:47,861 IS SHE OKAY? 589 00:37:47,885 --> 00:37:50,088 I THINK SO, BUT WE NEED TO GET HER TO A HOSPITAL. 590 00:37:59,338 --> 00:38:01,699 [ ROCK MUSIC PLAYS ] 591 00:38:09,648 --> 00:38:10,986 SNEAKING OUT, HUH? 592 00:38:11,010 --> 00:38:13,059 ISN'T THIS YOUR SHINDIG? 593 00:38:13,083 --> 00:38:15,992 SAYS SO ON ALL THE INVITATIONS. 594 00:38:16,016 --> 00:38:17,358 RIGHT. 595 00:38:18,989 --> 00:38:22,793 YOU'RE NOT HIDING. YOU'RE GETTING SOME AIR. 596 00:38:24,766 --> 00:38:27,604 I SPENT 18 YEARS OF LUTHOR CHRISTMAS PARTIES 597 00:38:27,628 --> 00:38:28,670 IN THE COATROOM. 598 00:38:30,001 --> 00:38:33,050 I'M STILL WAITING FOR MY REENFORCEMENTS. 599 00:38:33,074 --> 00:38:36,885 I KNOW CLARK. HE'LL BE HERE. 600 00:38:36,909 --> 00:38:40,882 IT'S JUST A BIRTHDAY. 601 00:38:43,115 --> 00:38:48,126 ♫ ...ONLY IF SHE CAME AROUND ♫ 602 00:38:48,150 --> 00:38:53,773 ♫ BUT SHE'S SLOWLY GOING DOWN ♫ 603 00:38:53,797 --> 00:38:55,836 ♫ THE GIRL COMES HOME AND CHECKS HER PHONE ♫ 604 00:38:55,860 --> 00:38:59,610 ♫ ...BUT SHE'S NOT ALONE ♫ 605 00:38:59,634 --> 00:39:02,766 ♫ BUT EVERYBODY WANTS TO BE LIKE YOU ♫ 606 00:39:08,813 --> 00:39:10,952 CLARK, WHAT HAPPENED? THE POLICE CALLED. 607 00:39:10,976 --> 00:39:12,093 I'M FINE. 608 00:39:12,117 --> 00:39:13,896 HOW'S PETE? 609 00:39:13,920 --> 00:39:17,059 HE'S GOT A SERIOUS MIGRAINE, BUT OTHER THAN THAT, HE'S OKAY. 610 00:39:17,083 --> 00:39:20,032 JODY MELVILLE'S ON THE WAY TO METROPOLIS GENERAL. 611 00:39:20,056 --> 00:39:22,334 HER FATHER'S GONNA MEET HER THERE. 612 00:39:22,358 --> 00:39:24,637 CLARK, I'M SORRY ABOUT THE PARTY. 613 00:39:24,661 --> 00:39:27,140 I PROMISED LANA I'D BE THERE. 614 00:39:27,164 --> 00:39:28,872 I CAN'T BELIEVE I LET HER DOWN. 615 00:39:28,896 --> 00:39:31,874 WELL, WHEN YOU DO THE THINGS YOU DO, SON... HELPING PEOPLE... 616 00:39:31,898 --> 00:39:34,247 THEN SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO MAKE SACRIFICES. 617 00:39:34,271 --> 00:39:35,648 LIKE LANA? 618 00:39:35,672 --> 00:39:39,376 MAYBE, BUT YOU MADE YOUR CHOICE. 619 00:39:40,878 --> 00:39:42,256 WHERE ARE YOU GOING? 620 00:39:42,280 --> 00:39:44,853 I DON'T HAVE TO SACRIFICE EVERYTHING. 621 00:39:51,190 --> 00:39:53,393 [ SIGHS ] 622 00:40:13,215 --> 00:40:14,392 [ CHUCKLES ] 623 00:40:14,416 --> 00:40:16,693 BACK FOR SOME MORE ROCKS? 624 00:40:16,717 --> 00:40:19,227 APPARENTLY, I HAVE A CLEAN BILL OF HEALTH. 625 00:40:19,251 --> 00:40:20,869 CONGRATULATIONS. 626 00:40:20,893 --> 00:40:23,372 I GUESS THAT MEANS YOU WON'T BE BOTHERING ME ANYMORE. 627 00:40:23,396 --> 00:40:26,235 I COULDN'T FIGURE OUT WHY YOU'RE SO RESISTANT 628 00:40:26,259 --> 00:40:27,706 TO ACCEPT MY HELP. 629 00:40:27,730 --> 00:40:29,778 THEN I HAD A FRIEND DO SOME DIGGING. 630 00:40:29,802 --> 00:40:31,180 AND HERE I THOUGHT 631 00:40:31,204 --> 00:40:33,483 YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF METROPOLIS UNIVERSITY 632 00:40:33,507 --> 00:40:35,215 FOR YOUR METEOR THEORIES, 633 00:40:35,239 --> 00:40:38,718 BUT APPARENTLY, IT WAS YOUR STUDENT/TEACHER RELATIONS. 634 00:40:38,742 --> 00:40:42,246 I WONDER IF THE SMALLVILLE POLICE HAVE YOU REGISTERED. 635 00:40:45,250 --> 00:40:47,422 GET OUT. 636 00:40:51,827 --> 00:40:54,260 I WANT YOU TO LOOK AT SOMETHING. 637 00:40:59,235 --> 00:41:00,843 I DON'T CARE ABOUT THE PAST. 638 00:41:00,867 --> 00:41:03,476 I BELIEVE IN THE POWER TO REINVENT YOURSELF. 639 00:41:03,500 --> 00:41:07,249 YOU WANT TO PROVE TO THE WORLD YOU'VE BEEN RIGHT ALL ALONG? 640 00:41:07,273 --> 00:41:09,852 THAT CHECK SHOULD COVER YOUR VINDICATION. 641 00:41:09,876 --> 00:41:14,186 WHAT YOU'RE LOOKING FOR COULD TAKE YEARS. 642 00:41:14,210 --> 00:41:17,885 I'M A PATIENT MAN. 643 00:41:21,820 --> 00:41:22,997 TELL ME... 644 00:41:23,021 --> 00:41:25,198 WHY DOES A BILLIONAIRE'S SON CARE SO MUCH 645 00:41:25,222 --> 00:41:28,843 ABOUT A BUNCH OF ROCKS THAT FELL OUT OF THE SKY 12 YEARS AGO? 646 00:41:28,867 --> 00:41:32,831 I SAVE THAT STORY FOR THE PEOPLE I TRUST. 647 00:41:37,876 --> 00:41:40,456 [ INTRO TO ENRIQUE IGLESIAS' "HERO" PLAYS ] 648 00:41:40,480 --> 00:41:43,282 Let me be your hero. 649 00:41:49,349 --> 00:41:53,430 ♫ WOULD YOU DANCE IF I ASKED YOU TO DANCE? ♫ 650 00:41:53,454 --> 00:41:55,532 YOU KIND OF MISSED COCKTAIL HOUR. 651 00:41:55,556 --> 00:41:58,276 I'M SORRY. 652 00:41:58,300 --> 00:42:02,010 I TOLD YOU I STOPPED BELIEVING IN HAPPY BIRTHDAYS 653 00:42:02,034 --> 00:42:03,441 A LONG TIME AGO. 654 00:42:03,465 --> 00:42:06,608 WELL, MAYBE I CAN CHANGE THAT. 655 00:42:09,411 --> 00:42:10,950 LOOK, I KNOW I BLEW IT TONIGHT, 656 00:42:10,974 --> 00:42:13,823 BUT AT LEAST LET ME GIVE YOU YOUR PRESENT. 657 00:42:13,847 --> 00:42:15,595 WHEN? 658 00:42:15,619 --> 00:42:17,526 NOW. 659 00:42:17,550 --> 00:42:21,361 ♫ ...IF I TOUCHED YOUR LIPS ♫ 660 00:42:21,385 --> 00:42:23,463 ♫ WOULD YOU LAUGH... ♫ 661 00:42:23,487 --> 00:42:26,530 [ LIGHTHEARTED MUSIC PLAYING ] 662 00:42:28,893 --> 00:42:32,036 PASS THE POPCORN. 663 00:42:35,469 --> 00:42:38,550 LANA... YEAH? 664 00:42:38,574 --> 00:42:40,852 HAPPY BIRTHDAY. 665 00:42:40,876 --> 00:42:43,309 SHH. 666 00:42:46,411 --> 00:42:48,930 [ LAUGHS ] 667 00:42:48,954 --> 00:42:50,532 ♫ ...AWAY THE PAIN ♫ 668 00:42:50,556 --> 00:42:56,298 ♫ AND I WILL STAND BY YOU FOREVER ♫ 669 00:42:56,322 --> 00:42:59,467 ♫ YOU CAN TAKE MY BREATH AWAY ♫ 670 00:43:13,943 --> 00:43:16,921 Captions by VITAC... www.vitac.com 671 00:43:16,945 --> 00:43:19,949 CAPTIONS PAID FOR BY WARNER BROS. INC.