1 00:00:04,107 --> 00:00:07,017 [ TELEPHONE RINGING ] 2 00:00:07,041 --> 00:00:08,949 DAILY PLANET INFO LINE. 3 00:00:08,973 --> 00:00:12,152 OBITUARIES? YEAH, SURE. LET ME TRANSFER... 4 00:00:12,176 --> 00:00:14,824 OH, DOG OBITUARIES. 5 00:00:14,848 --> 00:00:18,096 OH, I'M SORRY. WE DON'T ACTUALLY RUN THOSE. 6 00:00:18,120 --> 00:00:20,158 YEAH, OKAY, YOU'RE WELCOME. 7 00:00:20,182 --> 00:00:22,832 Lois: DIE! DIE! 8 00:00:22,856 --> 00:00:24,062 LOIS, I'M SORRY. 9 00:00:24,086 --> 00:00:25,965 YOU WERE IN FOR A GIRLS' NIGHT OUT, 10 00:00:25,989 --> 00:00:28,837 AND I GOT CALLED IN TO SCREEN NEWS THAT'S NOT FIT TO PRINT. 11 00:00:28,861 --> 00:00:31,169 COMPARED TO THE KENT FARM, THIS IS A RAGER. 12 00:00:31,193 --> 00:00:34,112 BESIDES, I WOULDN'T PASS UP AN OPPORTUNITY 13 00:00:34,136 --> 00:00:37,115 TO WATCH A BIG-SHOT REPORTER IN ACTION. 14 00:00:37,139 --> 00:00:39,847 ALL RIGHT, NOW THAT I'M SWIMMING IN BUTTER, 15 00:00:39,871 --> 00:00:41,119 WHY ARE YOU REALLY HERE 16 00:00:41,143 --> 00:00:43,820 OBLITERATING ALIENS WITH ME AT 1:00 A.M.? 17 00:00:43,844 --> 00:00:45,222 I'M RACKING UP BROWNIE POINTS. 18 00:00:45,246 --> 00:00:47,985 I NEED YOU TO HELP ME MOVE OUT OF THE KENTS' NEXT WEEK. 19 00:00:48,009 --> 00:00:50,156 OH, YOU TOOK THE APARTMENT AT THE TALON? 20 00:00:50,180 --> 00:00:52,759 HOW ARE YOU EVER GONNA LIVE WITHOUT CLARK? 21 00:00:52,783 --> 00:00:53,991 ONE WORD... BLISSFULLY. 22 00:00:54,015 --> 00:00:56,192 HOW YOU EVER HAD A CRUSH ON RICHIE CUNNINGHAM, 23 00:00:56,216 --> 00:00:57,833 I WILL NEVER UNDERSTAND. 24 00:00:57,857 --> 00:00:59,996 COME ON, YOU GOT TO COME BACK TO SMALLVILLE. 25 00:01:00,020 --> 00:01:02,097 IT'LL BE FUN. I'll BUY PIZZA. 26 00:01:02,121 --> 00:01:04,000 LOIS, YOU DON'T NEED TO TOM SAWYER ME. 27 00:01:04,024 --> 00:01:06,102 WE'RE FAMILY. JUST TELL ME WHEN TO BE THERE. 28 00:01:06,126 --> 00:01:09,275 [ TELEPHONE RINGING ] 29 00:01:09,299 --> 00:01:12,307 UHH. [ SIGHS ] 30 00:01:12,331 --> 00:01:15,781 DAILY PLANET INFO LINE. 31 00:01:15,805 --> 00:01:17,081 I NEED A REPORTER TO MEET ME. 32 00:01:17,105 --> 00:01:18,376 WHO IS THIS? 33 00:01:19,978 --> 00:01:21,756 I want to talk to a reporter. 34 00:01:21,780 --> 00:01:24,319 YOU HAVE TO SEND SOMEONE FAST BEFORE HE FINDS ME... 35 00:01:24,343 --> 00:01:25,789 7th AND EDGEMONT. 36 00:01:25,813 --> 00:01:27,962 Please, you've got to hurry. 37 00:01:27,986 --> 00:01:30,317 [ Dial Tone ] 38 00:01:39,197 --> 00:01:41,775 COULDN'T YOU HAVE MET HER AT A COFFEE SHOP? 39 00:01:41,799 --> 00:01:44,007 I DON'T THINK SHE WAS LOOKING FOR A BRUNCH DATE, LOIS. 40 00:01:44,031 --> 00:01:45,307 IT SOUNDS LIKE SHE HAD A STORY 41 00:01:45,331 --> 00:01:47,009 SOMEONE DIDN'T WANT HER TO TELL. 42 00:01:47,033 --> 00:01:49,211 I THOUGHT YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PASS ON ANY REAL LEADS 43 00:01:49,235 --> 00:01:51,384 TO SOMEONE WHOSE CUBICLE WAS ACTUALLY ABOVE GROUND. 44 00:01:51,408 --> 00:01:54,247 WELL, UNLESS I WANT TO STAY SUBTERRANEAN MY WHOLE CAREER, 45 00:01:54,271 --> 00:01:55,918 I'VE GOT TO TAKE A CHANCE. 46 00:01:55,942 --> 00:01:58,120 HELP! 47 00:01:58,144 --> 00:01:59,414 THERE SHE IS. 48 00:02:01,216 --> 00:02:02,218 OVER HERE! 49 00:02:19,864 --> 00:02:22,096 SHE'S DEAD. 50 00:02:26,099 --> 00:02:33,022 ♫ SOMEBODY SAVE ME ♫ 51 00:02:33,046 --> 00:02:37,086 ♫ LET YOUR WARM HANDS BREAK RIGHT THROUGH ♫ 52 00:02:37,110 --> 00:02:42,991 ♫ SOMEBODY SAVE ME ♫ 53 00:02:43,015 --> 00:02:47,265 ♫ I DON'T CARE HOW YOU DO IT ♫ 54 00:02:47,289 --> 00:02:48,138 ♫ JUST STAY ♫ 55 00:02:48,162 --> 00:02:50,239 ♫ STAY WITH ME ♫ 56 00:02:50,263 --> 00:02:52,371 ♫ STAY ♫ 57 00:02:52,395 --> 00:02:54,102 ♫ COME ON ♫ 58 00:02:54,126 --> 00:02:57,444 ♫ I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU ♫ 59 00:02:57,468 --> 00:03:03,450 ♫ JUST STAY WITH ME ♫ 60 00:03:03,474 --> 00:03:08,085 ♫ I'VE MADE THIS WHOLE WORLD SHINE FOR YOU ♫ 61 00:03:08,109 --> 00:03:12,288 ♫ STAY ♫ 62 00:03:12,312 --> 00:03:16,086 ♫ COME ON ♫ 63 00:03:19,349 --> 00:03:21,997 HOW MUCH LONGER DO I HAVE YOU BEFORE YOU [GRUNTS] 64 00:03:22,021 --> 00:03:23,800 HIGHTAIL IT BACK TO METROPOLIS? 65 00:03:23,824 --> 00:03:26,102 WELL, LANA'S GONE FOR THE WEEKEND. 66 00:03:26,126 --> 00:03:28,933 I LOST OUT TO A COMET HER CLASS IS TRACKING 67 00:03:28,957 --> 00:03:30,235 AT LINCOLN OBSERVATORY. 68 00:03:30,259 --> 00:03:32,207 WHAT ABOUT CHLOE OR LOIS? 69 00:03:32,231 --> 00:03:36,080 WELL, CHLOE'S JUGGLING CLASSES AND THE DAILY PLANET, 70 00:03:36,104 --> 00:03:39,014 AND LOIS... I'D DO ANYTHING TO GET RID OF LOIS. 71 00:03:39,038 --> 00:03:41,415 I DON'T THINK THAT'S EXACTLY PREREQ FOR BEST-FRIEND STATUS. 72 00:03:41,439 --> 00:03:42,817 NO. 73 00:03:42,841 --> 00:03:44,413 [ ENGINE REVVING ] 74 00:03:55,283 --> 00:03:57,125 DAD. 75 00:04:06,062 --> 00:04:08,211 THAT THE BEST YOU GOT? 76 00:04:08,235 --> 00:04:11,843 GOT ANOTHER 6 INCHES OUT HERE. 77 00:04:11,867 --> 00:04:15,918 I WASN'T SURE HOW RUSTY YOUR REFLEXES HAD GOTTEN. 78 00:04:15,942 --> 00:04:18,319 SENATOR JENNINGS! 79 00:04:18,343 --> 00:04:20,382 I KNOW IT'S BEEN A LONG TIME, 80 00:04:20,406 --> 00:04:22,925 BUT WHAT HAPPENED TO "UNCLE JACK"? 81 00:04:22,949 --> 00:04:24,255 DOESN'T SEEM FIT FOR SOMEONE 82 00:04:24,279 --> 00:04:26,127 WHO'S ON A FIRST-NAME BASIS WITH THE GOVERNOR. 83 00:04:26,151 --> 00:04:27,983 [ LAUGHS ] 84 00:04:29,113 --> 00:04:30,461 I DON'T SEEM TO REMEMBER THE GOVERNOR 85 00:04:30,485 --> 00:04:32,233 WINNING A STATE FOOTBALL CHAMPIONSHIP. 86 00:04:32,257 --> 00:04:34,365 CONGRATULATIONS. THANKS. 87 00:04:34,389 --> 00:04:37,137 I DON'T SUPPOSE ANYBODY PUSHED YOU TO FOLLOW IN HIS FOOTSTEPS. 88 00:04:37,161 --> 00:04:39,470 THAT'S A LOT BETTER THAN SPENDING THE FOOTBALL GAMES 89 00:04:39,494 --> 00:04:42,141 UNDERNEATH THE BLEACHERS WITH THE SHERIFF'S DAUGHTERS. 90 00:04:42,165 --> 00:04:45,204 NOT BOTH OF THEM AT ONCE. 91 00:04:45,228 --> 00:04:48,007 SINCE WHEN DO YOU MAKE THE TREK ALL THE WAY OUT HERE 92 00:04:48,031 --> 00:04:49,408 IN THE MIDDLE OF A CAMPAIGN? 93 00:04:49,432 --> 00:04:51,310 EXACTLY WHY I CAME. 94 00:04:51,334 --> 00:04:54,053 I NEEDED A BREATHER FROM THE RAT RACE. 95 00:04:54,077 --> 00:04:57,185 BESIDES, I CAN USE YOUR HELP RALLYING THE FARMERS. 96 00:04:57,209 --> 00:04:59,158 YOU GOT A LOT OF PULL WITH THAT UNION. 97 00:04:59,182 --> 00:05:02,221 WHY? YOU ALWAYS WIN THIS COUNTY BY A LANDSLIDE. 98 00:05:02,245 --> 00:05:04,963 THE RACE IS ABOUT TO GET A LOT TOUGHER. 99 00:05:04,987 --> 00:05:08,521 RUMOR HAS IT I'M RUNNING AGAINST LEX LUTHOR. 100 00:05:14,456 --> 00:05:17,906 LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT... NO I.D. OR MAKE ON THE VEHICLE, 101 00:05:17,930 --> 00:05:19,106 NO I.D. ON THE DRIVER, 102 00:05:19,130 --> 00:05:21,038 AND NO CLUE WHY THIS GIRL CALLED. 103 00:05:21,062 --> 00:05:23,281 WELL, I'D SAY YOU'RE OFF TO A GREAT START 104 00:05:23,305 --> 00:05:25,913 AS AN INVESTIGATIVE REPORTER, MISS SULLIVAN. 105 00:05:25,937 --> 00:05:28,915 IF YOU REMEMBER ANYTHING ELSE, 106 00:05:28,939 --> 00:05:30,086 LET ME KNOW. 107 00:05:30,110 --> 00:05:31,918 I THINK THAT'S CODE 108 00:05:31,942 --> 00:05:36,322 FOR "WE'RE GONNA FILE THIS UNDER THE RUG." 109 00:05:36,346 --> 00:05:39,355 THIS IS A BIG CITY, AND BAD THINGS HAPPEN. 110 00:05:39,379 --> 00:05:42,098 A PRETTY, YOUNG GIRL NOT IN COLLEGE 111 00:05:42,122 --> 00:05:45,161 WITH NO TRACEABLE JOB... IN THAT PART OF TOWN. 112 00:05:45,185 --> 00:05:47,332 IT'S NOT A MYSTERY WHAT HAPPENED DOWN THERE. 113 00:05:47,356 --> 00:05:51,206 YOU DON'T THINK IT'S STRANGE THAT AN ALLEGED STREETWALKER 114 00:05:51,230 --> 00:05:53,492 WAS WEARING $500 JIMMY CHOO SHOES? 115 00:05:55,134 --> 00:05:56,441 LOOK, DETECTIVE SAWYER, 116 00:05:56,465 --> 00:05:59,144 THIS GIRL DIED TRYING TO TELL ME HER STORY. 117 00:05:59,168 --> 00:06:01,375 NOW, I'M SORRY I'M NOT STREET-HARDENED, 118 00:06:01,399 --> 00:06:04,118 BUT SHE'S WAY MORE THAN A STATISTIC TO ME. 119 00:06:04,142 --> 00:06:06,180 WE HAVE TO FIND OUT WHO DID THIS. 120 00:06:06,204 --> 00:06:08,081 I APPLAUD YOUR SPIRIT, GIRLS, 121 00:06:08,105 --> 00:06:09,423 BUT YOU SHOULD KNOW 122 00:06:09,447 --> 00:06:12,185 THAT MOST OF THOSE STREETS TURN OUT TO BE DEAD ENDS. 123 00:06:12,209 --> 00:06:16,053 NOW, I WILL DO MY JOB. YOU DO YOURS. 124 00:06:19,387 --> 00:06:21,134 [ SIGHS ] 125 00:06:21,158 --> 00:06:25,298 HOPEFULLY YOU'LL HAVE MORE LUCK THAN OFFICER STALIN. 126 00:06:25,322 --> 00:06:27,971 YEAH, I RAN THE NUMBER THAT MELISSA GIRL CALLED FROM. 127 00:06:27,995 --> 00:06:30,202 IT WAS FROM A PAY PHONE RIGHT NEAR WHERE WE SAW HER. 128 00:06:30,226 --> 00:06:33,074 BUT THE ONLY ADDRESSES WITHIN 10 BLOCKS OF THE PLACE 129 00:06:33,098 --> 00:06:34,500 WAS A BUNCH OF WAREHOUSES... 130 00:06:38,634 --> 00:06:43,314 AND A CLUB CALLED THE WINDGATE. 131 00:06:43,338 --> 00:06:47,358 I'M GUESSING SHE DIDN'T GET ALL GLAMMED UP 132 00:06:47,382 --> 00:06:49,314 TO COUNT INVENTORY. 133 00:06:53,187 --> 00:06:55,096 SO YOUR DAD OUTRAN FOUR COP CARS 134 00:06:55,120 --> 00:06:57,098 AND PISSED OFF HALF THE CHICKEN FARMERS 135 00:06:57,122 --> 00:06:58,499 IN CHICKASAW COUNTY. 136 00:06:58,523 --> 00:07:00,630 IT'S ONLY BECAUSE YOU SAID THAT YOU KNEW A SHORTCUT. 137 00:07:00,654 --> 00:07:03,202 SEE, THESE AREN'T THE SIDES OF THE STORY THAT I HEAR. 138 00:07:03,226 --> 00:07:04,535 YOU GOT ANY MORE OF THESE? 139 00:07:04,559 --> 00:07:06,507 THEY'LL COME IN VERY USEFUL NEXT TIME I'M IN FOR A LECTURE. 140 00:07:06,531 --> 00:07:08,207 NO, I DON'T THINK... [ KNOCKING ON DOOR ] 141 00:07:08,231 --> 00:07:10,339 DON'T YOU SAY ANYTHING ELSE. 142 00:07:10,363 --> 00:07:13,283 JUST A SECOND! 143 00:07:13,307 --> 00:07:16,286 MAGGIE SAWYER... METROPOLIS P.D. 144 00:07:16,310 --> 00:07:18,117 HI. MAY I COME IN? 145 00:07:18,141 --> 00:07:19,649 UH, YEAH, SURE. COME ON IN. 146 00:07:19,673 --> 00:07:21,389 THANK YOU. 147 00:07:21,413 --> 00:07:23,221 SENATOR. 148 00:07:23,245 --> 00:07:26,249 CAMPAIGN HEADQUARTERS SAID I COULD FIND YOU HERE. 149 00:07:27,379 --> 00:07:30,199 WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU? 150 00:07:30,223 --> 00:07:32,500 A YOUNG WOMAN WAS KILLED LAST NIGHT... HIT-AND-RUN. 151 00:07:32,524 --> 00:07:34,687 WE WENT THROUGH HER APARTMENT, AND WE FOUND THIS. 152 00:07:38,590 --> 00:07:40,268 NOW, I DON'T HAVE ENOUGH EVIDENCE 153 00:07:40,292 --> 00:07:41,569 TO BRING YOU IN FOR QUESTIONING, 154 00:07:41,593 --> 00:07:43,670 BUT I WOULD CERTAINLY APPRECIATE AN EXPLANATION. 155 00:07:43,694 --> 00:07:46,497 SO WOULD I. I'VE NEVER SEEN HER BEFORE. 156 00:07:48,238 --> 00:07:50,177 WELL, THAT MUST HAVE BEEN TRICKY 157 00:07:50,201 --> 00:07:52,372 WHILE SHE WAS CUDDLED UP ON YOUR LAP. 158 00:07:54,305 --> 00:07:57,507 WITH ALL DUE RESPECT, SENATOR, PICTURES DON'T LIE. 159 00:07:59,449 --> 00:08:00,687 Jonathan: HANG ON JUST A MINUTE. 160 00:08:00,711 --> 00:08:03,252 THIS DAY AND AGE, THEY MOST CERTAINLY DO. 161 00:08:04,514 --> 00:08:08,334 UH... THIS PICTURE'S A FAKE. 162 00:08:08,358 --> 00:08:09,694 IT DOESN'T MATTER. 163 00:08:09,718 --> 00:08:13,538 THE MINUTE IT HITS THE PRESS, THE DAMAGE IS DONE. 164 00:08:13,562 --> 00:08:15,269 THIS COULD RUIN ME. 165 00:08:15,293 --> 00:08:18,502 SO IT LOOKS LIKE THE MUDSLINGING'S ALREADY STARTED. 166 00:08:18,526 --> 00:08:20,504 [ CHUCKLES ] 167 00:08:20,528 --> 00:08:23,507 DAD, DO YOU REALLY THINK LEX WOULD GO THIS FAR? 168 00:08:23,531 --> 00:08:25,410 YOU KNOW LEX LUTHOR BETTER THAN ANYBODY. 169 00:08:25,434 --> 00:08:26,610 HE'S NOT GONNA ENTER A RACE 170 00:08:26,634 --> 00:08:28,406 UNLESS HE'S SURE HE'S GONNA WIN IT. 171 00:08:33,311 --> 00:08:36,389 IS IT TRUE, LEX? 172 00:08:36,413 --> 00:08:38,662 YOU KNOW, AFTER YOU'VE BEEN M.I.A. FOR WEEKS, 173 00:08:38,686 --> 00:08:42,326 I DON'T THINK A HELLO IS TOO MUCH TO ASK FOR. 174 00:08:42,350 --> 00:08:44,597 HOW LONG YOU BEEN PLANNING TO RUN FOR STATE SENATE? 175 00:08:44,621 --> 00:08:46,328 SEVERAL MONTHS NOW, 176 00:08:46,352 --> 00:08:47,770 AND IF YOU'RE IMPLYING I SHOULD HAVE TOLD YOU, 177 00:08:47,794 --> 00:08:49,402 YOU MIGHT WANT TO RETHINK 178 00:08:49,426 --> 00:08:51,528 THE BARRIER YOU'VE DRAWN ON THIS FRIENDSHIP. 179 00:08:58,463 --> 00:09:01,513 I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'D DESTROY SOMEONE JUST TO WIN A RACE. 180 00:09:01,537 --> 00:09:04,385 THERE'S A REASON THEY CALL IT A RACE, 181 00:09:04,409 --> 00:09:06,217 NOT A POLITICAL POTLUCK. 182 00:09:06,241 --> 00:09:09,650 BUT IF YOU THINK I HAD SOMETHING TO DO WITH THIS... 183 00:09:09,674 --> 00:09:11,393 LEX, YOUR COMPETITION WAS LINKED 184 00:09:11,417 --> 00:09:12,693 TO THE MURDER OF A YOUNG GIRL 185 00:09:12,717 --> 00:09:14,655 JUST BEFORE YOU ANNOUNCED YOUR CANDIDACY. 186 00:09:14,679 --> 00:09:16,527 THAT'S A BIT OF A COINCIDENCE, ISN'T IT? 187 00:09:16,551 --> 00:09:18,759 YOU HONESTLY DON'T RECOGNIZE THAT PICTURE? 188 00:09:18,783 --> 00:09:21,231 THE ONLY THING I RECOGNIZE IS THE BOOTH. 189 00:09:21,255 --> 00:09:23,634 IT'S THE WINDGATE GENTLEMEN'S CLUB IN METROPOLIS... 190 00:09:23,658 --> 00:09:26,637 NOT A SMART STOP-OFF FOR AN INCUMBENT ON THE CAMPAIGN TRAIL. 191 00:09:26,661 --> 00:09:28,437 LOOK, I KNOW THIS GUY, 192 00:09:28,461 --> 00:09:31,471 AND IF YOU'RE NOT TRYING TO SET HIM UP, SOMEBODY IS. 193 00:09:31,495 --> 00:09:33,643 MAYBE IT'S SOMEBODY AT THIS CLUB. 194 00:09:33,667 --> 00:09:36,745 CLARK, THERE'S A REASON THAT CLUB'S SO UNDERGROUND. 195 00:09:36,769 --> 00:09:39,778 ALL RIGHT, THE CITY DOESN'T EXACTLY GIVE LICENSES 196 00:09:39,802 --> 00:09:42,480 FOR SOME OF THE THINGS THAT GO ON THERE. 197 00:09:42,504 --> 00:09:45,408 ARE YOU SURE YOU WANT TO GET INVOLVED IN THIS? 198 00:09:47,580 --> 00:09:49,528 JACK'S LIKE AN UNCLE TO ME. 199 00:09:49,552 --> 00:09:51,560 AND IN CASE YOU'VE FORGOTTEN, 200 00:09:51,584 --> 00:09:54,086 THAT'S WHAT FRIENDS DO FOR EACH OTHER. 201 00:09:57,820 --> 00:09:59,797 LOOK, IF YOU'RE SERIOUS 202 00:09:59,821 --> 00:10:03,441 ABOUT GETTING THROUGH THAT FRONT DOOR... 203 00:10:03,465 --> 00:10:07,698 YOU'RE GONNA NEED A LITTLE MORE THAN YOUR DRIVER'S LICENSE. 204 00:10:09,299 --> 00:10:12,732 DO ME A FAVOR. STAY OUT OF TROUBLE. 205 00:10:26,817 --> 00:10:29,495 I GUESS EVEN MapQuest HAS ITS LIMITATIONS. 206 00:10:29,519 --> 00:10:32,467 HOW DO YOU GET IN THIS PLACE, THROUGH A MANHOLE COVER? 207 00:10:32,491 --> 00:10:34,529 OR A BIG NEON DOOR. 208 00:10:34,553 --> 00:10:37,557 I'D SAY THE ARMANI SUIT'S A DEAD GIVEAWAY. 209 00:10:40,558 --> 00:10:42,106 HI! HELLO! 210 00:10:42,130 --> 00:10:43,577 SORRY, GIRLS. 211 00:10:43,601 --> 00:10:45,580 OH, COME ON, OUR FRIEND'S ALREADY IN THERE. 212 00:10:45,604 --> 00:10:47,442 YEAH, IT'S HER ONLY NIGHT IN TOWN, 213 00:10:47,466 --> 00:10:49,744 AND I'D PROMISED I'D TAKE HER TO THE HOTTEST ADDRESS. 214 00:10:49,768 --> 00:10:51,716 IT'S A PRIVATE CLUB, SO I'M AFRAID 215 00:10:51,740 --> 00:10:54,572 THIS IS AS MUCH OF THE PLACE AS YOU'RE GOING TO SEE. 216 00:11:01,619 --> 00:11:02,850 [ SIGHS ] 217 00:11:12,629 --> 00:11:14,466 YOU HAVE A RUN. 218 00:11:14,490 --> 00:11:17,494 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND WHISTLING IN DISTANCE ] 219 00:11:24,941 --> 00:11:28,879 THIS MAKES MY HALLOWEEN HEIDI DIRNDL COSTUME LOOK TAME. 220 00:11:28,903 --> 00:11:31,883 SO, YOU THINK THAT MELISSA GIRL WAS A DANCER HERE? 221 00:11:31,907 --> 00:11:33,754 I DON'T KNOW. 222 00:11:33,778 --> 00:11:37,388 JIMMY CHOOS ARE A LONG WAY FROM ANGEL WINGS AND FISHNETS. 223 00:11:37,412 --> 00:11:39,360 EXCUSE ME. HI. 224 00:11:39,384 --> 00:11:42,493 UH, DO YOU GUYS KNOW ANYTHING 225 00:11:42,517 --> 00:11:45,789 ABOUT A WOMAN NAMED MELISSA PAGE? 226 00:11:53,866 --> 00:11:56,570 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE IN DISTANCE ] 227 00:12:04,937 --> 00:12:07,816 PEOPLE WON'T TALK, BUT RECORDS DEFINITELY WILL. 228 00:12:07,840 --> 00:12:10,482 IF SHE WORKED HERE, SHE'LL BE ON FILE. 229 00:12:14,517 --> 00:12:18,220 Man: JOE, DAVID! IN MY OFFICE. 230 00:12:19,922 --> 00:12:21,399 ARE YOU LADIES LOST? 231 00:12:21,423 --> 00:12:23,931 UM, WE WERE JUST LOOKING FOR, UH... 232 00:12:23,955 --> 00:12:27,634 DON'T BE SHY. SHE'S HERE TO DANCE. 233 00:12:27,658 --> 00:12:30,407 ARE YOU THE REPLACEMENT ROCCO SENT OVER? 234 00:12:30,431 --> 00:12:33,740 YEAH, UH, HE REALLY HATED TO SEE HER GO. 235 00:12:33,764 --> 00:12:37,707 TAKE YOUR CLOTHES OFF. LET'S SEE WHAT YOU GOT. 236 00:12:46,415 --> 00:12:48,224 [ KNOCK ON DOOR ] 237 00:12:48,248 --> 00:12:50,456 I KNOCKED. I GUESS YOU DIDN'T HEAR. 238 00:12:50,480 --> 00:12:51,657 NO, I HEARD YOU. 239 00:12:51,681 --> 00:12:53,928 I'M HERE TO SEE SENATOR JENNINGS. 240 00:12:53,952 --> 00:12:55,601 LEX, IF YOU WANT TO SLING SOME MUD, 241 00:12:55,625 --> 00:12:58,332 I STRONGLY RECOMMEND YOU DO IT IN SOMEBODY ELSE'S HOUSE. 242 00:12:58,356 --> 00:12:59,533 DON'T WORRY. 243 00:12:59,557 --> 00:13:03,368 I'M NOT HOLDING MY BREATH FOR YOUR VOTE. 244 00:13:03,392 --> 00:13:05,340 I'VE NEVER LIKED YOU ALL THAT MUCH, LEX, 245 00:13:05,364 --> 00:13:06,541 BUT EVEN I'M SURPRISED 246 00:13:06,565 --> 00:13:08,413 BY THE DEPTHS YOU'RE WILLING TO SINK TO. 247 00:13:08,437 --> 00:13:10,615 AND I'M SURE YOU HAVE SUCH A GOOD VIEW OF IT ALL 248 00:13:10,639 --> 00:13:12,446 FROM YOUR PULPIT. 249 00:13:12,470 --> 00:13:15,349 HOLIER-THAN-THOU IS AN EASY FALLBACK, MR. KENT. 250 00:13:15,373 --> 00:13:17,880 IT KEEPS YOU FROM REALLY LOOKING AT THE PEOPLE AROUND YOU. 251 00:13:17,904 --> 00:13:19,653 I'VE KNOWN JACK FOR OVER 25 YEARS. 252 00:13:19,677 --> 00:13:22,326 I NEVER HAD A MORE TRUSTWORTHY OR LOYAL FRIEND. 253 00:13:22,350 --> 00:13:24,256 THIS STATE NEEDS SOMEBODY LIKE HIM, 254 00:13:24,280 --> 00:13:26,558 SOMEBODY WHO'S WILLING TO STAND BY THEIR WORD, 255 00:13:26,582 --> 00:13:29,893 SOMEBODY WHO'S WILLING TO DO WHAT'S RIGHT FOR EVERYBODY, 256 00:13:29,917 --> 00:13:31,594 NOT JUST FOR HIMSELF... 257 00:13:31,618 --> 00:13:34,937 SOMEBODY WHO'S WILLING TO GO UP AGAINST PEOPLE LIKE YOU. 258 00:13:34,961 --> 00:13:37,700 WELL, IF YOU KNOW HIM SO WELL, 259 00:13:37,724 --> 00:13:41,373 MAYBE YOU SHOULD ASK YOUR GOOD OL' BOY 260 00:13:41,397 --> 00:13:43,428 TO EXPLAIN THIS TO YOU. 261 00:13:46,471 --> 00:13:48,710 AFTER CLARK'S VISIT, I DECIDED TO LOOK 262 00:13:48,734 --> 00:13:51,612 INTO THE SENATOR'S UNFORTUNATE SNAPSHOT MYSELF. 263 00:13:51,636 --> 00:13:53,585 IT'S HIS CELLPHONE RECORD. 264 00:13:53,609 --> 00:13:56,317 HE SEEMS TO BE CALLING HIS DEAD STRIPPER FRIEND 265 00:13:56,341 --> 00:13:58,943 A LITTLE MORE THAN FREQUENTLY. 266 00:14:02,647 --> 00:14:04,995 WHEN ARE YOU RELEASING THIS? 267 00:14:05,019 --> 00:14:07,628 I'M NOT. 268 00:14:07,652 --> 00:14:12,601 BUT IF I FOUND IT, YOU KNOW THE PRESS WON'T BE FAR BEHIND. 269 00:14:12,625 --> 00:14:14,597 I THOUGHT HE'D LIKE A HEADS UP. 270 00:14:22,004 --> 00:14:23,966 [ DOOR CLOSES ] 271 00:14:29,741 --> 00:14:31,549 Chloe: LOIS, ARE YOU ALMOST DONE? 272 00:14:31,573 --> 00:14:33,491 YOU DIDN'T HAVE THAT MUCH TO PUT ON. 273 00:14:33,515 --> 00:14:35,553 YOU KNOW, REMIND ME WHEN ALL THIS IS OVER 274 00:14:35,577 --> 00:14:37,655 TO NEVER EVER ASK A FAVOR OF YOU AGAIN. 275 00:14:37,679 --> 00:14:40,658 THIS ISN'T ABOUT ME. THIS IS ABOUT GETTING TO THE TRUTH. 276 00:14:40,682 --> 00:14:43,561 YEAH, WELL, THE LAST GIRL THAT KNEW THE TRUTH 277 00:14:43,585 --> 00:14:46,457 ENDED UP AS A HOOD ORNAMENT ON SOMEONE'S CAR. 278 00:14:51,591 --> 00:14:52,793 HOWDY. 279 00:14:54,695 --> 00:14:59,115 YOU KNOW, MY FRIEND'S REALLY EXCITED ABOUT WORKING HERE, 280 00:14:59,139 --> 00:15:02,048 BUT I THINK IT'S KIND OF DANGEROUS, 281 00:15:02,072 --> 00:15:06,052 ESPECIALLY AFTER THAT GIRL WAS KILLED AND EVERYTHING. 282 00:15:06,076 --> 00:15:09,455 HOW CAN I EXPLAIN THIS TO YOU? 283 00:15:09,479 --> 00:15:12,782 DON'T TALK TO ME. DON'T TALK TO ANY OF US. 284 00:15:14,653 --> 00:15:17,091 WELL? 285 00:15:17,115 --> 00:15:19,094 [ CHUCKLES ] 286 00:15:19,118 --> 00:15:21,466 WHAT DO YOU THINK? 287 00:15:21,490 --> 00:15:27,095 ALL I CAN SAY IS... GOD BLESS AMERICA. 288 00:15:51,748 --> 00:15:52,825 GOOD EVENING. 289 00:15:52,849 --> 00:15:55,126 FIRST TIME AT THE WINDGATE. 290 00:15:55,150 --> 00:15:57,453 UH, LEX LUTHOR REFERRED ME. 291 00:15:58,754 --> 00:16:01,033 WILL MR. LUTHOR BE JOINING YOU THIS EVENING? 292 00:16:01,057 --> 00:16:06,807 NO, I'll, UH... I'M MEETING JACK JENNINGS. 293 00:16:06,831 --> 00:16:09,664 THE SENATOR? LET ME SHOW YOU HIS USUAL TABLE. 294 00:16:17,772 --> 00:16:20,120 UH, ON SECOND THOUGHT... NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. 295 00:16:20,144 --> 00:16:22,216 THINKING... BAD. DANCING... GOOD. 296 00:16:22,846 --> 00:16:26,179 JUST ASK MR. SHOOT FIRST, THINK LATER OVER THERE. 297 00:16:27,221 --> 00:16:29,499 NOW, I NEED YOU TO DIG DEEP DOWN 298 00:16:29,523 --> 00:16:31,461 AND FIND YOUR INNER DEMI MOORE. 299 00:16:31,485 --> 00:16:34,464 [ SIGHS ] 300 00:16:34,488 --> 00:16:35,804 OKAY? 301 00:16:35,828 --> 00:16:37,466 YEAH. 302 00:16:37,490 --> 00:16:39,869 YOU BETTER AT LEAST USE THIS DISTRACTION 303 00:16:39,893 --> 00:16:42,195 TO FIND SOMETHING ABOUT MELISSA. 304 00:16:54,746 --> 00:16:56,685 HERE YOU GO. THANK YOU. 305 00:16:56,709 --> 00:16:58,850 YOU'RE WELCOME. HAVE A GOOD EVENING. 306 00:17:01,212 --> 00:17:04,486 HEY, HANDSOME. WHAT CAN I GET FOR YOU? 307 00:17:07,858 --> 00:17:09,721 I'll HAVE A COKE... 308 00:17:10,721 --> 00:17:14,724 S-STRAIGHT UP ON THE ROCKS. 309 00:17:17,567 --> 00:17:20,647 [ SIGHS ] 310 00:17:20,671 --> 00:17:22,849 Man: GENTLEMEN, LET'S GIVE CAROLYN A NICE AU REVOIR. 311 00:17:22,873 --> 00:17:26,111 AND NOW IN HER FIRST WINDGATE APPEARANCE, 312 00:17:26,135 --> 00:17:30,740 WELCOME TO THE STAGE, ALL-AMERICAN GIRL AMBER WAVES! 313 00:18:46,349 --> 00:18:48,211 [ Foreign accent ] BRAVO! 314 00:19:11,002 --> 00:19:13,651 I'D SALUTE TO THAT ANY TIME. 315 00:19:13,675 --> 00:19:15,654 LET'S GIVE IT UP FOR OUR OWN RED-BLOODED RECRUIT. 316 00:19:15,678 --> 00:19:17,354 NICE JOB. 317 00:19:17,378 --> 00:19:20,257 NOW LET'S GIVE A GOOD HOMEGROWN WELCOME... HERE'S DIXIE! 318 00:19:20,281 --> 00:19:24,015 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 319 00:19:28,950 --> 00:19:32,993 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 320 00:19:47,007 --> 00:19:50,285 IT'S CHLOE'S FAULT. WE'RE FOLLOWING A MURDER STORY. 321 00:19:50,309 --> 00:19:51,847 YES, WELL, THAT MAKES TWO OF US, 322 00:19:51,871 --> 00:19:54,743 BUT I THINK I'll STICK TO MY METHOD. 323 00:20:00,950 --> 00:20:02,827 YOU'RE GONNA GET ME FIRED 324 00:20:02,851 --> 00:20:05,300 IF YOU KEEP LOOKING AT ME LIKE I'M... 325 00:20:05,324 --> 00:20:07,061 WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO? 326 00:20:07,085 --> 00:20:09,734 OH, UH... I DON'T KNOW. 327 00:20:09,758 --> 00:20:12,706 GIVE ME A 20 AND LOOK ME OVER. 328 00:20:12,730 --> 00:20:14,092 [ SIGHS ] 329 00:20:20,097 --> 00:20:22,038 [ GROANS ] 330 00:20:28,776 --> 00:20:29,983 Man: BRAVO! 331 00:20:30,007 --> 00:20:32,354 THAT NEW GIRL... WHO IS SHE? I WANT HER. 332 00:20:32,378 --> 00:20:34,387 Man #2: I DON'T KNOW. SHE'S NEW. 333 00:20:34,411 --> 00:20:37,889 FOR 500K, YOU KNOW I DON'T ASK ANY QUESTIONS OF MY GIRLS. 334 00:20:37,913 --> 00:20:40,787 AND FOR THAT MUCH, YOU BETTER NOT ANSWER ANY, EITHER. 335 00:20:45,060 --> 00:20:47,998 EVERYBODY FREEZE! METROPOLIS P.D.! 336 00:20:48,022 --> 00:20:49,970 EVERYBODY TAKE IT EASY! 337 00:20:49,994 --> 00:20:52,373 WE HAVE A REPORT OF MINORS WORKING AND BEING SERVED 338 00:20:52,397 --> 00:20:53,804 IN THIS ESTABLISHMENT. 339 00:20:53,828 --> 00:20:55,345 WE WILL BE INTERVIEWING YOU INDIVIDUALLY. 340 00:20:55,369 --> 00:20:56,777 PLEASE HAVE YOUR I.D.s READY. 341 00:20:56,801 --> 00:20:58,349 COME ON. WHAT? 342 00:20:58,373 --> 00:21:01,111 YOU WANT TO STICK AROUND AND GET ARRESTED? 343 00:21:01,135 --> 00:21:02,936 COME. 344 00:21:09,083 --> 00:21:13,092 THE REALLY WRONG TIME AND THE REALLY WRONG PLACE, KID. 345 00:21:13,116 --> 00:21:14,988 YOU'RE UNDER ARREST. 346 00:21:22,454 --> 00:21:23,703 WHAT IS THIS ABOUT? 347 00:21:23,727 --> 00:21:25,004 WE HAVE AN ANONYMOUS TIP 348 00:21:25,028 --> 00:21:26,906 THAT A CAR INVOLVED IN A HIT-AND-RUN LAST NIGHT 349 00:21:26,930 --> 00:21:28,476 WAS SEEN LEAVING YOUR ESTABLISHMENT. 350 00:21:28,500 --> 00:21:30,007 YOU CAN'T JUST ARREST EVERYBODY. 351 00:21:30,031 --> 00:21:31,739 THE CITY'S LOOKED THE OTHER WAY 352 00:21:31,763 --> 00:21:33,742 BECAUSE YOUR CLIENTELE CAN PULL A LOT OF STRINGS. 353 00:21:33,766 --> 00:21:35,714 NOW I'VE GOT A DEAD 19-YEAR-OLD ON MY HANDS. 354 00:21:35,738 --> 00:21:37,084 I GOT TO GO BY THE BOOK. 355 00:21:37,108 --> 00:21:38,917 OKAY, PEOPLE. LISTEN UP! 356 00:21:38,941 --> 00:21:40,948 IT IS GOING TO BE A LONG NIGHT. 357 00:21:40,972 --> 00:21:43,450 YOUR COOPERATION WOULD BE GREATLY APPRECIATED. 358 00:21:43,474 --> 00:21:45,747 THANK YOU. 359 00:21:50,882 --> 00:21:51,928 CLARK? 360 00:21:51,952 --> 00:21:53,860 CHLOE. WHERE'S LOIS? 361 00:21:53,884 --> 00:21:57,164 I DON'T KNOW. CLARK, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 362 00:21:57,188 --> 00:21:58,929 CLARK! 363 00:22:07,237 --> 00:22:08,975 Sawyer: YOU'RE THE BOUNCER. 364 00:22:08,999 --> 00:22:10,775 YOU KNOW EVERYTHING THAT GOES ON IN THIS PLACE. 365 00:22:10,799 --> 00:22:12,878 Bouncer: CUT ME A DEAL. TELL ME ABOUT JENNINGS. 366 00:22:12,902 --> 00:22:14,949 HE WAS DRUNK. I TOOK HIM HOME. 367 00:22:14,973 --> 00:22:17,181 HE HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH THE GIRL. 368 00:22:17,205 --> 00:22:20,084 HE'S INNOCENT. 369 00:22:20,108 --> 00:22:22,087 WOW, THESE ARE, UM... 370 00:22:22,111 --> 00:22:25,189 THEY'RE HEAVIER THAN THEY LOOK. 371 00:22:25,213 --> 00:22:26,831 [ LAUGHS ] 372 00:22:26,855 --> 00:22:30,063 THEY'RE WAY BETTER THAN THE HEELS. TRUST ME. 373 00:22:30,087 --> 00:22:32,095 SO, YOU GUYS MUST HAVE BEEN 374 00:22:32,119 --> 00:22:34,068 PRETTY CLOSE WITH MELISSA. 375 00:22:34,092 --> 00:22:37,200 UH, SORRY. OKAY. PREMATURE SEGUE. 376 00:22:37,224 --> 00:22:38,802 BUT, COME ON. 377 00:22:38,826 --> 00:22:40,274 WE'RE OBVIOUSLY ON THE SAME SIDE HERE. 378 00:22:40,298 --> 00:22:42,206 I JUST WANT TO KNOW WHAT HAPPENED TO HER. 379 00:22:42,230 --> 00:22:44,077 IT'S A TRAGEDY IS WHAT IT IS. 380 00:22:44,101 --> 00:22:46,810 SHE FINALLY GETS HER SHOT AT PRINCE CHARMING, 381 00:22:46,834 --> 00:22:48,851 AND WHAM... BYE-BYE, IVORY TOWER. 382 00:22:48,875 --> 00:22:50,552 ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT THE SENATOR? 383 00:22:50,576 --> 00:22:52,084 Woman: NO WAY. 384 00:22:52,108 --> 00:22:54,187 THE ONLY THING HE DID WRONG WAS FALL FOR HER. 385 00:22:54,211 --> 00:22:56,859 THERE'S THIS SUAVE GUY, KIND OF EURO-LOOKING. 386 00:22:56,883 --> 00:22:58,090 NOW, WHAT DID HE WANT WITH MELISSA? 387 00:22:58,114 --> 00:22:59,921 EVERY FEW MONTHS HE PICKS SOME LUCKY GIRL 388 00:22:59,945 --> 00:23:01,994 AND TAKES HER OUT OF THIS DUMP. 389 00:23:02,018 --> 00:23:04,795 PROBABLY TO SOME TROPICAL ISLAND SOMEWHERE. 390 00:23:04,819 --> 00:23:06,497 [ WHIP SLAPS ] 391 00:23:06,521 --> 00:23:08,999 YOU KNOW WHY THEY INVENTED FAIRY TALES? 392 00:23:09,023 --> 00:23:11,832 IT'S BECAUSE NO ONE WANTS TO FACE REALITY. 393 00:23:11,856 --> 00:23:14,235 ALL WE KNOW IS THAT THE GIRLS DISAPPEAR, 394 00:23:14,259 --> 00:23:16,862 AND THEN NO ONE EVER SEES THEM AGAIN. 395 00:23:18,262 --> 00:23:20,511 SOMEBODY SHOULD HAVE WARNED YOUR FRIEND ABOUT THAT. 396 00:23:20,535 --> 00:23:22,042 LOIS? 397 00:23:22,066 --> 00:23:24,167 YEAH, I SAW HER LEAVE WITH HIM DURING THE RAID. 398 00:23:25,138 --> 00:23:28,311 SULLIVAN... LET'S GO. 399 00:23:31,345 --> 00:23:33,223 YOU CAN THANK LEX LUTHOR 400 00:23:33,247 --> 00:23:35,854 FOR SOME VERY GENEROUS PHONE CALLS. 401 00:23:35,878 --> 00:23:37,197 DETECTIVE SAWYER, I THINK THE GUY 402 00:23:37,221 --> 00:23:39,027 THAT KILLED MELISSA PAGE HAS MY COUSIN. 403 00:23:39,051 --> 00:23:40,929 THE GUY MADE SOME DEAL WITH THE CLUB OWNER 404 00:23:40,953 --> 00:23:42,130 BEFORE SHE VANISHED. 405 00:23:42,154 --> 00:23:44,863 YOU KNOW THIS GUY'S NAME? 406 00:23:44,887 --> 00:23:47,136 OKAY, SO LET ME SEE IF I'M UNDERSTANDING YOU. 407 00:23:47,160 --> 00:23:49,338 YOUR COUSIN, WHO I'M ASSUMING IS UNDERAGE, 408 00:23:49,362 --> 00:23:52,169 WAS STRIPPING AND MAKING DEALS WITH WEALTHY PATRONS, 409 00:23:52,193 --> 00:23:54,171 MANAGED TO ESCAPE A POLICE RAID... 410 00:23:54,195 --> 00:23:56,844 IT'S NOT LIKE THAT. SHE WAS JUST HELPING ME TO INVESTIGATE. 411 00:23:56,868 --> 00:23:58,045 INVESTIGATE? 412 00:23:58,069 --> 00:24:00,017 OKAY... LUTHOR MAY HAVE PULLED 413 00:24:00,041 --> 00:24:02,879 A-GET-OUT-OF-JAIL-FREE CARD FOR YOU THIS TIME, 414 00:24:02,903 --> 00:24:04,851 BUT IT WILL NOT HAPPEN AGAIN. 415 00:24:04,875 --> 00:24:07,284 IF YOU WANT TO PLAY NANCY DREW AND HARDY BOY, 416 00:24:07,308 --> 00:24:09,380 DO IT IN SOMEONE ELSE'S PRECINCT. 417 00:24:18,018 --> 00:24:19,995 LOOK, IF I DON'T CHANGE MY STANCE 418 00:24:20,019 --> 00:24:22,068 JUST BECAUSE SOME POLL TELLS ME TO, 419 00:24:22,092 --> 00:24:23,999 I AM CERTAINLY NOT GOING TO 420 00:24:24,023 --> 00:24:27,172 BECAUSE SOME JOURNALIST HEARS A RUMOR, OKAY, JORDAN? 421 00:24:27,196 --> 00:24:28,303 GOODBYE. 422 00:24:28,327 --> 00:24:31,201 [ HORN BLARES ] 423 00:24:37,606 --> 00:24:40,314 YOU JUST COULD NOT RESIST, COULD YOU? 424 00:24:40,338 --> 00:24:42,087 YOU STILL HAVE A NASTY HABIT 425 00:24:42,111 --> 00:24:44,113 OF LEAVING YOUR KEYS IN THE IGNITION. 426 00:24:46,214 --> 00:24:48,392 GET IN. 427 00:24:48,416 --> 00:24:49,964 WITH YOU AT THE WHEEL? 428 00:24:49,988 --> 00:24:51,896 I GUESS IT WOULDN'T BE THE FIRST TIME 429 00:24:51,920 --> 00:24:55,292 I PUT MY LIFE IN YOUR HANDS. 430 00:25:00,127 --> 00:25:01,905 WHAT? 431 00:25:01,929 --> 00:25:05,078 DAMN THING'S BEEN STUCK EVER SINCE I BOUGHT IT. 432 00:25:05,102 --> 00:25:08,305 [ ENGINE TURNS OVER ] 433 00:25:19,945 --> 00:25:21,948 [ ENGINE ROARING ] 434 00:25:26,182 --> 00:25:29,984 [ TIRES SCREECHING ] 435 00:25:32,057 --> 00:25:34,235 TRY THAT WITH A 4-CYLINDER. 436 00:25:34,259 --> 00:25:37,368 SO WHAT'S THE REAL REASON FOR THE JOYRIDE? 437 00:25:37,392 --> 00:25:39,639 WHEN WERE YOU GONNA TELL ME ABOUT THE GIRL, JACK? 438 00:25:39,663 --> 00:25:43,244 WHAT, YOU THINK I HAD SOMETHING TO DO WITH WHAT HAPPENED? 439 00:25:43,268 --> 00:25:45,014 I HAVE NO IDEA, BUT I DO THINK 440 00:25:45,038 --> 00:25:47,471 IT'S TIME YOU GAVE ME SOME STRAIGHT ANSWERS, DON'T YOU? 441 00:25:50,104 --> 00:25:52,452 LOOK, I DIDN'T WANT YOU TO BE INVOLVED. 442 00:25:52,476 --> 00:25:55,655 THERE'S ONLY SO MUCH YOU SHOULD ASK OF A FRIEND. 443 00:25:55,679 --> 00:25:59,389 OH, SO, INSTEAD, YOU LIE TO MY FACE... 444 00:25:59,413 --> 00:26:01,229 WELL, WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO SAY? 445 00:26:01,253 --> 00:26:03,662 THAT MY MARRIAGE IS MORE OF A BUSINESS ARRANGEMENT, 446 00:26:03,686 --> 00:26:06,195 AND THE ONLY PERSON WHO MAKES ME HAPPY IS SOME DANCER? 447 00:26:06,219 --> 00:26:08,667 HOW MUCH OF THAT WOULD YOU HAVE REALLY UNDERSTOOD? 448 00:26:08,691 --> 00:26:10,299 I MIGHT NOT UNDERSTAND ANY OF IT, JACK. 449 00:26:10,323 --> 00:26:12,070 BUT, COME ON, ALL OF OUR LIVES 450 00:26:12,094 --> 00:26:14,101 HAVE TAKEN TURNS THAT WE DIDN'T EXPECT. 451 00:26:14,125 --> 00:26:16,373 YOU'VE NEVER HAD A LIE GET OUT OF HAND... 452 00:26:16,397 --> 00:26:18,470 OR YOU'VE NEVER BEEN CAUGHT AT IT. 453 00:26:20,301 --> 00:26:22,334 [ TIRES SCREECHING ] 454 00:26:25,507 --> 00:26:29,986 I'VE NEVER BEEN IN A POSITION WHERE PEOPLE LOOK UP TO ME. 455 00:26:30,010 --> 00:26:31,418 YOU ARE CLARK'S HERO. 456 00:26:31,442 --> 00:26:33,689 SO I'M NOT SUPPOSED TO HAVE ANY FAULTS, HUH? 457 00:26:33,713 --> 00:26:35,161 WHO CAN LIVE UP TO THAT? 458 00:26:35,185 --> 00:26:37,194 YOU KNOW WHY THERE'S NO HEROES TODAY... 459 00:26:37,218 --> 00:26:39,166 IT'S BECAUSE AT THE END OF THE DAY, 460 00:26:39,190 --> 00:26:41,368 PEOPLE DON'T RESPECT THEM... THEY ENVY THEM. 461 00:26:41,392 --> 00:26:43,999 AND THEY'RE JUST WAITING FOR THEM TO SCREW UP. 462 00:26:44,023 --> 00:26:45,772 WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO, JACK? 463 00:26:45,796 --> 00:26:47,302 [ SIGHS ] 464 00:26:47,326 --> 00:26:49,205 WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO? 465 00:26:49,229 --> 00:26:50,476 I'M A GOOD SENATOR. 466 00:26:50,500 --> 00:26:52,737 YOU WANT TO GIVE THAT KIND OF POWER 467 00:26:52,761 --> 00:26:54,709 TO SOMEBODY LIKE LEX LUTHOR? 468 00:26:54,733 --> 00:26:57,242 I MIGHT NOT AGREE WITH LEX LUTHOR'S POLITICS, JACK, 469 00:26:57,266 --> 00:26:59,038 BUT AT LEAST I KNOW WHO HE IS. 470 00:27:17,085 --> 00:27:19,062 NICE PLACE YOU GOT. 471 00:27:19,086 --> 00:27:20,333 THANK YOU. 472 00:27:20,357 --> 00:27:23,736 WELL, THANKS FOR HELPING ME OUT BACK THERE. 473 00:27:23,760 --> 00:27:25,432 MY PLEASURE. 474 00:27:27,433 --> 00:27:29,042 [ CLEARS THROAT ] 475 00:27:29,066 --> 00:27:32,368 I THINK I HAVE SOMETHING A LITTLE MORE YOUR SIZE. 476 00:27:44,851 --> 00:27:48,183 I WON'T PEEK... I PROMISE. 477 00:27:54,519 --> 00:27:57,221 [ EXHALES SHARPLY ] 478 00:28:03,798 --> 00:28:05,529 MELISSA. 479 00:28:08,532 --> 00:28:10,249 Man: YOU WANT ME TO HELP YOU TIE IT? 480 00:28:10,273 --> 00:28:14,254 OH, OH, NO. THAT'S FINE, UM... 481 00:28:14,278 --> 00:28:16,240 ALMOST GOT IT. 482 00:28:24,416 --> 00:28:26,465 [ CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS ] 483 00:28:26,489 --> 00:28:28,167 WOW. [ CHUCKLES ] 484 00:28:28,191 --> 00:28:30,353 WHAT YOU DOING THERE? 485 00:28:34,426 --> 00:28:39,506 IT LOOKS SO MUCH BETTER ON YOU THAN ANY OF THE OTHERS. 486 00:28:39,530 --> 00:28:41,139 [ CHUCKLES ] 487 00:28:41,163 --> 00:28:44,282 YOU ARE GOING TO MAKE THEM VERY JEALOUS. 488 00:28:44,306 --> 00:28:47,538 YOU KNOW, I THINK I'M JUST GONNA CALL A CAB. 489 00:28:52,343 --> 00:28:57,153 THINK OF YOUR TAXI DAYS AS A THING OF THE PAST. 490 00:28:57,177 --> 00:29:01,427 YOU HAVE A WHOLE NEW LIFE AHEAD OF YOU NOW. 491 00:29:01,451 --> 00:29:04,453 I DON'T KNOW WHAT KIND OF KINK YOU'RE INTO, BUT.. 492 00:29:11,361 --> 00:29:14,540 YOU ARE SERIOUSLY BEHIND ON YOUR GLORIA STEINEM! 493 00:29:14,564 --> 00:29:18,436 [ ELECTRICAL BUZZING ] 494 00:29:24,272 --> 00:29:26,150 SO THE OWNER OF THE WINDGATE 495 00:29:26,174 --> 00:29:28,822 IS SELLING HIS STRIPPERS TO THE HIGHEST BIDDER? 496 00:29:28,846 --> 00:29:31,426 IT'S KANSAS. IT'S DEFINITELY NOT SMALLVILLE. 497 00:29:31,450 --> 00:29:34,829 500 GRAND FOR A MASSAGE WITH BENEFITS SEEMS LIKE A LOT. 498 00:29:34,853 --> 00:29:36,260 DO YOU KNOW ANYTHING ELSE? 499 00:29:36,284 --> 00:29:37,891 JUST THE BOUNCER TOLD DETECTIVE SAWYER 500 00:29:37,915 --> 00:29:40,264 THAT THE GUY WAS THE SON OF SOME FOREIGN DIPLOMAT. 501 00:29:40,288 --> 00:29:41,935 THEN HE'D HAVE DIPLOMATIC PLATES. 502 00:29:41,959 --> 00:29:44,338 SEE, WHILE YOU WERE INSIDE CHECKING OUT THE ENTERTAINMENT, 503 00:29:44,362 --> 00:29:45,869 I WAS IN THE PARKING LOT 504 00:29:45,893 --> 00:29:47,741 TAKING SHOTS OF THE LICENSE PLATES OF ALL THE CARS. 505 00:29:47,765 --> 00:29:50,467 HERE WE GO. OKAY, CHECK THAT ONE. 506 00:29:56,432 --> 00:29:58,875 THAT'S THE U.N. TOWER. 507 00:30:00,777 --> 00:30:02,838 [ HELICOPTER BLADES WHIRRING ] 508 00:30:14,819 --> 00:30:16,320 LOIS?! 509 00:30:27,300 --> 00:30:29,238 [ RINGING ] 510 00:30:29,262 --> 00:30:30,409 CHLOE SULLIVAN. 511 00:30:30,433 --> 00:30:31,881 He's got Lois. 512 00:30:31,905 --> 00:30:34,313 ANY PSYCHIC GUESSES ON THIS GUY'S COMPUTER PASSWORD? 513 00:30:34,337 --> 00:30:36,315 GOD, DON'T EVEN TRY... HE'S PROBABLY GOT 514 00:30:36,339 --> 00:30:38,318 LIKE A ZILLION LAYERS OF SECURITY ON IT. 515 00:30:38,342 --> 00:30:40,550 YEAH, BUT IT'S STILL WARM. THEY MUST'VE JUST LEFT. 516 00:30:40,574 --> 00:30:42,450 THE PRINTER'S STILL ON. 517 00:30:42,474 --> 00:30:45,919 TRY PRESSING "PRINT" AGAIN. 518 00:30:50,552 --> 00:30:53,232 CHLOE, IT'S A FAKE PASSPORT FOR LOIS. 519 00:30:53,256 --> 00:30:54,802 YOU THINK THEY'RE GONNA TRY 520 00:30:54,826 --> 00:30:57,235 TO SMUGGLE HER OUT OF THE COUNTRY? 521 00:30:57,259 --> 00:31:00,531 EVEN IF HE DOES, I DOUBT HE'LL TAKE HER THROUGH AN AIRPORT. 522 00:31:02,433 --> 00:31:05,342 CLARK, THERE'S A HELIPAD ON THE ROOF. 523 00:31:05,366 --> 00:31:07,439 [ HELICOPTER BLADES WHIRRING ] 524 00:31:24,984 --> 00:31:28,488 WE'RE STUCK ON SOMETHING! 525 00:31:44,472 --> 00:31:47,476 HEY, 007... NICE OF YOU TO SHOW UP. 526 00:31:50,378 --> 00:31:52,840 I'll START ASSUMING THAT MEANS THANK YOU? 527 00:31:59,416 --> 00:32:02,990 LOOKS LIKE IT GOT CAUGHT ON THE CABLE. 528 00:32:04,592 --> 00:32:06,969 THIS SCUMBAG WAS ABOUT TO AIR-CARGO ME 529 00:32:06,993 --> 00:32:09,371 TO THE HONEYMOON SUITE AT THE "GROPACABANA." 530 00:32:09,395 --> 00:32:11,434 I'M GLAD YOU'RE ALL RIGHT. 531 00:32:11,458 --> 00:32:13,976 NOW, IF YOU WILL RELEASE HIM, 532 00:32:14,000 --> 00:32:16,879 I'M AFRAID MR. LYON IS FREE TO GO. 533 00:32:16,903 --> 00:32:18,440 WHAT? 534 00:32:18,464 --> 00:32:21,513 YOU CAN'T JUST LET HIM WALK AWAY. 535 00:32:21,537 --> 00:32:24,515 DIPLOMATIC IMMUNITY. 536 00:32:24,539 --> 00:32:27,389 AS A CONSULATE GUEST IN OUR COUNTRY, 537 00:32:27,413 --> 00:32:29,390 MR. LYON CAN'T BE ARRESTED OR TRIED 538 00:32:29,414 --> 00:32:31,552 FOR ANY CRIME HE COMMITS ON OUR SOIL... 539 00:32:31,576 --> 00:32:33,624 EVEN MURDER. 540 00:32:33,648 --> 00:32:35,597 I'M SORRY. I CAN'T TOUCH HIM. 541 00:32:35,621 --> 00:32:37,998 WELL, I CAN. 542 00:32:38,022 --> 00:32:39,354 UGH! 543 00:32:51,095 --> 00:32:53,043 SOME PEOPLE LIVE ABOVE THE RULES. 544 00:32:53,067 --> 00:32:55,344 GUESS WHAT? THAT'S LIFE IN METROPOLIS. 545 00:32:55,368 --> 00:32:57,546 YOU WANT JUSTICE, 546 00:32:57,570 --> 00:33:00,374 I SUGGEST YOU STAY A LITTLE CLOSER TO HOME. 547 00:33:16,157 --> 00:33:18,495 [ DOOR OPENS ] 548 00:33:18,519 --> 00:33:20,592 WE'LL FINISH THIS LATER. 549 00:33:23,664 --> 00:33:26,143 I JUST WANT TO SAY THANK YOU. 550 00:33:26,167 --> 00:33:28,476 YOU KNOW, WHEN I ASKED YOU TO STAY OUT OF TROUBLE, 551 00:33:28,500 --> 00:33:30,407 I KIND OF THOUGHT THAT MIGHT INCLUDE, UH, 552 00:33:30,431 --> 00:33:32,049 BEING CAUGHT UNDERAGE AT A STRIP CLUB 553 00:33:32,073 --> 00:33:33,610 USING MY MEMBERSHIP 554 00:33:33,634 --> 00:33:35,482 WHILE I'M GEARING UP FOR A POLITICAL CAMPAIGN. 555 00:33:35,506 --> 00:33:37,053 I DIDN'T MEAN TO DRAG YOU INTO THIS. 556 00:33:37,077 --> 00:33:39,116 COME ON, CLARK. WHO ARE YOU KIDDING? 557 00:33:39,140 --> 00:33:41,717 YOU HAD ME MASTERMINDING THIS WHOLE JENNINGS PLOT 558 00:33:41,741 --> 00:33:43,959 BEFORE YOU WALKED THROUGH THOSE DOORS. 559 00:33:43,983 --> 00:33:45,562 I DIDN'T THINK HE WAS LYING TO ME. 560 00:33:45,586 --> 00:33:48,593 BUT YOU ASSUMED I WOULD. 561 00:33:48,617 --> 00:33:52,451 I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT I LOOKED UP TO JACK. 562 00:33:56,756 --> 00:34:00,504 TELL ME WHAT YOU REMEMBER ABOUT KING DAVID. 563 00:34:00,528 --> 00:34:02,736 HUMOR ME. 564 00:34:02,760 --> 00:34:04,609 KING DAVID... 565 00:34:04,633 --> 00:34:07,581 SLEW GOLIATH, SAVED HIS PEOPLE. 566 00:34:07,605 --> 00:34:11,646 AND AFTERWARD, HE SAW A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN BATHING 567 00:34:11,670 --> 00:34:13,687 AND FELL MADLY IN LOVE. 568 00:34:13,711 --> 00:34:15,088 THE PROBLEM WAS, 569 00:34:15,112 --> 00:34:17,614 SHE TURNED OUT TO BE HIS BEST FRIEND'S WIFE. 570 00:34:19,746 --> 00:34:22,425 SO YOU KNOW WHAT OUR GREAT HERO DID? 571 00:34:22,449 --> 00:34:25,499 HE SENT HIS BEST FRIEND OFF TO DIE IN BATTLE 572 00:34:25,523 --> 00:34:27,724 SO HE COULD HAVE HER TO HIMSELF. 573 00:34:30,027 --> 00:34:32,688 KIND OF LEAVE THAT PART OUT, DON'T THEY? 574 00:34:35,731 --> 00:34:39,441 WE ALL NEED TO BELIEVE IN HEROES, CLARK, 575 00:34:39,465 --> 00:34:43,469 AND EVEN THE BEST ONES ARE FAR FROM PERFECT. 576 00:35:03,717 --> 00:35:05,695 SURPRISED TO SEE YOUR CAR OUT FRONT. 577 00:35:05,719 --> 00:35:08,468 I THOUGHT YOU'D BE GONE NOW THAT YOU'RE CLEAR OF MURDER. 578 00:35:08,492 --> 00:35:12,242 I'VE BEEN MULLING OVER SOME PRETTY TOUGH DECISIONS. 579 00:35:12,266 --> 00:35:16,706 THIS SEEMED LIKE A GOOD PLACE TO GET MY BEARINGS AGAIN. 580 00:35:16,730 --> 00:35:18,707 HAVE YOU TALKED TO MY DAD YET? 581 00:35:18,731 --> 00:35:20,879 I'D SAY HE DID MOST OF THE TALKING. 582 00:35:20,903 --> 00:35:24,012 AFTER 20 YEARS, THE MAN'S STILL GOT A HELL OF A KNACK 583 00:35:24,036 --> 00:35:26,155 FOR THE GUILT TRIP, DOESN'T HE? 584 00:35:26,179 --> 00:35:29,957 USUALLY WORKS 'CAUSE HE'S RIGHT. 585 00:35:29,981 --> 00:35:33,262 YOUR FATHER'S ALWAYS HAD SOME PRETTY HIGH EXPECTATIONS 586 00:35:33,286 --> 00:35:35,062 OF THE PEOPLE AROUND HIM. 587 00:35:35,086 --> 00:35:38,066 HE'S THE ONE MAN I NEVER WANTED TO DISAPPOINT. 588 00:35:38,090 --> 00:35:40,999 YOU SHOULD TRY BEING HIS SON. 589 00:35:41,023 --> 00:35:43,972 THE THING I ALWAYS TRY TO REMEMBER IS, 590 00:35:43,996 --> 00:35:46,834 NO MATTER HOW MUCH HE LAYS ON... 591 00:35:46,858 --> 00:35:49,175 HE NEVER EXPECTS MORE THAN HE EXPECTS OF HIMSELF. 592 00:35:49,199 --> 00:35:52,740 YOU THINK YOUR DAD WILL EVER FORGIVE ME? 593 00:35:52,764 --> 00:35:54,742 YEAH. 594 00:35:54,766 --> 00:35:56,983 I'VE GIVEN HIM A LOT OF TRIAL RUNS 595 00:35:57,007 --> 00:35:58,744 IN THE FORGIVENESS ARENA. 596 00:35:58,768 --> 00:36:01,988 [ CHUCKLES ] 597 00:36:02,012 --> 00:36:06,576 I KNOW MY DAD'S FRIENDSHIP MEANS A LOT TO YOU. 598 00:36:08,117 --> 00:36:10,095 BUT THERE'S A LOT OF OTHER PEOPLE OUT THERE 599 00:36:10,119 --> 00:36:11,296 WHO LOOK UP TO YOU. 600 00:36:11,320 --> 00:36:13,258 I GUESS YOU CAN ONLY PULL OFF 601 00:36:13,282 --> 00:36:15,300 THE DISGUISE OF BEING SUPERHUMAN 602 00:36:15,324 --> 00:36:17,226 FOR SO LONG, HUH? 603 00:36:20,829 --> 00:36:22,561 WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO? 604 00:36:24,563 --> 00:36:27,142 I'VE CALLED A PRESS CONFERENCE. 605 00:36:27,166 --> 00:36:29,097 I'M PULLING OUT OF THE RACE. 606 00:36:48,184 --> 00:36:51,334 GOING BACK TO THE CITY, FACING ALL THOSE REPORTERS 607 00:36:51,358 --> 00:36:52,936 TAKES A LOT OF GUTS. 608 00:36:52,960 --> 00:36:54,966 AFTER FACING YOU, LIVE FEEDS 609 00:36:54,990 --> 00:36:58,240 AND BLOOD-THIRSTY JOURNALISTS ARE A WALK IN THE PARK. 610 00:36:58,264 --> 00:37:01,142 LOOK, IF A COUPLE OF ROUGH DAYS 611 00:37:01,166 --> 00:37:04,305 DESTROYS OVER 25 YEARS OF FRIENDSHIP, 612 00:37:04,329 --> 00:37:06,577 THEN I GUESS WE WEREN'T AS GOOD OF FRIENDS 613 00:37:06,601 --> 00:37:08,809 AS I THOUGHT WE WERE. 614 00:37:08,833 --> 00:37:10,211 [ SIGHS ] 615 00:37:10,235 --> 00:37:12,153 JACK, IF YOU'RE PULLING OUT OF THIS RACE 616 00:37:12,177 --> 00:37:14,956 BECAUSE YOUR OLD BUDDY CAN'T SEEM TO CLIMB OFF OF HIS PULPIT, 617 00:37:14,980 --> 00:37:16,356 THAT'S NOT WHAT I WANT. 618 00:37:16,380 --> 00:37:19,360 ALL I REALLY ASK IS THAT YOU BE HONEST. 619 00:37:19,384 --> 00:37:21,122 I'M PULLING OUT OF THE RACE 620 00:37:21,146 --> 00:37:23,823 BECAUSE I'M NO LONGER THE BEST MAN FOR THE JOB. 621 00:37:23,847 --> 00:37:25,064 ARE YOU SURE? 622 00:37:25,088 --> 00:37:27,327 IF YOU WANT TO HANG IN THERE AND FIGHT, 623 00:37:27,351 --> 00:37:29,298 I'll BE RIGHT BEHIND YOU 100%. 624 00:37:29,322 --> 00:37:31,171 I KNOW. 625 00:37:31,195 --> 00:37:33,173 BUT ALL THOSE THINGS YOU SAID 626 00:37:33,197 --> 00:37:35,635 ABOUT ME BEING LOYAL AND TRUSTWORTHY 627 00:37:35,659 --> 00:37:38,878 AND WILLING TO TAKE ON THE LUTHORS OF THE WORLD... 628 00:37:38,902 --> 00:37:40,939 I MIGHT HAVE BEEN THAT MAN ONCE, 629 00:37:40,963 --> 00:37:43,381 BUT I HAVE TO STEP ASIDE WHEN I SEE SOMEBODY 630 00:37:43,405 --> 00:37:45,985 WHO STILL EMBODIES ALL THOSE QUALITIES. 631 00:37:46,009 --> 00:37:49,117 JACK, YOU CAN'T SERIOUSLY BE TALKING ABOUT LEX LUTHOR. 632 00:37:49,141 --> 00:37:51,873 I'M TALKING ABOUT YOU, JON. 633 00:37:53,646 --> 00:37:56,854 KANSAS COULD USE A SENATOR LIKE YOU. 634 00:37:56,878 --> 00:37:58,681 YOU SHOULD THINK ABOUT IT. 635 00:38:18,898 --> 00:38:20,316 Lois: HEY, SMALLVILLE. 636 00:38:20,340 --> 00:38:22,419 YOUR PERSONAL SPACE IS ABOUT TO BE REINSTATED. 637 00:38:22,443 --> 00:38:24,680 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? YOU JUST MOVED BACK IN. 638 00:38:24,704 --> 00:38:26,421 WELL, NOW THAT LANA'S LIVING WITH CHLOE, 639 00:38:26,445 --> 00:38:28,148 I'M TAKING THE PLACE. 640 00:38:29,449 --> 00:38:31,887 YOU DON'T HAVE A KEY TO THE APARTMENT, DO YOU? 641 00:38:31,911 --> 00:38:33,229 YOU KNOW, NOW THAT YOU TWO 642 00:38:33,253 --> 00:38:35,129 HAVE BEEN DOING THE SIDEWAYS RUMBA. 643 00:38:35,153 --> 00:38:36,231 NO, WE, UH... 644 00:38:36,255 --> 00:38:38,093 GOOD, BECAUSE I WOULDN'T WANT 645 00:38:38,117 --> 00:38:39,934 ANY SURPRISE MIDNIGHT VISITS. 646 00:38:39,958 --> 00:38:42,296 IS THERE ANYTHING I CAN DO TO MAKE THIS MOVE FASTER... 647 00:38:42,320 --> 00:38:44,238 MAYBE PACK YOUR THREE CLOSETS OF CLOTHING, 648 00:38:44,262 --> 00:38:46,340 BURN YOUR LUFFA SPONGE, 649 00:38:46,364 --> 00:38:49,126 TAKE YOUR WHITESNAKE COLLECTION TO GOODWILL? YOU CAN TAKE THIS. 650 00:39:05,081 --> 00:39:06,459 YOU KNOW, THIS IS WEIRD. 651 00:39:06,483 --> 00:39:08,961 I SPENT SO MUCH TIME UP HERE WITH LANA. 652 00:39:08,985 --> 00:39:10,923 CLARK, IT'S NOT LIKE I'M TAKING HER PLACE, 653 00:39:10,947 --> 00:39:12,325 JUST HER SUBLETTING. 654 00:39:12,349 --> 00:39:15,928 OKAY, BEFORE I START ANY OF THE REAL HEAVY LIFTING, 655 00:39:15,952 --> 00:39:18,930 YOU HAVE TO INDULGE ME FOR JUST A MOMENT 656 00:39:18,954 --> 00:39:21,327 IN MY FIRST DAILY PLANET BY-LINE. 657 00:39:26,061 --> 00:39:28,039 IT'S NOT EXACTLY THE TORCH, CLARK... 658 00:39:28,063 --> 00:39:29,105 PAGE 73. 659 00:39:33,068 --> 00:39:34,369 AT THE BOTTOM. 660 00:39:39,373 --> 00:39:42,177 Both: CONGRATULATIONS. 661 00:39:44,278 --> 00:39:46,256 THANKS. WELL, YOU DESERVE HALF THE CREDIT. 662 00:39:46,280 --> 00:39:48,097 I'D STILL BE PLAYING POINT GUARD 663 00:39:48,121 --> 00:39:50,229 AT THE PET-OBITUARY HOTLINE IF IT WEREN'T FOR YOU TWO. 664 00:39:50,253 --> 00:39:53,303 OH, IT SAYS HERE INTERPOL WAS ABLE TO ARREST HIM 665 00:39:53,327 --> 00:39:55,088 DUE TO AN ANONYMOUS TIP. 666 00:39:56,989 --> 00:40:00,163 ABOUT THAT HEAVY LIFTING... UH-HUH. 667 00:40:04,166 --> 00:40:05,268 CLARK? 668 00:40:08,141 --> 00:40:09,778 LOOK, I'M NOT GREAT AT THIS, 669 00:40:09,802 --> 00:40:12,204 SO JUST KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT AND LISTEN UP. 670 00:40:13,476 --> 00:40:16,323 EVEN THOUGH I WAS KICKING BUTT ON THE HELICOPTER, 671 00:40:16,347 --> 00:40:18,385 IT WAS REALLY NICE TO HAVE BACKUP. 672 00:40:18,409 --> 00:40:21,459 AND YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO COME AFTER ME, BUT YOU ALWAYS DO. 673 00:40:21,483 --> 00:40:24,992 SO I WANTED TO SAY THANK YOU. YOU'RE A REALLY GOOD FRIEND. 674 00:40:25,016 --> 00:40:28,495 OH, AND, UH, ABOUT THE LAP DANCE... 675 00:40:28,519 --> 00:40:31,238 IF YOU DECIDE TO TELL ANYBODY ABOUT IT, 676 00:40:31,262 --> 00:40:33,269 YOUR ELMER FUDD NIGHT-LIGHT 677 00:40:33,293 --> 00:40:35,496 WILL MAKE A VERY PUBLIC APPEARANCE. 678 00:40:39,230 --> 00:40:44,304 AYE-AYE... SAILOR. 679 00:40:48,307 --> 00:40:50,256 [ CHUCKLES ] 680 00:40:50,280 --> 00:40:53,258 Captions by VITAC... www.vitac.com 681 00:40:53,282 --> 00:40:56,315 CAPTIONS PAID FOR BY WARNER BROS. TELEVISION