1 00:00:14,342 --> 00:00:15,900 Chloe, what the heck is this? 2 00:00:16,077 --> 00:00:18,671 I thought we were coming in to get a coffee? 3 00:00:18,847 --> 00:00:20,178 How could you do this to me? 4 00:00:20,348 --> 00:00:23,715 I didn't know, I swear. I'm sorry, Clark. 5 00:00:24,019 --> 00:00:26,817 No, hey. You're not gonna spend the rest of your life... 6 00:00:26,988 --> 00:00:29,923 hiding in the barn either. Let's go. 7 00:00:30,091 --> 00:00:31,991 What's it you say about Valentine's Day? 8 00:00:32,160 --> 00:00:34,720 Oh, yeah, our annual sneak peek at hell. 9 00:00:34,896 --> 00:00:36,887 That must have been before Cupid struck. 10 00:00:37,065 --> 00:00:39,533 Don't you think after being trapped in a front seat... 11 00:00:39,701 --> 00:00:42,693 to the Clark-Lana operetta, I deserve a good V day? 12 00:00:42,871 --> 00:00:45,738 You're the only person who can make me feel guilty... 13 00:00:45,907 --> 00:00:49,070 relieved and a little sad, all in one sentence. 14 00:00:50,178 --> 00:00:51,270 It's a gift. 15 00:00:51,446 --> 00:00:52,504 Don't worry, Clark. 16 00:00:52,681 --> 00:00:55,673 Your "Achy Breaky Heart" will go away too one of these days. 17 00:00:55,850 --> 00:00:57,715 Can you put that in writing? 18 00:00:57,886 --> 00:00:59,877 Just give the Lana thing a little more time. 19 00:01:00,055 --> 00:01:03,582 You never know when the next love of your life is right around the corner. 20 00:01:06,328 --> 00:01:10,662 Is it really wrong that I want these chubby cherubs to burst into flames? 21 00:01:10,832 --> 00:01:14,233 The way I see it, Valentine's Day is like finding out how babies are born. 22 00:01:14,402 --> 00:01:16,233 - What? - Just stay with me. 23 00:01:16,404 --> 00:01:19,464 It seems so weird and confusing, but when that bomb finally hits... 24 00:01:19,641 --> 00:01:23,737 it's like, everything clicks into place. You know, it all seems to makes sense. 25 00:01:29,050 --> 00:01:30,608 Jimmy. 26 00:01:32,954 --> 00:01:35,047 And Lois. 27 00:01:35,223 --> 00:01:37,020 Welcome to the love-fest. 28 00:01:37,192 --> 00:01:39,990 Yeah, and me without my Uzi. 29 00:01:40,829 --> 00:01:43,263 Excuse us for just one second. 30 00:01:43,632 --> 00:01:45,031 What are you doing? 31 00:01:45,200 --> 00:01:48,169 We were supposed to take Clark out tonight, remember? 32 00:01:48,336 --> 00:01:50,463 Yeah, but Lois was all alone... 33 00:01:50,639 --> 00:01:51,901 and then it hit me. 34 00:01:55,043 --> 00:01:57,876 Lois and Clark. 35 00:01:58,513 --> 00:02:01,243 Lois and Clark? 36 00:02:01,416 --> 00:02:03,384 You gotta admit they got chemistry. 37 00:02:03,551 --> 00:02:05,348 Yeah, so do nitroglycerin and peroxide. 38 00:02:05,520 --> 00:02:08,387 And I don't suggest putting them together. 39 00:02:09,257 --> 00:02:11,191 Come on. 40 00:02:24,339 --> 00:02:26,330 Please tell me we weren't just set up. 41 00:02:26,508 --> 00:02:27,975 Looks like it. 42 00:02:28,143 --> 00:02:29,405 Us. 43 00:02:30,011 --> 00:02:32,479 That's like hot fudge and halibut. 44 00:02:33,848 --> 00:02:35,281 I take it, I'm the halibut. 45 00:02:36,351 --> 00:02:37,648 Naturally. 46 00:02:37,819 --> 00:02:41,721 Well, I've had my fill of fat babies with arrows. 47 00:02:42,490 --> 00:02:44,458 Knock yourself out, Lois. 48 00:02:44,626 --> 00:02:46,924 Little down on love? 49 00:02:48,296 --> 00:02:49,524 After my breakup? 50 00:02:49,698 --> 00:02:53,395 Cupid could use me for target practice and I still wouldn't feel anything. 51 00:02:53,568 --> 00:02:57,664 Then maybe you need a little euphoria elixir or romance remedy. 52 00:02:59,808 --> 00:03:02,140 Just a nudge in order to move on. 53 00:03:02,310 --> 00:03:03,800 Move on? 54 00:03:03,978 --> 00:03:07,345 Honey, you're talking to somebody who's still waiting for acid-washed... 55 00:03:07,515 --> 00:03:09,449 to come back in style. 56 00:03:09,651 --> 00:03:11,278 Try this. 57 00:03:11,720 --> 00:03:14,587 It's made with jasmine and a mixture of aphrodisiac oils. 58 00:03:17,192 --> 00:03:19,820 I get the brilliant hue from red meteor rocks. 59 00:03:25,600 --> 00:03:28,068 This is gonna make me fall in love with someone new? 60 00:03:28,236 --> 00:03:30,704 The first man you set eyes on. 61 00:03:34,409 --> 00:03:37,674 Who knows, maybe this color will look good on me, huh? 62 00:04:09,377 --> 00:04:10,844 Clark. 63 00:04:15,189 --> 00:04:19,629 Crimson. 64 00:05:07,063 --> 00:05:09,327 Yes, I'm calling to RSVP for the engagement party. 65 00:05:11,063 --> 00:05:13,497 Martha Kent. Thank you. 66 00:05:13,666 --> 00:05:16,226 Hi. How was the Valentine's party? 67 00:05:16,402 --> 00:05:19,098 - I lived to see another day. - Clark. 68 00:05:19,272 --> 00:05:23,140 Mom, really, if it's more love advice, I got my quota last night. Trust me. 69 00:05:23,309 --> 00:05:24,833 But thank you. 70 00:05:38,357 --> 00:05:39,619 Lois. 71 00:05:42,795 --> 00:05:44,262 Is Clark here? 72 00:05:47,733 --> 00:05:49,633 Yeah, come in. 73 00:05:50,269 --> 00:05:53,898 Hey, Lois, listen I'm sorry that Jimmy pulled you into that last night. 74 00:05:54,073 --> 00:05:56,234 I mean, after oliver and... 75 00:05:57,777 --> 00:05:59,677 oliver's history. 76 00:06:01,581 --> 00:06:05,677 Actually, Mrs. K., can you give us a couple minutes? 77 00:06:06,886 --> 00:06:10,287 Yeah, I'll be upstairs. 78 00:06:21,133 --> 00:06:26,204 Here we find ourselves... all alone. 79 00:06:29,475 --> 00:06:33,571 How did I never notice what big, strong hands you have? 80 00:06:35,882 --> 00:06:37,110 What's going on, Lois? 81 00:06:37,283 --> 00:06:38,614 Well, you know me. 82 00:06:38,784 --> 00:06:41,275 I'm not very good with words. So... 83 00:06:45,992 --> 00:06:48,756 People don't think Whitesnake sings power ballads... 84 00:06:49,028 --> 00:06:50,256 but they do. 85 00:06:51,664 --> 00:06:55,930 - You made me a mix CD? - Yeah. 86 00:06:59,038 --> 00:07:01,836 I will kill you if you tell anyone this, but... 87 00:07:03,643 --> 00:07:06,840 There's nothing that I love more... 88 00:07:07,213 --> 00:07:09,704 than slow dancing... 89 00:07:09,882 --> 00:07:13,784 with some big, strong arms around me. 90 00:07:14,720 --> 00:07:16,984 Just like yours, Smallville. 91 00:07:19,859 --> 00:07:22,657 Lois... Lois, why don't you go put this on? 92 00:07:26,032 --> 00:07:27,192 Okay. 93 00:07:30,202 --> 00:07:32,636 I know how you dance, so... 94 00:07:36,008 --> 00:07:38,067 just in case... 95 00:07:40,546 --> 00:07:41,945 Clark? 96 00:07:52,725 --> 00:07:54,022 Lana. 97 00:07:54,193 --> 00:07:56,423 I'm kind of surprised to see you here. 98 00:07:56,595 --> 00:07:59,325 Yeah, I know that we left things in a weird place. 99 00:08:00,766 --> 00:08:01,766 Come in. 100 00:08:05,905 --> 00:08:07,964 I'll take credit for the weirdness... 101 00:08:08,140 --> 00:08:11,132 but to be honest, you're the one who did the leaving. 102 00:08:11,310 --> 00:08:14,108 I was... I was really frustrated. 103 00:08:17,149 --> 00:08:20,118 Chloe, I can't afford to lose you too. 104 00:08:21,087 --> 00:08:23,612 Ever since I've been with Lex, I feel like I've lost... 105 00:08:23,789 --> 00:08:25,416 everyone else in my life. 106 00:08:26,025 --> 00:08:28,755 Well, are you sure it's that you lost them... 107 00:08:28,928 --> 00:08:31,396 or were you being forced to leave them behind? 108 00:08:33,366 --> 00:08:36,563 It seems like you've been walled up in the mansion. 109 00:08:36,736 --> 00:08:39,102 It's not like I'm in captivity. 110 00:08:39,271 --> 00:08:42,172 Right, not in so many words but I know how protective Lex is... 111 00:08:42,341 --> 00:08:44,138 over the things he values the most. 112 00:08:44,310 --> 00:08:46,744 Chloe, I know that you're just looking out for me. 113 00:08:46,912 --> 00:08:50,905 And you've done your maid of honor duty and asked the tough questions. 114 00:08:51,083 --> 00:08:54,211 But, I was hoping that we could just get past this? 115 00:08:56,122 --> 00:08:58,215 Okay. Case closed. 116 00:08:59,625 --> 00:09:02,788 Did I...? Did I miss something? Maid of honor? 117 00:09:04,930 --> 00:09:08,093 Yeah, I hope that you're not allergic to taffeta. 118 00:09:08,267 --> 00:09:10,599 That's actually why I came by. 119 00:09:11,570 --> 00:09:13,731 Will you stand up with me? 120 00:09:14,940 --> 00:09:16,965 Of course. 121 00:09:20,479 --> 00:09:23,004 So does this mean that we just ignore... 122 00:09:23,182 --> 00:09:25,742 the huge elephant named Clark in the corner? 123 00:09:25,918 --> 00:09:27,943 You know, whatever he's hiding... 124 00:09:28,120 --> 00:09:30,918 he chose to confide in the people that he trusts the most. 125 00:09:31,090 --> 00:09:33,957 And as much as I wish that I was one of those people... 126 00:09:34,126 --> 00:09:36,924 I can't hold it against you. 127 00:09:37,096 --> 00:09:40,088 I'm not gonna ask you to betray Clark's secret. 128 00:09:40,266 --> 00:09:43,963 If you'll stop denying that he has one. 129 00:10:17,336 --> 00:10:18,963 Will this holiday ever end? 130 00:10:19,638 --> 00:10:23,005 Sorry to be the culprit of such a felony sized PDA. 131 00:10:23,175 --> 00:10:25,040 We were supposed to meet 20 minutes ago. 132 00:10:25,211 --> 00:10:26,473 Where have you been? 133 00:10:26,645 --> 00:10:30,103 I just got stuck in traffic. 134 00:10:30,282 --> 00:10:33,809 I did some digging into our favorite Martian man hunter... 135 00:10:33,986 --> 00:10:35,510 but It's just coming up empty. 136 00:10:35,688 --> 00:10:37,679 We have another man hunter to worry about. 137 00:10:38,657 --> 00:10:40,090 Lois. 138 00:10:40,426 --> 00:10:42,758 Why does that make me picture her wielding an ax... 139 00:10:42,928 --> 00:10:44,486 at every man in Metropolis? 140 00:10:44,663 --> 00:10:46,324 She's only after one man. 141 00:10:48,601 --> 00:10:50,330 Lois... 142 00:10:51,770 --> 00:10:52,770 is into me. 143 00:10:54,440 --> 00:10:57,739 She's into you? What, like...? 144 00:11:04,416 --> 00:11:07,874 Wow, she really pulled out all the stops. 145 00:11:08,053 --> 00:11:10,613 She's not herself, all right? It's like she overdosed... 146 00:11:10,789 --> 00:11:13,690 on "Love Potion Number 9" or something. This isn't funny. 147 00:11:13,859 --> 00:11:15,326 Pretty funny. 148 00:11:16,428 --> 00:11:19,761 Chloe, we have to find out what happened before she strikes again. 149 00:11:19,932 --> 00:11:22,901 - Too late. - There you are. 150 00:11:23,068 --> 00:11:26,560 I have been searching all over for you. 151 00:11:27,706 --> 00:11:29,469 Look what I got. 152 00:11:34,280 --> 00:11:36,680 Maybe you could get one to match. 153 00:11:38,184 --> 00:11:42,382 I think you're right about that story. I'm gonna look into it. 154 00:11:42,555 --> 00:11:44,455 Chloe... 155 00:11:45,391 --> 00:11:46,790 Hi, you. 156 00:11:46,959 --> 00:11:48,358 Hi. 157 00:11:50,729 --> 00:11:52,196 Lois. 158 00:11:54,800 --> 00:11:55,824 Now, Lois, I've got... 159 00:11:56,001 --> 00:11:58,765 Now, you can pour on the modesty all you want, Smallville. 160 00:11:58,938 --> 00:12:00,997 It only makes you that much more adorable. 161 00:12:01,173 --> 00:12:04,233 Lois, what happened to you when I left last night? 162 00:12:04,410 --> 00:12:06,742 I went home. Alone. 163 00:12:08,380 --> 00:12:10,871 But you know where I wanted to be. 164 00:12:32,938 --> 00:12:37,534 Wow, well, nothing screams romance like a dusty newspaper office. 165 00:12:37,710 --> 00:12:40,235 Come on, you can do better than this. 166 00:12:41,180 --> 00:12:43,080 I was planning on it. 167 00:12:43,249 --> 00:12:46,616 Not that I'm complaining, but isn't this a little sudden? 168 00:12:46,785 --> 00:12:50,516 I mean, all this time, one kiss and all of a sudden you like me? 169 00:12:51,790 --> 00:12:53,189 No, I mean it. 170 00:12:53,359 --> 00:12:55,122 This is for real, isn't it? 171 00:12:56,295 --> 00:12:58,855 Oh, yeah, this couldn't be more real. 172 00:13:03,702 --> 00:13:05,294 Wait a minute. 173 00:13:05,471 --> 00:13:06,938 Wait. 174 00:13:09,375 --> 00:13:10,842 I knew I kissed you before. 175 00:13:13,379 --> 00:13:14,812 In the alley. 176 00:13:17,950 --> 00:13:19,212 You're Green Arrow. 177 00:13:19,385 --> 00:13:20,477 Hardly. 178 00:13:20,653 --> 00:13:23,781 I was just pretending to be so you wouldn't know it was oliver. 179 00:13:24,256 --> 00:13:25,655 Oliver? 180 00:13:27,993 --> 00:13:29,722 Oh, my God. 181 00:13:30,296 --> 00:13:32,025 All those times he disappeared. 182 00:13:35,367 --> 00:13:39,667 What is my deal with emotionally unavailable weekend warriors? 183 00:13:47,680 --> 00:13:50,649 Thank God, I finally found a normal guy. 184 00:13:51,016 --> 00:13:52,847 What do you mean normal? 185 00:13:53,786 --> 00:13:55,777 Oliver's not even in the same league as me. 186 00:13:55,954 --> 00:13:58,616 You don't have to be macho just for me. 187 00:14:02,227 --> 00:14:05,162 I like the dorky-farm-boy thing. 188 00:14:05,464 --> 00:14:07,830 Dorkier than a hood and a quiver? 189 00:14:08,767 --> 00:14:12,726 Just because I don't wear a costume and splash my face all over the papers... 190 00:14:12,905 --> 00:14:16,363 Clark. So what if your signature move is driving a tractor. 191 00:14:17,576 --> 00:14:18,941 I think it's adorable. 192 00:14:21,280 --> 00:14:23,441 You know, Lois, I think that it's time... 193 00:14:23,615 --> 00:14:26,311 for you to meet the real Clark Kent. 194 00:14:45,537 --> 00:14:47,004 I have a surprise for you. 195 00:14:47,172 --> 00:14:49,572 I thought we said no gifts for the engagement dinner. 196 00:14:49,742 --> 00:14:51,972 It's not exactly for the dinner. 197 00:15:08,026 --> 00:15:10,358 So I have this dilemma. 198 00:15:14,566 --> 00:15:17,000 I can't decide between... 199 00:15:18,404 --> 00:15:22,470 Stegosaurus... or Mr. Duck. 200 00:15:25,577 --> 00:15:28,068 That's really sweet, Lex. 201 00:15:28,280 --> 00:15:32,376 - But don't you think it's kind of...? - I know, I know, it's kind of early. 202 00:15:32,551 --> 00:15:35,247 But the doctor said you're perfectly healthy. 203 00:15:37,656 --> 00:15:41,023 I just don't know if it's a good idea to have all of this stuff out here. 204 00:15:41,193 --> 00:15:42,922 There's a lot of people around. 205 00:15:43,095 --> 00:15:46,087 Nobody knows about this pregnancy apart from Clark and Chloe. 206 00:15:46,265 --> 00:15:47,994 Well, what if they did? 207 00:15:48,434 --> 00:15:50,197 I was thinking. 208 00:15:50,636 --> 00:15:53,469 What if we announced it tonight at the party? 209 00:15:55,741 --> 00:15:57,402 I don't know if that's a great idea. 210 00:15:57,576 --> 00:16:00,875 I think that tonight should be about our engagement. 211 00:16:07,719 --> 00:16:10,279 It sort of feels like you're in denial. 212 00:16:10,856 --> 00:16:15,225 Like if no one finds out about the baby, it doesn't exist. 213 00:16:17,930 --> 00:16:20,865 Lex, do you know how many people are looking over my shoulder... 214 00:16:21,033 --> 00:16:23,934 second-guessing why I'm marrying you? 215 00:16:28,173 --> 00:16:29,868 Am I that hard a sell? 216 00:16:30,042 --> 00:16:34,001 I don't want people assuming that we're getting married because of this baby. 217 00:16:34,179 --> 00:16:38,548 I want them to know that I'm with you because I love you. 218 00:16:53,198 --> 00:16:58,534 Wow, this is a beautiful detour but what are we doing up here? 219 00:16:59,271 --> 00:17:01,569 That's oliver's balcony over there, isn't it? 220 00:17:03,342 --> 00:17:06,311 What? That tiny speck under the clock tower? 221 00:17:12,184 --> 00:17:14,448 Clark, this isn't funny. 222 00:17:14,620 --> 00:17:16,850 You can come back down now. 223 00:17:22,528 --> 00:17:24,257 Or you could come up here with me. 224 00:17:37,943 --> 00:17:40,707 I'd like to see oliver do this. 225 00:17:58,630 --> 00:18:01,360 What'd you say about a dorky farm boy? 226 00:18:07,806 --> 00:18:10,104 Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound. 227 00:18:10,275 --> 00:18:12,971 I can't wait to see what else you can do. 228 00:18:13,145 --> 00:18:14,669 Well, I'm fast. 229 00:18:15,247 --> 00:18:16,247 But not too fast. 230 00:18:18,817 --> 00:18:20,546 You're being very bad. 231 00:18:20,719 --> 00:18:23,745 The last time I was here, I was with a good friend of yours. 232 00:18:23,922 --> 00:18:25,822 Obviously, he wasn't that good. 233 00:18:39,371 --> 00:18:41,839 I better make sure you didn't spell my name wrong. 234 00:19:13,171 --> 00:19:15,002 Sounds like a real rager, doesn't it? 235 00:19:15,173 --> 00:19:17,664 Can't say I'm surprised I wasn't invited. 236 00:19:17,843 --> 00:19:21,802 I RSVP'd back before oliver headed for the hills. 237 00:19:22,080 --> 00:19:24,480 But now I've found a better way to occupy my night. 238 00:19:24,650 --> 00:19:27,483 What, and disappoint the future Mrs. Luthor? 239 00:19:27,653 --> 00:19:30,144 I don't think so, besides... 240 00:19:30,656 --> 00:19:33,591 It's not a party until someone crashes it. 241 00:19:44,936 --> 00:19:47,370 Hey, thanks for the roses. 242 00:19:49,074 --> 00:19:50,507 Thanks for this. 243 00:19:50,676 --> 00:19:55,010 Yeah, I don't know, I just... It, kind of, seemed very you. 244 00:19:55,180 --> 00:19:59,412 I love it. But it might sit on the bench until my next style renaissance. 245 00:19:59,584 --> 00:20:04,851 Or until I'm off the blacklist at the Luthor mansion. 246 00:20:05,157 --> 00:20:08,524 Aren't you supposed to be leaving for Smallville in negative two minutes? 247 00:20:08,694 --> 00:20:10,958 Yeah. But I'm gonna have to push the boundaries... 248 00:20:11,129 --> 00:20:12,721 of fashionably late on this one. 249 00:20:12,898 --> 00:20:16,766 Because I just got a huge lead on whatever love-nip Lois rolled in. 250 00:20:16,935 --> 00:20:19,961 You just can't admit that I'm a natural born Cupid, can you? 251 00:20:20,138 --> 00:20:23,130 Jimmy, I know that you would love to think your little nudge... 252 00:20:23,308 --> 00:20:25,742 actually caused this whole thing, but trust me... 253 00:20:25,911 --> 00:20:27,970 Lois would have to be shot out of a cannon... 254 00:20:28,146 --> 00:20:31,206 to romantically land anywhere in the direction of Clark. 255 00:20:32,250 --> 00:20:34,480 Sounds kind of like you're jealous. 256 00:20:35,220 --> 00:20:36,949 Of Lois? 257 00:20:37,122 --> 00:20:39,920 No, of anyone getting in between you and Clark. 258 00:20:41,460 --> 00:20:43,451 Come on, you spend all your time with him... 259 00:20:43,628 --> 00:20:45,653 then you make up all these excuses why? 260 00:20:45,831 --> 00:20:46,831 You know what, Jimmy? 261 00:20:46,998 --> 00:20:50,229 On the list of personality quirks I've learned to fall in love with... 262 00:20:50,402 --> 00:20:52,563 paranoia is definitely at the bottom. 263 00:20:53,472 --> 00:20:55,872 - Translated to back off? - Yep. 264 00:20:56,575 --> 00:20:57,575 Got it. 265 00:21:01,480 --> 00:21:03,175 - Chloe? - Pushing it. 266 00:21:04,182 --> 00:21:06,275 Look, if you're really not jealous... 267 00:21:06,451 --> 00:21:09,716 then why are you bailing on your best friend's engagement party? 268 00:21:10,188 --> 00:21:12,782 Clark's a big boy. How much damage can Lois really do? 269 00:21:16,161 --> 00:21:17,219 You know, you're right. 270 00:21:18,096 --> 00:21:20,155 I can just delegate. 271 00:21:20,365 --> 00:21:22,060 I've done that. 272 00:21:22,467 --> 00:21:24,128 Once. 273 00:21:24,302 --> 00:21:26,532 And, since I doubt the rose peddler doused Lois. 274 00:21:26,705 --> 00:21:28,935 I'm putting all my money on the oil essence lady. 275 00:21:29,107 --> 00:21:31,632 So you can just meet her in an hour. 276 00:21:31,810 --> 00:21:33,801 Here's the address. 277 00:21:37,516 --> 00:21:40,417 Thanks. You're my guy. 278 00:21:58,603 --> 00:22:00,798 Looking for a little inspiration? 279 00:22:00,972 --> 00:22:04,135 No, thanks, I've already got my muse. 280 00:22:05,944 --> 00:22:11,075 So is this supposed to make you feel blissful or whatever? 281 00:22:11,249 --> 00:22:14,218 Not supposed to, it does. 282 00:22:16,254 --> 00:22:17,687 Now, that sounds kind of easy. 283 00:22:17,856 --> 00:22:20,552 You're on the rebound, you just rub some sexy goo on and... 284 00:22:20,725 --> 00:22:22,488 you're singing Barry White songs. 285 00:22:22,661 --> 00:22:26,153 Indigenous cultures have used herbal oils for centuries. 286 00:22:26,331 --> 00:22:29,528 We've strayed so far from nature, we think we're above it. 287 00:22:31,102 --> 00:22:34,435 Yeah, yeah, nature good, greenhouse gases bad, I get it. 288 00:22:35,540 --> 00:22:38,065 Look, my girlfriend thinks that you dosed her cousin... 289 00:22:38,243 --> 00:22:40,234 with a love potion last night. 290 00:22:40,412 --> 00:22:42,937 Tall, loud, down on love? 291 00:22:43,114 --> 00:22:44,274 That would be Lois. 292 00:22:44,449 --> 00:22:48,442 So do you have any, like, anti-love exfoliate or whatever? 293 00:22:48,620 --> 00:22:51,953 I mean, something to take the Vaseline off the lens, so to speak? 294 00:22:58,730 --> 00:23:01,290 This will counteract the aphrodisiac. 295 00:23:01,466 --> 00:23:03,798 But I usually have a sixth sense about people. 296 00:23:08,607 --> 00:23:11,007 Something tells me Lois and Clark's destinies... 297 00:23:11,176 --> 00:23:14,304 are a little more entwined than they realize. 298 00:23:45,410 --> 00:23:48,174 Could I have everyone's attention, please? 299 00:23:48,513 --> 00:23:51,914 I just wanted to thank you all for joining us to celebrate. 300 00:23:52,317 --> 00:23:55,616 Over the years, I'm sure some of you have placed a few bets... 301 00:23:55,787 --> 00:23:57,914 on whether I'd settle down. 302 00:23:58,790 --> 00:24:01,691 But this couldn't be further from settling. 303 00:24:02,928 --> 00:24:05,897 I'd like to toast my beautiful fiancée... 304 00:24:06,097 --> 00:24:08,895 for making me happier than I thought I could ever be. 305 00:24:17,242 --> 00:24:19,437 - Looks like we missed dinner. - Clark. 306 00:24:19,611 --> 00:24:20,771 What are you doing here? 307 00:24:20,946 --> 00:24:24,211 Come on, Lex, you didn't think I was gonna miss this, did you? 308 00:24:26,885 --> 00:24:27,885 And look. 309 00:24:28,053 --> 00:24:30,715 My own mother would rather raise a glass with the enemy... 310 00:24:30,889 --> 00:24:32,049 than stand by her son. 311 00:24:32,223 --> 00:24:34,953 Clark, you're not yourself. 312 00:24:35,126 --> 00:24:36,559 It's okay, Mom. 313 00:24:36,728 --> 00:24:39,492 You're more a Luthor than a Kent these days, anyway. 314 00:24:39,664 --> 00:24:42,064 I mean, Dad's been, what? Dead a year? 315 00:24:43,468 --> 00:24:45,698 Who can blame you for joining the race with Lana? 316 00:24:45,870 --> 00:24:49,328 To see who's gonna add the Luthor monogram to their name first. 317 00:24:50,976 --> 00:24:55,242 Lex, he's obviously on something and he wants us to react. Please don't. 318 00:24:58,516 --> 00:25:02,714 Chloe, I can't say that I'm surprised that you're celebrating here. 319 00:25:02,887 --> 00:25:06,846 After all, once Lana's off the market all those years of unrequited pining... 320 00:25:07,025 --> 00:25:09,050 may actually pay off. 321 00:25:10,161 --> 00:25:12,925 I can't say I haven't thought about it. 322 00:25:16,534 --> 00:25:18,092 And you. 323 00:25:18,269 --> 00:25:21,432 You know, I gotta hand it to you. 324 00:25:23,541 --> 00:25:25,065 If you were gonna rebound... 325 00:25:25,243 --> 00:25:28,303 why not choose the one person that I hated the most? 326 00:25:28,713 --> 00:25:31,443 But I mean, come on, Lana. The jokes over by now, isn't it? 327 00:25:32,350 --> 00:25:34,614 Clark, I think you've done enough damage. 328 00:25:34,786 --> 00:25:37,152 - Why don't you leave. - I am not done yet. 329 00:25:38,289 --> 00:25:39,449 Besides, Lex... 330 00:25:40,025 --> 00:25:42,391 I haven't given you my gift yet. 331 00:25:46,297 --> 00:25:49,289 Congratulations on sealing the deal. 332 00:25:57,042 --> 00:25:58,066 To Baby Luthor. 333 00:26:01,012 --> 00:26:03,981 The real reason that Lana's marrying you. 334 00:26:09,754 --> 00:26:11,312 Lex! 335 00:26:14,692 --> 00:26:15,692 How dare you! 336 00:26:15,860 --> 00:26:20,092 Come on, if no one else in this room is gonna save you from Lex, then I will. 337 00:26:20,498 --> 00:26:23,490 I don't think so. Lana is your past. 338 00:26:24,269 --> 00:26:25,429 I'm your future. 339 00:26:26,137 --> 00:26:27,365 This is the present. 340 00:26:47,325 --> 00:26:49,850 Clark was acting like he was exposed to Red Kryptonite. 341 00:26:50,028 --> 00:26:54,021 It wasn't a coincidence that Lois went hopelessly devoted at the same time. 342 00:26:54,199 --> 00:26:57,726 According to Jimmy, I think we may have found our culprit. 343 00:26:58,169 --> 00:26:59,193 Lipstick? 344 00:26:59,370 --> 00:27:03,170 Infused with a Cupid's cocktail, Lois was hit with an aphrodisiac. 345 00:27:03,341 --> 00:27:06,105 - But that shouldn't affect Clark. - Well, it didn't. 346 00:27:06,277 --> 00:27:08,177 I'm guess the lipstick's ruby-red sheen... 347 00:27:08,346 --> 00:27:10,211 didn't come from crushed cranberries. 348 00:27:10,381 --> 00:27:13,873 If he was infected by a kryptonite kiss, the second he was away from Lois... 349 00:27:14,052 --> 00:27:15,576 he should've been fine. 350 00:27:15,753 --> 00:27:18,779 I think Lois' kisses were a little more than skin deep. 351 00:27:18,957 --> 00:27:20,549 I think it's in his system. 352 00:27:22,026 --> 00:27:24,756 He wasn't good enough for me anyway. 353 00:27:26,297 --> 00:27:30,290 I'll let you handle Lois. Hopefully, I can find Clark before Lex does. 354 00:27:31,302 --> 00:27:32,792 Hey, you got it? 355 00:27:32,971 --> 00:27:36,964 Mugwort a.k.a. A delegating success story. 356 00:27:37,142 --> 00:27:40,976 Now, once this hits her skin, Lois' pumpkin ride is over. 357 00:27:41,146 --> 00:27:44,172 What does she have that I don't? 358 00:27:44,516 --> 00:27:47,644 It's so weird to see her acting like a girl. 359 00:27:55,560 --> 00:27:56,560 What's that? 360 00:27:56,728 --> 00:27:59,492 Just a little something to help break the infatuation spell. 361 00:27:59,664 --> 00:28:02,292 I think it's time we get those glass slippers back. 362 00:28:02,934 --> 00:28:06,631 You know what? Stop making fun of my feelings. 363 00:28:17,282 --> 00:28:19,147 Just because you never got Clark... 364 00:28:19,317 --> 00:28:21,410 doesn't mean you need to take it out on me. 365 00:28:41,372 --> 00:28:43,203 This is awkward. 366 00:28:44,809 --> 00:28:48,040 Please tell me I was going to a costume party. 367 00:28:55,386 --> 00:28:57,616 You humiliated me in front of my friends. 368 00:28:57,789 --> 00:29:00,724 Come on, Lana. You hardly knew anyone at that party. 369 00:29:04,028 --> 00:29:07,088 - Clark, what do you want from me? - What I've always wanted. 370 00:29:07,265 --> 00:29:08,493 For you to be happy. 371 00:29:08,666 --> 00:29:11,396 I would love to know how that feels. 372 00:29:11,569 --> 00:29:14,868 But it seems like every time I get close, you rip it all away from me. 373 00:29:15,039 --> 00:29:17,530 Lana, stop kidding yourself. 374 00:29:18,176 --> 00:29:20,736 You're never gonna be satisfied with Lex. 375 00:29:23,881 --> 00:29:25,405 You can't marry him. 376 00:29:27,018 --> 00:29:29,748 I've already made up my mind. 377 00:29:31,289 --> 00:29:33,917 Even though you're still in love with me? 378 00:29:40,732 --> 00:29:42,723 What makes you so sure? 379 00:29:42,900 --> 00:29:45,368 Because I'm still in love with you. 380 00:30:12,964 --> 00:30:15,057 Don't marry Lex. 381 00:30:15,400 --> 00:30:16,867 Marry me. 382 00:30:23,107 --> 00:30:27,603 I have given you... every chance. 383 00:30:29,981 --> 00:30:31,949 I have stood in this spot... 384 00:30:32,116 --> 00:30:33,140 so many times... 385 00:30:33,318 --> 00:30:37,584 just waiting for you to say something and you decide to do it now? 386 00:30:43,161 --> 00:30:46,426 You don't love me, Clark. 387 00:30:47,198 --> 00:30:50,725 You just can't stand the idea that I love someone else. 388 00:30:54,972 --> 00:30:56,496 Lana? 389 00:31:00,945 --> 00:31:02,606 Lana. 390 00:31:05,016 --> 00:31:06,347 Lex. 391 00:31:14,525 --> 00:31:18,461 Go ahead, Lana, tell him that you'd rather be with me. 392 00:31:18,996 --> 00:31:20,964 Don't listen to him. He's on something. 393 00:31:21,733 --> 00:31:24,133 Well, it didn't seem to bother you two minutes ago... 394 00:31:24,302 --> 00:31:25,929 when you were kissing me. 395 00:31:27,472 --> 00:31:30,134 What do you really expect is gonna happen now, Clark? 396 00:31:30,308 --> 00:31:32,105 Exactly what you're afraid of. 397 00:31:32,276 --> 00:31:34,301 I'm not a competition. 398 00:31:35,246 --> 00:31:36,440 You are to Lex. 399 00:31:36,614 --> 00:31:38,707 He didn't tell you? 400 00:31:38,883 --> 00:31:41,511 He's always wanted everything I've ever had. 401 00:31:41,686 --> 00:31:44,120 And you were at the top of that list. 402 00:31:45,123 --> 00:31:47,557 You're just a trophy to him. 403 00:31:48,493 --> 00:31:51,690 And he's nothing but your consolation prize. 404 00:31:54,832 --> 00:31:56,663 Tell me you don't love me. 405 00:32:01,506 --> 00:32:04,566 - Lana. Tell me you don't... - Stay away from her. 406 00:32:05,576 --> 00:32:07,134 You don't wanna do that. 407 00:32:07,311 --> 00:32:09,006 You can't win. 408 00:32:09,180 --> 00:32:11,671 You don't even know the rules of the game. 409 00:32:18,856 --> 00:32:20,585 Clark, stop it. 410 00:32:23,594 --> 00:32:25,926 If I'd have known who you were gonna turn out to be... 411 00:32:26,097 --> 00:32:28,429 I never would have saved you on that bridge. 412 00:32:28,599 --> 00:32:31,033 Clark, you're killing him. 413 00:32:43,714 --> 00:32:45,045 Lana. 414 00:32:45,216 --> 00:32:48,447 Let me handle this. Please, just leave. 415 00:33:08,539 --> 00:33:11,406 Clark, are you okay? 416 00:33:12,243 --> 00:33:14,336 Oh, sweetie. 417 00:33:27,992 --> 00:33:29,550 If you hadn't shown up in time... 418 00:33:29,727 --> 00:33:31,991 I'm not sure what I would have done to Lex. 419 00:33:34,398 --> 00:33:36,195 How'd you know what to do? 420 00:33:36,367 --> 00:33:39,268 The last time you had some kind of kryptonite in your system... 421 00:33:39,437 --> 00:33:40,699 you had to sweat it out. 422 00:33:40,872 --> 00:33:43,432 Weakening you seemed to be our only chance. 423 00:33:43,975 --> 00:33:46,569 I just can't believe all those things I did. 424 00:33:47,278 --> 00:33:48,973 I can. 425 00:33:51,782 --> 00:33:54,842 I guess I can't blame you for being mad at me too. 426 00:33:55,253 --> 00:33:59,155 Clark, you've walked around here for years bottling everything up... 427 00:33:59,323 --> 00:34:02,156 basing every decision on what's best for other people. 428 00:34:02,326 --> 00:34:05,295 You never stop to think what's best for you. 429 00:34:06,130 --> 00:34:10,123 Mom, you don't think I really meant those things I said about you and Chloe? 430 00:34:10,434 --> 00:34:12,766 I think there was a grain of truth in all of it. 431 00:34:12,937 --> 00:34:15,428 Every time you've been affected by Red Kryptonite... 432 00:34:15,606 --> 00:34:17,335 it hasn't changed who you are... 433 00:34:17,508 --> 00:34:19,567 it's just stripped away your inhibitions. 434 00:34:20,177 --> 00:34:23,943 I think you need to start being more honest about how you feel. 435 00:34:25,983 --> 00:34:29,510 So you're saying that I wanna kiss Lois. And keep Chloe in my back pocket... 436 00:34:29,687 --> 00:34:32,121 while the whole time, I'm still in love with Lana? 437 00:34:32,290 --> 00:34:34,918 You're the only one who can sort that out. 438 00:34:35,092 --> 00:34:38,323 When I kissed Lana, I could tell that she still felt something. 439 00:34:38,496 --> 00:34:39,986 And, Mom... 440 00:34:40,698 --> 00:34:42,427 Mom, I can't let her marry Lex. 441 00:34:46,237 --> 00:34:47,898 This is probably hard to hear. 442 00:34:48,539 --> 00:34:52,441 But I think the best thing you can do is leave her alone. 443 00:34:56,781 --> 00:34:58,749 Clark. Girl alert. 444 00:34:58,916 --> 00:35:02,750 I never know what I'll find in the grown man's clubhouse. 445 00:35:03,754 --> 00:35:05,312 Oh, sorry, Mrs. Kent. 446 00:35:12,496 --> 00:35:13,520 Hey, Lois. 447 00:35:13,698 --> 00:35:15,427 Yeah, hi. 448 00:35:19,570 --> 00:35:24,940 Well, I talked to Chloe and she filled me in... 449 00:35:25,142 --> 00:35:26,609 on Lois Gone Wild. 450 00:35:26,777 --> 00:35:29,871 But I'm just missing a few details... 451 00:35:30,047 --> 00:35:31,275 about us. 452 00:35:34,685 --> 00:35:36,152 Like this. 453 00:35:38,589 --> 00:35:40,887 Wow, Lois, I had no idea. 454 00:35:41,058 --> 00:35:44,755 Save it, Smallville. I was obviously on something. 455 00:35:44,929 --> 00:35:47,864 Thank God, the ink wears off in a week. 456 00:35:54,338 --> 00:35:58,104 Well, I guess it's best that neither of us remembers. 457 00:35:58,275 --> 00:36:01,904 I mean, I can't even really picture the two of us. 458 00:36:07,551 --> 00:36:09,519 You don't think... 459 00:36:09,787 --> 00:36:11,015 that we...? 460 00:36:13,424 --> 00:36:15,221 Think that we what? 461 00:36:18,796 --> 00:36:20,457 You know? 462 00:36:22,199 --> 00:36:23,791 That we... 463 00:36:28,873 --> 00:36:30,238 No, Lois. 464 00:36:32,243 --> 00:36:33,938 I think I'd remember. 465 00:36:35,312 --> 00:36:36,540 Yeah. 466 00:36:37,782 --> 00:36:39,215 Of course, you would. 467 00:36:40,584 --> 00:36:42,575 Highlight of your life. 468 00:36:42,753 --> 00:36:44,482 Though I did find something. 469 00:36:53,097 --> 00:36:54,621 I think you made it for me. 470 00:36:59,870 --> 00:37:01,701 Whitesnake? 471 00:37:06,077 --> 00:37:08,170 I must have really liked you. 472 00:37:24,895 --> 00:37:26,988 Hey, put another one down for the J-Chlo team. 473 00:37:27,164 --> 00:37:31,157 Thanks to you, Lois is back to her old, heartbroken, abrasive self. 474 00:37:31,335 --> 00:37:33,235 I'm glad I could help with that. I guess. 475 00:37:33,404 --> 00:37:36,737 And, Clark is, well, back to being Clark. 476 00:37:36,907 --> 00:37:40,308 Well, you're kind of brushing a landfill under the rug, aren't you? 477 00:37:41,011 --> 00:37:42,808 What? With Clark? 478 00:37:43,280 --> 00:37:47,410 So he took the whole breakup jealousy way past the drunk dialing stage. 479 00:37:47,585 --> 00:37:48,779 Can't arrest him for it. 480 00:37:48,953 --> 00:37:53,117 He crashed Lana's party and told the world that she's eating for two. 481 00:37:55,726 --> 00:37:57,318 Did I mention that he kidnapped her? 482 00:37:57,495 --> 00:38:00,760 I guarantee you Clark is beating himself up more than anyone right now. 483 00:38:00,931 --> 00:38:03,422 We can just give the Clark bashing a reprieve, okay? 484 00:38:03,601 --> 00:38:07,196 No. No, not until you admit that he royally screwed up. 485 00:38:08,038 --> 00:38:09,665 You don't know him like I do. 486 00:38:09,840 --> 00:38:12,707 And you remind me of that every day. 487 00:38:15,146 --> 00:38:16,477 If I did the things he did... 488 00:38:16,647 --> 00:38:19,138 you would never talk to me again. Don't deny that. 489 00:38:19,316 --> 00:38:21,841 So, what are you saying? I'm lying to you now? 490 00:38:25,523 --> 00:38:27,753 Can you really tell me? 491 00:38:28,659 --> 00:38:32,060 If you had the choice, you wouldn't rather be with him? 492 00:38:40,337 --> 00:38:43,465 Of course not. You're my guy. 493 00:38:46,911 --> 00:38:49,471 Now you don't believe me. I don't know what else to say. 494 00:38:52,783 --> 00:38:54,944 Well, I think that's the point. 495 00:38:57,121 --> 00:38:58,713 Neither of us do. 496 00:39:03,494 --> 00:39:05,928 You know, maybe we should take a break. 497 00:39:07,765 --> 00:39:10,427 Jimmy, I don't... 498 00:39:37,428 --> 00:39:40,864 You're fine, Miss Lang. Nothing to worry about. 499 00:39:41,365 --> 00:39:44,027 Thank you, doctor. I just wanted to be sure... 500 00:39:44,201 --> 00:39:47,227 with everything Lana went through yesterday. 501 00:39:53,878 --> 00:39:57,006 Lex, I'm really sorry about what happened last night. 502 00:39:57,181 --> 00:39:59,081 About Clark. 503 00:40:00,351 --> 00:40:04,720 As far as I'm concerned, what we have doesn't have anything to do with Clark. 504 00:40:05,155 --> 00:40:06,884 But then I wasn't the one kissing him. 505 00:40:09,426 --> 00:40:12,395 And I wasn't the one holding a gun to his head. 506 00:40:14,899 --> 00:40:17,197 Funny how he calls this a game. 507 00:40:17,835 --> 00:40:20,497 What were you gonna do, Lex? Shoot him? 508 00:40:23,140 --> 00:40:24,607 If I had to. 509 00:40:24,775 --> 00:40:27,938 To save me? Or to hurt him? 510 00:40:29,847 --> 00:40:32,714 Considering what he did to you, Lana. 511 00:40:33,017 --> 00:40:34,985 I had every right to come after Clark. 512 00:40:36,854 --> 00:40:38,719 But the thing is... 513 00:40:39,590 --> 00:40:41,080 I can't blame him. 514 00:40:43,894 --> 00:40:47,022 If I ever let you slip through my fingers... 515 00:40:48,098 --> 00:40:50,965 I have no idea what I'd be capable of. 516 00:41:11,922 --> 00:41:13,583 How is she really? 517 00:41:13,757 --> 00:41:17,215 Well, you know, this isn't the most typical pregnancy. 518 00:41:18,028 --> 00:41:20,462 But everything's on schedule.