1 00:00:02,580 --> 00:00:03,638 JIMMY: Let there be cake. 2 00:00:09,651 --> 00:00:12,882 I didn't mean to cut your head off. I'm just under a lot of pressure here. 3 00:00:14,219 --> 00:00:16,779 - Uh, who wants cake? WOMAN: Oh, yeah, I do. 4 00:00:16,954 --> 00:00:19,081 Another glass of bubbly. 5 00:00:19,255 --> 00:00:21,382 And throw in a Shirley Temple for the lady. 6 00:00:23,658 --> 00:00:26,058 Lois, don't you think you might wanna pace yourself? 7 00:00:26,226 --> 00:00:29,218 Believe me, Smallville, I am a lot more obnoxious sober. 8 00:00:29,393 --> 00:00:33,454 And the last thing anyone wants is me making a scene at this blessed event. 9 00:00:36,163 --> 00:00:37,994 Chloe is barely legal. 10 00:00:38,164 --> 00:00:42,897 And she is getting herself hitched to the first guy who's shown her any attention. 11 00:00:43,067 --> 00:00:45,035 Present company excepted. 12 00:00:45,202 --> 00:00:48,660 I have suffered enough heartache to know real love when I see it. 13 00:00:49,536 --> 00:00:50,798 And looking at those two... 14 00:00:51,871 --> 00:00:53,304 I don't know. 15 00:00:53,473 --> 00:00:54,473 [LOIS SIGHS] 16 00:00:54,639 --> 00:00:55,901 I don't see it. 17 00:00:57,641 --> 00:00:59,623 Are you sure you're not just jealous that 18 00:00:59,635 --> 00:01:01,873 your little cousin's beating you to the altar? 19 00:01:03,277 --> 00:01:04,642 This isn't a competition. 20 00:01:04,811 --> 00:01:06,506 Then why are you keeping score? 21 00:01:08,246 --> 00:01:12,376 Listen, Lois, it may not kill you to just show a little support. 22 00:01:13,816 --> 00:01:15,681 You want support? 23 00:01:17,017 --> 00:01:19,144 I'll show you support. 24 00:01:19,818 --> 00:01:21,080 [LOIS GRUNTS] 25 00:01:22,019 --> 00:01:24,817 [WHISPERS] Oh, good idea. Here we go. 26 00:01:28,256 --> 00:01:31,521 Ladies and gentlemen, my name is Lois Lane. 27 00:01:31,691 --> 00:01:35,525 Most of you know me as Chloe's cousin, a.k.a. The maid of honor. 28 00:01:35,693 --> 00:01:37,183 [CROWD APPLAUDING] 29 00:01:37,361 --> 00:01:38,555 [CHLOE LAUGHS] 30 00:01:40,329 --> 00:01:44,026 When Chloe and I were little girls, we made a promise. 31 00:01:44,197 --> 00:01:48,930 Neither of us would get married until we found our soul mates. 32 00:01:49,967 --> 00:01:53,994 The one person in the whole wide world that we are destined to be with. 33 00:01:56,337 --> 00:01:58,601 Which is why you can't take a 10-year-old on their word. 34 00:01:58,772 --> 00:02:00,706 [CROWD MURMURING INDISTINCTLY] 35 00:02:01,340 --> 00:02:03,205 Okay, come on. 36 00:02:05,175 --> 00:02:07,166 What I think Lois is trying to say... 37 00:02:07,343 --> 00:02:13,907 is that you can't predict when you will find that special someone. 38 00:02:15,913 --> 00:02:19,872 And Jimmy is, without a doubt, that special someone for Chloe. 39 00:02:22,950 --> 00:02:26,351 I've known Chloe since the 8th grade... 40 00:02:26,752 --> 00:02:28,982 and we've been through a lot together. 41 00:02:29,486 --> 00:02:33,115 In all those years, the truth is I've never seen her so happy. 42 00:02:36,724 --> 00:02:39,124 Congratulations. To Jimmy and Chloe. 43 00:02:39,292 --> 00:02:41,522 ALL: To Jimmy and Chloe. 44 00:02:41,693 --> 00:02:43,888 [CROWD CHEERING AND APPLAUDING] 45 00:02:45,729 --> 00:02:47,196 CHLOE: We'll see you in a few months. 46 00:02:47,363 --> 00:02:48,990 Thank you so much. You guys are great. 47 00:02:49,164 --> 00:02:51,155 CHLOE: Thanks. Bye. JIMMY: Bye. 48 00:02:51,398 --> 00:02:54,094 You know, it's a shame your parents couldn't be here today. 49 00:02:54,267 --> 00:02:57,725 I would have really loved to celebrate your impeccable taste with them. 50 00:02:57,901 --> 00:03:02,361 Well, they send their love. Dad is this close to closing a big deal in London. 51 00:03:02,537 --> 00:03:05,404 His, uh, priorities are a little out of whack, but he means well. 52 00:03:05,571 --> 00:03:08,039 I still hope you enjoyed yourself tonight. 53 00:03:08,206 --> 00:03:10,470 You know what was my favorite part of the evening? 54 00:03:10,641 --> 00:03:13,587 If you say Lois' toast, I'm getting a prenup. 55 00:03:13,599 --> 00:03:14,543 God, no. Heh. 56 00:03:15,043 --> 00:03:17,136 When Clark was toasting us, I looked at you... 57 00:03:17,311 --> 00:03:19,745 and you had the most wonderful smile on your face. 58 00:03:21,046 --> 00:03:24,311 You know, it really means a lot to me that you're finally okay with Clark. 59 00:03:25,482 --> 00:03:28,110 Me being uptight about you and Clark is yesterday's news. 60 00:03:28,283 --> 00:03:31,650 There maybe a textbook's worth of history between the two of you... 61 00:03:31,885 --> 00:03:34,080 but the future's all Chloe and Jimmy's story. 62 00:03:40,789 --> 00:03:44,782 I think it's about time we head upstairs for some much needed alone time. 63 00:03:45,358 --> 00:03:48,623 Oh, I think that is a fantastic idea. 64 00:03:54,196 --> 00:03:55,788 JIMMY: Hey. 65 00:03:56,630 --> 00:03:59,497 [GRUNTING] 66 00:05:09,200 --> 00:05:10,690 [GRUNTS] 67 00:05:20,706 --> 00:05:21,832 [SIGHS] 68 00:05:23,007 --> 00:05:24,838 Smallville? 69 00:05:25,108 --> 00:05:26,370 Good afternoon, Lois. 70 00:05:27,476 --> 00:05:30,001 I thought you might need one of these. 71 00:05:38,648 --> 00:05:40,377 Please, tell me we didn't... 72 00:05:48,953 --> 00:05:50,443 [CHUCKLES] 73 00:05:50,621 --> 00:05:53,522 You're hysterical when you're hung-over, Lois. 74 00:05:54,289 --> 00:05:55,381 Don't worry... 75 00:05:56,290 --> 00:05:57,917 you got changed all by yourself. 76 00:05:58,791 --> 00:06:01,316 In the middle of the kitchen, for like an hour. 77 00:06:04,094 --> 00:06:05,094 [GROANS] 78 00:06:09,464 --> 00:06:12,331 I take it I took a little drive on the porcelain highway. 79 00:06:12,899 --> 00:06:14,958 It was more like a cross-country trip. 80 00:06:16,067 --> 00:06:17,067 [GROANS] 81 00:06:18,301 --> 00:06:21,732 LOIS: You know, I get... [SIGHS] 82 00:06:23,136 --> 00:06:24,763 You didn't have to take care of me. 83 00:06:24,937 --> 00:06:27,167 I would've been perfectly fine on my own at the Talon. 84 00:06:27,505 --> 00:06:31,669 I don't think Jimmy and Chloe would have been up for the Whitesnake sing-along. 85 00:06:32,608 --> 00:06:33,939 [SCOFFS] 86 00:06:35,277 --> 00:06:36,301 Chloe. 87 00:06:38,011 --> 00:06:42,380 Uh, I was supposed to meet her for a dress fitting first thing this morning. 88 00:06:42,547 --> 00:06:43,741 Do you need a ride? 89 00:06:44,147 --> 00:06:45,910 You may have held my hair... 90 00:06:46,081 --> 00:06:48,481 but I don't need you to hold my hand, Smallville. 91 00:06:48,650 --> 00:06:51,175 This may shock you, but I can still drive a car. 92 00:06:51,552 --> 00:06:53,679 Not if it's not here. 93 00:06:54,886 --> 00:06:56,733 This may shock you, but you were in no 94 00:06:56,745 --> 00:06:58,947 condition to get behind the wheel last night. 95 00:06:59,322 --> 00:07:00,380 [SIGHS] 96 00:07:01,557 --> 00:07:03,616 Thanks for the ride? 97 00:07:08,426 --> 00:07:09,825 [ELEVATOR BELL RINGS] 98 00:07:09,993 --> 00:07:12,359 What do you mean you can't find the IP address? 99 00:07:12,528 --> 00:07:14,359 The e-mail came through a ghost router. 100 00:07:14,529 --> 00:07:17,692 As soon as we saw it, the router vanished from the grid. 101 00:07:17,864 --> 00:07:20,765 At the very least, this could prove Mr. Luthor is still alive. 102 00:07:20,933 --> 00:07:23,333 Or it could prove that someone is toying with me. 103 00:07:23,500 --> 00:07:27,459 Find out who took the crystal. Or find a new line of work. 104 00:07:31,038 --> 00:07:35,304 You know what's amazing to me? You can't find time to return my calls... 105 00:07:35,473 --> 00:07:37,713 but you do manage to fit it into your busy schedule... 106 00:07:37,874 --> 00:07:40,809 to buy the Star City Towers right out from under me. 107 00:07:41,910 --> 00:07:44,310 Business is business. 108 00:07:44,878 --> 00:07:46,641 Well, this is not about business. 109 00:07:46,812 --> 00:07:51,772 And to be honest with you, revenge is not your best color. 110 00:07:51,949 --> 00:07:55,544 Don't flatter yourself. One of the most important things that Lex taught me... 111 00:07:55,717 --> 00:07:57,708 is you can't afford to live in the past. 112 00:07:57,884 --> 00:08:01,547 Did Professor Luthor also teach you about deception? Or how about obsession? 113 00:08:01,719 --> 00:08:03,550 I hear his class in murder's an easy A. 114 00:08:03,820 --> 00:08:06,448 He's done more for this world than you ever will, Oliver. 115 00:08:06,622 --> 00:08:09,648 He dedicated his life to making it a safer place. 116 00:08:12,892 --> 00:08:15,122 You know, Mercer, it seems to me... 117 00:08:15,293 --> 00:08:18,490 like Lex may have been a little bit more than a mentor. 118 00:08:21,929 --> 00:08:25,558 If you're done wasting my time, I have phone calls to make. 119 00:08:30,467 --> 00:08:33,630 Look, uh, I'm sorry. 120 00:08:34,936 --> 00:08:37,029 Really, I didn't come here to battle with you. 121 00:08:37,871 --> 00:08:40,533 Actually, I came here to raise the white flag. 122 00:08:40,772 --> 00:08:42,467 How civil. 123 00:08:42,640 --> 00:08:45,006 What do you propose, a truce? 124 00:08:45,542 --> 00:08:50,209 Well, truce, yeah... over dinner. 125 00:08:52,877 --> 00:08:54,504 You haven't changed one bit. 126 00:08:54,679 --> 00:08:57,648 Oliver always wants what Oliver can't have. 127 00:08:58,748 --> 00:09:00,739 You know, sometimes a meal's just a meal. 128 00:09:04,851 --> 00:09:06,819 You can pick me up at 7. 129 00:09:07,518 --> 00:09:09,509 Seven thirty it is. 130 00:09:20,392 --> 00:09:22,257 Chloe. 131 00:09:22,693 --> 00:09:23,819 Jimmy. 132 00:09:23,995 --> 00:09:27,192 You know what Lois likes to see when she comes home? Pants. 133 00:09:27,363 --> 00:09:29,456 Pants on everyone. 134 00:09:37,234 --> 00:09:40,135 I had no idea Jimmy was so romantic. 135 00:09:41,936 --> 00:09:43,369 [LOIS CHUCKLES] 136 00:09:46,739 --> 00:09:50,004 Guess the Olsen's not so wholesome. 137 00:10:00,379 --> 00:10:03,974 LOIS [ON ANSWERING MACHINE]: Chloe, it's your coz. Guess who came to my rescue. 138 00:10:04,147 --> 00:10:07,412 Not Oliver Queen. Heh. Clark Kent. 139 00:10:07,783 --> 00:10:10,183 He is just the sweetest boy I have ever known... 140 00:10:10,784 --> 00:10:13,082 Chalk that one up to alcohol poisoning. 141 00:10:14,619 --> 00:10:17,059 MAN [ON ANSWERING MACHINE]: This is Smallville P.D. Impound... 142 00:10:17,187 --> 00:10:18,848 for Chloe Sullivan and James Olsen. 143 00:10:19,022 --> 00:10:21,923 Your vehicles were just brought in for obstructing a street cleaner. 144 00:10:22,090 --> 00:10:23,489 You have 90 day... 145 00:10:23,658 --> 00:10:26,058 They didn't even come home last night? 146 00:10:27,226 --> 00:10:28,591 Then where the hell are they? 147 00:10:33,495 --> 00:10:35,292 [MICE SQUEAKING] 148 00:10:37,964 --> 00:10:40,694 [GROANING] 149 00:10:40,866 --> 00:10:43,835 Chloe. Are you okay? 150 00:10:44,200 --> 00:10:47,067 I think so. Where are we? 151 00:10:47,236 --> 00:10:49,101 MAN: Dearly beloved... 152 00:10:49,270 --> 00:10:55,106 we are gathered here today to find out if these two were truly meant to be. 153 00:10:56,440 --> 00:10:57,566 [GASPS] 154 00:11:14,083 --> 00:11:15,946 Lois, I checked the Metropolis and the 155 00:11:15,958 --> 00:11:18,179 Smallville hospitals, as well as the airport. 156 00:11:18,351 --> 00:11:21,013 - No sign of Jimmy or Chloe. - You covered a lot of ground. 157 00:11:21,185 --> 00:11:23,949 You need to find the right people to ask. You find anything? 158 00:11:24,120 --> 00:11:26,315 Chloe and Jimmy aren't the only couple missing, Clark. 159 00:11:26,488 --> 00:11:29,651 At least three couples in the last two weeks have vanished without a trace. 160 00:11:29,823 --> 00:11:32,189 - All engaged? - Credit cards haven't been touched. 161 00:11:32,358 --> 00:11:35,293 Phone records show no sign of activity. The list goes on and on. 162 00:11:35,459 --> 00:11:37,791 So unless Oprah said eloping was in for fall... 163 00:11:37,960 --> 00:11:39,552 They've all been abducted. 164 00:11:40,629 --> 00:11:43,151 I called the police, they won't even declare 165 00:11:43,163 --> 00:11:45,293 Jimmy and Chloe missing for 24 hours. 166 00:11:49,033 --> 00:11:52,935 What kind of person would prey on people during the happiest time of their lives? 167 00:11:53,102 --> 00:11:55,434 If I hadn't been too drunk to go home last night... 168 00:11:55,603 --> 00:11:59,232 I would have been there to stop it. - Or you would have been missing too. 169 00:12:01,440 --> 00:12:03,067 Don't worry, Lois. We'll find them. 170 00:12:04,075 --> 00:12:06,635 We should cross-reference Jimmy and Chloe with the other victims. 171 00:12:06,775 --> 00:12:08,436 See if they have anything in common. 172 00:12:08,609 --> 00:12:11,510 One step ahead of you. Jimmy, Chloe and the other couples... 173 00:12:11,677 --> 00:12:14,646 all visited the same wedding vendors within the last 10 days. 174 00:12:14,813 --> 00:12:17,281 A bakery, a jewelry store and a stationery shop. 175 00:12:17,447 --> 00:12:18,471 To name a few. 176 00:12:18,648 --> 00:12:21,708 That stationery shop is around the corner. I'm gonna check it out. 177 00:12:21,882 --> 00:12:25,147 - I'll call if I find anything. - No way am I putting my cousin's life... 178 00:12:25,318 --> 00:12:27,843 in the hands of a mild-mannered copy boy. Keep up. 179 00:12:42,326 --> 00:12:44,351 [FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING] 180 00:12:48,297 --> 00:12:51,027 MAN: The art of abduction is surprisingly difficult. 181 00:12:51,231 --> 00:12:53,859 It's easier when I find couples together. 182 00:12:54,266 --> 00:12:56,325 Saves time. 183 00:12:56,700 --> 00:12:58,565 Well, we'd hate to inconvenience you. 184 00:12:58,735 --> 00:13:02,432 It's no trouble at all. It's my duty. 185 00:13:03,870 --> 00:13:06,964 JIMMY: What...? What is that? MAN: This is a lie detector. 186 00:13:07,138 --> 00:13:10,539 It's fairly harmless and not complicated at all. 187 00:13:11,340 --> 00:13:16,437 In fact, when you get right down to it, it's really quite simple. 188 00:13:16,677 --> 00:13:18,975 All it does is listen to your heart. 189 00:13:19,145 --> 00:13:21,739 I guess you expect us to believe that's harmless too. 190 00:13:21,912 --> 00:13:25,143 No. This is electricity. 191 00:13:25,315 --> 00:13:27,545 Electricity hurts. 192 00:13:29,317 --> 00:13:33,014 Is this how you get your kicks? Torturing innocent people? 193 00:13:35,687 --> 00:13:37,678 It's not torture. 194 00:13:37,988 --> 00:13:40,422 I'm doing you a favor. 195 00:13:42,157 --> 00:13:44,751 Not everyone is meant to be married. 196 00:13:45,825 --> 00:13:48,020 Countless couples rush headlong into marriage. 197 00:13:48,192 --> 00:13:49,955 Ignorant to responsibility... 198 00:13:50,127 --> 00:13:54,063 to the burden of truth that comes with that level of commitment. 199 00:13:58,664 --> 00:14:03,601 Those that are truly dedicated have no secrets. 200 00:14:09,636 --> 00:14:12,366 Let's warm up with an easy question. 201 00:14:12,671 --> 00:14:14,138 James... 202 00:14:15,039 --> 00:14:16,904 [ELECTRICITY POWERING UP] 203 00:14:17,074 --> 00:14:19,269 Have you ever cheated on your fiancée before? 204 00:14:27,379 --> 00:14:28,778 No. 205 00:14:30,214 --> 00:14:31,374 [GROANING] 206 00:14:31,548 --> 00:14:34,984 Stop! Don't hurt her! I'm the one that lied! You hurt me! 207 00:14:35,150 --> 00:14:39,086 Lies don't hurt you. Lies hurt the ones you love. 208 00:14:39,251 --> 00:14:40,684 [GASPING] 209 00:14:41,719 --> 00:14:43,846 You be honest. 210 00:14:47,755 --> 00:14:50,883 It wasn't really cheating. I mean, this crazy woman, she kissed me. 211 00:14:51,057 --> 00:14:53,958 I had a freaking heart attack, and I wound up in the hospital. 212 00:14:54,325 --> 00:14:57,419 I know. I know it wasn't your fault. 213 00:14:58,227 --> 00:15:00,593 You are the only girl... 214 00:15:01,563 --> 00:15:03,724 I've ever loved. 215 00:15:05,265 --> 00:15:06,926 MAN: That will do for now. 216 00:15:08,299 --> 00:15:11,757 Let's see what the bride has to say. 217 00:15:14,836 --> 00:15:16,599 I wonder... 218 00:15:18,238 --> 00:15:21,036 how many lies is she hiding behind. 219 00:15:21,673 --> 00:15:23,197 [GASPING] 220 00:15:29,643 --> 00:15:32,635 If this were the last place on Earth, and I had to write an SOS... 221 00:15:32,812 --> 00:15:36,248 I wouldn't come for a nib or a quill. - Thank you for your time. 222 00:15:36,413 --> 00:15:39,974 Lois, we're not gonna get anywhere if you shake down every person we talk to. 223 00:15:40,148 --> 00:15:43,108 He was stonewalling us. Put the screws to a perp when the clock is ticking. 224 00:15:43,250 --> 00:15:44,250 [CAR HONKING] 225 00:15:44,417 --> 00:15:47,417 He was 70. He spent the night in the hospital. He still had his bracelet on. 226 00:15:47,552 --> 00:15:49,816 Clark, my cousin, your best friend, is missing. 227 00:15:49,986 --> 00:15:52,147 She could be hurt or dying or worse. 228 00:15:52,321 --> 00:15:54,687 Which is exactly why we can't waste any more time. 229 00:15:54,856 --> 00:15:59,452 - Okay, genius, what do you wanna do? - You should go back to the Daily Planet. 230 00:15:59,625 --> 00:16:02,093 See if those background checks we ordered came in. 231 00:16:02,259 --> 00:16:04,921 What do you plan on doing alone that we can't do together? 232 00:16:05,562 --> 00:16:06,586 A lot. 233 00:16:09,964 --> 00:16:12,831 Wait a minute. The guy is preying on couples, right? 234 00:16:14,200 --> 00:16:16,964 - No, don't even go there. - If we walk in there pretending... 235 00:16:17,134 --> 00:16:19,796 to be the bait, we'll have him eating out of our hands. 236 00:16:19,968 --> 00:16:22,266 No one will believe it. Not even for a second. 237 00:16:24,404 --> 00:16:26,463 Clark Kent... 238 00:16:27,105 --> 00:16:28,766 will you marry me? 239 00:16:37,810 --> 00:16:39,869 A smile every now and then wouldn't kill you. 240 00:16:40,045 --> 00:16:42,536 In short supply, Lois. I wouldn't wanna waste one. 241 00:16:42,713 --> 00:16:43,839 Can I help you? 242 00:16:44,480 --> 00:16:50,441 Well, we are finally out ring shopping. Who's the luckiest girl in the world? I am. 243 00:16:50,617 --> 00:16:54,485 Friends of ours said your store is the best place in town to find engagement rings. 244 00:16:54,652 --> 00:16:56,643 Is there a certain piece you'd like to see? 245 00:16:57,154 --> 00:16:58,519 Well... 246 00:17:00,323 --> 00:17:03,952 - What about this one, pumpkin? - Anything you want, muffin. 247 00:17:04,225 --> 00:17:06,819 Must be great, seeing happy couples come here every day. 248 00:17:06,992 --> 00:17:08,016 It certainly is. 249 00:17:08,192 --> 00:17:12,185 It's very fulfilling helping to solidify the bond between husband and wife. 250 00:17:12,361 --> 00:17:14,693 Excellent craftsmanship. 251 00:17:14,863 --> 00:17:18,765 A perfect circle, no beginning and no end. 252 00:17:19,464 --> 00:17:21,193 Try it on. See how it looks. 253 00:17:24,500 --> 00:17:27,992 Don't get stage fright, poodle. You're gonna have to do this center stage... 254 00:17:28,169 --> 00:17:30,569 in front of a packed house sooner than you think. 255 00:17:31,004 --> 00:17:32,369 He has performance anxiety. 256 00:17:32,538 --> 00:17:33,903 [CHUCKLES] 257 00:17:36,807 --> 00:17:39,537 Look at that. A perfect fit. 258 00:17:50,214 --> 00:17:51,704 What are you two doing here? 259 00:17:51,882 --> 00:17:55,147 Oliver, uh, didn't get the invitation yet? 260 00:17:56,084 --> 00:17:58,018 Invitation to what? 261 00:17:59,150 --> 00:18:00,811 Tell him, cupcake. 262 00:18:05,087 --> 00:18:07,351 Lois and I are... 263 00:18:09,190 --> 00:18:10,384 We're getting married. 264 00:18:10,790 --> 00:18:12,382 [LAUGHS] 265 00:18:19,961 --> 00:18:22,862 You're just full of surprises lately, aren't you, Clark? 266 00:18:23,030 --> 00:18:24,224 I know, right? 267 00:18:24,397 --> 00:18:28,834 I mean, we've been friends for so long, but we just had this, um, one magical night. 268 00:18:29,000 --> 00:18:31,764 And we couldn't deny our feelings any longer. 269 00:18:34,569 --> 00:18:36,503 Is this true? 270 00:18:37,271 --> 00:18:38,863 I'm afraid so. 271 00:18:46,342 --> 00:18:48,367 See you at the wedding. 272 00:18:55,746 --> 00:18:59,273 She has great taste. You're a very lucky man. 273 00:18:59,447 --> 00:19:01,415 You have no idea. 274 00:19:01,682 --> 00:19:03,809 If you're this afraid of pretend commitment... 275 00:19:03,983 --> 00:19:07,441 what's gonna happen when some girl makes the mistake of falling for you? 276 00:19:07,952 --> 00:19:09,943 This isn't working. We need to split up. 277 00:19:10,120 --> 00:19:12,680 We can track down more leads if we go in opposite directions. 278 00:19:12,855 --> 00:19:15,380 - What if you get into trouble? - I think I'll be okay. 279 00:19:15,556 --> 00:19:18,548 You know, you're drifting dangerously close to cocky. 280 00:19:18,724 --> 00:19:22,353 What, no snarky comeback from the peanut gallery? 281 00:19:24,460 --> 00:19:25,460 [SIGHS] 282 00:19:28,330 --> 00:19:29,354 Please don't do this. 283 00:19:29,530 --> 00:19:31,498 MAN: You should be pleading with me to continue. 284 00:19:31,665 --> 00:19:34,600 If only someone had taken the time to do this for my wife and I. 285 00:19:34,766 --> 00:19:36,233 You hook her up to your machine? 286 00:19:36,401 --> 00:19:38,562 Something tells me she didn't walk out of here. 287 00:19:38,734 --> 00:19:41,430 I cherished her, James. I honored her. 288 00:19:41,602 --> 00:19:43,802 I did everything I promised when I took my wedding vows. 289 00:19:43,970 --> 00:19:47,633 And how does she reward me? With one lie after another. 290 00:19:50,941 --> 00:19:52,909 She never knew... 291 00:19:53,342 --> 00:19:54,969 but I could smell him on her. 292 00:19:57,010 --> 00:19:58,807 So you killed her. 293 00:20:01,379 --> 00:20:05,713 You see, the heart and the mouth are not always on the same page. 294 00:20:11,318 --> 00:20:12,717 Get the hell away from her. 295 00:20:13,252 --> 00:20:14,276 [ELECTRICITY POWERING UP] 296 00:20:14,452 --> 00:20:16,181 Chloe... 297 00:20:17,354 --> 00:20:19,720 have you ever cheated on your fiancé? 298 00:20:21,189 --> 00:20:22,213 No. 299 00:20:25,191 --> 00:20:28,160 Excellent. Next question. 300 00:20:30,327 --> 00:20:33,091 Are you in love with anyone else? 301 00:20:34,963 --> 00:20:37,761 Don't answer him, Chloe. Don't give him the satisfaction. 302 00:20:38,431 --> 00:20:40,262 [GROANS] 303 00:20:40,432 --> 00:20:41,490 No! 304 00:20:44,467 --> 00:20:50,770 Your fiancé is not the best person to be taking advice from at this moment. 305 00:20:52,371 --> 00:20:55,306 Now, I'm gonna ask you one more time. 306 00:20:58,007 --> 00:21:01,773 Are you in love with anyone else? 307 00:21:09,313 --> 00:21:10,803 No. 308 00:21:13,949 --> 00:21:16,679 [GASPING] 309 00:21:23,119 --> 00:21:27,112 Only you, Jimmy. Forever. 310 00:21:30,256 --> 00:21:31,883 [CHUCKLES] 311 00:21:35,993 --> 00:21:40,089 Congratulations, James Olsen, Chloe Sullivan. 312 00:21:40,562 --> 00:21:43,190 I now pronounce you husband and wife. 313 00:21:49,633 --> 00:21:51,396 Mercy. 314 00:21:51,868 --> 00:21:55,099 We got dinner reservations at Hob's Bay in just under an hour. 315 00:21:58,105 --> 00:21:59,663 I like to work up an appetite. 316 00:21:59,839 --> 00:22:01,830 [GRUNTING] 317 00:22:04,241 --> 00:22:05,367 [CHUCKLES] 318 00:22:06,676 --> 00:22:07,876 You used to be better at this. 319 00:22:08,042 --> 00:22:11,011 What happened to not being interested in revenge? 320 00:22:11,944 --> 00:22:15,209 This is not revenge. This is just practice. 321 00:22:15,379 --> 00:22:18,212 Weak men like you make me stronger. 322 00:22:26,585 --> 00:22:29,713 So you learn that Lionel killed your parents, and what do you do? 323 00:22:30,286 --> 00:22:33,346 You drink yourself onto the society page. For what? Like, a month? 324 00:22:33,522 --> 00:22:36,650 Well, you know me, I like to keep myself busy. 325 00:22:36,823 --> 00:22:41,283 You still can't take anything seriously, can you? Just like our relationship. 326 00:22:41,459 --> 00:22:43,290 [GRUNTING] 327 00:22:43,460 --> 00:22:45,291 You know how much you meant to me. 328 00:22:45,461 --> 00:22:48,294 Yeah, that became clear when I caught you with the waitress. 329 00:22:51,264 --> 00:22:52,856 Or was she a hostess? 330 00:22:54,233 --> 00:22:57,225 - How many times do I have to apologize? - I don't want an apology. 331 00:23:00,135 --> 00:23:01,466 I want an explanation. 332 00:23:08,272 --> 00:23:10,763 What the hell were you so afraid of? 333 00:23:16,276 --> 00:23:17,368 You. 334 00:23:31,618 --> 00:23:33,483 Clark, it's Lois. 335 00:23:33,652 --> 00:23:38,521 I spoke with the police, and they told me that I think I should, uh... 336 00:23:39,288 --> 00:23:44,021 Do you mind? Your high beams are burning holes into my skull. 337 00:23:45,091 --> 00:23:46,558 I don't know what to do anymore. 338 00:23:46,726 --> 00:23:49,991 Can you give me a call as soon as you get this? Bye. 339 00:23:50,160 --> 00:23:52,060 MAN: You'll be seeing your fiancé soon enough. 340 00:23:56,129 --> 00:23:58,188 Son of a bitch. 341 00:24:21,276 --> 00:24:23,107 Oh, my God. 342 00:24:23,310 --> 00:24:26,973 Jimmy. Jimmy, wake up. 343 00:24:28,313 --> 00:24:29,871 We're okay. 344 00:24:30,047 --> 00:24:31,412 What the hell happened? 345 00:24:31,581 --> 00:24:35,176 Last thing I remember, that guy pulled out that gun and everything went black. 346 00:24:35,349 --> 00:24:37,613 I told you we'd make it out. 347 00:24:41,919 --> 00:24:46,413 Is this that masked man's idea of some kind of a twisted joke? 348 00:24:46,655 --> 00:24:50,557 Uh, I'm gonna have to take the credit for this one. 349 00:24:51,457 --> 00:24:55,621 And for the record, it was all a lot less creepy yesterday. 350 00:24:57,160 --> 00:24:59,652 You know, I don't think I'd still be alive if 351 00:24:59,664 --> 00:25:02,223 I was sitting across anyone else in that room. 352 00:25:03,863 --> 00:25:05,728 Because we're meant to be together? 353 00:25:05,898 --> 00:25:10,335 Because things like that don't happen to people by accident. 354 00:25:12,367 --> 00:25:14,096 No. 355 00:25:14,302 --> 00:25:17,237 Because you don't have any secrets. 356 00:25:28,008 --> 00:25:30,238 We should call the sheriff. 357 00:25:32,244 --> 00:25:33,734 Okay. 358 00:25:35,012 --> 00:25:36,343 [POLICE SIREN WAILS] 359 00:25:36,513 --> 00:25:39,880 OFFICER: And if you hear anything again just get a hold of us. 360 00:25:41,982 --> 00:25:43,847 We appreciate your help. 361 00:25:44,016 --> 00:25:46,484 - I'm glad you two are okay. - Clark, what is it? 362 00:25:46,651 --> 00:25:48,312 Lois. I can't find her. She left me a 363 00:25:48,324 --> 00:25:50,314 voicemail, then never made it to the Planet. 364 00:25:50,487 --> 00:25:52,421 She was saying something about car headlights. 365 00:25:52,588 --> 00:25:54,954 Headlights? That's what he used when he took us. 366 00:25:55,123 --> 00:25:57,114 - Why would he want Lois? - It's a long story. 367 00:25:57,290 --> 00:26:00,088 But anything you can remember might help me find Lois. 368 00:26:00,258 --> 00:26:02,123 Uh, this guy, he's a certifiable wack job, C.K. 369 00:26:02,292 --> 00:26:04,283 He was talking about how secrets kill. 370 00:26:04,460 --> 00:26:10,262 - And our bond. - Stuff about lies begetting lies. 371 00:26:10,431 --> 00:26:11,955 What did he say about your bond? 372 00:26:12,664 --> 00:26:16,532 I don't know. Uh, he was talking about how important it is... 373 00:26:16,701 --> 00:26:19,864 to solidify the bond between husband and wife. 374 00:26:23,536 --> 00:26:25,595 I know who has Lois. 375 00:26:32,941 --> 00:26:36,638 LOIS: Tell me right now, what did you do with my cousin? 376 00:26:37,710 --> 00:26:39,678 Where is she? 377 00:26:45,214 --> 00:26:46,738 Lois? 378 00:26:48,482 --> 00:26:50,916 - Lois. - Clark. 379 00:26:51,084 --> 00:26:54,417 - You gotta find Chloe and Jimmy. - He let them go. I'm gonna get you out. 380 00:26:54,585 --> 00:26:58,077 - But you need to tell me, where is he? MAN: Right behind you. 381 00:26:59,388 --> 00:27:01,049 Clark. 382 00:27:03,123 --> 00:27:04,351 [GROANING] 383 00:27:12,528 --> 00:27:13,995 LOIS: Clark? 384 00:27:14,962 --> 00:27:16,725 Wake up. 385 00:27:20,465 --> 00:27:22,092 Clark. 386 00:27:22,499 --> 00:27:24,194 Clark. 387 00:27:25,134 --> 00:27:26,999 Wake up. 388 00:27:40,875 --> 00:27:43,070 CLARK: I know who you are! 389 00:27:47,145 --> 00:27:50,239 Then I suppose I won't be needing this anymore. 390 00:27:51,181 --> 00:27:53,411 Now that we're all acquainted. 391 00:27:53,849 --> 00:27:55,043 Let's begin. 392 00:27:55,483 --> 00:27:56,950 What's the point? 393 00:27:57,117 --> 00:27:59,915 Now that we've both seen your face, you're gonna kill us anyway. 394 00:28:00,084 --> 00:28:02,211 Don't be so certain. 395 00:28:03,386 --> 00:28:07,686 You must really care about her storming in here. 396 00:28:08,756 --> 00:28:10,553 It's very gallant of you. 397 00:28:10,723 --> 00:28:13,089 Yeah, he's stupid that way. 398 00:28:15,992 --> 00:28:18,893 - Let her go. - After her turn, you'll get yours. 399 00:28:19,061 --> 00:28:20,926 My turn? 400 00:28:21,162 --> 00:28:23,722 What is this, some kind of game? 401 00:28:24,363 --> 00:28:25,387 No. 402 00:28:25,565 --> 00:28:27,430 No, it's a test. 403 00:28:27,599 --> 00:28:31,160 To reveal how much you two have been hiding from one another. 404 00:28:32,301 --> 00:28:36,067 If you pass, you'll want to invite me to your wedding. 405 00:28:37,037 --> 00:28:38,937 If you fail... 406 00:28:40,905 --> 00:28:43,874 well, the guest list will be the least of your worries. 407 00:28:47,042 --> 00:28:49,010 Ladies first. 408 00:28:49,542 --> 00:28:52,010 Have you ever cheated on your fiancé? 409 00:28:57,913 --> 00:29:00,404 Of course not. Don't be ridiculous. 410 00:29:00,848 --> 00:29:02,281 [SHOUTING] 411 00:29:02,449 --> 00:29:03,916 What are you doing? 412 00:29:04,083 --> 00:29:05,880 You're killing him! 413 00:29:07,785 --> 00:29:10,219 No. Your lies are. 414 00:29:10,386 --> 00:29:13,082 Okay, okay. I take it back then. I'm sorry. 415 00:29:13,255 --> 00:29:16,418 Just don't hurt him again. 416 00:29:16,957 --> 00:29:18,515 [CLARK GASPING] 417 00:29:30,497 --> 00:29:32,226 CLARK: Killing us... 418 00:29:32,498 --> 00:29:34,898 it won't take away the pain that pushed you here. 419 00:29:35,066 --> 00:29:37,626 I'm doing this for you. 420 00:29:37,801 --> 00:29:39,496 What? 421 00:29:39,968 --> 00:29:42,960 The broken-hearted are the walking dead. 422 00:29:43,135 --> 00:29:47,572 Either way, I'm saving you both a lot of unnecessary pain. 423 00:29:48,172 --> 00:29:51,699 Okay, crazy, this is the deal. 424 00:29:52,074 --> 00:29:54,804 We're not even really a couple. 425 00:29:55,476 --> 00:29:58,570 So this twisted test doesn't mean anything. 426 00:30:02,512 --> 00:30:04,446 Next question. 427 00:30:06,348 --> 00:30:10,409 Deep down, underneath it all, do you love this man? 428 00:30:14,585 --> 00:30:16,985 Answer the question, Lois. 429 00:30:18,821 --> 00:30:20,880 Don't out think it. 430 00:30:22,257 --> 00:30:24,054 Just tell the truth. 431 00:30:29,425 --> 00:30:30,483 [SIGHS] 432 00:30:35,362 --> 00:30:36,954 Do you love him? 433 00:30:43,200 --> 00:30:45,134 Tell the truth. 434 00:30:52,471 --> 00:30:55,497 MAN: Do you love him? 435 00:30:58,041 --> 00:30:59,406 [SOBBING] 436 00:31:05,678 --> 00:31:06,906 Yes. 437 00:31:17,651 --> 00:31:18,777 [SIGHS] 438 00:31:26,354 --> 00:31:28,049 And you... 439 00:31:28,922 --> 00:31:30,321 do you love this woman? 440 00:31:37,327 --> 00:31:40,524 Speak up. She can't hear you if you don't speak up. 441 00:32:02,273 --> 00:32:03,501 [GRUNTING] 442 00:32:09,242 --> 00:32:10,300 [SIGHS] 443 00:32:10,810 --> 00:32:11,834 CLARK: Lois. 444 00:32:14,245 --> 00:32:16,042 - Clark? - Lois, are you okay? 445 00:32:16,346 --> 00:32:17,346 Hmm. 446 00:32:18,447 --> 00:32:20,210 I'm not sure. 447 00:32:23,450 --> 00:32:25,350 Let's get you out of here. 448 00:32:41,326 --> 00:32:45,490 The one person in the whole wide world that we were destined to be with. 449 00:32:45,661 --> 00:32:47,185 Which is why you can't take a... 450 00:32:47,362 --> 00:32:50,058 Yeah, that's pretty much how I felt. 451 00:32:50,364 --> 00:32:52,924 Oh, my God, Chloe, I am so sorry. 452 00:32:53,098 --> 00:32:55,623 I know my face is under "faux pas" in the dictionary... 453 00:32:55,800 --> 00:32:58,132 but this is a whole new low. 454 00:32:58,300 --> 00:33:00,268 I would say that this is a close second... 455 00:33:00,435 --> 00:33:02,960 behind the time you crashed Lana's engagement party. 456 00:33:03,135 --> 00:33:06,764 In fact, you may wanna start avoiding engagement parties altogether. 457 00:33:06,938 --> 00:33:07,938 [LOIS SIGHS] 458 00:33:09,472 --> 00:33:13,272 Chloe, it's not funny. I ruined your special night. 459 00:33:13,908 --> 00:33:17,935 Lois, considering how the night ended, I'd say the party was a rousing success. 460 00:33:18,110 --> 00:33:19,873 Besides, you were just being honest... 461 00:33:20,044 --> 00:33:23,605 though you could have been a little less public about it. 462 00:33:24,313 --> 00:33:27,510 Lois, why didn't you just tell me that this is how you felt? 463 00:33:29,450 --> 00:33:31,281 I don't know. 464 00:33:31,451 --> 00:33:34,352 Look, Clark and Lana went south. 465 00:33:34,518 --> 00:33:37,510 Things fell apart between me and Ollie. 466 00:33:38,554 --> 00:33:42,888 Just knowing that I had everything that I wanted right in front of me... 467 00:33:43,490 --> 00:33:46,084 and having it slip away. 468 00:33:47,192 --> 00:33:50,787 I just didn't want to see you have that kind of heartache. 469 00:33:52,227 --> 00:33:57,187 Lois, you are the most wonderful big cousin in the world for thinking that. 470 00:33:57,563 --> 00:34:02,227 But trust me, I wouldn't have said yes if I didn't know it was meant to be. 471 00:34:03,233 --> 00:34:05,428 How can you be sure? 472 00:34:06,668 --> 00:34:12,766 Because when I look at Jimmy, I can just feel it, in my heart. 473 00:34:13,138 --> 00:34:15,732 I mean, sunset or dungeon, he's my guy. 474 00:34:17,374 --> 00:34:18,374 Wow. 475 00:34:19,241 --> 00:34:21,266 Color me jealous. 476 00:34:22,809 --> 00:34:24,868 Clark was right after all. 477 00:34:26,112 --> 00:34:29,081 He usually is. Get used to it. 478 00:34:29,246 --> 00:34:30,975 JIMMY: Get used to what? 479 00:34:38,550 --> 00:34:39,915 [LOIS SIGHING] 480 00:34:42,052 --> 00:34:44,452 To being a member of the family. 481 00:34:44,620 --> 00:34:46,952 Congratulations, Jimmy. 482 00:34:48,455 --> 00:34:49,888 What was that all about? 483 00:34:50,056 --> 00:34:52,684 You and me, oddly enough. 484 00:34:52,858 --> 00:34:56,123 Speaking of which, I have something you need to see. 485 00:34:56,926 --> 00:34:58,450 After the Spanish Inquisition... 486 00:34:58,627 --> 00:35:02,028 I was thinking we deserve an extra-long honeymoon. 487 00:35:02,195 --> 00:35:07,223 - So maybe Bora Bora? Saint Tropez? JIMMY: Chloe. 488 00:35:08,265 --> 00:35:11,063 Before you start booking, there's something you need to know. 489 00:35:13,668 --> 00:35:16,330 As insane as that guy was, he made a great point. 490 00:35:16,503 --> 00:35:18,494 If we're gonna make it... 491 00:35:18,904 --> 00:35:21,338 we can't have any secrets from each other anymore. 492 00:35:22,373 --> 00:35:24,898 Yeah, but if the last 12 hours have proven anything... 493 00:35:25,074 --> 00:35:27,133 it's that we don't have much left to hide. 494 00:35:29,876 --> 00:35:32,743 Yeah, there is. 495 00:35:34,578 --> 00:35:37,138 I'm not who you think I am. 496 00:35:40,415 --> 00:35:42,280 The sudden knot in my stomach tells me... 497 00:35:42,449 --> 00:35:45,646 this isn't you embracing your inner Nietzsche. 498 00:35:49,186 --> 00:35:51,654 My parents aren't coming to the wedding. 499 00:35:52,454 --> 00:35:54,388 They, uh... 500 00:35:55,022 --> 00:35:57,456 Well, they actually don't exist. 501 00:35:57,624 --> 00:36:01,822 Well, I mean, they do. Of course they do. They exist. It's just that... 502 00:36:02,592 --> 00:36:05,925 My dad's not an investment banker in Manhattan. 503 00:36:08,029 --> 00:36:11,988 He's a part-time mechanic and full-time alcoholic in Oklahoma City. 504 00:36:13,398 --> 00:36:15,491 I never even really met my mom. 505 00:36:19,667 --> 00:36:22,534 Why would you keep something like this from me? 506 00:36:25,703 --> 00:36:28,297 This city, it's huge. 507 00:36:28,472 --> 00:36:31,032 It's the top of the world coming from where I come from. 508 00:36:31,207 --> 00:36:33,869 And the only way I could fit in... 509 00:36:35,576 --> 00:36:37,009 was to be someone else. 510 00:36:40,578 --> 00:36:43,206 Why didn't you trust me? 511 00:36:45,414 --> 00:36:46,972 I know. 512 00:36:47,515 --> 00:36:49,244 I'm sorry. 513 00:36:49,817 --> 00:36:52,251 I'm so sorry. 514 00:36:53,485 --> 00:36:54,679 I screwed up bigtime. 515 00:36:54,852 --> 00:36:58,618 And I totally understand if you need some time or even if... 516 00:36:58,787 --> 00:36:59,947 If you want out. 517 00:37:03,290 --> 00:37:05,451 A guy like me... 518 00:37:06,392 --> 00:37:08,724 doesn't get a girl like you, Chloe. 519 00:37:11,326 --> 00:37:15,023 Life, it doesn't work like that. 520 00:37:19,630 --> 00:37:21,564 Yeah, it does. 521 00:37:55,983 --> 00:37:58,508 So much for breakfast in bed. 522 00:37:59,450 --> 00:38:01,918 I'm late for a meeting in Metropolis. 523 00:38:02,085 --> 00:38:04,110 Some of us still have corporations to run. 524 00:38:04,286 --> 00:38:07,483 Oh, that's right. I forgot. Although I've got this funny feeling... 525 00:38:07,654 --> 00:38:10,782 that you could probably find somebody else to answer your phones. 526 00:38:10,957 --> 00:38:14,121 I'm thinking more like, um, dinner in Malibu 527 00:38:14,133 --> 00:38:17,021 in time for the sunset. What do you say? 528 00:38:18,160 --> 00:38:21,061 Is that a hint of romance I detect? 529 00:38:22,863 --> 00:38:25,093 I can't stop myself. 530 00:38:36,370 --> 00:38:37,928 Save it... 531 00:38:38,104 --> 00:38:40,265 in case you wanna tip another hostess. 532 00:38:43,473 --> 00:38:46,067 There was nothing romantic about last night, Oliver. 533 00:38:46,242 --> 00:38:49,700 I had an itch. You scratched it. 534 00:38:55,845 --> 00:38:58,040 Tess, what happened to you? 535 00:39:02,315 --> 00:39:04,146 I grew up. 536 00:39:05,618 --> 00:39:09,281 And you left right when things started to get interesting. 537 00:39:10,786 --> 00:39:12,344 You know the way out. 538 00:39:32,665 --> 00:39:33,893 [SIGHS] 539 00:39:34,065 --> 00:39:36,158 CLARK: You're not avoiding me, are you? 540 00:39:38,300 --> 00:39:39,824 Me? Why would I be avoiding you? 541 00:39:40,001 --> 00:39:42,902 I was just shopping for wedding gifts for Chloe and Jimmy. 542 00:39:43,069 --> 00:39:45,799 So you're finally on board with the happy couple. 543 00:39:45,970 --> 00:39:49,701 Yup. All it took was them passing a madman's electric-cosmo death quiz... 544 00:39:49,872 --> 00:39:50,964 and I am sold. 545 00:39:51,140 --> 00:39:52,437 [ELEVATOR BELL RINGS] 546 00:39:55,175 --> 00:39:56,574 In or out? 547 00:39:57,510 --> 00:40:00,775 You know, all things considered, stairs are better for cardio. 548 00:40:01,379 --> 00:40:05,338 Come on. Statistically, this is the safer way to travel. 549 00:40:19,354 --> 00:40:21,549 He confessed. The jeweler. 550 00:40:22,690 --> 00:40:24,624 I heard. Five couples? 551 00:40:30,359 --> 00:40:32,384 So, uh, about that test... 552 00:40:34,261 --> 00:40:35,387 Um. 553 00:40:39,864 --> 00:40:42,332 Who would have thought you were such a good liar, huh? 554 00:40:42,499 --> 00:40:45,491 I mean, you even beat that machine. 555 00:40:46,067 --> 00:40:49,298 Even though I'm a natural master of deception, I needed a little help. 556 00:40:49,469 --> 00:40:52,597 I mean, that machine was a piece of kaiser-era junk. 557 00:40:54,471 --> 00:40:58,305 I mean, it did work the first time, you know, when you electrocuted me. 558 00:40:58,941 --> 00:41:00,932 Exactly. 559 00:41:01,275 --> 00:41:05,905 While he was off playing game-show host, I slipped the sensor off my finger. 560 00:41:06,078 --> 00:41:08,137 Pretty crafty, huh? 561 00:41:10,414 --> 00:41:12,905 So you weren't telling the truth. 562 00:41:14,416 --> 00:41:17,647 Please. I mean, we do make a good team. 563 00:41:17,817 --> 00:41:20,843 But don't let our cover go to that big old head of yours. 564 00:41:22,919 --> 00:41:24,580 I didn't. 565 00:41:26,087 --> 00:41:28,317 - Good. - Great. 566 00:41:34,558 --> 00:41:37,459 Let's just be happy that I was under the gun and not you. 567 00:41:38,126 --> 00:41:39,616 And why's that? 568 00:41:40,294 --> 00:41:42,785 Smallville, everyone knows you're a terrible liar. 569 00:41:42,963 --> 00:41:45,625 Who knows where we'd be if you'd answered that question?