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( music playing )

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( flashlight bulb shatters )

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( door slams )

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MAN: There you go, there you go.

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Fetch, fetch!

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There you go! Fetch, boy!

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Aha!

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Do you want to...

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Stay there.

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Ah!

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Fetch!

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Go on!

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Go on!

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( sniffing )

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Ready, fetch!

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( cries out )

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Yes!

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Good old Teddy.

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Good Teddy.

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Eh?

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MAN: Good shot!

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Good!

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Oh, heads up!

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Oh.

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( tires screeching )

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Ohh.

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( tires screeching )

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Oh.

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( barking )

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Oh.

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MAN: Goodbye, sir.

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Thank you.

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( chittering )

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( humming )

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Oh, darn it.

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( dog barks )

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( cat hissing )

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Hmm.

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Hmm.

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Ah!

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( cat snarls )

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- Ah!
- Ooh!

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Hello.

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( dog barking )

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( Mr. Bean muttering )

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MRS. WICKET: What's your game?

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( cat meows )

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Oh, hello.

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( barks )

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Look.
( gibbers )

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Mrs. Wicket.

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- ( cat toy squeaks )
- Fetch!

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( dog barking )

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Arggh!

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Shh!

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Ah!

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Ah, look!

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Ball. Hmm?

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( barks )

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Shh!

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Hmm.

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Oh.

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Shh!

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Shh!

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Fetch!

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Oh!

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( barks )

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MR. BEAN:
No, no, no, no.

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- Oh.
- ( clock dings )

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Oh!

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Pipe down! Arrgh!

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Shut up!

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( panicky breathing )

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( loud crash )

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Right!

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- Well?
- Oh!

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( muttering )

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Hello.

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( cat snarling )

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Hmm!

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Ahh! Dog!

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( sighs )

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( parrot squawks )

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Oh!

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( parrot squawks )

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Hello.

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Hello.

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( squawks )

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Hmph!

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Ah!

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Hello!

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( parrot squawks )

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( Mrs. Wicket muttering )

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( muttering )

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( gasps )

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Right!

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Oh.

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Huh?

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Nice bird.

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Beg your pardon.

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Hmm.

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Got you!

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- ( humming )
- Huh. Oh.

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Ahh...ahh...

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( parrot squeaks )

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Wait!

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Stay there.

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There.

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( humming )

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( thudding )

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MR. BEAN: There.

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Oh.

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Ah.

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( buzzer )

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( doorbell buzzing )

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MAN: Mr. Bean?

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MR. BEAN: Thank you.

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Here it is!

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( door buzzer )

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Oh.

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Eh?

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( mumbling )

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( doorbell buzzing )

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Oh!

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Oh, what--oh!

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( panting )

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( buzzer sounds)

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Eh?

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( Parrot mimics door buzzer )

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( "buzzer" continues)

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Ah!

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Hello.

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( mimics buzzer )

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Hello.

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( parrot mimics buzzer )

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Hello, hello, hello.

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RECORDING:
Hello, hello, hello, hello,

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hello, hello,
hello, hello, hello...

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( snoring )

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RECORDING:
Hello, hello, hello, hello.

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Hello.

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Oh!

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Hello.

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Hello.

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( blowing )

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( sighs deeply )

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( sighs )

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( parrot squawking )

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Hello.

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( parrot mimics buzzer )

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Huh?

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Oh, no!

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Aha!

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( tires screeching )

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MAN: Goodbye, madam.

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( tire screeches )

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Oh!

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Oh.

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( chuckles )

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Oh.

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( Mrs. Wicket humming )

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Huh.

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Home.

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Aha!

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Oh.

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Well.

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( Mrs. Wicket grunts )

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( sniffing )

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( clears throat )

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( whistling )

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- For you.
- Oh.

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( sighs )

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Oh!

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MR. BEAN: No!

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( calls out )

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( cat snarling )

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( gasps )

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Wha--?! Aaaah!

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Get it off me!

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Get it off!

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( thud )

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Oh!

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Hello.

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MAN: Good boy. Good boy.

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Fetch! Oh, good boy.

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Good, boy--
wait, huh? What the--?

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Fetch!

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Good, good boy.

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Fetch!

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( muttering )

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- ( gasps )
- ( barks )

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( man screaming )

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Fetch!

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Hey. Hey, hey!

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Come back here!

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No, come back here!

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I said, come here!

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Come here, will you?!

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( music playing )

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MR. BEAN: Ohh!