( music playing )
( flashlight bulb shatters )
( door slams )
MAN: There you go, there you go.
Fetch, fetch!
There you go! Fetch, boy!
Aha!
Do you want to...
Stay there.
Ah!
Fetch!
Go on!
( sniffing )
Ready, fetch!
( cries out )
Yes!
Good old Teddy.
Good Teddy.
Eh?
MAN: Good shot!
Good!
Oh, heads up!
Oh.
( tires screeching )
Ohh.
( tires screeching )
Oh.
( barking )
Oh.
MAN: Goodbye, sir.
Thank you.
( chittering )
( humming )
Oh, darn it.
( dog barks )
( cat hissing )
Hmm.
Ah!
( cat snarls )
- Ah! - Ooh!
Hello.
( dog barking )
( Mr. Bean muttering )
MRS. WICKET: What's your game?
( cat meows )
Oh, hello.
( barks )
Look. ( gibbers )
Mrs. Wicket.
- ( cat toy squeaks ) - Fetch!
( dog barking )
Arggh!
Shh!
Ah!
Ah, look!
Ball. Hmm?
( barks )
Shh!
Hmm.
Oh.
Shh!
Fetch!
Oh!
( barks )
MR. BEAN: No, no, no, no.
- Oh. - ( clock dings )
Oh!
Pipe down! Arrgh!
Shut up!
( panicky breathing )
( loud crash )
Right!
- Well? - Oh!
( muttering )
Hello.
( cat snarling )
Hmm!
Ahh! Dog!
( sighs )
( parrot squawks )
Oh!
( parrot squawks )
Hello.
( squawks )
Hmph!
Ah!
Hello!
( parrot squawks )
( Mrs. Wicket muttering )
( muttering )
( gasps )
Right!
Oh.
Huh?
Nice bird.
Beg your pardon.
Hmm.
Got you!
- ( humming ) - Huh. Oh.
Ahh...ahh...
( parrot squeaks )
Wait!
Stay there.
There.
( humming )
( thudding )
MR. BEAN: There.
Oh.
Ah.
( buzzer )
( doorbell buzzing )
MAN: Mr. Bean?
MR. BEAN: Thank you.
Here it is!
( door buzzer )
Oh.
Eh?
( mumbling )
( doorbell buzzing )
Oh!
Oh, what--oh!
( panting )
( buzzer sounds)
Eh?
( Parrot mimics door buzzer )
( "buzzer" continues)
Ah!
Hello.
( mimics buzzer )
Hello.
( parrot mimics buzzer )
Hello, hello, hello.
RECORDING: Hello, hello, hello, hello,
hello, hello, hello, hello, hello...
( snoring )
RECORDING: Hello, hello, hello, hello.
Hello.
Oh!
Hello.
( blowing )
( sighs deeply )
( sighs )
( parrot squawking )
Hello.
( parrot mimics buzzer )
Huh?
Oh, no!
Aha!
( tires screeching )
MAN: Goodbye, madam.
( tire screeches )
Oh!
Oh.
( chuckles )
Oh.
( Mrs. Wicket humming )
Huh.
Home.
Aha!
Oh.
Well.
( Mrs. Wicket grunts )
( sniffing )
( clears throat )
( whistling )
- For you. - Oh.
( sighs )
Oh!
MR. BEAN: No!
( calls out )
( cat snarling )
( gasps )
Wha--?! Aaaah!
Get it off me!
Get it off!
( thud )
Oh!
Hello.
MAN: Good boy. Good boy.
Fetch! Oh, good boy.
Good, boy-- wait, huh? What the--?
Fetch!
Good, good boy.
Fetch!
( muttering )
- ( gasps ) - ( barks )
( man screaming )
Fetch!
Hey. Hey, hey!
Come back here!
No, come back here!
I said, come here!
Come here, will you?!
( music playing )
MR. BEAN: Ohh!