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MR. BEAN: Right. One for me...

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and one for Teddy.

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Good evening.

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If you'd like,
follow me, sir.

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This way.

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Oh, here we are.

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Ha, stay there.

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Mmm.

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Ta-da!

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Is this yours?

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No?

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That's yours.

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There we are.

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Go on, dig in.

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Hmm.

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Hmmm...

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Uh, Teddy, can I have a chip?

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Are you sure?

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Oh, you're too kind.

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Another one?

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Hmm. Go on.

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Mmm.

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There we go.
A spot of telly.

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Come on.

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MR. BEAN: God's sake!

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It must be here somewhere.

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Ah.

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No.

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Ah.

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Polar bears?

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Oh, you'd like
to move table, sir?

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Here we go.

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Here you go. Ah.

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Okay?

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In you go!

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MAN: Hey you!

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Aha!

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- Right.

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Floor six.
Floor six.

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- Don't cheat, man.
- Oh, come on.

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Come on.

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Oh, wrong floor.

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Teddy. Teddy.

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Are you buying this?

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Oh! Oh!

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- Ahem.

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- It's ours.

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Oh.

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Eh...

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Aha.

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Oh.

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Oh...?

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WOMAN: This will do nicely.

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- Gimme!
- Oh!

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Ah.

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Look like I can sell this.
I can sell that.

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I can sell the...

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This and this.

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Hmm.

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Huh? Hmm.

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- Hello.
- Morning.

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I've got others just like that.

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- Ohh! Don't touch that!
- MAN: Yes, it is.

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- Yes, it is.
- It's all--

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- it's all I've got.
- No, no, no.

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No. Let me...

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Shh, be quiet.

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Ohh!

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Not this!

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Oh.

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Oh, all right.

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- Teddy.

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Ohhh!

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Um, tell me...

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Teddy!

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Teddy! Teddy, come back here.

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- Give me the teddy, please.
- A tenner.

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MR. BEAN: Give me the teddy.

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No, wait.

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Give me the ted--

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Gimme.

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All right.

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- Thank you.
- Mummy!

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Now, Teddy, don't you dare

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wander off like that again.

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- Take it away, Guv.
- MR. BEAN: Stop! Stop! Stop!

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Why didn't you
at least take the sofa?

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Excuse me.

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- Three.

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Uh, three, uh, hundred.

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Three hundred!
Three hundred!

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Three hundred!

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Excuse me.
Excuse me.

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Gangway. Gangway.

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- Oh.
- Hmm.

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- Hmm.
- WOMAN: Hmm, nice.

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It would go with
the coffee table, George.

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- MR. BEAN: Ahhh...
- WOMAN: I like the shape,

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WOMAN:
Nice with the pictures, too,

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- Hello.

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Uh, good morning, sir.
Good morning, madam.

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- Bean.

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- Uh, yes, sir.
- We're very interested in this.

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Oh, the sofa. Hmm...

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- I think he's surprised.

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WOMAN: Is it all right?

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This sofa...

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smells...

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No, no, no, no, no.

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Whereas, this here...

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Ahem, ahem.
What do you think you're doing?

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WOMAN: Excuse me.

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It's the cushion I want.

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Oh, the cushion.

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It's the cushion she wants.

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Very nice choice.

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Oh!

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Oh, Teddy.

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Out, or three hundred!

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Oh.

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- Cash!
- Oh. Cash.

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To you, to you, to you.
Round the corner.

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Okay.

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- There you go.

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No.

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Oh, hey.

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Hey, hey, hey, hey.
Take the sofa away.

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What?

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Mr. Bean, move it.

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Ohh.

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Off you go.

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What?

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What the dickens?!

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Oh.

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Look at this.

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All nice.

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Now...

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Where's that thing gone now?

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Oh, no.
Oh, no.

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It's still there.
Excuse me.

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I was just hoping.
I hope I-- Have you got that--

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Have you got that...

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Huh

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- Oh, no.

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Stop! Stop!

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Stop! Ohh!

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Why did you--

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A sale is a sale.

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Oh, yes.
All right, stop, stop!

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MR. BEAN: Ohh.