1 00:00:01,600 --> 00:00:03,760 ( music playing ) 2 00:00:11,680 --> 00:00:12,920 ( flashlight bulb shatters ) 3 00:00:13,000 --> 00:00:14,400 ( door slams ) 4 00:00:20,880 --> 00:00:23,160 ( humming ) 5 00:00:28,840 --> 00:00:30,200 ( sighs ) 6 00:00:33,000 --> 00:00:34,760 MR. BEAN: Right. One for me... 7 00:00:34,840 --> 00:00:37,280 and one for Teddy. 8 00:00:38,520 --> 00:00:40,360 Good evening. 9 00:00:40,440 --> 00:00:41,840 If you'd like, follow me, sir. 10 00:00:41,920 --> 00:00:43,280 This way. 11 00:00:43,360 --> 00:00:44,560 Oh, here we are. 12 00:00:44,640 --> 00:00:46,800 Ha, stay there. 13 00:00:51,040 --> 00:00:52,760 Mmm. 14 00:00:58,480 --> 00:00:59,560 Ta-da! 15 00:01:00,840 --> 00:01:01,840 Is this yours? 16 00:01:01,920 --> 00:01:03,480 ( chuckles ) No? 17 00:01:03,560 --> 00:01:04,880 That's yours. 18 00:01:06,240 --> 00:01:07,600 There we are. 19 00:01:09,200 --> 00:01:11,240 Go on, dig in. 20 00:01:11,320 --> 00:01:12,840 ( munching ) 21 00:01:21,000 --> 00:01:22,600 Hmm. 22 00:01:22,680 --> 00:01:24,280 Hmmm... 23 00:01:24,360 --> 00:01:27,320 Uh, Teddy, can I have a chip? 24 00:01:27,400 --> 00:01:28,600 Are you sure? 25 00:01:30,000 --> 00:01:32,840 Oh, you're too kind. 26 00:01:34,920 --> 00:01:36,200 Another one? 27 00:01:36,280 --> 00:01:37,800 Hmm. Go on. 28 00:01:37,880 --> 00:01:39,000 Mmm. 29 00:01:42,040 --> 00:01:43,840 There we go. A spot of telly. 30 00:01:43,920 --> 00:01:45,360 Come on. 31 00:01:45,440 --> 00:01:47,480 ( mumbling ) 32 00:01:52,360 --> 00:01:53,680 MR. BEAN: God's sake! 33 00:01:54,960 --> 00:01:57,000 It must be here somewhere. 34 00:01:58,640 --> 00:01:59,840 ( flaps lips ) 35 00:02:04,160 --> 00:02:05,560 Ah. 36 00:02:05,640 --> 00:02:06,880 No. 37 00:02:08,240 --> 00:02:09,680 Ah. 38 00:02:16,400 --> 00:02:19,120 ( indistinct voiceover on TV ) 39 00:02:23,040 --> 00:02:24,240 Polar bears? 40 00:02:38,800 --> 00:02:40,440 Oh, you'd like to move table, sir? 41 00:02:41,520 --> 00:02:42,600 Here we go. 42 00:02:42,680 --> 00:02:44,520 Here you go. Ah. 43 00:02:46,080 --> 00:02:47,240 ( Mr. Bean giggles ) 44 00:02:47,320 --> 00:02:49,040 ( sighs ) 45 00:02:50,280 --> 00:02:51,520 Okay? 46 00:02:51,600 --> 00:02:52,840 ( plate breaks ) 47 00:02:58,760 --> 00:03:00,800 In you go! 48 00:03:06,240 --> 00:03:08,840 ( grunting ) 49 00:03:15,720 --> 00:03:18,000 ( tires screeching ) 50 00:03:18,080 --> 00:03:19,360 MAN: Hey you! 51 00:03:19,440 --> 00:03:20,520 ( car honks ) 52 00:03:33,160 --> 00:03:34,680 Aha! 53 00:03:34,760 --> 00:03:36,360 - Right. - ( elevator bell dings ) 54 00:03:39,400 --> 00:03:40,800 ( bell dings ) 55 00:03:40,880 --> 00:03:42,640 Floor six. Floor six. 56 00:03:45,200 --> 00:03:47,640 - Don't cheat, man. - Oh, come on. 57 00:03:47,720 --> 00:03:49,280 Come on. 58 00:03:49,360 --> 00:03:50,800 ( bell dings ) 59 00:03:57,160 --> 00:03:58,400 ( screaming ) 60 00:04:06,000 --> 00:04:07,200 ( woman screams ) 61 00:04:09,200 --> 00:04:10,440 ( grunts ) 62 00:04:10,520 --> 00:04:11,840 ( elevator bell dings ) 63 00:04:13,240 --> 00:04:15,440 ( whistling melody ) 64 00:04:16,800 --> 00:04:18,600 Oh, wrong floor. 65 00:04:20,320 --> 00:04:21,560 ( bell dings ) 66 00:04:22,720 --> 00:04:24,200 ( muttering ) 67 00:04:24,280 --> 00:04:25,320 ( gasps ) 68 00:04:28,880 --> 00:04:30,360 ( contented sigh ) 69 00:04:30,440 --> 00:04:32,080 Teddy. Teddy. 70 00:04:32,160 --> 00:04:33,280 ( clears throat ) 71 00:04:33,360 --> 00:04:34,600 Are you buying this? 72 00:04:34,680 --> 00:04:36,280 Oh! Oh! 73 00:04:36,360 --> 00:04:37,600 - Ahem. - Uh, what? 74 00:04:37,680 --> 00:04:39,520 - ( whines ) - It's ours. 75 00:04:41,720 --> 00:04:43,040 Oh. 76 00:04:43,120 --> 00:04:44,240 Eh... 77 00:04:45,320 --> 00:04:46,360 ( gasps ) 78 00:04:46,440 --> 00:04:47,520 ( tires screeching ) 79 00:04:51,440 --> 00:04:52,680 ( crashing ) 80 00:04:54,120 --> 00:04:55,480 ( tires screeching ) 81 00:05:04,280 --> 00:05:05,560 Aha. 82 00:05:05,640 --> 00:05:06,880 Oh. 83 00:05:08,440 --> 00:05:09,880 ( sighs ) 84 00:05:11,680 --> 00:05:12,920 ( sighs ) 85 00:05:14,480 --> 00:05:15,800 Oh...? 86 00:05:18,840 --> 00:05:20,480 WOMAN: This will do nicely. 87 00:05:20,560 --> 00:05:21,840 - Gimme! - Oh! 88 00:05:21,920 --> 00:05:23,800 Ah. 89 00:05:23,880 --> 00:05:26,000 Look like I can sell this. I can sell that. 90 00:05:26,080 --> 00:05:27,160 I can sell the... 91 00:05:27,240 --> 00:05:29,640 ( mumbling ) 92 00:05:29,720 --> 00:05:31,360 This and this. 93 00:05:31,440 --> 00:05:32,680 Hmm. 94 00:05:32,760 --> 00:05:34,400 Huh? Hmm. 95 00:05:34,480 --> 00:05:36,560 ( muttering ) 96 00:05:41,480 --> 00:05:43,080 - Hello. - Morning. 97 00:05:47,640 --> 00:05:49,760 I've got others just like that. 98 00:05:51,480 --> 00:05:53,200 - Ohh! Don't touch that! - MAN: Yes, it is. 99 00:05:53,280 --> 00:05:54,680 - Yes, it is. - It's all-- 100 00:05:54,760 --> 00:05:56,240 - it's all I've got. - No, no, no. 101 00:05:56,320 --> 00:05:57,760 No. Let me... 102 00:05:57,840 --> 00:05:59,600 Shh, be quiet. 103 00:05:59,680 --> 00:06:01,080 Ohh! 104 00:06:01,160 --> 00:06:02,520 Not this! 105 00:06:03,680 --> 00:06:04,680 Oh. 106 00:06:04,760 --> 00:06:06,280 ( cries ) 107 00:06:06,360 --> 00:06:08,560 Oh, all right. 108 00:06:10,800 --> 00:06:13,280 - ( girl cackles ) - Teddy. 109 00:06:14,480 --> 00:06:15,760 Ohhh! 110 00:06:15,840 --> 00:06:17,720 Um, tell me... 111 00:06:17,800 --> 00:06:18,880 Teddy! 112 00:06:18,960 --> 00:06:20,680 Teddy! Teddy, come back here. 113 00:06:20,760 --> 00:06:22,440 ( bus honks horn ) 114 00:06:22,520 --> 00:06:24,360 - Give me the teddy, please. - A tenner. 115 00:06:24,440 --> 00:06:25,480 MR. BEAN: Give me the teddy. 116 00:06:25,560 --> 00:06:26,920 No, wait. 117 00:06:27,000 --> 00:06:28,120 Give me the ted-- 118 00:06:28,200 --> 00:06:29,200 Gimme. 119 00:06:29,280 --> 00:06:30,680 ( muttering ) 120 00:06:32,480 --> 00:06:34,400 All right. 121 00:06:34,480 --> 00:06:35,920 - Thank you. - Mummy! 122 00:06:36,000 --> 00:06:37,440 Now, Teddy, don't you dare 123 00:06:37,520 --> 00:06:39,120 wander off like that again. 124 00:06:39,200 --> 00:06:41,760 ( metal hinges squeal ) 125 00:06:41,840 --> 00:06:44,840 - Take it away, Guv. - MR. BEAN: Stop! Stop! Stop! 126 00:06:44,920 --> 00:06:47,320 Why didn't you at least take the sofa? 127 00:06:47,400 --> 00:06:48,920 ( clears throat) 128 00:06:49,000 --> 00:06:50,160 Excuse me. 129 00:06:51,680 --> 00:06:53,240 - Um, how much? - Three. 130 00:06:53,320 --> 00:06:56,000 Uh, three, uh, hundred. 131 00:06:56,080 --> 00:06:57,200 ( laughs ) 132 00:06:57,280 --> 00:06:58,800 Three hundred! Three hundred! 133 00:06:58,880 --> 00:07:00,600 Three hundred! 134 00:07:04,760 --> 00:07:06,440 ( tires screeching ) 135 00:07:11,160 --> 00:07:12,320 Excuse me. Excuse me. 136 00:07:12,400 --> 00:07:14,120 Gangway. Gangway. 137 00:07:17,880 --> 00:07:19,160 - Oh. - Hmm. 138 00:07:19,240 --> 00:07:21,640 - Hmm. - WOMAN: Hmm, nice. 139 00:07:21,720 --> 00:07:25,360 It would go with the coffee table, George. 140 00:07:25,440 --> 00:07:28,120 - MR. BEAN: Ahhh... - WOMAN: I like the shape, 141 00:07:28,200 --> 00:07:29,400 - don't you? - MAN: Shape? 142 00:07:29,480 --> 00:07:30,480 WOMAN: Nice with the pictures, too, 143 00:07:30,560 --> 00:07:32,360 - wouldn't it? - Hello. 144 00:07:32,440 --> 00:07:34,080 Uh, good morning, sir. Good morning, madam. 145 00:07:34,160 --> 00:07:36,320 - WOMAN: Mr. Bean? - Bean. 146 00:07:36,400 --> 00:07:38,840 - Uh, yes, sir. - We're very interested in this. 147 00:07:38,920 --> 00:07:41,000 Oh, the sofa. Hmm... 148 00:07:41,080 --> 00:07:42,960 - I think he's surprised. - ( sniffing ) 149 00:07:43,040 --> 00:07:44,680 WOMAN: Is it all right? 150 00:07:44,760 --> 00:07:46,680 This sofa... 151 00:07:46,760 --> 00:07:48,240 smells... 152 00:07:49,600 --> 00:07:51,760 No, no, no, no, no. 153 00:07:51,840 --> 00:07:54,560 Whereas, this here... 154 00:07:54,640 --> 00:07:57,600 ( mumbling ) 155 00:07:57,680 --> 00:07:59,720 Ahem, ahem. What do you think you're doing? 156 00:07:59,800 --> 00:08:01,960 WOMAN: Excuse me. 157 00:08:02,040 --> 00:08:03,200 It's the cushion I want. 158 00:08:03,280 --> 00:08:04,440 Oh, the cushion. 159 00:08:04,520 --> 00:08:05,720 It's the cushion she wants. 160 00:08:05,800 --> 00:08:07,600 Very nice choice. 161 00:08:07,680 --> 00:08:08,960 Oh! 162 00:08:09,040 --> 00:08:11,560 ( Mr. Bean exulting ) 163 00:08:11,640 --> 00:08:13,560 Oh, Teddy. 164 00:08:15,680 --> 00:08:17,280 ( grunting ) 165 00:08:18,680 --> 00:08:21,040 Out, or three hundred! 166 00:08:21,120 --> 00:08:22,640 Oh. 167 00:08:22,720 --> 00:08:24,960 - Cash! - Oh. Cash. 168 00:08:26,680 --> 00:08:27,840 ( cheering ) 169 00:08:32,600 --> 00:08:35,320 To you, to you, to you. Round the corner. 170 00:08:37,640 --> 00:08:38,840 Okay. 171 00:08:38,920 --> 00:08:40,400 - There you go. - What? 172 00:08:40,480 --> 00:08:41,600 No. 173 00:08:43,800 --> 00:08:45,320 Oh, hey. 174 00:08:45,400 --> 00:08:48,240 Hey, hey, hey, hey. Take the sofa away. 175 00:08:48,320 --> 00:08:50,280 ( laughing ) 176 00:08:50,360 --> 00:08:51,680 What? 177 00:08:54,920 --> 00:08:56,680 ( Mrs. Wicket clears throat ) 178 00:08:56,760 --> 00:08:58,680 Mr. Bean, move it. 179 00:09:00,000 --> 00:09:01,280 ( sighs ) 180 00:09:05,680 --> 00:09:07,440 ( tires screech ) 181 00:09:12,440 --> 00:09:13,800 Ohh. 182 00:09:13,880 --> 00:09:15,600 ( grunting ) 183 00:09:18,560 --> 00:09:19,960 Off you go. 184 00:09:22,600 --> 00:09:24,200 ( giggles ) 185 00:09:27,600 --> 00:09:29,080 What? 186 00:09:29,160 --> 00:09:31,840 ( muttering ) 187 00:09:35,680 --> 00:09:37,640 ( tires screech ) 188 00:09:45,600 --> 00:09:46,600 ( ignition starts ) 189 00:09:51,120 --> 00:09:52,520 What the dickens?! 190 00:09:52,600 --> 00:09:54,360 Oh. 191 00:09:54,440 --> 00:09:56,480 Look at this. 192 00:09:56,560 --> 00:09:58,000 All nice. 193 00:09:59,280 --> 00:10:00,800 Now... 194 00:10:02,160 --> 00:10:04,480 Where's that thing gone now? 195 00:10:05,760 --> 00:10:07,840 Oh, no. Oh, no. 196 00:10:09,960 --> 00:10:12,960 ( mumbling ) 197 00:10:17,680 --> 00:10:19,560 It's still there. Excuse me. 198 00:10:19,640 --> 00:10:22,040 I was just hoping. I hope I-- Have you got that-- 199 00:10:22,120 --> 00:10:23,160 Have you got that... 200 00:10:23,240 --> 00:10:25,000 Huh? Huh? 201 00:10:25,080 --> 00:10:26,600 - ( car starts ) - Oh, no. 202 00:10:26,680 --> 00:10:27,960 Stop! Stop! 203 00:10:28,040 --> 00:10:29,520 Stop! Ohh! 204 00:10:29,600 --> 00:10:32,040 Why did you-- ( gibbering ) 205 00:10:32,120 --> 00:10:33,160 A sale is a sale. 206 00:10:33,240 --> 00:10:35,960 Oh, yes. All right, stop, stop! 207 00:10:36,040 --> 00:10:37,360 ( sighs ) 208 00:10:45,720 --> 00:10:48,160 ( music playing ) 209 00:10:59,000 --> 00:11:00,400 ( flashlight bulb shatters ) 210 00:11:00,480 --> 00:11:01,880 MR. BEAN: Ohh.