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( theme music playing )

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( door bangs )

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( crossing bell rings )

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( hums a tune )

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WOMAN: There.

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- MR. BEAN: Hmm?
- Lovely home...

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MAN ON TV: Do you realize
what are you...

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Wait there.

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( music playing )

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( muttering )

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( doorbell rings )

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( growls and snarls )

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No, pussy.

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( muttering )

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( doorbell rings )

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Hmm?

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( mutters )

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Good day, young man.

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( humming a tune )

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Julie.

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MRS. WICKET: Coming.

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Hurry up.

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( mutters )

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Ah...

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MR. BEAN: What is that?

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( mumbles )

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( giggles )

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Oh.

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Right.

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( engine whirring )

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( wheels screech )

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( vase shatters )

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( meows )

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( giggles )

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( doorbell rings )

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( indistinct radio chatter )

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Huh?

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Thank you.

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( humming a tune )

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Huh. Hmm...

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( muttering )

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( indistinct chatter )

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( Mr. Bean sighs )

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Bon appetit.

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( music playing )

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( relieved sigh )

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( mutters )

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Wait a...

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Hmm. Oh!

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DOCTOR: ( mumbling )

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- Help! Help!
- Huh?

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( screams )

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Goodness me!

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Hey, are you all right, man?

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What--now, let me.

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( groans )

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Does it--

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Your legs, right?

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( groans )

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Hang on.

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Yes, an ambulance.

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Quickly as possible, yes.

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In you go.

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( indistinct chatter )

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( siren blaring )

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( sighs )

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Hmm.

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( clears throat )

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NURSE: Aha!

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Mr. Bean?

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( gasps )

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Tea?

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Now, then,

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let's take your temperature.

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In we go.

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( music playing )

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Now, this.
There we are.

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- Now then.
- Hmm.

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( clears throat )

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( screams )

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( gasps )
Hmm. And again.

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Now then,

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what do we have?

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All right.
You should be ready.

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Oh!

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( mutters )

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Out of my way, please.

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( beeper beeping )

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( muttering )

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NURSE: Yes, yes, I understand.

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No, no, no.
You can't...

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( sighs )

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I'll be back in a few minutes.

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Yes, yes.
Thank you.

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What's that?

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( mutters )

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Right, I should be there
in a few minutes.

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( string quartet playing )

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( Mr. Bean sighs )

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( chuckles )

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( slurps )

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Hmm.

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( nurse clears throat )

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Come along.

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- Ow. Ow.
- NURSE: Yeah.

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- Ow. Oh.
- Here we go.

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( screams )

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Oh, dear.

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Ah.

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Come along now.

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That's it.

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There we go.

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All right.

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Right, come along.

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In you go.
That's it.

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Sit up straight.

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And now,

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there we are.

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And...

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( gasps )

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( screams )

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Oh dear, oh dear.

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There you are.

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Oh, oh, poor man.

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Oh, dear.
Oh, dear.

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Oh, dear.

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( muttering )

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Come along, all right,

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now then, off we go.

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Down here.

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Stay there.

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DOCTOR: Good morning.

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Let's see here.

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Now, what seems to be
the trouble?

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NURSE:
This is the problem, Doctor.

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DOCTOR: Ah, yeah.

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Swallowed his Teddy, eh?

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- NURSE: I don't understand.
- DOCTOR: Hmm.

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We have to operate,
I think.

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Hmm.

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NURSE: Down.

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DOCTOR: Now then.

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Marker.

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( pops )

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DOCTOR: Um-hmm.

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- MR. BEAN: What--
- DOCTOR: Hmm.

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NURSE: Stay put.

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DOCTOR: Good, good.

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Aha.

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( muttering )

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Ah.

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There we are.

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Now. Nurse, scalpel.

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NURSE: Scalpel.

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DOCTOR: File.

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NURSE: File.

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( humming a tune )

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Pop him out would you, nurse?

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NURSE: Here we go.

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( screams )

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DOCTOR: Come back,
you haven't been--

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Teddy, there you are.

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Come on, come on.

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( panting )

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( gasps )

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( screams )

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( thud )

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Oh, what the?

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( gasps )

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Hey, come back here!

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MR. BEAN: Hold on.

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( muttering )

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- NURSE: Oi.
- Here we go.

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Oh, goodness me. Right!

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- Oh, no.
- I've got you. Stop!

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( engine whirring )

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MR. BEAN: Get out of my way!
Get of the way!

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NURSE: Come back here!

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( sighs ) Oh.

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( mutters )

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Hey, hey, oh.

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Oh.

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- NURSE: Out of the way.
- Uh-oh.

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MAN: No. ( stammering )

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N-No!

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Oh!

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( yells )

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( wheels screeching )

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- Help!
- ( nurse laughing )

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( muttering )

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( laughing )

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( screams )

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( babies crying )

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NURSE: Come back here at once!

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( muttering )

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( wheels screeching )

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( gasps )

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MR. BEAN: Oh, no.

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( spits )

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( wheels screeching )

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( grunting )

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( sighs )

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( nurse yells )

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( Mr. Bean screams )

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( thuds and crashes )

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MR. BEAN: Ow.

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( classical music playing )

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Ahh. Oh.

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- There you are.
- Thanks.

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( slurps )

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( snaps fingers )

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Uh-hmm.

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( clicks )

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Another one.

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All right, another one.

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And another.

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( mumbling )

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Hmm, how about...

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( whispers )

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- What?
- Go.

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Oh, goodness me.

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( whispering )

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Oh.

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Ah.

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MR. BEAN: Go on.
Go on.

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Go on.

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( low-brow music )

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( muttering )

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( clicks )

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( sighs )

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( theme music playing )

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MR. BEAN: Oh.