1 00:00:00,900 --> 00:00:03,500 ( music playing ) 2 00:00:12,940 --> 00:00:14,460 ( door slams ) 3 00:00:15,540 --> 00:00:18,700 ( music playing ) 4 00:00:20,820 --> 00:00:21,940 ( doorbell dinging ) 5 00:00:22,020 --> 00:00:24,940 MR. BEAN: ( muttering ) 6 00:00:28,380 --> 00:00:29,340 ( laughs ) 7 00:00:29,420 --> 00:00:30,460 Ta-dah. 8 00:00:30,540 --> 00:00:32,260 - It's me. - Hmm? 9 00:00:32,340 --> 00:00:34,420 - You know me. Yeah? - Huh? What? 10 00:00:34,500 --> 00:00:36,060 Hey, hang on a minute. 11 00:00:36,140 --> 00:00:38,060 Uh, ta-dah. 12 00:00:38,140 --> 00:00:39,380 No, I still don't know. 13 00:00:39,460 --> 00:00:41,220 It's me, Harry. 14 00:00:41,300 --> 00:00:43,220 - Ah. - All right? 15 00:00:43,300 --> 00:00:45,020 I'll come in then, shall I? 16 00:00:46,140 --> 00:00:47,140 HARRY: Oh, this is nice. 17 00:00:48,300 --> 00:00:49,380 Huh? 18 00:00:50,660 --> 00:00:52,220 ( grunting ) 19 00:00:55,500 --> 00:00:57,780 ( Harry snorting ) 20 00:00:57,860 --> 00:01:01,540 - HARRY: Oh. - What's he doing? 21 00:01:01,620 --> 00:01:03,380 - Huh? - Oh, nice. 22 00:01:03,460 --> 00:01:05,020 Hmm. 23 00:01:05,100 --> 00:01:06,420 ( music playing ) 24 00:01:06,500 --> 00:01:07,740 Ah. 25 00:01:10,460 --> 00:01:12,420 What should I do? 26 00:01:12,500 --> 00:01:14,540 Oh. 27 00:01:14,620 --> 00:01:15,900 Hmm. 28 00:01:20,180 --> 00:01:21,580 Let's see. 29 00:01:21,580 --> 00:01:22,890 There's something in here 30 00:01:22,890 --> 00:01:24,470 somewhere. 31 00:01:24,480 --> 00:01:27,020 Ah-ha. 32 00:01:27,100 --> 00:01:28,580 Here. Hey, you remember? 33 00:01:28,660 --> 00:01:29,660 Oh. 34 00:01:29,740 --> 00:01:31,260 Remember, remember? 35 00:01:31,340 --> 00:01:33,140 - HARRY: Come here. - Huh? I don't... 36 00:01:33,220 --> 00:01:34,780 - Come here. I'll show you. - MR. BEAN: Whoa. 37 00:01:34,860 --> 00:01:35,940 Yeah. Here we go. 38 00:01:36,020 --> 00:01:37,060 Here look. 39 00:01:37,140 --> 00:01:39,740 Ah, now. 40 00:01:39,820 --> 00:01:41,220 Eh? 41 00:01:41,300 --> 00:01:42,300 What's it? 42 00:01:42,380 --> 00:01:44,940 HARRY: Who's this one? 43 00:01:45,020 --> 00:01:47,220 MR. BEAN: That's me. 44 00:01:47,300 --> 00:01:49,260 Ah, that's me. That's me. 45 00:01:50,860 --> 00:01:53,460 HARRY: And that's me. 46 00:01:53,540 --> 00:01:54,940 MR. BEAN: Ah. 47 00:01:55,020 --> 00:01:56,700 Seatmate. 48 00:01:56,780 --> 00:01:58,540 Nice to meet you, yeah. 49 00:01:58,620 --> 00:02:00,220 Oh, no. 50 00:02:00,300 --> 00:02:03,020 Bippy, bippy, bing, bong. 51 00:02:03,100 --> 00:02:04,540 Ah. 52 00:02:04,620 --> 00:02:06,540 Ping, pong, poo. 53 00:02:06,620 --> 00:02:07,860 Yeah. 54 00:02:07,940 --> 00:02:10,060 BOTH: Bippy, bippy, bing, bong, 55 00:02:10,140 --> 00:02:12,060 ping, pong, poo. 56 00:02:12,140 --> 00:02:13,700 ( blow raspberries ) 57 00:02:13,780 --> 00:02:14,820 ( laughing ) 58 00:02:14,900 --> 00:02:15,980 ( Harry snorting ) 59 00:02:16,060 --> 00:02:17,060 Fred. 60 00:02:17,140 --> 00:02:18,900 No. Harry. 61 00:02:18,980 --> 00:02:21,020 Harry. Yes, Harry. 62 00:02:21,100 --> 00:02:23,100 - Harry? Harry? - Oh. 63 00:02:23,180 --> 00:02:25,020 Hey, what--but... 64 00:02:25,100 --> 00:02:26,220 Oh. 65 00:02:26,300 --> 00:02:27,300 Uh, may I? 66 00:02:27,380 --> 00:02:28,980 Ah, yes. Yes. 67 00:02:29,060 --> 00:02:30,060 Help yourself. 68 00:02:30,140 --> 00:02:31,420 Eh. 69 00:02:32,700 --> 00:02:34,220 Oh, two of them. 70 00:02:35,460 --> 00:02:36,860 ( gasps ) 71 00:02:38,100 --> 00:02:40,500 ( muttering ) 72 00:02:44,820 --> 00:02:46,540 ( mumbling ) 73 00:02:46,620 --> 00:02:48,020 ( bell ringing ) 74 00:02:48,100 --> 00:02:51,260 ( gunshots ) 75 00:02:54,020 --> 00:02:55,860 MR. BEAN: Right. 76 00:02:55,940 --> 00:02:57,140 ( muttering ) 77 00:02:57,220 --> 00:02:59,060 Hey? 78 00:02:59,140 --> 00:03:01,620 No. 79 00:03:07,140 --> 00:03:08,380 Hello. 80 00:03:09,660 --> 00:03:10,900 ( burps ) 81 00:03:13,420 --> 00:03:14,700 Oh. 82 00:03:15,860 --> 00:03:17,700 ( laughs ) 83 00:03:17,780 --> 00:03:19,140 Here's nice. 84 00:03:19,220 --> 00:03:20,620 Hey? 85 00:03:20,700 --> 00:03:22,140 What? 86 00:03:22,220 --> 00:03:23,260 ( burps ) 87 00:03:23,340 --> 00:03:24,580 MR. BEAN: Oh. 88 00:03:24,660 --> 00:03:26,820 ( humming ) 89 00:03:32,140 --> 00:03:33,500 ( screams ) 90 00:03:33,580 --> 00:03:34,860 What the? 91 00:03:37,660 --> 00:03:39,140 Beepy, beepy, bing, boom. 92 00:03:39,220 --> 00:03:40,700 Ping pong... 93 00:03:40,780 --> 00:03:41,700 Poo 94 00:03:41,780 --> 00:03:42,820 ( blows raspberry ) 95 00:03:42,900 --> 00:03:43,900 ( Harry singing ) 96 00:03:43,980 --> 00:03:45,540 No. 97 00:03:47,300 --> 00:03:48,740 ( Harry singing ) 98 00:03:48,820 --> 00:03:50,580 Ay yay, yay yay, yay yay. 99 00:03:50,660 --> 00:03:52,260 ( humming ) 100 00:03:55,700 --> 00:03:58,540 ( Harry singing ) 101 00:03:58,620 --> 00:04:00,100 ( sighs ) 102 00:04:02,660 --> 00:04:05,020 ( gargles ) 103 00:04:05,100 --> 00:04:06,420 ( chuckles ) 104 00:04:06,500 --> 00:04:07,820 Ah! 105 00:04:08,900 --> 00:04:10,140 Hey, handsome. 106 00:04:16,220 --> 00:04:19,060 ping, pong... Bippy, bippy, bing, bong, 107 00:04:19,140 --> 00:04:20,100 Poo. 108 00:04:20,180 --> 00:04:21,460 ( blow raspberry ) 109 00:04:22,700 --> 00:04:24,540 ( music playing ) 110 00:04:24,620 --> 00:04:25,580 ( snoring ) 111 00:04:25,660 --> 00:04:26,940 ( sighs ) 112 00:04:28,140 --> 00:04:29,700 ( Harry snoring ) 113 00:04:29,780 --> 00:04:33,460 ( clock dinging ) 114 00:04:33,540 --> 00:04:36,700 ( Harry mumbling ) 115 00:04:39,980 --> 00:04:41,220 Huh? 116 00:04:42,500 --> 00:04:43,980 ( sniffing ) 117 00:04:44,060 --> 00:04:45,300 What? 118 00:04:46,780 --> 00:04:48,580 Huh, oh. 119 00:04:48,660 --> 00:04:49,660 Bed. 120 00:04:49,740 --> 00:04:50,780 Bed. 121 00:04:50,860 --> 00:04:52,100 Bed. 122 00:04:53,180 --> 00:04:54,460 My bed. 123 00:04:56,740 --> 00:04:57,860 Hey. 124 00:04:59,020 --> 00:05:00,060 - MR. BEAN: Oh. - Ay. 125 00:05:00,140 --> 00:05:02,140 ( muttering ) 126 00:05:04,900 --> 00:05:06,740 ( music playing ) 127 00:05:06,820 --> 00:05:09,300 ( yawns ) 128 00:05:09,380 --> 00:05:10,660 Eh? 129 00:05:10,740 --> 00:05:11,780 Teddy? Teddy? 130 00:05:11,860 --> 00:05:13,100 ( gasps ) 131 00:05:15,180 --> 00:05:16,780 Oh, there, there. 132 00:05:16,860 --> 00:05:19,020 ( muttering ) 133 00:05:19,100 --> 00:05:20,100 Huh? 134 00:05:20,180 --> 00:05:21,860 ( humming ) 135 00:05:21,940 --> 00:05:23,620 ( clears throat ) 136 00:05:23,700 --> 00:05:25,380 - Thank you. - Oh. 137 00:05:25,460 --> 00:05:27,020 Oh, well. 138 00:05:27,100 --> 00:05:28,540 ( humming ) 139 00:05:32,540 --> 00:05:33,540 Hmm. 140 00:05:33,620 --> 00:05:35,220 Nice. 141 00:05:35,300 --> 00:05:36,580 Oh, 142 00:05:36,660 --> 00:05:38,740 hmm. 143 00:05:38,820 --> 00:05:40,340 MR. BEAN: ( laughs ) 144 00:05:45,180 --> 00:05:46,420 ( sighs ) 145 00:05:46,500 --> 00:05:48,820 - Please enter. - Hello. 146 00:05:48,900 --> 00:05:49,900 Oh, thank you. 147 00:05:49,980 --> 00:05:52,940 Bippy, bippy, bing, bong, 148 00:05:53,020 --> 00:05:55,020 ping, pong... 149 00:05:55,100 --> 00:05:56,540 Poo. ( blows raspberry ) 150 00:05:56,620 --> 00:05:58,860 Exactly. 151 00:05:58,940 --> 00:05:59,900 ( Harry laughs ) 152 00:05:59,980 --> 00:06:00,980 ( blows raspberry ) 153 00:06:01,060 --> 00:06:02,020 ( laughs ) 154 00:06:02,100 --> 00:06:05,260 ( music playing ) 155 00:06:06,860 --> 00:06:08,700 Ooh. 156 00:06:08,780 --> 00:06:09,780 After you. 157 00:06:09,860 --> 00:06:10,860 ( ice cream van approaching ) 158 00:06:10,940 --> 00:06:12,260 Huh? 159 00:06:14,700 --> 00:06:16,660 Uh, you want one? 160 00:06:16,740 --> 00:06:18,100 Oh. Hmm. 161 00:06:20,700 --> 00:06:22,140 Ah, two please? 162 00:06:23,780 --> 00:06:26,100 - Aha. - Ah, thank you. 163 00:06:26,180 --> 00:06:27,500 Could you? 164 00:06:27,580 --> 00:06:28,580 ( scoffs ) Oh. 165 00:06:28,660 --> 00:06:29,740 Thank you. 166 00:06:29,820 --> 00:06:31,980 ( muttering ) 167 00:06:33,420 --> 00:06:35,300 MR. BEAN: There you are. 168 00:06:35,380 --> 00:06:36,620 Thank you. 169 00:06:37,980 --> 00:06:39,260 Hey. 170 00:06:39,340 --> 00:06:40,340 ( muttering ) 171 00:06:40,420 --> 00:06:42,380 Oh. 172 00:06:42,460 --> 00:06:43,900 Catch you up. 173 00:06:43,980 --> 00:06:45,260 One more, please? 174 00:06:47,060 --> 00:06:48,340 ( muttering ) 175 00:06:51,140 --> 00:06:52,380 ( burps ) 176 00:06:55,500 --> 00:06:56,740 Ha. 177 00:06:58,500 --> 00:06:59,820 ( mumbles ) 178 00:06:59,900 --> 00:07:01,340 MR. BEAN: What? 179 00:07:01,420 --> 00:07:04,620 bing, bong. Bippy, bippy, bing, bong, 180 00:07:04,700 --> 00:07:05,860 Argh! 181 00:07:05,940 --> 00:07:07,740 ( snoring ) 182 00:07:07,820 --> 00:07:09,620 ( clock ticking ) 183 00:07:09,700 --> 00:07:12,220 ( sighs ) 184 00:07:13,380 --> 00:07:15,300 ( burping ) 185 00:07:16,540 --> 00:07:18,420 Oh. 186 00:07:18,500 --> 00:07:19,700 All right. 187 00:07:19,780 --> 00:07:20,780 ( muttering ) 188 00:07:20,860 --> 00:07:22,300 Ah, right. 189 00:07:22,380 --> 00:07:24,300 Taxi. Now. 190 00:07:24,380 --> 00:07:25,780 All right. 191 00:07:27,580 --> 00:07:28,820 All right. 192 00:07:28,900 --> 00:07:31,300 ( grunts ) 193 00:07:31,380 --> 00:07:32,620 Where to? 194 00:07:32,700 --> 00:07:33,700 Just two minutes. 195 00:07:33,780 --> 00:07:35,300 Just two minutes. 196 00:07:35,380 --> 00:07:38,540 ( clock dinging ) 197 00:07:39,860 --> 00:07:40,980 ( sniffing ) 198 00:07:41,060 --> 00:07:42,220 Oh. 199 00:07:42,300 --> 00:07:43,740 ( sniffing ) 200 00:07:45,780 --> 00:07:47,660 Food. 201 00:07:51,300 --> 00:07:52,780 ( sniffing ) 202 00:07:59,300 --> 00:08:01,740 food, food, food. Food, food, food, 203 00:08:01,820 --> 00:08:02,860 MR. BEAN: Come on. 204 00:08:02,940 --> 00:08:04,100 Come on. 205 00:08:04,180 --> 00:08:05,540 Come on. 206 00:08:10,980 --> 00:08:12,220 Okay. 207 00:08:13,340 --> 00:08:14,660 Bye. 208 00:08:14,740 --> 00:08:16,780 Bye-bye. 209 00:08:16,860 --> 00:08:18,100 Bye-bye. 210 00:08:18,180 --> 00:08:19,940 Bye, Teddy. 211 00:08:20,020 --> 00:08:22,500 What? Teddy? 212 00:08:24,780 --> 00:08:25,860 ( tires screeches ) 213 00:08:25,940 --> 00:08:27,980 ( engine revving ) 214 00:08:30,260 --> 00:08:31,540 ( whistles ) 215 00:08:31,620 --> 00:08:32,860 ( tires screeches ) 216 00:08:34,300 --> 00:08:35,900 There you go. 217 00:08:35,980 --> 00:08:37,220 ( tires screeches ) 218 00:08:38,540 --> 00:08:40,060 Fred? 219 00:08:40,140 --> 00:08:42,060 - MR. BEAN: Harry. Harry. - Harry. 220 00:08:42,140 --> 00:08:43,860 Sorry. Harry. Harry. 221 00:08:43,940 --> 00:08:45,540 Harry? Harry? 222 00:08:45,620 --> 00:08:48,340 - Yeah? - Harry. 223 00:08:48,420 --> 00:08:51,020 Um, um. 224 00:08:51,100 --> 00:08:52,460 Oh. 225 00:08:52,540 --> 00:08:53,860 Ah-ha. 226 00:08:54,900 --> 00:08:55,900 Harry? 227 00:08:55,980 --> 00:08:57,700 - Look. - Hmm? 228 00:08:57,780 --> 00:08:59,620 What do you think? 229 00:08:59,700 --> 00:09:01,980 - MR. BEAN: Okay. - Uh, food. 230 00:09:02,060 --> 00:09:03,260 Come on. 231 00:09:03,340 --> 00:09:05,580 - No, no, wait. - Goodbye, thank you. 232 00:09:05,660 --> 00:09:07,060 - What? - Wait. 233 00:09:07,140 --> 00:09:08,580 No, we're closed. 234 00:09:08,660 --> 00:09:09,740 MR. BEAN: Look. 235 00:09:09,820 --> 00:09:12,220 - Look. - MAN: We're closed. 236 00:09:12,300 --> 00:09:13,740 Oh, money. 237 00:09:13,820 --> 00:09:16,260 Come in. Yes. 238 00:09:16,340 --> 00:09:18,380 - Oh. - Here you go. 239 00:09:18,460 --> 00:09:19,940 Here you are, sir. 240 00:09:20,020 --> 00:09:21,460 - Merci. - The menu. 241 00:09:21,540 --> 00:09:23,300 Uh, oh. 242 00:09:23,380 --> 00:09:24,420 What would you like 243 00:09:24,430 --> 00:09:25,420 from this enormous range? 244 00:09:25,500 --> 00:09:28,020 Oh, this side and this side. 245 00:09:28,100 --> 00:09:29,300 What? 246 00:09:29,380 --> 00:09:31,260 - Yes. - Yes. Good. 247 00:09:31,340 --> 00:09:34,100 Oh, no. My goodness, You want everything? 248 00:09:34,180 --> 00:09:35,460 I never... 249 00:09:36,660 --> 00:09:38,020 Bring it on. 250 00:09:43,340 --> 00:09:44,700 Go on. 251 00:09:46,140 --> 00:09:47,820 ( smacking lips ) 252 00:09:53,300 --> 00:09:54,540 Um. 253 00:09:54,620 --> 00:09:57,140 So? I'll just go into the, uh... 254 00:09:58,420 --> 00:10:00,060 ( burps ) Okay. 255 00:10:00,140 --> 00:10:01,900 Hmm. ( chuckles ) 256 00:10:03,460 --> 00:10:04,860 MAN: Goodbye wine, 257 00:10:04,940 --> 00:10:06,580 goodbye food. 258 00:10:06,660 --> 00:10:08,660 Hello bill. 259 00:10:08,740 --> 00:10:10,300 ( screams ) 260 00:10:10,380 --> 00:10:11,940 Oh, he's paying. 261 00:10:12,020 --> 00:10:13,140 Really? 262 00:10:13,220 --> 00:10:14,260 Who? 263 00:10:14,340 --> 00:10:15,700 MR. BEAN: ( groans ) 264 00:10:15,780 --> 00:10:17,580 Ah. 265 00:10:17,660 --> 00:10:18,740 Whoo. 266 00:10:18,820 --> 00:10:19,820 ( grunts ) 267 00:10:19,900 --> 00:10:20,980 ( clock ticking ) 268 00:10:21,060 --> 00:10:22,100 MAN: Hmm? 269 00:10:22,180 --> 00:10:23,140 And? 270 00:10:23,220 --> 00:10:24,860 - MAN: Monsieur. - Well? 271 00:10:24,940 --> 00:10:26,820 He's gone.Monsieur, Monsieur, he's gone. 272 00:10:26,900 --> 00:10:29,300 You, this way, now. 273 00:10:29,380 --> 00:10:30,500 ( plates clanking ) 274 00:10:30,580 --> 00:10:32,220 ( Harry sobbing ) 275 00:10:33,460 --> 00:10:36,260 - Hmm. 276 00:10:38,780 --> 00:10:41,340 Bippy, bippy, bing, bong, MR. BEAN: 277 00:10:41,420 --> 00:10:42,700 ping, pong, poo. 278 00:10:42,780 --> 00:10:44,740 - ( blows raspberry ) - Huh? 279 00:10:46,020 --> 00:10:48,820 ( music playing ) 280 00:11:00,620 --> 00:11:02,380 MR. BEAN: Oh.