( music playing )
( door slams )
( music playing )
( doorbell dinging )
MR. BEAN: ( muttering )
( laughs )
Ta-dah.
- It's me. - Hmm?
- You know me. Yeah? - Huh? What?
Hey, hang on a minute.
Uh, ta-dah.
No, I still don't know.
It's me, Harry.
- Ah. - All right?
I'll come in then, shall I?
HARRY: Oh, this is nice.
Huh?
( grunting )
( Harry snorting )
- HARRY: Oh. - What's he doing?
- Huh? - Oh, nice.
Hmm.
( music playing )
Ah.
What should I do?
Oh.
Hmm.
Let's see.
There's something in here
somewhere.
Ah-ha.
Here. Hey, you remember?
Oh.
Remember, remember?
- HARRY: Come here. - Huh? I don't...
- Come here. I'll show you. - MR. BEAN: Whoa.
Yeah. Here we go.
Here look.
Ah, now.
Eh?
What's it?
HARRY: Who's this one?
MR. BEAN: That's me.
Ah, that's me. That's me.
HARRY: And that's me.
MR. BEAN: Ah.
Seatmate.
Nice to meet you, yeah.
Oh, no.
Bippy, bippy, bing, bong.
Ah.
Ping, pong, poo.
Yeah.
BOTH: Bippy, bippy, bing, bong,
ping, pong, poo.
( blow raspberries )
( laughing )
( Harry snorting )
Fred.
No. Harry.
Harry. Yes, Harry.
- Harry? Harry? - Oh.
Hey, what--but...
Oh.
Uh, may I?
Ah, yes. Yes.
Help yourself.
Eh.
Oh, two of them.
( gasps )
( muttering )
( mumbling )
( bell ringing )
( gunshots )
MR. BEAN: Right.
( muttering )
Hey?
No.
Hello.
( burps )
Oh.
( laughs )
Here's nice.
Hey?
What?
( burps )
MR. BEAN: Oh.
( humming )
( screams )
What the?
Beepy, beepy, bing, boom.
Ping pong...
Poo
( blows raspberry )
( Harry singing )
No.
( Harry singing )
Ay yay, yay yay, yay yay.
( humming )
( Harry singing )
( sighs )
( gargles )
( chuckles )
Ah!
Hey, handsome.
ping, pong... Bippy, bippy, bing, bong,
Poo.
( blow raspberry )
( music playing )
( snoring )
( sighs )
( Harry snoring )
( clock dinging )
( Harry mumbling )
Huh?
( sniffing )
What?
Huh, oh.
Bed.
My bed.
Hey.
- MR. BEAN: Oh. - Ay.
( muttering )
( music playing )
( yawns )
Eh?
Teddy? Teddy?
( gasps )
Oh, there, there.
( muttering )
Huh?
( humming )
( clears throat )
- Thank you. - Oh.
Oh, well.
( humming )
Hmm.
Nice.
Oh,
hmm.
MR. BEAN: ( laughs )
( sighs )
- Please enter. - Hello.
Oh, thank you.
Bippy, bippy, bing, bong,
ping, pong...
Poo. ( blows raspberry )
Exactly.
( Harry laughs )
( blows raspberry )
( laughs )
( music playing )
Ooh.
After you.
( ice cream van approaching )
Huh?
Uh, you want one?
Oh. Hmm.
Ah, two please?
- Aha. - Ah, thank you.
Could you?
( scoffs ) Oh.
Thank you.
( muttering )
MR. BEAN: There you are.
Thank you.
Hey.
( muttering )
Oh.
Catch you up.
One more, please?
( muttering )
( burps )
Ha.
( mumbles )
MR. BEAN: What?
bing, bong. Bippy, bippy, bing, bong,
Argh!
( snoring )
( clock ticking )
( sighs )
( burping )
Oh.
All right.
( muttering )
Ah, right.
Taxi. Now.
All right.
( grunts )
Where to?
Just two minutes.
( clock dinging )
( sniffing )
Oh.
( sniffing )
Food.
( sniffing )
food, food, food. Food, food, food,
MR. BEAN: Come on.
Come on.
Okay.
Bye.
Bye-bye.
Bye, Teddy.
What? Teddy?
( tires screeches )
( engine revving )
( whistles )
( tires screeches )
There you go.
( tires screeches )
Fred?
- MR. BEAN: Harry. Harry. - Harry.
Sorry. Harry. Harry.
Harry? Harry?
- Yeah? - Harry.
Um, um.
Oh.
Ah-ha.
Harry?
- Look. - Hmm?
What do you think?
- MR. BEAN: Okay. - Uh, food.
Come on.
- No, no, wait. - Goodbye, thank you.
- What? - Wait.
No, we're closed.
MR. BEAN: Look.
- Look. - MAN: We're closed.
Oh, money.
Come in. Yes.
- Oh. - Here you go.
Here you are, sir.
- Merci. - The menu.
Uh, oh.
What would you like
from this enormous range?
Oh, this side and this side.
What?
- Yes. - Yes. Good.
Oh, no. My goodness, You want everything?
I never...
Bring it on.
Go on.
( smacking lips )
Um.
So? I'll just go into the, uh...
( burps ) Okay.
Hmm. ( chuckles )
MAN: Goodbye wine,
goodbye food.
Hello bill.
( screams )
Oh, he's paying.
Really?
Who?
MR. BEAN: ( groans )
Ah.
Whoo.
( grunts )
( clock ticking )
MAN: Hmm?
And?
- MAN: Monsieur. - Well?
He's gone.Monsieur, Monsieur, he's gone.
You, this way, now.
( plates clanking )
( Harry sobbing )
- Hmm.
Bippy, bippy, bing, bong, MR. BEAN:
ping, pong, poo.
- ( blows raspberry ) - Huh?
( music playing )
MR. BEAN: Oh.