1 00:00:18,640 --> 00:00:22,120 MR. BEAN: Oh. Let's see. Let me get this right. 2 00:00:38,560 --> 00:00:41,040 Teddy... 3 00:00:45,720 --> 00:00:47,120 Quick. 4 00:00:48,480 --> 00:00:51,880 All right, Teddy, where are we going? 5 00:00:52,920 --> 00:00:53,960 Huh? 6 00:00:54,040 --> 00:00:55,840 Oh, there. 7 00:00:55,920 --> 00:00:59,400 Teddy, no. 8 00:01:04,640 --> 00:01:06,160 Hello, hello? 9 00:01:06,240 --> 00:01:08,240 Oh. 10 00:01:08,320 --> 00:01:11,280 MAN: Excuse me. Monsieur, move that. 11 00:01:11,360 --> 00:01:12,920 Move that junk now. 12 00:01:22,600 --> 00:01:24,360 Yes. 13 00:01:24,440 --> 00:01:26,800 Now, move along, move along, move along. 14 00:01:26,880 --> 00:01:28,720 - Okay. 15 00:01:34,200 --> 00:01:35,640 MR. BEAN: Huh 16 00:01:37,600 --> 00:01:38,880 Oi. 17 00:01:43,440 --> 00:01:44,440 Oh, thanks. 18 00:01:44,520 --> 00:01:45,800 Thank you very much. 19 00:01:45,880 --> 00:01:47,320 Thanks. 20 00:01:47,400 --> 00:01:48,440 Not you. 21 00:01:48,520 --> 00:01:49,640 Thank you. 22 00:01:49,720 --> 00:01:50,840 Thank you, yeah. 23 00:01:50,920 --> 00:01:52,480 Thanks. 24 00:01:52,560 --> 00:01:55,720 Your big limo ran into the back of my car. 25 00:01:55,800 --> 00:01:57,600 Come on, Doll. 26 00:02:00,600 --> 00:02:01,960 Right. 27 00:02:04,440 --> 00:02:05,800 Oh. 28 00:02:07,800 --> 00:02:08,960 What the? 29 00:02:09,040 --> 00:02:10,240 Knock it off. 30 00:02:10,320 --> 00:02:11,800 Oh, sorry. 31 00:02:13,520 --> 00:02:15,560 Now Teddy, where do you want to sit? 32 00:02:15,640 --> 00:02:17,280 Over there? Okay. 33 00:02:17,360 --> 00:02:19,200 Whoa, slow down. Whoa. 34 00:02:19,280 --> 00:02:20,320 Where do you want to sit? 35 00:02:20,400 --> 00:02:21,480 There? 36 00:02:28,720 --> 00:02:29,960 You. 37 00:02:30,040 --> 00:02:31,080 - Watch it. 38 00:02:31,160 --> 00:02:32,440 What are you doing over here? 39 00:02:32,520 --> 00:02:35,040 Your table is over there. 40 00:02:35,120 --> 00:02:36,040 Oh, my dear. 41 00:02:42,160 --> 00:02:44,600 Ah, come on. 42 00:02:49,400 --> 00:02:51,480 MAN: Oh, look, what has he done? 43 00:02:55,400 --> 00:02:56,560 Knock it off. 44 00:02:56,640 --> 00:02:57,560 Oh. 45 00:02:59,320 --> 00:03:00,640 Sorry? 46 00:03:00,720 --> 00:03:01,880 Huh 47 00:03:01,960 --> 00:03:04,640 Oh, Teddy. 48 00:03:04,720 --> 00:03:06,840 Who is it from? 49 00:03:09,320 --> 00:03:13,480 Teddy, you little scallion. Oh! 50 00:03:15,400 --> 00:03:18,560 You shouldn't have done. 51 00:03:20,560 --> 00:03:22,400 It's a little cake. 52 00:03:23,680 --> 00:03:25,400 Oh. 53 00:03:25,480 --> 00:03:28,320 And my forth Oscar was just--oh. 54 00:03:28,400 --> 00:03:29,720 Yummy. 55 00:03:29,800 --> 00:03:31,480 Oh. 56 00:03:36,560 --> 00:03:37,800 Oh, dear. 57 00:03:40,000 --> 00:03:41,000 Do you want one? 58 00:03:41,080 --> 00:03:43,520 No, no, no, no, no. 59 00:03:43,600 --> 00:03:45,120 Okay. 60 00:03:51,560 --> 00:03:52,720 Huh, Teddy. 61 00:03:52,800 --> 00:03:54,120 Teddy. 62 00:03:54,200 --> 00:03:55,960 Quick. 63 00:03:56,040 --> 00:03:57,040 Oh. 64 00:03:57,120 --> 00:03:58,360 Sheesh. 65 00:03:59,520 --> 00:04:00,760 Huh? 66 00:04:09,120 --> 00:04:10,720 - Oh. - Oh, look at you. 67 00:04:10,800 --> 00:04:14,600 You--what kind of place is this? 68 00:04:14,680 --> 00:04:15,760 I'm so sorry. 69 00:04:17,640 --> 00:04:19,320 Teddy, please. 70 00:04:20,440 --> 00:04:22,200 Oh, no. 71 00:04:22,280 --> 00:04:23,680 Come on, Teddy, 72 00:04:23,760 --> 00:04:25,520 come on, come on. 73 00:04:25,600 --> 00:04:28,400 Hmm? He's alive, he's gonna live. 74 00:04:28,480 --> 00:04:30,760 - He's gonna live. - Oh, cute. 75 00:04:30,840 --> 00:04:32,040 He's okay. 76 00:04:37,200 --> 00:04:40,240 - Oh. 77 00:04:40,320 --> 00:04:41,640 - Can it. - Oh. 78 00:04:49,600 --> 00:04:51,200 Shocking. 79 00:04:51,280 --> 00:04:53,480 MAN: Oh, how--oh, you. 80 00:04:58,120 --> 00:05:00,440 What do I do? What do I do? 81 00:05:00,520 --> 00:05:02,600 Oh, hmm, very nice. 82 00:05:02,680 --> 00:05:04,000 Uh-hmm. 83 00:05:06,120 --> 00:05:07,120 Fish, thank you. 84 00:05:07,200 --> 00:05:08,760 No, no, no, no, no. 85 00:05:12,000 --> 00:05:13,120 Let me do it. 86 00:05:15,040 --> 00:05:16,240 Let me do it. It's for you. 87 00:05:16,320 --> 00:05:18,080 There. Now we do this. Now, there. 88 00:05:18,160 --> 00:05:20,120 You are now waiter, go and wait. 89 00:05:22,800 --> 00:05:25,160 That is how you deal with rubbish. 90 00:05:30,440 --> 00:05:31,520 Oh. 91 00:05:31,600 --> 00:05:32,840 Kill that thing. 92 00:05:38,000 --> 00:05:39,240 Waiter. 93 00:05:40,400 --> 00:05:41,600 Oh, it's you. 94 00:05:41,680 --> 00:05:44,000 Oh, good evening, good evening. 95 00:05:44,080 --> 00:05:46,120 I'll have the 96 00:05:47,640 --> 00:05:50,960 - Ladies first. 97 00:05:51,040 --> 00:05:52,160 Yeah. 98 00:05:57,080 --> 00:05:59,000 I want the lobster. 99 00:05:59,080 --> 00:06:01,080 - Oh. - That big one. 100 00:06:03,920 --> 00:06:05,920 If he wants the lobster, give him the lobster. 101 00:06:06,000 --> 00:06:07,600 What are you waiting for? 102 00:06:07,680 --> 00:06:09,200 Oh. 103 00:06:09,280 --> 00:06:10,840 Hmm. 104 00:06:15,960 --> 00:06:17,160 What? 105 00:06:36,000 --> 00:06:37,720 Oh, Lord. 106 00:06:43,360 --> 00:06:44,480 All right. 107 00:07:10,720 --> 00:07:12,360 Right. 108 00:07:12,440 --> 00:07:14,080 Let me do it. 109 00:07:16,680 --> 00:07:17,920 Come along. 110 00:07:20,320 --> 00:07:22,680 Into the water with you. 111 00:07:27,160 --> 00:07:29,080 MAN: Right. 112 00:07:29,160 --> 00:07:30,840 No. 113 00:07:30,920 --> 00:07:32,200 Stop. 114 00:07:34,600 --> 00:07:35,920 Right. 115 00:07:44,880 --> 00:07:46,160 No, no, no, no, no, no. 116 00:07:47,240 --> 00:07:49,560 I quit, quit. 117 00:07:49,640 --> 00:07:50,680 Quit. 118 00:07:52,000 --> 00:07:53,360 Oh. 119 00:07:55,200 --> 00:07:56,440 Huh? 120 00:07:58,960 --> 00:07:59,960 Toodle-oo. 121 00:08:00,040 --> 00:08:01,360 Bye. 122 00:08:02,800 --> 00:08:04,320 What's this? 123 00:08:04,400 --> 00:08:06,320 Oh, no chef? 124 00:08:06,400 --> 00:08:08,800 Oh, no, waiter, just you. 125 00:08:08,880 --> 00:08:10,160 All right. Okay. 126 00:08:10,240 --> 00:08:12,840 Uh-hmm. Now, I got a big star out there 127 00:08:12,920 --> 00:08:14,480 and he wants lobster 128 00:08:14,560 --> 00:08:16,960 and he wants lobster now, 129 00:08:17,040 --> 00:08:18,520 so I give the kitchen to you. 130 00:08:18,600 --> 00:08:20,160 Me? 131 00:08:20,240 --> 00:08:21,640 What am I supposed to cook? 132 00:08:21,720 --> 00:08:22,920 Oh. 133 00:08:26,480 --> 00:08:27,600 Right. 134 00:08:29,480 --> 00:08:31,880 Monsieur, monsieur, I pace myself, but it won't be long. 135 00:08:33,520 --> 00:08:35,000 Ta-da. 136 00:08:37,000 --> 00:08:38,240 Voila. 137 00:08:38,320 --> 00:08:40,160 Oh, that looks really good. 138 00:08:40,240 --> 00:08:42,040 - All right. 139 00:08:46,600 --> 00:08:48,400 Go, Teddy. 140 00:08:48,480 --> 00:08:49,840 Is it okay, monsieur? 141 00:08:52,720 --> 00:08:54,680 MAN: Wait a minute. 142 00:08:54,760 --> 00:08:57,000 - This is carrot. 143 00:08:57,080 --> 00:09:00,000 Where is he? I'm coming in after you. 144 00:09:00,080 --> 00:09:01,920 - MR. BEAN: Oh. - Uh-oh. 145 00:09:03,240 --> 00:09:07,920 You have ruined my evening. 146 00:09:08,000 --> 00:09:09,000 - Oh. - Whoa. 147 00:09:09,080 --> 00:09:10,160 MAN: Take this. 148 00:09:15,560 --> 00:09:17,320 You little pipsqueak. 149 00:09:24,960 --> 00:09:26,480 Oh. Hello? 150 00:09:26,560 --> 00:09:28,400 Behind you, look. 151 00:09:28,480 --> 00:09:29,840 Oh. 152 00:09:32,800 --> 00:09:35,000 MAN: You forgot your bear. 153 00:09:35,080 --> 00:09:37,280 Now you, 154 00:09:37,360 --> 00:09:40,120 time to come to daddy. 155 00:09:44,080 --> 00:09:46,080 Huh? Ow. 156 00:09:46,160 --> 00:09:48,280 Ow. 157 00:09:48,360 --> 00:09:50,360 Ah, ow, ow, ow. 158 00:09:54,640 --> 00:09:55,680 Hey, cutie pie. 159 00:09:55,760 --> 00:09:58,440 Oh, hello. 160 00:09:59,720 --> 00:10:01,240 - Oh. - I've had my eye on you. 161 00:10:05,800 --> 00:10:06,880 Here they come. 162 00:10:08,040 --> 00:10:09,360 Oh, smile, smile. 163 00:10:12,960 --> 00:10:14,200 We're just good friends. 164 00:10:20,400 --> 00:10:22,080 Oh. 165 00:10:26,040 --> 00:10:27,560 Oh. 166 00:10:39,760 --> 00:10:41,160 Not bad. 167 00:10:43,160 --> 00:10:44,800 Not bad at all. 168 00:11:01,200 --> 00:11:03,200 MR. BEAN: Oh.