( music playing )
( birds chirping )
Wow.
Oh.
( birds chirping )
( squirrels chattering )
Disgusting.
Eww. Oh.
( music playing )
For you.
Oh, catch me.
( clears throat )
MR. BEAN: Hello.
Ugh.
Here. Oh, Lottie.
Get off.
Oh.
Girls.
Oh.
Ugh.
Come on, Lottie.
What's with her?
( music playing )
Oh.
Oh. Oh.
Ah.
Stop.
Oh. Oh. Oh.
- Ahh. - Ahh.
Oh.
Ah. That's the one.
- Come on. - No.
That one.
Yuck.
Please?
Oh, please?
Oh.
Okay.
Come on.
Ugh.
Oh, wait a minute.
Ah.
Look, look, look, look, look.
Oh.
- One for you. - Oh, thank you.
Now, don't be late, 8:00.
- Goodbye. - Bye.
( music playing )
( chuckles )
( television playing )
( music playing )
( television playing )
Oh. Oh.
( gasps )
Quick, quick, quick.
I got to go. I got to go.
( mutters unhappily )
( groans )
( music playing )
Oh.
MR. BEAN: For you.
Oh.
( movie playing )
( giggles )
What?
- Ow. - Goodness' sake.
Oh, boy.
( movie playing )
MAN: No Mary, don't leave me.
Mary, open your eyes.
Mary, Mary, look at me. Look at me.
Don't do this.
I see a bright light.
MAN: Whatever you do, don't go. Don't go in the light.
MARY: I'm coming mother.
Yes, doctor.
Scalpel.
We got her.
- MAN: Doctor. - Shh.
MAN: Doctor, she's pulling through.
Doctor, she's alive.
Hey.
Ow.
Ah, come on.
No. No.
In here.
( camera flashing )
MR. BEAN: Oh.
Oh, you.
Nice.
Most valued guest, how wonderful to have you
in my establishment.
I will send a menu your way. Thank you.
Oh, thank you very much.
Hey.
- What's wrong? - Look.
Oh, all right.
Thank you.
Oh.
Huh?
Let me help you up,
lovely lady.
There you are.
Good evening, sir, madam.
Oh, thank you.
Now, let's see.
- This. - Fried toad fish.
- Two, please. - Two.
Thank you.
Ugh.
Oh. Come here.
Oh, okay.
Ow.
Go on, you do that. Go on.
Stop it!
( clears throat )
Would you care to try the wine, sir?
Thank you.
Very nice.
Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
I'm driving. No. Oh, no, no, no, no.
Madam?
Oh.
Ah, that's it.
And for dessert, we have--
what is that oaf doing with my crystal ware?
Sorry.
Oh.
Hmm.
Oh.
Oh, nice.
Oh.
The toilet. The toilet.
- The toilet. - Upstairs. Up.
Oh.
Hmm, nice.
No.
Here.
We are desolated to lose you, your bill.
Oh.
- What the... - Mio, mio.
( muttering )
Hmm?
Just a minute.
Oh, of course.
I'll be right back.
Quick. Quick.
Hmm?
( muttering )
- Oh. - I pay.
It's for you.
Oh, me?
Uh-hmm.
Oh, the lady pays.
Tell me, you tango?
Oh.
Huh? What the...
( violinist playing )
Irma, what a beautiful name.
Thanks.
Well, I never...
STEVE: Irma?
Steve.
Hey, I take you for ride in my car.
But, but...
( engine revving )
Ah.
( music playing )
So...
( cars honking )
( cars crashing )
I don't believe it.
What do you think you are doing, eh?
Ay.
I don't believe you.
Oh, no.
You are completely mad.
I'll kill you, kill you, kill you.
( giggles )
( music playing )
MR. BEAN: Oh.