1 00:00:01,800 --> 00:00:03,800 ( music playing ) 2 00:00:21,840 --> 00:00:24,080 ( man grunting ) 3 00:00:27,720 --> 00:00:29,800 - Done it. - ( alarm wailing ) 4 00:00:29,880 --> 00:00:30,840 Oh, no! 5 00:00:30,920 --> 00:00:32,200 ( alarm blaring ) 6 00:00:32,280 --> 00:00:33,440 ( whistle blowing ) 7 00:00:33,520 --> 00:00:35,800 - Over there! - ( dogs barking ) 8 00:00:35,880 --> 00:00:37,320 Oh! 9 00:00:37,400 --> 00:00:39,760 ( helicopter whirring ) 10 00:00:42,880 --> 00:00:44,320 ( sighs ) 11 00:00:45,640 --> 00:00:48,360 - Oh. - ( siren wails in distance ) 12 00:00:53,000 --> 00:00:54,560 Tsk tsk tsk. 13 00:01:01,000 --> 00:01:04,360 ( grunting, muttering ) 14 00:01:06,080 --> 00:01:07,120 Shh! 15 00:01:08,600 --> 00:01:09,760 Mmm! 16 00:01:11,120 --> 00:01:12,080 ( belches ) 17 00:01:12,160 --> 00:01:13,600 Shh! 18 00:01:15,640 --> 00:01:16,920 ( chuckling ) 19 00:01:17,000 --> 00:01:18,880 ( doorknob rattles ) 20 00:01:22,200 --> 00:01:23,800 Ah! 21 00:01:25,680 --> 00:01:27,240 ( burglar grunts ) 22 00:01:27,320 --> 00:01:29,480 Ahh. 23 00:01:29,560 --> 00:01:31,480 - BURGLAR: Oh! - Oh. 24 00:01:31,560 --> 00:01:33,160 Huh? 25 00:01:33,240 --> 00:01:35,320 What was-- 26 00:01:35,400 --> 00:01:37,720 Hmm. Oh, well. 27 00:01:39,800 --> 00:01:41,520 ( relieved sigh ) 28 00:01:42,560 --> 00:01:44,400 Huh? Hello. 29 00:01:44,480 --> 00:01:46,640 Nice bit of clobber. 30 00:01:46,720 --> 00:01:47,800 Ah. 31 00:01:47,880 --> 00:01:50,280 ( Mr. Bean humming ) 32 00:01:53,760 --> 00:01:56,480 Ow! Oh! Ahh! 33 00:01:57,560 --> 00:01:58,920 Ohh! 34 00:01:59,000 --> 00:02:00,440 Ow! Oh! 35 00:02:03,240 --> 00:02:05,080 Right. Oh-- ow! 36 00:02:05,160 --> 00:02:07,440 That's a bit tight, innit? Never mind. 37 00:02:07,520 --> 00:02:08,920 - Right. - ( door rattles ) 38 00:02:09,000 --> 00:02:10,680 Oh-- oh, no. 39 00:02:10,760 --> 00:02:12,640 MR. BEAN: Ahh. 40 00:02:12,720 --> 00:02:14,640 Oh. Tsk. 41 00:02:17,080 --> 00:02:18,800 Aha. 42 00:02:22,760 --> 00:02:25,720 Here we go. Ahh. 43 00:02:25,800 --> 00:02:27,560 ( burglar groans ) 44 00:02:27,640 --> 00:02:29,640 ( muttering ) 45 00:02:38,800 --> 00:02:40,160 Hmm. 46 00:02:40,240 --> 00:02:41,240 What is it? 47 00:02:41,320 --> 00:02:42,440 Oh. 48 00:02:43,600 --> 00:02:44,640 Oh. 49 00:02:44,720 --> 00:02:46,760 - BURGLAR: Oh! - Hmm? 50 00:02:54,120 --> 00:02:55,240 Oh. 51 00:02:55,320 --> 00:02:57,320 ( mutters ) 52 00:02:59,160 --> 00:03:01,320 ( burglar groaning ) 53 00:03:05,280 --> 00:03:06,600 Oh. 54 00:03:11,240 --> 00:03:14,320 BURGLAR: Oh, Gordon Bennett! Oh! 55 00:03:16,640 --> 00:03:18,600 There. Right. 56 00:03:18,680 --> 00:03:21,200 - Well done, Constable. - Thank you, sir. 57 00:03:21,280 --> 00:03:23,200 Oh. 58 00:03:23,280 --> 00:03:24,680 What's this? 59 00:03:24,760 --> 00:03:26,160 Hmm. - Morning, sir. 60 00:03:26,240 --> 00:03:27,240 Have you seen this man? 61 00:03:27,320 --> 00:03:28,760 Tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk. 62 00:03:28,840 --> 00:03:31,720 ( mutters ) 63 00:03:31,800 --> 00:03:33,600 - Indeed. - Oh, shocking. 64 00:03:33,680 --> 00:03:35,160 ( groans ) 65 00:03:36,400 --> 00:03:39,160 ( muttering ) 66 00:03:39,240 --> 00:03:41,480 ( gasping ) 67 00:03:41,560 --> 00:03:44,320 ( muttering ) 68 00:03:45,480 --> 00:03:46,560 Hang on. 69 00:03:46,640 --> 00:03:49,200 ( muttering ) 70 00:03:53,640 --> 00:03:56,080 - It's him. - ( muttering ) 71 00:03:56,160 --> 00:03:57,840 What do you see, Constable? 72 00:03:57,920 --> 00:03:59,520 It's him? 73 00:03:59,600 --> 00:04:01,080 Well? 74 00:04:01,160 --> 00:04:02,640 No! 75 00:04:02,720 --> 00:04:04,760 No, it's not me. 76 00:04:04,840 --> 00:04:06,320 It's not me! 77 00:04:07,640 --> 00:04:09,560 ( chuckles ) 78 00:04:09,640 --> 00:04:10,720 Right. 79 00:04:14,480 --> 00:04:15,600 Hmm? 80 00:04:16,800 --> 00:04:18,360 ( cat snarling ) 81 00:04:18,440 --> 00:04:19,840 ( hissing ) 82 00:04:19,920 --> 00:04:21,560 Get out of the way. 83 00:04:21,640 --> 00:04:22,760 Get out! 84 00:04:24,800 --> 00:04:26,000 Huh? 85 00:04:29,280 --> 00:04:30,840 ( chuckling ) 86 00:04:34,200 --> 00:04:35,400 Welcome. 87 00:04:35,480 --> 00:04:37,280 Oh. Oh. 88 00:04:37,360 --> 00:04:39,600 ( muttering )... and stay out of my way. 89 00:04:39,680 --> 00:04:41,760 Staying for dinner? ( hissing ) 90 00:04:41,840 --> 00:04:45,200 ( yelling, grunting ) 91 00:04:45,280 --> 00:04:47,280 Oh. Oh. 92 00:04:47,360 --> 00:04:49,680 - ( television playing ) - ( man laughing ) 93 00:04:49,760 --> 00:04:51,280 ( mutters ) 94 00:04:53,320 --> 00:04:54,880 - ( Mr. Bean laughing ) - Out. 95 00:04:54,960 --> 00:04:56,160 Oh! 96 00:04:56,240 --> 00:05:00,120 - GUARD: Home. - ( Mr. Bean gulps ) 97 00:05:01,480 --> 00:05:04,640 MR. BEAN: Oh, no! 98 00:05:04,720 --> 00:05:06,920 ( sighs ) 99 00:05:08,760 --> 00:05:10,440 Come on. 100 00:05:13,200 --> 00:05:14,440 Oh. 101 00:05:14,520 --> 00:05:16,240 Hmm. 102 00:05:17,560 --> 00:05:19,560 ( mutters ) 103 00:05:29,480 --> 00:05:30,680 ( sighs ) 104 00:05:30,760 --> 00:05:31,840 ( birds chirping ) 105 00:05:31,920 --> 00:05:33,520 ( television playing ) 106 00:05:42,560 --> 00:05:43,640 Huh? 107 00:05:43,720 --> 00:05:45,720 Ow! 108 00:05:45,800 --> 00:05:47,800 MR. BEAN: ( mutters ) 109 00:05:57,200 --> 00:05:59,000 ( television playing ) 110 00:05:59,080 --> 00:06:02,320 - MRS. WICKET: Mr. Bean? - Oh, no. 111 00:06:02,400 --> 00:06:04,360 MRS. WICKET: I want a word with you. 112 00:06:04,440 --> 00:06:06,800 ( wheezing ) 113 00:06:06,880 --> 00:06:09,280 You know what today is. 114 00:06:11,280 --> 00:06:12,640 Aha! 115 00:06:12,720 --> 00:06:14,560 Right? Eh? 116 00:06:14,640 --> 00:06:16,240 Oh, aye. How's it going? 117 00:06:16,320 --> 00:06:18,560 What? 118 00:06:18,640 --> 00:06:20,480 Right. 119 00:06:20,560 --> 00:06:21,520 Come here. 120 00:06:21,600 --> 00:06:22,880 The rockery. 121 00:06:22,960 --> 00:06:25,240 - Now, these go here. - BURGLAR: Yeah? 122 00:06:25,320 --> 00:06:28,160 - And these... - Eh? 123 00:06:28,240 --> 00:06:30,600 These go here and these go there. 124 00:06:30,680 --> 00:06:32,160 Huh? 125 00:06:32,240 --> 00:06:34,320 As agreed! 126 00:06:34,400 --> 00:06:36,400 BURGLAR: Uh, right. Yeah. 127 00:06:36,480 --> 00:06:38,120 Hurry up. 128 00:06:40,360 --> 00:06:42,680 MRS. WICKET: It shouldn't take you long. 129 00:06:42,760 --> 00:06:43,920 Aha ha ha ha! 130 00:06:44,000 --> 00:06:46,120 Here you are. 131 00:06:49,480 --> 00:06:51,240 Hmm. 132 00:06:51,320 --> 00:06:52,680 - ( plinking ) - Huh. 133 00:06:52,760 --> 00:06:54,960 I wonder... 134 00:06:57,560 --> 00:06:59,760 ( sawing noises ) 135 00:06:59,840 --> 00:07:04,120 ( Mr. Bean breathing heavily ) 136 00:07:04,200 --> 00:07:05,560 ( gasps ) 137 00:07:05,640 --> 00:07:07,240 Right. 138 00:07:09,920 --> 00:07:11,560 Clean-up time. 139 00:07:13,720 --> 00:07:15,880 I want this place... 140 00:07:15,960 --> 00:07:18,440 to be spic and span. 141 00:07:18,520 --> 00:07:19,440 - Shh. 142 00:07:19,520 --> 00:07:22,480 - That's spic and span. 143 00:07:22,560 --> 00:07:23,840 - Aye? - Huh? 144 00:07:23,920 --> 00:07:25,720 - Clean it up. - Yes, sir. 145 00:07:25,800 --> 00:07:27,720 - Right now. - Okay, sir. 146 00:07:30,520 --> 00:07:33,400 Oh. ( muttering ) 147 00:07:33,480 --> 00:07:36,440 Wait a minute. 148 00:07:36,520 --> 00:07:38,520 ( mutters ) 149 00:07:41,880 --> 00:07:42,920 Here we go. 150 00:07:43,000 --> 00:07:44,240 Look at this. 151 00:07:44,320 --> 00:07:45,600 Look at this, Teddy. 152 00:07:45,680 --> 00:07:46,800 Yes! 153 00:07:46,880 --> 00:07:48,600 Come on. 154 00:07:48,680 --> 00:07:50,640 Put your back into it. 155 00:07:52,400 --> 00:07:53,840 Come on, come on. 156 00:07:53,920 --> 00:07:55,000 I can't believe this. 157 00:07:55,080 --> 00:07:56,720 MRS. WICKET: Don't stop now. 158 00:07:56,800 --> 00:08:00,080 Please, God, let this unlock. 159 00:08:00,160 --> 00:08:01,760 Yes. 160 00:08:01,840 --> 00:08:03,680 Oh. Oh. 161 00:08:04,920 --> 00:08:06,920 MAN: Oi. Over here. 162 00:08:07,000 --> 00:08:09,440 Open the door. 163 00:08:09,520 --> 00:08:12,320 There, you got a key. Open the door. 164 00:08:12,400 --> 00:08:14,000 Give us the key, come on. 165 00:08:14,080 --> 00:08:15,680 No. 166 00:08:15,760 --> 00:08:17,320 Look. 167 00:08:19,120 --> 00:08:20,960 - Oh. - Key first. 168 00:08:21,040 --> 00:08:23,040 Open the door. 169 00:08:23,120 --> 00:08:24,440 Oh. 170 00:08:26,920 --> 00:08:28,800 Sorry. I lied. 171 00:08:30,000 --> 00:08:31,160 What? 172 00:08:31,240 --> 00:08:32,240 What? 173 00:08:32,320 --> 00:08:33,360 MAN: Bye. 174 00:08:33,440 --> 00:08:35,600 - MR. BEAN: Oh. - MAN: Bye. 175 00:08:35,680 --> 00:08:36,720 Oh! 176 00:08:36,800 --> 00:08:40,560 Oh, no! 177 00:08:42,120 --> 00:08:44,800 ( sighs ) 178 00:08:44,880 --> 00:08:46,880 - ( television playing ) - Oh. 179 00:08:49,320 --> 00:08:50,880 Oh. 180 00:08:53,520 --> 00:08:55,080 ( snickers ) 181 00:08:59,240 --> 00:09:01,720 ( donkey braying ) 182 00:09:05,560 --> 00:09:07,440 MRS. WICKET: Something's still not right. 183 00:09:07,520 --> 00:09:09,600 Hmm. I know. Move that. 184 00:09:09,680 --> 00:09:11,680 Ohh. 185 00:09:13,320 --> 00:09:14,320 There. 186 00:09:14,400 --> 00:09:15,480 MRS. WICKET: Lovely. 187 00:09:16,680 --> 00:09:20,080 Ow! I don't want none of this. 188 00:09:20,160 --> 00:09:21,320 Hang on. 189 00:09:21,400 --> 00:09:22,840 Oh! 190 00:09:22,920 --> 00:09:24,960 MRS. WICKET: You haven't mowed the lawn yet. 191 00:09:25,040 --> 00:09:26,480 Oh. 192 00:09:32,720 --> 00:09:35,120 Hang on. 193 00:09:35,200 --> 00:09:37,360 Ah, use these. 194 00:09:37,440 --> 00:09:40,240 - What? - ( chuckles ) 195 00:09:40,320 --> 00:09:42,280 Oh. 196 00:09:44,720 --> 00:09:46,360 ( muttering ) 197 00:09:46,440 --> 00:09:47,960 Come on. 198 00:09:48,040 --> 00:09:49,240 Aaaah! 199 00:09:49,320 --> 00:09:51,600 ( burglar gibbering ) 200 00:09:51,680 --> 00:09:52,840 Eh? 201 00:09:52,920 --> 00:09:54,040 ( sobbing ) 202 00:09:54,120 --> 00:09:55,520 Let me in! 203 00:09:55,600 --> 00:09:57,200 ( TV audience laughing ) 204 00:09:58,720 --> 00:10:00,000 ( door opens ) 205 00:10:04,760 --> 00:10:07,440 ( mumbling ) 206 00:10:07,520 --> 00:10:08,920 Well, you know, I mean, you know, 207 00:10:09,000 --> 00:10:11,080 I had to do it, mate, they thought you was me. 208 00:10:11,160 --> 00:10:15,920 ( muttering angrily ) 209 00:10:16,000 --> 00:10:17,920 - Sorry. - ( laughter on TV ) 210 00:10:18,000 --> 00:10:19,200 Huh? 211 00:10:19,280 --> 00:10:21,400 ( both laugh ) 212 00:10:25,480 --> 00:10:27,160 ( grunting, roaring ) 213 00:10:27,240 --> 00:10:30,160 ( muttering ) 214 00:10:30,240 --> 00:10:31,680 - Cheerio, then. - Thank you. 215 00:10:31,760 --> 00:10:33,200 Nice to meet you. 216 00:10:34,600 --> 00:10:37,200 I'm freeeee! 217 00:10:37,280 --> 00:10:39,040 ( alarm wailing ) 218 00:10:39,120 --> 00:10:41,000 ( Mr. Bean gasps, mutters ) 219 00:10:41,080 --> 00:10:43,160 ( helicopter whirring ) 220 00:10:43,240 --> 00:10:46,280 ( Mr. Bean whimpering ) No!!! 221 00:10:46,360 --> 00:10:48,840 ( music playing ) 222 00:11:01,160 --> 00:11:03,240 MR. BEAN: Ohh.