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( music playing )

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Teddy.

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Oh, oh wait.

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Hold it.

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Yeah.

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There's fine.

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Right.

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Right.

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Oh, go on.

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Let me see.

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Ha.

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Ah.

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Hmm.

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Oh, go on then.

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Oh, oh, dear.

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( sighs )

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Hm.

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Oh, three,

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two,

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one.

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( knocking on door )

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Right.

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Oh, hello!

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- Oh!
- Let me take that.

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Hi.

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Look, it's Andre.

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Huh. Yeah, it's all right. Hmm.

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- ( sighs )
IRMA: Oh.

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Now then, let me see.

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( Irma humming )

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( music playing )

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- Eh?
- ( TV show plays )

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( munching )

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Come on, come on.

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IRMA: Arrggh.

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There you go, Lottie,

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you sit there.

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Oh.

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Oh, I see.

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Oi!

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Ah!

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♪ Zazu-zazu-za... ♪

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Hey.

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Give it here!
What you doing?

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- Give it. Give--
- Oi!

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- Here, see.
- Ohh.

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( groans )

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Hm.

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What's--what are you...

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Much better.

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( Irma swooning )

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- Yeah.
- Don't.

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- Yeah. Yeah.
- Don't. Don't.

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- Yeah. Yeah.
- Nope. Nope.

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- Yeah. Oi!
- No, no, no!

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( both muttering )

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( coughing )

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( grunts )

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Ooh. Ooh.

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Ohhh...

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Ahem.

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Good afternoon,

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I'm looking for a...

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May I direct you

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towards our...

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economy section.

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Nah.

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- ( muttering )
- No?

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Oh.

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( Mr. Bean gasps )

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CLERK: Yes.

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Look at that! Ahh!

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That of course

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is our super-duper model,

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and this is the super-duper

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remote control.

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Oh.

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This is...

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MAN: And the super-duper-duper

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satellite reception.

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( music playing )

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Look out!

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Where did it go?

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It's super-duper

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surround sound.

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Silly old me.

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I'll take it.

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Hmm, really?

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Oh.

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Thank you, goodbye.

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Ohhh.

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( clerk chuckles )

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Just a minute.

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Okay.

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( sniffing )

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( dog barks )

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Hey, shoo. Go! Go on!

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Jump off. Oi!

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Hey, come back here!

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Come here. Come here.

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Ow! Yi-yi-yi!

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You--

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Oh, my goodness.

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Oh.

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( indistinct dialogue )

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( grumbling )

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( mumbling )

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Boring.

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- Thank you. Thank you.
- ( cheers and applause )

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Oh, lots of lovely money,

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thank you boys, and girls,

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oh, lovely, very nice indeed.

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Well, now,

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there's an idea.

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( clatter )

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Ta-da!

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And...voila.

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Good.

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That's good.

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( humming )

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All right,

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let's see, let's see here.

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Whoosh!

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( imitating weapon fire )

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Aahhh!!!

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( laughs )

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- ( turns on megaphone )
- Wow.

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Helloooo! Ha ha ha ha!

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Right, what else?

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What am I supposed

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to do with this?

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Here we go. Hmm.

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( making silly noises )

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This will do nicely.

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I am a sock monster.

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( indistinct dialogue )

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( children laughing )

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What?

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Not looking good.

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Now, let me see.

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( melodramatic music playing )

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- Here, what's going on?
- No! No!

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( yawns )

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Eh?

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( imitating weapon fire )

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Ohh.

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( Mr. Bean

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imitating weapon fire )

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Arch! I am a sock monster!

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( children scream )

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( making monster noises )

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I will sock it to you!

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( laughs )

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Ta-da!

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( cheering )

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Ahh! Not Teddy Man!

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Oh!

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Ahh! Ahh!

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Thank you.

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Oh, you're so kind.

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MR. BEAN: Seven,

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eight, nine, ten.

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Not quite sir.
Ha ha!

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( muttering )

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Eleven,

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twelve,

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thirteen.

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Come on, come on, come on.

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Oh.

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This is the life.

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Oh, let me see. Let me see...

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Huh. No, thank you.

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Ha! What's the latest?

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( knocking on door )

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Ah! Here we are.

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( Irma grumbles )

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- Right.
- Evening. Evening.

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- Some people!
- Have you--

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Look behind you.

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Look, look, look, look.

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Where are you going?

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( crooning )

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Oh, Andre!

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- ( swooning )
- ( muttering )

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( groaning )

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No, I can't stand it!

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I'm sorry,

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I can't help myself.

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- What?
- Right.

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No.

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No. No.

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Ooh.

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( laughing )

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Oh, wait here.

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Ha! There we go.

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Hello.

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( romantic music plays )

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Andre!

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Come on, Teddy.

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IRMA: Oh, what's that?

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Oh,

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just leave it now.

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What?

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- ( Irma laughing )
- ( blowing into megaphone )

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( music playing )

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MR. BEAN: Ohh.