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from Beethoven's 5th Symphony )
( piano plays opening bars

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Beethoven's 5th )
( continues playing

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- ♪ Dah! ♪

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over and over )
( repeating same phrase

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Ohh!

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Hmm.

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Oh, this is it.

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Come on.

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MAN: I'm looking

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for a new instrument.

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May I recommend...

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this one.

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No, I don't like modern.

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I tried.

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Oh, horrible!

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- Now, now, now.
- Horrible!

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I insist

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that you try it properly.

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Let me, uh, help you.

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No, no, no, no.

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No? I insist.

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Oh!

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- Ready...
- Ah...

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...ah-choo!!!

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There we are. Go!

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♪  ♪

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MR. BEAN: Aah. Mwah!

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♪  ♪

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with melody )
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Bravo. Bravo!

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rhythmic sounds )
( Mr. Bean making

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Whoo!
♪ Cha, cha-cha-cha! ♪

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CLERK: Ah-ah-ahem!

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Ohh!

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Now, where were we?

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You want to try something...
Oh, yes, sir.

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- No, no, no.
- You'll love this.

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You see, it's recorded

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what you played.

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♪
- Oh!

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That is clever, ja.

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Fifty pounds?

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Aah. 150 quids, eh?

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- That's--
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- Ooh!

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- Right!
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Do you mind?!

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Ooh!

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What the...

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- Oh, you've got it now, sir.
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That's marvelous. Oh!

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♪

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Grrr! You there!
CLERK:

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You there!

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- Oh!

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- MAN: Stop that man!
- Oh, noooo!

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- Oh.
- MR. BEAN: Aah.

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Now-- No, no, no. No, no!

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- No, no. No!
- Please, sir.

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I think I've got

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just the thing.

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Ahaaaaaa!

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That's more like it.

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Oh...oh!

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♪  ♪

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♪  ♪

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Huh?

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- Oh!
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- Oh...
♪  ♪

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♪♪

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- Ja, ja.
- Bravo!

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- Bravo!
- I'll take it.

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Checks? Oh, yes.

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Oh. Oh!

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Oh. Ah!

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Let me see.

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- Excuse me.
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That is sold.

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Hello?

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- Here we are.

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Oh, no. Oh, no.

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Ohh, no!

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You are a charlatan!

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- Oh, no!
- You...

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Hmm.

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Hmm.

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Oh, cash!

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Well, perhaps we could come

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to some arrangement.

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♪  ♪

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- Tut-tut-tut!
- Yes, very happy to take--

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♪  ♪

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- Well--

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All right.

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Thank you.

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- Tut-tut-tut!

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I suppose

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we could throw it in.

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Thank you.

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- Tut-tut-tut!
- All right.

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- And that.

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Oh, the candelabra! Ohh!

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Right.

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Yes. Thank you.

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Very good.

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Oh--

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Ooh! You like that, do you?
CLERK:

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Oh!

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Hmm!

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Oh!

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Come on. Come on.

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MR. BEAN: Hmm.

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Try it over here.

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- Okay, okay. Over there.

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MAN: Here we go, then.

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Oh, dear.

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Hmm. Hmm.

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Try--Try there.

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...over there.

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Ohhhhh, no!

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That's it! That's right!
MR. BEAN:

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- Right!
- Right back where we started!

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I've had enough.
That is it!

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Aah.

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Ah.

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♪  ♪

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♪  ♪

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♪  ♪

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Oh!

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♪  ♪

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Oh...

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♪  ♪

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of Beethoven's 5th ) ♪
♪ ( opening theme

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Ah!

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♪  ♪

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♪  ♪

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♪  ♪
Ohh!

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- Oh, darn it!
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♪  ♪

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MRS. WICKET: Now--

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♪  ♪

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Aaah. Oh.

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Oh, lovely.

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- Oh...

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Eh? Grr!

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!

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Right.

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♪  ♪

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- Oh, damn it all!
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All right...

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Yes...

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Ah! There it is.

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- Ah. Oh--

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- Ah.
- Good morning. I-- Ohh!

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BOTH: It's you!

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Come on in.

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Here we are.

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Oh!

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- Yes. Play for me, then.

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Right.

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- Good.
♪

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plays wrong note ) ♪
♪ ( continues;

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TEACHER: No, no,

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you make a mistake.

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But I show you.

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See?
♪  ♪

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- Good.
- ♪♪

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♪

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- Nooo!!!
- Arrgghh!

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Ohh...

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♪♪

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- ♪♪
Listen.

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This is the note.
This is the note.

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- Ja.
- ♪♪

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Go on. Go on.

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- Oh, no, that is all wrong!
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All wrong! Wrong.

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Listen.

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I have an idea.

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Thank you.

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Bye.

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♪  ♪

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continues ) ♪
♪ ( Beethoven's 5th

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♪  ♪

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♪  ♪

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Thank you. Thank you.

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Oh! Mwah!

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- Mr. Bean!

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Oh. Ah...

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- For you.

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MR. BEAN: Ohh.