from Beethoven's 5th Symphony ) ( piano plays opening bars
Beethoven's 5th ) ( continues playing
- ♪ Dah! ♪
over and over ) ( repeating same phrase
Ohh!
Hmm.
Oh, this is it.
Come on.
MAN: I'm looking
for a new instrument.
May I recommend...
this one.
No, I don't like modern.
I tried.
Oh, horrible!
- Now, now, now. - Horrible!
I insist
that you try it properly.
Let me, uh, help you.
No, no, no, no.
No? I insist.
Oh!
- Ready... - Ah...
...ah-choo!!!
There we are. Go!
♪ ♪
MR. BEAN: Aah. Mwah!
♪ ♪
with melody ) ( singing along
Bravo. Bravo!
rhythmic sounds ) ( Mr. Bean making
Whoo! ♪ Cha, cha-cha-cha! ♪
CLERK: Ah-ah-ahem!
Ohh!
Now, where were we?
You want to try something... Oh, yes, sir.
- No, no, no. - You'll love this.
You see, it's recorded
what you played.
♪ - Oh!
That is clever, ja.
Fifty pounds?
Aah. 150 quids, eh?
- That's-- ♪
- Ooh!
- Right! ♪
Do you mind?!
Ooh!
What the...
- Oh, you've got it now, sir. ♪
That's marvelous. Oh!
♪
Grrr! You there! CLERK:
You there!
- Oh!
- MAN: Stop that man! - Oh, noooo!
- Oh. - MR. BEAN: Aah.
Now-- No, no, no. No, no!
- No, no. No! - Please, sir.
I think I've got
just the thing.
Ahaaaaaa!
That's more like it.
Oh...oh!
♪ ♪
Huh?
- Oh! - ♪♪
- Oh... ♪ ♪
♪♪
- Ja, ja. - Bravo!
- I'll take it.
Checks? Oh, yes.
Oh. Oh!
Oh. Ah!
Let me see.
- Excuse me. ♪
That is sold.
Hello?
- Here we are.
Oh, no. Oh, no.
Ohh, no!
You are a charlatan!
- Oh, no! - You...
Hmm.
Oh, cash!
Well, perhaps we could come
to some arrangement.
♪ ♪
- Tut-tut-tut! - Yes, very happy to take--
♪ ♪
- Well--
All right.
Thank you.
- Tut-tut-tut!
I suppose
we could throw it in.
Thank you.
- Tut-tut-tut! - All right.
- And that.
Oh, the candelabra! Ohh!
Right.
Yes. Thank you.
Very good.
Oh--
Ooh! You like that, do you? CLERK:
Oh!
Hmm!
Oh!
Come on. Come on.
MR. BEAN: Hmm.
Try it over here.
- Okay, okay. Over there.
MAN: Here we go, then.
Oh, dear.
Hmm. Hmm.
Try--Try there.
...over there.
Ohhhhh, no!
That's it! That's right! MR. BEAN:
- Right! - Right back where we started!
I've had enough. That is it!
Aah.
Ah.
♪ ♪
Oh!
♪ ♪
Oh...
♪ ♪
of Beethoven's 5th ) ♪ ♪ ( opening theme
Ah!
♪ ♪
Ohh!
- Oh, darn it! ♪
♪ ♪
MRS. WICKET: Now--
♪ ♪
Aaah. Oh.
Oh, lovely.
- Oh...
Eh? Grr!
!
Right.
♪ ♪
- Oh, damn it all! ♪
All right...
Yes...
Ah! There it is.
- Ah. Oh--
- Ah. - Good morning. I-- Ohh!
BOTH: It's you!
Come on in.
Here we are.
Oh!
- Yes. Play for me, then.
Right.
- Good. ♪
plays wrong note ) ♪ ♪ ( continues;
TEACHER: No, no,
you make a mistake.
But I show you.
See? ♪ ♪
- Good. - ♪♪
♪
- Nooo!!! - Arrgghh!
Ohh...
♪♪
- ♪♪ Listen.
This is the note. This is the note.
- Ja. - ♪♪
Go on. Go on.
- Oh, no, that is all wrong! ♪
All wrong! Wrong.
Listen.
I have an idea.
Thank you.
Bye.
♪ ♪
continues ) ♪ ♪ ( Beethoven's 5th
♪ ♪
Thank you. Thank you.
Oh! Mwah!
- Mr. Bean!
Oh. Ah...
- For you.
MR. BEAN: Ohh.