( music playing )
( glass shatters )
( door slams )
( music playing )
MR. BEAN: Oh, what's that?
( muttering )
Ah, oh.
( blows kiss )
( chuckle )
Here we are.
Ahh!
Oh.
Ta-da.
ROXY: ♪ My funny man ♪
♪ Stay by my side ♪
- ♪ Where have you been? ♪ - ♪ Been ♪
- ROXY: ♪ My funny man... ♪ - Oh, no.
ROXY: ♪ ...why did you hide? ♪
♪ Where have you been? ♪
♪ Been ♪
♪ I dreamt our love really came true... ♪
- ( gasps ) - ( muttering )
Huh. Oh, goodness me.
Oh, gracious. Quick.
ROXY: ♪ ...I could meet someone... ♪
♪ Been--have you been... ♪
( scratched record repeats )
♪ Have you been-- have you been ♪
Oh.
Ahh.
( giggles )
Oh, oh.
( gasps )
- ( tires screeching ) - ( Mr. Bean muttering )
Where's that book? Huh! Ahh.
- Huh? - ( gasps )
Roxy!
Out of the way, out of the way.
- ( indistinct chatter ) - WOMAN: Oh, over here, Roxy.
- Over here. - MR. BEAN: Excuse me.
- I love you, Roxy. - Let me see, let me see.
- And so stay back. - MR. BEAN: Excuse me.
- Excuse me. - ( gasps )
( crowd screaming )
MAN: Roxy. Roxy.
- ( indistinct chatter ) - WOMAN: Roxy, over here.
( purring )
( indistinct chatter )
Okay.
- Hmm. - ( indistinct chatter )
MR. BEAN: Look, I can't see. I can't--excuse me.
Excuse--I can't see a thing.
- Beautiful. - ( Mr. Bean grunts )
Hello, ladies.
( gasps )
Roxy. That's me.
Yes, she's beautiful.
( gulp )
- ( indistinct chatter ) - ( muttering )
MR. BEAN: Excuse me. I want--no.
( indistinct chatter )
Ah.
- All right. - ( clears throat )
- Oh. - MR. BEAN: Ta-da.
Yeah.
Roxy.
- Oh. - ( purring )
( comical gibberish )
Hello.
Hi. Well, hi there.
- Hmm, time's up. - MR. BEAN: Get--put me down.
Roxy's in.
MR. BEAN: Roxy. Ohhh!
Hmm.
( music playing )
Ay-yayayayayay.
Ohh.
No, oh, no.
Huh?
( grunts )
Oh, goodness me.
Oh, hmm.
There you are, keep the change.
- Blimey. - ( grunts )
What?
Need a hand?
Oh, thank you.
Yeah. Mnh.
( grunts )
Okay. Thank you.
Later.
( chuckles )
( music playing )
Oh.
( muttering )
MAN: Okay, Ms. Roxy.
( clears throat )
Hmm. ( sniffs )
Hmm?
( grumbling )
( delivery man humming )
Well-- oh, yes.
( humming )
Oh, lovely. Oh.
Oh, one of me best. Right.
Excuse me.
Oh, right.
( grunts )
( yelps )
Huh?
Hmm?
( whistling )
MAN: Wait there.
- Okay. Ms. Roxy? - ROXY: Come in.
Go on.
- Thank you. - Oh, hmm.
( Roxy humming )
Here we are.
What?
- Oh, my goodness. - ( Roxy humming )
( muttering )
( gasps )
Oh, my.
For me?
- ( glass shatters ) - Ohh!
MAN: Ms. Roxy?
Ma'am, you...
( snoring )
Hmm...
Come on. For the last time.
Oh.
- Oh. - Hmm.
- Out. - ( screams )
- Good night. - ( grunts )
- ( music playing ) - ( sighs )
( music playing )
Oh, wait a minute.
Where are we?
( applause )
( music playing )
♪ My funny man ♪
♪ Stay by my side ♪
♪ Where have you been? ♪
- ♪ Been ♪ - ROXY: ♪ My funny man... ♪
- Oh. Da, da, da. - ROXY: ♪ Why did you hide? ♪
- ♪ Where have you been? ♪ - ♪ Been ♪
Da, da. Ah!
- ( muttering ) - ROXY: ♪ I dreamt our love ♪
( comical mumbling )
♪ My world was gray, each night I pray ♪
( muttering )
♪ That I could meet someone just like you ♪
♪ My funny man ♪
♪ Lift up your eyes ♪
♪ Where have you been? ♪
MR. BEAN: Hello?
Where am I?
Hello?
( grunts )
ROXY: Ohh!
BEAN: Oh!
You.
Oh, my goodness.
( audience tittering )
Could I have your autograph, please?
Sure.
Oh.
( audience laughing )
( gasps )
Hmm.
( chuckling )
From the top.
- ( music playing ) - ♪ My funny man... ♪
Oh. ( grunts )
Stay out.
No. Ohh.
♪ ...than it's ever ♪
♪ been ♪
( audience applauding )
( music playing )
( sighs )
Dear me.
Oh, no.
No.
( sighs )
Oh.
( chuckles )
Oh.
( laughs softly )
Oh!
( humming )
Don't--no. Ohh!
ROXY: ♪ My funny man ♪
♪ Stay by my side ♪
♪ Where have you been? ♪
♪ My funny man ♪
♪ Why did you hide? ♪
♪ Where have you been? ♪
Been.
Yours, I think.
Hmm.
- Wow. - Oh.
( purring )
( comical stammering )
( groans )
( sighs )
Bye.
( heavy sigh )
( soft chuckle )
Oh!
( gasps )
( frustrated groan )
- ( tires screech ) - ROXY: ♪ Have you been... ♪
♪ Have you been-- have you been ♪
( scratched record repeats )
♪ Have you been-- have you been ♪
Ay-yayayayayay.
( sobs )
MR. BEAN: Oh.
( giggling )
( muttering )
Look at that.
( blows kiss )
- ROXY: ♪ ...by my side ♪ - ( Mr. Bean humming )
ROXY: ♪ Where have you been? ♪
MR. BEAN: ♪ Been ♪
- ( cats yowling ) - ROXY: ♪ My funny man ♪
( music playing )
MR. BEAN: Oh.