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( theme music playing )

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( flashlight bulb shatters )

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( door slams )

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( birds chirping )

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( engine revving )

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( honking )

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( humming )

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( stomach rumbles )

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Ah.

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( honking )

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( birds squawking )

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Whew.

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( grunts )

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Oh.

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Ah-ha.

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Come on, Teddy.

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( mumbles )

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- ( gasps )
- ( dog barking )

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( tires screeching )

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( dog growls )

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Shoo. Go. Go. Shoo.

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Shoo.

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Get out of the way.

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( barks )

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There you go.

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Go. Go. Go.

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Oh.

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Oh, oh, my dog.

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My good little--oh.

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How can I thank you?

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And on his birthday too.

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- Oh. No.
- Do come in.

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Please, please, be my guest.

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- Bye, bye.
- ( clears throat )

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Oh.

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Hmm, sir, care to come in?

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Who? Me?

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Do come in
and have something to eat.

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( mumbles )

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( music playing )

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Thank you.

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Oh.

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This way, sir.

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Welcome. Hmm.

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Wow.

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Oh. Hmm.

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WOMAN: It isn't much
but I like to call it home.

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Now, say happy birthday
to Binky.

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- Hmm?
- Give the dog a kiss.

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But I can't possibly.

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( sighs ) Oh, all right.

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We'll be dining in here.

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Oh.

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Oh, very good.

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( clears throat )

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Hmm.

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Tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk.

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- Hey, what are you...
- This wouldn't do.

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Follow me.

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Of course,
we'll be dressing for dinner.

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Oh, sure.

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Toodle-pip.

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Your bag, sir.

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Hmm?

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Oh. Oh, this?

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Yes.

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Okay.

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( sneezes )

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Handkerchief, sir.

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Oh, no, thank you, no.

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Please.

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All right. Go on.

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Okay.

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This one's his lordship's room.

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Oh.

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I see.

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Hmm.

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Oh.

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( clears throat )

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Oh.

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This will fit you on.

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Oh.

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- Allow me.
- Oh. Get off.

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Get out.

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Yes.

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Oh.

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It's very dirty.

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Oh.

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Ah.

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That's what I'm wearing.

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( mumbling )

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Oh.

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( music playing )

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Ah. Hello.

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Oh, hello. Oh.

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( mutters )

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How-howdy.

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Ah.

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( music playing )

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Oh.

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( grunts )

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Ah.

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Ah.

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( screams )

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( sniffing )

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Oh.

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( humming )

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Hmm.

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( humming )

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MR. BEAN: Oh.

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Hmm.

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Hmm.

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( sighs )

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Hmm. ( gasps )

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Pardon me.

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( mumbles )

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( pants )

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Hmm.

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- Hmm.
- ( sighs )

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Oops.

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Ah.

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Whew.

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Ah.

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WOMAN: Hello.

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Oh, that's my husband's.

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( screams )

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What?

128
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The hat, take it off.
Take it off.

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- Don't worry, madam.
- Oh. Okay. Sorry.

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Hello. Hello.

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Hello.

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( dog growling )

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Ah. Thank you so much.

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Hmm.

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( mumbling )

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( fly buzzing )

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Oh. I see.

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Yeah.

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Hmm.

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What is she doing?

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Ah.

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I see.

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This.

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Oh.

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- Turbot.
- Thank you.

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( dog yips )

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WOMAN: Happy birthday, Binky.

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Hmm. Oh.

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- Allow me.
- Thank you, sir.

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But, but, but, but...

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Your fish, madam.

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- Madam.
- Do tuck in.

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And don't let it get cold.

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- Finished?
- Hmm, lovely. Thank you.

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( dog coughs )

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( gasps )

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( clears throat )
Is Sir, quiet all right?

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( coughs )

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( screams )

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( dog barking )

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Oh, Binky.

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Oh, thank you so much.
You saved my dog again.

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Now, do come
to the drawing room.

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Now, there he is as a puppy
with a turkey.

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Oh, that's his first birthday.

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And sausages is
always is favorite,

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and the chops get bigger,
if you know what I mean.

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( laughs )

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I think this next one
you'll find very interesting.

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This was taken about
six months ago.

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And where it was taken...

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oh.

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WOMAN: Goodness me,
open the lights.

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MAN: Stay where you are, madam.

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WOMAN: Hello. Somebody help.
I can't see a thing here.

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( music playing )

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Oh.

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( chuckles )

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( dog barks )

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( grunts )

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( mumbling )

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Stop.

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( gulps )

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( grunts )

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Oh.

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Ugh.

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MAN: Now, I'll go fetch
your wrap, madam.

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MAN: ( humming )

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MAN: Oh. He's not in here.

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Oh.

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WOMAN: Have you found my shawl?

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Coming, madam.

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( sneezes )

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( music playing )

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( dog growling )

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Oh. Shoo.

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( clears throat )

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It's getting late.
I was just--I have to go.

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( crying )

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No, no, no.

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Sir.

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( crying )

203
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You can see for yourself
the way things are.

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( mumbling )

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No, I can't take it.
Oh, certainly not.

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Thank you.

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Do call again next time.

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( mumbling )

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- Bye-bye.
- See you.

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Bye-bye. Bye.

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- Good bye.
- Bye-bye.

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- Bye.
- Good luck.

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( laughing )

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( honking )

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There's another one.

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( chuckles )

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Off you go.

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( dog barking )

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( humming )

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WOMAN: How can I thank you?
My doggy's birthday too.

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( gasps )

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( theme music playing )

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( flashlight bulb shatters )

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MR. BEAN: Oh.