( theme music playing )
( flashlight bulb shatters )
( door slams )
( birds chirping )
( engine revving )
( honking )
( humming )
( stomach rumbles )
Ah.
( honking )
( birds squawking )
Whew.
( grunts )
Oh.
Ah-ha.
Come on, Teddy.
( mumbles )
- ( gasps ) - ( dog barking )
( tires screeching )
( dog growls )
Shoo. Go. Go. Shoo.
Shoo.
Get out of the way.
( barks )
There you go.
Go. Go. Go.
Oh.
Oh, oh, my dog.
My good little--oh.
How can I thank you?
And on his birthday too.
- Oh. No. - Do come in.
Please, please, be my guest.
- Bye, bye. - ( clears throat )
Oh.
Hmm, sir, care to come in?
Who? Me?
Do come in and have something to eat.
( mumbles )
( music playing )
Thank you.
Oh.
This way, sir.
Welcome. Hmm.
Wow.
Oh. Hmm.
WOMAN: It isn't much but I like to call it home.
Now, say happy birthday to Binky.
- Hmm? - Give the dog a kiss.
But I can't possibly.
( sighs ) Oh, all right.
We'll be dining in here.
Oh.
Oh, very good.
( clears throat )
Hmm.
Tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk.
- Hey, what are you... - This wouldn't do.
Follow me.
Of course, we'll be dressing for dinner.
Oh, sure.
Toodle-pip.
Your bag, sir.
Hmm?
Oh. Oh, this?
Yes.
Okay.
( sneezes )
Handkerchief, sir.
Oh, no, thank you, no.
Please.
All right. Go on.
Okay.
This one's his lordship's room.
Oh.
I see.
Hmm.
Oh.
( clears throat )
Oh.
This will fit you on.
Oh.
- Allow me. - Oh. Get off.
Get out.
Yes.
Oh.
It's very dirty.
Oh.
Ah.
That's what I'm wearing.
( mumbling )
Oh.
( music playing )
Ah. Hello.
Oh, hello. Oh.
( mutters )
How-howdy.
Ah.
( music playing )
Oh.
( grunts )
Ah.
( screams )
( sniffing )
Oh.
( humming )
Hmm.
( humming )
MR. BEAN: Oh.
Hmm.
( sighs )
Hmm. ( gasps )
Pardon me.
( mumbles )
( pants )
Hmm.
- Hmm. - ( sighs )
Oops.
Ah.
Whew.
Ah.
WOMAN: Hello.
Oh, that's my husband's.
( screams )
What?
The hat, take it off. Take it off.
- Don't worry, madam. - Oh. Okay. Sorry.
Hello. Hello.
Hello.
( dog growling )
Ah. Thank you so much.
Hmm.
( mumbling )
( fly buzzing )
Oh. I see.
Yeah.
Hmm.
What is she doing?
Ah.
I see.
This.
Oh.
- Turbot. - Thank you.
( dog yips )
WOMAN: Happy birthday, Binky.
Hmm. Oh.
- Allow me. - Thank you, sir.
But, but, but, but...
Your fish, madam.
- Madam. - Do tuck in.
And don't let it get cold.
- Finished? - Hmm, lovely. Thank you.
( dog coughs )
( gasps )
( clears throat ) Is Sir, quiet all right?
( coughs )
( screams )
( dog barking )
Oh, Binky.
Oh, thank you so much. You saved my dog again.
Now, do come to the drawing room.
Now, there he is as a puppy with a turkey.
Oh, that's his first birthday.
And sausages is always is favorite,
and the chops get bigger, if you know what I mean.
( laughs )
I think this next one you'll find very interesting.
This was taken about six months ago.
And where it was taken...
oh.
WOMAN: Goodness me, open the lights.
MAN: Stay where you are, madam.
WOMAN: Hello. Somebody help. I can't see a thing here.
( music playing )
Oh.
( chuckles )
( dog barks )
( grunts )
( mumbling )
Stop.
( gulps )
( grunts )
Oh.
Ugh.
MAN: Now, I'll go fetch your wrap, madam.
MAN: ( humming )
MAN: Oh. He's not in here.
Oh.
WOMAN: Have you found my shawl?
Coming, madam.
( sneezes )
( music playing )
( dog growling )
Oh. Shoo.
( clears throat )
It's getting late. I was just--I have to go.
( crying )
No, no, no.
Sir.
( crying )
You can see for yourself the way things are.
( mumbling )
No, I can't take it. Oh, certainly not.
Thank you.
Do call again next time.
( mumbling )
- Bye-bye. - See you.
Bye-bye. Bye.
- Good bye. - Bye-bye.
- Bye. - Good luck.
( laughing )
( honking )
There's another one.
( chuckles )
Off you go.
( dog barking )
( humming )
WOMAN: How can I thank you? My doggy's birthday too.
( gasps )
( theme music playing )
( flashlight bulb shatters )
MR. BEAN: Oh.