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( theme music playing )

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( flashlight bulb shatters )

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( door slams )

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( tires screeching )

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( music playing )

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( gasps )

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Oh, yeah.

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( humming a tune )

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MRS. WICKET: Huh?
What's this, huh?

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Rubbish, huh?

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Ah! Oh, no.

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Ta-ta!

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( muttering )

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That's clear. All right.

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( muttering )

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MRS. WICKET: Oh.

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Oh, no!

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MRS. BEAN: Look.

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What do you think of that?

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Let me see.

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Hmm.

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Ah-ha.

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Your Majesty.

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( sighs )

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What's this?

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( music playing )

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Ma'am.

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( giggles )

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Well, let's just get
this sucker in here.

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( humming )

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May I?

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Thank you.

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MAN ON TV:
Presents, The Queen Indoors.

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Today, we are privileged
to be present

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as Her Majesty
chooses the wallpaper,

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absolutely fascinating.

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( gasps )

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Isn't it fascinating?

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( chuckles )

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There's, uh,
this one, ma'am?

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Hmm?

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No. Rubbish.

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No.

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Her Majesty declined

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- her choice...
- No.

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What do you think?

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No, no, no.

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Oh, this is very popular.

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Hmm. One does like that.

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Yes. Her Majesty likes that.

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MR. BEAN: Oh.

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I wonder.

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Hmm.

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Hmm.

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I think we should.

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Yes.

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Right.

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Good.

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Hmm.

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Yeah.

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( muttering )

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( grunts )

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( thud )

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( sighs )

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Right.

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Good.

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Excellent.

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( music playing )

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( can clanking )

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( Mr. Bean muttering )

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All right.

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( sniffs )

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Whew!

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This is a really...

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( muttering )

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Oh.

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How did they--oh, yeah.

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No. Was it?

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Oh, gosh. How was that?

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Oh. I know.

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Hmm, oh.

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What is that thing?

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Oh, where is that thing gone?

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No.

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It must be here somewhere.

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I think, uh...

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Where was it?

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Here?

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Oh, darn.

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Ah.

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There it is.

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There we are.

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One does like that.

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Yes, Her Majesty...

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Yes, yes, yes,
yes, yes, yes, yes.

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Oh, that's it.

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Hmm.

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Hmm.

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I wonder.

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Come on. Come on.

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Here we go.

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Right.

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Here we are.

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Hmm.

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Good.

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Very nice, very nice.

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( music playing )

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All right.
Now there's a new wall.

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Thank you, Your Majesty.

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Oh, it's the least I could do.

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Nothing, I was a work
at the moment.

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( muttering )

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Oh.

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Hmm.

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Ah-ha.

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Your Majesty.

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( grunting )

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And some of those as well.

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( sighs )

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Ah.

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That should do it.

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All right.

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Very nice.

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That was nice.

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All right.

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( sings ) Ta da da ta ta ta!

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Oh, thank you.
Oh, thank you.

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Oh, thank you.

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Oh, thank you.

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( music playing )

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- Oh, I am.
- All righty now,

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let's see what we got in here.

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There must be something.

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( screams )

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It'll help us close.

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( loud hammering )

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( music playing )

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There we go.

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Very good.

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And how are you, soldier?

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Carry on.

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( giggles )

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Holy cow. Look at that!

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And I thought I was miles away.

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The Palace.

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I can't believe it.

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Keep your powder dry, son.

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( laughs )

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I got to see this.

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MRS. WICKET: Mary, come on.

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- Don't be such a baby,
- No, it's mine.

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- I know you...
- MAN: Hold exactly there now,

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would you? That's wonderful.

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Oh.

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Thank you very much.

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Terrific!

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- Oh.
- Don't be so tight.

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Oh, excellent, excellent.

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Excellent, carry on.

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Wow.

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What are you doing here?

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( clears throat )

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What are you doing here?

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I can't believe my luck.
I just don't believe this.

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- I never thought that...
- Excuse me.

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You don't mind if I take
a few pictures, do you?

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Yeah, you must be footman.

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- Let me get a picture of you.
- Oh, yes, yes.

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- Take a picture, all right.
- Now, look at that baby.

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- I'm very proud.
- MRS. WICKET: Hey.

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( gasps )

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MAN: Oh, over here is a door.
I bet that door goes to the...

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Aye.

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( growls )

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What have you done to this room?

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I can't believe my luck.

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( laughs )

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Here's a little something
for you, folks.

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Thank you very much.

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I'll see you later.

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Oh.

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- All set.
- Um.

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Hey? Hmm?

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( chuckles )

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( laughs )

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What's she doing?

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Thank you, my loyal subjects.

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Oi, you may approach.

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- Me?
- Who? Me?

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- It's you, it's you.
- Oh, no.

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Come here. Here.

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Seat to the Queen.

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- Oh.
- All right, sit.

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- MARY: Yes.
- ( laughs )

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( gasps )

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Yes.

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( music playing )

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( indistinct chatter )

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( laughs ) Yes.

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Welcome.

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- Thank you.
- MARY: Oh, thank you.

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( giggles )

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- Yes, upstairs.
- ALL: Thank you.

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Enjoy the tour.

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( indistinct chatter )

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( music playing )

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( sighs )

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Oi, little faster.

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MAN: Excuse me,
can I take a picture?

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Not you, me.

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Thank you.

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( music playing )

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Welcome.

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Thank you. Thank you.

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Thank you. Thank you.

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( giggles )

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( engine revving )

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MRS. WICKET: Let's see now.

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( giggles )

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Ten, twenty...

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Here we are.

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Not bad, not bad.

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Ah, that's for you.

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Oh. Yes.

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And we're locked in for the day.

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( gasps )

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MR. BEAN: How about me?

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Oh, take that.

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Huh? But--now look,

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I want my share.

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I'm the queen here.

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All right, Your Majesty.

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We'll fix our balance here.

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Oh.

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( sighs )

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No. ( scoffs )

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No. Look, I'm...

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Oh, all right.

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Are you happy now?

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Good.

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- Hmm, one does like that.
- Yes.

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MR. BEAN: Yes, yes,
yes, yes, yes.

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How many else have you got?

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- Hmm, no, no.
- MAN: She changes

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her royal mind.

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- Ah.
- MR. BEAN: Oh, no.

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No.

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No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

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It can't be.

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( muttering )

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Ah!

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MRS. WICKET: Wait for it.
Wait for it.

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Three, two, one, go.

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( indistinct chatter )

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( gasps )

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What's happening?
What's going on?

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Excuse me.
Excuse me. Madame.

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Morning.

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Yes,

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Mrs. Wicket.

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( all gasps )

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Now, look. I...

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Oh, no. Oh, no.

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What was I playing at.

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MRS. WICKET: No. Oh, no!

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( theme music playing )

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( flashlight bulb shatters )

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MR. BEAN: Oh.