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( music playing )

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( flashlight bulb shatters )

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( door slams )

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Ah.

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Right.

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Oh.

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( laughs )

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Tsk!

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( mumbling )

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Oh. Hmm.

11
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Tsk! Oh!

12
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Oh, blast!

13
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Right.

14
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Hmm?

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What?

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( mumbling )

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Oh!

18
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No.

19
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Oh.

20
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Ahh!

21
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Oh--Oh--Ooh...

22
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Ah--Ah-choo!

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( sniffling )

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Ooh.

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Tsk.

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( gasps, laughs )

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Ah, ta, ta, ta,
ta, ta, ta, ta, ta.

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Ohh!

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( circus-themed music
playing )

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( laughing )

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( humming along )

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( laughs )

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Ta, ta, ta, ta, ta!

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Ohh!

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( static buzzing )

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Tsk! Oh!

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( boink )

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( laughter )

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CLOWN: Uh! Uh! Uh!

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Tsk! Oh!

41
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Ohh!

42
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( static )

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No

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Ohh!

45
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Tsk! Ohh!

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( sighs )

47
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Oh!

48
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Ah!

49
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( mumbling )

50
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Hmm.

51
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Ah. There it is.

52
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Ah, yes, please.

53
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Hello. Mr. Bean here.

54
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My telly picture's
completely gone!

55
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Hurry up!

56
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( tires screech )

57
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Hmph!
About time, too.

58
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Hello, gorgeous.
Mr. Bean live here?

59
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- He's upstairs.
- All right. All right.

60
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Come on, come on.

61
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Yeah, I'm coming, mate.

62
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Oh.

63
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Oh, I can see your problem.

64
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- Hmm?
- We'll soon have that fixed.

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( laughs )

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( mumbling )

67
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All right. I only got
one set of ladders, mate.

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( sighs )

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Tsk!

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( gasps )

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There he is!
( laughs )

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( sniffing )

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Ah--Ah-choo!

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( laughter )

75
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Uh! Uh! Ahh!

76
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- ( audience applauding
- But--!

77
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( grunts )

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Ohh!

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-REPAIRMAN: Hey, mate?
- Hmm?

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Here we are. One nest.

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MR. BEAN:
What is this?

82
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Any chance I can get
cash at all?

83
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You know, what I mean?

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- Yes, yes.
- Anytime. ( laughs )

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( sighs )

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( mumbling )

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Uh, right. Two eggs.

88
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All right.

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( gasps )

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Tsk! Oh.

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( sighs )

92
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Wait a minute.

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Aha.

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( sniffs )

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Mwah!

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( mumbling )

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( sighs )

98
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- ( faucet handle squeaking )
- Okay.

99
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( water running )

100
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Ah.

101
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( gasping and whimpering )

102
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Ohh!

103
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What is that?

104
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( bird squawking )

105
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( mumbling )

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Ugh!

107
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Yuck! Yuck!

108
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Oh.

109
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( muttering )

110
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( hair dryer humming )

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MR. BEAN:
Now, there we go.

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Ah, no.

113
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( chirping )

114
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MR. BEAN: ( mumbling )

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Ah.

116
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Ah.

117
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There we are.

118
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( chirp )

119
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( gasps )

120
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No.

121
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( gasps )

122
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( screams )

123
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( screeches )

124
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Aah!

125
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MRS. WICKET:
( screaming )

126
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Hey! Hey! Get off!

127
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( screaming )

128
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( gasps )

129
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( screaming )

130
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No!

131
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Oh! Brbrbrbr!

132
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Right.

133
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Out. Go on.

134
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Out. Go, go, go.

135
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Out, out, out, out,
out, out!

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( sighs )

137
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Oh.

138
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Oh, look!

139
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( chirping )

140
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( snickering )

141
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( chirping )

142
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( cat snarling )

143
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Oh!

144
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( cat snarling )

145
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Come here, you!

146
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( cat yowling )

147
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( laughs )

148
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Ah. All right.

149
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Yes.

150
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( bird chirps)

151
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Hmm?

152
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Tsk! Oh!

153
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Oh, all right.

154
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Come in if you must.

155
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( chirping )

156
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( mumbling )

157
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Ah!

158
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Oh, num!

159
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BIRD: Mm-mmm!

160
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Oh!

161
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Tsk! Ohh!

162
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( mumbles )

163
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No.

164
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No.

165
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No.

166
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Oh.

167
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That's what you are.

168
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Is that good?

169
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I'll get some more.

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( grunts )

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There.

172
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Ohh! Pffft!

173
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( humming )

174
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( squawking )

175
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( gasps )

176
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What?

177
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- Ohh!
- ( squawking )

178
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( bird squawks )

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MR. BEAN: ( groans )

180
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Tsk! Rrr!

181
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Light.

182
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( squawking )

183
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( tires screech )

184
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Come on. Out you go.

185
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Mmm! Mmm! Ohh!

186
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( snickering )

187
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- ( gunshots )
- ( squawking )

188
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( mumbling )

189
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( gasps )

190
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There, now take that!

191
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Blooming pests!

192
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Rrrr! Ugh!

193
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They drive me mad! Ohh!

194
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( bird squawks )

195
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- ( relieved sigh )
- ( wings flapping )

196
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Ohh!

197
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Hmm.

198
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( squawks )

199
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( mumbling )

200
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Watch this.

201
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( screams ) Oof!

202
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Oh, no. Ugh!

203
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Oh. Ptew!

204
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- ( squawks )
- Tsk! ( mumbling )

205
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Oh.

206
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I know.

207
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( grunting )

208
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( thud )

209
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No.

210
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Ready?

211
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( squawks )

212
00:09:05,659 --> 00:09:07,700
Aah!

213
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Yes. Yes.

214
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Now flap, flap like this.

215
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( birds squawking )

216
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( squawking )

217
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( squawking )

218
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( squawking )

219
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Ahh!

220
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( laughs ) Yeah!

221
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Bye-bye.

222
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( sighs )

223
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That's it.

224
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( circus-themed music
playing on TV )

225
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( sighs )

226
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Hmm.

227
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( audience laughing )

228
00:10:01,539 --> 00:10:03,259
Oh.

229
00:10:03,340 --> 00:10:04,460
Tsk! Oh!

230
00:10:05,740 --> 00:10:07,340
( mumbles )

231
00:10:08,500 --> 00:10:09,500
( bird squawking )

232
00:10:09,580 --> 00:10:10,820
Yes!

233
00:10:10,899 --> 00:10:12,460
Hello!

234
00:10:12,539 --> 00:10:15,539
( music playing on TV )

235
00:10:21,860 --> 00:10:22,940
( audience laughing )

236
00:10:23,019 --> 00:10:24,500
Uh! Uh! Uh!

237
00:10:24,580 --> 00:10:26,419
( laughing )

238
00:10:27,820 --> 00:10:30,059
Oh.

239
00:10:30,139 --> 00:10:32,419
Hmm.

240
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- ( squawks, beak snaps )
- Ow!

241
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Ah.

242
00:10:36,139 --> 00:10:37,620
( bird squawks )

243
00:10:37,700 --> 00:10:39,299
MR. BEAN: ( sighs )

244
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Uh! Uh! Uh!

245
00:10:42,259 --> 00:10:44,259
( laughing )

246
00:10:45,899 --> 00:10:48,899
( music playing )

247
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( flashlight bulb shatters )

248
00:11:00,659 --> 00:11:02,620
MR. BEAN: Ohh!