( music playing )
( flashlight bulb shatters )
( door slams )
Ah.
Right.
Oh.
( laughs )
Tsk!
( mumbling )
Oh. Hmm.
Tsk! Oh!
Oh, blast!
Right.
Hmm?
What?
( mumbling )
Oh!
No.
Oh.
Ahh!
Oh--Oh--Ooh...
Ah--Ah-choo!
( sniffling )
Ooh.
Tsk.
( gasps, laughs )
Ah, ta, ta, ta, ta, ta, ta, ta, ta.
Ohh!
( circus-themed music playing )
( laughing )
( humming along )
( laughs )
Ta, ta, ta, ta, ta!
Ohh!
( static buzzing )
Tsk! Oh!
( boink )
( laughter )
CLOWN: Uh! Uh! Uh!
Tsk! Oh!
Ohh!
( static )
No
Ohh!
Tsk! Ohh!
( sighs )
Oh!
Ah!
( mumbling )
Hmm.
Ah. There it is.
Ah, yes, please.
Hello. Mr. Bean here.
My telly picture's completely gone!
Hurry up!
( tires screech )
Hmph! About time, too.
Hello, gorgeous. Mr. Bean live here?
- He's upstairs. - All right. All right.
Come on, come on.
Yeah, I'm coming, mate.
Oh.
Oh, I can see your problem.
- Hmm? - We'll soon have that fixed.
( laughs )
( mumbling )
All right. I only got one set of ladders, mate.
( sighs )
Tsk!
( gasps )
There he is! ( laughs )
( sniffing )
Ah--Ah-choo!
( laughter )
Uh! Uh! Ahh!
- ( audience applauding - But--!
( grunts )
Ohh!
-REPAIRMAN: Hey, mate? - Hmm?
Here we are. One nest.
MR. BEAN: What is this?
Any chance I can get cash at all?
You know, what I mean?
- Yes, yes. - Anytime. ( laughs )
( sighs )
( mumbling )
Uh, right. Two eggs.
All right.
( gasps )
Tsk! Oh.
( sighs )
Wait a minute.
Aha.
( sniffs )
Mwah!
( mumbling )
( sighs )
- ( faucet handle squeaking ) - Okay.
( water running )
Ah.
( gasping and whimpering )
Ohh!
What is that?
( bird squawking )
( mumbling )
Ugh!
Yuck! Yuck!
Oh.
( muttering )
( hair dryer humming )
MR. BEAN: Now, there we go.
Ah, no.
( chirping )
MR. BEAN: ( mumbling )
Ah.
There we are.
( chirp )
( gasps )
No.
( gasps )
( screams )
( screeches )
Aah!
MRS. WICKET: ( screaming )
Hey! Hey! Get off!
( screaming )
( gasps )
( screaming )
No!
Oh! Brbrbrbr!
Right.
Out. Go on.
Out. Go, go, go.
Out, out, out, out, out, out!
( sighs )
Oh.
Oh, look!
( chirping )
( snickering )
( chirping )
( cat snarling )
Oh!
( cat snarling )
Come here, you!
( cat yowling )
( laughs )
Ah. All right.
Yes.
( bird chirps)
Hmm?
Tsk! Oh!
Oh, all right.
Come in if you must.
( chirping )
( mumbling )
Ah!
Oh, num!
BIRD: Mm-mmm!
Oh!
Tsk! Ohh!
( mumbles )
No.
Oh.
That's what you are.
Is that good?
I'll get some more.
( grunts )
There.
Ohh! Pffft!
( humming )
( squawking )
( gasps )
What?
- Ohh! - ( squawking )
( bird squawks )
MR. BEAN: ( groans )
Tsk! Rrr!
Light.
( squawking )
( tires screech )
Come on. Out you go.
Mmm! Mmm! Ohh!
( snickering )
- ( gunshots ) - ( squawking )
( mumbling )
( gasps )
There, now take that!
Blooming pests!
Rrrr! Ugh!
They drive me mad! Ohh!
( bird squawks )
- ( relieved sigh ) - ( wings flapping )
Ohh!
Hmm.
( squawks )
( mumbling )
Watch this.
( screams ) Oof!
Oh, no. Ugh!
Oh. Ptew!
- ( squawks ) - Tsk! ( mumbling )
Oh.
I know.
( grunting )
( thud )
No.
Ready?
( squawks )
Aah!
Yes. Yes.
Now flap, flap like this.
( birds squawking )
( squawking )
Ahh!
( laughs ) Yeah!
Bye-bye.
( sighs )
That's it.
( circus-themed music playing on TV )
( sighs )
Hmm.
( audience laughing )
Oh.
Tsk! Oh!
( mumbles )
( bird squawking )
Yes!
Hello!
( music playing on TV )
( audience laughing )
Uh! Uh! Uh!
( laughing )
Oh.
Hmm.
- ( squawks, beak snaps ) - Ow!
Ah.
( bird squawks )
MR. BEAN: ( sighs )
Uh! Uh! Uh!
( laughing )
( music playing )
( flashlight bulb shatters )
MR. BEAN: Ohh!