1 00:00:27,560 --> 00:00:30,440 ( woman speaking frantically in distance ) 2 00:00:30,520 --> 00:00:31,720 Oh. 3 00:00:31,800 --> 00:00:33,000 Oh, what's that? 4 00:00:33,080 --> 00:00:34,840 - Hurry up! Somebody do something! 5 00:00:34,920 --> 00:00:37,400 - Oh, my baby! 6 00:00:37,480 --> 00:00:39,520 Ohh! Oh, I'm so... 7 00:00:39,600 --> 00:00:41,040 Oh, do hurry! 8 00:00:41,120 --> 00:00:42,440 He's been up there for hours! 9 00:00:42,520 --> 00:00:44,240 He's going to fall! 10 00:00:44,320 --> 00:00:45,920 Oh, don't drop him! 11 00:00:46,000 --> 00:00:47,320 FIREMAN: Come along, Tickles. 12 00:00:47,400 --> 00:00:49,120 WOMAN: My poor little baby. 13 00:00:49,200 --> 00:00:50,280 - Ooh, be careful! 14 00:00:50,360 --> 00:00:51,440 MR. BEAN: Tsk! Oh! 15 00:00:55,080 --> 00:00:57,320 Come along, Tickles. 16 00:01:02,520 --> 00:01:03,600 Shoo! Go on. 17 00:01:03,680 --> 00:01:05,320 WOMAN: 18 00:01:05,400 --> 00:01:07,760 What the? 19 00:01:10,320 --> 00:01:12,280 MR. BEAN: Aah! 20 00:01:13,480 --> 00:01:14,640 Oh. 21 00:01:14,720 --> 00:01:16,160 WOMAN: Bravo! 22 00:01:16,240 --> 00:01:18,240 - Oh. - WOMAN: Bravo! 23 00:01:18,320 --> 00:01:20,360 Bravo! Mwah! 24 00:01:20,440 --> 00:01:23,720 Ah ha ha! 25 00:01:23,800 --> 00:01:25,560 Ta-da! 26 00:01:25,640 --> 00:01:28,720 Ooh! 27 00:01:28,800 --> 00:01:29,840 Thank you. 28 00:01:32,720 --> 00:01:34,160 Oh, there he is! 29 00:01:34,240 --> 00:01:35,840 Oh, oh! 30 00:01:35,920 --> 00:01:38,760 - MR. BEAN: There you go. 31 00:01:40,320 --> 00:01:41,600 Aw. 32 00:01:41,680 --> 00:01:43,840 There you go, love. 33 00:01:43,920 --> 00:01:47,760 Oh. Mwah! Mwah! Mwah! Mwah! Mwah! 34 00:01:49,000 --> 00:01:51,240 - Oh! - Now... 35 00:01:51,320 --> 00:01:52,760 Back in a minute. 36 00:01:52,840 --> 00:01:53,840 Wait there, 37 00:01:53,920 --> 00:01:54,960 you'll see. 38 00:01:55,040 --> 00:01:57,160 - Bye. - Stupid woman. 39 00:02:08,880 --> 00:02:11,440 Tsk! Oh! 40 00:02:11,520 --> 00:02:13,240 WOMAN: Oh, come on. Where is he? 41 00:02:13,320 --> 00:02:14,600 - Oh! 42 00:02:14,680 --> 00:02:16,960 I'm back. Oh. 43 00:02:17,040 --> 00:02:19,000 And what do you want? 44 00:02:19,080 --> 00:02:21,440 I brought the photographer. Yes. 45 00:02:21,520 --> 00:02:24,120 Freddy Blair, press. 46 00:02:24,200 --> 00:02:25,640 Hmm. Hmm. 47 00:02:26,960 --> 00:02:27,880 Ohh! 48 00:02:27,960 --> 00:02:29,680 WOMAN: A photo of me 49 00:02:29,760 --> 00:02:32,160 and you 50 00:02:32,240 --> 00:02:34,160 and kitty. 51 00:02:35,240 --> 00:02:36,520 MR. BEAN: Oh! 52 00:02:36,600 --> 00:02:38,400 Ohh! 53 00:02:38,480 --> 00:02:39,840 Hello. 54 00:02:42,320 --> 00:02:43,320 Get off. 55 00:02:43,400 --> 00:02:46,120 I'll be right back. 56 00:02:46,200 --> 00:02:47,440 WOMAN: Hmm. 57 00:02:53,320 --> 00:02:54,960 Ohh! 58 00:03:08,880 --> 00:03:11,840 Oh, look at me. 59 00:03:13,560 --> 00:03:14,680 Ah. 60 00:03:14,760 --> 00:03:16,000 Oh. 61 00:03:17,840 --> 00:03:19,680 Huh! 62 00:03:19,760 --> 00:03:21,520 Tsk! Oh. 63 00:03:23,440 --> 00:03:24,920 Ah! 64 00:03:25,000 --> 00:03:27,080 Tsk! Oh! 65 00:03:27,160 --> 00:03:28,480 There. 66 00:03:28,560 --> 00:03:30,000 Ohh! 67 00:03:30,080 --> 00:03:32,320 Blblblbl! 68 00:03:36,480 --> 00:03:37,680 Yoo-hoo! 69 00:03:37,760 --> 00:03:39,000 FREDDY: Over here. Come on! 70 00:03:39,080 --> 00:03:40,160 I'll be right back. 71 00:03:40,240 --> 00:03:41,360 Stay there. 72 00:03:41,440 --> 00:03:43,800 - WOMAN: Oh! 73 00:03:43,880 --> 00:03:45,280 Oi! 74 00:03:48,000 --> 00:03:49,520 Ahh! 75 00:03:49,600 --> 00:03:50,760 Huh? 76 00:03:50,840 --> 00:03:52,320 Hmm. 77 00:03:52,400 --> 00:03:55,160 Hmm. Ah. Yes. 78 00:04:01,400 --> 00:04:03,680 Yes. 79 00:04:03,760 --> 00:04:05,560 Oh. Morning. 80 00:04:05,640 --> 00:04:07,560 Morning. 81 00:04:07,640 --> 00:04:10,120 Oh. 82 00:04:11,280 --> 00:04:12,280 BARBER: Now? 83 00:04:12,360 --> 00:04:14,320 MAN: That. 84 00:04:14,400 --> 00:04:15,640 BARBER: Right, uh... 85 00:04:16,960 --> 00:04:19,360 Uh... 86 00:04:19,440 --> 00:04:20,520 Here we are. 87 00:04:20,600 --> 00:04:22,560 Ohh! 88 00:04:27,320 --> 00:04:28,800 Ohh! 89 00:04:28,880 --> 00:04:31,840 Silly old man. 90 00:04:31,920 --> 00:04:33,840 - Coming! 91 00:04:35,560 --> 00:04:36,600 Kitty. 92 00:04:36,680 --> 00:04:38,040 - Ah. Smile! - Hold on, now. 93 00:04:38,120 --> 00:04:39,920 Hold on, now. 94 00:04:40,000 --> 00:04:41,680 Oh. 95 00:04:46,120 --> 00:04:48,360 Tsk! Oh, dear. 96 00:04:48,440 --> 00:04:51,480 Ha, that should do it. 97 00:04:57,640 --> 00:04:59,960 Tsk! Ohh! 98 00:05:00,040 --> 00:05:01,360 Let me see. 99 00:05:01,440 --> 00:05:03,360 Oh. 100 00:05:03,440 --> 00:05:06,000 Aha! 101 00:05:11,960 --> 00:05:13,400 Ah! 102 00:05:13,480 --> 00:05:16,440 Tsk! Oh, dear. 103 00:05:23,480 --> 00:05:24,680 Ah! 104 00:05:29,200 --> 00:05:30,720 Ahh! 105 00:05:34,160 --> 00:05:36,680 Ah, yes! 106 00:05:39,040 --> 00:05:40,840 Ahh! 107 00:05:40,920 --> 00:05:42,320 Oh. 108 00:05:42,400 --> 00:05:43,400 Now for... 109 00:05:43,480 --> 00:05:45,240 Ohh! 110 00:05:45,320 --> 00:05:46,680 Tsk! Oh. 111 00:05:46,760 --> 00:05:48,840 Ah! 112 00:05:48,920 --> 00:05:50,080 Huh! 113 00:05:56,000 --> 00:05:58,920 Ohh! 114 00:05:59,000 --> 00:06:00,320 Ah. 115 00:06:02,800 --> 00:06:05,200 Um... 116 00:06:06,640 --> 00:06:08,840 Mmm...oh! 117 00:06:08,920 --> 00:06:11,720 Oh! Ahh! 118 00:06:14,400 --> 00:06:15,400 There. 119 00:06:15,480 --> 00:06:17,880 And there. 120 00:06:19,000 --> 00:06:21,640 Hmm. Hmm. 121 00:06:21,720 --> 00:06:23,040 Oh. 122 00:06:26,480 --> 00:06:27,720 Hmm. 123 00:06:31,480 --> 00:06:33,360 Ohh! 124 00:06:33,440 --> 00:06:35,200 Hmm. 125 00:06:40,640 --> 00:06:41,800 Nope. 126 00:06:45,920 --> 00:06:47,600 Hmm, nice. 127 00:06:53,560 --> 00:06:56,880 MAN: No, my paper! 128 00:07:05,920 --> 00:07:08,000 - Ahh! 129 00:07:11,080 --> 00:07:12,960 MRS. WICKET: Eh? 130 00:07:13,040 --> 00:07:15,400 Oh. Aah! 131 00:07:15,480 --> 00:07:16,440 Oh, morning. 132 00:07:26,880 --> 00:07:27,920 Reow. 133 00:07:29,680 --> 00:07:32,400 Oh. Well, what's wrong with...? 134 00:07:32,480 --> 00:07:33,840 Oh. 135 00:07:36,600 --> 00:07:39,520 Come on. Come on. 136 00:07:39,600 --> 00:07:41,080 MR. BEAN: Uh, yes? 137 00:07:41,160 --> 00:07:42,520 Are we up? I haven't got all day, you know! 138 00:07:42,600 --> 00:07:44,280 I'm a busy man! 139 00:07:44,360 --> 00:07:45,720 Keeping me waiting! I can't believe it! 140 00:07:45,800 --> 00:07:47,120 Oh, well, 141 00:07:47,200 --> 00:07:48,400 Oh, what's he think he's doing, eh? 142 00:07:48,480 --> 00:07:50,440 WOMAN: Oh! Ooh! 143 00:07:50,520 --> 00:07:53,480 Huh? Oh, no! I look terrible! 144 00:07:53,560 --> 00:07:55,760 FREDDY: Where is he now? 145 00:07:55,840 --> 00:07:58,680 I could have been a war photographer! 146 00:07:58,760 --> 00:08:00,320 I could have been a glamour photographer! 147 00:08:00,400 --> 00:08:02,000 I did three three primary schools 148 00:08:02,080 --> 00:08:03,480 in one day! 149 00:08:03,560 --> 00:08:05,160 That's the kind of a professional I am! 150 00:08:06,320 --> 00:08:07,920 What? 151 00:08:08,000 --> 00:08:10,360 FREDDIE: There's just one cat keeping me waiting. 152 00:08:10,440 --> 00:08:12,200 I can't believe it. 153 00:08:12,280 --> 00:08:14,200 Oh. Me rug. 154 00:08:14,280 --> 00:08:15,640 Me syrup. 155 00:08:15,720 --> 00:08:17,080 Yes, yes. 156 00:08:17,160 --> 00:08:18,920 Now, let me see. 157 00:08:20,200 --> 00:08:22,840 Oh, me rug. Oh! 158 00:08:24,000 --> 00:08:27,040 Kitty. Oh, feeling better. 159 00:08:27,120 --> 00:08:29,640 Oh, here? Oh, me toupee. 160 00:08:29,720 --> 00:08:31,400 Oh! 161 00:08:35,160 --> 00:08:37,040 FREDDIE: It's around here somewhere. 162 00:08:43,800 --> 00:08:46,480 Oh. 163 00:08:47,680 --> 00:08:49,440 WOMAN: No, it's not here. 164 00:08:49,520 --> 00:08:51,880 Oh, here. 165 00:08:53,560 --> 00:08:55,440 Oh. 166 00:08:55,520 --> 00:08:57,040 Let's see. 167 00:08:57,120 --> 00:08:58,840 That's it. 168 00:09:08,160 --> 00:09:10,120 Oh, where is it? 169 00:09:10,200 --> 00:09:11,280 Hello. 170 00:09:12,440 --> 00:09:13,840 FREDDIE: Oh. 171 00:09:13,920 --> 00:09:16,800 - Somewhere... 172 00:09:16,880 --> 00:09:17,920 Yeah. 173 00:09:18,000 --> 00:09:19,600 Oh, at last. 174 00:09:21,480 --> 00:09:23,800 MR. BEAN: Well, here I am. 175 00:09:23,880 --> 00:09:26,160 Oh, little kitty. 176 00:09:30,600 --> 00:09:31,680 You take him. 177 00:09:31,760 --> 00:09:32,840 Ah! Ah! 178 00:09:36,680 --> 00:09:38,800 - Move closer. - MR. BEAN: Mm-hmm. 179 00:09:38,880 --> 00:09:41,720 - Closer. - MR. BEAN: Okay. 180 00:09:41,800 --> 00:09:43,440 Nah. 181 00:09:45,640 --> 00:09:47,640 - Move right. - Right. 182 00:09:47,720 --> 00:09:48,960 FREDDY: All right. Wait a minute. 183 00:09:49,040 --> 00:09:50,840 - WOMAN: Cheese! - FREDDY: Steady there. 184 00:09:50,920 --> 00:09:52,320 - Hold it, hold it. 185 00:09:52,400 --> 00:09:54,280 All right, all right. 186 00:09:58,680 --> 00:10:00,440 Ah. Oh, right. 187 00:10:10,080 --> 00:10:12,160 Oh. Right. 188 00:10:12,240 --> 00:10:14,160 Let's see what's in the old... 189 00:10:14,240 --> 00:10:16,160 tabloids. 190 00:10:16,240 --> 00:10:19,640 Oh, I like that. 191 00:10:19,720 --> 00:10:21,160 There. 192 00:10:24,880 --> 00:10:26,600 Uh, 193 00:10:26,680 --> 00:10:27,720 cool. 194 00:10:27,800 --> 00:10:29,160 BARBER: Come in. 195 00:10:32,320 --> 00:10:33,600 - BARBER: Come in! 196 00:10:33,680 --> 00:10:35,560 Oh. 197 00:10:39,200 --> 00:10:40,440 MAN IN GREEN: All right? 198 00:10:41,800 --> 00:10:44,480 Cool. Ehhh. 199 00:11:01,120 --> 00:11:03,080 MR. BEAN: Ohh!