( woman speaking frantically in distance )
Oh.
Oh, what's that?
- Hurry up! Somebody do something!
- Oh, my baby!
Ohh! Oh, I'm so...
Oh, do hurry!
He's been up there for hours!
He's going to fall!
Oh, don't drop him!
FIREMAN: Come along, Tickles.
WOMAN: My poor little baby.
- Ooh, be careful!
MR. BEAN: Tsk! Oh!
Come along, Tickles.
Shoo! Go on.
WOMAN:
What the?
MR. BEAN: Aah!
Oh.
WOMAN: Bravo!
- Oh. - WOMAN: Bravo!
Bravo! Mwah!
Ah ha ha!
Ta-da!
Ooh!
Thank you.
Oh, there he is!
Oh, oh!
- MR. BEAN: There you go.
Aw.
There you go, love.
Oh. Mwah! Mwah! Mwah! Mwah! Mwah!
- Oh! - Now...
Back in a minute.
Wait there,
you'll see.
- Bye. - Stupid woman.
Tsk! Oh!
WOMAN: Oh, come on. Where is he?
- Oh!
I'm back. Oh.
And what do you want?
I brought the photographer. Yes.
Freddy Blair, press.
Hmm. Hmm.
Ohh!
WOMAN: A photo of me
and you
and kitty.
MR. BEAN: Oh!
Ohh!
Hello.
Get off.
I'll be right back.
WOMAN: Hmm.
Ohh!
Oh, look at me.
Ah.
Oh.
Huh!
Tsk! Oh.
Ah!
Tsk! Oh!
There.
Ohh!
Blblblbl!
Yoo-hoo!
FREDDY: Over here. Come on!
I'll be right back.
Stay there.
- WOMAN: Oh!
Oi!
Ahh!
Huh?
Hmm.
Hmm. Ah. Yes.
Yes.
Oh. Morning.
Morning.
Oh.
BARBER: Now?
MAN: That.
BARBER: Right, uh...
Uh...
Here we are.
Ohh!
Silly old man.
- Coming!
Kitty.
- Ah. Smile! - Hold on, now.
Hold on, now.
Oh.
Tsk! Oh, dear.
Ha, that should do it.
Tsk! Ohh!
Let me see.
Oh.
Aha!
Ah!
Tsk! Oh, dear.
Ah!
Ahh!
Ah, yes!
Ahh!
Oh.
Now for...
Ohh!
Tsk! Oh.
Ah!
Huh!
Ohh!
Ah.
Um...
Mmm...oh!
Oh! Ahh!
There.
And there.
Hmm. Hmm.
Oh.
Hmm.
Ohh!
Hmm.
Nope.
Hmm, nice.
MAN: No, my paper!
- Ahh!
MRS. WICKET: Eh?
Oh. Aah!
Oh, morning.
Reow.
Oh. Well, what's wrong with...?
Oh.
Come on. Come on.
MR. BEAN: Uh, yes?
Are we up? I haven't got all day, you know!
I'm a busy man!
Keeping me waiting! I can't believe it!
Oh, well,
Oh, what's he think he's doing, eh?
WOMAN: Oh! Ooh!
Huh? Oh, no! I look terrible!
FREDDY: Where is he now?
I could have been a war photographer!
I could have been a glamour photographer!
I did three three primary schools
in one day!
That's the kind of a professional I am!
What?
FREDDIE: There's just one cat keeping me waiting.
I can't believe it.
Oh. Me rug.
Me syrup.
Yes, yes.
Now, let me see.
Oh, me rug. Oh!
Kitty. Oh, feeling better.
Oh, here? Oh, me toupee.
Oh!
FREDDIE: It's around here somewhere.
Oh.
WOMAN: No, it's not here.
Oh, here.
Oh.
Let's see.
That's it.
Oh, where is it?
Hello.
FREDDIE: Oh.
- Somewhere...
Yeah.
Oh, at last.
MR. BEAN: Well, here I am.
Oh, little kitty.
You take him.
Ah! Ah!
- Move closer. - MR. BEAN: Mm-hmm.
- Closer. - MR. BEAN: Okay.
Nah.
- Move right. - Right.
FREDDY: All right. Wait a minute.
- WOMAN: Cheese! - FREDDY: Steady there.
- Hold it, hold it.
All right, all right.
Ah. Oh, right.
Oh. Right.
Let's see what's in the old...
tabloids.
Oh, I like that.
There.
Uh,
cool.
BARBER: Come in.
- BARBER: Come in!
Oh.
MAN IN GREEN: All right?
Cool. Ehhh.
MR. BEAN: Ohh!