1 00:00:01,640 --> 00:00:04,040 ( music playing ) 2 00:00:12,480 --> 00:00:13,680 ( flashlight bulb shatters ) 3 00:00:13,760 --> 00:00:15,040 ( door slams ) 4 00:00:16,400 --> 00:00:18,240 ( wind blowing ) 5 00:00:26,120 --> 00:00:27,480 ( snoring ) 6 00:00:27,560 --> 00:00:30,440 ( woman speaking frantically in distance ) 7 00:00:30,520 --> 00:00:31,720 Oh. 8 00:00:31,800 --> 00:00:33,000 Oh, what's that? 9 00:00:33,080 --> 00:00:34,840 - Hurry up! Somebody do something! 10 00:00:34,920 --> 00:00:37,400 - ( siren ) - Oh, my baby! 11 00:00:37,480 --> 00:00:39,520 Ohh! Oh, I'm so... 12 00:00:39,600 --> 00:00:41,040 Oh, do hurry! 13 00:00:41,120 --> 00:00:42,440 He's been up there for hours! 14 00:00:42,520 --> 00:00:44,240 He's going to fall! 15 00:00:44,320 --> 00:00:45,920 Oh, don't drop him! 16 00:00:46,000 --> 00:00:47,320 FIREMAN: Come along, Tickles. 17 00:00:47,400 --> 00:00:49,120 WOMAN: My poor little baby. 18 00:00:49,200 --> 00:00:50,280 - Ooh, be careful! - ( mews ) 19 00:00:50,360 --> 00:00:51,440 MR. BEAN: Tsk! Oh! 20 00:00:51,520 --> 00:00:55,000 ( mumbling ) 21 00:00:55,080 --> 00:00:57,320 Come along, Tickles. 22 00:00:57,400 --> 00:00:59,120 - ( grunting ) - ( mews ) 23 00:00:59,200 --> 00:01:01,360 ( branch creaking ) 24 00:01:01,440 --> 00:01:02,440 ( kitten meows ) 25 00:01:02,520 --> 00:01:03,600 Shoo! Go on. 26 00:01:03,680 --> 00:01:05,320 WOMAN: ( screaming ) 27 00:01:05,400 --> 00:01:07,760 What the? 28 00:01:07,840 --> 00:01:10,240 ( woman gasping ) 29 00:01:10,320 --> 00:01:12,280 MR. BEAN: Aah! 30 00:01:12,360 --> 00:01:13,400 ( kitten meows ) 31 00:01:13,480 --> 00:01:14,640 Oh. 32 00:01:14,720 --> 00:01:16,160 WOMAN: ( clapping ) Bravo! 33 00:01:16,240 --> 00:01:18,240 - Oh. - WOMAN: Bravo! 34 00:01:18,320 --> 00:01:20,360 Bravo! Mwah! 35 00:01:20,440 --> 00:01:23,720 Ah ha ha! 36 00:01:23,800 --> 00:01:25,560 Ta-da! 37 00:01:25,640 --> 00:01:28,720 ( kiss ) Ooh! 38 00:01:28,800 --> 00:01:29,840 Thank you. 39 00:01:31,120 --> 00:01:32,640 ( grumbling ) 40 00:01:32,720 --> 00:01:34,160 Oh, there he is! 41 00:01:34,240 --> 00:01:35,840 Oh, oh! 42 00:01:35,920 --> 00:01:38,760 - How can I ever thank you? - MR. BEAN: There you go. 43 00:01:38,840 --> 00:01:40,240 ( kissing ) 44 00:01:40,320 --> 00:01:41,600 Aw. 45 00:01:41,680 --> 00:01:43,840 There you go, love. 46 00:01:43,920 --> 00:01:47,760 Oh. Mwah! Mwah! Mwah! Mwah! Mwah! 47 00:01:49,000 --> 00:01:51,240 - Oh! - Now... 48 00:01:51,320 --> 00:01:52,760 Back in a minute. 49 00:01:52,840 --> 00:01:53,840 Wait there, 50 00:01:53,920 --> 00:01:54,960 you'll see. 51 00:01:55,040 --> 00:01:57,160 - Bye. - Stupid woman. 52 00:01:57,240 --> 00:01:58,320 ( door closes ) 53 00:01:59,760 --> 00:02:02,280 ( sighs ) 54 00:02:08,880 --> 00:02:11,440 - ( doorbells rings ) - Huh? Tsk! Oh! 55 00:02:11,520 --> 00:02:13,240 WOMAN: Oh, come on. Where is he? 56 00:02:13,320 --> 00:02:14,600 - Oh! - Yes? 57 00:02:14,680 --> 00:02:16,960 I'm back. Oh. 58 00:02:17,040 --> 00:02:19,000 And what do you want? 59 00:02:19,080 --> 00:02:21,440 I brought the photographer. Yes. 60 00:02:21,520 --> 00:02:24,120 Freddy Blair, press. 61 00:02:24,200 --> 00:02:25,640 Hmm. Hmm. 62 00:02:25,720 --> 00:02:26,880 ( gasps ) 63 00:02:26,960 --> 00:02:27,880 Ohh! 64 00:02:27,960 --> 00:02:29,680 WOMAN: A photo of me 65 00:02:29,760 --> 00:02:32,160 and you 66 00:02:32,240 --> 00:02:34,160 and kitty. 67 00:02:34,240 --> 00:02:35,160 ( mews ) 68 00:02:35,240 --> 00:02:36,520 MR. BEAN: Oh! 69 00:02:36,600 --> 00:02:38,400 Ohh! 70 00:02:38,480 --> 00:02:39,840 Hello. 71 00:02:39,920 --> 00:02:42,240 ( licking fingers ) 72 00:02:42,320 --> 00:02:43,320 Get off. 73 00:02:43,400 --> 00:02:46,120 I'll be right back. 74 00:02:46,200 --> 00:02:47,440 WOMAN: Hmm. 75 00:02:47,520 --> 00:02:50,400 ( sighs ) 76 00:02:50,480 --> 00:02:53,240 ( triumphant music playing ) 77 00:02:53,320 --> 00:02:54,960 Ohh! 78 00:02:55,040 --> 00:02:58,040 ( chuckling ) 79 00:03:08,880 --> 00:03:11,840 Oh, look at me. 80 00:03:11,920 --> 00:03:13,480 ( chuckling ) 81 00:03:13,560 --> 00:03:14,680 Ah. 82 00:03:14,760 --> 00:03:16,000 Oh. 83 00:03:17,840 --> 00:03:19,680 Huh! 84 00:03:19,760 --> 00:03:21,520 Tsk! Oh. 85 00:03:23,440 --> 00:03:24,920 Ah! 86 00:03:25,000 --> 00:03:27,080 Tsk! Oh! 87 00:03:27,160 --> 00:03:28,480 There. 88 00:03:28,560 --> 00:03:30,000 Ohh! 89 00:03:30,080 --> 00:03:32,320 Blblblbl! 90 00:03:36,480 --> 00:03:37,680 Yoo-hoo! 91 00:03:37,760 --> 00:03:39,000 FREDDY: Over here. Come on! 92 00:03:39,080 --> 00:03:40,160 I'll be right back. 93 00:03:40,240 --> 00:03:41,360 Stay there. 94 00:03:41,440 --> 00:03:43,800 - FREDDY: Huh? - WOMAN: Oh! 95 00:03:43,880 --> 00:03:45,280 Oi! 96 00:03:48,000 --> 00:03:49,520 Ahh! 97 00:03:49,600 --> 00:03:50,760 Huh? 98 00:03:50,840 --> 00:03:52,320 Hmm. 99 00:03:52,400 --> 00:03:55,160 Hmm. Ah. Yes. 100 00:03:55,240 --> 00:03:57,280 ( muttering ) 101 00:04:01,400 --> 00:04:03,680 Yes. 102 00:04:03,760 --> 00:04:05,560 Oh. Morning. 103 00:04:05,640 --> 00:04:07,560 Morning. 104 00:04:07,640 --> 00:04:10,120 Oh. 105 00:04:11,280 --> 00:04:12,280 BARBER: Now? 106 00:04:12,360 --> 00:04:14,320 MAN: That. 107 00:04:14,400 --> 00:04:15,640 BARBER: Right, uh... 108 00:04:16,960 --> 00:04:19,360 Uh... 109 00:04:19,440 --> 00:04:20,520 Here we are. 110 00:04:20,600 --> 00:04:22,560 Ohh! 111 00:04:22,640 --> 00:04:24,080 ( blowing ) 112 00:04:27,320 --> 00:04:28,800 Ohh! 113 00:04:28,880 --> 00:04:31,840 Silly old man. 114 00:04:31,920 --> 00:04:33,840 - ( doorbell jingles ) - Coming! 115 00:04:33,920 --> 00:04:35,480 ( kissing ) 116 00:04:35,560 --> 00:04:36,600 Kitty. 117 00:04:36,680 --> 00:04:38,040 - Ah. Smile! - Hold on, now. 118 00:04:38,120 --> 00:04:39,920 Hold on, now. 119 00:04:40,000 --> 00:04:41,680 Oh. 120 00:04:41,760 --> 00:04:44,280 ( muttering ) 121 00:04:46,120 --> 00:04:48,360 Tsk! Oh, dear. 122 00:04:48,440 --> 00:04:51,480 Ha, that should do it. 123 00:04:51,560 --> 00:04:53,080 ( sighs ) 124 00:04:53,160 --> 00:04:55,960 ( hissing ) 125 00:04:57,640 --> 00:04:59,960 Tsk! Ohh! 126 00:05:00,040 --> 00:05:01,360 Let me see. 127 00:05:01,440 --> 00:05:03,360 Oh. 128 00:05:03,440 --> 00:05:06,000 Aha! 129 00:05:06,080 --> 00:05:10,200 ( grunting ) 130 00:05:11,960 --> 00:05:13,400 Ah! 131 00:05:13,480 --> 00:05:16,440 Tsk! Oh, dear. 132 00:05:19,440 --> 00:05:21,080 ( book pages turning ) 133 00:05:23,480 --> 00:05:24,680 Ah! 134 00:05:29,200 --> 00:05:30,720 Ahh! 135 00:05:30,800 --> 00:05:34,080 ( muttering ) 136 00:05:34,160 --> 00:05:36,680 Ah, yes! 137 00:05:39,040 --> 00:05:40,840 Ahh! 138 00:05:40,920 --> 00:05:42,320 Oh. 139 00:05:42,400 --> 00:05:43,400 Now for... 140 00:05:43,480 --> 00:05:45,240 Ohh! 141 00:05:45,320 --> 00:05:46,680 Tsk! Oh. 142 00:05:46,760 --> 00:05:48,840 Ah! 143 00:05:48,920 --> 00:05:50,080 Huh! 144 00:05:50,160 --> 00:05:51,960 ( chuckles ) 145 00:05:52,040 --> 00:05:53,840 ( muttering ) 146 00:05:56,000 --> 00:05:58,920 Ohh! 147 00:05:59,000 --> 00:06:00,320 Ah. 148 00:06:01,640 --> 00:06:02,720 ( snipping ) 149 00:06:02,800 --> 00:06:05,200 Um... 150 00:06:06,640 --> 00:06:08,840 Mmm...oh! 151 00:06:08,920 --> 00:06:11,720 Oh! Ahh! 152 00:06:14,400 --> 00:06:15,400 There. 153 00:06:15,480 --> 00:06:17,880 And there. 154 00:06:19,000 --> 00:06:21,640 Hmm. Hmm. 155 00:06:21,720 --> 00:06:23,040 Oh. 156 00:06:23,120 --> 00:06:25,120 ( muttering ) 157 00:06:26,480 --> 00:06:27,720 Hmm. 158 00:06:31,480 --> 00:06:33,360 Ohh! 159 00:06:33,440 --> 00:06:35,200 Hmm. 160 00:06:40,640 --> 00:06:41,800 Nope. 161 00:06:41,880 --> 00:06:43,880 ( scissor snipping ) 162 00:06:45,920 --> 00:06:47,600 Hmm, nice. 163 00:06:50,160 --> 00:06:52,160 ( snickering ) 164 00:06:53,560 --> 00:06:56,880 MAN: No, my paper! 165 00:07:00,200 --> 00:07:02,200 ( doorbell chiming ) 166 00:07:03,240 --> 00:07:04,600 ( chimes ) 167 00:07:05,920 --> 00:07:08,000 - Ahh! - ( doorbell chiming ) 168 00:07:08,080 --> 00:07:11,000 ( humming ) 169 00:07:11,080 --> 00:07:12,960 MRS. WICKET: Eh? 170 00:07:13,040 --> 00:07:15,400 Oh. Aah! 171 00:07:15,480 --> 00:07:16,440 Oh, morning. 172 00:07:16,520 --> 00:07:19,560 ( laughing ) 173 00:07:26,880 --> 00:07:27,920 Reow. 174 00:07:29,680 --> 00:07:32,400 Oh. Well, what's wrong with...? 175 00:07:32,480 --> 00:07:33,840 Oh. 176 00:07:33,920 --> 00:07:35,000 ( screams ) 177 00:07:35,080 --> 00:07:36,520 ( doorbell chiming ) 178 00:07:36,600 --> 00:07:39,520 Come on. Come on. 179 00:07:39,600 --> 00:07:41,080 MR. BEAN: Uh, yes? 180 00:07:41,160 --> 00:07:42,520 Are we up? I haven't got all day, you know! 181 00:07:42,600 --> 00:07:44,280 I'm a busy man! 182 00:07:44,360 --> 00:07:45,720 Keeping me waiting! I can't believe it! 183 00:07:45,800 --> 00:07:47,120 Oh, well, ( inaudible ) 184 00:07:47,200 --> 00:07:48,400 Oh, what's he think he's doing, eh? 185 00:07:48,480 --> 00:07:50,440 WOMAN: Oh! Ooh! 186 00:07:50,520 --> 00:07:53,480 Huh? Oh, no! I look terrible! 187 00:07:53,560 --> 00:07:55,760 FREDDY: Where is he now? 188 00:07:55,840 --> 00:07:58,680 I could have been a war photographer! 189 00:07:58,760 --> 00:08:00,320 I could have been a glamour photographer! 190 00:08:00,400 --> 00:08:02,000 I did three three primary schools 191 00:08:02,080 --> 00:08:03,480 in one day! 192 00:08:03,560 --> 00:08:05,160 That's the kind of a professional I am! 193 00:08:05,240 --> 00:08:06,240 ( wind whistling ) 194 00:08:06,320 --> 00:08:07,920 ( gasps ) What? 195 00:08:08,000 --> 00:08:10,360 FREDDIE: There's just one cat keeping me waiting. 196 00:08:10,440 --> 00:08:12,200 I can't believe it. 197 00:08:12,280 --> 00:08:14,200 Oh. Me rug. 198 00:08:14,280 --> 00:08:15,640 Me syrup. 199 00:08:15,720 --> 00:08:17,080 Yes, yes. 200 00:08:17,160 --> 00:08:18,920 Now, let me see. 201 00:08:20,200 --> 00:08:22,840 Oh, me rug. Oh! 202 00:08:24,000 --> 00:08:27,040 Kitty. Oh, feeling better. 203 00:08:27,120 --> 00:08:29,640 Oh, here? Oh, me toupee. 204 00:08:29,720 --> 00:08:31,400 Oh! 205 00:08:33,360 --> 00:08:35,080 - ( fishing reel clicking ) - ( Mr. Bean chuckles ) 206 00:08:35,160 --> 00:08:37,040 FREDDIE: It's around here somewhere. 207 00:08:37,120 --> 00:08:39,760 ( Mr. Bean chuckles ) 208 00:08:43,800 --> 00:08:46,480 Oh. 209 00:08:47,680 --> 00:08:49,440 WOMAN: No, it's not here. 210 00:08:49,520 --> 00:08:51,880 Oh, here. 211 00:08:53,560 --> 00:08:55,440 Oh. 212 00:08:55,520 --> 00:08:57,040 Let's see. 213 00:08:57,120 --> 00:08:58,840 That's it. 214 00:09:08,160 --> 00:09:10,120 Oh, where is it? 215 00:09:10,200 --> 00:09:11,280 Hello. 216 00:09:11,360 --> 00:09:12,360 ( humming ) 217 00:09:12,440 --> 00:09:13,840 FREDDIE: Oh. 218 00:09:13,920 --> 00:09:16,800 - Somewhere... - Are you ready? 219 00:09:16,880 --> 00:09:17,920 Yeah. 220 00:09:18,000 --> 00:09:19,600 Oh, at last. 221 00:09:19,680 --> 00:09:21,400 ( chuckling ) 222 00:09:21,480 --> 00:09:23,800 MR. BEAN: Well, here I am. 223 00:09:23,880 --> 00:09:26,160 Oh, little kitty. 224 00:09:26,240 --> 00:09:28,240 ( muttering ) 225 00:09:30,600 --> 00:09:31,680 You take him. 226 00:09:31,760 --> 00:09:32,840 Ah! Ah! 227 00:09:32,920 --> 00:09:36,600 ( mewing ) 228 00:09:36,680 --> 00:09:38,800 - Move closer. - MR. BEAN: Mm-hmm. 229 00:09:38,880 --> 00:09:41,720 - Closer. - MR. BEAN: Okay. 230 00:09:41,800 --> 00:09:43,440 Nah. 231 00:09:45,640 --> 00:09:47,640 - Move right. - Right. 232 00:09:47,720 --> 00:09:48,960 FREDDY: All right. Wait a minute. 233 00:09:49,040 --> 00:09:50,840 - WOMAN: Cheese! - FREDDY: Steady there. 234 00:09:50,920 --> 00:09:52,320 - ( cat mews ) - Hold it, hold it. 235 00:09:52,400 --> 00:09:54,280 All right, all right. 236 00:09:54,360 --> 00:09:56,360 ( man whistling ) 237 00:09:58,680 --> 00:10:00,440 Ah. Oh, right. 238 00:10:01,720 --> 00:10:04,000 ( laughing ) 239 00:10:10,080 --> 00:10:12,160 Oh. Right. 240 00:10:12,240 --> 00:10:14,160 Let's see what's in the old... 241 00:10:14,240 --> 00:10:16,160 tabloids. 242 00:10:16,240 --> 00:10:19,640 Oh, I like that. 243 00:10:19,720 --> 00:10:21,160 There. 244 00:10:24,880 --> 00:10:26,600 Uh, 245 00:10:26,680 --> 00:10:27,720 cool. 246 00:10:27,800 --> 00:10:29,160 BARBER: Come in. 247 00:10:29,240 --> 00:10:32,240 ( music playing ) 248 00:10:32,320 --> 00:10:33,600 - ( doorbell jingles ) - BARBER: Come in! 249 00:10:33,680 --> 00:10:35,560 Oh. 250 00:10:39,200 --> 00:10:40,440 MAN IN GREEN: All right? 251 00:10:41,800 --> 00:10:44,480 Cool. Ehhh. 252 00:10:46,360 --> 00:10:49,360 ( music playing ) 253 00:11:00,000 --> 00:11:01,040 ( flashlight bulb shatters ) 254 00:11:01,120 --> 00:11:03,080 MR. BEAN: Ohh!