( music playing )
( flashlight bulb shatters )
( door slams )
( wind blowing )
( snoring )
( woman speaking frantically in distance )
Oh.
Oh, what's that?
- Hurry up! Somebody do something!
- ( siren ) - Oh, my baby!
Ohh! Oh, I'm so...
Oh, do hurry!
He's been up there for hours!
He's going to fall!
Oh, don't drop him!
FIREMAN: Come along, Tickles.
WOMAN: My poor little baby.
- Ooh, be careful! - ( mews )
MR. BEAN: Tsk! Oh!
( mumbling )
Come along, Tickles.
- ( grunting ) - ( mews )
( branch creaking )
( kitten meows )
Shoo! Go on.
WOMAN: ( screaming )
What the?
( woman gasping )
MR. BEAN: Aah!
( kitten meows )
Oh.
WOMAN: ( clapping ) Bravo!
- Oh. - WOMAN: Bravo!
Bravo! Mwah!
Ah ha ha!
Ta-da!
( kiss ) Ooh!
Thank you.
( grumbling )
Oh, there he is!
Oh, oh!
- How can I ever thank you? - MR. BEAN: There you go.
( kissing )
Aw.
There you go, love.
Oh. Mwah! Mwah! Mwah! Mwah! Mwah!
- Oh! - Now...
Back in a minute.
Wait there,
you'll see.
- Bye. - Stupid woman.
( door closes )
( sighs )
- ( doorbells rings ) - Huh? Tsk! Oh!
WOMAN: Oh, come on. Where is he?
- Oh! - Yes?
I'm back. Oh.
And what do you want?
I brought the photographer. Yes.
Freddy Blair, press.
Hmm. Hmm.
( gasps )
Ohh!
WOMAN: A photo of me
and you
and kitty.
( mews )
MR. BEAN: Oh!
Ohh!
Hello.
( licking fingers )
Get off.
I'll be right back.
WOMAN: Hmm.
( sighs )
( triumphant music playing )
Ohh!
( chuckling )
Oh, look at me.
( chuckling )
Ah.
Oh.
Huh!
Tsk! Oh.
Ah!
Tsk! Oh!
There.
Ohh!
Blblblbl!
Yoo-hoo!
FREDDY: Over here. Come on!
I'll be right back.
Stay there.
- FREDDY: Huh? - WOMAN: Oh!
Oi!
Ahh!
Huh?
Hmm.
Hmm. Ah. Yes.
( muttering )
Yes.
Oh. Morning.
Morning.
Oh.
BARBER: Now?
MAN: That.
BARBER: Right, uh...
Uh...
Here we are.
Ohh!
( blowing )
Ohh!
Silly old man.
- ( doorbell jingles ) - Coming!
( kissing )
Kitty.
- Ah. Smile! - Hold on, now.
Hold on, now.
Oh.
( muttering )
Tsk! Oh, dear.
Ha, that should do it.
( sighs )
( hissing )
Tsk! Ohh!
Let me see.
Oh.
Aha!
( grunting )
Ah!
Tsk! Oh, dear.
( book pages turning )
Ah!
Ahh!
( muttering )
Ah, yes!
Ahh!
Oh.
Now for...
Ohh!
Tsk! Oh.
Ah!
Huh!
( chuckles )
( muttering )
Ohh!
Ah.
( snipping )
Um...
Mmm...oh!
Oh! Ahh!
There.
And there.
Hmm. Hmm.
Oh.
( muttering )
Hmm.
Ohh!
Hmm.
Nope.
( scissor snipping )
Hmm, nice.
( snickering )
MAN: No, my paper!
( doorbell chiming )
( chimes )
- Ahh! - ( doorbell chiming )
( humming )
MRS. WICKET: Eh?
Oh. Aah!
Oh, morning.
( laughing )
Reow.
Oh. Well, what's wrong with...?
Oh.
( screams )
( doorbell chiming )
Come on. Come on.
MR. BEAN: Uh, yes?
Are we up? I haven't got all day, you know!
I'm a busy man!
Keeping me waiting! I can't believe it!
Oh, well, ( inaudible )
Oh, what's he think he's doing, eh?
WOMAN: Oh! Ooh!
Huh? Oh, no! I look terrible!
FREDDY: Where is he now?
I could have been a war photographer!
I could have been a glamour photographer!
I did three three primary schools
in one day!
That's the kind of a professional I am!
( wind whistling )
( gasps ) What?
FREDDIE: There's just one cat keeping me waiting.
I can't believe it.
Oh. Me rug.
Me syrup.
Yes, yes.
Now, let me see.
Oh, me rug. Oh!
Kitty. Oh, feeling better.
Oh, here? Oh, me toupee.
Oh!
- ( fishing reel clicking ) - ( Mr. Bean chuckles )
FREDDIE: It's around here somewhere.
( Mr. Bean chuckles )
Oh.
WOMAN: No, it's not here.
Oh, here.
Oh.
Let's see.
That's it.
Oh, where is it?
Hello.
( humming )
FREDDIE: Oh.
- Somewhere... - Are you ready?
Yeah.
Oh, at last.
( chuckling )
MR. BEAN: Well, here I am.
Oh, little kitty.
( muttering )
You take him.
Ah! Ah!
( mewing )
- Move closer. - MR. BEAN: Mm-hmm.
- Closer. - MR. BEAN: Okay.
Nah.
- Move right. - Right.
FREDDY: All right. Wait a minute.
- WOMAN: Cheese! - FREDDY: Steady there.
- ( cat mews ) - Hold it, hold it.
All right, all right.
( man whistling )
Ah. Oh, right.
( laughing )
Oh. Right.
Let's see what's in the old...
tabloids.
Oh, I like that.
There.
Uh,
cool.
BARBER: Come in.
( music playing )
- ( doorbell jingles ) - BARBER: Come in!
Oh.
MAN IN GREEN: All right?
Cool. Ehhh.
( music playing )
( flashlight bulb shatters )
MR. BEAN: Ohh!