Ah.
( circus-themed music playing on TV )
MR. BEAN:
Watch this.
Tsk! Oh!
- Tsk! Oh!
What the--
Oh, eh?
- Hmm!
Oh.
Huh?
Unh! Unh! Unh!
What the--
Right.
Rrrr.
Unh!
- Unh!
- Huh.
- Ha!
Doh!
Ohh!
Right.
Here.
MR. BEAN: Ohh!
Huh? Tsk! Oh!
- Right.
( hammer pounding, baby crying )
Ahh!
- BOY: Yeah!
- BOY: Oh!
MR. BEAN: Oh, dear!
BOY: There! Oh!
Hey!
Shh!
Huh? Nnn!
Oh!
- Pfft! - BOY: Yeah!
- Yeah!
MR. BEAN: Tsk! Ohh!
BOY: Ohh!
- A...ha!
Mister!
Uh, the ball, please!
- Hey!
BOY: Hey, uh...
Hello!
Here! There! It's mine!
Hello.
Mmm.
Tsk! Aww!
- Right.
- Come on!
Ohh!
Ahh!
Hmm.
- Ohh!
Here, Teddy. Teddy, look.
Teddy?
Ah! Oh!
No, no, no, no, no! You'll rip it.
Oh, no. Oh, no.
My Teddy!
What?!
Ah. May I have my Teddy back, please?
BOY: No!
There!
Now, wait.
- Oh!
Ohh!
MAN: Heel, boy! Heel!
Huh!
MAN: Will you please stop! Stop!
Ahh! Yes! Yes! Yes!
Aha!
And that.
And this.
And that.
MR. BEAN: Woof woof woof woof woof woof.
- Woof woof woof woof woof.
Mmm-wah!
Whoo! Ruff!
Ruff. Ruff ruff ruff ruff.
Right. I leave that there.
Oh!
Ooh ooh!
Ohh! Hmm.
Here, kitty, kitty, kitty.
Here, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty.
Here, kitty, kitty.
Here you go. Here you go.
There's a good kitty!
There. Well...
( dog barking, cat yowling )
Ahh!
Ohh!
- Hmm.
Ohh!
- Tsk! Oh!
Oh, my favorite!
A-hem!
Huh?
Could you turn it off?
Hmph!
- No!
- Ohh!
Ohh!
Ahh!
( trombone playing scale badly )
Oh!
Oh, no!
Doh!
Oh.
Oh!
- Ahh!
- Ah!
Oh!
What? Ohh!
Ah!
- Ah!
Ohh! Ohh!
- Nooo!
WOMAN: What was that?
Right!
MR. BEAN: Ah. Ahh!
Ahh!
Yes, yes!
Ooh-ooh.
( soft music playing on TV )
ALL: Shh!
Oh, well.
WOMAN: Come on, you lot, bedtime.
Ahh!
( muted sounds on tape recorder )
Ahh!
WOMAN: Huh?
MAN: Huh
It's your turn.
( dog barking, trombone playing )
WOMAN: Oh, would you shut up!
MAN: Do you know what time it is?
Oh, come on! I'm trying to get some sleep here!
MR. BEAN: Ohh!