1 00:00:01,640 --> 00:00:04,040 ( music playing ) 2 00:00:12,480 --> 00:00:13,680 ( flashlight bulb shatters ) 3 00:00:13,760 --> 00:00:15,040 ( door slams ) 4 00:00:16,480 --> 00:00:19,120 ( humming ) 5 00:00:20,920 --> 00:00:23,280 Ah. ( mumbling ) 6 00:00:23,360 --> 00:00:24,560 ( door opens ) 7 00:00:24,640 --> 00:00:26,480 ( circus-themed music playing on TV ) 8 00:00:26,560 --> 00:00:30,120 ( laughing ) 9 00:00:30,200 --> 00:00:34,840 ( braying laugh ) 10 00:00:34,920 --> 00:00:37,240 ( roaring ) 11 00:00:38,840 --> 00:00:40,120 ( audience gasps ) 12 00:00:40,200 --> 00:00:42,080 MR. BEAN: ( laughing ) 13 00:00:42,160 --> 00:00:44,160 ( braying ) 14 00:00:44,240 --> 00:00:45,320 Watch this. 15 00:00:45,400 --> 00:00:46,440 ( hammer pounding ) 16 00:00:46,520 --> 00:00:48,440 Tsk! Oh! 17 00:00:48,520 --> 00:00:51,520 ( chuckling ) 18 00:00:51,600 --> 00:00:53,720 - ( hammer pounding ) - Tsk! Oh! 19 00:00:55,360 --> 00:00:59,320 - ( pounding ) - Tsk! Oh! 20 00:00:59,400 --> 00:01:00,600 What the-- 21 00:01:00,680 --> 00:01:02,840 ( pounding ) 22 00:01:02,920 --> 00:01:04,400 Oh, eh? 23 00:01:04,480 --> 00:01:06,680 ( pounding wall ) 24 00:01:06,760 --> 00:01:08,400 ( hammer pounding ) 25 00:01:08,480 --> 00:01:11,680 - Hmm! - ( pounding ) 26 00:01:11,760 --> 00:01:13,120 Oh. 27 00:01:13,200 --> 00:01:15,080 Huh? 28 00:01:17,920 --> 00:01:20,360 Unh! Unh! Unh! 29 00:01:20,440 --> 00:01:23,320 Unh! Unh! Unh! 30 00:01:23,400 --> 00:01:24,960 - ( glass shatters ) - ( gasps ) 31 00:01:25,040 --> 00:01:26,560 What the-- 32 00:01:26,640 --> 00:01:28,000 Right. 33 00:01:28,080 --> 00:01:29,800 Rrrr. 34 00:01:29,880 --> 00:01:31,240 Unh! 35 00:01:31,320 --> 00:01:32,480 Unh! 36 00:01:32,560 --> 00:01:34,040 - Unh! - ( clattering ) 37 00:01:34,120 --> 00:01:35,160 ( gasps ) 38 00:01:35,240 --> 00:01:37,920 ( tapping ) 39 00:01:38,000 --> 00:01:39,560 - Huh. - ( man groaning ) 40 00:01:39,640 --> 00:01:40,640 - Ha! - ( hammer pounds ) 41 00:01:40,720 --> 00:01:41,960 ( pounding ) 42 00:01:42,040 --> 00:01:44,800 Doh! 43 00:01:44,880 --> 00:01:46,760 Ohh! 44 00:01:46,840 --> 00:01:48,440 Right. 45 00:01:48,520 --> 00:01:50,080 ( pounding continues ) 46 00:01:55,960 --> 00:01:57,880 ( straining ) 47 00:02:01,600 --> 00:02:02,880 ( sighs ) 48 00:02:05,800 --> 00:02:07,040 Here. 49 00:02:09,480 --> 00:02:11,440 ( audience gasps ) 50 00:02:14,560 --> 00:02:16,920 MR. BEAN: Ohh! 51 00:02:17,000 --> 00:02:21,080 ( laughing ) 52 00:02:21,160 --> 00:02:23,440 ( Mr. Bean laughing ) 53 00:02:23,520 --> 00:02:26,160 ( fussing ) 54 00:02:26,240 --> 00:02:29,440 ( loudly crying ) 55 00:02:29,520 --> 00:02:30,680 ( laughing ) 56 00:02:30,760 --> 00:02:32,760 Huh? Tsk! Oh! 57 00:02:32,840 --> 00:02:34,520 - ( baby crying ) - Right. 58 00:02:34,600 --> 00:02:36,360 ( hammer pounding, baby crying ) 59 00:02:40,160 --> 00:02:41,400 ( music playing on TV ) 60 00:02:41,480 --> 00:02:42,600 Ahh! 61 00:02:44,160 --> 00:02:45,800 ( snickering ) 62 00:02:46,920 --> 00:02:50,320 ( audience laughing ) 63 00:02:54,080 --> 00:02:57,320 ( laughing ) 64 00:02:57,400 --> 00:02:59,160 ( laughing hysterically ) 65 00:03:02,400 --> 00:03:03,520 - ( thud on fence ) - BOY: Yeah! 66 00:03:04,760 --> 00:03:06,080 - ( thud ) - BOY: Oh! 67 00:03:06,160 --> 00:03:07,080 MR. BEAN: Oh, dear! 68 00:03:07,160 --> 00:03:09,360 BOY: There! Oh! 69 00:03:09,440 --> 00:03:10,480 Hey! 70 00:03:12,200 --> 00:03:13,800 Shh! 71 00:03:13,880 --> 00:03:15,120 Huh? Nnn! 72 00:03:16,800 --> 00:03:19,520 ( gasps ) Oh! 73 00:03:19,600 --> 00:03:21,040 - Pfft! - BOY: Yeah! 74 00:03:21,120 --> 00:03:24,200 - ( ball bouncing ) - Yeah! 75 00:03:24,280 --> 00:03:26,560 MR. BEAN: Tsk! Ohh! 76 00:03:26,640 --> 00:03:28,480 BOY: Ohh! 77 00:03:28,560 --> 00:03:31,240 - A...ha! - BOY: Hello? 78 00:03:31,320 --> 00:03:32,760 Mister! 79 00:03:32,840 --> 00:03:35,280 Uh, the ball, please! 80 00:03:35,360 --> 00:03:37,440 - ( laughing ) - Hey! 81 00:03:37,520 --> 00:03:39,120 BOY: Hey, uh... 82 00:03:39,200 --> 00:03:42,680 Hello! 83 00:03:42,760 --> 00:03:45,400 Here! There! It's mine! 84 00:03:45,480 --> 00:03:47,360 Hello. 85 00:03:47,440 --> 00:03:48,440 Mmm. 86 00:03:48,520 --> 00:03:50,680 ( laughing ) 87 00:03:50,760 --> 00:03:52,480 Tsk! Aww! 88 00:03:53,960 --> 00:03:55,320 - Right. - ( kick ) 89 00:03:55,400 --> 00:03:57,120 - Come on! - ( dog growling ) 90 00:03:57,200 --> 00:03:58,680 ( vicious barking ) 91 00:03:58,760 --> 00:04:03,160 ( boy laughing ) 92 00:04:03,240 --> 00:04:04,880 Ohh! 93 00:04:04,960 --> 00:04:08,200 ( muttering ) 94 00:04:08,280 --> 00:04:09,440 Ahh! 95 00:04:09,520 --> 00:04:11,080 Hmm. 96 00:04:11,160 --> 00:04:13,400 ( dog barking ) 97 00:04:13,480 --> 00:04:14,760 ( munching ) 98 00:04:14,840 --> 00:04:16,520 - ( barking ) - Ohh! 99 00:04:18,600 --> 00:04:21,120 ( barking stops ) 100 00:04:21,200 --> 00:04:23,600 ( barking ) 101 00:04:23,680 --> 00:04:26,160 ( dog munching ) 102 00:04:26,240 --> 00:04:28,360 ( barking ) 103 00:04:28,440 --> 00:04:30,280 ( laughing ) 104 00:04:30,360 --> 00:04:32,240 Here, Teddy. Teddy, look. 105 00:04:32,320 --> 00:04:34,080 Teddy? 106 00:04:35,280 --> 00:04:36,720 ( gasps ) 107 00:04:36,800 --> 00:04:38,720 Ah! Oh! 108 00:04:38,800 --> 00:04:40,880 No, no, no, no, no! You'll rip it. 109 00:04:40,960 --> 00:04:43,000 Oh, no. Oh, no. 110 00:04:43,080 --> 00:04:44,320 ( babbling ) My Teddy! 111 00:04:44,400 --> 00:04:47,160 ( babbling ) 112 00:04:48,280 --> 00:04:50,840 ( panting ) 113 00:04:55,280 --> 00:04:56,520 What?! 114 00:04:56,600 --> 00:04:58,760 Ah. May I have my Teddy back, please? 115 00:04:58,840 --> 00:05:00,240 BOY: No! 116 00:05:00,320 --> 00:05:01,280 There! 117 00:05:01,360 --> 00:05:03,040 Now, wait. 118 00:05:03,120 --> 00:05:04,680 - Oh! - ( boy laughing ) 119 00:05:04,760 --> 00:05:05,800 Ohh! 120 00:05:05,880 --> 00:05:07,800 ( muttering ) 121 00:05:10,040 --> 00:05:11,200 ( small dog barking ) 122 00:05:11,280 --> 00:05:12,640 MAN: Heel, boy! Heel! 123 00:05:12,720 --> 00:05:13,880 Huh! 124 00:05:13,960 --> 00:05:15,640 MAN: Will you please stop! Stop! 125 00:05:19,600 --> 00:05:22,920 Ahh! Yes! Yes! Yes! 126 00:05:24,280 --> 00:05:26,160 Aha! ( giggling ) 127 00:05:26,240 --> 00:05:27,920 And that. 128 00:05:29,000 --> 00:05:30,440 And this. 129 00:05:30,520 --> 00:05:32,640 And that. 130 00:05:32,720 --> 00:05:36,600 MR. BEAN: Woof woof woof woof woof woof. 131 00:05:36,680 --> 00:05:38,040 ( barking ) 132 00:05:38,120 --> 00:05:40,600 - Woof woof woof woof woof. - ( panting ) 133 00:05:40,680 --> 00:05:43,240 Mmm-wah! 134 00:05:43,320 --> 00:05:46,280 Whoo! Ruff! 135 00:05:46,360 --> 00:05:49,280 Ruff. Ruff ruff ruff ruff. 136 00:05:49,360 --> 00:05:51,120 Right. I leave that there. 137 00:05:51,200 --> 00:05:53,120 ( dog barking ) 138 00:05:56,520 --> 00:05:58,280 ( Mr. Bean grunts ) 139 00:05:58,360 --> 00:05:59,520 Oh! 140 00:05:59,600 --> 00:06:00,800 ( growling ) 141 00:06:00,880 --> 00:06:02,200 Ooh ooh! 142 00:06:02,280 --> 00:06:04,920 - ( barking ) - (panting ) 143 00:06:05,000 --> 00:06:06,000 ( cat yowls ) 144 00:06:07,880 --> 00:06:10,960 Ohh! Hmm. 145 00:06:12,280 --> 00:06:13,800 Here, kitty, kitty, kitty. 146 00:06:13,880 --> 00:06:15,960 Here, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty. 147 00:06:16,040 --> 00:06:17,320 Here, kitty, kitty. 148 00:06:17,400 --> 00:06:20,480 Here you go. Here you go. 149 00:06:22,000 --> 00:06:24,640 There's a good kitty! 150 00:06:26,440 --> 00:06:28,920 There. Well... 151 00:06:29,000 --> 00:06:30,120 ( dog barking, cat yowling ) 152 00:06:30,200 --> 00:06:31,560 ( laughing ) 153 00:06:38,280 --> 00:06:39,440 Ahh! 154 00:06:39,520 --> 00:06:40,800 Ohh! 155 00:06:40,880 --> 00:06:42,360 - ( dog yelps ) - Hmm? 156 00:06:46,120 --> 00:06:49,000 - Hmm. - ( purring ) 157 00:06:49,080 --> 00:06:50,480 ( sighs ) 158 00:06:50,560 --> 00:06:51,920 - ( audience laughing on TV ) - ( sighs ) 159 00:06:52,000 --> 00:06:53,480 ( laughing ) 160 00:06:53,560 --> 00:06:55,960 Ohh! 161 00:06:56,040 --> 00:06:58,840 ( laughing ) 162 00:07:00,280 --> 00:07:03,800 - ( dance music playing ) - Tsk! Oh! 163 00:07:03,880 --> 00:07:07,080 Oh, my favorite! 164 00:07:07,160 --> 00:07:09,280 A-hem! 165 00:07:10,480 --> 00:07:12,120 Huh? 166 00:07:12,200 --> 00:07:14,920 Could you turn it off? 167 00:07:15,000 --> 00:07:16,600 Hmph! 168 00:07:16,680 --> 00:07:18,960 - ( can crinkling ) - No! 169 00:07:22,280 --> 00:07:24,400 - ( hammer pounding ) - Ohh! 170 00:07:24,480 --> 00:07:25,400 ( shatters ) 171 00:07:25,480 --> 00:07:26,880 ( baby crying ) 172 00:07:26,960 --> 00:07:27,880 Ohh! 173 00:07:27,960 --> 00:07:30,760 ( growls ) 174 00:07:30,840 --> 00:07:32,760 Ahh! 175 00:07:32,840 --> 00:07:35,000 ( trombone playing scale badly ) 176 00:07:35,080 --> 00:07:36,080 Oh! 177 00:07:43,560 --> 00:07:46,480 Oh, no! 178 00:07:46,560 --> 00:07:47,560 Doh! 179 00:07:49,600 --> 00:07:50,880 ( grumbling ) 180 00:07:52,280 --> 00:07:53,680 Oh. 181 00:07:54,920 --> 00:07:56,080 ( grunting ) 182 00:07:56,160 --> 00:07:57,520 Oh! 183 00:07:59,280 --> 00:08:00,480 - ( silence ) - Ahh! 184 00:08:01,800 --> 00:08:02,760 - Ah! - ( knuckles crack ) 185 00:08:02,840 --> 00:08:04,520 ( chuckling ) 186 00:08:04,600 --> 00:08:06,400 ( audience laughing ) 187 00:08:06,480 --> 00:08:08,600 Oh! ( chuckling ) 188 00:08:08,680 --> 00:08:10,280 ( snickering ) 189 00:08:10,360 --> 00:08:12,040 ( drums playing ) 190 00:08:12,120 --> 00:08:13,360 What? Ohh! 191 00:08:22,440 --> 00:08:26,360 - Ohh! ( grumbling ) - ( baby crying ) 192 00:08:26,440 --> 00:08:27,720 Ah! 193 00:08:27,800 --> 00:08:29,360 ( chuckles ) 194 00:08:30,600 --> 00:08:32,040 ( grunting ) 195 00:08:36,240 --> 00:08:37,560 - ( silence ) - Ah! 196 00:08:37,640 --> 00:08:39,200 ( sighs ) 197 00:08:39,280 --> 00:08:41,200 Ohh! Ohh! 198 00:08:45,080 --> 00:08:47,280 ( gasps ) 199 00:08:47,360 --> 00:08:52,320 - Nooo! - ( noises overlapping ) 200 00:08:53,920 --> 00:08:55,720 WOMAN: What was that? 201 00:08:57,240 --> 00:09:00,320 ( noises overlapping ) 202 00:09:00,400 --> 00:09:02,840 ( growling ) 203 00:09:02,920 --> 00:09:05,360 Right! 204 00:09:05,440 --> 00:09:07,400 ( dog barking ) 205 00:09:13,160 --> 00:09:14,840 ( drums playing ) 206 00:09:14,920 --> 00:09:18,320 MR. BEAN: Ah. Ahh! 207 00:09:18,400 --> 00:09:20,360 ( baby crying ) 208 00:09:22,160 --> 00:09:23,680 Ahh! 209 00:09:23,760 --> 00:09:26,080 ( trombone playing ) 210 00:09:26,160 --> 00:09:27,640 ( snickering ) 211 00:09:27,720 --> 00:09:29,600 Yes, yes! 212 00:09:29,680 --> 00:09:32,120 ( hammer pounding ) 213 00:09:33,680 --> 00:09:34,960 Ooh-ooh. 214 00:09:37,680 --> 00:09:39,480 ( owl hooting ) 215 00:09:39,560 --> 00:09:41,600 ( soft music playing on TV ) 216 00:09:43,200 --> 00:09:44,760 ( burps ) 217 00:09:44,840 --> 00:09:47,120 ALL: Shh! 218 00:09:47,200 --> 00:09:48,160 ( sniffles ) 219 00:09:48,240 --> 00:09:49,520 Oh, well. 220 00:09:49,600 --> 00:09:52,720 WOMAN: Come on, you lot, bedtime. 221 00:10:01,040 --> 00:10:03,240 ( both snoring ) 222 00:10:06,440 --> 00:10:07,880 ( snickers ) 223 00:10:10,160 --> 00:10:11,160 Ahh! 224 00:10:16,000 --> 00:10:17,800 ( muted sounds on tape recorder ) 225 00:10:17,880 --> 00:10:19,800 Ahh! 226 00:10:19,880 --> 00:10:21,400 ( baby crying ) 227 00:10:21,480 --> 00:10:22,440 WOMAN: Huh? 228 00:10:22,520 --> 00:10:24,000 MAN: Huh? Eh? 229 00:10:24,080 --> 00:10:25,600 ( baby crying ) 230 00:10:25,680 --> 00:10:27,320 It's your turn. 231 00:10:27,400 --> 00:10:29,400 - ( baby crying ) - ( light switches clicking ) 232 00:10:29,480 --> 00:10:31,480 ( dog barking, trombone playing ) 233 00:10:31,560 --> 00:10:36,640 ( muted noises ) 234 00:10:36,720 --> 00:10:37,880 ( overlapping noises ) 235 00:10:37,960 --> 00:10:39,960 WOMAN: Oh, would you shut up! 236 00:10:40,040 --> 00:10:41,680 MAN: Do you know what time it is? 237 00:10:41,760 --> 00:10:46,320 Oh, come on! I'm trying to get some sleep here! 238 00:10:46,400 --> 00:10:49,400 ( music playing ) 239 00:11:00,040 --> 00:11:01,080 ( flashlight bulb shatters ) 240 00:11:01,160 --> 00:11:03,120 MR. BEAN: Ohh!