( music playing )
( flashlight bulb shatters )
( door slams )
( humming )
Ah. ( mumbling )
( door opens )
( circus-themed music playing on TV )
( laughing )
( braying laugh )
( roaring )
( audience gasps )
MR. BEAN: ( laughing )
( braying )
Watch this.
( hammer pounding )
Tsk! Oh!
( chuckling )
- ( hammer pounding ) - Tsk! Oh!
- ( pounding ) - Tsk! Oh!
What the--
( pounding )
Oh, eh?
( pounding wall )
( hammer pounding )
- Hmm! - ( pounding )
Oh.
Huh?
Unh! Unh! Unh!
- ( glass shatters ) - ( gasps )
What the--
Right.
Rrrr.
Unh!
- Unh! - ( clattering )
( gasps )
( tapping )
- Huh. - ( man groaning )
- Ha! - ( hammer pounds )
( pounding )
Doh!
Ohh!
Right.
( pounding continues )
( straining )
( sighs )
Here.
( audience gasps )
MR. BEAN: Ohh!
( laughing )
( Mr. Bean laughing )
( fussing )
( loudly crying )
( laughing )
Huh? Tsk! Oh!
- ( baby crying ) - Right.
( hammer pounding, baby crying )
( music playing on TV )
Ahh!
( snickering )
( audience laughing )
( laughing )
( laughing hysterically )
- ( thud on fence ) - BOY: Yeah!
- ( thud ) - BOY: Oh!
MR. BEAN: Oh, dear!
BOY: There! Oh!
Hey!
Shh!
Huh? Nnn!
( gasps ) Oh!
- Pfft! - BOY: Yeah!
- ( ball bouncing ) - Yeah!
MR. BEAN: Tsk! Ohh!
BOY: Ohh!
- A...ha! - BOY: Hello?
Mister!
Uh, the ball, please!
- ( laughing ) - Hey!
BOY: Hey, uh...
Hello!
Here! There! It's mine!
Hello.
Mmm.
( laughing )
Tsk! Aww!
- Right. - ( kick )
- Come on! - ( dog growling )
( vicious barking )
( boy laughing )
Ohh!
( muttering )
Ahh!
Hmm.
( dog barking )
( munching )
- ( barking ) - Ohh!
( barking stops )
( barking )
( dog munching )
( barking )
( laughing )
Here, Teddy. Teddy, look.
Teddy?
( gasps )
Ah! Oh!
No, no, no, no, no! You'll rip it.
Oh, no. Oh, no.
( babbling ) My Teddy!
( babbling )
( panting )
What?!
Ah. May I have my Teddy back, please?
BOY: No!
There!
Now, wait.
- Oh! - ( boy laughing )
Ohh!
( muttering )
( small dog barking )
MAN: Heel, boy! Heel!
Huh!
MAN: Will you please stop! Stop!
Ahh! Yes! Yes! Yes!
Aha! ( giggling )
And that.
And this.
And that.
MR. BEAN: Woof woof woof woof woof woof.
( barking )
- Woof woof woof woof woof. - ( panting )
Mmm-wah!
Whoo! Ruff!
Ruff. Ruff ruff ruff ruff.
Right. I leave that there.
( dog barking )
( Mr. Bean grunts )
Oh!
( growling )
Ooh ooh!
- ( barking ) - (panting )
( cat yowls )
Ohh! Hmm.
Here, kitty, kitty, kitty.
Here, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty.
Here, kitty, kitty.
Here you go. Here you go.
There's a good kitty!
There. Well...
( dog barking, cat yowling )
( laughing )
Ahh!
Ohh!
- ( dog yelps ) - Hmm?
- Hmm. - ( purring )
( sighs )
- ( audience laughing on TV ) - ( sighs )
( laughing )
Ohh!
( laughing )
- ( dance music playing ) - Tsk! Oh!
Oh, my favorite!
A-hem!
Huh?
Could you turn it off?
Hmph!
- ( can crinkling ) - No!
- ( hammer pounding ) - Ohh!
( shatters )
( baby crying )
Ohh!
( growls )
Ahh!
( trombone playing scale badly )
Oh!
Oh, no!
Doh!
( grumbling )
Oh.
( grunting )
Oh!
- ( silence ) - Ahh!
- Ah! - ( knuckles crack )
( chuckling )
( audience laughing )
Oh! ( chuckling )
( snickering )
( drums playing )
What? Ohh!
- Ohh! ( grumbling ) - ( baby crying )
Ah!
( chuckles )
( grunting )
- ( silence ) - Ah!
( sighs )
Ohh! Ohh!
( gasps )
- Nooo! - ( noises overlapping )
WOMAN: What was that?
( noises overlapping )
( growling )
Right!
( dog barking )
( drums playing )
MR. BEAN: Ah. Ahh!
( baby crying )
Ahh!
( trombone playing )
( snickering )
Yes, yes!
( hammer pounding )
Ooh-ooh.
( owl hooting )
( soft music playing on TV )
( burps )
ALL: Shh!
( sniffles )
Oh, well.
WOMAN: Come on, you lot, bedtime.
( both snoring )
( snickers )
Ahh!
( muted sounds on tape recorder )
Ahh!
( baby crying )
WOMAN: Huh?
MAN: Huh? Eh?
( baby crying )
It's your turn.
- ( baby crying ) - ( light switches clicking )
( dog barking, trombone playing )
( muted noises )
( overlapping noises )
WOMAN: Oh, would you shut up!
MAN: Do you know what time it is?
Oh, come on! I'm trying to get some sleep here!
( music playing )
( flashlight bulb shatters )
MR. BEAN: Ohh!