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( music playing )

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( flashlight bulb shatters )

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( door slams )

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( scary music playing
on TV )

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( creaking )

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( gulp )

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Aah!

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( gasps )

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Heh heh heh!

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ANNOUNCER: Batty.

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The lolly people
are dying to try.

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Eh? Ohh!

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( sighs )

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( crunch )

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( screaming )

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Ah! Ah!

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( groaning )

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( winces )

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Aah! Oh! Oh!

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Ouch! Ow!

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Ohh!

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Ah.

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( mixer whirring )

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Ohh!

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Hmm.

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Blech!

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Ah! Oh!

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I'll just put it all.

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There we are.

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( whirring )

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Oh. ( whimpering )

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( swishing )

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( gargling operatic melody
from "Carmen" )

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( coughing )

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Ech! Blblblbl!

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Ow! ( groaning )

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Tsk! Oh!

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( sighs )

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( straining )

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Ohh!

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Ah!

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( grunting )

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Tsk! Oh!

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( scoffs )

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Ah!

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Ohh!

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( snoring )

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Pfft! Hoo!

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( gasps )

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Oh! ( groaning )

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Ohh!

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Oh, no!

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Ooh!

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( groaning )

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- ( screaming )
- ( birds cawing )

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( moaning )

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( sighs )

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Three, two, one.

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Unh!

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Ah.

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( mumbling )

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( mumbling calculations )

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Yeah.
Try to stay right here.

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Three, two, one.

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Unh!

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Tsk! Ohh!

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Ohh!

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( grunting )

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Ohh!

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Oh, I know.

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( panting )

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- Ah.
- ( valve hisses )

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( grunting )

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( dresser creaking )

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( relieved sigh )

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Oh...oh...oh...

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( yowls )

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Huh? Tsk!

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( yowls )

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Ah. Good.

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( yowling )

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( meows )

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( purring )

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Right.
( straining at rope )

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There we are.

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Unh...yah!

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( clanks )

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( screaming )

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( cat yowls )

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Aah! Ohh!

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Aah! Ohh!

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Hey. Hey.

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Ohh!

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No!

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( cat screaming )

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Ohh.

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- ( groaning )
- ( air hissing )

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( mumbling )

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Oh. Ah!

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Ohh.

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Tsk! Oh!

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( groans )

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Oh! Ah!

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( humming hymn )

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- MINISTER: Ohh!
- MR. BEAN: Aah!

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MINISTER: ( groaning )

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( horn beeping )

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( tires screech )

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( acorns clacking )

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MINISTER: ( groaning )

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MR. BEAN: Uh... ( gasps )

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( string creaking )

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Aah!

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( stomach growling )

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I'm hungry.

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Oh, now, just
look at the ingredients.

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Ohh!

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TV CHEF: If you could just smell
this delicious food.

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Mmm...I...I...

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Ahh.

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( crunching )

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Mmm!

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Ahh.

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Ah. Oh.

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( mumbling )

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- Ohh.
- ( crunch )

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Aah!

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Ow.

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Ahh!

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Look, Teddy!

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Look, it's out!

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It's out!
Look now! Look!

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- ( relieved sigh )
- ( whistling )

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( whistling )

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( whistling )

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- Hmm?
- ( whistling )

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( whistling )

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- ( whistling )
- Hmm? What's that sound?

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( whistling )

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( stops )

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( whistling )

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( whistling )

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- Tsk! Ohh!
- ( whistling )

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( whistling continues
with each breath )

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Put this back in here.

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There we are.

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( mumbling )

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- There!
- ( whistling )

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Oh! What?

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- Tsk! Oh!
- ( whistling )

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Eww!

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- Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!
- ( whistles with each word )

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Eee! Agh!

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( panting, whistling )

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( whistling continuing )

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( squeak )

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MR. BEAN: Ah! Ah!

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Aha.

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Hmm. There.

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Tsk! How's this?

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Aw. Tsk!

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Ahh!

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Ha ha!

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( whistling continuing )

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( humming )

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Aah!

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( thud )

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Ohh!

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What?

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( growls )

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( doorbell chimes )

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Morning!

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- Oh, hello.
- ( screams )

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I've got a tooth stuck.

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( growling )

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Th-this way.

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Ohh!

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( girl whimpering )

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( growling )

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( patients screaming )

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( growling )

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Who's next?

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- ALL: He is!
- Oh!

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Me? Oh!

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Thank you.

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Ahh.

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( gasping )

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- ( glove snaps )
- ( dentist laughing )

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( thud )

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Oh. Oh.

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Oh, dear.

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MR. BEAN: ( moans )

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( drill whirring )

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( moaning )

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DENTIST: Right here,
fix you up.

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( gasps ) What? You--

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Ah.

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Ohh! Oh!

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- Oh, good.
- Gone.

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- There's also this.
- Aah!

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Oh. I see.

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Bite.

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Hold still.

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Still.

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What? Oh!

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Where's he gone?

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MR. BEAN: Oh, I don't want
to go before you.

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DENTIST:
Will you sit down, please?!

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MR. BEAN:
Oh, calm down.

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( mumbling )

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DENTIST: Stay!

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There's not one there.

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It's very strange.

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There.

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MR. BEAN:
Oh, I have a space there.

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It hurts.

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DENTIST: Oh!

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It's plastic.

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DENTIST: Oh.

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Ahh!

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- MR. BEAN: Ahh!
- ( whistling )

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Ah, yes. I know.

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MR. BEAN: Oh. Oh, yes.

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- ( mumbling ) Ahh!
- ( whistling continuing )

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Hmm.

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Hmm. ( gulp )

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Mwah!

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Ahh!

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DENTIST: ( mumbling )

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Ahh!

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Ohh!

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Aah!

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( groaning )

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Ahh.

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( chair whirring )

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MR. BEAN: Hello.
( snickering )

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( chair whirring )

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- Ahh.
- ( suction hissing )

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Ohh.

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Ah! Ohh!

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Ahh.

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- ( drill whirring )
- Oh!

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There we go.

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( Dentist clears throat )

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( gasps ) Oh!

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- Hello!
- Yes.

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Now...

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( moaning )

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Ohh.

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( moaning )

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Aah!

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Oh! Hello.

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There you are.

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Ohh, nice.

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DENTIST: ( chuckling )
A pleasure.

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MR. BEAN: Thank you.
Thank you.

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Oh! Have you got
the, uh, tooth?

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DENTIST: Of course.

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- ( Mr. Bean snickers )
- There you go.

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Thank you.

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Just gonna cover this.

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Ta-da!

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Tsk! Ohh!

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( muttering )

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- Ah!
- ( crunch )

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- ( Mr. Bean screaming )
- ( birds cawing )

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( music playing )

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( flashlight bulb shatters )

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MR. BEAN: Ohh!