( music playing )
( flashlight bulb shatters )
( door slams )
( tires screeching )
Ooh.
Three, two,
one, go.
Yeah.
( sighs )
( handbrake cranks )
- Okay. - All right.
Here we go.
Easy, easy.
- Right. - Go on in.
Yeah, come on. Come, come.
- ( laughs ) - ( animal squeaking )
Coast clear. ( whistles )
- Come on in. - LARGE MAN: Go on, go on.
Go on in there.
- LARGE MAN: Go on. - Shoo, shoo, shoo, shoo, shoo.
- Go, hurry up. Hurry up. - LARGE MAN: All right.
Go on, go on, go on,
and you, and you. Go on.
Got it.
- LARGE MAN: And you. - Aah!
LARGE MAN: Now, Mr. Shopkeeper--
- Where's the other one gone? - ( squeaking )
Where's he gone?
- Ahh! - SMALL MAN: Eh, eh, which way?
Which way? Is that way? That way.
- Come on. - I saw him a minute ago.
- LARGE MAN: Pinky! Pinky! - We'll try down here.
( animal squeaking )
Mmm-mmm-ah!
Ah, Teddy,
do you want one?
Hmm?
You do?
Okay.
( mutters )
( squealing )
Ah,
let me see.
Ah, yes,
that's the one.
Ah. ( humming )
- Go on this way. - All right.
( humming )
( gasps )
( tires screeching )
( squealing )
( squealing sadly )
What is that?
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I can't sell them.
No way. No.
LARGE MAN: You take them
- or Polly gets it. - SHOPKEEPER: Oh!
- ( cackling ) - ( snaps )
( squawks )
- No, no. - Give.
( cash register rings )
Here, here.
( cackling )
( squawk )
LARGE MAN: All right. Come on.
( both chuckling )
SHOPKEEPER: ( mumbling with fear )
- There's no hiding. - ( van engine starts )
( whimpers )
( tires screech )
Right. Ha!
Hmm.
Huh, somewhere here.
Hmm.
Oh.
Ah.
- ( gasps ) - ( piglets squeaking )
Look. Some friends of yours.
( muttering )
- Good morning. - Huh?
I've got this.
Aah! Not another one!
Out! Out!
What is it with everybody?
Wha--What's that?
( groans )
- ( squeaking ) - Hmm.
Hmph. Hmm.
MR. BEAN: ( sighs )
( muttering ) Here.
Hmm. I wonder if it's that?
( squeaking )
Hmm. No, that's not right.
Ah, this, hmm?
( squeaking )
( whispering ) Quiet, please!
- ( muttering ) ( animal squealing )
This is a library.
What's that?
( sneezes )
Shh.
( sighs )
( squealing )
Shh.
Ah, right.
Ah, hmm...
Come on!
( sighs, mutters )
- ( animal squeaking ) - Hmm...
( slurping )
Eww.
- ( animal squeals ) - But--
Ah.
( dog panting )
( barks )
- Oh. Well, now... - MAN: No, sir.
- ( barking ) - No, sir.
No, sir. Sit.
MAN: Hmm...
So sorry. ( mumbling indistinctly )
( man muttering )
You naughty thing.
Hmm.
- MAN: Fetch! - ( splash )
- ( animal squeaking ) - Huh?
That's right. That's right.
Fetch the stick. Drop it.
Good boy.
- ( shaking ) - Ooh!
Fetch.
( gasps )
Hmm!
( quacking )
All right, are you ready?
Fetch.
( sighs )
- ( squeaking ) - Fetch.
Hmm.
Oh.
Well, what--
( squeaking )
Get--Shoo, shoo!
( sighs )
Where...
( gasps )
Oh.
But...
( quacking )
- ( quacking ) - Huh!
Oh.
- ( muttering ) - ( squeaking )
Okay.
( gasps )
( squeaks )
Oh, ugh, ugh, hey, hey.
Wait, wait, wait! Come back, come back!
Come here, come here!
Come on.
- There. - ( squeaking )
Uh! ( laughing )
SMALL MAN: Heh heh! Throw them in.
- Come on, get back in there! - Hey!
SMALL MAN: Coming up!
Ah! Yeah.
- SMALL MAN: Coming up! - ( squeaking )
- Ah! - SMALL MAN: Coming up!
MR. BEAN: Will you come back here?
- Eh? - Eh?
( squealing )
MR. BEAN: Come back here!
LARGE MAN: Come on, later.
MR. BEAN: I can't get-- Wait for me, you!
Oh? Uh, but I--I don't--
- ( squeaking ) - Oh.
( squeaking )
Ahh!
( sniffing )
Wait a minute.
Right! Rrr!
What am I going to do with--
- I-- - ( van approaching )
Aah!
Oh.
( whimpering )
Oh, no.
( humming )
( badgers squealing )
And for the dryer,
I have a dryer.
( cackling )
( laughing )
- In the dip, out the dip. - ( both laughing )
Hang 'er.
( tires screeching )
( large man laughing )
There they are.
LARGE MAN: In the dip, and out the dip.
SMALL MAN: Now for the dryer,
I have a dryer.
( large man laughing )
- Go on. Go on. Go on. - ( grunting )
LARGE MAN: In the old dip, and out the old dip.
Right.
SMALL MAN: And for the old dryer,
I have the old dryer.
( men laughing )
- ( hand brake ratcheting ) - Ugh!
LARGE MAN: In the dip, and out the dip.
SMALL MAN: And for the dryer, I have a dryer.
SHOPKEEPER: I'm not sure you should be--Um!
Right.
( gasps )
Oh, I see.
Shh!
Get back in there.
( grunting )
Get in.
- ( badger growling ) - ( men screaming )
( humming )
Ah.
SMALL MAN: What's going on? What's going on?
( grunting )
( squeaking )
MR. BEAN: Bye-bye.
( laughing )
SMALL MAN: Oh, I can't!
I can't reach it!
Ohh! Oh! No!
( sighs )
( humming )
( crash )
Oops.
Uh...Oh, no!
Why...( muttering )
( horn honking )
Look in the van.
Huh?
Buh-huh-huh-huh-ha!
Pffft!
Oh!
MR. BEAN: Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm. Hmm.
Huh. Hmm.
Number two
and number five.
Yes?
( squealing )
Yes. Number two and five.
Well done, Mr. Bean.
MR. BEAN: Thank you.
Ahh!
( chuckles )
( music playing )
( flashlight bulb shatters )
MR. BEAN: Ohh!