1 00:00:01,480 --> 00:00:04,040 ( music playing ) 2 00:00:12,480 --> 00:00:13,680 ( flashlight bulb shatters ) 3 00:00:13,760 --> 00:00:15,040 ( door slams ) 4 00:00:23,840 --> 00:00:25,200 ( tires screeching ) 5 00:00:27,680 --> 00:00:29,480 Ooh. 6 00:00:29,560 --> 00:00:31,200 Three, two, 7 00:00:31,280 --> 00:00:33,680 one, go. 8 00:00:34,920 --> 00:00:36,480 Yeah. 9 00:00:36,560 --> 00:00:37,840 ( sighs ) 10 00:00:41,640 --> 00:00:43,000 ( handbrake cranks ) 11 00:00:50,320 --> 00:00:51,400 - Okay. - All right. 12 00:00:51,480 --> 00:00:52,960 Here we go. 13 00:00:53,040 --> 00:00:54,440 Easy, easy. 14 00:00:57,480 --> 00:00:59,120 - Right. - Go on in. 15 00:00:59,200 --> 00:01:02,960 Yeah, come on. Come, come. 16 00:01:03,040 --> 00:01:04,680 - ( laughs ) - ( animal squeaking ) 17 00:01:04,760 --> 00:01:07,200 Coast clear. ( whistles ) 18 00:01:07,280 --> 00:01:09,600 - Come on in. - LARGE MAN: Go on, go on. 19 00:01:09,680 --> 00:01:11,320 Go on in there. 20 00:01:11,400 --> 00:01:12,960 - LARGE MAN: Go on. - Shoo, shoo, shoo, shoo, shoo. 21 00:01:13,040 --> 00:01:14,240 - Go, hurry up. Hurry up. - LARGE MAN: All right. 22 00:01:14,320 --> 00:01:15,920 Go on, go on, go on, 23 00:01:16,000 --> 00:01:17,720 and you, and you. Go on. 24 00:01:19,160 --> 00:01:20,280 Got it. 25 00:01:20,360 --> 00:01:21,760 - LARGE MAN: And you. - Aah! 26 00:01:21,840 --> 00:01:23,520 LARGE MAN: Now, Mr. Shopkeeper-- 27 00:01:23,600 --> 00:01:25,440 - Where's the other one gone? - ( squeaking ) 28 00:01:25,520 --> 00:01:27,040 Where's he gone? 29 00:01:27,120 --> 00:01:29,280 - Ahh! - SMALL MAN: Eh, eh, which way? 30 00:01:29,360 --> 00:01:30,760 Which way? Is that way? That way. 31 00:01:30,840 --> 00:01:32,640 - Come on. - I saw him a minute ago. 32 00:01:32,720 --> 00:01:34,640 - LARGE MAN: Pinky! Pinky! - We'll try down here. 33 00:01:34,720 --> 00:01:36,600 ( animal squeaking ) 34 00:01:39,520 --> 00:01:41,160 Mmm-mmm-ah! 35 00:01:44,720 --> 00:01:46,360 Ah, Teddy, 36 00:01:46,440 --> 00:01:47,920 do you want one? 37 00:01:48,000 --> 00:01:49,000 Hmm? 38 00:01:49,080 --> 00:01:50,200 You do? 39 00:01:50,280 --> 00:01:51,760 Okay. 40 00:01:53,720 --> 00:01:55,160 ( mutters ) 41 00:01:55,240 --> 00:01:57,120 ( squealing ) 42 00:01:59,200 --> 00:02:00,200 Ah, 43 00:02:00,280 --> 00:02:02,840 let me see. 44 00:02:02,920 --> 00:02:04,560 Ah, yes, 45 00:02:04,640 --> 00:02:07,120 that's the one. 46 00:02:07,200 --> 00:02:09,360 Ah. ( humming ) 47 00:02:09,440 --> 00:02:11,160 - Go on this way. - All right. 48 00:02:13,080 --> 00:02:15,000 ( humming ) 49 00:02:19,920 --> 00:02:20,960 ( gasps ) 50 00:02:21,040 --> 00:02:22,040 ( tires screeching ) 51 00:02:22,120 --> 00:02:24,440 ( squealing ) 52 00:02:24,520 --> 00:02:25,920 ( squealing sadly ) 53 00:02:26,000 --> 00:02:29,800 What is that? 54 00:02:29,880 --> 00:02:31,600 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I can't sell them. 55 00:02:31,680 --> 00:02:33,280 No way. No. 56 00:02:33,360 --> 00:02:35,400 LARGE MAN: You take them 57 00:02:35,480 --> 00:02:37,880 - or Polly gets it. - SHOPKEEPER: Oh! 58 00:02:37,960 --> 00:02:39,200 - ( cackling ) - ( snaps ) 59 00:02:42,280 --> 00:02:43,720 ( squawks ) 60 00:02:43,800 --> 00:02:46,080 - No, no. - Give. 61 00:02:46,160 --> 00:02:47,480 ( cash register rings ) 62 00:02:47,560 --> 00:02:49,400 Here, here. 63 00:02:49,480 --> 00:02:52,040 ( cackling ) 64 00:02:52,120 --> 00:02:53,200 ( squawk ) 65 00:02:53,280 --> 00:02:55,040 LARGE MAN: All right. Come on. 66 00:02:55,120 --> 00:02:58,400 ( both chuckling ) 67 00:02:58,480 --> 00:03:02,000 SHOPKEEPER: ( mumbling with fear ) 68 00:03:02,080 --> 00:03:04,440 - There's no hiding. - ( van engine starts ) 69 00:03:08,880 --> 00:03:10,400 ( whimpers ) 70 00:03:15,240 --> 00:03:16,640 ( tires screech ) 71 00:03:16,720 --> 00:03:19,160 Right. Ha! 72 00:03:20,800 --> 00:03:22,520 Hmm. 73 00:03:22,600 --> 00:03:25,720 Huh, somewhere here. 74 00:03:25,800 --> 00:03:27,360 Hmm. 75 00:03:27,440 --> 00:03:29,040 Oh. 76 00:03:29,120 --> 00:03:30,320 Ah. 77 00:03:30,400 --> 00:03:32,320 - ( gasps ) - ( piglets squeaking ) 78 00:03:32,400 --> 00:03:36,560 Look. Some friends of yours. 79 00:03:36,640 --> 00:03:40,320 ( muttering ) 80 00:03:40,400 --> 00:03:42,520 - Good morning. - Huh? 81 00:03:42,600 --> 00:03:45,160 I've got this. 82 00:03:45,240 --> 00:03:46,520 Aah! Not another one! 83 00:03:46,600 --> 00:03:49,120 Out! Out! 84 00:03:49,200 --> 00:03:51,480 What is it with everybody? 85 00:03:51,560 --> 00:03:54,520 Wha--What's that? 86 00:03:54,600 --> 00:03:56,280 ( groans ) 87 00:03:57,560 --> 00:04:00,200 - ( squeaking ) - Hmm. 88 00:04:00,280 --> 00:04:02,720 Hmph. Hmm. 89 00:04:08,360 --> 00:04:09,960 MR. BEAN: ( sighs ) 90 00:04:10,040 --> 00:04:13,440 ( muttering ) Here. 91 00:04:13,520 --> 00:04:16,360 Hmm. I wonder if it's that? 92 00:04:16,440 --> 00:04:17,800 ( squeaking ) 93 00:04:17,880 --> 00:04:19,840 Hmm. No, that's not right. 94 00:04:21,560 --> 00:04:24,080 Ah, this, hmm? 95 00:04:24,160 --> 00:04:27,560 ( squeaking ) 96 00:04:27,640 --> 00:04:29,120 ( whispering ) Quiet, please! 97 00:04:29,200 --> 00:04:33,920 - ( muttering ) ( animal squealing ) 98 00:04:34,000 --> 00:04:35,520 This is a library. 99 00:04:35,600 --> 00:04:36,920 What's that? 100 00:04:37,000 --> 00:04:39,200 ( sneezes ) 101 00:04:39,280 --> 00:04:41,760 Shh. 102 00:04:41,840 --> 00:04:44,200 ( sighs ) 103 00:04:44,280 --> 00:04:46,280 ( squealing ) 104 00:04:46,360 --> 00:04:47,880 Shh. 105 00:04:49,360 --> 00:04:51,360 Ah, right. 106 00:04:52,400 --> 00:04:55,960 Ah, hmm... 107 00:04:56,040 --> 00:04:58,920 Come on! 108 00:04:59,000 --> 00:05:01,840 ( sighs, mutters ) 109 00:05:02,920 --> 00:05:05,560 - ( animal squeaking ) - Hmm... 110 00:05:05,640 --> 00:05:07,840 ( slurping ) 111 00:05:13,160 --> 00:05:14,960 Eww. 112 00:05:15,040 --> 00:05:16,560 - ( animal squeals ) - But-- 113 00:05:17,560 --> 00:05:18,560 Ah. 114 00:05:18,640 --> 00:05:19,960 ( dog panting ) 115 00:05:20,040 --> 00:05:21,240 ( barks ) 116 00:05:21,320 --> 00:05:23,240 - Oh. Well, now... - MAN: No, sir. 117 00:05:23,320 --> 00:05:24,320 - ( barking ) - No, sir. 118 00:05:24,400 --> 00:05:26,840 No, sir. Sit. 119 00:05:27,840 --> 00:05:29,120 MAN: Hmm... 120 00:05:29,200 --> 00:05:32,120 So sorry. ( mumbling indistinctly ) 121 00:05:32,200 --> 00:05:33,520 ( man muttering ) 122 00:05:33,600 --> 00:05:35,960 You naughty thing. 123 00:05:36,040 --> 00:05:37,200 Hmm. 124 00:05:37,280 --> 00:05:39,160 - MAN: Fetch! - ( splash ) 125 00:05:39,240 --> 00:05:40,760 - ( animal squeaking ) - Huh? 126 00:05:40,840 --> 00:05:42,400 That's right. That's right. 127 00:05:42,480 --> 00:05:43,480 Fetch the stick. Drop it. 128 00:05:43,560 --> 00:05:44,920 Good boy. 129 00:05:45,000 --> 00:05:46,640 - ( shaking ) - Ooh! 130 00:05:47,880 --> 00:05:49,280 Fetch. 131 00:05:49,360 --> 00:05:50,600 ( gasps ) 132 00:05:50,680 --> 00:05:53,160 Hmm! 133 00:05:53,240 --> 00:05:55,600 ( quacking ) 134 00:05:55,680 --> 00:05:57,760 All right, are you ready? 135 00:06:00,000 --> 00:06:01,360 Fetch. 136 00:06:02,720 --> 00:06:04,560 Fetch. 137 00:06:04,640 --> 00:06:05,800 ( sighs ) 138 00:06:05,880 --> 00:06:07,680 - ( squeaking ) - Fetch. 139 00:06:08,680 --> 00:06:10,040 Hmm. 140 00:06:11,440 --> 00:06:13,920 Oh. 141 00:06:14,000 --> 00:06:15,240 Well, what-- 142 00:06:15,320 --> 00:06:17,800 ( squeaking ) 143 00:06:17,880 --> 00:06:19,920 Get--Shoo, shoo! 144 00:06:21,440 --> 00:06:22,880 ( sighs ) 145 00:06:24,200 --> 00:06:26,400 Where... 146 00:06:26,480 --> 00:06:28,680 ( gasps ) 147 00:06:28,760 --> 00:06:31,000 Oh. 148 00:06:31,080 --> 00:06:32,000 But... 149 00:06:32,080 --> 00:06:33,560 ( quacking ) 150 00:06:34,760 --> 00:06:36,360 - ( quacking ) - Huh! 151 00:06:36,440 --> 00:06:37,520 Oh. 152 00:06:38,520 --> 00:06:40,400 - ( muttering ) - ( squeaking ) 153 00:06:40,480 --> 00:06:42,400 Okay. 154 00:06:46,160 --> 00:06:47,360 ( gasps ) 155 00:06:47,440 --> 00:06:48,960 ( squeaks ) 156 00:06:49,040 --> 00:06:51,640 Oh, ugh, ugh, hey, hey. 157 00:06:51,720 --> 00:06:53,520 Wait, wait, wait! Come back, come back! 158 00:06:53,600 --> 00:06:55,120 Come here, come here! 159 00:06:59,080 --> 00:07:00,600 Come on. 160 00:07:00,680 --> 00:07:01,680 - There. - ( squeaking ) 161 00:07:01,760 --> 00:07:02,960 Uh! ( laughing ) 162 00:07:03,040 --> 00:07:04,360 SMALL MAN: Heh heh! Throw them in. 163 00:07:04,440 --> 00:07:06,640 - Come on, get back in there! - Hey! 164 00:07:06,720 --> 00:07:07,800 SMALL MAN: Coming up! 165 00:07:07,880 --> 00:07:10,400 Ah! Yeah. 166 00:07:10,480 --> 00:07:11,800 - SMALL MAN: Coming up! - ( squeaking ) 167 00:07:11,880 --> 00:07:13,200 - Ah! - SMALL MAN: Coming up! 168 00:07:13,280 --> 00:07:14,560 MR. BEAN: Will you come back here? 169 00:07:14,640 --> 00:07:15,600 - Eh? - Eh? 170 00:07:15,680 --> 00:07:17,200 ( squealing ) 171 00:07:17,280 --> 00:07:18,280 MR. BEAN: Come back here! 172 00:07:18,360 --> 00:07:19,720 LARGE MAN: Come on, later. 173 00:07:19,800 --> 00:07:22,000 MR. BEAN: I can't get-- Wait for me, you! 174 00:07:25,920 --> 00:07:29,400 Oh? Uh, but I--I don't-- 175 00:07:29,480 --> 00:07:31,120 - ( squeaking ) - Oh. 176 00:07:31,200 --> 00:07:33,400 ( squeaking ) 177 00:07:35,760 --> 00:07:37,000 Ahh! 178 00:07:37,080 --> 00:07:39,160 ( sniffing ) 179 00:07:39,240 --> 00:07:42,120 Wait a minute. 180 00:07:42,200 --> 00:07:44,680 Right! Rrr! 181 00:07:46,040 --> 00:07:49,200 What am I going to do with-- 182 00:07:49,280 --> 00:07:50,640 - I-- - ( van approaching ) 183 00:07:50,720 --> 00:07:51,760 Aah! 184 00:07:53,200 --> 00:07:54,560 Oh. 185 00:07:54,640 --> 00:07:55,600 ( whimpering ) 186 00:07:55,680 --> 00:07:57,600 Oh, no. 187 00:07:57,680 --> 00:08:00,680 ( humming ) 188 00:08:02,080 --> 00:08:05,080 ( badgers squealing ) 189 00:08:07,840 --> 00:08:09,560 And for the dryer, 190 00:08:09,640 --> 00:08:10,680 I have a dryer. 191 00:08:10,760 --> 00:08:12,200 ( cackling ) 192 00:08:12,280 --> 00:08:14,800 ( laughing ) 193 00:08:14,880 --> 00:08:17,240 - In the dip, out the dip. - ( both laughing ) 194 00:08:17,320 --> 00:08:18,360 Hang 'er. 195 00:08:20,680 --> 00:08:21,600 ( tires screeching ) 196 00:08:21,680 --> 00:08:22,680 ( large man laughing ) 197 00:08:22,760 --> 00:08:24,400 There they are. 198 00:08:24,480 --> 00:08:27,600 LARGE MAN: In the dip, and out the dip. 199 00:08:27,680 --> 00:08:29,440 SMALL MAN: Now for the dryer, 200 00:08:29,520 --> 00:08:30,720 I have a dryer. 201 00:08:30,800 --> 00:08:32,920 ( large man laughing ) 202 00:08:33,000 --> 00:08:35,360 - Go on. Go on. Go on. - ( grunting ) 203 00:08:35,440 --> 00:08:37,400 LARGE MAN: In the old dip, and out the old dip. 204 00:08:37,480 --> 00:08:38,680 Right. 205 00:08:38,760 --> 00:08:41,480 SMALL MAN: And for the old dryer, 206 00:08:41,560 --> 00:08:43,640 I have the old dryer. 207 00:08:43,720 --> 00:08:45,960 ( men laughing ) 208 00:08:46,040 --> 00:08:47,440 - ( hand brake ratcheting ) - Ugh! 209 00:08:47,520 --> 00:08:50,880 LARGE MAN: In the dip, and out the dip. 210 00:08:50,960 --> 00:08:53,400 SMALL MAN: And for the dryer, I have a dryer. 211 00:08:56,840 --> 00:08:59,520 SHOPKEEPER: I'm not sure you should be--Um! 212 00:08:59,600 --> 00:09:00,920 Right. 213 00:09:01,000 --> 00:09:02,000 ( gasps ) 214 00:09:02,080 --> 00:09:04,320 Oh, I see. 215 00:09:04,400 --> 00:09:05,640 Shh! 216 00:09:05,720 --> 00:09:07,720 Get back in there. 217 00:09:10,640 --> 00:09:11,880 ( grunting ) 218 00:09:11,960 --> 00:09:13,400 Get in. 219 00:09:13,480 --> 00:09:15,960 - ( badger growling ) - ( men screaming ) 220 00:09:16,040 --> 00:09:17,640 ( humming ) 221 00:09:17,720 --> 00:09:19,040 Ah. 222 00:09:19,120 --> 00:09:21,160 SMALL MAN: What's going on? What's going on? 223 00:09:22,920 --> 00:09:23,960 ( grunting ) 224 00:09:26,080 --> 00:09:29,080 ( squeaking ) 225 00:09:31,360 --> 00:09:32,440 MR. BEAN: Bye-bye. 226 00:09:32,520 --> 00:09:33,960 ( laughing ) 227 00:09:34,040 --> 00:09:37,160 SMALL MAN: Oh, I can't! 228 00:09:37,240 --> 00:09:39,160 I can't reach it! 229 00:09:39,240 --> 00:09:42,560 Ohh! Oh! No! 230 00:09:45,560 --> 00:09:46,560 ( sighs ) 231 00:09:46,640 --> 00:09:47,720 ( humming ) 232 00:09:50,400 --> 00:09:52,280 ( crash ) 233 00:09:52,360 --> 00:09:53,520 Oops. 234 00:09:53,600 --> 00:09:56,640 Uh...Oh, no! 235 00:09:56,720 --> 00:09:58,080 Why...( muttering ) 236 00:09:58,160 --> 00:09:59,360 ( horn honking ) 237 00:10:02,440 --> 00:10:04,600 Look in the van. 238 00:10:04,680 --> 00:10:06,120 Huh? 239 00:10:09,560 --> 00:10:11,920 Buh-huh-huh-huh-ha! 240 00:10:12,000 --> 00:10:13,240 Pffft! 241 00:10:13,320 --> 00:10:15,640 Oh! 242 00:10:15,720 --> 00:10:17,280 MR. BEAN: Hmm. 243 00:10:17,360 --> 00:10:19,080 Hmm. 244 00:10:19,160 --> 00:10:20,560 Hmm. 245 00:10:20,640 --> 00:10:21,920 Hmm. 246 00:10:22,000 --> 00:10:23,800 Hmm. 247 00:10:23,880 --> 00:10:26,240 Hmm. Hmm. 248 00:10:26,320 --> 00:10:29,240 Huh. Hmm. 249 00:10:29,320 --> 00:10:31,520 Number two 250 00:10:31,600 --> 00:10:34,440 and number five. 251 00:10:34,520 --> 00:10:35,480 Yes? 252 00:10:35,560 --> 00:10:36,960 ( squealing ) 253 00:10:37,040 --> 00:10:38,400 Yes. Number two and five. 254 00:10:38,480 --> 00:10:40,600 Well done, Mr. Bean. 255 00:10:40,680 --> 00:10:43,000 MR. BEAN: Thank you. 256 00:10:43,080 --> 00:10:44,080 Ahh! 257 00:10:44,160 --> 00:10:45,320 ( chuckles ) 258 00:10:46,400 --> 00:10:49,400 ( music playing ) 259 00:11:00,040 --> 00:11:01,080 ( flashlight bulb shatters ) 260 00:11:01,160 --> 00:11:03,120 MR. BEAN: Ohh!