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( music playing )

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( flashlight bulb shatters )

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( door slams )

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( sighs )

5
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There you go.

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Right.

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Let's see here.

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Ah.

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♪ La la la la la la la

10
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♪ La la la la la
la la la ♪

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( snickers )

12
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Ahh!

13
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Oh.

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( mumbling )

15
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Oh.

16
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Sss! Sss! Right.

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Right. ( mumbling )

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( snickering )

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( clock ticking )

20
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Oh.

21
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There we are.

22
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Right. Ah.

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Oh.

24
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Ahh.

25
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Ohh.

26
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( clock ticking )

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( music playing )

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( sizzling )

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( snoring )

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( alarm clock ringing )

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( snoring )

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( doorbell chimes )

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- Ohh.
- ( doorbell chimes )

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( snoring )

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( chicken clucking )

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( bells tolling )

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( bells tolling )

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( giant footsteps echoing )

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( Mr. Bean snoring )

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( chicken roars )

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( snoring )

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( horror music screeching )

43
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( chicken roars )

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( screaming )

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Ohh. Oh!

46
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What? What then--

47
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( doorbell chimes )

48
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Oh, my goodness!

49
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Oh, oh, oh!

50
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( coughing )

51
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That's ( coughs ) hot.

52
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( coughing )

53
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- ( window closes )
- Ohh!

54
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Ohh! ( coughs )

55
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Ah!

56
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Ah! Ah!

57
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Stay there.
( coughs )

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Oh, right.

59
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( doorbell chimes )

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( breathing loudly
through snorkel )

61
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Oh.

62
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Oh, no.

63
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Oh!

64
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( doorbell chiming )

65
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- Oh!
- ( chiming )

66
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( sighs )

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Ohh!

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( doorbell chiming
repeatedly )

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( muttering )

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- ( doorbell stops )
- There. Right.

71
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- Hello.
- ( growls )

72
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- Oh. Thank you.
- Mmm.

73
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( sighs )

74
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( clears throat )

75
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( coughs deliberately )

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Uh...Hmm?

77
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Well, look what I got you.

78
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- There.
- Oh!

79
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( sniffs )

80
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Mmm.

81
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- ( smacking lips )
- Uh...

82
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Tsk! Ohh!

83
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- There.
- Tsk! Oh!

84
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( sighs )

85
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Ah, mmm...

86
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( clucking )

87
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Ah, good.
Chicken for dinner.

88
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( clucking )

89
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( squawking )

90
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Oh!

91
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Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

92
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Yeah. Yeah.

93
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( sniffing ) Ahh!

94
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- Oh!
- Very nice.

95
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Okay.

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( Irma clears throat )

97
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Ah, yes. Yes.

98
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Certainly.

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( mutters )

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IRMA: Ah! Hmm...

101
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MR. BEAN: ( gasps )

102
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Oh. Oh!
( muttering )

103
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( Irma sniffing )

104
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Eww!

105
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MR. BEAN: Oh.

106
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Um. Oh. Oh, don't.

107
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IRMA: Aww!

108
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Pfft! Pfft!

109
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Eh? Ahe-hem!

110
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- MR. BEAN: Yes?
- IRMA: Here.

111
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IRMA: Right.
- Oh! Oh, I don't--

112
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- Oh.
- I'll do it.

113
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Thank you.

114
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Oh. Oh.

115
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Oh, dear.

116
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( sighs deeply )

117
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MR. BEAN: Oh.

118
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( deep voice )
Won't be long.

119
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( high voice )
No, won't be long.

120
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Hmm.

121
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( laughing )

122
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( laughing )

123
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Mmm.

124
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( laughing )

125
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Ah. ( laughing )

126
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MR. BEAN:
Doh! Get! Go!

127
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Shoo, shoo, shoo,
shoo, shoo.

128
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Must be something here.

129
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Aha.

130
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Ah!

131
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Tsk! Ohh!

132
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( grumbling )

133
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What am I going to do?

134
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Oh.

135
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Ah.

136
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Cheese!

137
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- ( mouse squeaking )
- ( gasps )

138
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I can't--Wait

139
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Not so fast.

140
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Right.

141
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- Ah.
- ( pigeon cooing )

142
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Hmm.

143
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Tsk! Oh!
Go on! Get out!

144
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Shoo, shoo, shoo, shoo, shoo.

145
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Oh.

146
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Not bad.

147
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( stomach growling )

148
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Oh!

149
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- ( sighs )
- ( door closes )

150
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MR. BEAN: Ta-da!

151
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IRMA: Oh!

152
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Good evening, madam.

153
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Here we are,

154
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your knife,

155
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your fork.

156
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Voila.

157
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Oh.

158
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MR. BEAN: Mwah!

159
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Hmm, good.

160
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( chuckles )

161
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But there's more.

162
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There's more.

163
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- Oh.
- Wait there.

164
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Mmm?

165
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Hmm.

166
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Ohh! What--

167
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( gasps )

168
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I know.

169
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( grunts )

170
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( mumbles )

171
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( music playing )

172
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There.

173
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( water boiling )

174
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Right.

175
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I'll get those.

176
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( mumbling )

177
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I know.

178
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Pff.

179
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( grunts )

180
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I know.

181
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Right. There.

182
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They're all hot now.

183
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Come on

184
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( tapping )

185
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That's not cooked.

186
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So what--15...

187
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We've got time.

188
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( owl hooting )

189
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( sighs )

190
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Come on.

191
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It must be done now.

192
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Tsk! Oh, no, no! No!

193
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Tsk. Oh.

194
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( stomach growling )

195
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( sighs )

196
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Oh, uh...

197
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Mmm.

198
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Oh. Ah.

199
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Mmm. Here.

200
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Uh! Ah, but you--

201
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But the kitchen's
in there!

202
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Um...I, uh...
I was just cleaning my teeth.

203
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Yeah.

204
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( growls )

205
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Where are you going?

206
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I could just, uh--( gasps )

207
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Ohh!

208
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- ( stomach growling )
- Oh!

209
00:08:00,240 --> 00:08:01,240
Eh?

210
00:08:01,320 --> 00:08:02,320
( pigeon cooing )

211
00:08:02,400 --> 00:08:03,560
Oh.

212
00:08:03,640 --> 00:08:05,160
( smacks lips )

213
00:08:05,240 --> 00:08:06,480
Ah!

214
00:08:06,560 --> 00:08:08,720
Oh, dear! Ohh!

215
00:08:08,800 --> 00:08:10,240
( growls )

216
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( groans )

217
00:08:13,960 --> 00:08:17,120
Oh, this must be ready
by now.

218
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( gasps )

219
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Yes!

220
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Excellent.

221
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All right.

222
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Ahh!

223
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There we go.

224
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( stomach growling )

225
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Oh!

226
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Ta-da!

227
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IRMA: Mmm...

228
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( humming )

229
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Oh. Oh.

230
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Just need something
to serve it up with.

231
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- Oh!
- ( cooing )

232
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Got it. Right.

233
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Got one.

234
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- ( window slams )
- ( pigeons squawks )

235
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( gasps )

236
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( gasps and screams )

237
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( stammering )

238
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- ( slurping noise )
- Oh!

239
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( mumbling hysterically )

240
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Oh! Aah!

241
00:09:02,800 --> 00:09:04,560
Ohh!

242
00:09:04,640 --> 00:09:07,200
( laughing sinisterly )

243
00:09:07,280 --> 00:09:09,280
( sighs )

244
00:09:12,280 --> 00:09:14,360
( slurping )

245
00:09:14,440 --> 00:09:16,160
( sipping )

246
00:09:16,240 --> 00:09:18,680
Ah.

247
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MR. BEAN: ( muttering )

248
00:09:25,200 --> 00:09:26,560
Hmm.

249
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So small.

250
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Oh, I know!

251
00:09:32,040 --> 00:09:33,880
This will do it.

252
00:09:33,960 --> 00:09:36,320
There we go.

253
00:09:36,400 --> 00:09:38,000
- ( grunting )
- ( pump hissing )

254
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( muttering )

255
00:09:46,160 --> 00:09:49,000
- Ah!
- ( air escaping )

256
00:09:49,080 --> 00:09:50,280
Ah! There.

257
00:09:52,800 --> 00:09:54,120
Right.

258
00:09:54,200 --> 00:09:56,480
( sizzling )

259
00:09:56,560 --> 00:09:58,840
That does it!
I leave now!

260
00:09:58,920 --> 00:10:00,640
- MR. BEAN: Ah-ahem!
- Eh?

261
00:10:00,720 --> 00:10:02,240
Oh!

262
00:10:02,320 --> 00:10:04,160
( sniffing ) Ahh!

263
00:10:04,240 --> 00:10:05,280
( humming )

264
00:10:05,360 --> 00:10:06,400
Mmm!

265
00:10:06,480 --> 00:10:07,880
Ahh!

266
00:10:07,960 --> 00:10:10,280
( humming )

267
00:10:10,360 --> 00:10:12,200
All right.

268
00:10:12,280 --> 00:10:13,480
- IRMA: Mmm!
- ( skin creaks )

269
00:10:13,560 --> 00:10:15,040
- Oh.
- ( creaking )

270
00:10:15,120 --> 00:10:16,320
What?

271
00:10:16,400 --> 00:10:18,280
( grunting )

272
00:10:18,360 --> 00:10:19,480
Oh!

273
00:10:19,560 --> 00:10:21,440
( squealing
as air escapes )

274
00:10:21,520 --> 00:10:22,840
Oh.

275
00:10:24,400 --> 00:10:25,560
- Uh--

276
00:10:25,640 --> 00:10:28,040
Why, you!
( shouting angrily )

277
00:10:28,120 --> 00:10:31,600
( mouse squeaking )

278
00:10:31,680 --> 00:10:33,760
- Ooh!
- Ohh!

279
00:10:33,840 --> 00:10:35,600
- Mmm!
- Mmm!

280
00:10:35,680 --> 00:10:36,720
( squeaks )

281
00:10:36,800 --> 00:10:39,880
( both shouting )

282
00:10:39,960 --> 00:10:41,360
MR. BEAN: Get the lid!
Get the lid!

283
00:10:41,440 --> 00:10:44,160
( shouting and banging )

284
00:10:46,400 --> 00:10:49,400
( music playing )

285
00:10:58,200 --> 00:10:59,760
Tsk! Ohh!

286
00:10:59,840 --> 00:11:01,760
( sighs )

287
00:11:15,440 --> 00:11:16,480
( flashlight bulb shatters )

288
00:11:16,560 --> 00:11:18,320
MR. BEAN: Ohh!