( music playing )
( flashlight bulb shatters )
( door slams )
( sighs )
There you go.
Right.
Let's see here.
Ah.
♪ La la la la la la la
♪ La la la la la la la la ♪
( snickers )
Ahh!
Oh.
( mumbling )
Oh.
Sss! Sss! Right.
Right. ( mumbling )
( snickering )
( clock ticking )
Oh.
There we are.
Right. Ah.
Oh.
Ahh.
Ohh.
( clock ticking )
( music playing )
( sizzling )
( snoring )
( alarm clock ringing )
( snoring )
( doorbell chimes )
- Ohh. - ( doorbell chimes )
( snoring )
( chicken clucking )
( bells tolling )
( giant footsteps echoing )
( Mr. Bean snoring )
( chicken roars )
( snoring )
( horror music screeching )
( chicken roars )
( screaming )
Ohh. Oh!
What? What then--
( doorbell chimes )
Oh, my goodness!
Oh, oh, oh!
( coughing )
That's ( coughs ) hot.
( coughing )
- ( window closes ) - Ohh!
Ohh! ( coughs )
Ah!
Ah! Ah!
Stay there. ( coughs )
Oh, right.
( doorbell chimes )
( breathing loudly through snorkel )
Oh.
Oh, no.
Oh!
( doorbell chiming )
- Oh! - ( chiming )
( sighs )
Ohh!
( doorbell chiming repeatedly )
( muttering )
- ( doorbell stops ) - There. Right.
- Hello. - ( growls )
- Oh. Thank you. - Mmm.
( sighs )
( clears throat )
( coughs deliberately )
Uh...Hmm?
Well, look what I got you.
- There. - Oh!
( sniffs )
Mmm.
- ( smacking lips ) - Uh...
Tsk! Ohh!
- There. - Tsk! Oh!
( sighs )
Ah, mmm...
( clucking )
Ah, good. Chicken for dinner.
( clucking )
( squawking )
Oh!
Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
Yeah. Yeah.
( sniffing ) Ahh!
- Oh! - Very nice.
Okay.
( Irma clears throat )
Ah, yes. Yes.
Certainly.
( mutters )
IRMA: Ah! Hmm...
MR. BEAN: ( gasps )
Oh. Oh! ( muttering )
( Irma sniffing )
Eww!
MR. BEAN: Oh.
Um. Oh. Oh, don't.
IRMA: Aww!
Pfft! Pfft!
Eh? Ahe-hem!
- MR. BEAN: Yes? - IRMA: Here.
IRMA: Right. - Oh! Oh, I don't--
- Oh. - I'll do it.
Thank you.
Oh. Oh.
Oh, dear.
( sighs deeply )
MR. BEAN: Oh.
( deep voice ) Won't be long.
( high voice ) No, won't be long.
Hmm.
( laughing )
Mmm.
( laughing )
Ah. ( laughing )
MR. BEAN: Doh! Get! Go!
Shoo, shoo, shoo, shoo, shoo.
Must be something here.
Aha.
Ah!
Tsk! Ohh!
( grumbling )
What am I going to do?
Oh.
Ah.
Cheese!
- ( mouse squeaking ) - ( gasps )
I can't--Wait
Not so fast.
Right.
- Ah. - ( pigeon cooing )
Hmm.
Tsk! Oh! Go on! Get out!
Shoo, shoo, shoo, shoo, shoo.
Oh.
Not bad.
( stomach growling )
Oh!
- ( sighs ) - ( door closes )
MR. BEAN: Ta-da!
IRMA: Oh!
Good evening, madam.
Here we are,
your knife,
your fork.
Voila.
Oh.
MR. BEAN: Mwah!
Hmm, good.
( chuckles )
But there's more.
There's more.
- Oh. - Wait there.
Mmm?
Hmm.
Ohh! What--
( gasps )
I know.
( grunts )
( mumbles )
( music playing )
There.
( water boiling )
Right.
I'll get those.
( mumbling )
I know.
Pff.
( grunts )
I know.
Right. There.
They're all hot now.
Come on
( tapping )
That's not cooked.
So what--15...
We've got time.
( owl hooting )
( sighs )
Come on.
It must be done now.
Tsk! Oh, no, no! No!
Tsk. Oh.
( stomach growling )
( sighs )
Oh, uh...
Mmm.
Oh. Ah.
Mmm. Here.
Uh! Ah, but you--
But the kitchen's in there!
Um...I, uh... I was just cleaning my teeth.
Yeah.
( growls )
Where are you going?
I could just, uh--( gasps )
Ohh!
- ( stomach growling ) - Oh!
Eh?
( pigeon cooing )
Oh.
( smacks lips )
Ah!
Oh, dear! Ohh!
( growls )
( groans )
Oh, this must be ready by now.
( gasps )
Yes!
Excellent.
All right.
Ahh!
There we go.
( stomach growling )
Oh!
Ta-da!
IRMA: Mmm...
( humming )
Oh. Oh.
Just need something to serve it up with.
- Oh! - ( cooing )
Got it. Right.
Got one.
- ( window slams ) - ( pigeons squawks )
( gasps )
( gasps and screams )
( stammering )
- ( slurping noise ) - Oh!
( mumbling hysterically )
Oh! Aah!
Ohh!
( laughing sinisterly )
( sighs )
( slurping )
( sipping )
Ah.
MR. BEAN: ( muttering )
Hmm.
So small.
Oh, I know!
This will do it.
There we go.
- ( grunting ) - ( pump hissing )
( muttering )
- Ah! - ( air escaping )
Ah! There.
Right.
( sizzling )
That does it! I leave now!
- MR. BEAN: Ah-ahem! - Eh?
Oh!
( sniffing ) Ahh!
( humming )
Mmm!
Ahh!
( humming )
All right.
- IRMA: Mmm! - ( skin creaks )
- Oh. - ( creaking )
What?
( grunting )
Oh!
( squealing as air escapes )
Oh.
- Uh--
Why, you! ( shouting angrily )
( mouse squeaking )
- Ooh! - Ohh!
- Mmm! - Mmm!
( squeaks )
( both shouting )
MR. BEAN: Get the lid! Get the lid!
( shouting and banging )
( music playing )
Tsk! Ohh!
( sighs )
( flashlight bulb shatters )
MR. BEAN: Ohh!