( music playing )
( flashlight bulb shatters )
( door slams )
( humming )
( pipe rattling )
Ah!
( grunts )
Oh!
( eerie music playing )
Ohh!
( frightened gasps )
Ahh.
- Hmm. - ( water dripping )
- ( floorboards creaking ) - MR. BEAN: ( whimpering )
Oh!
Oh, get this off.
( mouse squeaking )
Ah!
( mumbling )
( water sloshing )
Oh!
( grunts )
Ah!
( glass shatters )
( loud thud )
Oh!
( music box playing )
( gasps )
- ( gasping ) Ooh!
( doll squeaks )
Ohh!
( slams )
( gasping )
- ( squeaking ) - What the...Oh!
( sighs )
( chuckles )
Ohh!
Oh! Shoo shoo!
Ahh!
What's this?
Ohh.
Ohh!
- ( jingling ) - Ohh!
( laughing )
- Hmm. - ( clanking )
( gasps )
Look. ( laughing )
Har har! Har har!
Go on. Go on.
Teddy, walk the plank.
Ooh, go!
( laughs )
Ahh.
Ohh.
( gasps ) That's it!
That's the same thing I have on my head! Look!
Ahh.
( mumbling )
Oh.
( object rattling )
Hmm.
( straining )
Hmm.
Stay there. Stay there.
Ohh.
( gasps )
Hey. I wonder...
Hmm! Ahh...
Oh!
Tsk! Oh!
Ech!
( clanking )
( groans )
Elbow...Ah, yes.
That's the one.
Aha.
Oh.
Tsk!
But where's the-- ( muttering )
Ohh.
Oh.
Ahh.
Ooh-whoo!
- ( thud ) - ( cat screeches )
Oh!
( cat yowls )
Oh.
( sighs )
Tsk! Oh! Puh!
Ooh. Oh!
( gasps )
A map?
( snickers )
Ohh. Now where to find that?
No.
Tsk! No.
( sighs )
( gasps )
I know!
Oh.
Ah.
Ohh. Yes! Yes!
( Mrs. Wicket snoring )
- ( snorting ) - Oh!
( creaks )
( gasps )
Oh!
Eh? Huh?
MR. BEAN: Hmm.
Aha.
( snoring )
( humming "Aloha 'Oe" )
( chuckling )
( snoring )
MR. BEAN: Good. Ah.
- ( purring )
Tsk!
Ah.
Ohh.
( cat meowing and scratching door )
( gasping )
Huh? ( snorting )
Scrapper!
- ( cat meowing ) - ( soot falling )
Scrapper?
Ooh! Ohh!
( snickering )
Oh! Ohh!
Ahh.
What's this?
Oh.
Tsk! Oh!
But it--
Oh!
What does that mean?
( gasps )
Oh, look, look!
It's--I know those trees!
Look!
Uh!
Ahh!
Yes, it is!
All right!
Oh.
Ahh.
Oh!
( snickering )
Tch tch!
Ohh!
Hoo!
( frightened gasps )
Ho.
( muttering )
Ah! ( gasps )
- ( chick peeping ) - Ah! Oh!
Ugh! Uh.
Tsk! Oh!
( owl hoots )
Oh. ( nervous chuckle )
( hooting )
There.
( hooting )
Oh ohh! Ah.
Whew. Sheesh.
Ahh!
Ah!
- Ah. - ( squirrel chattering )
Now, let's...let's...
Ahh.
Ohh!
Ah! ( chuckling )
( sighs )
I got it!
Oh.
Huh?
( didgeridoo music playing )
Uh--Uh-- What does that--
What?
( muttering )
( grunting )
Now, where are we?
Here.
All the way down there?
I can't go over there.
No!
No, no, no, no, no!
PILOT: ( on speaker )Welcome aboard.
We're waiting for our slot,
and we're hopeful that it will be a short wait.
MR. BEAN: Ha ha ha har har!
Har har har!
- Ooh! I'm going... ( indistinct )
WOMAN: ( whispering ) Oh, shut up.
( imitating shovel digging )
Ooh. Aha!
WOMAN: ( exhales loudly )
MR. BEAN: Oh, what fun!
Ahh.
Oh!
( gasps )
Oh, no!
Help! We've got to go back!
Oh. Thank you.
WOMAN: Eh?
Well!
( pilots conversing indistinctly )
MR. BEAN: Aah!
Gotta turn around! Gotta go back!
Go back! Go back! Blah!
Ahhh!
PILOT: Oh.
Hello, tower. 434 coming back, over.
( siren )
MEDIC: Oh. What a thing to happen on your holiday.
There you go, mate.
Hmm...
( straining )
Eh? Ooh!
Where's he gone?
MR. BEAN: One, two, three, four,
five, six, seven, eight,
nine, ten, eleven twelve,
thirteen, fourteen, fifteen, sixteen,
seventeen, eighteen, nineteen, twenty,
twenty-one, twenty-two, twenty-three.
One, two, three, four,
five, six, seven, eight...
WOMAN: What?
- Good day. - Eh?
One, two, three...
GOALIE: No!
MR. BEAN: ( gasps )
One, two, three, four,
five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten.
One, two, three, four,
five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten...
( mumbling numbers )
- ( thud ) - Oh!
Oh.
Ah.
Right.
Ahh!
Oh! ( chuckles )
Right!
Turn round, come to the middle,
turn to see.
( gasps )
There it is!
There it is! Ohh!
Yes!
( shovel digging )
( Mr. Bean grunting )
( sighs )
Ohh!
( blows )
Oh.
( object rattling )
Ooh!
What's that?
Ohh!
( gasps )
( panting )
( screech )
Ha ha!
Ah! Ohh!
Right! ( mumbling indistinctly )
Oh.
What?
Oh! ( laughing )
Look! Look!
You led me to the jigsaw!
Ohh! Look at that!
( sighs )
Ohh!
Thank you.
( mumbling happily )
Excellent!
( music playing )
( flashlight bulb shatters )
MR. BEAN: Ohh!