( music playing )
( flashlight bulb shatters )
( door slams )
( snoring )
( yawning )
Ahh.
Come on.
Ohh. There you are.
Ahh.
( humming )
Good.
Ahh.
Tsk!
Oh.
Ah.
( gasps )
Tss! ( groans )
( muttering )
Huh.
Oh. Ohh.
Oh, oh.
( snoring )
- ( loud crash ) - ( meow )
Ohh.
( grunting )
( sighs )
Ohh.
( ticking )
( snoring )
( cat screeches )
( Mrs. Wicket snoring )
( mumbling )
( stairs creaking )
( creaking loudly )
- ( door bangs ) - ( glass shatters )
( moaning )
Huh?
Oh!
( gasps )
There, there.
( snoring )
MR. BEAN: ( gasps )
( cat yowling )
Ohh.
What the--
Ahem!
Ah-heh-heh-heh-heh-hem!
Ah-ah-ah-hem!
Oh.
( Mrs. Wicket snoring )
( winding )
( ringing )
Come on.
( sighs )
( yowling )
Ah!
Ah.
( clanging )
Tsk! Ohh!
( grunting )
Ah!
( sighs )
There. There we go.
Unh! Uh!
- Oh! - ( cat yowls )
Let's just cover this.
There you are.
Ohh.
Tsk! Ohh.
Ah.
Oh!
( sighs )
( yowls )
( cat yowling )
- ( yowls and hisses ) - Aah!
Ooh!
MRS. WICKET: ( laughing )
( yawning )
Ha ha.
Nice.
Eh?!
( laughs weakly )
- MRS. WICKET: Aah! - ( cat yowling )
And stay out!
( sighs )
( snoring )
( alarm clock ringing )
( mumbling )
( groans )
( yawning )
Bleh.
Ptt! Ptt! Pttah!
Ooh! Ohh!
There we are.
( sighs )
Huh?
Ohh.
Ahh!
Oh!
There it is.
- Ah. - ( doorbell chimes )
- MR. BEAN: Oh! - Mmmm!
I saw a room for rent in the paper.
- Come in! - Thank you!
Oh! It's a long way up.
( chuckling )
- There! - Oh!
LANDLADY: It's a nice one, yeah?
- Ooh, very nice. - You like it?
Good.
Oh! Wonderful!
Ahh.
LANDLADY: I have a special meal for you!
Ooh, here it comes!
Ta-da!
- ( gasps ) - ( laughing manically )
( playing bugle fanfare )
( relieved sighs )
( landlady laughing )
( sighs )
Let's try another one.
( screech )
( humming )
Ah.
( gasps )
Ohh!
( peacocks screeching )
( tires screech )
Ohh! Look at this!
Ah!
( bell ringing )
Ohh, ohh.
BUTLER: Yes?
Do you have a room, please?
BUTLER: Oh. Come in.
MR. BEAN: Certainly. Certainly.
- Here we are. - Thank you so much.
( gasps )
( hogs snorting )
( chicken squawks )
Ohh! Pfft!
- ( screeches ) - Ah.
Ahh!
( classical music playing )
Ho ho.
Ahh.
MR. BEAN: Ah. Good morning.
Eh?
Ah, yes, I came about the rental in the paper here.
Oh. Pay up.
- Okay. - Eh?
- There you go. - Thank you.
- Come on. - Thank you.
- Right in.
Oh!
( classical music playing )
( music stops )
Mmm!
Right! Ahh!
- ( men laughing ) - But--but--but--
- ( facade creaking ) - Stop them!
Hey, what's--No!
( van starts )
( tires screech )
Huh?
- ( tap tap ) - Hmm.
Not bad.
( sighs )
Oh!
Aha.
All right, there.
Chair.
Ahh. Pretty good.
Oh. Hot.
Uch!
Ah.
Into the pot.
Mmm!
( yawning )
( crickets chirping )
( owl hooting )
Come, Teddy.
( yawning )
( thunder )
( wipers squeaking )
Ohh!
( sniffling )
Huh?
( thunder )
Aha.
( doorbell chimes )
Hmm. What?
( deep voice ) Good evening.
I've come about the rooms.
Oh, yeah, right.
- Yes. Oh, thank you. - Come in.
Thank you.
- ( cat growling ) - Oh. Nice pussy.
MRS. WICKET: Oh. He'll take to you.
Right. In here.
MR. BEAN: Ohh!
MRS. WICKET: Nice, eh?
( normal voice ) Mmm, very nice.
Hmm?!
( deep voice ) Very nice.
- ( laughing ) - Thank you.
MRS. WICKET: Right then.
Ohh! ( laughing )
Look at it!
( laughing )
Ohh!
( kissing )
- Ohh! - ( glass clanks )
Oh!
Ptooh!
Mwah!
( snoring )
( stairs creaking )
Oh! Oh!
- ( door bangs ) - ( glass shatters )
Oh, no!
( Mrs. Wicket snoring )
( grunting )
- Aah! - ( thud )
Ah. Just cover you.
MRS. WICKET: ( gasps )
( deep voice ) Hi there, ma'am.
Aah! ( screaming )
Get out of it, you!
Get off! Get out of it! Aah!
Oh, I--
Help! Help!
( choking sounds )
- Help! Help! - Get him!
Help! Ow! Get off!
( deep voice ) I'm gonna get her.
MRS. WICKET: Right! Oh, that's good!
That's it! That's it!
( deep voice ) I got you.
- ( fight sounds ) - ( normal voice ) Aah! Aah!
MRS. WICKET: Aah! Get him!
( deep voice ) I got you!
( groaning )
- Ohh! Oh! Oh! - ( body thuds )
( laughing )
And take that! And that!
( deep voice ) You not harm me with that.
( normal voice ) Yes, tell me you want to go.
( deep voice ) I'm gonna go.
( normal voice ) Go then! Get out of here!
Ah! That's it!
Well, you showed him!
Ha ha ha!
And don't come back!
MRS. WICKET: Oh, you're my hero.
MR. BEAN: Ohh!
I saw the ad.
Ohh!
( sighs )
Well, you can stay.
( exhaling )
( yawning )
( stairs creaking )
- ( door thuds ) - ( glass shatters )
- Cooey!
MR. BEAN: Oh, no.
( music playing )
( flashlight bulb shatters )
MR. BEAN: Ohh!