1 00:00:00,780 --> 00:00:03,340 ( music playing ) 2 00:00:11,780 --> 00:00:12,980 ( flashlight bulb shatters ) 3 00:00:13,060 --> 00:00:14,340 ( door slams ) 4 00:00:15,860 --> 00:00:19,020 ( snoring ) 5 00:00:21,780 --> 00:00:23,340 ( yawning ) 6 00:00:23,420 --> 00:00:24,460 Ahh. 7 00:00:25,900 --> 00:00:27,020 Come on. 8 00:00:27,100 --> 00:00:29,540 Ohh. There you are. 9 00:00:31,820 --> 00:00:33,300 Ahh. 10 00:00:35,220 --> 00:00:38,940 ( humming ) 11 00:00:41,900 --> 00:00:43,260 Good. 12 00:00:46,740 --> 00:00:48,580 Ahh. 13 00:00:50,620 --> 00:00:51,620 Tsk! 14 00:00:52,940 --> 00:00:54,220 Oh. 15 00:00:55,220 --> 00:00:56,140 Ah. 16 00:00:56,220 --> 00:00:57,140 ( gasps ) 17 00:00:57,220 --> 00:00:59,580 Tss! ( groans ) 18 00:00:59,660 --> 00:01:02,140 ( muttering ) 19 00:01:02,220 --> 00:01:03,340 Huh. 20 00:01:03,420 --> 00:01:04,820 Oh. Ohh. 21 00:01:04,900 --> 00:01:06,500 Oh, oh. 22 00:01:06,580 --> 00:01:07,820 ( snoring ) 23 00:01:07,900 --> 00:01:09,660 - ( loud crash ) - ( meow ) 24 00:01:09,740 --> 00:01:11,180 Ohh. 25 00:01:12,740 --> 00:01:15,540 ( grunting ) 26 00:01:15,620 --> 00:01:17,220 ( sighs ) 27 00:01:17,300 --> 00:01:20,220 Ohh. 28 00:01:20,300 --> 00:01:22,620 ( ticking ) 29 00:01:22,700 --> 00:01:25,140 ( snoring ) 30 00:01:25,220 --> 00:01:26,860 ( cat screeches ) 31 00:01:26,940 --> 00:01:29,820 ( Mrs. Wicket snoring ) 32 00:01:33,860 --> 00:01:34,900 ( mumbling ) 33 00:01:34,980 --> 00:01:36,580 ( stairs creaking ) 34 00:01:36,660 --> 00:01:39,300 ( creaking loudly ) 35 00:01:39,380 --> 00:01:40,900 - ( door bangs ) - ( glass shatters ) 36 00:01:40,980 --> 00:01:42,580 ( moaning ) 37 00:01:42,660 --> 00:01:45,540 Huh? 38 00:01:45,620 --> 00:01:46,980 Oh! 39 00:01:49,660 --> 00:01:50,820 ( gasps ) 40 00:01:50,900 --> 00:01:52,620 There, there. 41 00:01:52,700 --> 00:01:54,420 ( snoring ) 42 00:01:54,500 --> 00:01:55,460 MR. BEAN: ( gasps ) 43 00:01:55,540 --> 00:01:57,500 ( cat yowling ) 44 00:01:59,580 --> 00:02:01,420 Ohh. 45 00:02:01,500 --> 00:02:02,860 What the-- 46 00:02:02,940 --> 00:02:04,540 Ahem! 47 00:02:04,620 --> 00:02:06,940 Ah-heh-heh-heh-heh-hem! 48 00:02:07,020 --> 00:02:08,700 Ah-ah-ah-hem! 49 00:02:08,780 --> 00:02:09,740 Oh. 50 00:02:09,820 --> 00:02:12,100 ( Mrs. Wicket snoring ) 51 00:02:12,180 --> 00:02:14,820 ( winding ) 52 00:02:14,900 --> 00:02:16,100 ( ringing ) 53 00:02:16,180 --> 00:02:17,220 Come on. 54 00:02:18,780 --> 00:02:20,420 ( sighs ) 55 00:02:20,500 --> 00:02:22,220 ( yowling ) 56 00:02:22,300 --> 00:02:23,300 Ah! 57 00:02:25,340 --> 00:02:26,420 Ah. 58 00:02:26,500 --> 00:02:28,500 ( clanging ) 59 00:02:30,100 --> 00:02:32,020 ( clanging ) 60 00:02:32,100 --> 00:02:34,100 Tsk! Ohh! 61 00:02:34,180 --> 00:02:36,940 ( grunting ) 62 00:02:45,540 --> 00:02:46,540 Ah! 63 00:02:46,620 --> 00:02:47,700 ( sighs ) 64 00:02:47,780 --> 00:02:50,340 There. There we go. 65 00:02:50,420 --> 00:02:52,540 Unh! Uh! 66 00:02:53,780 --> 00:02:56,740 - Oh! - ( cat yowls ) 67 00:02:56,820 --> 00:02:58,500 Let's just cover this. 68 00:02:58,580 --> 00:03:01,860 There you are. 69 00:03:01,940 --> 00:03:03,460 Ohh. 70 00:03:03,540 --> 00:03:05,260 Tsk! Ohh. 71 00:03:05,340 --> 00:03:06,340 Ah. 72 00:03:06,420 --> 00:03:07,460 Oh! 73 00:03:07,540 --> 00:03:09,220 ( sighs ) 74 00:03:09,300 --> 00:03:10,580 ( yowls ) 75 00:03:10,660 --> 00:03:12,420 ( cat yowling ) 76 00:03:12,500 --> 00:03:14,620 - ( yowls and hisses ) - Aah! 77 00:03:14,700 --> 00:03:15,620 Ooh! 78 00:03:15,700 --> 00:03:17,420 MRS. WICKET: ( laughing ) 79 00:03:17,500 --> 00:03:20,260 ( yawning ) 80 00:03:20,340 --> 00:03:21,580 Ha ha. 81 00:03:21,660 --> 00:03:23,300 Nice. 82 00:03:23,380 --> 00:03:24,780 Eh?! 83 00:03:26,420 --> 00:03:28,220 ( laughs weakly ) 84 00:03:28,300 --> 00:03:31,620 - MRS. WICKET: Aah! - ( cat yowling ) 85 00:03:33,060 --> 00:03:35,020 And stay out! 86 00:03:37,300 --> 00:03:38,740 ( sighs ) 87 00:03:40,460 --> 00:03:42,500 ( snoring ) 88 00:03:42,580 --> 00:03:44,540 ( alarm clock ringing ) 89 00:03:44,620 --> 00:03:47,020 ( mumbling ) 90 00:03:47,100 --> 00:03:49,060 ( groans ) 91 00:03:49,140 --> 00:03:52,660 ( yawning ) 92 00:03:58,940 --> 00:03:59,860 Bleh. 93 00:03:59,940 --> 00:04:02,020 Ptt! Ptt! Pttah! 94 00:04:02,100 --> 00:04:03,540 Ooh! Ohh! 95 00:04:03,620 --> 00:04:05,740 There we are. 96 00:04:05,820 --> 00:04:07,100 ( sighs ) 97 00:04:10,580 --> 00:04:12,020 ( sighs ) 98 00:04:22,980 --> 00:04:24,020 Huh? 99 00:04:24,100 --> 00:04:25,140 Ohh. 100 00:04:25,220 --> 00:04:27,700 Ahh! 101 00:04:27,780 --> 00:04:29,900 Oh! 102 00:04:29,980 --> 00:04:31,860 There it is. 103 00:04:34,220 --> 00:04:36,340 - Ah. - ( doorbell chimes ) 104 00:04:38,340 --> 00:04:39,660 - MR. BEAN: Oh! - Mmmm! 105 00:04:39,740 --> 00:04:41,460 I saw a room for rent in the paper. 106 00:04:41,540 --> 00:04:43,580 - Come in! - Thank you! 107 00:04:45,260 --> 00:04:47,500 Oh! It's a long way up. 108 00:04:47,580 --> 00:04:49,820 ( chuckling ) 109 00:04:49,900 --> 00:04:51,740 - There! - Oh! 110 00:04:51,820 --> 00:04:54,060 LANDLADY: It's a nice one, yeah? 111 00:04:54,140 --> 00:04:56,100 - Ooh, very nice. - You like it? 112 00:04:56,180 --> 00:04:57,180 Good. 113 00:04:57,260 --> 00:04:59,820 Oh! Wonderful! 114 00:04:59,900 --> 00:05:01,420 Ahh. 115 00:05:01,500 --> 00:05:03,460 LANDLADY: I have a special meal for you! 116 00:05:03,540 --> 00:05:05,900 Ooh, here it comes! 117 00:05:05,980 --> 00:05:07,180 Ta-da! 118 00:05:07,260 --> 00:05:11,180 - ( gasps ) - ( laughing manically ) 119 00:05:11,260 --> 00:05:12,460 ( playing bugle fanfare ) 120 00:05:12,540 --> 00:05:15,300 ( relieved sighs ) 121 00:05:15,380 --> 00:05:16,460 ( landlady laughing ) 122 00:05:16,540 --> 00:05:17,740 ( sighs ) 123 00:05:17,820 --> 00:05:19,300 Let's try another one. 124 00:05:21,020 --> 00:05:22,020 ( screech ) 125 00:05:23,100 --> 00:05:24,860 ( humming ) 126 00:05:24,940 --> 00:05:26,620 Ah. 127 00:05:26,700 --> 00:05:27,740 ( gasps ) 128 00:05:29,620 --> 00:05:30,900 Ohh! 129 00:05:33,700 --> 00:05:34,620 ( peacocks screeching ) 130 00:05:34,700 --> 00:05:35,620 ( tires screech ) 131 00:05:35,700 --> 00:05:40,100 Ohh! Look at this! 132 00:05:40,180 --> 00:05:41,340 Ah! 133 00:05:42,460 --> 00:05:43,860 ( bell ringing ) 134 00:05:43,940 --> 00:05:45,940 Ohh, ohh. 135 00:05:50,420 --> 00:05:51,580 BUTLER: Yes? 136 00:05:51,660 --> 00:05:53,060 Do you have a room, please? 137 00:05:53,140 --> 00:05:54,380 BUTLER: Oh. Come in. 138 00:05:54,460 --> 00:05:56,180 MR. BEAN: Certainly. Certainly. 139 00:05:57,940 --> 00:05:59,660 - Here we are. - Thank you so much. 140 00:05:59,740 --> 00:06:00,700 ( gasps ) 141 00:06:00,780 --> 00:06:02,860 ( hogs snorting ) 142 00:06:02,940 --> 00:06:04,900 ( chicken squawks ) 143 00:06:04,980 --> 00:06:07,180 Ohh! Pfft! 144 00:06:08,340 --> 00:06:09,740 - ( screeches ) - Ah. 145 00:06:11,260 --> 00:06:13,180 Ahh! 146 00:06:13,260 --> 00:06:15,980 ( classical music playing ) 147 00:06:16,060 --> 00:06:17,700 Ho ho. 148 00:06:20,140 --> 00:06:21,780 Ahh. 149 00:06:24,740 --> 00:06:26,380 MR. BEAN: Ah. Good morning. 150 00:06:26,460 --> 00:06:27,900 Eh? 151 00:06:27,980 --> 00:06:29,780 Ah, yes, I came about the rental in the paper here. 152 00:06:29,860 --> 00:06:31,780 Oh. Pay up. 153 00:06:31,860 --> 00:06:33,260 - Okay. - Eh? 154 00:06:33,340 --> 00:06:34,860 - There you go. - Thank you. 155 00:06:34,940 --> 00:06:36,420 - Come on. - Thank you. 156 00:06:36,500 --> 00:06:37,420 - Right in. 157 00:06:37,500 --> 00:06:39,620 Oh! 158 00:06:39,700 --> 00:06:40,620 ( classical music playing ) 159 00:06:40,700 --> 00:06:41,660 ( music stops ) 160 00:06:41,740 --> 00:06:42,900 Mmm! 161 00:06:42,980 --> 00:06:44,300 Right! Ahh! 162 00:06:44,380 --> 00:06:46,340 - ( men laughing ) - But--but--but-- 163 00:06:46,420 --> 00:06:47,420 - ( facade creaking ) - Stop them! 164 00:06:47,500 --> 00:06:48,780 Hey, what's--No! 165 00:06:48,860 --> 00:06:49,820 ( van starts ) 166 00:06:49,900 --> 00:06:50,940 ( tires screech ) 167 00:06:52,580 --> 00:06:53,780 Huh? 168 00:06:53,860 --> 00:06:54,980 - ( tap tap ) - Hmm. 169 00:06:55,060 --> 00:06:56,500 Not bad. 170 00:06:58,380 --> 00:07:00,500 ( sighs ) 171 00:07:02,860 --> 00:07:04,420 ( sighs ) 172 00:07:04,500 --> 00:07:05,500 Oh! 173 00:07:06,540 --> 00:07:09,140 Aha. 174 00:07:11,140 --> 00:07:12,820 All right, there. 175 00:07:12,900 --> 00:07:14,060 Chair. 176 00:07:14,140 --> 00:07:16,220 Ahh. Pretty good. 177 00:07:16,300 --> 00:07:18,500 Oh. Hot. 178 00:07:25,620 --> 00:07:26,540 Uch! 179 00:07:26,620 --> 00:07:27,900 Ah. 180 00:07:31,700 --> 00:07:33,580 Into the pot. 181 00:07:35,380 --> 00:07:36,820 Mmm! 182 00:07:36,900 --> 00:07:39,580 ( yawning ) 183 00:07:39,660 --> 00:07:41,740 ( crickets chirping ) 184 00:07:41,820 --> 00:07:44,420 ( owl hooting ) 185 00:07:44,500 --> 00:07:46,980 Come, Teddy. 186 00:07:47,060 --> 00:07:48,540 ( yawning ) 187 00:07:51,780 --> 00:07:53,220 ( thunder ) 188 00:07:55,100 --> 00:07:57,460 ( wipers squeaking ) 189 00:07:57,540 --> 00:07:59,820 Ohh! 190 00:08:00,900 --> 00:08:01,980 ( sniffling ) 191 00:08:04,380 --> 00:08:05,420 Huh? 192 00:08:05,500 --> 00:08:07,740 ( thunder ) 193 00:08:07,820 --> 00:08:09,220 Aha. 194 00:08:19,380 --> 00:08:20,700 ( doorbell chimes ) 195 00:08:20,780 --> 00:08:22,900 Hmm. What? 196 00:08:22,980 --> 00:08:24,180 ( deep voice ) Good evening. 197 00:08:24,260 --> 00:08:26,020 I've come about the rooms. 198 00:08:26,100 --> 00:08:28,060 Oh, yeah, right. 199 00:08:28,140 --> 00:08:29,820 - Yes. Oh, thank you. - Come in. 200 00:08:29,900 --> 00:08:31,140 Thank you. 201 00:08:31,220 --> 00:08:33,500 - ( cat growling ) - Oh. Nice pussy. 202 00:08:33,580 --> 00:08:35,700 MRS. WICKET: Oh. He'll take to you. 203 00:08:35,780 --> 00:08:37,700 Right. In here. 204 00:08:37,780 --> 00:08:39,180 MR. BEAN: Ohh! 205 00:08:39,260 --> 00:08:40,620 MRS. WICKET: Nice, eh? 206 00:08:40,700 --> 00:08:42,220 ( normal voice ) Mmm, very nice. 207 00:08:42,300 --> 00:08:43,460 Hmm?! 208 00:08:43,540 --> 00:08:44,900 ( deep voice ) Very nice. 209 00:08:44,980 --> 00:08:47,100 - ( laughing ) - Thank you. 210 00:08:47,180 --> 00:08:48,740 MRS. WICKET: Right then. 211 00:08:48,820 --> 00:08:51,460 Ohh! ( laughing ) 212 00:08:51,540 --> 00:08:52,820 Look at it! 213 00:08:52,900 --> 00:08:54,220 ( laughing ) 214 00:08:54,300 --> 00:08:55,660 Ohh! 215 00:08:55,740 --> 00:08:57,780 ( kissing ) 216 00:08:57,860 --> 00:08:59,140 - Ohh! - ( glass clanks ) 217 00:08:59,220 --> 00:09:00,340 Oh! 218 00:09:00,420 --> 00:09:01,460 Ptooh! 219 00:09:01,540 --> 00:09:03,060 Mwah! 220 00:09:03,140 --> 00:09:06,820 ( snoring ) 221 00:09:06,900 --> 00:09:07,900 ( stairs creaking ) 222 00:09:07,980 --> 00:09:10,260 Oh! Oh! 223 00:09:10,340 --> 00:09:12,220 - ( door bangs ) - ( glass shatters ) 224 00:09:12,300 --> 00:09:14,500 Oh, no! 225 00:09:14,580 --> 00:09:15,980 ( Mrs. Wicket snoring ) 226 00:09:16,060 --> 00:09:18,260 ( grunting ) 227 00:09:26,460 --> 00:09:28,300 ( grunting ) 228 00:09:28,380 --> 00:09:29,460 - Aah! - ( thud ) 229 00:09:29,540 --> 00:09:31,820 Ah. Just cover you. 230 00:09:31,900 --> 00:09:33,100 MRS. WICKET: ( gasps ) 231 00:09:33,180 --> 00:09:34,580 ( deep voice ) Hi there, ma'am. 232 00:09:34,660 --> 00:09:37,020 Aah! ( screaming ) 233 00:09:37,100 --> 00:09:38,660 Get out of it, you! 234 00:09:38,740 --> 00:09:40,420 Get off! Get out of it! Aah! 235 00:09:40,500 --> 00:09:41,420 Oh, I-- 236 00:09:41,500 --> 00:09:42,620 Help! Help! 237 00:09:42,700 --> 00:09:44,180 ( choking sounds ) 238 00:09:44,260 --> 00:09:45,940 - Help! Help! - Get him! 239 00:09:46,020 --> 00:09:48,540 Help! Ow! Get off! 240 00:09:48,620 --> 00:09:49,780 ( deep voice ) I'm gonna get her. 241 00:09:49,860 --> 00:09:51,140 MRS. WICKET: Right! Oh, that's good! 242 00:09:51,220 --> 00:09:52,460 That's it! That's it! 243 00:09:52,540 --> 00:09:53,980 ( deep voice ) I got you. 244 00:09:54,060 --> 00:09:55,500 - ( fight sounds ) - ( normal voice ) Aah! Aah! 245 00:09:55,580 --> 00:09:57,780 MRS. WICKET: Aah! Get him! 246 00:09:57,860 --> 00:09:59,300 ( deep voice ) I got you! 247 00:09:59,380 --> 00:10:01,460 ( groaning ) 248 00:10:01,540 --> 00:10:03,820 - Ohh! Oh! Oh! - ( body thuds ) 249 00:10:03,900 --> 00:10:05,300 ( laughing ) 250 00:10:05,380 --> 00:10:07,500 And take that! And that! 251 00:10:07,580 --> 00:10:08,940 ( deep voice ) You not harm me with that. 252 00:10:09,020 --> 00:10:10,580 ( normal voice ) Yes, tell me you want to go. 253 00:10:10,660 --> 00:10:11,940 ( deep voice ) I'm gonna go. 254 00:10:12,020 --> 00:10:12,980 ( normal voice ) Go then! Get out of here! 255 00:10:13,060 --> 00:10:14,540 Ah! That's it! 256 00:10:14,620 --> 00:10:15,660 Well, you showed him! 257 00:10:15,740 --> 00:10:16,740 Ha ha ha! 258 00:10:16,820 --> 00:10:18,700 And don't come back! 259 00:10:18,780 --> 00:10:20,180 MRS. WICKET: Oh, you're my hero. 260 00:10:20,260 --> 00:10:21,700 MR. BEAN: Ohh! 261 00:10:21,780 --> 00:10:23,460 I saw the ad. 262 00:10:23,540 --> 00:10:24,980 Ohh! 263 00:10:25,060 --> 00:10:25,980 ( sighs ) 264 00:10:26,060 --> 00:10:28,140 Well, you can stay. 265 00:10:28,220 --> 00:10:30,180 ( exhaling ) 266 00:10:32,140 --> 00:10:33,420 ( yawning ) 267 00:10:35,820 --> 00:10:38,820 ( stairs creaking ) 268 00:10:38,900 --> 00:10:41,540 - ( door thuds ) - ( glass shatters ) 269 00:10:41,620 --> 00:10:42,820 - Cooey! 270 00:10:42,900 --> 00:10:45,620 MR. BEAN: Oh, no. 271 00:10:45,700 --> 00:10:48,700 ( music playing ) 272 00:10:59,340 --> 00:11:00,380 ( flashlight bulb shatters ) 273 00:11:00,460 --> 00:11:02,420 MR. BEAN: Ohh!