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HaHaHaHa!

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AVERT YOUR EYES.

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AAH!

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SPENCER, YOU'RE BACK!

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AAH!

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I KNOW. I LOVE YOU, TOO,

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BUT IT'S A FORBIDDEN LOVE.

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WHAT? NO!

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Woman: WHAT WILL WE DO?

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Spencer: AAH!

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YEAH. I'll LOVE YOU FOREVER!

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NO! EAT HER! DON'T HUG HER!

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AAH!

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I AM A MUMMY MADE
OUT OF TOILET PAPER.

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HEE HEE HEE HEE! SPOOKY, HUH?

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I CAN'T SEE!

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HOLD STILL. OK.

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HI. IT'S ME AGAIN...

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ATROCIA, YOUR PERSONAL
HOSTESS OF HORROR,

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BRINGING YOU AN ALL-NIGHT
HALLOWEEN SCARATHON.

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ATROCIA, YOU'VE STOLEN MY HEART.

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GOOD THING I'VE GOT 3
OR 4 MORE IN THE FREEZER.

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AAH!

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LET'S GO GET SOME CANDY, PEOPLE.

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HEY, MANDY, WHAT ARE
YOU SUPPOSED TO BE?

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I AM A RUTHLESS,

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HIGH-PRICED
PROSECUTING ATTORNEY.

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THEN, WHAT'S WITH THE CLAWS?

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THEY'RE FOR RENDING HUMAN FLESH.

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[IMITATING GHOST HOWLING]

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AAH!

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[EVIL LAUGHTER]

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HO HO HO! HO HO HO!

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THIS HOUSE IS TOO SCARY.

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BAH! YOU WOULDN'T KNOW SCARY

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IF IT CAME UP AND
ATE YOUR FACES OFF.

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OVERDONE IS BOUND TO
HAVE JUMBO CANDY BARS.

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JUMBO CANDY BARS?!

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TRICK OR TREAT!

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WHY DON'T YOU STAY
HERE WITH YOUR COUSIN?

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I THINK YOU'RE A LITTLE TOO
OLD FOR TRICK-OR-TREATING.

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[SCOFFS]

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ATROCIA?

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MMM. CHICKEN WING!

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HEY! THAT OTHER GUY
IS MOVING IN ON MY LADY.

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ONE MORE HOUSE, THEN
STRAIGHT TO BED, GREGORY.

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THANKS, MOMMY.

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EXCUSE ME. DO YOU
HAVE A BANDAGE?

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BECAUSE I SCRAPED MY
KNEE FALLING FOR YOU.

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AAH!

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I... I THOUGHT YOU
WERE SOMEBODY ELSE. I...

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GREGORY, YOU SCARED
THE CANNOLI OUT OF ME.

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OH! NOW, LET'S GET
YOU INTO BED, SWEETIE.

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BUT YOU LOOKED
LIKE ATROCIA, AND...

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EXCELLENT. 2 BLAMMO
BARS AND A SOUR BEEFY.

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I GOT THE ROCK.

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HEY, WHERE'S GRIM?

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THERE HE IS.

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HEY, GRIM. LET'S GO, BUDDY.

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I'M YOUR BUDDY?

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YEAH! WE'RE AMIGOS
FOREVER, REMEMBER?

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BILLY, THAT'S NOT GRIM.

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OH, GRIM'S MY BESTEST FRIEND!

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WHATEVER.

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YOU'RE HURTING ME.

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♪ LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA ♪

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OOH, I LOVE BUBBLES!

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[KNOCK ON DOOR]

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OH, GREGORY, HONEY,

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ARE YOU ALMOST DONE WITH YOUR
BATHY-WATHY, GREGGY-WEGGY?

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OH!

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GIVE ME A MINUTE, WOMAN.

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THIS SO-CALLED BATHING
IS KIND OF ENJOYABLE.

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HEY, MANDY, GRIM'S
BETTER THAN EVER.

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THAT'S NOT GRIM.

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GRIM GAVE ME A CANDY BAR.

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WHAT MAKES YOU
SO SURE THAT'S GRIM?

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YES!

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UH, I'M JUST WONDERING
HOW GRIM GOT SO SHORT.

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BUT HE'S GOT A SCARY
FACE JUST LIKE GRIM'S,

81
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SO I WIN. HE'S GRIM.

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I HOPE MY LITTLE MAN'S
ALL NICE AND CLEAN.

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LOOK, LADY. I'M NOT
WHO YOU THINK I AM.

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NOW, GREGORY, DON'T YOU
WANT TO TAKE THAT MASK OFF

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WHILE I READ YOU
A BEDTIME STORY?

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BEDTIME STORY?

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OH, CAN I WEAR IT
JUST A BIT LONGER?

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WELL, IT IS HALLOWEEN.

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YAY!

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MOMMY LOVES HER LITTLE MUNCHKIN.

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YES, SHE DOES.

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OK. I'll TRADE YOU
ONE CHOCOLATE EAR.

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FOR 2 TWIZZLE POPS.

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OOH! OOH! GIVE IT HERE!

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SINCE YOU ARE NOW GRIM

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AND THEREFORE HAVE NO STOMACH,

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I CLAIM ALL OF YOUR CANDY.

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[SOBBING]

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AW, SEE WHAT YOU DID, MANDY?

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YOU MADE GRIM CRY.

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I'll LET YOU KNOW
WHEN I START TO CARE.

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[CRYING]

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HMM.

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I KNOW SOMETHING THAT WOULD
CHEER HIM UP! HEAD FOOTBALL!

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HUH?

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AND BILLY GOES
BACK FOR THE PASS!

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Mandy: BILLY. HUH?

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[SOBBING]

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GRIM CUT OFF SOME KID'S HEAD
AND STUCK IT ON HIS SHOULDERS!

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"POODIE AND YUM YUM LOVED
ALL THE ANIMALS IN THE WORLD.

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"THEY LOVED ELEPHANTS,
BUNNIES, AND CHICKENS,

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"AND EVEN THE LOWLY GIRAFFE.

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THE END."

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I LOVE YOU, GREGORY.

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I... I LOVE YOU, TOO... MOMMY.

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[DOORBELL RINGS]

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OH, DEAR. MORE
TRICK-OR-TREATERS.

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Mandy: EXCUSE ME. DOES
THIS BELONG TO YOU?

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AAH!

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MOMMY!

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GREGORY! BUT I... BUT YOU...

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BUT... BUT IF YOU'RE
GREGORY, THEN WHO IS...

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AAH! AAH!

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Atrocia: WELL, BOYS AND GHOULS,

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IT JUST GOES TO SHOW
NO MATTER HOW MUCH

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OF A TERRIBLE, UGLY
MONSTER YOU ARE,

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YOU CAN ALWAYS FIND
SOMEONE WHO WILL LOVE YOU.

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HAPPY HALLOWEEN, KIDDIES.

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HOPE YOU ENJOYED THE SHOW.

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BAH, HUMBUG!

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6, 7, 8.

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HEE HEE!

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OH, YEAH! HEE HEE! YAY!

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I WIN! I WIN!

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I CAN'T BELIEVE IT! I WON!

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[CLUCKS, KISS KISS KISS]

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MMM! IT'S MINE. IT'S MINE.

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LOOK, MANDY. LOOK WHAT I'VE GOT.

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I'll BET YOU'RE
JEALOUS. LOOK AT YOU.

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YOU'RE SO JEALOUS THAT
YOUR EYES HURT SO MUCH

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THAT THEY'RE ABOUT TO
EXPLODE ON THE INSIDE,

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LEAVING YOU PHYSICALLY SCARRED

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LIKE SOME PUS-FILLED
MONSTER BLINDED FOR LIFE

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FROM THE JEALOUSY
YOU HAVE FOR ME!

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IN FACT, ALL THE SMARTEST SCIENTISTS
IN THE WORLD WOULDN'T BE AB...

146
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IT MEANS YOU GO TO JAIL.

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WHAT?

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[CRYING]

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GO TO JAIL?

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I DON'T WANT TO GO TO JAIL.

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YOU MEAN, I DON'T
GET A BIG HOUSE?

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[KNOCK ON DOOR]

153
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DON'T WORRY
ABOUT IT. I'll GET IT.

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[GASPS]

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UH, HONEY.

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YOU'RE BACK.

157
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ARE YOU FEELING OK?

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I'M WONDERFUL.
NEVER BEEN BETTER.

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I JUST NEEDED A LITTLE VACATION

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AFTER MY SKELETON EPISODE.

161
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DEAR,

162
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THERE'S SOMEONE
I'D LIKE YOU TO MEET.

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THIS IS BILLY'S FRIEND GEORGE...

164
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OR GRIMY OR SOMETHING.

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[WHIMPERS]

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[ROARS]

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PLEASED TO MEET YOU, GRIM.

168
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THIS FOOD LOOKS MEDIOCRE.

169
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WHY, THANK YOU, MANDY.

170
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SO HOW WAS SCHOOL TODAY?

171
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YOU'LL NEVER GUESS
WHAT HAPPENED.

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[MOUTH FULL] THIS
KID HAS THIS SPECIAL...

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[MUFFLED]

174
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BUT SHE DIDN'T
LISTEN. HEE HEE HEE.

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[MOUTH FULL] HE TOOK ONE BITE

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AND SPIT IT ALL OVER THIS WALL.

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EVERYONE STARTED
LAUGHING AT HIM.

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HA HA HA HA!

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THE JANITORS TRIED TO
SCRAPE IT OFF, BUT COULDN'T!

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HA HA HA HA!

181
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BILLY SAYS IT WAS OK.

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[GROWLS]

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[SWEETLY] MIND YOUR MANNERS.

184
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PLEASE ASK FOR
SOMEONE TO PASS THE SALT.

185
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MANDY, PLEASE PASS THE SALT?

186
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SO THEN ONE JANITOR SAID,

187
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"THIS LOOKS LIKE A
TOUGH ONE." HEE HEE!

188
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SO ALL THE KIDS STARTED
EATING IT OFF THE WALL.

189
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[SLURPS]

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AFTER, ALL THE KIDS GOT SICK,

191
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BUT NOT ME, AND I EVEN
WENT FOR SECONDS.

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I GUESS I SHOWED
THEM. HEE HEE! [SLURPS]

193
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YAAAH!

194
00:11:02,208 --> 00:11:04,083
WE DON'T PUT OUR
ELBOWS ON THE TABLE.

195
00:11:10,667 --> 00:11:12,583
I STILL THINK YOUR
MOM'S CRACKED.

196
00:11:12,667 --> 00:11:15,018
LIKE THE BACK END OF A PLUMBER.

197
00:11:15,042 --> 00:11:18,833
HONESTLY, MAN, I THINK THE
WOMAN HAS IT OUT FOR ME.

198
00:11:18,917 --> 00:11:20,208
LOOK, BILLY,

199
00:11:20,292 --> 00:11:23,208
SOMEONE'S SCARED
OF YOUR BIG BAD MOM.

200
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GRIM'S ABOUT AS GRIM AS ONE
OF THOSE MARSHMALLOW BUNNIES.

201
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HEE HEE HEE! CUT THAT OUT!

202
00:11:28,292 --> 00:11:30,208
I DON'T KNOW WHAT
YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.

203
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♪ GRIM'S A BIG BABY,
GRIM'S A BIG BABY ♪

204
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HEE HEE HEE!

205
00:11:34,292 --> 00:11:36,208
YOU'RE BOTH BEING OBNOXIOUS.

206
00:11:36,292 --> 00:11:38,833
SCARED OF BILLY'S MOM.

207
00:11:38,917 --> 00:11:40,208
THAT'S PREPOSTEROUS

208
00:11:40,292 --> 00:11:44,875
I WOULD BE TERRIFIED
OF ANYBODY'S MOTHER,

209
00:11:44,958 --> 00:11:46,250
BUT THAT'S JUST LAME.

210
00:11:46,333 --> 00:11:49,958
I'M GOING TO THE KITCHEN
TO GET A GLASS OF WATER.

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Mom: HELLO, GRIMY.

212
00:11:58,583 --> 00:12:00,500
I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU.

213
00:12:00,583 --> 00:12:02,292
IT'S PAYBACK TIME

214
00:12:02,375 --> 00:12:04,375
FOR CHASING ME OUT OF MY HOUSE!

215
00:12:06,792 --> 00:12:07,958
BUT...

216
00:12:09,333 --> 00:12:11,500
STAY AWAY FROM MY BABY!

217
00:12:11,583 --> 00:12:13,500
HE'S ALLERGIC TO THE UNDEAD.

218
00:12:13,583 --> 00:12:16,144
UH, MADAM, I DON'T THINK
YOU UNDERSTAND... OOH!

219
00:12:16,168 --> 00:12:20,042
OW! DO YOU KNOW WHERE
THAT MOP HAS BEEN?

220
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FOOLISH MORTAL.

221
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I DON'T THINK YOU KNOW WHO I AM.

222
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LET ME GIVE YOU A HINT.

223
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[TEETH CHATTER]

224
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Grim: ASK NOT FOR
WHOM THE BELL TOLLS.

225
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IT TOLLS FOR THEE.

226
00:13:09,625 --> 00:13:12,000
LET'S KICK IT UP A NOTCH.

227
00:13:12,083 --> 00:13:13,208
WHOA!

228
00:13:13,292 --> 00:13:14,417
[CRASH] HEY!

229
00:13:14,500 --> 00:13:17,042
YOU ALMOST HIT ME WITH THAT.

230
00:13:17,125 --> 00:13:19,417
NOW, WAS THAT
REALLY NECESS... OUCH!

231
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HEY! COME ON! OOH!

232
00:13:21,542 --> 00:13:24,458
IS THAT YOUR BEST SHOT?

233
00:13:24,542 --> 00:13:27,083
HEY! W-WHAT HAPPENED?

234
00:13:27,167 --> 00:13:29,458
WHO TURNED OFF
ALL THE... AH... AH...

235
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AH... CHOO!

236
00:13:31,542 --> 00:13:34,125
[PANTS, SNIFFS]

237
00:13:37,542 --> 00:13:39,125
[GROWLING]

238
00:13:43,042 --> 00:13:44,167
[MONKEY SCREECHES]

239
00:13:48,333 --> 00:13:50,250
HA HA HA HA HA HA!

240
00:13:50,333 --> 00:13:52,625
Billy: MOM?

241
00:13:52,708 --> 00:13:54,625
WHAT'S GOING ON?

242
00:13:54,708 --> 00:13:56,667
UH... UM...

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WELL, I'M AFRAID
YOUR FRIEND GRIMY

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HAD A BIT OF AN ACCIDENT.

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I WAS TRYING TO HELP POOR
GRIMY PULL HIMSELF TOGETHER.

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PERHAPS YOU AND
MANDY CAN HELP GRIMY

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INTO THE GARBAGE CAN.

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ALAS. POOR GRIM.

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I KNEW HIM, BILLY.

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SHUT UP!

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OOPS.

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OUCH!

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GIVE ME THAT!

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BILLY'S MOM SURE
DID A NUMBER ON YOU.

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SHE MAY HAVE WON THE BATTLE,

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BUT SHE HAS NOT WON THE WAR!

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OW!

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[NUMBER DIALS, LINE RINGS]

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Recording: HI. THIS IS IRWIN.

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I CAN'T COME TO THE
PHONE RIGHT NOW.

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I'M IN-IN- INDISPOSED.

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BUT YOU CAN LEAVE A
MESSAGE AT THE BEEP.

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[BEEP] HEY, IRWIN,
ARE YOU THERE?

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IT'S ME... BILLY.

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IF YOU'RE THERE,
PICK UP THE PHONE.

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ANSWER THE PHONE, IRWIN!

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I KNOW YOU'RE THERE!

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IRWIN? IRWIN!

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IRWIN, IRWIN,
IRWIN, IRWIN, IRWIN...

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[DRAWS DEEP BREATH]
IRWIN, IRWIN, IRWIN, IRWIN...

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I BET YOU'RE NOT
INDISPOSED AT ALL, IRWIN.

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I BET YOU'RE JUST SITTING
ON THE... [DIAL TONE]

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HMM. GUESS HE'S NOT THERE.

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HEY, MOM, WILL YOU
FIX ME A JELLY SANDWICH

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WITH PEANUT BUTTER AND
PICKLES AND FISH STICKS

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AND SOME OF THOSE LITTLE
WIENERS AND KETCHUP

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AND BOLOGNA AND BANANAS AND TOFU

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AND TUNA AND PIG
KNUCKLES AND... MOM?

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MOM? HEY, MOM?

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WHERE ARE YOU?

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A SANDWICH HERE!

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STRANGE.

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FIRST IRWIN IS MISSING,
NOW MOM. [GASPS]

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YOU IN THERE, MOM?

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MAYBE THE WHOLE WORLD
HAS BEEN ABDUCTED BY ALIENS,

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'CEPT ME!

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I WONDER IF THEY GOT DAD.

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DAD? HEY, DAD!

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ARE YOU IN THE GARAGE?

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HEY, DADDIO?

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WHERE ARE YOU?

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HEY, DAD, I'M PLAYING WITH
THE POWER TOOLS. OK, THANKS.

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WHERE IS EVERYBODY?!

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[CRICKETS CHIRPING]

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Grim: WHAT'S THE RUCKUS?

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GRIM! WHAT ARE YOU
DOING ON THE ROOF?

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I'M BLEACHING MY BONES, MAN.

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DIG MY PEARLY WHITES.

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ONE COCONUT FIZZ.

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MARVELOUS. THANK YOU.

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OH, MY PRESSURE, YOUR LOWNESS.

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[SLURPING]

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Billy: GRIM!

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HAVE YOU BEEN PLAYING
WITH YOUR SICKLE AGAIN?

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[GASPS] WHERE'S MOM?

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NO MORE COOKIES, BILLY.

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Billy: AND DAD?

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LEAVE YOUR MITTS
OFF MY POWER TOOLS.

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Billy: AND MY BEST FRIEND IRWIN?

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STOP CALLING ME, YOU DWEEB.

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THAT'S IT! I'M TOO LATE!

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[CRYING] STUPID IRWIN.

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[GASPS]

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BILLY, I NEVER
TOUCHED YOUR PARENTS.

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BUT IF IT WASN'T YOU, THEN WHO?

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[LOUD BURP]

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MANDY! MANDY?

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HANGING OUT IN THE ALLEY.

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FIGURES. [BURPS]

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EXCUSE ME. MUST HAVE
BEEN SOMETHING I ATE.

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GIRLS BURP, WHICH REMINDS ME,

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I'M HAVING YOU FOR
DINNER TODAY, BILLY.

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BE THERE AT 6:00.
YOU TOO, BONEHEAD.

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[BURPS]

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[TIRES SCREECH, CRASH]

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NOW I KNOW WHERE EVERYONE WENT.

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MANDY ATE 'EM FOR BREAKFAST,

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AND SHE WANTS ME FOR DINNER!

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YEP. SEEN THIS BEFORE.

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I WONDER WHAT
SHE HAD IN THAT BOX.

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PROBABLY A HEAD!

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SHE'S SAVING IT FOR DESSERT!

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WHAT AM I GOING TO DO? AAH!

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WHOA. SLOW DOWN, BILLY.

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LET'S NOT JUMP TO CONCLUSIONS.

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FIRST, YOU NEED PROOF.

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RIGHT. THE SMOKING GLOVE.

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COME ON, GRIM.

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Billy: GRIM!

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SHH!

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LOOK WHAT I FOUND
IN MANDY'S TRASH.

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BONES,

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AND THEY'RE ALL YUCKY
AND COVERED WITH ANTS.

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THOSE ARE CHICKEN
BONES, YOU SIMP.

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KNOW?

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TRUST ME. I KNOW MY BONES.

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AAAH!

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SHH!

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OVER HERE. [BONES CLATTER]

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MMM.

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[THUD]

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BILLY, GET UP.

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SHE ATE HIS BRAINS!

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SHH!

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LET'S GET OUT OF HERE.

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HMM.

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HEY, GRIM, WHAT'S WITH
ALL THE WEIRD TIKI CRUD?

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LOOKS LIKE SOME SORT
OF SOUTH-SEA SOIREE.

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WHAT'S THAT MEAN?

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BUNCH OF CANNIBALS THROW A
PARTY TO EAT THE NEIGHBORS.

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HUH? HUH?

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QUICK, HIDE IN THOSE BUSHES.

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Billy: CAREFUL WITH THAT SICKLE.

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[BOTH WHIMPER]

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TIME TO THROW THE
SHRIMP ON THE BARBIE.

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YEAH. HA HA HA HA!

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YOU ARE DEFINITELY ON THE MENU.

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[DOOR OPENS]

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IT'S MANDY, AND
SHE'S GOT THE BOX.

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BILLY!

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Billy: MANDY!

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BILLY, JUST ON TIME.

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WHOSE HEAD IS IN THE
BOX, YOU CANNIBAL?

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HEAD?

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YAAAH!

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AAAH!

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WHEW.

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AAAH!

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[TRIBAL CHANTING]

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HEY, IT'S A CHOCOLATE CAKE!

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MMM!

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[GASPS]

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All: SURPRISE!

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BILLY!

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IT'S A BIRTHDAY TIKI
PARTY/LUAU THING, SON.

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MOM, DAD, AND ALL MY FRIENDS,

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YOU WEREN'T EATEN AFTER ALL,

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EXCEPT... WHERE'S IRWIN?

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[LOUD BURP]

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[CRUNCH]

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HMM. IRWIN'S GLASSES.

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HOW DO YOU SUPPOSE GOT IN THERE?

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[HIGH-PITCHED SCREAM]

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[GASPS]

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CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE
BY TURNER ENTERTAINMENT

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GROUP AND U.S.
DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION

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AND THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING
INSTITUTE. www.ncicap.org...