1 00:00:01,875 --> 00:00:04,833 ♪♪ 2 00:00:07,500 --> 00:00:11,083 [LAUGHTER] 3 00:00:12,167 --> 00:00:15,833 ♪♪ 4 00:00:31,375 --> 00:00:34,000 WE'RE BACK, WITH A VENGEANCE 5 00:00:52,250 --> 00:00:54,000 THE FIRST DAY OF SUMMER. 6 00:00:54,083 --> 00:00:55,917 ISN'T IT GLORIOUS? 7 00:00:56,000 --> 00:00:57,333 PUT A SOCK IN IT, GRIM. 8 00:00:57,417 --> 00:00:59,125 WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU TWO? 9 00:00:59,208 --> 00:01:01,167 THEY'RE SENDING ME TO FAT MATH CAMP. 10 00:01:01,250 --> 00:01:06,292 AND I'M BEING SENT TO HAPPY GIRLS FUN CAMP OF JOY AND NICENESS. 11 00:01:06,375 --> 00:01:07,625 THAT'S A BUMMER. 12 00:01:07,708 --> 00:01:09,333 THE BUS IS DUE ANY MINUTE. 13 00:01:09,417 --> 00:01:12,375 MAYBE I CAN HELP. 14 00:01:12,458 --> 00:01:15,208 "TOADBLATT'S SUMMER SCHOOL OF SORCERY." 15 00:01:15,292 --> 00:01:18,083 SWEET! 16 00:01:18,167 --> 00:01:19,417 HERE'S YOUR BUS NOW. 17 00:01:19,500 --> 00:01:21,167 WHOO-HOO! 18 00:01:26,167 --> 00:01:27,167 HEH HEH HEH. HO HO HO. 19 00:01:27,250 --> 00:01:28,333 [BUZZER] 20 00:01:28,417 --> 00:01:31,917 WHOA! WHAT IS IT NOW, MISS LARGEBOTTOM? 21 00:01:32,000 --> 00:01:35,042 PARDON ME, MR. TOADBLATT. THE NEW STUDENTS HAVE ARRIVED. 22 00:01:35,125 --> 00:01:38,542 Toadblatt: UGH, SEND THEM IN. 23 00:01:38,625 --> 00:01:40,917 COME IN, COME IN. 24 00:01:42,958 --> 00:01:45,417 WELCOME TO THE TOADBLATT SCHOOL OF SORCERY. 25 00:01:45,500 --> 00:01:47,125 I AM DEAN TOADBLATT. 26 00:01:47,208 --> 00:01:48,292 EXCUSE ME... 27 00:01:48,375 --> 00:01:50,000 FOR THROUGH THESE HALLOWED HALLS 28 00:01:50,083 --> 00:01:53,542 HAVE PASSED THE GREATEST WITCHES, WARLOCKS, AND WIZARDS 29 00:01:53,625 --> 00:01:55,083 THE WORLD HAS EVER KNOWN. 30 00:01:55,167 --> 00:01:57,917 WHY, IF EVER, OH, EVER, A WIZ THERE WAS... 31 00:01:58,000 --> 00:01:59,102 I GOT TO WHIZ. 32 00:01:59,126 --> 00:02:01,875 JUST HOLD IT, BUSTER. 33 00:02:01,958 --> 00:02:04,185 IT'S TIME TO PUT ON THE SQUID HAT. 34 00:02:04,209 --> 00:02:07,458 ♪ OH, I'M SLIMY, I'M UGLY, AND I AIN'T GOT DOUGH ♪ 35 00:02:07,542 --> 00:02:10,792 ♪ BUT I'll TELL YOU WHERE YOU CAN GO ♪ 36 00:02:10,875 --> 00:02:13,542 ♪ PUT ON YOUR SQUID HAT, BABY... OW! ♪ 37 00:02:16,917 --> 00:02:19,625 THIS ONE GOES TO GUNDERSTANK. 38 00:02:19,708 --> 00:02:23,625 GUNDERSTANK. 39 00:02:23,708 --> 00:02:25,125 SPLENDID. 40 00:02:27,125 --> 00:02:29,000 HEH HEH HEH. TICKLISH. 41 00:02:29,083 --> 00:02:32,208 WOW! NOW, THIS ONE'S AN EMPTY VESSEL, IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN. 42 00:02:32,292 --> 00:02:34,917 YOU MEAN A FERTILE MIND THAT'S OPEN TO LEARNING? 43 00:02:35,000 --> 00:02:36,042 MAN, I MEAN EMPTY. 44 00:02:36,125 --> 00:02:39,917 HIS HEAD'S AS HOLLOW AS A COCONUT. 45 00:02:40,000 --> 00:02:41,458 BETTER SEND HIM TO WEASELTHORPE. 46 00:02:41,542 --> 00:02:43,292 WEASELTHORPE? 47 00:02:43,375 --> 00:02:44,625 WEASELTHORPE. 48 00:02:44,708 --> 00:02:47,018 I HATE WEASELTHORPE. 49 00:02:47,042 --> 00:02:49,458 NOTHING BUT NINCOMPOOPS, FREAKS, AND WEIRDOS. 50 00:02:49,542 --> 00:02:51,083 THE WORST HOUSE ON THE CAMPUS. 51 00:02:51,167 --> 00:02:53,333 THEY DREW MY PICTURE ON THE REST ROOM WALL. 52 00:02:53,417 --> 00:02:54,458 NO! OH, YES. 53 00:02:54,542 --> 00:02:55,917 I SAW IT. 54 00:02:56,000 --> 00:02:57,375 "FOR A GOOD TIME," INDEED. 55 00:02:57,458 --> 00:02:59,292 BUT THEY'LL GET THEIRS, YOU'LL SEE. 56 00:02:59,375 --> 00:03:02,167 I, UH, UM... WHERE WERE WE? 57 00:03:02,250 --> 00:03:04,333 YOU'RE NEXT, CUPCAKE. 58 00:03:04,417 --> 00:03:06,917 GOOD. I'M IN A MOOD FOR CALAMARI. 59 00:03:07,000 --> 00:03:09,958 UH, WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO ME? 60 00:03:10,042 --> 00:03:11,042 [CRASH] 61 00:03:13,125 --> 00:03:15,083 MOMMY! 62 00:03:15,167 --> 00:03:20,250 YAH! JU-JUST PUT HER IN WEASELTHORPE. 63 00:03:20,333 --> 00:03:22,333 AH, THE GRIM REAPER. 64 00:03:22,417 --> 00:03:24,375 I'M A BIG FAN OF YOUR WORK. 65 00:03:24,458 --> 00:03:27,958 I'M MAKING YOU PREFECT OF GUNDERSTANK HOUSE. 66 00:03:28,042 --> 00:03:29,917 Boy: ATTENTION EVERYONE. 67 00:03:30,000 --> 00:03:33,792 LET'S HEAR IT FOR THE NEWEST MEMBERS OF WEASELTHORPE... BILLY AND MANDY. 68 00:03:37,208 --> 00:03:41,167 WITH THEIR HELP AND MY GENIUS, WE WILL WIN THE HOUSE CHAMPIONSHIP. 69 00:03:41,250 --> 00:03:43,125 HOUSE CHAMPIONSHIP? 70 00:03:43,208 --> 00:03:45,667 YEAH, GUNDERSTANK ALWAYS WINS, THOUGH, 71 00:03:45,750 --> 00:03:47,667 BECAUSE DEAN TOADBLATT HATES US. 72 00:03:47,750 --> 00:03:50,583 BY THE WAY, HONEY, I'M NIGEL PLANTER. 73 00:03:50,667 --> 00:03:53,000 WHATEVER. LOOK, IF YOU BATTER-DIPPED GEEKOIDS 74 00:03:53,083 --> 00:03:54,542 WANT TO BEAT GUNDERSTANK HOUSE, 75 00:03:54,625 --> 00:03:56,375 THERE'S ONLY ONE WAY TO DO IT. 76 00:03:56,458 --> 00:03:58,417 SABOTAGE. 77 00:03:58,500 --> 00:04:03,083 OK, GUNDERSTANK HOUSE. DEAN TOADBLATT WILL BE SITTING IN ON CLASS TODAY. 78 00:04:03,167 --> 00:04:07,167 WHO REMEMBERS THE FINAL INGREDIENT FOR A BASIC INVISIBILITY POTION? 79 00:04:07,250 --> 00:04:08,667 EYE OF NEWT. 80 00:04:08,750 --> 00:04:10,417 ESPANOL? 81 00:04:10,500 --> 00:04:13,375 OH, UM... NEWTO. 82 00:04:13,458 --> 00:04:15,958 50 POINTS FOR GUNDERSTANK! 83 00:04:16,042 --> 00:04:18,125 GUILLERMO. 84 00:04:18,208 --> 00:04:20,542 NOW LET'S ADD NEWTO. 85 00:04:25,167 --> 00:04:27,250 OOH. 86 00:04:27,333 --> 00:04:29,917 GUNDERSTANK HOUSE! 87 00:04:30,000 --> 00:04:33,625 MAN, THIS SABOTAGE IS THE BEST IDEA I'VE EVER HAD. 88 00:04:33,708 --> 00:04:35,667 IT WAS MY IDEA. 89 00:04:35,750 --> 00:04:38,042 MAN, I'M AWESOME. 90 00:04:38,125 --> 00:04:40,250 OH, MY BEAUTY. 91 00:04:40,333 --> 00:04:43,018 MY SWEET, SWEET CUMULON-6. 92 00:04:43,042 --> 00:04:44,042 [KISS] 93 00:04:44,083 --> 00:04:46,375 SEE YOU TOMORROW, SWEETIE. 94 00:04:46,458 --> 00:04:48,458 [WHISTLING] 95 00:04:52,125 --> 00:04:54,375 [BILLY LAUGHING] 96 00:04:54,458 --> 00:04:58,083 Mandy: HERE IT IS. DEAN TOADBLATT'S CASTLE. 97 00:04:58,167 --> 00:05:00,625 ONE GUNDERSTANK BRAND DRAGON IN A CAN. 98 00:05:00,708 --> 00:05:03,500 RIGHT. 99 00:05:03,583 --> 00:05:05,042 FIRE IN THE HOLE, BILLY. 100 00:05:06,750 --> 00:05:10,542 OHH! WELL, THAT'S THE LAST TIME I HAVE PATE WITH RASPBERRY YOGHURT. 101 00:05:10,625 --> 00:05:11,625 [FART] 102 00:05:13,333 --> 00:05:15,083 MY CUMULON-6. 103 00:05:27,000 --> 00:05:29,125 Toadblatt: GUNDERSTANK HOUSE! 104 00:05:29,208 --> 00:05:30,792 OOH HOO, I'M BRILLIANT. 105 00:05:30,875 --> 00:05:33,000 YEAH. 106 00:05:33,083 --> 00:05:36,125 I DON'T KNOW HOW THAT CAN GOT IN YOUR CASTLE. 107 00:05:36,208 --> 00:05:38,018 GUNDERSTANK'S BEEN FRAMED. 108 00:05:38,042 --> 00:05:39,875 YOU'RE ON THIN ICE, MR. REAPER. 109 00:05:39,958 --> 00:05:43,417 THIS FIELD TRIP BETTER GO OFF WITHOUT A HITCH OR ELSE! 110 00:05:43,500 --> 00:05:47,833 OK, TODAY WE ENTER THE ENCHANTED MEADOW TO MILK JABBERWOCKS. 111 00:05:57,000 --> 00:05:58,500 HEY, JERK WAD. 112 00:05:58,583 --> 00:06:00,042 YOU'RE GOING THE WRONG WAY. 113 00:06:00,125 --> 00:06:02,167 THE ENCHANTED MEADOW IS IN THAT SPOOKY CAVE, 114 00:06:02,250 --> 00:06:04,375 AND THE DEADLY MANTICORE IS IN THAT HAPPY MEADOW. 115 00:06:04,458 --> 00:06:07,167 CAN'T YOU READ? 116 00:06:07,250 --> 00:06:09,208 OH, YOU'RE RIGHT. 117 00:06:09,292 --> 00:06:10,208 OF COURSE, I'M RIGHT. 118 00:06:10,292 --> 00:06:12,292 I'M THE DEAN. 119 00:06:12,375 --> 00:06:13,250 [CHOMP] 120 00:06:13,333 --> 00:06:15,125 Manticore: YUM! FROG'S LEGS. 121 00:06:15,208 --> 00:06:18,708 [FIGHTING] 122 00:06:18,792 --> 00:06:21,167 Toadblatt: GUNDERSTANK. OW! 123 00:06:21,250 --> 00:06:22,542 Nigel: GREAT NEWS, EVERYONE. 124 00:06:22,625 --> 00:06:29,833 I HAVE SINGLE-HANDEDLY SABOTAGED GUNDERSTANK. 125 00:06:29,917 --> 00:06:32,375 WEASELTHORPE WINS THE HOUSE CUP. 126 00:06:34,000 --> 00:06:37,500 [MUSIC PLAYING] 127 00:06:37,583 --> 00:06:39,208 HEY THERE, ANGEL FACE. 128 00:06:39,292 --> 00:06:41,083 MY PLAN WORKED LIKE A CHARM, HUH? 129 00:06:41,167 --> 00:06:43,792 I THINK I DESERVE A LITTLE TOKEN OF APPRECIATION. 130 00:06:43,875 --> 00:06:46,708 UM, IT WAS MY IDEA, NIGEL. 131 00:06:46,792 --> 00:06:50,125 WANT TO KNOW WHAT IT FEELS LIKE TO KISS A GREAT MAN LIKE ME? 132 00:06:50,208 --> 00:06:53,667 WANT TO KNOW WHAT IT FEELS LIKE TO LOSE YOUR FRONT TEETH? 133 00:06:53,750 --> 00:06:56,125 ACTUALLY, BEFORE THE KISS, 134 00:06:56,208 --> 00:06:59,292 TELL ME AGAIN HOW YOU SABOTAGED GUNDERSTANK? 135 00:06:59,375 --> 00:07:02,167 OH, WELL, I MESSED UP THEIR INVISIBILITY POTION, 136 00:07:02,250 --> 00:07:05,292 AND THEN PUT A DRAGON IN STUPID OLD DEAN TOADBLATT'S HOUSE, 137 00:07:05,375 --> 00:07:08,375 AND I MADE OUT WITH HIS... [MUSIC STOPS] 138 00:07:08,458 --> 00:07:10,875 NIGEL PLANTER. 139 00:07:10,958 --> 00:07:12,625 I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN. 140 00:07:12,708 --> 00:07:14,167 DEAN TOADBLATT. 141 00:07:14,250 --> 00:07:16,667 I... I WAS JUST KIDDING ABOUT THE... 142 00:07:16,750 --> 00:07:19,125 YOU'RE THROUGH, PLANTER. FINISHED. 143 00:07:19,208 --> 00:07:21,833 LIKE, YOU MEAN, EXPELLED? 144 00:07:21,917 --> 00:07:24,042 [CROWD BOOING] 145 00:07:24,125 --> 00:07:26,333 RELEASE THE GIANT ONE-EYED DWARF. 146 00:07:32,042 --> 00:07:34,018 OH, COME ON. 147 00:07:34,042 --> 00:07:37,018 IT WAS ALL MANDY'S IDEA, I SWEAR. 148 00:07:37,042 --> 00:07:39,083 DON'T BE SO MODEST, NIGEL. 149 00:07:39,167 --> 00:07:42,500 TAKE CREDIT WHERE CREDIT IS DUE. 150 00:07:42,583 --> 00:07:45,208 [NIGEL SCREAMING] 151 00:07:45,292 --> 00:07:47,750 OH, MY LEG! 152 00:07:47,833 --> 00:07:51,375 THIS IS THE BEST SUMMER EVER. 153 00:07:53,042 --> 00:07:57,042 CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLEON 154 00:08:03,208 --> 00:08:06,018 TV Announcer: AND NOW LOVE PROBLEMS. 155 00:08:06,042 --> 00:08:09,000 I LOVE YOU, BUT I HAVE A PROBLEM. 156 00:08:09,083 --> 00:08:10,417 [GASP] BUT... 157 00:08:10,500 --> 00:08:12,792 Man: HEY, I WAS WATCHING THAT. 158 00:08:12,875 --> 00:08:14,333 NOT ANYMORE. 159 00:08:14,417 --> 00:08:16,333 NOW HURRY UP OR YOU'LL BE LATE FOR SCHOOL. 160 00:08:16,417 --> 00:08:18,458 I AM THE GRIM REAPER. 161 00:08:18,542 --> 00:08:20,917 I DON'T HAVE TO GO TO SCHOOL. 162 00:08:22,125 --> 00:08:26,018 THIS EPISODE YOU DO. 163 00:08:26,042 --> 00:08:29,000 OH, BUT I DON'T WANT TO. 164 00:08:29,083 --> 00:08:30,292 OHH! 165 00:08:30,375 --> 00:08:32,292 WE ALL GOT TO GO SOMETIME. 166 00:08:32,375 --> 00:08:34,125 SCHOOL'S FUN. COME ON! 167 00:08:34,208 --> 00:08:35,375 I'll RACE YOU. 168 00:08:35,458 --> 00:08:36,625 HA HA HA. 169 00:08:36,708 --> 00:08:41,000 HA HA HA... OH, BILLY. 170 00:08:41,083 --> 00:08:42,667 HI, NURSE PEMBROKE. 171 00:08:42,750 --> 00:08:44,500 I CAN'T FEEL MY LEGS. 172 00:08:44,583 --> 00:08:45,708 WAIT, GRIM. 173 00:08:45,792 --> 00:08:48,042 EVIL LURKS IN THOSE HALLWAYS. 174 00:08:48,125 --> 00:08:49,125 EVIL? 175 00:08:49,208 --> 00:08:52,292 BUT EVERYONE SEEMS SO HAPPY AND CAREFREE. 176 00:08:52,375 --> 00:08:54,500 MY POINT EXACTLY. 177 00:08:54,583 --> 00:08:57,125 REMEMBER, GRIM, EVIL. 178 00:08:57,208 --> 00:09:01,292 EVIL. 179 00:09:01,375 --> 00:09:03,167 Girls: HEY, MINDY. 180 00:09:03,250 --> 00:09:04,833 IT'S MANDY. 181 00:09:04,917 --> 00:09:07,125 AND SHE'S GOT A NEW FRIEND. 182 00:09:07,208 --> 00:09:10,667 HA HA HA. 183 00:09:10,750 --> 00:09:13,458 LET THE GAMES BEGIN. 184 00:09:13,542 --> 00:09:14,833 HA HA HA. 185 00:09:14,917 --> 00:09:18,018 LOOK, THERE'S BILLY. 186 00:09:18,042 --> 00:09:20,708 MANDY? IS THAT YOU? 187 00:09:22,667 --> 00:09:24,708 OH, BILLY. 188 00:09:24,792 --> 00:09:26,958 WHAT DO YOU WANT, MINDY? 189 00:09:27,042 --> 00:09:28,042 WHO'S YOUR FRIEND? 190 00:09:28,125 --> 00:09:30,833 I AM THE... DON'T TALK TO HER, GRIM. 191 00:09:30,917 --> 00:09:32,000 [CRASH] 192 00:09:32,083 --> 00:09:36,958 HE'S AN EXCHANGE STUDENT FROM THE UNDERWORLD. 193 00:09:37,042 --> 00:09:38,125 WHERE'S THAT? 194 00:09:38,208 --> 00:09:40,708 WHY DON'T YOU GO THERE AND FIND OUT. 195 00:09:40,792 --> 00:09:44,018 OH, HA HA HA. 196 00:09:44,042 --> 00:09:46,708 HA HA HA. 197 00:09:46,792 --> 00:09:49,875 WHAT'S HIS NAME? 198 00:09:49,958 --> 00:09:53,208 BEHOLD THE AWESOME POWER OF... 199 00:09:53,292 --> 00:09:55,708 ZIP IT, GRIM. 200 00:09:55,792 --> 00:09:58,042 GRIM? NICE TO MEET YOU, GRIM. 201 00:09:58,125 --> 00:10:01,125 AND THE PLEASURE'S ALL MINE. 202 00:10:01,208 --> 00:10:05,333 ANY FRIEND OF MANDY'S IS A FRIEND OF MINE. 203 00:10:05,417 --> 00:10:07,144 WE'RE FRIENDS ALREADY? 204 00:10:07,168 --> 00:10:08,417 THAT WAS EASY. 205 00:10:08,500 --> 00:10:10,583 Billy: OH, NO! MINDY GOT GRIM. 206 00:10:10,667 --> 00:10:13,583 HE WAS OUR ONLY HOPE. 207 00:10:13,667 --> 00:10:16,458 NO, THERE IS ANOTHER. 208 00:10:17,625 --> 00:10:19,833 OH, ABRAHAM. 209 00:10:19,917 --> 00:10:22,208 WHAT CAN I DO YOU FOR, BILLY? 210 00:10:22,292 --> 00:10:24,917 WOW, ABRAHAM LINCOLN. 211 00:10:29,375 --> 00:10:34,583 THEN I RAISED MY SCYTHE AND TOLD HIM HE WAS, LIKE, TOTALLY DEAD. 212 00:10:34,667 --> 00:10:36,667 OHH. 213 00:10:39,833 --> 00:10:42,000 YOU'RE MY BEST FRIEND, GRIM. 214 00:10:42,083 --> 00:10:43,083 I AM? 215 00:10:43,167 --> 00:10:45,542 AM I YOUR BEST FRIEND? 216 00:10:45,625 --> 00:10:49,042 YOU'RE MY BEST FRIEND EVER. 217 00:10:49,125 --> 00:10:51,018 I MISS GRIM. 218 00:10:51,042 --> 00:10:54,667 WE DON'T NEED GRIM. WE GOT ABE. 219 00:10:54,750 --> 00:10:57,750 FOURSCORE AND 10 YEARS AGO... 220 00:10:57,833 --> 00:10:59,417 OR WAS IT 20? 221 00:10:59,500 --> 00:11:02,167 UH, OUR GREAT GRANDFATHERS... 222 00:11:04,000 --> 00:11:06,708 WHY CAN'T I GET THIS? WHY? 223 00:11:06,792 --> 00:11:09,125 BILLY, HE'S SCARING ME. 224 00:11:09,208 --> 00:11:11,042 DON'T LOOK AT HIM. 225 00:11:11,125 --> 00:11:15,875 IT'S TIME GRIM AND I HAD A LITTLE TALK. 226 00:11:15,958 --> 00:11:17,417 SEE YOU IN CLASS, GRIMSY. 227 00:11:17,500 --> 00:11:20,000 KEEP IT REAL ON THE FLIP SIDE. 228 00:11:21,875 --> 00:11:23,583 Mandy: YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE CROSSED ME, GRIM. 229 00:11:23,667 --> 00:11:27,167 OH! MANDY? IS THAT YOU? 230 00:11:29,167 --> 00:11:32,125 BUT I'll FORGIVE YOU SINCE YOU'RE MY FRIEND. 231 00:11:32,208 --> 00:11:33,667 DOWN, SPENCER. 232 00:11:33,750 --> 00:11:37,042 YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS BECAUSE I'M POPULAR. 233 00:11:37,125 --> 00:11:39,167 I WON'T MINCE WORDS WITH YOU, GRIM. 234 00:11:39,250 --> 00:11:41,833 JOIN BACK WITH ME OR PAY. 235 00:11:41,917 --> 00:11:43,083 TALK TO THE HAND. 236 00:11:43,167 --> 00:11:48,083 FINE. BUT YOU DON'T KNOW MINDY LIKE I KNOW MINDY. 237 00:11:48,167 --> 00:11:51,792 WHEN SHE MOVED INTO THE NEIGHBORHOOD I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT TO EXPECT. 238 00:11:51,875 --> 00:11:57,000 SHE WAS ALONE, FRIGHTENED, SO I THOUGHT I'll ASK HER HOW SHE WAS. 239 00:11:57,083 --> 00:11:59,583 SO SHE TOLD ME... [BABBLING] 240 00:11:59,667 --> 00:12:06,208 AND TOLD ME... AND TOLD ME... AND TOLD ME. 241 00:12:06,292 --> 00:12:09,917 I WAS BEING CONSUMED WORD BY WORD, 242 00:12:10,000 --> 00:12:14,208 SENTENCE BY SENTENCE WITH NO END IN SIGHT. 243 00:12:14,292 --> 00:12:17,125 IN THAT MOMENT, I JUST KNEW ONE THING. 244 00:12:17,208 --> 00:12:19,958 IF I WAS TO SURVIVE, IT HAD TO STOP. 245 00:12:20,042 --> 00:12:20,958 [GLASS SHATTERING] 246 00:12:21,042 --> 00:12:24,083 SO I TOLD HER... SHUT UP. 247 00:12:24,167 --> 00:12:26,000 SHE DIDN'T TAKE IT WELL. 248 00:12:26,083 --> 00:12:32,000 THAT WAS WHEN SHE DECIDED IF SHE COULDN'T HAVE ME, NO ONE WOULD. 249 00:12:32,083 --> 00:12:33,125 SO WHAT'S YOUR ANSWER? 250 00:12:33,208 --> 00:12:35,018 SHE'S MY BEST FRIEND EVER, 251 00:12:35,042 --> 00:12:37,333 AND WE'RE GOING TO GET JIGGY AT THE MALL. 252 00:12:37,417 --> 00:12:38,417 IDIOT. 253 00:12:38,500 --> 00:12:40,083 RELEASE HIM. 254 00:12:40,167 --> 00:12:42,167 [FLUSHING] 255 00:12:45,625 --> 00:12:48,102 Billy: WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO AT THE MALL WITHOUT GRIM? 256 00:12:48,126 --> 00:12:49,625 HE'LL BE THERE. 257 00:12:49,708 --> 00:12:51,375 Billy: DONE FOR TODAY NURSE PEMBROKE. 258 00:12:51,458 --> 00:12:52,625 [SIGH] 259 00:12:52,708 --> 00:12:55,018 I KNOW WHAT WE COULD DO. 260 00:12:55,042 --> 00:12:59,625 WE'LL BUILD THE BEST DANG LOG CABIN THIS GREAT NATION HAS EVER SEEN. 261 00:12:59,708 --> 00:13:02,000 [WHIMPERING] 262 00:13:02,083 --> 00:13:04,875 A LOG CABIN, HUH? 263 00:13:04,958 --> 00:13:06,708 OK. THAT'LL WORK. 264 00:13:06,792 --> 00:13:08,708 [ELEVATOR MUSIC PLAYING] 265 00:13:13,792 --> 00:13:16,000 OK, BOYS. LET'S GET CHOPPING. 266 00:13:16,083 --> 00:13:18,542 DO WE HAVE TO? 267 00:13:18,625 --> 00:13:20,625 YES. 268 00:13:25,917 --> 00:13:29,417 WHEW! THAT SHOULD DO IT. 269 00:13:29,500 --> 00:13:31,061 Billy: SO WHERE'S GRIM? 270 00:13:31,085 --> 00:13:34,500 Grim: I'D LIKE TO TRADE IN THIS OLD BLADE FOR A NEW ONE. 271 00:13:34,583 --> 00:13:38,167 SOMETHING IN YELLOW. SIZE 15 IF YOU HAVE IT. 272 00:13:38,250 --> 00:13:40,625 PERFECT. 273 00:13:54,417 --> 00:13:56,042 MANDY! 274 00:13:56,125 --> 00:14:00,375 WHOO! 275 00:14:00,458 --> 00:14:03,625 YOUR FRIEND? 276 00:14:03,708 --> 00:14:04,625 JUST CHECKING. 277 00:14:04,708 --> 00:14:06,875 YOU'RE MY BEST FRIEND. 278 00:14:06,958 --> 00:14:08,018 HA HA HA. 279 00:14:08,042 --> 00:14:11,417 BUT... BUT... BUT... I THOUGHT THAT WE... 280 00:14:11,500 --> 00:14:14,083 I... I... YOU... 281 00:14:30,917 --> 00:14:32,500 WELL, THAT'S THAT. 282 00:14:32,583 --> 00:14:35,042 BUT WHAT ABOUT GRIM? 283 00:14:35,125 --> 00:14:36,542 [CRASH] 284 00:14:36,625 --> 00:14:39,958 Grim, voice over: I LEARNED A LOT THAT DAY AT SCHOOL. 285 00:14:40,042 --> 00:14:43,167 BUT MOSTLY I WAS GLAD THAT MANDY FORGAVE ME 286 00:14:43,250 --> 00:14:46,976 AND THAT WE WERE OLD FRIENDS AGAIN. 287 00:14:47,000 --> 00:14:49,250 IT'S GOOD TO BE HOME. 288 00:15:09,000 --> 00:15:12,292 FRAGADACTYLOPS. 289 00:15:12,375 --> 00:15:15,208 HMM, I'll SEE YOUR FRAGADACTYLOPS, 290 00:15:15,292 --> 00:15:20,042 AND I'll RAISE YOU ONE BULBOUS BLOBAGUTS. 291 00:15:21,292 --> 00:15:23,333 IT'S LIKE THAT, EH? 292 00:15:25,000 --> 00:15:26,833 SLOBAPUS. 293 00:15:26,917 --> 00:15:27,833 TURKEY LIPS. 294 00:15:27,917 --> 00:15:29,625 A BUG-EYED BOOGER EATER. 295 00:15:29,708 --> 00:15:31,185 A LIVER-BREATH DROOLER. 296 00:15:31,209 --> 00:15:33,125 A BIG DUMB WIENER HEAD. 297 00:15:33,208 --> 00:15:34,083 NOW BLASTO STINKO! 298 00:15:34,167 --> 00:15:35,976 YAH! 299 00:15:36,000 --> 00:15:38,542 WHAT IN BLAZES IS GOING ON? 300 00:15:38,625 --> 00:15:41,042 Together: WE'RE PLAYING HOKEY MONSTER. 301 00:15:41,125 --> 00:15:43,083 IT'S TOTALLY STUPID. 302 00:15:43,167 --> 00:15:44,167 REALLY? [BOYS YELL] 303 00:15:45,167 --> 00:15:46,167 [CRASH] 304 00:15:49,125 --> 00:15:51,042 WELL, I DON'T GET IT. 305 00:15:51,125 --> 00:15:54,000 MAYBE IF THEY MONSTERS. 306 00:15:56,625 --> 00:15:58,333 [GROWLING] 307 00:15:58,417 --> 00:16:00,976 HEE HEE! HEE HEE! 308 00:16:01,000 --> 00:16:03,542 A REAL-LIVE HOKEY MONSTER. 309 00:16:03,625 --> 00:16:06,000 I ALMOST PEED MY PANTS. 310 00:16:06,083 --> 00:16:07,000 AAH! 311 00:16:07,083 --> 00:16:10,500 WE WANT REAL HOKEY MONSTERS! 312 00:16:10,583 --> 00:16:12,083 THE OTHER KIND ARE BORING. 313 00:16:12,167 --> 00:16:13,792 ALL RIGHT, ALREADY. 314 00:16:13,875 --> 00:16:17,083 WHAT WOULD YOU 2 WEIRDOS DO WITH REAL HOKEY MONSTERS? 315 00:16:17,167 --> 00:16:19,708 WE'D BE LIKE ROCK STARS 316 00:16:19,792 --> 00:16:22,125 OR NEWS ANCHORMEN! 317 00:16:22,208 --> 00:16:24,833 Together: CHICKS WOULD DIG US! 318 00:16:29,958 --> 00:16:32,125 OOH. OOH. 319 00:16:32,208 --> 00:16:33,083 VOILA. 320 00:16:33,167 --> 00:16:35,792 REAL-LIVE HOKEY MONSTER CARDS. 321 00:16:37,583 --> 00:16:41,125 HEH HEH HEH HEH! 322 00:16:41,208 --> 00:16:43,333 AH! AH! 323 00:16:43,417 --> 00:16:45,917 BE CAREFUL HOW YOU USE THESE. 324 00:16:46,000 --> 00:16:48,292 NO ONE ELSE IS TO KNOW. 325 00:16:48,375 --> 00:16:49,708 DO YOU UNDERSTAND? 326 00:16:49,792 --> 00:16:51,458 ABSOLUTELY. ABSOLUTELY. 327 00:16:58,167 --> 00:17:00,061 AND THIS ONE'S A SNUFFLE-UPS. 328 00:17:00,085 --> 00:17:03,333 HE HAS THE POWER TO SPRAY MILK OUT HIS NOSE. 329 00:17:03,417 --> 00:17:05,708 Billy: WE HEAR YOU PLAY HOKEY MONSTER. 330 00:17:05,792 --> 00:17:07,917 WE'RE THE CHAMPS IN THIS ALLEY. 331 00:17:08,000 --> 00:17:10,500 WE CHALLENGE YOU TO A THROW DOWN. 332 00:17:10,583 --> 00:17:12,000 YOU'RE ON, MEAT. 333 00:17:12,083 --> 00:17:14,018 I START WITH DIMPLES. 334 00:17:14,042 --> 00:17:15,833 MINE'S CREAMPUFF. 335 00:17:15,917 --> 00:17:18,708 DIMPLES AND CREAMPUFF? 336 00:17:18,792 --> 00:17:20,208 [DISTANT CAR HORN HONKS] 337 00:17:20,292 --> 00:17:22,083 HA HA! HA HA! 338 00:17:23,792 --> 00:17:26,000 THEY'RE OUT OF THEIR GOURDS. 339 00:17:26,083 --> 00:17:28,042 THOSE ARE WIMPY CARDS. 340 00:17:28,125 --> 00:17:30,958 HA HA! HA HA! 341 00:17:33,208 --> 00:17:35,625 UH, UH, UH, UH... 342 00:17:35,708 --> 00:17:38,333 Together: REAL-LIVE HOKEY MONSTERS? 343 00:17:38,417 --> 00:17:40,018 Irwin: OH. 344 00:17:40,042 --> 00:17:42,208 AND 2 POWER CHIPS. 345 00:17:45,625 --> 00:17:48,083 [BURPS] 346 00:17:50,083 --> 00:17:52,917 [ALL TALKING EXCITEDLY] 347 00:17:58,875 --> 00:18:01,750 [CHILDREN GASP] 348 00:18:04,000 --> 00:18:06,083 HEY, HEY! 349 00:18:07,250 --> 00:18:08,167 [BURPS] 350 00:18:08,250 --> 00:18:09,708 DUDES, HE'S MAKING PUKEWADS 351 00:18:09,792 --> 00:18:11,417 OUT OF MY CARDS. 352 00:18:11,500 --> 00:18:14,042 WE'D BETTER BEAT IT, IRWIN. 353 00:18:14,125 --> 00:18:17,208 WHY, I OUGHT TO... HUH? 354 00:18:17,292 --> 00:18:20,042 HA HA! HA HA! 355 00:18:20,125 --> 00:18:24,167 OH, SURE. PICK ON THE FAT KID. 356 00:18:25,375 --> 00:18:28,583 MAN, THESE CARDS SURE ARE A LOT OF TROUBLE. 357 00:18:32,708 --> 00:18:34,042 Irwin: HI, GRIM. 358 00:18:34,125 --> 00:18:35,625 Billy: DON'T LOOK OUTSIDE. 359 00:18:38,917 --> 00:18:41,042 [KIDS TALKING ANGRILY] 360 00:18:44,958 --> 00:18:46,458 Grim: WHAT'S GOING ON HERE? 361 00:18:46,542 --> 00:18:48,167 WE WANT REAL HOKEY MONSTERS 362 00:18:48,250 --> 00:18:49,750 LIKE BILLY AND IRWIN. 363 00:18:49,833 --> 00:18:52,042 THOSE RATS. 364 00:18:52,125 --> 00:18:54,018 YEAH. WE WANT THEM, TOO. 365 00:18:54,042 --> 00:18:55,292 IT'S ONLY FAIR. 366 00:18:55,375 --> 00:18:57,542 ALL RIGHT. BRING ME YOUR CARDS 367 00:18:57,625 --> 00:18:59,500 AND I'll MAKE YOUR MONSTERS. 368 00:18:59,583 --> 00:19:01,976 AFTER ALL, WHAT HARM COULD THERE BE? 369 00:19:02,000 --> 00:19:04,792 YAY! YAY! 370 00:19:06,250 --> 00:19:09,375 I GOT MY REAL HOKEY MONSTER CARDS. 371 00:19:11,167 --> 00:19:12,542 ME, TOO. 372 00:19:14,125 --> 00:19:16,375 THIS ONE SHOOTS LASER BEAMS. 373 00:19:19,125 --> 00:19:21,083 [KIDS SCREAMING] 374 00:19:21,167 --> 00:19:23,125 HEH HEH! 375 00:19:23,208 --> 00:19:25,083 THIS ONE FIRES GAMMA RAYS. 376 00:19:34,208 --> 00:19:36,333 AAH! 377 00:19:38,000 --> 00:19:40,000 GRR! GRR! 378 00:19:43,000 --> 00:19:45,833 [LAUGHING SINISTERLY] 379 00:19:45,917 --> 00:19:46,917 [PPPFFFBBBTTT] HUH? 380 00:19:47,917 --> 00:19:49,125 [PPPFFFBBBTTT] 381 00:19:49,208 --> 00:19:51,167 [YELLING] 382 00:19:53,375 --> 00:19:55,375 [CHUCKLES] 383 00:19:57,000 --> 00:19:58,083 [GROWLS] 384 00:19:58,167 --> 00:19:59,625 [PPPFFFBBBTTT] 385 00:20:01,167 --> 00:20:03,018 ARR! 386 00:20:03,042 --> 00:20:06,042 AAH! AAH! 387 00:20:08,167 --> 00:20:09,833 CITIZENS OF ENDSVILLE, 388 00:20:09,917 --> 00:20:12,083 OUR CITY HAS BEEN OVERRUN 389 00:20:12,167 --> 00:20:14,125 BY LIVING, BREATHING HOKEY MONSTERS. 390 00:20:14,208 --> 00:20:16,917 OH, THEY SEEM INNOCENT ENOUGH WHEN THEY'RE LITTLE, 391 00:20:17,000 --> 00:20:19,000 BUT THEY HAVE THESE WEIRD POWERS. 392 00:20:19,083 --> 00:20:21,375 WELL, ANYWAY, THEY'RE REALLY WRECKING THE JOINT. 393 00:20:21,458 --> 00:20:22,667 WHAT? 394 00:20:22,750 --> 00:20:24,667 SAY, THEY REALLY ARE CUTE 395 00:20:24,750 --> 00:20:25,750 WHEN THEY'RE LITTLE. 396 00:20:25,792 --> 00:20:27,375 HA HA! 397 00:20:29,750 --> 00:20:31,375 AND THAT'S THE NEWS. 398 00:20:33,125 --> 00:20:35,667 THAT'S MY FAVORITE NEWS GUY. 399 00:20:38,000 --> 00:20:40,792 [BOOM] 400 00:20:40,875 --> 00:20:42,083 [KIDS SCREAMING] 401 00:20:42,167 --> 00:20:44,125 [MONSTERS LAUGHING] 402 00:20:49,125 --> 00:20:51,042 I'VE HAD ALL I CAN STANDS, 403 00:20:51,125 --> 00:20:53,458 AND I CAN'T STANDS NO MORE. 404 00:20:53,542 --> 00:20:57,792 GRIM, I WANT YOU TO WORK YOUR MAGIC ON ONE MORE CARD. 405 00:20:57,875 --> 00:20:59,250 YOU MADE YOUR OWN? 406 00:20:59,333 --> 00:21:00,500 "MANDY'S MONSTER... 407 00:21:00,583 --> 00:21:04,083 MAKES TOAST OUT OF ALL THE OTHER MONSTERS." 408 00:21:06,125 --> 00:21:08,125 KNOCK YOURSELF OUT. 409 00:21:09,333 --> 00:21:11,125 TV: WE HAVE BREAKING NEWS. 410 00:21:11,208 --> 00:21:14,667 THERE'S A NEW RATHER BADLY DRAWN MONSTER IN ENDSVILLE... 411 00:21:14,750 --> 00:21:16,083 MANDY'S MONSTER. 412 00:21:16,167 --> 00:21:19,125 WHILE THE OTHER MONSTERS WERE BUSY DESTROYING THE CITY, 413 00:21:19,208 --> 00:21:21,292 MANDY'S MONSTER APPEARED IN THE SKY, 414 00:21:21,375 --> 00:21:23,833 AND, WITH ITS OWN SPECIAL POWERS, 415 00:21:23,917 --> 00:21:26,083 TURNED THOSE HORRIBLE MONSTERS INTO TOAST, 416 00:21:26,167 --> 00:21:29,083 WHEREBY HUNDREDS OF PIGEONS QUICKLY DEVOURED THEM. 417 00:21:29,167 --> 00:21:31,292 BIG WHOOP. 418 00:21:37,000 --> 00:21:39,958 [CHEWING] 419 00:21:40,042 --> 00:21:41,750 NO TOAST IN BED! 420 00:21:41,833 --> 00:21:44,018 SORRY. 421 00:21:44,042 --> 00:21:45,375 [GULPS] 422 00:21:45,458 --> 00:21:47,708 GOT MILK?