1 00:00:06,333 --> 00:00:09,042 - [LAUGHING] 2 00:00:11,417 --> 00:00:13,333 ♪♪♪ 3 00:00:22,042 --> 00:00:26,208 CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP 4 00:00:33,250 --> 00:00:37,833 - IT'S CRUEL AND UNUSUAL. 5 00:00:58,000 --> 00:01:01,458 - WELL, HAVING A SON IS FINALLY PAYING OFF. 6 00:01:01,542 --> 00:01:03,708 TO BILLY AND IRWIN! 7 00:01:04,375 --> 00:01:06,125 - HEY, GUYS! 8 00:01:06,208 --> 00:01:07,144 - WOW. 9 00:01:07,168 --> 00:01:09,208 I HATE TO BE THE ONE TO TELL YOU THIS, 10 00:01:09,292 --> 00:01:11,125 BUT MANDY IS A GIRL. 11 00:01:11,208 --> 00:01:12,042 - YEAH! 12 00:01:12,125 --> 00:01:14,417 AND THIS IS A FATHER-SON PICNIC. 13 00:01:14,500 --> 00:01:16,417 - OH, COME ON, GUYS. 14 00:01:16,500 --> 00:01:19,917 SHE'S JUST ONE OF THE BOYS. 15 00:01:20,000 --> 00:01:21,292 SEE? 16 00:01:24,000 --> 00:01:25,000 HA HA! 17 00:01:25,083 --> 00:01:26,917 BOYS! 18 00:01:27,000 --> 00:01:28,250 OH, WHO AM I KIDDING? 19 00:01:28,333 --> 00:01:30,333 I HAVE NO SON! 20 00:01:30,417 --> 00:01:33,083 [SOBBING] 21 00:01:37,375 --> 00:01:38,083 - [SNIFFING] 22 00:01:38,167 --> 00:01:39,500 SMELLS READY. 23 00:01:39,583 --> 00:01:44,125 COMMANDER BILLY REPORTING FOR PRE-LAUNCH CHECKLIST, SIR! 24 00:01:45,500 --> 00:01:47,333 E. COLI? 25 00:01:48,292 --> 00:01:49,292 CHECK! 26 00:01:49,375 --> 00:01:51,167 CAT HAIR? 27 00:01:51,250 --> 00:01:53,125 - MEOW. 28 00:01:53,208 --> 00:01:54,144 - CHECK! 29 00:01:54,168 --> 00:01:56,667 AND SPECIAL SAUCE? 30 00:01:59,542 --> 00:02:00,417 CHECK! 31 00:02:00,500 --> 00:02:02,833 PREPARE FOR LAUNCH, PRIVATE IRWIN! 32 00:02:02,917 --> 00:02:04,375 - AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN! 33 00:02:04,458 --> 00:02:06,333 COMMENCING COUNTDOWN! 34 00:02:06,417 --> 00:02:11,875 5... 4... - UH, 3... - 2... - 1! 35 00:02:11,958 --> 00:02:13,292 FIRE! 36 00:02:17,000 --> 00:02:20,083 - BILLY, I THINK YOU DROPPED YOUR BRAIN. 37 00:02:20,167 --> 00:02:21,042 - WHAT'S WRONG, MANDY? 38 00:02:21,125 --> 00:02:24,167 NOT AFRAID OF A LITTLE DIRT, ARE YOU? 39 00:02:24,250 --> 00:02:25,667 AAH! 40 00:02:25,750 --> 00:02:27,958 - UH... 41 00:02:28,667 --> 00:02:31,125 - DO YOU MIND! 42 00:02:32,958 --> 00:02:35,167 - [SCREAMS] 43 00:02:35,250 --> 00:02:37,917 [GRUNTING] 44 00:02:40,083 --> 00:02:41,208 - FINALLY... 45 00:02:41,292 --> 00:02:45,000 AFTER 7 HOURS OF CLEANING UP AFTER THEM BRATS, 46 00:02:45,083 --> 00:02:48,917 EVERYTHING IS SPOTLESS. 47 00:02:50,292 --> 00:02:52,292 HUH? 48 00:02:52,375 --> 00:02:54,208 [FIRE ALARM BEEPING] 49 00:02:54,292 --> 00:02:56,292 WHA! 50 00:02:56,375 --> 00:02:58,125 [SOBBING] 51 00:02:58,208 --> 00:02:59,208 - OH, OH, OH! 52 00:02:59,250 --> 00:03:00,250 I HATE BUGS! 53 00:03:00,333 --> 00:03:01,250 OH, MY GOSH! 54 00:03:01,333 --> 00:03:03,000 WHAT IF I TURN INTO A BUG RIGHT NOW! 55 00:03:03,083 --> 00:03:04,458 - LET'S DO A BUG TEST. 56 00:03:04,542 --> 00:03:08,875 TELL ME THE FIRST THING THAT CRAWLS INTO YOUR LITTLE BRAIN. 57 00:03:08,958 --> 00:03:11,417 LADY? - BUG. 58 00:03:11,500 --> 00:03:13,125 - JUNE? - BUG! 59 00:03:13,208 --> 00:03:15,500 - YO, SUCKA, DON'T BE... - BUGGIN'! 60 00:03:15,583 --> 00:03:17,875 - YEP, YOU'RE TURNING INTO A BUG. 61 00:03:17,958 --> 00:03:22,000 - B-B-B-BUG! 62 00:03:25,917 --> 00:03:26,792 OH. 63 00:03:26,875 --> 00:03:29,042 THICK, BROWN WATER. 64 00:03:29,125 --> 00:03:29,792 OH! 65 00:03:29,875 --> 00:03:31,958 THE BURN MEANS IT'S WORKING. 66 00:03:32,042 --> 00:03:34,167 I'M NOT GONNA TURN INTO A GIANT BUG 67 00:03:34,250 --> 00:03:37,917 LIKE THAT FREAK JEFF! 68 00:03:38,833 --> 00:03:41,625 - [KIDS CHATTERING] 69 00:03:41,708 --> 00:03:42,333 - WOW. 70 00:03:42,417 --> 00:03:43,792 WHO KNEW FATHERS AND SONS 71 00:03:43,875 --> 00:03:45,042 COULD BE SO HAPPY? 72 00:03:45,125 --> 00:03:46,042 [SIGHS] 73 00:03:46,125 --> 00:03:47,875 IF ONLY I HAD A CHANCE TO SHOW MY DAD 74 00:03:47,958 --> 00:03:49,358 WHAT A GREAT SON I TURNED OUT TO BE. 75 00:03:49,417 --> 00:03:52,958 BUT ALL I HAVE TO REMEMBER HIM BY ARE THESE... 76 00:03:53,042 --> 00:03:55,208 BABY PICTURES! 77 00:04:02,875 --> 00:04:04,083 OH, DADDY. 78 00:04:04,167 --> 00:04:04,875 - UCH! 79 00:04:04,958 --> 00:04:06,750 I AM SO UNCLEAN! 80 00:04:06,833 --> 00:04:07,667 - DAD? 81 00:04:07,750 --> 00:04:10,333 - TAKE THAT, YOU DIRTY OLD BUGS! 82 00:04:10,417 --> 00:04:12,250 YOU CAN KISS MY BUTT! 83 00:04:12,333 --> 00:04:13,167 - KISS HIS BUTT! 84 00:04:13,250 --> 00:04:14,375 THAT'S ALL HE WANTS? 85 00:04:14,458 --> 00:04:15,375 A KISS ON THE BUTT? 86 00:04:15,458 --> 00:04:17,417 HECK, I'll KISS BOTH CHEEKS. 87 00:04:17,500 --> 00:04:19,833 - [WHISTLING] 88 00:04:19,917 --> 00:04:27,583 - [HEAVY BREATHING] 89 00:04:27,667 --> 00:04:30,167 - [SHUDDERING] 90 00:04:32,167 --> 00:04:33,083 [GASPS] 91 00:04:33,167 --> 00:04:34,167 [LAUGHS] 92 00:04:34,250 --> 00:04:36,018 STUPID SQUIRREL! 93 00:04:36,042 --> 00:04:37,875 I WASN'T AFRAID. 94 00:04:37,958 --> 00:04:40,000 [WHISTLING] 95 00:04:40,083 --> 00:04:41,875 - HEY, DAD! 96 00:04:42,542 --> 00:04:43,250 - HUH? 97 00:04:43,333 --> 00:04:44,833 - I MADE YOU A CARD. 98 00:04:44,917 --> 00:04:47,375 - [SCREAMS] 99 00:04:51,125 --> 00:04:52,792 - ARE YOU OK? 100 00:04:53,333 --> 00:04:54,167 IT'S ALL RIGHT, DAD. 101 00:04:54,250 --> 00:04:57,000 IT'S ME, YOUR SON, JEFF! 102 00:05:02,375 --> 00:05:05,500 HAPPY TO SEE ME? 103 00:05:09,875 --> 00:05:11,083 - [WHIMPERING] 104 00:05:11,167 --> 00:05:14,208 - HEY, DAD, ARE YOU GONNA EAT THAT? 105 00:05:19,208 --> 00:05:20,958 - [SHUDDERING] 106 00:05:21,042 --> 00:05:22,250 [SCREAMING] 107 00:05:22,333 --> 00:05:23,792 - NO, DAD! WAIT! 108 00:05:23,875 --> 00:05:25,102 YOU CAN HAVE THE BUG. 109 00:05:25,126 --> 00:05:26,833 OH, WHAT DID I DO WRONG? 110 00:05:26,917 --> 00:05:28,000 - YOU'RE BEING TOO NICE. 111 00:05:28,083 --> 00:05:31,125 - MANDY, I DON'T THINK YOU CAN BE TOO NICE. 112 00:05:31,208 --> 00:05:34,976 I MEAN, MAYBE TOO FORGIVING, BUT TOO NICE? 113 00:05:35,000 --> 00:05:35,833 OOPS. 114 00:05:35,917 --> 00:05:37,333 YOU DROPPED YOUR CANOPY. 115 00:05:37,417 --> 00:05:38,250 - SEE? 116 00:05:38,333 --> 00:05:39,333 TOO NICE. 117 00:05:39,417 --> 00:05:41,583 LOOK, NICE GETS THEIR ATTENTION, 118 00:05:41,667 --> 00:05:43,583 BUT MEAN PUTS THE HOOK IN THEM. 119 00:05:43,667 --> 00:05:45,083 JUST LOOK AT IRWIN. 120 00:05:45,167 --> 00:05:46,583 - HI, MINDY. 121 00:05:46,667 --> 00:05:48,976 WHAT A LICK OF MY... - OOPS! 122 00:05:49,000 --> 00:05:50,667 LATER, LOSER. 123 00:05:50,750 --> 00:05:52,976 - I LOVE YOU! 124 00:05:53,000 --> 00:05:53,917 - WOW! 125 00:05:54,000 --> 00:05:55,144 THAT'S ALL IT TAKES? 126 00:05:55,168 --> 00:05:57,167 MANDY, I WANT YOU TO TEACH ME 127 00:05:57,250 --> 00:05:58,250 TO STOP BEING SO NICE 128 00:05:58,333 --> 00:06:01,333 AND START BEING MEAN, CRUEL, AND EVIL... 129 00:06:01,417 --> 00:06:02,167 MORE LIKE YOU. 130 00:06:02,250 --> 00:06:04,292 - I'll DO IT FOR 100 BUCKS. 131 00:06:04,375 --> 00:06:06,042 - 100 BUCKS? 132 00:06:06,125 --> 00:06:09,375 WELL, FOR YOU... 200! 133 00:06:09,458 --> 00:06:11,583 - MEET ME AT BILLY'S HOUSE AT 6 P.M. 134 00:06:11,667 --> 00:06:14,583 AND BRING A BAD ATTITUDE. 135 00:06:14,875 --> 00:06:17,292 - TAKE THIS, YOU GIANT SPIDER FREAK! 136 00:06:17,375 --> 00:06:19,958 - YEAH! TAKE THAT, YOU SPIDER FREAK! 137 00:06:20,042 --> 00:06:23,083 - OH, THIS GAME CHEATS SO BAD! 138 00:06:23,167 --> 00:06:24,750 - THAT'S RIGHT, GRIM. 139 00:06:24,833 --> 00:06:26,250 IT'S A CONSPIRACY. 140 00:06:26,333 --> 00:06:27,625 - WHAT'S THAT, BONES? 141 00:06:27,708 --> 00:06:29,333 YOU OVER THERE CRYING? 142 00:06:29,417 --> 00:06:31,958 CRY ABOUT THIS! 143 00:06:32,042 --> 00:06:33,333 NOW SHUT UP, SISSY! 144 00:06:33,417 --> 00:06:36,792 - HA! YOU TELL 'EM, SARGE! 145 00:06:37,167 --> 00:06:38,167 - HEY, JEFF. 146 00:06:38,250 --> 00:06:41,042 - PSST, MANDY, I'M OVER HERE! 147 00:06:41,125 --> 00:06:42,125 - OH. 148 00:06:42,167 --> 00:06:44,250 YOU'RE DEFINITELY BILLY'S SON. 149 00:06:44,333 --> 00:06:45,083 - OK, MANDY, 150 00:06:45,167 --> 00:06:47,375 TIME TO PLAY HARDBALL WITH DAD. 151 00:06:47,458 --> 00:06:48,750 AND TO SHOW HIM I MEAN BUSINESS 152 00:06:48,833 --> 00:06:52,875 I'M MADE HIM SOME PONY TEAR TRUFFLES. 153 00:06:53,958 --> 00:06:54,958 - HEY, MANDY, 154 00:06:55,042 --> 00:06:58,333 GUESS WHO JUST GOT THE CRAZY HIGH SCORE! 155 00:06:58,417 --> 00:06:59,333 - YOU? 156 00:06:59,417 --> 00:07:01,042 - YEP. ME. 157 00:07:01,125 --> 00:07:02,167 [SCREAMS] 158 00:07:02,250 --> 00:07:04,042 IT'S THAT FREAKY GIANT SPIDER, 159 00:07:04,125 --> 00:07:07,708 AND HE'S MADE PONY TEAR TRUFFLES! 160 00:07:07,792 --> 00:07:09,500 NO WHITE CHOCOLATE. 161 00:07:09,583 --> 00:07:10,958 RUN! 162 00:07:11,042 --> 00:07:12,250 - ATTACK. 163 00:07:12,333 --> 00:07:13,167 - GRR! 164 00:07:13,250 --> 00:07:15,167 DAD! DAD! 165 00:07:17,083 --> 00:07:19,542 - THIS IS GONNA BE GOOD. 166 00:07:20,208 --> 00:07:21,125 - DAD... 167 00:07:21,208 --> 00:07:23,061 I KNOW THAT MAYBE I DIDN'T TURN OUT 168 00:07:23,085 --> 00:07:24,085 THE WAY YOU PLANNED, 169 00:07:24,167 --> 00:07:26,250 BUT, GOSH DARN IT, I'M YOUR SON. 170 00:07:26,333 --> 00:07:29,833 AND I CORDIALLY REQUEST SOME LOVE. 171 00:07:29,917 --> 00:07:30,917 HOW AM I DOING? - MEANER. 172 00:07:31,750 --> 00:07:33,542 - RIGHT! STRIKE THE CORDIAL PART. 173 00:07:33,625 --> 00:07:36,125 - [SCREAMING] 174 00:07:37,542 --> 00:07:39,083 - DAD? 175 00:07:39,250 --> 00:07:41,542 - GET AWAY FROM ME, FREAK! 176 00:07:41,625 --> 00:07:42,917 [STRAINING] 177 00:07:43,000 --> 00:07:44,375 - [GROANING] 178 00:07:44,458 --> 00:07:47,018 - [GRUNTING] 179 00:07:47,042 --> 00:07:48,500 - IT'S WORKING, MANDY! 180 00:07:48,583 --> 00:07:51,542 OH! HE'S SHOWERING ME WITH GIFTS. 181 00:07:51,625 --> 00:07:53,583 - [SCREAMING] 182 00:07:53,667 --> 00:07:54,667 - OH, MANDY! 183 00:07:54,708 --> 00:07:57,000 I CAN FEEL THE WARMTH OF DADDY'S LOVE 184 00:07:57,083 --> 00:07:59,125 SURGING THROUGH MY SHATTERED LIMBS. 185 00:07:59,208 --> 00:08:02,208 - THIS IS GOING TO BE HARDER THAN I THOUGHT. 186 00:08:02,292 --> 00:08:04,375 TIME FOR PLAN B. 187 00:08:04,458 --> 00:08:06,102 OK, CAN YOU HEAR ME? 188 00:08:06,126 --> 00:08:08,083 - LOUD AND CLEAR, MANDY. 189 00:08:08,167 --> 00:08:08,976 - OK. 190 00:08:09,000 --> 00:08:10,375 GET BILLY TO COME TO THE WINDOW 191 00:08:10,458 --> 00:08:12,083 AND I'll TELL YOU WHAT TO SAY. 192 00:08:12,167 --> 00:08:13,144 - JEEZ, MANDY, 193 00:08:13,168 --> 00:08:16,208 I FEEL LIKE WE'RE BEING AWFULLY SNEAKY. 194 00:08:16,875 --> 00:08:17,750 - NOW, GO. 195 00:08:17,833 --> 00:08:19,750 - ALL RIGHT! 196 00:08:21,083 --> 00:08:25,542 - AND NOW ALL YOU NEED IS A NOSE, LINTY. 197 00:08:25,625 --> 00:08:28,292 OOH! I GOT A SQUISHY NOSE! 198 00:08:28,375 --> 00:08:29,042 - HMM. 199 00:08:29,125 --> 00:08:30,292 HOW DO I GET HIS ATTENTION? 200 00:08:30,375 --> 00:08:32,375 - THROW A PEBBLE AT HIS WINDOW. 201 00:08:32,458 --> 00:08:34,458 - RIGHT, A PEBBLE. 202 00:08:36,333 --> 00:08:38,167 - OH, MY EYE! 203 00:08:38,250 --> 00:08:40,750 - OH, SORRY! 204 00:08:40,833 --> 00:08:42,042 [SCREAMS] 205 00:08:42,125 --> 00:08:45,542 - MANDY, I THINK HE'S COMING DOWN! 206 00:08:46,958 --> 00:08:47,958 NO, HE'S... 207 00:08:48,000 --> 00:08:50,417 HE JUST GIVING ME MORE FURNITURE. 208 00:08:52,708 --> 00:08:53,833 - I HATE YOU! 209 00:08:53,917 --> 00:08:56,042 - THANKS FOR THE FURNITURE, DAD! 210 00:08:56,125 --> 00:08:58,125 - JEFF, GET ANGRY. 211 00:08:58,208 --> 00:08:59,208 - ARE YOU SURE? 212 00:08:59,250 --> 00:09:00,333 - PUT THE HOOK IN HIM. 213 00:09:00,417 --> 00:09:01,167 - RIGHT. 214 00:09:01,250 --> 00:09:04,000 - NOW REPEAT WHAT I SAY EXACTLY. 215 00:09:04,083 --> 00:09:05,102 HEY, STUPID. 216 00:09:05,126 --> 00:09:06,458 - HEY, UH, STUPID! 217 00:09:06,542 --> 00:09:10,000 DON'T MAKE ME EAT MY PARENTS LIKE OTHER BUGS DO! 218 00:09:10,083 --> 00:09:11,083 EW! 219 00:09:11,167 --> 00:09:12,000 OH, SORRY, DAD! 220 00:09:12,083 --> 00:09:15,125 WHAT DO YOU SAY WE JUST GO GET SOME YOGURT? 221 00:09:15,208 --> 00:09:16,333 I'll BUY! 222 00:09:16,417 --> 00:09:17,542 OH, I GET IT. 223 00:09:17,625 --> 00:09:19,458 YOU'RE LACTOSE INTOLERANT. 224 00:09:19,542 --> 00:09:20,208 SORRY. 225 00:09:20,292 --> 00:09:22,250 - STOP APOLOGIZING. 226 00:09:22,333 --> 00:09:23,375 BE MEAN! 227 00:09:23,458 --> 00:09:24,458 - I CAN'T. 228 00:09:24,500 --> 00:09:27,250 I HAVE AN ABNORMALLY SMALL MEAN GLAND. 229 00:09:27,333 --> 00:09:29,167 [WHINING] 230 00:09:29,250 --> 00:09:30,958 - THAT'S IT, I GIVE UP. 231 00:09:31,042 --> 00:09:31,875 - NO! NO! 232 00:09:31,958 --> 00:09:33,458 I'll LISTEN. PLEASE, MANDY! 233 00:09:33,542 --> 00:09:34,958 - ALL RIGHT, MANDY. 234 00:09:35,042 --> 00:09:36,708 I'M HERE TO DO YOUR CHORES. 235 00:09:36,792 --> 00:09:39,208 - HEY, GO NUTS. 236 00:09:42,042 --> 00:09:43,083 - GO NUTS? 237 00:09:43,167 --> 00:09:45,708 - NOW, GET TO WORK. 238 00:09:48,125 --> 00:09:49,000 - GRIM, 239 00:09:49,083 --> 00:09:51,083 WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO DESERVE THIS? 240 00:09:51,167 --> 00:09:53,958 - YEAH, WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS? 241 00:09:54,042 --> 00:09:55,917 - LEAVE ME ALONE, YOU JERK! 242 00:09:56,000 --> 00:09:57,125 - "CLEAN MY ROOM, GRIM." 243 00:09:57,208 --> 00:10:00,417 I HATE YOU, YOU HORRIBLE LITTLE MONSTER. 244 00:10:00,500 --> 00:10:03,292 - I HATE YOU, YOU HORRIBLE LITTLE MONSTER. 245 00:10:03,375 --> 00:10:09,458 - NO MATTER WHAT I DO, I'M NEVER APPRECIATED! 246 00:10:09,542 --> 00:10:11,125 - WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO... 247 00:10:11,208 --> 00:10:13,333 - TO GET SOME RESPECT AROUND HERE? 248 00:10:13,417 --> 00:10:15,125 - CHEW SOMEONE'S HEAD OFF? 249 00:10:15,208 --> 00:10:17,750 - [BARKING] 250 00:10:17,833 --> 00:10:20,708 - THAT'S IT! 251 00:10:21,167 --> 00:10:22,208 - [TRAIN WHISTLE] 252 00:10:22,292 --> 00:10:23,708 - TOOT! 253 00:10:23,792 --> 00:10:26,208 NO MORE MR. NICE SPIDER! 254 00:10:26,292 --> 00:10:28,542 [GRUNTING] 255 00:10:29,125 --> 00:10:31,000 LOVE ME, DAD! 256 00:10:31,083 --> 00:10:32,000 LOVE ME! 257 00:10:32,083 --> 00:10:35,083 LOVE ME NOW! 258 00:10:35,167 --> 00:10:40,500 - NO! 259 00:10:43,083 --> 00:10:44,125 - AW, DUDE! 260 00:10:44,208 --> 00:10:45,458 THIS GAME CHEATS! 261 00:10:45,542 --> 00:10:46,742 - I TOLD YOU. - YOU KNOW, JEFF, 262 00:10:47,292 --> 00:10:48,917 I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU SAID TO BILLY, 263 00:10:49,000 --> 00:10:51,375 BUT HE'S MUCH LESS ANNOYING NOW. 264 00:10:51,458 --> 00:10:52,333 - YEAH. 265 00:10:52,417 --> 00:10:53,875 - WELL, I OWE IT ALL TO YOU, MANDY. 266 00:10:53,958 --> 00:10:56,542 IT'S JUST NICE TO HAVE A FATHER. 267 00:10:57,000 --> 00:10:58,125 HOW YOU DOING, DAD? 268 00:10:58,208 --> 00:10:59,250 - I LOVE YOU. 269 00:10:59,333 --> 00:11:01,042 I LOVE YOU! 270 00:11:01,125 --> 00:11:02,833 I LOVE YOU. 271 00:11:02,917 --> 00:11:05,792 - AW, SHUT UP, DAD. 272 00:11:21,917 --> 00:11:23,583 - MY BIKE ROCKS! 273 00:11:23,667 --> 00:11:26,875 OH! THE WHEELS ARE LIKE CIRCLES! 274 00:11:30,292 --> 00:11:32,583 ONE LEMONADE, PLEASE! 275 00:11:32,667 --> 00:11:35,167 - [SCREAMING] 276 00:11:36,833 --> 00:11:37,917 - [SLURP] 277 00:11:38,000 --> 00:11:40,375 WELL! AT LEAST MY BIKE IS OK. 278 00:11:40,458 --> 00:11:44,000 I SHOULD STILL BE ABLE TO RIDE IT HOME. 279 00:11:53,125 --> 00:11:54,167 AW. 280 00:11:54,250 --> 00:11:56,417 WHO NEEDS A DUMB BIKE TO HAVE FUN ANYWAY? 281 00:11:56,500 --> 00:11:59,375 WALKING CAN BE IT'S OWN REWARD. 282 00:11:59,458 --> 00:12:01,875 GO, LEGS, GO! 283 00:12:01,958 --> 00:12:04,083 YEAH! I'M ON FIRE! 284 00:12:04,167 --> 00:12:09,000 YOU PUT ONE FOOT IN FRONT OF THE OTHER! 285 00:12:09,083 --> 00:12:10,102 - HI, BILLY! 286 00:12:10,126 --> 00:12:11,333 - OH, HEY, IRWIN. 287 00:12:11,417 --> 00:12:14,018 MAN, IT SURE LOOKS LIKE IRWIN'S HAVING FUN 288 00:12:14,042 --> 00:12:15,042 WITH HIS BIKE. 289 00:12:15,125 --> 00:12:18,018 - I'M HAVING SO MUCH FUN WITH MY BIKE! 290 00:12:18,042 --> 00:12:19,018 WHOO! 291 00:12:19,042 --> 00:12:21,125 - IT LOOKS LIKE PUD'N IS HAVING FUN 292 00:12:21,208 --> 00:12:22,917 WITH HIS BIKE, TOO! 293 00:12:23,000 --> 00:12:24,083 - [LAUGHING] 294 00:12:24,167 --> 00:12:26,250 - EVEN SPERG! 295 00:12:26,333 --> 00:12:29,458 - I NOW PRONOUNCE YOU MAN AND BIKE. 296 00:12:29,542 --> 00:12:32,042 - I ONLY WISH THAT EVERYONE COULD KNOW 297 00:12:32,125 --> 00:12:35,708 THE JOY THIS BIKE HAS BROUGHT ME. 298 00:12:37,042 --> 00:12:38,458 [THUNDER] 299 00:12:38,542 --> 00:12:39,542 - YOU JUST PUT ONE FOOT 300 00:12:39,583 --> 00:12:44,125 IN FRONT OF THE OTHER. 301 00:12:44,208 --> 00:12:45,292 - ALAS, POOR BILLY, 302 00:12:45,375 --> 00:12:50,292 DESTINED TO WALK THE SEPULCHERED STREETS OF SUBURBIA, 303 00:12:50,375 --> 00:12:52,958 A DOOMED HUSK OF A CHILD. 304 00:12:53,042 --> 00:12:55,458 DO NOT CRY FOR HIM. 305 00:12:55,542 --> 00:12:56,792 DO NOT CRY! 306 00:12:56,875 --> 00:13:01,792 YOU SEE, BILLY'S LIFE IS ABOUT TO DRASTICALLY CHANGE. 307 00:13:01,875 --> 00:13:05,125 FOR BETTER OR WORSE, I KNOW NOT. 308 00:13:06,167 --> 00:13:07,144 OH! 309 00:13:07,168 --> 00:13:09,458 I WISH I HADN'T DRANK ALL THAT LEMONADE. 310 00:13:09,542 --> 00:13:13,083 I CAN HOLD IT. I CAN HOLD IT! 311 00:13:13,167 --> 00:13:16,583 I DON'T GOTTA HOLD IT! 312 00:13:18,167 --> 00:13:21,958 WHAT KIND OF WEIRDO PORTO-POTTY IS THIS? 313 00:13:22,042 --> 00:13:23,875 IT LOOKS SO UNSANITARY. 314 00:13:23,958 --> 00:13:27,042 - THAT'S WHY THEY CALL IT PITTSBURGH. 315 00:13:27,125 --> 00:13:28,333 - OH, HI! 316 00:13:28,417 --> 00:13:29,875 - HELLO, BILLY. 317 00:13:29,958 --> 00:13:31,000 - HOW'D YOU KNOW MY NAME? 318 00:13:31,083 --> 00:13:32,458 - I GUESSED. 319 00:13:32,542 --> 00:13:33,375 - WOW! 320 00:13:33,458 --> 00:13:36,250 IS THAT YOUR RED TRICYCLE? 321 00:13:36,333 --> 00:13:37,500 IT SURE IS NICE. 322 00:13:37,583 --> 00:13:40,417 - ACTUALLY, I BROUGHT IT HERE JUST FOR YOU. 323 00:13:40,500 --> 00:13:41,500 - [GASPS] 324 00:13:41,542 --> 00:13:42,333 FOR ME?! 325 00:13:42,417 --> 00:13:43,833 - IT'S TOTALLY FREE. 326 00:13:43,917 --> 00:13:47,750 YOU ONLY HAVE TO PROMISE TO LOVE IT FOREVER... 327 00:13:47,833 --> 00:13:50,958 AND EVER AND EVER. 328 00:13:51,042 --> 00:13:51,917 AND EVER. 329 00:13:52,000 --> 00:13:53,792 - I PROMISE. 330 00:13:53,875 --> 00:13:56,375 - [LAUGHING] 331 00:13:57,250 --> 00:13:58,458 [COUGHING] 332 00:13:58,542 --> 00:13:59,542 OH, SORRY. 333 00:13:59,625 --> 00:14:02,542 I JUST REMEMBERED THIS REALLY FUNNY JOKE 334 00:14:02,625 --> 00:14:04,708 ABOUT A DUCK IN A... [BELL RINGS] 335 00:14:04,792 --> 00:14:05,958 NEVER MIND. 336 00:14:06,042 --> 00:14:07,583 IT IS TIME TO GO. 337 00:14:07,667 --> 00:14:10,875 DON'T FORGET... YOU MUST LOVE IT FOREVER. 338 00:14:10,958 --> 00:14:15,083 FOREVER... FOREVER... - THANKS, MR. KID! 339 00:14:15,167 --> 00:14:16,750 YOU'RE A 3-WHEEL DREAM! 340 00:14:16,833 --> 00:14:20,167 I'M GONNA NAME YOU TRYKIE. 341 00:14:20,250 --> 00:14:24,083 COME ON, TRYKIE, LET'S GO HAVE SOME FUN! 342 00:14:24,917 --> 00:14:26,458 GUYS! HEY, GUYS! 343 00:14:26,542 --> 00:14:29,000 DO YOU NOTICE ANYTHING NEW? 344 00:14:29,083 --> 00:14:30,708 - [SNICKERING] 345 00:14:30,792 --> 00:14:32,208 - WHAT IS THAT, YO? 346 00:14:32,292 --> 00:14:34,976 IS THAT A TRICYCLE? 347 00:14:35,000 --> 00:14:36,000 - YEP! 348 00:14:36,042 --> 00:14:37,792 IT'S NAME IS TRYKIE! 349 00:14:37,875 --> 00:14:39,125 - [SNICKERING] 350 00:14:39,208 --> 00:14:40,125 [LAUGHING] 351 00:14:40,208 --> 00:14:43,083 - INCOMING DATA PACKET FOR BILLY. 352 00:14:43,167 --> 00:14:46,542 ONLY BIG BABIES RIDE TRICYCLES! 353 00:14:46,625 --> 00:14:48,125 - THAT'S NOT TRUE! 354 00:14:48,208 --> 00:14:51,000 - READY FOR YOUR BOTTLE? 355 00:14:51,083 --> 00:14:51,875 - [CRYING] 356 00:14:51,958 --> 00:14:54,042 I'M NOT A BIG BABY! 357 00:14:54,125 --> 00:14:55,333 I'M A YOUNG ADULT. 358 00:14:55,417 --> 00:14:57,208 - ♪ BABY BILLY, SITTING IN HIS CRIB ♪ 359 00:14:57,292 --> 00:15:00,625 ♪ DRIPPING MASHED POTATOES ALL DOWN HIS BIB ♪ 360 00:15:00,708 --> 00:15:02,083 - YOU'RE WRONG! 361 00:15:02,167 --> 00:15:03,417 TRYKIE IS COOL! 362 00:15:03,500 --> 00:15:06,958 AND I HAVEN'T WORN A BIB IN MONTHS! 363 00:15:07,042 --> 00:15:09,458 [SOBBING] 364 00:15:18,708 --> 00:15:19,542 [BURP] 365 00:15:19,625 --> 00:15:22,042 [SOBBING] 366 00:15:24,500 --> 00:15:29,292 THEY... THEY... THEY DIDN'T EVEN GIVE IT A CHANCE! 367 00:15:29,375 --> 00:15:31,958 [SOB] 368 00:15:33,167 --> 00:15:35,583 - HEY, YOU REMEMBER EARLIER, YO, 369 00:15:35,667 --> 00:15:38,042 WHEN WE CALLED BILLY A BABY? 370 00:15:38,125 --> 00:15:38,833 - YEAH! 371 00:15:38,917 --> 00:15:40,208 THAT WAS AWESOME! 372 00:15:40,292 --> 00:15:43,250 - AND THEN WHEN HE CRIED ALL THE WAY HOME? 373 00:15:43,333 --> 00:15:44,417 - YEAH! 374 00:15:44,500 --> 00:15:47,250 - IT'S NICE THAT IT WASN'T ME FOR A CHANGE. 375 00:15:47,333 --> 00:15:48,333 [BELL JINGLES] 376 00:15:48,417 --> 00:15:51,083 HELLO? IS SOMEONE THERE? 377 00:15:51,167 --> 00:15:52,083 HELLO? 378 00:15:52,167 --> 00:15:53,976 [SCREAMS] 379 00:15:54,000 --> 00:15:55,458 - [SOBBING] 380 00:15:55,542 --> 00:15:58,042 - [SQUEAKING] 381 00:15:58,125 --> 00:15:59,167 - TRYKIE! 382 00:15:59,250 --> 00:16:02,000 HOW'D YOU GET IN HERE, YOU RASCAL? 383 00:16:02,083 --> 00:16:02,958 WAIT! 384 00:16:03,042 --> 00:16:05,000 WHAT'S THAT LODGED IN YOUR SPOKES? 385 00:16:05,083 --> 00:16:06,500 IT... LOOKS LIKE... 386 00:16:06,583 --> 00:16:08,875 SOME KIND OF COOL NOISE-MAKER! 387 00:16:08,958 --> 00:16:10,018 I'll JUST PUT THAT BACK IN. 388 00:16:10,042 --> 00:16:12,667 TRYKIE, I DON'T CARE WHAT MY FRIENDS SAY. 389 00:16:12,750 --> 00:16:16,083 I FEEL SO RIGHT WHEN I'M WITH YOU. 390 00:16:16,167 --> 00:16:18,292 ♪ TOURING THE FRANCE ♪ LA LA LA 391 00:16:18,375 --> 00:16:22,083 ♪ TOURING THE FRANCE ♪ LA LA LA LA LA LA LA 392 00:16:24,667 --> 00:16:26,000 HI, SPERG. NICE DAY! GOTTA GO! 393 00:16:26,083 --> 00:16:28,125 - GET BACK HERE, MEAT! 394 00:16:28,208 --> 00:16:31,542 JUST WHEN I THOUGHT YOU COULDN'T GET NO LAMER 395 00:16:31,625 --> 00:16:33,292 YOU SHOW UP ON THAT THING! 396 00:16:33,375 --> 00:16:36,000 - I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU SAY ABOUT TRYKIE! 397 00:16:36,083 --> 00:16:38,917 THEY'RE JUST WORDS, AND WORDS CAN'T HURT ME. 398 00:16:39,000 --> 00:16:41,292 - THAT'S WHY I'VE GOT THESE. 399 00:16:41,375 --> 00:16:42,042 - GULP. 400 00:16:42,125 --> 00:16:43,833 WH-WHAT ARE THEY FOR? 401 00:16:43,917 --> 00:16:45,583 - ATOMIC WEDGIES! 402 00:16:45,667 --> 00:16:47,185 - [HIGH-PITCHED SCREAM] 403 00:16:47,209 --> 00:16:48,417 THEY WORK WELL. 404 00:16:48,500 --> 00:16:50,917 I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU DO TO ME, 405 00:16:51,000 --> 00:16:52,000 JUST DON'T HURT TRYKIE. 406 00:16:52,083 --> 00:16:55,917 - YOUR STUPID BIKE IS ABOUT TO HAVE A LITTLE FALL. 407 00:16:56,000 --> 00:16:57,000 - NO, SPERG. 408 00:16:57,083 --> 00:16:58,083 NO! NO! 409 00:16:58,167 --> 00:17:01,875 - THIS IS WHERE THE SIDEWALK ENDS, BABY. 410 00:17:01,958 --> 00:17:04,083 - DON'T DO IT! 411 00:17:05,000 --> 00:17:09,042 TRYKIE! 412 00:17:09,458 --> 00:17:10,583 - WELL... 413 00:17:10,667 --> 00:17:14,208 THAT WAS EVEN MORE SATISFYING THAN I THOUGHT. 414 00:17:21,667 --> 00:17:25,792 ♪ I COULD EAT YOU UP ♪ BETTER THAN CANDY 415 00:17:25,875 --> 00:17:29,018 ♪ YOU'RE SO DANDY ♪ BUTTERCUP DANCER 416 00:17:29,042 --> 00:17:36,417 ♪ I LOVE YOU [PANTING] 417 00:17:36,500 --> 00:17:38,333 OH, STUPID, STUPID! 418 00:17:38,417 --> 00:17:39,750 I MISSED THE THIRD CUE. 419 00:17:39,833 --> 00:17:43,208 I'll NEVER GET TO BROADWAY WITH THAT KIND OF SLOPPINESS. 420 00:17:43,292 --> 00:17:45,042 GOTTA TRAIN EVEN HARDER. 421 00:17:45,125 --> 00:17:47,917 YOU GOT A PROBLEM, CUZ? 422 00:17:49,542 --> 00:17:50,083 NO! 423 00:17:50,167 --> 00:17:52,000 I GOT RID OF YOU, MAN! 424 00:17:52,083 --> 00:17:54,667 I GOT RID OF YOU! 425 00:17:57,333 --> 00:17:59,708 [SCREAMING] 426 00:17:59,792 --> 00:18:01,167 OH, NO! 427 00:18:01,250 --> 00:18:03,417 NO! 428 00:18:03,500 --> 00:18:06,208 [SCREAMING] 429 00:18:18,417 --> 00:18:19,292 - [SIGHS] 430 00:18:19,375 --> 00:18:22,375 NOTHING IS AS FUN WITHOUT TRYKIE. 431 00:18:22,458 --> 00:18:23,708 [SQUEAKING] 432 00:18:23,792 --> 00:18:24,708 TRYKIE! 433 00:18:24,792 --> 00:18:26,000 YOU'RE OK! 434 00:18:26,083 --> 00:18:27,292 - SO IT'S SAFE TO ASSUME 435 00:18:27,375 --> 00:18:29,042 THAT THING BELONGS TO YOU? 436 00:18:29,125 --> 00:18:32,375 - MANDY, YOU BROUGHT TRYKIE BACK TO ME! 437 00:18:32,458 --> 00:18:33,458 YOU ROCK! 438 00:18:33,542 --> 00:18:35,167 - WHERE'D YOU GET THAT TRICYCLE, BILLY? 439 00:18:35,250 --> 00:18:37,833 - FROM A WEIRD KID IN A MAGIC PORTO-POTTY. 440 00:18:37,917 --> 00:18:39,500 WHY DO YOU ASK? 441 00:18:39,583 --> 00:18:41,750 - STAY RIGHT HERE. 442 00:18:41,833 --> 00:18:43,708 - WHERE DO YOU THINK SHE'S GOING, TRYKIE? 443 00:18:43,792 --> 00:18:44,792 OH, OH! 444 00:18:44,875 --> 00:18:46,476 I'll BET SHE'S GONNA GET HER OWN TRICYCLE. 445 00:18:46,500 --> 00:18:49,958 SO WE CAN ALL RIDE TOGETHER. 446 00:18:52,000 --> 00:18:53,185 - THIS THE THING? 447 00:18:53,209 --> 00:18:55,042 ALL RIGHT, LET'S SEE. 448 00:18:55,125 --> 00:18:56,976 YEP. IT'S HAUNTED. 449 00:18:57,000 --> 00:18:58,167 - HAUNTED? 450 00:18:58,250 --> 00:18:59,500 - YOU'RE POSITIVE? 451 00:18:59,583 --> 00:19:00,333 - YEP. 452 00:19:00,417 --> 00:19:02,625 IT'S GOT THE MARK OF THE BEAST. 453 00:19:04,292 --> 00:19:05,458 - ALL RIGHT, GRIM. 454 00:19:05,542 --> 00:19:07,042 YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO. 455 00:19:07,125 --> 00:19:08,000 - WAIT! 456 00:19:08,083 --> 00:19:09,583 WHAT DO YOU MEAN TRYKIE'S HAUNTED? 457 00:19:09,667 --> 00:19:13,125 - YOUR BIKE IS POSSESSED BY AN EVIL FORCE. 458 00:19:13,208 --> 00:19:14,708 DO IT. - RIGHT. 459 00:19:14,792 --> 00:19:17,125 - TRYKIE DIDN'T DO ANYTHING TO DESERVE THIS. 460 00:19:17,208 --> 00:19:19,018 HE WOULD NEVER HURT ANYONE. 461 00:19:19,042 --> 00:19:20,976 TRYKIE IS COOL LIKE THAT. 462 00:19:21,000 --> 00:19:23,042 - I BEG TO DIFFER. 463 00:19:23,125 --> 00:19:24,333 - SHOW HIM, IRWIN. 464 00:19:24,417 --> 00:19:27,958 - I'VE GOT TIRE TRACKS OVER 85% OF MY BODY. 465 00:19:28,042 --> 00:19:30,792 - THOSE COULD HAVE COME FROM ANYWHERE. 466 00:19:30,875 --> 00:19:32,375 - WELL, WHAT ABOUT ME? 467 00:19:32,458 --> 00:19:34,708 LOOK WHAT YOUR MEAN TRICYCLE 468 00:19:34,792 --> 00:19:37,333 WROTE ON MY FULL-BODY CAST. 469 00:19:37,417 --> 00:19:39,875 - YOUR PAIN HAS ONLY BEGUN. 470 00:19:39,958 --> 00:19:42,167 I'll BE BACK TO FINISH THE JOB. 471 00:19:42,250 --> 00:19:44,917 YOU STINK. LOVE, TRYKIE. 472 00:19:45,000 --> 00:19:46,667 THAT COULD BE ANY TRYKIE. 473 00:19:46,750 --> 00:19:47,792 - ALL RIGHT, BILLY. 474 00:19:47,875 --> 00:19:51,167 I DIDN'T WANT YOU TO HAVE TO SEE THIS. 475 00:19:52,250 --> 00:19:54,292 - OH, MY GOODNESS! 476 00:19:54,375 --> 00:19:55,375 - IT'S SPERG. 477 00:19:55,417 --> 00:19:58,000 APPARENTLY HE SUFFERED AN IRREVERSIBLE 478 00:19:58,083 --> 00:19:59,708 SUPER-MEGA WEDGIE. 479 00:19:59,792 --> 00:20:02,000 - THAT COULD ONLY BE DONE BY... BY... 480 00:20:02,083 --> 00:20:05,000 - BY A PAIR OF HANDLEBARS. 481 00:20:05,083 --> 00:20:06,667 - NO! 482 00:20:06,750 --> 00:20:09,125 SAY IT AIN'T TRUE, TRYKIE. 483 00:20:09,208 --> 00:20:10,144 - SORRY, BILLY. 484 00:20:10,168 --> 00:20:12,875 BUT I GOTTA DO THIS OR ELSE IT COULD... 485 00:20:14,833 --> 00:20:16,542 SWEET PIG IN A POT! 486 00:20:16,625 --> 00:20:18,000 IT'S GOT ME FACE! 487 00:20:18,083 --> 00:20:19,583 MY BEAUTIFUL FACE! 488 00:20:19,667 --> 00:20:20,917 - TRYKIE, STOP! 489 00:20:21,000 --> 00:20:22,125 PLEASE STOP! 490 00:20:22,208 --> 00:20:24,167 - AAH! IT'S GONE DOWN ME ROBE! 491 00:20:24,250 --> 00:20:27,042 OW! IT BIT ME BONY BUTT! 492 00:20:27,125 --> 00:20:28,208 WHAT THE?! 493 00:20:28,292 --> 00:20:29,000 OH! OH! OH! 494 00:20:29,083 --> 00:20:32,000 IT'S PUNCHING ME KIDNEYS, MAN! 495 00:20:32,083 --> 00:20:34,500 - TRYKIE IS A KILLING MACHINE. 496 00:20:34,583 --> 00:20:37,083 SO, WHAT AM I GONNA DO, MANDY? 497 00:20:37,167 --> 00:20:39,833 - I THOUGHT YOU'D NEVER ASK. 498 00:20:39,917 --> 00:20:42,167 - THE AGONY! 499 00:20:42,250 --> 00:20:43,500 - HEY, TRYKIE! 500 00:20:43,583 --> 00:20:46,208 YOU'RE JUST A BIG MEANIE! 501 00:20:46,292 --> 00:20:49,042 YOU'RE NOT COOL AT ALL. 502 00:20:49,125 --> 00:20:51,583 YOU'RE... UNCOOL! 503 00:20:51,667 --> 00:20:54,083 - [ROARS] 504 00:21:07,750 --> 00:21:09,000 - IS IT OVER? 505 00:21:09,083 --> 00:21:11,833 - TRYKIE HAS LEFT THE BUILDING. 506 00:21:11,917 --> 00:21:14,625 - I'M SORRY, TRYKIE. 507 00:21:15,792 --> 00:21:20,542 - YOU'RE MONKEY PEOPLE, ALL OF YOU! 508 00:21:20,625 --> 00:21:23,000 - AND THUS OUR STORY ENDS. 509 00:21:23,083 --> 00:21:24,667 IF YOU'VE BEEN PAYING ATTENTION, 510 00:21:24,750 --> 00:21:29,167 IT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE A NERD WITH NOTHING BETTER TO DO. 511 00:21:29,250 --> 00:21:31,667 BUT WHAT OF BILLY, YOU ASK? 512 00:21:31,750 --> 00:21:35,458 WELL, HE GOT A NEW UNICYCLE. 513 00:21:35,542 --> 00:21:37,792 - I'll CALL YOU UNI! 514 00:21:37,875 --> 00:21:40,750 - AND WHAT OF EVERYONE ELSE? 515 00:21:40,833 --> 00:21:42,083 WHO CARES? 516 00:21:42,167 --> 00:21:44,417 THEY BORE THE SNOT OUT OF ME. 517 00:21:44,500 --> 00:21:48,167 THE END! 518 00:21:49,583 --> 00:21:53,292 ♪♪♪ 519 00:21:58,750 --> 00:22:01,333 CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP 520 00:22:01,417 --> 00:22:06,125 CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE. www.ncicap.org... 521 00:22:13,708 --> 00:22:16,167 - [BACKWARD VOICE]