1 00:00:02,917 --> 00:00:06,500 CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP 2 00:00:07,333 --> 00:00:11,000 - HA HA HA HA HA HA! 3 00:00:32,000 --> 00:00:37,333 - THE CALL IS COMING FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE. 4 00:01:10,875 --> 00:01:11,750 - RAHHH! 5 00:01:11,833 --> 00:01:12,958 - AAAAAHHH! 6 00:01:13,042 --> 00:01:14,042 - AAAAAAHHH! 7 00:01:14,083 --> 00:01:15,144 WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR FACE? 8 00:01:15,168 --> 00:01:18,125 - DUDE, I'M, LIKE, 15. WE ALL LOOK LIKE THIS. 9 00:01:18,208 --> 00:01:19,417 WHAT ARE YOU, MY MOM? 10 00:01:19,500 --> 00:01:22,542 - NO, I'M THE BOOGIE MAN. 11 00:01:23,958 --> 00:01:27,875 - I DON'T EVEN BELIEVE IN YOU. GO TALK TO MY LITTLE BROTHER. 12 00:01:27,958 --> 00:01:30,167 - YEAH, GO TO BED. SHEESH. 13 00:01:30,250 --> 00:01:32,125 WHEN DID KIDS GET SO HARD TO SCARE? 14 00:01:32,208 --> 00:01:37,417 I BLAME CARTOONS AND VIDEO GAMES AND THE TUBA. 15 00:01:37,500 --> 00:01:39,958 WHAT HAPPENED TO THE GOOD OLD DAYS 16 00:01:40,042 --> 00:01:41,958 WHEN THE MERE MENTION OF THE BOOGIE MAN 17 00:01:42,042 --> 00:01:44,833 COULD SULLY EVEN THE WHITEST UNDIES? 18 00:01:44,917 --> 00:01:45,917 [SLURP] AHHH. 19 00:01:46,875 --> 00:01:48,542 MAN, I HAVEN'T HAD TIMES LIKE THAT 20 00:01:48,625 --> 00:01:50,708 SINCE MIDDLE SCHOOL. 21 00:01:50,792 --> 00:01:54,083 AH, THE OLD MIDDLE SCHOOL YEARBOOK. 22 00:01:54,167 --> 00:01:56,708 OH, YES, THE GRIM REAPER... 23 00:01:56,792 --> 00:02:00,018 ALWAYS THINKING HE WAS SCARIER THAN ME. 24 00:02:00,042 --> 00:02:01,333 CHUMP. 25 00:02:01,417 --> 00:02:05,792 MAYBE IT'S TIME TO RELIVE SOME OF THE OLD GLORY DAYS. 26 00:02:05,875 --> 00:02:07,000 YES. AH HA HA HA! 27 00:02:07,083 --> 00:02:09,976 - AH, SHUT UP! I'M TRYING TO SLEEP! 28 00:02:10,000 --> 00:02:14,292 - WELCOME BACK TO THE SUPPERTIME SURGERY NETWORK. 29 00:02:14,375 --> 00:02:15,833 - THIS SHOW IS AWESOME. 30 00:02:15,917 --> 00:02:19,125 - HEY, DOC, WHAT ARE YOU DOIN' WITH MY LEGS? 31 00:02:19,208 --> 00:02:20,125 AAAAHHHH! 32 00:02:20,208 --> 00:02:22,875 - OH, STOP IT. I'M JUST SHAVING YOU. 33 00:02:22,958 --> 00:02:25,458 - SO, THIS IS WHERE GRIM LIVES. 34 00:02:25,542 --> 00:02:30,125 LET'S SEE WHAT HE THINKS OF ME SCARING THESE TWO KIDS TO DEATH. 35 00:02:30,208 --> 00:02:31,333 HERE WE GO. 36 00:02:31,417 --> 00:02:34,708 - OK, MRS. STEVENSON. ONE MORE STITCH. 37 00:02:34,792 --> 00:02:36,167 OOP, SORRY ABOUT THAT. 38 00:02:36,250 --> 00:02:37,000 - RRHOOAR! 39 00:02:37,083 --> 00:02:40,000 - HEY, BILLY, IS THIS A NEW TV? 40 00:02:40,083 --> 00:02:41,125 - ROOOAR! 41 00:02:41,208 --> 00:02:42,125 - COOL. 42 00:02:42,208 --> 00:02:43,500 - ROOAR! 43 00:02:43,583 --> 00:02:44,875 - REWIND. 44 00:02:44,958 --> 00:02:47,625 - WHAT? - I GOTTA SEE THAT AGAIN. 45 00:02:50,083 --> 00:02:51,208 FAST FORWARD. 46 00:02:51,292 --> 00:02:52,458 REWIND. 47 00:02:52,542 --> 00:02:53,708 FAST FORWARD. 48 00:02:53,792 --> 00:02:54,458 REWIND. 49 00:02:54,542 --> 00:02:55,792 - WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. 50 00:02:55,875 --> 00:02:58,875 I'M SORRY, CHILD, BUT IS THIS THE GRIM REAPER HOME? 51 00:02:58,958 --> 00:03:01,125 - ♪ OH, GRIM 52 00:03:01,208 --> 00:03:04,167 - WHO DARES DISTURB THE GRIM REAPER? 53 00:03:04,250 --> 00:03:06,144 'CAUSE I HAVE BILLY BISCUITS. 54 00:03:06,168 --> 00:03:09,125 - BILLY BISCUITS! 55 00:03:09,208 --> 00:03:10,875 AAARRRUUUGHA! 56 00:03:10,958 --> 00:03:13,458 GGGGGRRRR... BILLY BISCUITS! 57 00:03:13,542 --> 00:03:16,042 [SNORT, SNORT, SNIFFLE, SNIFFLE] 58 00:03:16,125 --> 00:03:19,917 OHHH, THEY FEEL CHOCOLATY. 59 00:03:20,000 --> 00:03:22,625 OH, GRIM, THE TV WANTS TO TALK TO YOU. 60 00:03:22,708 --> 00:03:23,542 - TV? 61 00:03:23,625 --> 00:03:25,083 - HELLO, GRIM. 62 00:03:25,167 --> 00:03:26,917 - HELLO, TV. 63 00:03:27,000 --> 00:03:29,167 - HMM. 64 00:03:29,250 --> 00:03:30,167 HA HA! 65 00:03:30,250 --> 00:03:31,958 - BOOGIE! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 66 00:03:32,042 --> 00:03:36,375 - WHAT? AN OLD CLASSMATE CAN'T SWING BY AND SAY HELLO? 67 00:03:36,458 --> 00:03:40,208 - NO. I THOUGHT I WAS DONE WITH YOU AFTER GRADUATION. 68 00:03:40,292 --> 00:03:41,750 - HEY, GRIM, WHO'S THE STIFF? 69 00:03:41,833 --> 00:03:44,583 - YOU MAY KNOW HIM AS THE BOOGIE MAN. 70 00:03:44,667 --> 00:03:46,042 HE WAS THE WORST BULLY IN SCHOOL. 71 00:03:46,125 --> 00:03:49,958 HE USED TO TORMENT ALL THE KIDS AND MAKE US LOOK LIKE IDIOTS. 72 00:03:50,042 --> 00:03:51,061 - WOW! BEEN THERE. 73 00:03:51,085 --> 00:03:53,750 - OH, COME NOW, GRIM. THINGS WEREN'T THAT BAD. 74 00:03:53,833 --> 00:03:56,625 - DON'T BELIEVE HIM, KIDS. BOOGIE WAS THE WORST. 75 00:03:56,708 --> 00:04:00,125 ONE TIME I HAD A RECITAL IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE CLASS. 76 00:04:00,208 --> 00:04:03,750 - PUT YOUR HANDS TOGETHER FOR GRIM. 77 00:04:03,833 --> 00:04:04,667 - GOOD LUCK, GRIM. 78 00:04:04,750 --> 00:04:07,417 - I DON'T NEED LUCK. I PRACTICED. 79 00:04:07,500 --> 00:04:11,917 - WELL, I HOPE YOU PRACTICED YOUR HUMILITY. 80 00:04:13,125 --> 00:04:18,083 - TO BE OR NOT TO BE. THAT IS THE QUESTION. 81 00:04:18,167 --> 00:04:23,000 - I THINK YOU MEAN, WEDGIE OR NO WEDGIE. 82 00:04:23,083 --> 00:04:23,708 - OWWWW! 83 00:04:23,792 --> 00:04:24,958 - WEDGIE! 84 00:04:25,042 --> 00:04:27,583 - HEY, EVERYONE, GRIM JUST GOT A NUCLEAR WEDGIE. 85 00:04:27,667 --> 00:04:30,500 LET'S ALL POINT AND LAUGH AT HIS HUMILIATION. 86 00:04:30,583 --> 00:04:33,667 - HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! 87 00:04:33,750 --> 00:04:35,042 - BOY. 88 00:04:35,125 --> 00:04:37,292 - I NEVER LIVED THAT DOWN. 89 00:04:37,375 --> 00:04:41,167 EVERYONE CALLED ME WEDGIE SHAKESPEARE. 90 00:04:41,708 --> 00:04:44,185 - WELL, ALL THIS REMINISCING HAS BEEN GREAT, 91 00:04:44,209 --> 00:04:47,000 BUT I JUST STOPPED BY FOR A FEW THINGS. 92 00:04:47,083 --> 00:04:50,018 NICE SEEIN' YOU, JERK. 93 00:04:50,042 --> 00:04:51,208 - WHAT JUST HAPPENED? 94 00:04:51,292 --> 00:04:53,542 - A DARK FIGURE FROM THE UNDERWORLD TOOK BILLY, 95 00:04:53,625 --> 00:04:55,125 FREEING UP MY AFTERNOON. 96 00:04:55,208 --> 00:04:57,250 - OOF! THAT'S IT. I'VE HAD IT! 97 00:04:57,333 --> 00:04:59,375 - WHAT? IT'S ONLY BILLY. 98 00:04:59,458 --> 00:05:00,458 - THAT'S NOT THE POINT. 99 00:05:00,542 --> 00:05:02,708 I'M TIRED OF BEING BOOGIE'S PUNCHING BAG. 100 00:05:02,792 --> 00:05:07,042 I'M GONNA TEACH HIM A LESSON ONCE AND FOR ALL! 101 00:05:07,125 --> 00:05:08,917 AAUGGH! 102 00:05:09,000 --> 00:05:12,417 - WELL, MANDY, IT'S JUST YOU AND ME NOW. 103 00:05:12,500 --> 00:05:14,583 - UH... NO. 104 00:05:16,750 --> 00:05:20,184 - YET ANOTHER NIGHT OF ONE-MAN TWISTER? 105 00:05:20,208 --> 00:05:22,375 - ARE YOU READY FOR A ROLLER COASTER RIDE 106 00:05:22,458 --> 00:05:24,000 OF PURE TERROR? 107 00:05:24,083 --> 00:05:26,208 - I LOVE ROLLER COASTERS! 108 00:05:26,292 --> 00:05:29,125 - WELL, THEN, YOU'LL LOVE THIS. 109 00:05:29,208 --> 00:05:30,750 - I LOVE THIS! 110 00:05:30,833 --> 00:05:32,417 TERROR! 111 00:05:32,500 --> 00:05:34,750 I WONDER WHAT TERROR IS? 112 00:05:34,833 --> 00:05:38,000 IT SOUNDS LIKE CHOCOLATE. 113 00:05:38,083 --> 00:05:40,917 OOOHHHH, PRICKLY! 114 00:05:41,000 --> 00:05:44,333 HELLO? HELLO-OOOO?! 115 00:05:44,417 --> 00:05:46,625 - GRRRRR... - BOOGIE? 116 00:05:46,708 --> 00:05:50,000 GRIM? HELLO-OOOO? 117 00:05:50,083 --> 00:05:50,833 AHHHH! 118 00:05:50,917 --> 00:05:52,958 - [SHRIEKING] 119 00:05:55,625 --> 00:05:57,061 - SO, WHAT'S YOUR PLAN? 120 00:05:57,085 --> 00:06:00,102 - I'M GOING TO PULL A TRICK ON BOOGIE AND TEACH HIM A LESSON. 121 00:06:00,126 --> 00:06:02,292 - AND HOW DO YOU PLAN TO DO THAT? 122 00:06:02,375 --> 00:06:05,083 - HMM. I HAVE AN IDEA. 123 00:06:05,167 --> 00:06:10,042 HMM. NOT THE SODA, NOT THE PURPLE STUFF. 124 00:06:10,125 --> 00:06:11,875 AH, BOOGIE'S MILK. 125 00:06:11,958 --> 00:06:14,000 HERE, HOLD THIS. 126 00:06:15,625 --> 00:06:16,833 - GIVE ME THE MILK. 127 00:06:16,917 --> 00:06:19,125 - YOU KNOW, THERE ARE BETTER WAYS TO GET REVENGE. 128 00:06:19,208 --> 00:06:22,042 - DON'T WORRY. I SAW THIS IN THE HALLOWEEN SPECIAL. 129 00:06:22,125 --> 00:06:24,667 - WELL, WELL, IF IT ISN'T THE GRIM REAPER 130 00:06:24,750 --> 00:06:26,500 AND HIS LITTLE MASTER. 131 00:06:26,583 --> 00:06:27,583 WHAT'S WRONG, GRIM? 132 00:06:27,625 --> 00:06:29,185 COME BACK TO SAVE THE BIG-NOSED BRAT? 133 00:06:29,209 --> 00:06:33,042 - I CAME FOR AN APOLOGY FOR ALL THE TORTURE YOU PUT ME THROUGH. 134 00:06:33,125 --> 00:06:35,500 - AND WE PROBABLY SHOULD BRING BILLY BACK. 135 00:06:35,583 --> 00:06:37,292 - BUT MOSTLY WE WANT AN APOLOGY. 136 00:06:37,375 --> 00:06:42,750 - WHY, GRIM, I HAD NO IDEA YOU WERE SO... TORTURED. 137 00:06:42,833 --> 00:06:45,125 WOW. I AM SO SORRY. 138 00:06:45,208 --> 00:06:48,708 I JOKED WITH YOU BECAUSE I RESPECTED YOU. 139 00:06:48,792 --> 00:06:50,042 ALL I WANTED WAS A FRIEND; 140 00:06:50,125 --> 00:06:54,875 SOMEONE WHO WOULD HANG OUT WITH ME AND BUY ME THINGS. 141 00:06:54,958 --> 00:06:58,625 [WHIMPERING] 142 00:06:58,708 --> 00:07:00,976 - OH, IT'S OK, BOOGIE. 143 00:07:01,000 --> 00:07:05,000 - NO, GRIM, I WAS WRONG, AND I AM SORRY. 144 00:07:05,083 --> 00:07:06,542 YOU KNOW WHAT? 145 00:07:06,625 --> 00:07:10,542 HERE, TAKE THIS MILK AS A TOKEN OF OUR NEW FRIENDSHIP, BUDDY. 146 00:07:10,625 --> 00:07:14,167 - OH, THANK YOU, BOOGIE. 147 00:07:14,250 --> 00:07:16,958 - UH, GRIM... 148 00:07:19,250 --> 00:07:20,000 - AHH. 149 00:07:20,083 --> 00:07:21,708 - OH, HE'S GOOD. 150 00:07:21,792 --> 00:07:25,917 - YEAH, I GUESS HE IS PRETTY GOOD. 151 00:07:29,417 --> 00:07:33,292 - HE REALLY THOUGHT THAT HOT SAUCE BIT WAS GONNA GET ME, HUH? 152 00:07:33,375 --> 00:07:34,125 - YEP. 153 00:07:34,208 --> 00:07:36,061 - YOU MAKE THIS TOO EASY, GRIM. 154 00:07:36,085 --> 00:07:39,000 - HEY, EVERYBODY, GRIM IS HANGING BY HIS UNDERWEAR 155 00:07:39,083 --> 00:07:40,000 FROM THE CLOCK. 156 00:07:40,083 --> 00:07:42,458 LET'S ALL LAUGH AT HIS HUMILIATION. 157 00:07:42,542 --> 00:07:44,833 - HA HA HA HA HA HA! 158 00:07:44,917 --> 00:07:47,833 - BOOGIE! WHERE YOU GOIN', PRINCESS? 159 00:07:47,917 --> 00:07:49,125 THIS ISN'T OVER. 160 00:07:49,208 --> 00:07:52,000 - [CLUCKING] 161 00:07:52,083 --> 00:07:54,333 - WHAT'S WRONG, BOOGIE? 162 00:07:54,417 --> 00:07:56,833 - [EXCITED CLUCKING] 163 00:07:56,917 --> 00:08:00,792 - ARE YA... ARE YA... ARE YA... YA... 164 00:08:00,875 --> 00:08:04,250 ARE YA SCARED LIKE SOME SORT OF SMALL, TASTY BIRD? 165 00:08:04,333 --> 00:08:08,208 - ME? SCARED? I AM THE ESSENCE OF SCARY ITSELF. 166 00:08:08,292 --> 00:08:10,708 EVERYBODY FEARS THE BOOGIE MAN. 167 00:08:10,792 --> 00:08:12,667 - ONLY TILL THEY'RE LIKE 11. 168 00:08:12,750 --> 00:08:13,875 THEN THEY'RE MINE. 169 00:08:13,958 --> 00:08:16,125 - I WAS ALWAYS SCARIER THAN YOU. 170 00:08:16,208 --> 00:08:17,208 - GRRRRRRR! - GRRRRRRR! 171 00:08:17,292 --> 00:08:18,333 - OK, LADIES, 172 00:08:18,417 --> 00:08:19,976 LOOKS LIKE WE'RE GOING TO HAVE A SCARE-OFF. 173 00:08:20,000 --> 00:08:23,542 IN THIS CHALLENGE, YOU WILL EACH SCARE ONE LITTLE KID. 174 00:08:23,625 --> 00:08:26,417 THE ONE WHO SCARES THE KID MOST WINS. 175 00:08:26,500 --> 00:08:31,333 - OK, BUT IF I WIN, NO MORE BOOGIE, EVER! 176 00:08:31,417 --> 00:08:32,292 - GRIM... 177 00:08:32,375 --> 00:08:35,000 - ALL RIGHT. AND WE GET BILLY BACK. 178 00:08:35,083 --> 00:08:38,000 - OK, BUT IF I WIN, YOU DISAPPEAR, 179 00:08:38,083 --> 00:08:41,042 AND I BECOME THE BOOGIE REAPER. 180 00:08:41,125 --> 00:08:42,500 HA HA HA HA HEEE! 181 00:08:42,583 --> 00:08:44,875 - FINE. JUST CHOOSE YOUR WEAPON. 182 00:08:44,958 --> 00:08:48,000 - OK. RHARRRR! RRHARRR! RRHAARRR! 183 00:08:48,083 --> 00:08:50,458 - A WEREWOLF. HOW PASSE. 184 00:08:50,542 --> 00:08:52,000 - WELL, WHAT ABOUT YOU, CHUMP? 185 00:08:52,083 --> 00:08:53,000 - QUACK, QUACK. 186 00:08:53,083 --> 00:08:54,208 - WHAT? A DUCK? 187 00:08:54,292 --> 00:08:55,167 - QUACK, QUACK. 188 00:08:55,250 --> 00:08:57,708 - OH, YOU'LL SEE. 189 00:08:57,792 --> 00:08:59,144 - THE GENTLE ELEPHANT 190 00:08:59,168 --> 00:09:02,042 DELICATELY MEANDERS DOWN THE FOREST PATH. 191 00:09:02,125 --> 00:09:05,167 ♪ HMM-HMM-HMMM THE ELEPHANT STOPS, 192 00:09:05,250 --> 00:09:07,208 PERHAPS SENSING DANGER. 193 00:09:07,292 --> 00:09:08,667 THEN, ALL OF A SUDDEN, 194 00:09:08,750 --> 00:09:11,250 THE KIND ELEPHANT SHOOTS IN THE AIR, 195 00:09:11,333 --> 00:09:12,917 AND HIS HEAD SNAPS OFF! 196 00:09:13,000 --> 00:09:14,083 HA HA HA HA HA! 197 00:09:14,167 --> 00:09:17,083 - JASON, HAVE YOU SEEN DOMINIQUE'S RETAINER? 198 00:09:17,167 --> 00:09:18,917 - NO. 199 00:09:20,625 --> 00:09:22,125 RETAIN THAT. 200 00:09:22,208 --> 00:09:23,375 [FARTING NOISE] 201 00:09:23,458 --> 00:09:24,917 DID I DO THAT? 202 00:09:25,000 --> 00:09:26,708 [FARTING NOISE] 203 00:09:28,083 --> 00:09:29,976 - RHARRR. 204 00:09:30,000 --> 00:09:32,292 RHHOOOARRR! 205 00:09:35,625 --> 00:09:36,625 ROAR? 206 00:09:36,667 --> 00:09:38,083 - DOGGIE! 207 00:09:38,167 --> 00:09:40,125 OH, AND NOW THAT I HAVE A DOGGIE, 208 00:09:40,208 --> 00:09:43,167 I WON'T HAVE TO ACT OUT TO GET ATTENTION. 209 00:09:43,250 --> 00:09:45,792 [FARTING NOISE] 210 00:09:48,083 --> 00:09:49,167 - QUACK, QUACK. 211 00:09:49,250 --> 00:09:50,185 QUACK, QUACK. 212 00:09:50,209 --> 00:09:53,250 QUACK, QUACK, QUACK, QUACK. 213 00:09:53,333 --> 00:09:55,750 QUACK, QUACK. 214 00:09:55,833 --> 00:09:58,042 QUACK, QUACK, QUACK, QUACK. 215 00:09:58,125 --> 00:10:00,750 AAACCKK, AAACKK, AKKK, AKKK. 216 00:10:00,833 --> 00:10:04,500 AACCCKK, AKKK, ACKKK, AAACKKK. 217 00:10:04,583 --> 00:10:08,000 RHHHHOOOOOOOAAAARRRRHH! 218 00:10:08,083 --> 00:10:09,083 BOO. 219 00:10:09,167 --> 00:10:10,185 - AAAAAHHHH! 220 00:10:10,209 --> 00:10:12,292 MAMA! 221 00:10:12,375 --> 00:10:15,417 - WELL, BOOGIE, LOOKS LIKE I WIN. 222 00:10:15,500 --> 00:10:17,292 AND YOU REMEMBER OUR DEAL. 223 00:10:17,375 --> 00:10:20,018 YOU'RE GONE FOREVER. 224 00:10:20,042 --> 00:10:23,000 - OH, COME ON, GRIM. WE'RE BUDDIES. 225 00:10:23,083 --> 00:10:25,333 - GOOD-BYE... BUDDY. 226 00:10:25,417 --> 00:10:29,083 - WELL, GOOD WORK, GRIM, BUT WE FORGOT BILLY. 227 00:10:29,167 --> 00:10:30,167 - DID WE, MANDY? 228 00:10:30,250 --> 00:10:31,000 DID WE? 229 00:10:31,083 --> 00:10:33,976 - HEE HEE HEE HEE! 230 00:10:34,000 --> 00:10:35,917 TERROR IS FUN! 231 00:10:36,000 --> 00:10:38,583 YEEE, OOOHH, HEE HEE HEE! 232 00:10:38,667 --> 00:10:41,917 - [GASPING] 233 00:10:42,000 --> 00:10:44,708 - AAAAAAAAHHHHH! 234 00:10:44,792 --> 00:10:50,625 - HEY, SLUGGIE MONSTER, YOU GOTS A BOOGIE IN YOUR NOSE! 235 00:10:50,708 --> 00:10:52,125 HA HA HA HA HA! 236 00:10:52,208 --> 00:10:55,542 A BOOGIE! I SAID BOOGIE! 237 00:11:08,833 --> 00:11:11,125 - NOW THAT'S-A WHAT I CALL A SANDWICH. 238 00:11:11,208 --> 00:11:13,208 - LOOK AT THIS DING-DONG MESS. 239 00:11:13,292 --> 00:11:15,375 EVERYTHING IS ALL STICKY. 240 00:11:15,458 --> 00:11:16,333 - [MEOW] 241 00:11:16,417 --> 00:11:18,000 - MAN, I HOPE YOU DON'T EXPECT ME 242 00:11:18,083 --> 00:11:19,101 TO CLEAN UP ALL THIS FILTH. 243 00:11:19,125 --> 00:11:22,333 - THIS ISN'T FILTH. IT'S OUR PICNIC FIXINGS. 244 00:11:22,417 --> 00:11:26,708 - PICNIC? OH, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. 245 00:11:26,792 --> 00:11:27,958 NO. 246 00:11:28,042 --> 00:11:31,625 YOU REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENED LAST TIME, DON'T YOU? 247 00:11:33,542 --> 00:11:35,500 - PLEASE PASS THE EGG SALAD. 248 00:11:35,583 --> 00:11:36,625 - BRAGGLE-FRAGGLE! 249 00:11:36,708 --> 00:11:40,333 - AAH! SOMEBODY HELP ME! 250 00:11:42,125 --> 00:11:43,708 YEAH, THAT WAS PRETTY SPECIAL. 251 00:11:43,792 --> 00:11:45,583 WANT TO SEE MY EMOTIONAL SCARS? 252 00:11:45,667 --> 00:11:49,125 - WHAT HAPPENED IN HERE? DID THE REFRIGERATOR THROW UP? 253 00:11:49,208 --> 00:11:52,042 - BILLY WANTS US TO GO ON A PICNIC. 254 00:11:52,125 --> 00:11:53,042 - NO WAY, JOSE. 255 00:11:53,125 --> 00:11:56,208 YOU REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENED LAST TIME. 256 00:11:58,917 --> 00:12:00,667 - PLEASE PASS THE EGG SALAD. 257 00:12:00,750 --> 00:12:02,042 - BRAGGLE-FRAGGLE! 258 00:12:02,125 --> 00:12:05,708 - AAH! SOMEBODY HELP ME! 259 00:12:07,000 --> 00:12:09,583 - HAVE YOU CRAZY KIDS BEEN FLASHING BACK IN HERE? 260 00:12:09,667 --> 00:12:11,083 - YEAH. 261 00:12:11,167 --> 00:12:13,309 WE'VE BEEN TRYING TO TALK BILLY OUT OF GOING ON A PICNIC. 262 00:12:13,333 --> 00:12:17,250 - A PICNIC! OH, HONEY, NO, NO. 263 00:12:17,333 --> 00:12:20,583 YOU REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENED LAST TIME. 264 00:12:23,500 --> 00:12:25,333 - PLEASE PASS THE EGG SALAD. 265 00:12:25,417 --> 00:12:26,292 - BRAGGLE-FRAGGLE! 266 00:12:26,375 --> 00:12:30,083 - AAH! SOMEBODY HELP ME! 267 00:12:32,375 --> 00:12:33,292 - WHAT IS THIS, A PARTY? 268 00:12:33,375 --> 00:12:36,250 - DAD, TALK SOME SENSE INTO YOUR SON. 269 00:12:36,333 --> 00:12:38,042 HE WANTS TO GO ON A PICNIC. 270 00:12:38,125 --> 00:12:39,917 - AFTER WHAT HAPPENED LAST TIME? 271 00:12:40,000 --> 00:12:43,917 YOU ALL REMEMBER THAT, RIGHT? 272 00:12:44,000 --> 00:12:46,208 - PLEASE PASS THE EGG SALAD. 273 00:12:46,292 --> 00:12:47,458 - BRAGGLE-FRAGGLE! 274 00:12:47,542 --> 00:12:50,000 - AAH! SOMEBODY HELP ME! 275 00:12:50,083 --> 00:12:54,167 - HEE HEE HEE HEE! I SAY WE LET THE BOY GO. 276 00:12:54,250 --> 00:12:55,250 - ROCK ON! 277 00:12:55,292 --> 00:12:58,500 THIS IS GONNA BE THE BEST PICNIC EVER! 278 00:12:58,583 --> 00:12:59,958 WHO'S READY FOR FUN? 279 00:13:00,042 --> 00:13:01,083 [CRICKETS CHIRPING] 280 00:13:01,167 --> 00:13:03,542 WELL, THEY DON'T KNOW WHAT THEY'RE MISSING. 281 00:13:03,625 --> 00:13:07,167 ♪ WALKIN' IN THE WOODS, WALKIN' IN THE WOODS ♪ 282 00:13:07,250 --> 00:13:11,167 ♪ JUST LOOKIN' FOR A PLACE WHERE TO EAT ALL MY FOODS ♪ 283 00:13:11,250 --> 00:13:12,292 - PSSST! PSSSST! 284 00:13:12,375 --> 00:13:14,750 HEY, LITTLE GIRL. COME HERE FOR A SECOND. 285 00:13:14,833 --> 00:13:17,917 THAT'S A NICE PIC-A-NIC BASKET YOU GOT THERE. 286 00:13:18,000 --> 00:13:19,125 - YEAH, IT'S OK. 287 00:13:19,208 --> 00:13:20,917 [BIRDS CHIRPING] 288 00:13:21,000 --> 00:13:23,976 - YOU GOT SOME NICE SANDWICHES IN THERE, I BET. 289 00:13:24,000 --> 00:13:25,208 - SURE, I SUPPOSE. 290 00:13:25,292 --> 00:13:28,292 - I THINK THIS IS A GOOD PLACE FOR YOUR PIC-A-NIC. 291 00:13:28,375 --> 00:13:29,250 - UH, I DON'T KNOW. 292 00:13:29,333 --> 00:13:31,167 - HERE, LET ME SET IT UP FOR YOU. 293 00:13:31,250 --> 00:13:33,792 - DID YOU GET THE FOOD YET, YOGI? 294 00:13:33,875 --> 00:13:34,750 - SSSSHHH! 295 00:13:34,833 --> 00:13:36,708 - LOOK, I REALLY GOTS TO GET GOING. 296 00:13:36,792 --> 00:13:39,125 - HEY, THAT'S COOL, MAN. LET ME JUST... 297 00:13:39,208 --> 00:13:40,417 GIVE ME THAT BASKET! 298 00:13:40,500 --> 00:13:41,167 - [PANTING] 299 00:13:41,250 --> 00:13:43,167 - DON'T LET HIM GET AWAY! 300 00:13:43,250 --> 00:13:46,208 - LLWWW-LLWWWOOOL-WLLWOOW! 301 00:13:47,542 --> 00:13:48,875 [SNIFFING] 302 00:13:48,958 --> 00:13:51,144 I KNOW YOU'RE CLOSE, YOU DIRTY HUMAN. 303 00:13:51,168 --> 00:13:54,958 - HEY, I'M NOT DIRTY. I JUST HAD A BATH 15 DAYS AGO. 304 00:13:55,042 --> 00:13:55,833 OOOP! 305 00:13:55,917 --> 00:13:58,500 AAAAAAHHH! AAAAH! 306 00:13:59,000 --> 00:14:02,750 - HEY, YOU DUMB BEARS. YOU CAN'T GET ME NOW. 307 00:14:02,833 --> 00:14:04,208 I'M IN A CAVE. 308 00:14:04,292 --> 00:14:05,625 - HE'S RIGHT, BOO-BOO. 309 00:14:05,708 --> 00:14:08,583 WE BEARS ARE TERRIBLY AFRAID OF CAVES. 310 00:14:08,667 --> 00:14:11,042 - WHY ARE WE SO LAME, YOGI? 311 00:14:11,125 --> 00:14:13,250 - WOW! A GIANT DOOR. 312 00:14:13,333 --> 00:14:14,958 AND THERE APPEARS TO BE SOME SORT 313 00:14:15,042 --> 00:14:16,458 OF ANCIENT WRITING ON IT. 314 00:14:16,542 --> 00:14:18,250 "FOR A GOOD TIME CALL..." 315 00:14:18,333 --> 00:14:19,333 - WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 316 00:14:19,417 --> 00:14:21,375 WHO SAID YOU COULD READ OUR SACRED DOOR? 317 00:14:21,458 --> 00:14:24,458 HANDS IN THE AIR, YOU DIRTY, STINKIN' ELF. 318 00:14:24,542 --> 00:14:27,208 - WHAT IS IT WITH EVERYONE CALLING ME DIRTY? 319 00:14:27,292 --> 00:14:29,125 I OUGHTA... [SNIFFING] 320 00:14:29,208 --> 00:14:30,375 OH. 321 00:14:30,458 --> 00:14:32,708 - THOUGHT YOU COULD SNEAK UP ON US, DID YOU, ELF? 322 00:14:32,792 --> 00:14:33,792 - NO. - SHUT UP. 323 00:14:33,833 --> 00:14:36,000 YOUR SMOOTH ELF TALK WON'T WORK ON ME. 324 00:14:36,083 --> 00:14:37,167 - OK. - SHUT UP. 325 00:14:37,250 --> 00:14:41,333 YOU'RE ABOUT TO ENTER THE DWARVIN MINES OF BORINGYA. 326 00:14:41,417 --> 00:14:44,917 GUARDED FOR 3,000 YEARS BY ULIK AND MULIK, 327 00:14:45,000 --> 00:14:46,976 THE GIANT, BLIND CAVE FISH. 328 00:14:47,000 --> 00:14:49,083 - WAIT. - WHO SAID THAT? 329 00:14:49,167 --> 00:14:50,185 - IS SOMEONE THERE? 330 00:14:50,209 --> 00:14:51,500 - HELLO? 331 00:14:51,583 --> 00:14:54,292 - AND HERE WE HAVE THE DWARVIN CLOSET OF CLEANING SUPPLIES, 332 00:14:54,375 --> 00:14:56,167 WHICH HOUSES THE MOP OF FALTHIG 333 00:14:56,250 --> 00:14:57,583 THAT WAS USED TO CLEAN UP THE PUKE 334 00:14:57,667 --> 00:15:01,375 AFTER THE GREAT CELEBRATION OF MOTHROGDAL. 335 00:15:01,458 --> 00:15:05,042 THAT GUY IN THE CORNER NEXT TO THE BLEACH IS OUR KING. 336 00:15:05,125 --> 00:15:07,000 AND THIS IS OUR KING'S FRIENDSHIP BRACELET, 337 00:15:07,083 --> 00:15:10,458 GIVEN TO HIM BY A GIRL NAMED AMY WHO HAS A CRUSH ON HIM, BUT... 338 00:15:10,542 --> 00:15:11,208 - ENOUGH! 339 00:15:11,292 --> 00:15:12,375 WHY IS THERE A STRANGER 340 00:15:12,458 --> 00:15:15,500 IN THE DWARVIN CLOSET OF CLEANING SUPPLIES? 341 00:15:15,583 --> 00:15:16,458 - YOUR HIGHNESS, 342 00:15:16,542 --> 00:15:20,417 I CAPTURED THIS ELF SPYING ON US. 343 00:15:20,500 --> 00:15:22,250 - HMM. 344 00:15:24,125 --> 00:15:25,292 - PHHHFFTHT. 345 00:15:25,375 --> 00:15:27,500 - HMM. 346 00:15:27,583 --> 00:15:29,976 [SQUEAK] 347 00:15:30,000 --> 00:15:31,250 THIS IS NO ELF. 348 00:15:31,333 --> 00:15:32,708 'TIS A HUMAN. 349 00:15:32,792 --> 00:15:33,542 - A HUMAN? 350 00:15:33,625 --> 00:15:35,958 - TELL ME, WHAT IS YOUR NAME? 351 00:15:36,042 --> 00:15:36,792 - ROOT ROT. 352 00:15:36,875 --> 00:15:39,958 - NOT YOU, DUMMY! THE HUMAN! 353 00:15:40,042 --> 00:15:40,958 - BILLY, SIR. 354 00:15:41,042 --> 00:15:43,792 - WELL, BILLY, I AM KING BEARDBOTTOM. 355 00:15:43,875 --> 00:15:46,000 WELCOME TO THE LAND OF THE DWARVES. 356 00:15:46,083 --> 00:15:51,042 WE'RE THE WORLD'S LARGEST SUPPLIER OF MUSHROOMS AND MUSHROOM PRODUCTS... 357 00:15:51,125 --> 00:15:53,208 STUFFED MUSHROOMS, FRIED MUSHROOMS, 358 00:15:53,292 --> 00:15:55,417 MUSHROOM PIZZA. 359 00:15:55,500 --> 00:15:57,250 HERE, TRY IT. 360 00:15:59,125 --> 00:16:00,542 - IT TASTES LIKE MY CAT. 361 00:16:00,625 --> 00:16:02,083 - THEY TASTE LIKE EVERYONE'S CAT. 362 00:16:02,167 --> 00:16:05,417 IT'S BEEN 3,000 YEARS, AND I STILL HATE THE TASTE. 363 00:16:05,500 --> 00:16:10,018 I'VE EATEN SO MANY MUSHROOMS, EVEN MY SWEAT SMELLS LIKE 'EM. 364 00:16:10,042 --> 00:16:12,083 TAKE A WHIFF. 365 00:16:12,167 --> 00:16:13,583 - WHEW! YOU AIN'T KIDDIN'. 366 00:16:13,667 --> 00:16:16,875 - AND IT'S ALL BECAUSE OF THOSE THIEVING ELVES 367 00:16:16,958 --> 00:16:18,333 WITH THEIR BEARDLESS FACES 368 00:16:18,417 --> 00:16:22,750 AND THEIR INTOXICATING AROMA OF SUMMER LILAC. 369 00:16:22,833 --> 00:16:24,708 CURSE THEM! CURSE THEM ALL! 370 00:16:24,792 --> 00:16:26,792 - TELL ME THE STORY OF YOUR RAGE. 371 00:16:26,875 --> 00:16:29,958 - VERY WELL. IT WAS MANY, MANY YEARS AGO, 372 00:16:30,042 --> 00:16:33,292 AFTER THE GREAT BATTLE FOR MIDWESTERN EARTH HAD BEEN WON. 373 00:16:33,375 --> 00:16:35,792 A COUNCIL OF REPRESENTATIVES FROM EACH RACE 374 00:16:35,875 --> 00:16:38,917 MET TO DIVIDE UP THE FOOD SERVICE INDUSTRY. 375 00:16:39,000 --> 00:16:40,542 - ALL RIGHT, I JUST WANT TO MAKE SURE 376 00:16:40,625 --> 00:16:43,667 WE'RE ALL TOTALLY CLEAR ON WHO'S IN CHARGE OF WHAT. 377 00:16:43,750 --> 00:16:45,875 MANKIND GETS THE HAMBURGER BUSINESS. 378 00:16:45,958 --> 00:16:48,042 THE DRUIDS ARE IN CHARGE OF LENTILS AND SOY. 379 00:16:48,125 --> 00:16:50,708 THE HALFLINGS WILL MAKE CHICKEN NUGGETS. 380 00:16:50,792 --> 00:16:53,000 THE ELVES ARE IN CHARGE OF MUSHROOMS, 381 00:16:53,083 --> 00:16:55,417 AND FINALLY, THE DWARVES WILL BAKE THE COOKIES. 382 00:16:55,500 --> 00:16:58,792 - PARDON ME. IF I COULD JUST INTERJECT FOR A MOMENT. 383 00:16:58,875 --> 00:17:00,750 - THE FLOOR IS OPEN TO DADDY ELF. 384 00:17:00,833 --> 00:17:03,583 - IT SEEMS TO ME LIKE THE CAMERA TOOK THE PICTURE, 385 00:17:03,667 --> 00:17:04,875 BUT THE FLASH DIDN'T GO OFF. 386 00:17:04,958 --> 00:17:06,875 I MEAN, REALLY, NOW, BEARDBOTTOM. 387 00:17:06,958 --> 00:17:08,708 CAN YOU HONESTLY TELL ME YOU'D BE HAPPY 388 00:17:08,792 --> 00:17:11,917 SPENDING THE REST OF YOUR LIFE STANDING IN FRONT OF A HOT OVEN 389 00:17:12,000 --> 00:17:15,167 WHILE WEARING A STARCHED WHITE APRON? 390 00:17:15,250 --> 00:17:16,458 - WELL, NO, BUT... 391 00:17:16,542 --> 00:17:18,083 - LET ME SEE YOUR ARM FOR A SECOND. 392 00:17:18,167 --> 00:17:21,018 LOOK AT THESE THICK, SINEWY MUSCLES 393 00:17:21,042 --> 00:17:24,083 AND THESE BULGING, COMPACT THIGHS. 394 00:17:24,167 --> 00:17:26,292 - SO, UM, YOUR POINT IS? 395 00:17:26,375 --> 00:17:27,292 - QUITE SIMPLY, THIS. 396 00:17:27,375 --> 00:17:29,208 WHO'S BETTER SUITED TO THE EXCITING, 397 00:17:29,292 --> 00:17:30,167 PHYSICALLY REWARDING TASK 398 00:17:30,250 --> 00:17:32,042 OF CHOPPING DOWN GIANT MUSHROOMS... 399 00:17:32,125 --> 00:17:36,000 LITTLE TINY ME OR GREAT BIG YOU? 400 00:17:36,083 --> 00:17:39,018 - OOOH! OOOH! I AM! I AM! 401 00:17:39,042 --> 00:17:39,917 - SO, IT'S SETTLED. 402 00:17:40,000 --> 00:17:41,018 THE ELVES GET THE COOKIES, 403 00:17:41,042 --> 00:17:43,000 AND THE DWARVES GET THE STINKY FUNGUS. 404 00:17:43,083 --> 00:17:45,125 - WAIT A SECOND. HOLD UP. 405 00:17:45,208 --> 00:17:46,958 HOW CAN YOU BE MAD AT THE ELVES? 406 00:17:47,042 --> 00:17:50,042 YOU CHOSE TO TRADE COOKIES FOR MUSHROOMS. 407 00:17:50,125 --> 00:17:53,042 - HEY, DID THAT KID JUST STEP INTO THE FLASHBACK? 408 00:17:53,125 --> 00:17:55,833 - WHAT MANNER OF SORCERY BE THIS? 409 00:17:55,917 --> 00:17:57,958 - I'M MAD BECAUSE THEY GOT RICH! 410 00:17:58,042 --> 00:17:59,101 THEY KNEW THE COOKIE BUSINESS 411 00:17:59,125 --> 00:18:02,000 WAS A TRILLION-DOLLAR GROWTH INDUSTRY. 412 00:18:02,083 --> 00:18:03,083 - NO, WE DIDN'T. 413 00:18:03,167 --> 00:18:04,407 - YES, YOU DID. - NO, WE DIDN'T. 414 00:18:05,167 --> 00:18:06,167 - YES, YOU DID. 415 00:18:06,250 --> 00:18:07,042 - NO, WE DIDN'T. 416 00:18:07,125 --> 00:18:08,102 - AAAAUGH! 417 00:18:08,126 --> 00:18:11,667 ENOUGH! THIS FLASHBACK IS OVER! 418 00:18:11,750 --> 00:18:12,958 BILLY THE HUMAN, 419 00:18:13,042 --> 00:18:15,875 WILL YOU NOT AID US IN OUR GREAT UPCOMING BATTLE? 420 00:18:15,958 --> 00:18:18,125 - WAIT. WHAT BATTLE? 421 00:18:18,208 --> 00:18:19,144 WHERE'D THAT COME FROM? 422 00:18:19,168 --> 00:18:21,018 - DIDN'T I MENTION THE BATTLE EARLIER? 423 00:18:21,042 --> 00:18:21,875 - NO. 424 00:18:21,958 --> 00:18:23,125 - THE BIG FINAL ASSAULT 425 00:18:23,208 --> 00:18:24,309 ON THE ELVES' COOKIE FACTORY 426 00:18:24,333 --> 00:18:26,292 WE'VE BEEN PLANNING? 427 00:18:26,375 --> 00:18:27,833 OH. WELL, YEAH. 428 00:18:27,917 --> 00:18:30,458 THERE'S GONNA BE A BIG BATTLE! 429 00:18:30,542 --> 00:18:33,583 SO, YOU WANNA HELP US? 430 00:18:33,667 --> 00:18:36,000 - OK. SURE. 431 00:18:36,083 --> 00:18:39,125 - THIS IS A HOLOGRAM OF THE ELVES' FACTORY. 432 00:18:39,208 --> 00:18:40,208 - COOL. 433 00:18:40,250 --> 00:18:43,333 - AS YOU CAN SEE, IT'S SURROUNDED BY... 434 00:18:43,417 --> 00:18:44,083 KNOCK IT OFF! 435 00:18:44,167 --> 00:18:45,375 - SORRY, KING. 436 00:18:45,458 --> 00:18:48,185 - IT'S SURROUNDED BY A DWARF-REPELLING FORCE FIELD. 437 00:18:48,209 --> 00:18:51,042 THAT'S WHERE YOU COME IN. 438 00:18:51,125 --> 00:18:52,125 - OH, BOY! 439 00:18:52,208 --> 00:18:54,875 - WE NEED YOU TO INFILTRATE THE FACTORY 440 00:18:54,958 --> 00:18:56,144 DISGUISED AS AN ELF 441 00:18:56,168 --> 00:18:58,375 AND THEN DISABLE THE SHIELDS. 442 00:18:58,458 --> 00:18:59,708 - THAT SOUNDS DANGEROUS. 443 00:18:59,792 --> 00:19:03,208 - IF WE WIN, YOU'LL GET ALL THE COOKIES YOU CAN EAT. 444 00:19:03,292 --> 00:19:06,208 - WELL, WHAT ARE WE WAITIN' FOR? 445 00:19:07,250 --> 00:19:11,018 - MAY THE WINDS OF POOKROOD FLY YOU SAFELY, BILLY. 446 00:19:11,042 --> 00:19:16,250 - LAVE EN SUS MANOS! 447 00:19:16,333 --> 00:19:19,125 - LAVA BLAH MA BLAH! 448 00:19:20,833 --> 00:19:22,708 - I WONDER HOW BILLY'S PICNIC IS GOING? 449 00:19:22,792 --> 00:19:24,083 - HEY, GRIM. HEY, MANDY. 450 00:19:24,167 --> 00:19:29,458 - THAT ANSWERS ONE QUESTION, YET RAISES SO MANY OTHERS. 451 00:19:34,167 --> 00:19:35,833 - OOMPH! 452 00:19:41,042 --> 00:19:45,375 - CARAMEL PECAN CRUNCH? DOUBLE CHOCOLATE MACADAMIA? 453 00:19:45,458 --> 00:19:47,083 OATMEAL CRANBERRY RAISIN? 454 00:19:47,167 --> 00:19:48,167 NO! 455 00:19:48,208 --> 00:19:50,375 - WHAT IF WE DRIZZLED WHITE CHOCOLATE? 456 00:19:50,458 --> 00:19:53,144 - EXCUSE ME, WHERE'S THE FORCE FIELD GENERATOR? 457 00:19:53,168 --> 00:19:57,625 - OHH! NEXT TO THE CAPPUCCINO MACHINE WHERE IT'S ALWAYS BEEN. 458 00:19:57,708 --> 00:19:58,375 - THANKS. 459 00:19:58,458 --> 00:19:59,542 - AND, STEVIE JOE, 460 00:19:59,625 --> 00:20:01,958 DON'T EVEN THINK OF BRINGING UP TOFFEE BITS. 461 00:20:02,042 --> 00:20:05,667 YOU KNOW HOW I FEEL ABOUT... WHAT? 462 00:20:08,792 --> 00:20:11,583 STOP! DO YOU REALIZE WHAT YOU'VE JUST DONE? 463 00:20:11,667 --> 00:20:12,500 - NOT REALLY. 464 00:20:12,583 --> 00:20:13,583 [BOOM] 465 00:20:13,625 --> 00:20:15,917 - THE DWARVES ARE TRYING TO BREAK IN! 466 00:20:16,000 --> 00:20:17,250 - HEAVE! 467 00:20:17,333 --> 00:20:18,542 - HO! 468 00:20:18,625 --> 00:20:20,417 - HEAVE! 469 00:20:20,500 --> 00:20:21,976 - HO! 470 00:20:22,000 --> 00:20:23,708 - HEY, THAT WAS AN ANTIQUE DOOR. 471 00:20:23,792 --> 00:20:26,102 - ALL RIGHT, LISTEN UP, YOU LITTLE RADISH-MUNCHERS! 472 00:20:26,126 --> 00:20:28,875 THIS BATTLE IS ABOUT TO BECOME WAY TOO EXCITING 473 00:20:28,958 --> 00:20:30,417 TO SHOW OUR YOUNGER VIEWERS! 474 00:20:30,500 --> 00:20:34,167 SO INSTEAD, I WILL SHOW YOU THIS SOOTHING IMAGE 475 00:20:34,250 --> 00:20:36,125 UNTIL THE FIGHT IS OVER. 476 00:20:36,208 --> 00:20:37,875 SWEET MOTHER OF FOG! 477 00:20:37,958 --> 00:20:39,042 YOU SHOULD SEE THIS. 478 00:20:39,125 --> 00:20:41,292 COOKIES AND MUSHROOMS FLYING THROUGH THE AIR 479 00:20:41,375 --> 00:20:43,208 LIKE JUNE BUGS IN A SWAMP! 480 00:20:43,292 --> 00:20:45,500 WHEW! IT APPEARS TO BE OVER. 481 00:20:45,583 --> 00:20:48,167 LET'S GO BACK TO THE... WHOA! 482 00:20:48,250 --> 00:20:50,208 THAT WAS ENTIRELY MY BAD. 483 00:20:50,292 --> 00:20:52,083 I MISREAD THE SIGNALS. 484 00:20:52,167 --> 00:20:53,250 I KNEW A GUY NAMED JOE. 485 00:20:53,333 --> 00:20:56,083 HE MISREAD THE SIGNALS IN A COMBAT SITUATION. 486 00:20:56,167 --> 00:21:01,125 NOW HE EATS EVERYTHING THROUGH A MECHANICAL STRAW. 487 00:21:01,208 --> 00:21:04,083 WAIT. BATTLE'S OVER. 488 00:21:04,167 --> 00:21:05,417 CARRY ON. 489 00:21:05,500 --> 00:21:08,833 - [MOANING] 490 00:21:10,250 --> 00:21:14,000 - COOKIE DOUGH TOO SWEET. 491 00:21:16,375 --> 00:21:18,417 - DIRTY, DIRTY DWARF! 492 00:21:18,500 --> 00:21:19,250 - BEARDLESS ELF! 493 00:21:19,333 --> 00:21:21,792 - STOP IT! STOP THE FIGHTING! 494 00:21:21,875 --> 00:21:23,875 WHY DO YOU HAVE TO HATE EACH OTHER? 495 00:21:23,958 --> 00:21:27,667 CAN'T YOU SEE YOU'RE JUST LIKE PEAS AND MASHED POTATOES? 496 00:21:27,750 --> 00:21:29,917 SOME PEOPLE DON'T LIKE THEM TO TOUCH EACH OTHER 497 00:21:30,000 --> 00:21:33,018 IF THEY'RE ON THE SAME PLATE, BUT IT'S OK. 498 00:21:33,042 --> 00:21:35,667 IT'S OK IF THEY TOUCH, 499 00:21:35,750 --> 00:21:38,833 BECAUSE THEY BOTH GET CHEWED UP BY THE MOUTH 500 00:21:38,917 --> 00:21:40,083 AND SENT DOWN THE ESOPHAGUS 501 00:21:40,167 --> 00:21:42,184 AND DISSOLVED INTO THE STOMACH AND ABSORBED IN THE INTESTINE, 502 00:21:42,208 --> 00:21:44,083 AND WE WON'T GO ANY FURTHER THAN THAT. 503 00:21:44,167 --> 00:21:47,125 BUT THE POINT IS, WE'RE ALL JUST NUTRIENTS 504 00:21:47,208 --> 00:21:50,833 IN THE GREAT BIG DIGESTIVE SYSTEM CALLED LIFE! 505 00:21:50,917 --> 00:21:52,333 - HERE'S AN IDEA. 506 00:21:52,417 --> 00:21:57,958 WHAT IF WE PUT YOUR MUSHROOMS IN OUR COOKIES? 507 00:21:58,042 --> 00:22:00,000 - SPLIT THE PROFITS 50-50? 508 00:22:00,083 --> 00:22:02,000 - 60-40. - DEAL. 509 00:22:02,083 --> 00:22:02,958 - HOORAY! 510 00:22:03,042 --> 00:22:04,792 THIS CALLS FOR A KARAOKE. 511 00:22:04,875 --> 00:22:08,708 ♪ BETTER THAN CANDY, YOU'RE SO DANDY ♪ 512 00:22:08,792 --> 00:22:16,000 ♪ BUTTERCUP DANCER, I LOVE YOU ♪ 513 00:22:16,875 --> 00:22:19,292 - OH, CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIES AGAIN? 514 00:22:19,375 --> 00:22:23,125 WHEN IS SOMEONE GONNA COME OUT WITH A NEW COOKIE? 515 00:22:23,208 --> 00:22:24,083 - TEN-HUT! 516 00:22:24,167 --> 00:22:28,042 WHINING GETS YOU NOTHIN' EXCEPT THIS! 517 00:22:28,125 --> 00:22:30,375 - WOW! MUSHOOKIES! 518 00:22:30,458 --> 00:22:31,458 WHAT ARE THESE? 519 00:22:31,500 --> 00:22:33,958 - MUSHOOKIES ARE THE MAGIC THAT HAPPENS 520 00:22:34,042 --> 00:22:35,042 WHEN BEARDLESS ELVES 521 00:22:35,125 --> 00:22:37,250 AND SWARTHY DWARVES WORK TOGETHER. 522 00:22:37,333 --> 00:22:40,917 CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP 523 00:22:41,000 --> 00:22:42,625 - THEY TASTE LIKE MY CAT! 524 00:22:42,708 --> 00:22:43,792 - NEW MUSHOOKIES. 525 00:22:43,875 --> 00:22:46,167 YOU'D HAVE TO BE MESHUGENEH NOT TO LOVE 'EM. 526 00:22:46,250 --> 00:22:50,208 CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE. www.ncicap.org...