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[LAUGHING]
[LAUGHTER] WE ALL GO A LITTLE MAD SOMETIMES.
COOL!
VAST, UNFORGIVING WASTELAND,
WHOSE EVERY GRAIN OF SAND LONGS TO STIFLE OUT MY LITTLE LIFE.
- SOMETHING THE DESERT AND I HAVE IN COMMON.
- LUCKY WE HAVE THIS INSULATED, MODERN SCHOOL BUS
TO WHISK US SAFELY ACROSS THIS WASTELAND.
[CRASH]
- OH, MY. OH, MY GOODNESS.
WELL, CLASS, IT LOOKS LIKE OUR FIELD TRIP
TO THE MUSEUM OF SCIENCE
ISN'T GOING TO HAPPEN.
WE'RE GOING TO HAVE TO BRING THE SCIENCE TO US.
- COOL! DESERT FUN!
DESERT FUN, DESERT FUN!
[GASPS] I'M SO HOT.
[SCREECHING]
- WE'RE NEVER GONNA GET HOME.
WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO EAT EACH OTHER TO SURVIVE!
[SLURP]
- WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT, SPERG?
- YEAH, WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT?
- YOU DROPPED A PICKLE.
- OH. THANKS.
- CHILDREN EATING CHILDREN?
THIS MAY BE FUN AFTER ALL.
- CLASS, TODAY WE'RE GOING TO DIG FOR FOSSILS.
EVERYONE GRAB A SHOVEL AND START EXCAVATING.
- EXCAVATING? THAT'S CODE FOR DIGGING.
YOU'LL BE HEARING FROM MY LAWYERS.
- MMM. PUT YOUR BACKS INTO IT, CHILDREN.
THE ROAD TO LEARNING IS PAVED WITH PAIN.
- HI, LITTLE BUDDY.
AAH! OH-UHH-OOH-UHH-OW-OOH!
UHH!
[SLURPING]
- MMM. MMM-MMM.
- COOL!
- HEY, LOSERS.
I FOUND A PERFECTLY PRESERVED T. REX.
WHAT HAVE YOU GOT?
- JUST THIS.
- AAH!
- I'M BORED.
- AAH! AAH!
AAH! AAH! AAH!
- LET'S GO EXPLORING.
- AAH!
[GRUNTING AND PANTING]
- I'M SO THIRSTY! [PANTING]
- GO SUCK A CACTUS.
[SLURP]
[WHIMPERING]
- WHAT DO YOU THINK MADE THEM?
- I DON'T THINK I WANT TO KNOW.
- LOOK! I'M A BILLY GOAT!
[BAA BAA]
- IF ONLY HE HAD THE BRAIN OF A BILLY GOAT.
- COOL! [ECHOING] COOL!
THERE'S SOMEONE DOWN THERE, AND HE SOUNDS LIKE ME!
- HE MAKES ME FEEL SO VERY INTELLIGENT.
[HISSING SOUND]
WHAT WAS THAT?
DID YOU SEE THAT?
- I THINK WE SHOULD GO. NOW.
- I'M WITH YOU, SISTER.
- I GOTS TO GO NOW. MY FRIENDS ARE LEAVING.
[ECHOING] I GOTS TO GO NOW. MY FRIENDS ARE LEAVING.
HEY! HIS FRIENDS ARE LEAVING, TOO!
AAH!
- WE'VE GOT TO GO GET HIM.
- COULDN'T WE JUST SAY WE DID?
- COME ON.
[CLUCKING AND SQUAWKING]
- THAT IS ONE BIG CHICKEN.
[ROARING]
THAT'S IT. WE'RE OUT OF HERE.
- UNFORTUNATELY, WE CAN'T LEAVE HIM.
- AWW. I KNEW YOU TWO WERE SWEETHEARTS.
[KISSING]
- HE OWES ME 10 BUCKS.
- 10 BUCKS? THAT'S CHICKEN FEED.
CHICKEN FEED. JUST LIKE BILLY.
[LAUGHS] HEY, MANDY, I MADE A FUNNY.
WHERE ARE WE?
[SQUAWKING]
- AAH!
- WHAT IS IT?
- CH-CH-CH-THE CHICKEN.
- THOSE ARE SOME UGLY CHICKENS.
I GUESS WE KNOW WHERE OUR GIANT POULTRY CAME FROM.
- WHAT IS THIS PLACE?
- I'M SURE A WRITER'S CONVENIENCE
WILL TURN UP AND FILL US IN.
- A WRITER'S CONVENIENCE? WHAT'S THAT?
- THIS LABORATORY WAS BUILT UNDERNEATH
A DORMANT VOLCANO
AND USED BY THE MILITARY TO TRAIN SUPERCHICKENS
DURING THE COLD WAR.
AFTER BUDGET CUTS AND A FEW MISHAPS,
I'M THE ONLY ONE LEFT.
NOW THE CHICKENS HAVE ESCAPED.
IF THOSE CHICKENS GET OUT INTO THE CITY,
THAT'S IT, MAN. GAME OVER. GAME OVER, MAN!
I MEAN, WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO NOW?
WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO?
AAH! THE GRIM REAPER!
WE'RE ALL DOOMED!
- GRIM, CAN'T YOU DO ANYTHING ABOUT THESE CHICKENS?
- NO. THESE MONSTERS WERE CREATED BY SCIENCE.
OUT OF MY JURISDICTION.
- WELL, THEN, THIS SITUATION CALLS FOR
SOME GOOD, OLD-FASHIONED BUTT-KICKING.
- HEY! THAT'S MINE!
[SNORING AND MUTTERING]
- HYUH! EE! HUH?
[CHIRPING]
- AWW, YOU GUYS ARE SO CUTE!
AWW, TURN THOSE FROWNS UPSIDE DOWN.
[SHRIEKING]
DID SOMEONE WAKE UP ON THE WRONG SIDE OF THE YOLK?
[GROWLING]
[SCREAMING]
- ALL RIGHT, YOU DUMB CLUCKS.
THERE'S A NEW PECKING ORDER.
[SHRIEKING AND MUNCHING]
[SHRIEKING]
- AWW, WE WERE HAVING FUN!
- SOUNDS LIKE THEY'RE COMING BACK.
- AND THEY BROUGHT FRIENDS.
- YAY!
- IT'S OBVIOUS THEY HAVE ALREADY PECKED YOUR BRAINS OUT.
[SHRIEKING]
- GOOD BIRDIES, GOOD BIRDIES!
IT IS MY SCIENTIFIC OPINION THAT
NOW WOULD BE A GOOD TIME TO RUN!
I'll TRY TO SLOW THEM DOWN.
AIIEE!
- HERE THEY COME!
[ROARING]
[PANTING]
[ROARING]
[SHRIEKING]
[ROARING]
- NICE GOING, BONEHEAD.
[SQUAWKING AND SHRIEKING]
- AAH!
- LOOK AT ALL THOSE EGGS.
- AND I'M HUNGRY AS A JAYBIRD ON A DIET ON THE FOURTH OF JULY!
OOH! LOOK! I'M ROCKY BALBOA!
[MUNCHING]
AAH!
- I FORGOT TO MENTION THAT SUPERCHICKEN EGGS HAVE ACID YOLKS.
- I HATE THESE EGGS!
- UM, BILLY?
- HATE 'EM! HATE! HATE! HATE!
- UM, BILLY, IF YOU KNOW WHAT'S GOOD FOR YOU,
YOU'LL SET ASIDE YOUR HATRED OF EGGS AND...
- NOW CAN WE LEAVE HIM TO DIE?
[ROARING]
- UH, GUYS?
[ROARING AND SHRIEKING]
- COME ON, YOU CRUMMY THING, WORK! [DING]
[ELEVATOR MUSIC PLAYING]
[CRASH]
- OW!
WHY DON'T YOU PECK ON SOMEONE YOUR OWN SIZE?
- GRIM, GET THE DOOR.
[CREAKING]
[SQUAWKING]
- COOL!
- YAY! OOH! [INDISTINCT CHATTER]
[DING]
- AHH. I'M GLAD THAT'S OVER.
- GIANT CHICKENS FROM THE SKY!
NOW WE WON'T HAVE TO EAT EACH OTHER TO SURVIVE.
[MUNCHING]
- TOUCH LUCK FOR YOU, KID.
- HEY, GRIM, YOU KNOW HOW YOU DID THAT FORCE FIELD THINGY
THAT KEPT THE VOLCANO FROM COOKING US?
- YES.
- WHY DIDN'T YOU USE IT TO SAVE ME FROM THE CHICKENS?
- BECAUSE, BILLY, I DON'T LIKE YOU.
[LAUGHS]
- OH, YEAH. [LAUGHS]
[GRUNTING] OH!
[SNORING AND SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY]
[TOILET FLUSHING]
[ROARING]
[BIRDS CHIRPING]
[LAUGHING]
HONEY, WHERE'S JUNIOR?
HE'S GOING TO BE LATE FOR HIS FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL.
- DON'T KNOW, DEAR, BUT DO ME A FAVOR
AND LET THE DOG OUT.
[PANTING] HOLD IT.
I DON'T SEEM TO REMEMBER US HAVING A DOG.
[PANTING]
JUNIOR.
- JUNIOR, I TOLD YOU, NO FORM-SHIFTING IN THE HOUSE.
- WHAT'S ALL THIS ABOUT ANYWAY, SON?
- I DON'T WANT TO START SCHOOL.
WHAT IF NO ONE LIKES ME?
- BUT, JUNIOR, YOUR COUSIN BILLY WILL BE THERE.
- THAT'S RIGHT, SON,
AND WHO MAKES A BETTER FRIEND THAN A FAMILY MEMBER?
THAT'S WHY I MARRIED YOUR BEAUTIFUL MOTHER.
- MMM. [DOG BARKING AND MONKEYS SHRIEKING]
- YUCK. OLD PEOPLE LOVE.
- OH, YOU'RE OK, KID. NEXT.
[DING]
- THERE'S NO WAY THAT'S ALL HOMEWORK.
WHAT'S IN THERE, ANYWAY?
- IT'S A THING THAT'S GONNA HELP ME ACE THE TEST TODAY.
HELP! IT'S GOT ME!
- WHOA, WHOA, WHOA. HOLD ON THERE, SON.
WHAT THE... WHY, I NEVER...
NOTHING METAL. HA HA. MOVE ON.
[CRASH]
[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
[GRUNTING]
- OOH! UHH!
OH! UHH!
UHH! UHH! UHH! UHH!
UHH! UHH! UHH!
[FLUSHING]
[WHIMPERING]
- BILLY, YOU SAID WE WERE GOING TO THE MORGUE.
- SO YOU'RE USING GRIM TO CHEAT ON THE BIG TEST TODAY?
YOU KNOW, CHEATERS NEVER PROSPER IN THE LONG RUN.
- I KNOW YOU ARE, BUT WHAT AM I?
- YOU'RE THE BIGGEST IDIOT IN THE HISTORY OF MANKIND.
[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
- OH, IT DIDN'T WORK.
- HERE. TRY THE STAPLER.
- HEY, BILLY, ISN'T THAT YOUR COUSIN NERGAL JUNIOR?
- HELLO, COUSIN.
- NAH, THAT CAN'T BE HIM.
MY COUSIN'S A 4-EYED FREAK FROM THE CENTER OF THE EARTH.
THEY'D NEVER LET HIM INTO A HIGH-CLASS JOINT LIKE THIS.
[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
- EWW!
- JUNIOR.
YES, YOU, JUNIOR.
- Y-YES, MA'AM.
- WHY DON'T YOU STAND AND INTRODUCE YOURSELF TO THE CLASS?
[GULP] [CLEARS THROAT]
- HELLO, CLASS. MY NAME...
[COUGHING]
CAN HE... CAN HE DO THAT, MS. BUTTERBEAN?
- WHY, YES. HE CAN.
HE'S BIGGER THAN YOU. [GIGGLES]
[GASPS]
[SCREAMING INDISTINCTLY]
AS YOU KNOW, THERE WILL BE A TEST TODAY,
WHICH I HOPE EVERYBODY STUDIED FOR.
- HMPH.
[TICKING]
- OK, GRIM. FIRST QUESTION.
4 TIMES 1 EQUALS... - THIS IS MATH, BILLY.
YOU TOLD ME IT WAS HISTORY.
I DON'T KNOW ANY MATH.
- WHAT'S MATH?
[SNORING]
- HERE, IRWIN.
- FOR ME? COOL.
- AAH! I CAN'T SEE!
[SLURPING]
[GOBBLING]
- BLEH!
- GRR.
[RINGING]
- YOU'LL BE GETTING YOUR TEST SCORES AFTER LUNCH,
SO HURRY BACK.
[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
- SURE, DUDE. WHATEVER.
- NO, REALLY. I MEAN IT.
HIS SKELETON'S IN THE TOILET.
I SEEN IT FOR REAL!
- HEY, HOW'S THE GELATIN TODAY?
[GOBBLING]
[GULPING]
- HMM. YECH! IT'S LOUSY!
- HEY!
- OH, I'M SO GONNA FAIL THIS TEST.
JUNIOR! I GOTS AN IDEA!
WHY DON'T YOU TAKE OVER
MS. BUTTERBEAN'S FORM, HEE HEE,
AND THAT WAY, I'll ACE THE TEST!
- NICE HAIRDO, WIENER.
- I'M NOT INTERESTED IN THE TEST.
I'M INTERESTED IN REVENGE.
- NOW YOU'RE TALKIN.' I CAN'T SUPPORT CHEATING...
BUT REVENGE IS SOMETHING I CAN REALLY GET BEHIND.
- MMM.
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA.
- OH, MS. BUTTERBEAN,
I REALLY ENJOYED THE TEST TODAY.
- THAT'S NICE. WHY DON'T YOU TELL SOMEONE WHO...
- AAH!
[SCREAMING]
[WOLF HOWLING]
[CRASH]
[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
- WHERE'S THAT NEW WIMP?
I'M GONNA GIVE HIM THE WEDGIE OF A LIFETIME.
- GOOD AFTERNOON, CLASS.
I HAVE YOUR TEST SCORES.
[BAA] MINDY, GEORGE, BILLY.
- AN "F?
I THOUGHT WE HAD A DEAL.
- AWW. COULDN'T DO IT.
4 TIMES 1 IS DEFINITELY NOT
A PICTURE OF A CLOWN WITH A FLAMETHROWER.
- HOW COULD I BE SO STUPID? [SOBBING]
- OH.
- OH, AND THOSE OF YOU WHO GOT "F" s.
CAN STAY BEHIND AFTER CLASS.
WELL, WELL, WELL. LOOK WHO'S LEFT.
- HA HA HA! YOU DORKS FAILED!
- I NEVER FAIL, SPERG. I'M JUST STAYING TO WATCH.
- WATCH WHAT?
- I LIKE APPLES. DO YOU LIKE APPLES?
- UM, YEAH.
- YES. YOU LIKE APPLES.
HERE, HAVE SOME MORE.
HOW DO YOU LIKE THEM APPLES?
[INDISTINCT], MS. BUTTERBEAN.
- YOU WERE GOING TO GIVE ME THE WEDGIE OF A LIFETIME, EH?
- [INDISTINCT]
- WELL, MAYBE IT'S TIME
YOU HAD A WEDGIE OF YOUR OWN!
- I THINK I LIKE THIS TEACHER.
- BUT, MS. BUTTERBEAN,
YOU CAN'T DO THAT. YOU'RE A TEACHER!
- I CAN DO WHATEVER I PLEASE.
I'M BIGGER THAN YOU!
- AAH!
- OOH! OOH! OOH! LOOK!
SPERG'S GOT THE SAME BUNNY UNDERWEAR I DO!
- AND I HAVE TONS OF NEW FRIENDS,
AND I GRADED ALL THE TESTS.
- WHY, THEY'VE ALREADY GOT HIM GRADING PAPERS.
JUST FOR THAT, YOU GET TO KEEP YOUR NEW PET.
- ALL RIGHT! HERE, BOY!
- IT'S BETTER THAN WHAT MY MOM MAKES!
- NO BONES.
- WHEW.
[MUFFLED SPEECH]
I SUPPOSE I'M EXPECTED TO CLEAN ALL THIS UP, EH?
- WHOOOAAA..
- WHAT? WHAT?
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