1 00:00:08,167 --> 00:00:10,292 [LAUGHS] 2 00:00:10,375 --> 00:00:14,792 CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP 3 00:00:33,542 --> 00:00:37,333 - DYING IS EASY. COMEDY IS HARD. 4 00:00:37,417 --> 00:00:39,375 [DRUMROLL] 5 00:00:52,625 --> 00:00:53,958 - ARE YOU READY? 6 00:00:54,042 --> 00:00:55,875 I SAID ARE YOU READY? 7 00:00:55,958 --> 00:00:57,000 - YES, I AM READY. 8 00:00:57,083 --> 00:00:59,208 - COME ON. LET'S DO THIS. 9 00:00:59,292 --> 00:01:02,833 - UH, MOM? THE BATHROOM IS TALKING TO ME AGAIN. 10 00:01:02,917 --> 00:01:04,185 SHOULD I GET MY VITAMINS? 11 00:01:04,209 --> 00:01:07,917 - OH, BILLY! YOUR DAD IS DOING SOMETHING FOR MOMMY! 12 00:01:08,000 --> 00:01:10,500 HE'S SHAVING HIS BEARD, EVEN THOUGH HE HATES TO. 13 00:01:10,583 --> 00:01:11,875 IT'S WELL WORTH THE EFFORT. 14 00:01:11,958 --> 00:01:13,083 IT MAKES MOMMY HAPPY. 15 00:01:13,167 --> 00:01:15,625 - OOH! KINDA LIKE WHEN MANDY MAKES ME EAT WORMS 16 00:01:15,708 --> 00:01:17,333 AND MAKES FUN OF ME FOR EATING THEM? 17 00:01:17,417 --> 00:01:21,083 - WHY, YES, BILLY. IT'S THE EXACT SAME THING. 18 00:01:21,167 --> 00:01:23,875 - SO WATCH YOUR FATHER, AND LEARN HOW TO BE COOL, 19 00:01:23,958 --> 00:01:26,333 AND BE LOVED FOR DOING THINGS YOU HATE. 20 00:01:26,417 --> 00:01:28,625 - OK! 21 00:01:31,042 --> 00:01:34,000 - COME ON. YOU CAN DO THIS. 22 00:01:34,083 --> 00:01:36,083 LET'S GET IT ON! 23 00:01:41,167 --> 00:01:45,292 HELLO, GERICO. STEEL FRIEND. 24 00:01:46,458 --> 00:01:48,000 HUH! 25 00:01:52,208 --> 00:01:53,208 1! 26 00:01:53,250 --> 00:01:56,250 2! 27 00:01:56,333 --> 00:01:57,208 STILL STANDING. 28 00:01:57,292 --> 00:02:02,750 - WOW! HAVING A BEARD IS SO COOL! 29 00:02:06,667 --> 00:02:09,625 ALL THE LADIES LOVE ME. 30 00:02:09,708 --> 00:02:11,167 - STEP FORWARD WHEN I CALL YOUR NAME. 31 00:02:11,250 --> 00:02:14,458 - THAT'S THE ONE. THE ONE WITH THE COOL BEARD. 32 00:02:14,542 --> 00:02:18,083 - ALL THE LADIES LOVE ME. 33 00:02:18,167 --> 00:02:22,167 - MMM. 34 00:02:22,875 --> 00:02:26,500 - ALL THE LADIES LOVE ME! 35 00:02:27,000 --> 00:02:28,833 - HEY, BOY, TRYING TO THINK, HUH? 36 00:02:28,917 --> 00:02:30,667 - NO. I DON'T DO THAT ANYMORE. 37 00:02:30,750 --> 00:02:33,292 - WHY ARE YOU SHAVING YOUR BEARD? IT'S COOL! 38 00:02:33,375 --> 00:02:36,042 - WELL, SON, YOU SEE, IF I SHAVE MY FACE, 39 00:02:36,125 --> 00:02:38,167 MOMMY SHAVES HER LEGS. 40 00:02:38,958 --> 00:02:40,250 - AND NOW THESE MESSAGES. 41 00:02:40,333 --> 00:02:41,542 BACON-FLAVORED TOOTHPASTE? 42 00:02:41,625 --> 00:02:44,000 WHY DIDN'T ANYBODY THINK OF IT BEFORE? 43 00:02:44,083 --> 00:02:45,083 - THIS TV STINKS. 44 00:02:45,167 --> 00:02:48,000 - I REALLY DON'T KNOW WHY I COME OVER HERE ANYMORE. 45 00:02:48,083 --> 00:02:50,042 - ISN'T THIS YOUR HOUSE? 46 00:02:50,125 --> 00:02:51,333 - DO YOU WANT TO BE COOL? 47 00:02:51,417 --> 00:02:52,458 DO YOU WANT TO BE RICH? 48 00:02:52,542 --> 00:02:53,875 WELL, HOW ABOUT HAVING HAIR? 49 00:02:53,958 --> 00:02:56,167 ANYWHERE YOU WANT, YOU CAN HAVE IT. 50 00:02:56,250 --> 00:02:57,417 GET A JUMP ON PUBERTY, 51 00:02:57,500 --> 00:03:00,375 OR JUST LOOK COOLER THAN EVER BEFORE. 52 00:03:00,458 --> 00:03:01,542 [SQUEALS] 53 00:03:01,625 --> 00:03:04,625 - IT'S AS IF YOU'RE TALKING DIRECTLY TO ME. 54 00:03:04,708 --> 00:03:08,125 - SO DON'T WAIT. GO AND GET SOME NOW. 55 00:03:08,208 --> 00:03:09,750 - OK, TV. 56 00:03:12,375 --> 00:03:14,000 AT LAST, THE MOMENT HAS COME 57 00:03:14,083 --> 00:03:16,667 WHERE I STEP OUT OF THE SHADOW OF HUMILIATION 58 00:03:16,750 --> 00:03:19,667 AND INTO THE LIGHT OF COOLSVILLE. 59 00:03:19,750 --> 00:03:20,958 [GULPING] 60 00:03:21,042 --> 00:03:22,583 OH, YEAH! 61 00:03:22,667 --> 00:03:26,125 TIME TO SHOW OFF MY COOLNESS. 62 00:03:31,833 --> 00:03:34,167 - HEY, BILLY, WHAT YOU DOING, MAN? 63 00:03:34,250 --> 00:03:35,083 - WHO WANTS TO KNOW? 64 00:03:35,167 --> 00:03:37,185 - YOUR MOTHER. WHO DO YOU THINK? 65 00:03:37,209 --> 00:03:40,167 - WELL, MOTHER, WHAT I'M DOING IS 66 00:03:40,250 --> 00:03:42,042 SHOWING OFF MY NEW BEARD, 67 00:03:42,125 --> 00:03:44,125 AND I CAN TELL YOU'RE JEALOUS. 68 00:03:44,208 --> 00:03:48,542 - MM-HMM. YOU BOUGHT SOME HAIR TONIC, DIDN'T YOU? 69 00:03:48,625 --> 00:03:51,042 - AND NOW I HAVE A BEARD. LA-DA-DE-TIN-DA. 70 00:03:51,125 --> 00:03:54,042 - HERE. LET ME SPICE THAT UP FOR YOU. 71 00:03:54,125 --> 00:03:56,625 - STILL JEALOUS, HAIRLESS? 72 00:03:56,708 --> 00:03:58,208 [SIGHS] 73 00:04:01,292 --> 00:04:02,583 - THANKS, MOM. 74 00:04:02,667 --> 00:04:05,250 - BE CAREFUL, BILLY. THIS STUFF IS REALLY POWERFUL 75 00:04:05,333 --> 00:04:08,042 AND BLAH BLAH BLAH. 76 00:04:08,125 --> 00:04:11,583 [LAUGHS] 77 00:04:11,667 --> 00:04:14,667 - OH, SWEET ELIXIR. 78 00:04:14,750 --> 00:04:17,792 [GULPING] 79 00:04:18,708 --> 00:04:22,000 EWW! WOOHOO! TOTAL. 80 00:04:25,125 --> 00:04:26,042 [LAUGHS] 81 00:04:26,125 --> 00:04:30,083 READ IT AND WEEP, JERKFACES. BILLY'S BACK. 82 00:04:30,167 --> 00:04:32,542 WITH A BEARD! 83 00:04:33,375 --> 00:04:34,375 [SNIFFS] 84 00:04:34,458 --> 00:04:37,042 MMM. NOT SURE OF THE COOLEST STUBBLE YET. 85 00:04:37,125 --> 00:04:41,125 I SURE HOPE MOM AND THE TV DIDN'T LIE TO ME. 86 00:04:44,417 --> 00:04:45,667 YES! 87 00:04:45,750 --> 00:04:47,083 [MAKING APE SOUNDS] 88 00:04:47,167 --> 00:04:50,083 I HAVE THE EVOLUTIONARY FOLLICLE POWER OF A SILVERBACK! 89 00:04:50,167 --> 00:04:52,208 [MAKES APE SOUND] I'M SO GIDDY. 90 00:04:52,292 --> 00:04:54,125 LET'S WATCH FROM THE MIRROR. 91 00:04:54,208 --> 00:04:56,583 OOH, I LIKE THAT STYLE. 92 00:04:56,667 --> 00:04:58,083 RUGGED BILLY. 93 00:04:58,167 --> 00:04:59,083 MOUNTAIN BILLY. 94 00:04:59,167 --> 00:05:02,292 OH, YEAH! HYUK, HILLBILLY! 95 00:05:02,375 --> 00:05:04,976 OK, BEARD. IT'S TIME TO STOP. 96 00:05:05,000 --> 00:05:08,208 HALT! OPEN SESAME! 97 00:05:09,000 --> 00:05:11,667 EH, I'll JUST SHAVE IT OFF. 98 00:05:15,208 --> 00:05:16,976 WHAT'S HAPPENING TO ME? 99 00:05:17,000 --> 00:05:20,333 WAIT. THIS IS THE GREATEST BEARD IN THE WORLD! 100 00:05:20,417 --> 00:05:24,500 IT'S LIKE HAVING A BEARD ON MY HEAD AND MY BODY! 101 00:05:24,583 --> 00:05:28,542 AND IT FEELS SO... [MUFFLED SPEECH] 102 00:05:28,625 --> 00:05:33,458 HACK... AHH... AAH! 103 00:05:33,542 --> 00:05:37,125 - OH, SWEETIE, ARE YOU STILL SHAVING IN THERE? 104 00:05:37,208 --> 00:05:39,667 LET ME SEE HOW... 105 00:05:40,125 --> 00:05:42,000 [GASPS] SASQUATCH! 106 00:05:42,083 --> 00:05:44,000 - NO-NO-NO-NO-NO, WAIT! 107 00:05:44,083 --> 00:05:46,000 - I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU IT'S OVER. 108 00:05:46,083 --> 00:05:49,333 WE HAD AN AGREEMENT THAT YOU WOULD NEVER RETURN. 109 00:05:49,417 --> 00:05:51,042 AAH! 110 00:05:51,125 --> 00:05:54,958 SASQUATCH! SASQUATCH! 111 00:05:55,042 --> 00:05:57,458 STALKER SASQUATCH! 112 00:05:57,542 --> 00:06:00,458 SASQUATCH! SASQUATCH! 113 00:06:01,042 --> 00:06:03,042 STALKER SASQUATCH! 114 00:06:03,125 --> 00:06:05,417 SASQUATCH! 115 00:06:06,083 --> 00:06:08,667 STALKER SASQUATCH! 116 00:06:08,750 --> 00:06:11,458 - LOOK. BILLY MUST HAVE TAKEN TOO MUCH HAIR TONIC. 117 00:06:11,542 --> 00:06:15,042 - HAIR TONIC? WHAT POSSIBLE GOOD COULD COME OF THAT? 118 00:06:15,125 --> 00:06:16,185 I MEAN, WHY NOT USE YOUR POWERS 119 00:06:16,209 --> 00:06:18,083 FOR SOMETHING THAT'LL PUT CASH IN OUR POCKET? 120 00:06:18,167 --> 00:06:19,518 - STALKER SASQUATCH SIGHTING REPORTED. 121 00:06:19,542 --> 00:06:22,102 A REWARD HAS BEEN ISSUED FOR CAPTURE OF THE SASQUATCH. 122 00:06:22,126 --> 00:06:24,792 CLAIM REWARD AT CHANNEL 6 NEWS BUILDING. 123 00:06:24,875 --> 00:06:26,042 - HOW IRONIC. 124 00:06:26,125 --> 00:06:27,583 BILLY IS USEFUL AFTER ALL. 125 00:06:27,667 --> 00:06:31,250 LET'S TAG A SASQUATCH AND GET THAT REWARD. 126 00:06:32,417 --> 00:06:35,083 [SIREN WAILING] 127 00:06:39,750 --> 00:06:42,333 OH, MAN. THEY'RE USING CHUM TO DRAW HIM OUT. 128 00:06:42,417 --> 00:06:44,458 AND KNOWING HOW MUCH BILLY LIKES CHUM, 129 00:06:44,542 --> 00:06:45,792 IT'S JUST A MATTER OF TIME. 130 00:06:45,875 --> 00:06:48,083 - SO WE'LL JUST WAIT UNTIL HE COMES TO US. 131 00:06:48,167 --> 00:06:50,875 NOW LET'S JUST ENJOY THE SHOW. 132 00:06:50,958 --> 00:06:53,417 [SCREAMING] 133 00:07:01,375 --> 00:07:02,500 - G' DAY, MATES. 134 00:07:02,583 --> 00:07:05,333 MY NAME IS HOSS. HOSS DELGADO. 135 00:07:05,417 --> 00:07:07,000 AND I'VE JUST RETURNED FROM AUSTRALIA, 136 00:07:07,083 --> 00:07:09,333 WHERE I'VE BEEN HUNTING THE ELUSIVE AND WILY 137 00:07:09,417 --> 00:07:10,792 VAMPIRE KOALA BEAR. 138 00:07:10,875 --> 00:07:12,083 STUPID BUT CLEVER. 139 00:07:12,167 --> 00:07:15,667 AND NOW I GET WORD OF A ROGUE SASQUATCH LOOSE IN THE AREA. 140 00:07:15,750 --> 00:07:19,542 HAVE YOU LADIES SEEN ANY SASQUATCHES AROUND THESE PARTS? 141 00:07:19,625 --> 00:07:21,000 - THE SASQUATCH IS MINE. 142 00:07:21,083 --> 00:07:22,583 - DON'T WORRY, LITTLE BOY. 143 00:07:22,667 --> 00:07:25,375 TELL YOUR GRANNY THERE WITH THE WALKING STICK 144 00:07:25,458 --> 00:07:27,333 THAT HOSS DELGADO IS ON THE CASE. 145 00:07:27,417 --> 00:07:30,417 I'VE TRACKED THESE STUPID ANIMALS BEFORE. 146 00:07:30,500 --> 00:07:32,333 STUPID BUT CLEVER. 147 00:07:32,417 --> 00:07:34,042 - YES. HE'S VERY STUPID, 148 00:07:34,125 --> 00:07:35,458 BUT IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK. 149 00:07:35,542 --> 00:07:37,583 - SHH. QUIET, LITTLE BOY. 150 00:07:37,667 --> 00:07:38,708 I'M GETTING A FEELING. 151 00:07:38,792 --> 00:07:40,333 A SASQUATCH IS NEARBY. 152 00:07:40,417 --> 00:07:42,625 - DON'T CONFUSE SMELL WITH FEELING. 153 00:07:42,708 --> 00:07:45,542 - AND SO BEGINS THE HUNT. 154 00:07:48,125 --> 00:07:49,958 WATCH YOUR STEP, SHOVEL NOSE. 155 00:07:50,042 --> 00:07:51,750 YOU AND YOUR BONY PREACHER FRIEND 156 00:07:51,833 --> 00:07:53,333 WOULDN'T WANT TO GET IN THE WAY OF 157 00:07:53,417 --> 00:07:55,167 HOSS AND HIS METHOD. 158 00:07:55,250 --> 00:07:59,958 - MY METHOD IS ON LIKE DONKEY KONG. 159 00:08:01,958 --> 00:08:04,333 - UH, THAT DOOR WASN'T LOCKED. 160 00:08:04,417 --> 00:08:05,417 - I KNOW. 161 00:08:05,458 --> 00:08:07,458 - WELL, THERE HE IS. 162 00:08:07,542 --> 00:08:10,250 LOOK AT HIM. UNDER THE BED. PATHETIC. 163 00:08:10,333 --> 00:08:12,583 - HEY, GUYS, ARE YOU GONNA HIDE HERE, TOO? 164 00:08:12,667 --> 00:08:15,542 - KIND OF. I NEED TO SHOW YOU SOMETHING, BILLY. 165 00:08:15,625 --> 00:08:17,417 IT WON'T TAKE BUT A SECOND. 166 00:08:17,500 --> 00:08:20,500 - OH, YEAH! THIS IS SO FUN! 167 00:08:20,583 --> 00:08:22,000 SACK RIDING IS THE BEST! 168 00:08:22,083 --> 00:08:23,000 YOU TRULY ARE A GOOD FRIEND. 169 00:08:23,083 --> 00:08:24,851 I DON'T KNOW WHAT I WOULD HAVE DONE WITHOUT YOU. 170 00:08:24,875 --> 00:08:27,750 THIS IS ONE OF THE BEST DAYS I CAN REMEMBER. 171 00:08:27,833 --> 00:08:29,083 AND YOU'RE THE BEST! 172 00:08:29,167 --> 00:08:32,083 - THE REWARD, MAN. DON'T FORGET ABOUT THE REWARD. 173 00:08:32,167 --> 00:08:37,125 [LAUGHS] - OH, THE SHARP ROCKS TICKLE. 174 00:08:38,250 --> 00:08:40,000 IS IT YOUR TURN? 175 00:08:40,083 --> 00:08:42,875 COOL! ANOTHER SACK! 176 00:08:44,125 --> 00:08:46,667 - GOTCHA, LITTLE FELLA. 177 00:08:47,375 --> 00:08:49,333 - HOW CAN THIS DAY GET ANY BETTER, I ASK YOU. 178 00:08:49,417 --> 00:08:53,667 RIDING IN SACKS AND GROWING COOL BEARDS. I TELL YOU. 179 00:08:53,750 --> 00:08:55,292 HOLY CRUD, A PIRATE! 180 00:08:55,375 --> 00:08:57,083 THIS DAY CAN GET BETTER! 181 00:08:57,167 --> 00:08:59,875 - SO YOU'VE LEARNED TO TALK HUMAN, HAVE YOU? 182 00:08:59,958 --> 00:09:02,083 WELL, SAVE YOUR PATHETIC PLEAS FOR THE JURY. 183 00:09:02,167 --> 00:09:03,542 - CAN YOU SAY "ARRGH"? 184 00:09:03,625 --> 00:09:06,417 - LISTEN, HOSS. WHAT YOU HAVE THERE ISN'T A SASQUATCH. 185 00:09:06,500 --> 00:09:10,102 WHAT YOU HAVE THERE ISN'T AS FAR UP THE EVOLUTIONARY CHAIN. 186 00:09:10,126 --> 00:09:12,833 - HA! YOU SOUND JUST LIKE THOSE ATTORNEYS 187 00:09:12,917 --> 00:09:14,125 WHO SAID THEY WERE HUMAN. 188 00:09:14,208 --> 00:09:16,048 I KNOW WHAT'S HUMAN AND WHAT ISN'T, LITTLE DOG. 189 00:09:16,125 --> 00:09:20,125 - NORMALLY, I'M ALL FOR THE ABUSE AND EXPLOITATION OF THE STUPID, 190 00:09:20,208 --> 00:09:22,875 BUT YOU CAN'T TURN THAT CREATURE IN FOR THE MONEY. 191 00:09:22,958 --> 00:09:24,000 - JUST WATCH ME. 192 00:09:24,083 --> 00:09:25,375 - I CALL SHOTGUN! 193 00:09:25,458 --> 00:09:28,542 - LISTEN, THAT THING ISN'T A SASQUATCH. IT'S A BOY. 194 00:09:28,625 --> 00:09:32,083 - I'VE HAD ABOUT ENOUGH OF YOUR FACTS AND THEORIES. 195 00:09:32,167 --> 00:09:34,083 GET IN MY WAY AGAIN, YOU FISH WOMAN, 196 00:09:34,167 --> 00:09:35,542 AND THERE WILL BE TROUBLE. 197 00:09:35,625 --> 00:09:37,042 - FISH WOMAN? 198 00:09:37,125 --> 00:09:38,625 [TIRES SCREECH] 199 00:09:38,708 --> 00:09:40,292 - WHAT NOW, FISH WOMAN? 200 00:09:40,375 --> 00:09:44,833 - TIME FOR SOME HAIR-RAISING ACTION. 201 00:09:46,583 --> 00:09:48,500 - WELL, DARLING, YOUR TRIP IS OVER. 202 00:09:48,583 --> 00:09:51,833 WHEN WILL YOU SILLY, LITTLE SASQUATCHES LEARN 203 00:09:51,917 --> 00:09:53,125 THAT THE CITY IS FOR PEOPLE? 204 00:09:53,208 --> 00:09:56,976 - WOW. THANKS AGAIN, MR. PIRATE, FOR THE SACK RIDE. 205 00:09:57,000 --> 00:09:58,958 SO WHAT'S NEXT? 206 00:09:59,042 --> 00:10:01,708 - WHAT THE... I THINK I REMEMBER YOU. 207 00:10:01,792 --> 00:10:03,061 YOU ARE THAT WILLY NILLY. 208 00:10:03,085 --> 00:10:06,458 - LISTEN, HOSS. THAT CREATURE YOU HAVE IS A LITTLE BOY, 209 00:10:06,542 --> 00:10:07,917 AND HE'S WITH ME. 210 00:10:08,000 --> 00:10:10,583 - YOU ARE CRAFTY. I'll GIVE YOU THAT. 211 00:10:10,667 --> 00:10:12,375 BUT IF YOU STILL EXPECT ME TO BELIEVE 212 00:10:12,458 --> 00:10:14,542 THAT THIS ISN'T A SASQUATCH, 213 00:10:14,625 --> 00:10:16,083 YOU'RE A DIRTY, DIRTY LIAR. 214 00:10:16,167 --> 00:10:17,917 - DON'T MAKE ME ANGRY. 215 00:10:18,000 --> 00:10:19,542 YOU WOULDN'T LIKE ME WHEN I'M ANGRY. 216 00:10:19,625 --> 00:10:23,292 - AND JUST WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO ABOUT IT, SIMIAN? 217 00:10:23,375 --> 00:10:26,042 - THIS. NOW, GRIM. 218 00:10:29,542 --> 00:10:31,542 - I WARNED YOU, GRANNY. 219 00:10:31,625 --> 00:10:34,000 YOU OUGHT NOT TO HAVE DONE THAT. 220 00:10:34,083 --> 00:10:36,333 NOW IT'S SHOWTIME. 221 00:10:36,667 --> 00:10:40,292 WHAT? WHAT'S HAPPENING? 222 00:10:42,167 --> 00:10:44,000 I LOOK LIKE ME GRANDMOM! 223 00:10:44,083 --> 00:10:47,018 [MAKING AIRPLANE SOUNDS] - TIME TO GO, BILLY. 224 00:10:47,042 --> 00:10:48,583 - OOH! IS IT YOUR TURN TO FLY 225 00:10:48,667 --> 00:10:51,458 IN THE MAGIC SACK OF WONDERMENT? 226 00:10:52,125 --> 00:10:54,061 WOW, I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT WAS FOR, 227 00:10:54,085 --> 00:10:55,333 BUT I SURE LIKED IT. 228 00:10:55,417 --> 00:10:57,292 THANKS, MOM. YOU'RE THE BEST! 229 00:10:57,375 --> 00:11:00,083 - I WARNED ALL OF YOU THERE WAS GOING TO BE TROUBLE. 230 00:11:00,167 --> 00:11:01,542 WELL, NOW YOU'VE GOT TROUBLE. 231 00:11:01,625 --> 00:11:05,792 ANY LAST ONE-LINERS BEFORE I GO APE ON YOU? 232 00:11:05,875 --> 00:11:07,542 - SMILE FOR THE CAMERA. 233 00:11:07,625 --> 00:11:08,292 - WHAT? 234 00:11:08,375 --> 00:11:10,042 - [SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY] 235 00:11:13,333 --> 00:11:14,833 - HERE'S YOUR MONEY. 236 00:11:14,917 --> 00:11:17,125 - AAH! 237 00:11:17,208 --> 00:11:18,144 - I'M GONNA MISS HIM. 238 00:11:18,168 --> 00:11:20,667 HEY! ANOTHER SACK! CAN I RIDE IN IT? 239 00:11:20,750 --> 00:11:23,042 CAN I? CAN I? CAN I? CAN I? CAN I? 240 00:11:23,125 --> 00:11:26,125 - UH-HUH. - I CALL SHOTGUN. 241 00:11:28,042 --> 00:11:32,625 YOU SPENT THE REWARD MONEY ON A NEW TV? 242 00:11:32,708 --> 00:11:35,958 WAH! I WANTED A BABY IGUANA. 243 00:11:36,042 --> 00:11:40,625 - TODAY, CHANNEL 6 NEWS HAS FINALLY CAPTURED THE ROGUE STALKER SASQUATCH, 244 00:11:40,708 --> 00:11:42,958 WHO APPARENTLY ISN'T A HAPPY SASQUATCH. 245 00:11:43,042 --> 00:11:45,375 IT IS STILL UNKNOWN IF IT'S MALE OR FEMALE, 246 00:11:45,458 --> 00:11:47,125 BUT THE SMELL IS HORRIFIC. 247 00:11:47,208 --> 00:11:49,333 - ALL'S WELL THAT ENDS WELL, MAN. 248 00:11:49,417 --> 00:11:52,000 - AAH! HELP ME! 249 00:11:52,083 --> 00:11:55,083 - HE'S GONE WILD. TAKE HIM DOWN! 250 00:11:57,292 --> 00:12:00,250 - YOU CAN ALWAYS COUNT ON HOSS DELGADO 251 00:12:00,333 --> 00:12:03,000 WHEN THINGS GET HAIRY. 252 00:12:13,958 --> 00:12:16,250 [SCREAMING] 253 00:12:22,042 --> 00:12:22,958 [LAUGHING] 254 00:12:23,042 --> 00:12:25,144 - ALL RIGHT, SPERG. THAT'S ENOUGH. 255 00:12:25,168 --> 00:12:29,083 PUT THE HUMAN YO-YO DOWN AND GET LOST. 256 00:12:29,833 --> 00:12:32,417 [BARKING] 257 00:12:33,542 --> 00:12:35,000 - SO HOW DO YOU DO IT, MANDY? 258 00:12:35,083 --> 00:12:39,083 HOW DO YOU STAND UP TO THAT BIG FREAKHEAD SPERG? 259 00:12:39,167 --> 00:12:40,185 I JUST GOTTA KNOW! 260 00:12:40,209 --> 00:12:41,958 - OK, BILLY. HERE IT IS. 261 00:12:42,042 --> 00:12:47,167 - HERE? THE SECRET LOCATION WHERE YOU REVEAL THE SOURCE OF YOUR BRAVERY? 262 00:12:47,250 --> 00:12:51,375 - NO. I MEAN HERE, AS IN YOUR HOUSE. SEE YOU LATER. 263 00:12:51,458 --> 00:12:57,042 - NO, MANDY, WAIT! I NEED TO KNOW! 264 00:12:57,125 --> 00:12:59,708 - YOU WANT TO KNOW? - AAH! 265 00:12:59,792 --> 00:13:00,792 WHAT THE... HOW THE... 266 00:13:00,875 --> 00:13:01,893 - DO YOU WANT TO KNOW OR WHAT? 267 00:13:01,917 --> 00:13:03,184 - YEAH-YEAH-YEAH-YEAH- YEAH-YEAH-YEAH. 268 00:13:03,208 --> 00:13:04,792 - IT'S ALL ABOUT NERVE, BILLY. 269 00:13:04,875 --> 00:13:07,208 EITHER YOU'VE GOT IT, OR YOU DON'T. 270 00:13:07,292 --> 00:13:09,083 SEE YOU LATER, AGAIN. 271 00:13:09,167 --> 00:13:15,292 - NERVE. SO THAT'S IT. BOY, I WISH I HAD MANDY'S NERVE. 272 00:13:15,375 --> 00:13:17,458 - BEFORE APPEARING IN "FINGER PUPPET THEATER," 273 00:13:17,542 --> 00:13:20,083 THIS ACTOR DROVE A TALKING CAR. 274 00:13:20,167 --> 00:13:23,375 - WHO IS THE SEVERED HEAD OF MARY, QUEEN OF SCOTS? 275 00:13:23,458 --> 00:13:24,583 - WHO IS MY GRANDMOTHER? 276 00:13:24,667 --> 00:13:28,042 - SEVERED HEAD! SEVERED HEAD! IDIOT. 277 00:13:28,125 --> 00:13:29,625 - HI, GRIM. I NEED A FAVOR. 278 00:13:29,708 --> 00:13:32,875 - OOF. BILLY, WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO DO? 279 00:13:32,958 --> 00:13:34,000 SCARE ME TO ME? 280 00:13:34,083 --> 00:13:35,393 - I WANT YOU TO SHRINK ME DOWN TINY SMALL 281 00:13:35,417 --> 00:13:39,208 SO I CAN SNEAK INTO MANDY'S HEAD AND STEAL HER NERVE. 282 00:13:39,292 --> 00:13:41,958 [LAUGHS] 283 00:13:42,042 --> 00:13:46,167 - I'D ASK IF YOU WERE KIDDING IF I DIDN'T KNOW HOW DUMB YOU WERE. 284 00:13:46,250 --> 00:13:47,875 NOW GO SMASH YOUR HEAD AGAINST A WALL 285 00:13:47,958 --> 00:13:50,000 AND LET ME WATCH MY SHOW. 286 00:13:51,792 --> 00:13:54,125 - YOU KNOW, IF I WERE TO STEAL MANDY'S NERVE, 287 00:13:54,208 --> 00:13:58,000 SHE WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO PUSH YOU AROUND EVER AGAIN. 288 00:13:58,083 --> 00:13:59,625 - EVER AGAIN? 289 00:13:59,708 --> 00:14:01,000 - EVER AGAIN. 290 00:14:01,083 --> 00:14:03,458 [LAUGHS] 291 00:14:11,292 --> 00:14:14,542 ARE YOU SURE YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING, MAN? 292 00:14:14,625 --> 00:14:19,125 - OF COURSE! NOW, COME ON. LET'S GET MOVING. 293 00:14:20,125 --> 00:14:22,125 CANNONBALL! 294 00:14:22,208 --> 00:14:26,417 AAH! EWW! YECH! EWW! [INDISTINCT] 295 00:14:26,500 --> 00:14:28,833 YECH! OOH! THAT WAS CLOSE! 296 00:14:28,917 --> 00:14:33,000 I ALMOST FELL INTO ONE OF THOSE BIG, SLIMY, HOLE-LOOKING THINGIES. 297 00:14:33,083 --> 00:14:36,417 AAH! AAH! 298 00:14:36,500 --> 00:14:38,583 - WHAT IS THE HOOVER DAM? COME ON! 299 00:14:38,667 --> 00:14:42,917 - WOW! THERE IT IS! MANDY'S RAW NERVE. 300 00:14:43,000 --> 00:14:44,917 TIME TO MAKE MY MOVE. 301 00:14:45,000 --> 00:14:46,226 - WHO WERE THE TUSKEGEE AIRMEN? 302 00:14:46,250 --> 00:14:51,125 AH, YOU IDIOT. WHAT IS LACTOSE INTOLERANT? 303 00:14:51,208 --> 00:14:52,083 - EXCUSE ME, MR. NERVE. 304 00:14:52,167 --> 00:14:53,476 - YEAH, YEAH, JUST PUT IT DOWN, OK? 305 00:14:53,500 --> 00:14:56,042 AND, UH, HEY, THERE BETTER BE AN EGG ROLL THIS TIME. 306 00:14:56,125 --> 00:14:57,875 - UH, NO. MR. NERVE? 307 00:14:57,958 --> 00:15:00,875 - HUH? WHO ARE YOU? HOW'D YOU GET IN HERE? 308 00:15:00,958 --> 00:15:01,958 - WELL, MY NAME IS... 309 00:15:02,000 --> 00:15:03,080 - WAIT, WAIT. DON'T TELL ME. 310 00:15:03,125 --> 00:15:04,792 LET ME GUESS. I'M PSYCHIC THAT WAY. 311 00:15:04,875 --> 00:15:06,250 UH, LET'S SEE. LET ME THINK, NOW. 312 00:15:06,333 --> 00:15:08,083 UH, LET ME GET A CLOSER LOOK AT YOU. 313 00:15:08,167 --> 00:15:11,625 OK, IT'S COMING TO ME. IT'S COMING TO ME. 314 00:15:11,708 --> 00:15:14,167 HOW ABOUT SNOTFACE? 315 00:15:14,250 --> 00:15:17,292 - WOW. YOU ARE A RAW NERVE. 316 00:15:17,375 --> 00:15:18,792 - YEAH, WELL, MAYBE I AM. 317 00:15:18,875 --> 00:15:21,708 SAY, WHAT YOU DOING DOWN HERE ANYWAY, SNOTFACE? 318 00:15:21,792 --> 00:15:24,458 - I'M HERE TO STEAL YOU. 319 00:15:24,542 --> 00:15:30,208 [LAUGHS] - YOU WISH, SNOTFACE. 320 00:15:32,042 --> 00:15:34,250 [SNIFFS] 321 00:15:34,333 --> 00:15:36,167 WHAT'S THAT YOU GOT THERE, SNOTFACE? 322 00:15:36,250 --> 00:15:39,417 - A TASTY, DELICIOUS EGG ROLL. 323 00:15:39,500 --> 00:15:40,583 [GULPS] 324 00:15:40,667 --> 00:15:43,185 IT'S BEEN IN MY POCKET. IT'S NICE AND WARM. 325 00:15:43,209 --> 00:15:45,583 [GULPS] - CHICKEN OR SHRIMP? 326 00:15:45,667 --> 00:15:49,042 - COMBO. - SWEET THIGHS OF APOLLO, SNOTFACE. 327 00:15:49,125 --> 00:15:50,667 I'll DO ANYTHING YOU WANT. 328 00:15:50,750 --> 00:15:52,292 - I THOUGHT SO. 329 00:15:52,375 --> 00:15:57,208 - OW! WHAT'S GOING ON? WHO'S THERE? 330 00:15:58,000 --> 00:16:00,917 - WELL, HELLO, MANDY. YOU LOOK SURPRISED. 331 00:16:01,000 --> 00:16:03,083 WELL, I'VE GOT AN EVEN BIGGER SURPRISE. 332 00:16:03,167 --> 00:16:06,375 YOU'RE NEVER GONNA BOSS ME AROUND AGAIN. 333 00:16:06,458 --> 00:16:09,917 [LAUGHS] 334 00:16:14,000 --> 00:16:16,083 - UH, A LITTLE HELP HERE, GRIM. 335 00:16:16,167 --> 00:16:18,500 - UH, MY BAD. 336 00:16:21,083 --> 00:16:25,000 - BEHOLD, MANDY. YOUR RAW NERVE. 337 00:16:25,083 --> 00:16:27,958 - HEY, YOU GOT ANY POTSTICKERS? WHOA. 338 00:16:28,042 --> 00:16:29,792 OOH! 339 00:16:30,250 --> 00:16:32,917 [GULPS] - AHH. 340 00:16:33,833 --> 00:16:35,917 - BILLY, IT WORKED. IT WORKED! 341 00:16:36,000 --> 00:16:37,958 NOW, WHAT DO YOU SAY WE TAKE MANDY AND... 342 00:16:38,042 --> 00:16:40,144 - PIPE DOWN, YOU WALKING WIND CHIME. 343 00:16:40,168 --> 00:16:44,042 YOU TALK WHEN I TELL YOU TO TALK. YOU FOLLOW? 344 00:16:44,125 --> 00:16:44,917 - I FOLLOW. 345 00:16:45,000 --> 00:16:46,042 - GOOD. 346 00:16:46,125 --> 00:16:49,208 NOW PUT THAT CAN OPENER TO USE AND GET US OUT OF HERE. 347 00:16:49,292 --> 00:16:52,208 - UH, AS YOU WISH. 348 00:17:01,042 --> 00:17:02,625 - AAH! 349 00:17:07,917 --> 00:17:09,417 - AAH! 350 00:17:12,917 --> 00:17:15,917 THIS IS INSANE. I CAN'T GO ON LIKE THIS. 351 00:17:16,000 --> 00:17:19,917 I GOT TO GET MY NERVE BACK. BUT HOW? 352 00:17:20,958 --> 00:17:22,375 AAH! 353 00:17:23,958 --> 00:17:25,583 PLEASE, GRIM. LISTEN TO ME. 354 00:17:25,667 --> 00:17:29,083 YOU'VE GOT TO HELP ME GET MY NERVE BACK INSIDE MY HEAD. 355 00:17:29,167 --> 00:17:31,000 - NOW, WHY SHOULD I DO THAT? 356 00:17:31,083 --> 00:17:33,875 - GRIM, CAN YOU HONESTLY SAY YOU'RE MUCH HAPPIER 357 00:17:33,958 --> 00:17:36,333 HAVING BILLY BOSS YOU AROUND THAN ME? 358 00:17:36,417 --> 00:17:39,292 - WELL... [LAUGHS] 359 00:17:39,375 --> 00:17:42,792 - DON'T LOOK AT ME! DON'T YOU LOOK AT ME! 360 00:17:42,875 --> 00:17:47,333 [LAUGHS] DEEPER! DIG DEEPER, YOU PIG! 361 00:17:47,417 --> 00:17:50,018 [LAUGHS] 362 00:17:50,042 --> 00:17:51,708 OOH-OOH-OOH. YEAH. OH, YEAH. 363 00:17:51,792 --> 00:17:54,292 THAT'S IT. THAT'S IT. 364 00:17:54,375 --> 00:17:58,125 FORE! [LAUGHS] 365 00:17:58,208 --> 00:18:00,500 - YOU HAVE A POINT, CHILD. 366 00:18:01,500 --> 00:18:05,333 - SPERG, I GOTS A BONE TO PICK WITH YOU. 367 00:18:05,417 --> 00:18:10,976 - WELL, IF IT ISN'T OLD... WHA... - OW! 368 00:18:11,000 --> 00:18:13,833 - THERE'S GONNA BE SOME CHANGES AROUND HERE, SPERG, 369 00:18:13,917 --> 00:18:17,500 AND AS SOON AS YOU'RE DONE LOSING YOUR FUDGE, 370 00:18:17,583 --> 00:18:21,000 I'M GONNA MAKE THE FIRST ONE. 371 00:18:22,292 --> 00:18:25,375 - COME ON, GRIM. NOW'S OUR CHANCE. 372 00:18:28,625 --> 00:18:30,708 GRIM, HURRY! 373 00:18:31,208 --> 00:18:33,000 - OH, I HOPE THIS WORKS, CHILD. 374 00:18:33,083 --> 00:18:35,292 - IT HAS TO WORK. 375 00:18:36,667 --> 00:18:38,667 [INHALES] 376 00:18:38,750 --> 00:18:41,083 - AAH! 377 00:18:44,083 --> 00:18:45,208 OH, MY GOSH. IT'S TRUE. 378 00:18:45,292 --> 00:18:49,042 THE INSIDE OF BILLY'S HEAD IS TERRIFYINGLY STARK AND EMPTY. 379 00:18:49,125 --> 00:18:52,208 LET'S HOPE THAT MAKES IT EASIER TO FIND MY NERVE. 380 00:18:52,292 --> 00:18:56,292 [AH-CHOO] 381 00:18:56,375 --> 00:18:58,083 [SNIFFLING] 382 00:18:58,167 --> 00:19:01,708 [AH-CHOO, AH-CHOO] BILLY'S BRAIN. 383 00:19:01,792 --> 00:19:05,083 IT'S GOT TO KNOW WHERE THE RAW NERVE IS. [BLOWING] 384 00:19:05,167 --> 00:19:07,708 UH, PARDON ME, BILLY'S BRAIN? 385 00:19:07,792 --> 00:19:09,083 - PLEASE, DON'T HURT ME. 386 00:19:09,167 --> 00:19:13,167 - I WAS JUST WONDERING IF YOU COULD HELP ME FIND THE RAW NERVE. 387 00:19:13,250 --> 00:19:16,333 - THE RAW NERVE. OH, YEAH. 388 00:19:16,417 --> 00:19:17,577 EVER SINCE THAT GUY MOVED IN, 389 00:19:17,625 --> 00:19:20,000 THIS PLACE HAS GONE TO HECK IN A HAMSTER BOWL. 390 00:19:20,083 --> 00:19:22,708 I... I'M TELLING YOU. IT'S GONE CRAZY IN HERE. 391 00:19:22,792 --> 00:19:26,083 IT'S PARTY, PARTY, PARTY. ONE PARTY AFTER ANOTHER. 392 00:19:26,167 --> 00:19:30,042 IT'S WEARING ME OUT. [BLOWING] 393 00:19:30,125 --> 00:19:32,375 I'll TELL YOU WHERE HE IS, AS LONG AS YOU PROMISE. 394 00:19:32,458 --> 00:19:35,417 TO TAKE THAT CRAZY MAN WITH YOU. DEAL? 395 00:19:35,500 --> 00:19:36,125 - DEAL. 396 00:19:36,208 --> 00:19:39,125 [DANCE MUSIC PLAYING] 397 00:19:43,333 --> 00:19:44,542 [MUSIC STOPS] 398 00:19:44,625 --> 00:19:49,083 - HEY! WHAT THE HECK IN A HAMSTER BOWL IS GOING ON? 399 00:19:49,167 --> 00:19:53,625 - UH, YEAH. UH, ME. 400 00:19:53,708 --> 00:19:57,708 I'M WHAT'S GOING ON, AND, UH, I, UH... 401 00:19:57,792 --> 00:20:00,032 - OUT WITH IT, SWEETHEART. YOU'RE BRINGING DOWN THE ROOM. 402 00:20:00,083 --> 00:20:03,875 - UH, I WAS JUST WONDERING IF YOU WOULDN'T MIND, 403 00:20:03,958 --> 00:20:09,375 UH, HMM, GETTING BACK INSIDE MY HEAD? 404 00:20:10,167 --> 00:20:13,042 - YEAH, SURE. NO PROBLEM. LET ME GET MY TAPES. 405 00:20:13,125 --> 00:20:14,333 - WOW. THAT WAS EASY. 406 00:20:14,417 --> 00:20:16,708 - WHAT ARE YOU? NUTS? I'M NOT GOING ANYWHERE. 407 00:20:16,792 --> 00:20:19,167 I'M HAVING THE TIME OF MY LIFE IN THIS AIRPLANE HANGAR 408 00:20:19,250 --> 00:20:20,875 YOUR SNOTFACE FRIEND CALLS A SKULL, 409 00:20:20,958 --> 00:20:23,500 AND YOU WANT TO KNOW SOMETHING ELSE? YOU'RE NOTHING WITHOUT ME. 410 00:20:23,583 --> 00:20:28,750 SO WHY DON'T YOU GET YOUR NERVELESS, WIDE-EYED BUTT OUTTA HERE! 411 00:20:29,000 --> 00:20:31,125 YEAH, THAT'S IT. THAT'S IT, WIDE EYES. 412 00:20:31,208 --> 00:20:34,417 GO BACK TO YOUR SKINNY SIDEKICK AND YOUR SNOTFACE FRIEND 413 00:20:34,500 --> 00:20:37,625 AND KEEP OUT OF MY LIFE! 414 00:20:38,583 --> 00:20:41,042 [INAUDIBLE] 415 00:20:49,125 --> 00:20:51,167 WHAT ARE YOU STILL DOING HERE, WIDE EYES? 416 00:20:51,250 --> 00:20:52,125 UH-OH. 417 00:20:52,208 --> 00:20:53,750 - NOW, YOU LISTEN UP, PAL. 418 00:20:53,833 --> 00:20:55,917 YOU'RE NOT WHAT MAKES ME MANDY. 419 00:20:56,000 --> 00:20:57,059 I DON'T NEED SOME POMPOUS POLYP 420 00:20:57,083 --> 00:21:00,250 TO MAKE ME DARK, FOREBODING, AND CHARMINGLY CYNICAL. 421 00:21:00,333 --> 00:21:01,333 [SUCKING] 422 00:21:01,417 --> 00:21:04,875 I AM WHAT MAKES ME MANDY. YOU GOT THAT? 423 00:21:04,958 --> 00:21:06,333 [SUCKING] [POP] 424 00:21:06,417 --> 00:21:10,125 - YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. BUT WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO WITH ME? 425 00:21:10,208 --> 00:21:12,583 - AAH! 426 00:21:12,667 --> 00:21:13,833 - MANDY? 427 00:21:13,917 --> 00:21:15,958 - LOOK, BILLY. I GOT MY NERVE BACK. 428 00:21:16,042 --> 00:21:20,250 YOU CAN GO BACK TO BEING YOUR SPINELESS, WIMPY SELF. 429 00:21:21,708 --> 00:21:23,125 [GROWLING] 430 00:21:23,208 --> 00:21:28,417 [SHRIEKING] CAN YOU WALK A LITTLE SMOOTHER? OUCH! BURN! 431 00:21:28,500 --> 00:21:30,875 - I'M SURE GONNA MISS OLD SNOTFACE. 432 00:21:30,958 --> 00:21:34,333 - WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? HIT THE ROAD. 433 00:21:34,417 --> 00:21:39,083 - BUT I... I... I GOT NOWHERE ELSE TO GO. 434 00:21:39,167 --> 00:21:41,000 [SOBBING] 435 00:21:41,083 --> 00:21:42,375 - BEAT IT, PAL, 436 00:21:42,458 --> 00:21:45,042 AND DON'T LET ME EVER CATCH YOU IN ENDSVILLE AGAIN, 437 00:21:45,125 --> 00:21:46,750 OR ELSE! 438 00:21:47,375 --> 00:21:49,250 - DID I MENTION I DO CATERING? 439 00:21:49,333 --> 00:21:50,833 - SCRAM. 440 00:21:50,917 --> 00:21:51,750 - DON'T YOU THINK YOU'RE BEING 441 00:21:51,833 --> 00:21:53,292 A LITTLE HARD ON THE TINY FELLOW? 442 00:21:53,375 --> 00:21:57,000 - GRIM, ARE YOU SAYING YOU'D RATHER HAVE BILLY AS A BEST FRIEND FOREVER 443 00:21:57,083 --> 00:21:59,833 INSTEAD OF SWEET, LOVABLE ME? 444 00:21:59,917 --> 00:22:01,750 GRIM, YOU'RE NOT ANSWERING ME. 445 00:22:01,833 --> 00:22:04,061 GRIM, WHY AREN'T YOU ANSWERING ME? 446 00:22:04,085 --> 00:22:06,375 - I DON'T HAVE THE NERVE, CHILD. 447 00:22:06,458 --> 00:22:09,125 - THAT'S NOT FUNNY, GRIM. 448 00:22:13,042 --> 00:22:14,851 CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP 449 00:22:14,875 --> 00:22:19,375 CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE. www.ncicap.org... 450 00:22:35,208 --> 00:22:39,792 [INDISTINCT SPEECH]