1 00:00:03,042 --> 00:00:06,708 CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP 2 00:00:06,792 --> 00:00:10,625 - AH HA HA HA HA HA HA! 3 00:00:31,958 --> 00:00:33,000 - EVIL. 4 00:00:33,083 --> 00:00:36,542 PURE AND SIMPLE FROM THE EIGHTH DIMENSION. 5 00:00:53,792 --> 00:00:55,417 - PLEASE TELL ME IRWIN'S IN THERE. 6 00:00:55,500 --> 00:00:56,625 - SSHHHH! 7 00:00:56,708 --> 00:00:58,468 I'll MISS THE BEST PART IF YOU DON'T SHUT UP. 8 00:00:58,542 --> 00:01:00,958 - AND WHAT SHOW IS THIS WE'RE WATCHING? 9 00:01:01,042 --> 00:01:04,625 - MY FAVORITE. "LAUNDRY DAY." 10 00:01:04,708 --> 00:01:05,542 - HMMMM. 11 00:01:05,625 --> 00:01:07,042 - GET OUT OF THE WAY! 12 00:01:07,125 --> 00:01:11,708 MADAM UNDERPANTS IS ABOUT TO THWART THE EVIL TUBESOCKIANS. 13 00:01:11,792 --> 00:01:14,250 I'VE WAITED ALL WEEK FOR... AAAHHH! 14 00:01:14,333 --> 00:01:16,125 [CRASH] 15 00:01:17,000 --> 00:01:19,458 - OH, FINALLY. GIVE IT HERE. 16 00:01:19,542 --> 00:01:21,083 IT NEEDS TO DRIP DRY. 17 00:01:21,167 --> 00:01:27,375 OH, 665 WASHINGS, AND IT STILL REEKS OF THE STINK OF THE AGES. 18 00:01:27,458 --> 00:01:31,083 - PERHAPS THAT'S WHY IT'S MOANING. 19 00:01:31,167 --> 00:01:32,333 - [MOANING] 20 00:01:32,417 --> 00:01:35,958 - OH, NO! I FORGOT TO CHECK THE POCKETS! 21 00:01:36,167 --> 00:01:39,000 - YOU INSOLENT DOLT WITH EMPTY EYE SOCKETS. 22 00:01:39,083 --> 00:01:42,833 WHY CAN'T YOU REMEMBER TO EMPTY YOUR POCKETS? 23 00:01:42,917 --> 00:01:44,018 - WHO'S THAT? 24 00:01:44,042 --> 00:01:46,417 - WILL YOU JUST GIVE ME A MINUTE TO SIT HERE AND MOPE? 25 00:01:46,500 --> 00:01:50,042 CAN'T YOU SEE THAT I'M DRIZZLED WITH WATER AND SOAP? 26 00:01:50,125 --> 00:01:52,750 - YOU HAVE PRETTY EYES. 27 00:01:52,833 --> 00:01:55,417 - WELL, THAT'S VERY SWEET. 28 00:01:55,500 --> 00:01:58,333 SAY, HIS BREATH SMELLS LIKE FEET. 29 00:01:58,417 --> 00:02:00,083 - HE CHEWS ON HIS TOENAILS. 30 00:02:00,167 --> 00:02:02,917 - HEY, GRIM, IS THAT YOUR SPARE HEAD? 31 00:02:03,000 --> 00:02:04,042 - OH, NO, THIS IS... 32 00:02:04,125 --> 00:02:07,500 - BE SILENT! BE SILENT. MY NAME IS MY OWN. 33 00:02:07,583 --> 00:02:10,750 I'll SPEAK IT MYSELF, AND I'll SPEAK IT ALONE. 34 00:02:10,833 --> 00:02:13,667 THROMNAMBULAR IS WHAT I AM CALLED. 35 00:02:13,750 --> 00:02:18,417 I HAIL FROM LANDS WHERE YOU NIGHTMARES CRAWL. 36 00:02:18,500 --> 00:02:22,958 IF YOU'D SEEN IT YOURSELF, YOU'D BE VERY APPALLED. 37 00:02:23,042 --> 00:02:25,125 - IS THAT YOUR SISTER'S HEAD? 38 00:02:25,208 --> 00:02:28,042 - NO, THIS IS A MAGICAL SKULL, 39 00:02:28,125 --> 00:02:30,375 AN ARTIFACT FROM BEYOND TIME AND SPACE 40 00:02:30,458 --> 00:02:31,375 IMPRISONED ON EARTH. 41 00:02:31,458 --> 00:02:33,542 - WHAT'S THAT NUMBER ON HIS HEAD FOR? 42 00:02:33,625 --> 00:02:37,042 - OOH, I BET HE'S A FOOTBALL HELMET! 43 00:02:37,125 --> 00:02:38,333 - WHA! 44 00:02:38,417 --> 00:02:40,000 THE NUMBERS REPRESENT WISHES. 45 00:02:40,083 --> 00:02:42,976 THE SKULL MUST REMAIN IMPRISONED HERE ON EARTH 46 00:02:43,000 --> 00:02:45,208 UNTIL HE GRANTS 9 MORE WISHES. 47 00:02:45,292 --> 00:02:48,125 - LIKE A GENIE? 48 00:02:48,208 --> 00:02:49,250 - INTERESTING. 49 00:02:49,333 --> 00:02:50,333 SO TELL ME, GRIM, 50 00:02:50,417 --> 00:02:53,042 WHY HAVEN'T YOU USED ANY OF THE WISHES? 51 00:02:53,125 --> 00:02:55,625 LIKE TO SET YOURSELF FREE, MAYBE? 52 00:02:55,708 --> 00:02:58,500 NO... WISHING IS A DANGEROUS BUSINESS. 53 00:02:58,583 --> 00:03:01,375 - DANGER'S MY MIDDLE NAME! 54 00:03:01,458 --> 00:03:02,500 [CRASH] 55 00:03:02,583 --> 00:03:03,875 - FOR MORE OFTEN THAN NOT, 56 00:03:03,958 --> 00:03:06,833 WISHES ARE CORRUPTED AND TWISTED BACK UPON THE WISHER. 57 00:03:06,917 --> 00:03:10,750 I'VE GOT ENOUGH PROBLEMS ON MY HANDS WITH YOU TWO. 58 00:03:10,833 --> 00:03:12,458 WHERE'S BILLY? 59 00:03:15,417 --> 00:03:17,125 - OH, GREAT THROMNABLABLAH, 60 00:03:17,208 --> 00:03:20,375 GRANT ME THE BESTEST WISH IN THE WHOLE WORLD. 61 00:03:20,458 --> 00:03:23,083 HMM, BUT WHAT SHOULD I WISH FOR? 62 00:03:23,167 --> 00:03:25,018 LET ME SEE. 63 00:03:25,042 --> 00:03:26,083 OOH, I KNOW. 64 00:03:26,167 --> 00:03:26,833 I WISH I COULD BE AN INTERNATIONALLY KNOWN 65 00:03:26,917 --> 00:03:28,083 BOY ADVENTURER 66 00:03:28,167 --> 00:03:29,268 TRAVELING THE WORLD WITH HIS SIGHTLESS PARENTS, 67 00:03:29,292 --> 00:03:30,768 HIS PET DOG, AND HIS BEST FRIEND WHO'S FROM INDIA. 68 00:03:30,792 --> 00:03:32,268 AND THEY HAVE THEIR OWN SHOW WITH ALL KINDS OF COOL CAPTIONS, 69 00:03:32,292 --> 00:03:35,000 AND FIGHT STRANGE MONSTERS, AND LOOK FOR LOST CIVILIZATIONS, 70 00:03:35,083 --> 00:03:37,917 AND HUNT FOR ANCIENT TREASURE! 71 00:03:39,083 --> 00:03:43,125 - A LIFE OF ADVENTURE IS YOUR REQUEST, 72 00:03:43,208 --> 00:03:46,083 WITH MOTHER AND FATHER YOU WILL QUEST. 73 00:03:46,167 --> 00:03:49,458 YOUR PET AND YOUR FRIEND WILL BE PUT TO THE TEST. 74 00:03:49,542 --> 00:03:51,708 AN ANCIENT CIVILIZATION WILL YOU MEET 75 00:03:51,792 --> 00:03:54,667 WITH THE POWER OF THE UNIVERSE AT YOUR FEET. 76 00:03:54,750 --> 00:03:57,333 SO, INTO YOUR WISH WORLD YOU WILL GO. 77 00:03:57,417 --> 00:04:00,167 BUT BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU WISH FOR. 78 00:04:00,250 --> 00:04:04,083 THIS YOU WILL KNOW. 79 00:04:19,833 --> 00:04:21,042 - WHAT IS IT? 80 00:04:21,125 --> 00:04:24,542 - IT'S AN IDOL OF THE ANCIENT GOD THROMNAMBULAR. 81 00:04:24,625 --> 00:04:26,000 - [BARKING, GROWLING] 82 00:04:26,083 --> 00:04:28,185 - IT IS SAID THAT THE IDOL HAS THE POWER 83 00:04:28,209 --> 00:04:32,917 TO GRANT ANYONE WHO FREES IT FROM THIS PLACE ANY WISH. 84 00:04:33,000 --> 00:04:34,185 - WHY YOU TALKING FUNNY? 85 00:04:34,209 --> 00:04:38,000 - BECAUSE I AM FROM CALCUTTA IN THE MYSTICAL EAST. 86 00:04:38,083 --> 00:04:40,458 - NO, YOU'RE NOT. YOU LIVE DOWN THE BLOCK. 87 00:04:40,542 --> 00:04:43,542 AND WHAT'S WITH THAT WEIRD THINGY ON YOUR HEAD? 88 00:04:43,625 --> 00:04:46,667 - IT'S A TURBAN! IT'S WHAT I WEAR! 89 00:04:46,750 --> 00:04:48,750 I'M FROM THE MYSTICAL EAST!! 90 00:04:48,833 --> 00:04:50,000 I'M IN CHARACTER, YO. 91 00:04:50,083 --> 00:04:54,375 SO WHY DON'T YOU JUST GET OFF ME?!! 92 00:04:54,458 --> 00:04:57,000 BILLY? UH, BILLY? 93 00:04:57,542 --> 00:05:02,833 - HEY, DAD, IRWIN SAYS THIS IS THE IDOL OF THE GREAT TROMBONE PLAYER, 94 00:05:02,917 --> 00:05:04,101 AND THAT IF WE CAN GET HIM OUT OF HERE, 95 00:05:04,125 --> 00:05:05,667 WE CAN WISH FOR ANYTHING WE WANT. 96 00:05:05,750 --> 00:05:07,000 HEE HEE HEE HEE! 97 00:05:07,083 --> 00:05:07,958 YAY! 98 00:05:08,042 --> 00:05:11,417 [RUMBLING] 99 00:05:11,500 --> 00:05:15,208 [HISSING] 100 00:05:16,542 --> 00:05:18,250 [ROARING] 101 00:05:18,333 --> 00:05:22,792 - AAAAAHHHHH! - AAAAHHHHHH! 102 00:05:22,875 --> 00:05:26,083 - AHHHHHHHHH! - AAAAAAHHHHH! 103 00:05:29,292 --> 00:05:31,708 - [YELLING] 104 00:05:31,792 --> 00:05:34,958 - GLADYS! GLADYS! 105 00:05:35,042 --> 00:05:36,417 GLADYS, START THE ENGINES! 106 00:05:36,500 --> 00:05:38,542 START THE ENGINES, GLADYS! 107 00:05:38,625 --> 00:05:40,417 GET IT UP! 108 00:05:41,083 --> 00:05:44,583 - HEY, GUYS, COME ON, WAIT UP. 109 00:05:44,667 --> 00:05:46,750 COME ON. 110 00:05:50,542 --> 00:05:52,375 WAAAHHHH! 111 00:06:02,083 --> 00:06:06,792 - WELL, BILLY, I HOPE YOU LEARNED SOMETHING ON TODAY'S EXCITING ADVENTURE. 112 00:06:06,875 --> 00:06:10,042 - YEAH, I LEARNED THAT MY BEST FRIEND GOT EATEN 113 00:06:10,125 --> 00:06:12,375 BY A PTERODACTYL AND THIS ADVENTURE STUNK! 114 00:06:12,458 --> 00:06:14,083 - THOUGHT IT STUNK, EH? 115 00:06:14,167 --> 00:06:15,292 HA HA HA HA! 116 00:06:15,375 --> 00:06:18,750 WELL, YOU JUST BOUGHT YOURSELF A WEEK OF NO TV 117 00:06:18,833 --> 00:06:20,583 WITH THAT COMMENT, MISTER! 118 00:06:20,667 --> 00:06:23,167 TAKE US HOME, GLADYS. 119 00:06:28,000 --> 00:06:31,000 [CRASH] 120 00:06:31,083 --> 00:06:34,583 - WISH THAT, OH, GREAT STROMBLABLALATHER! 121 00:06:37,917 --> 00:06:40,125 - ♪ DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO ♪ 122 00:06:40,208 --> 00:06:41,958 HMM, ANYTHING TO EAT IN THIS HOUSE? 123 00:06:42,042 --> 00:06:44,042 FUNKY FALAFELS, BOX OF BAKING SODA, 124 00:06:44,125 --> 00:06:47,042 WEEK-OLD PASTA, WISHING SKULL, WIMPY WIENERS 125 00:06:47,125 --> 00:06:48,125 WAIT A SEC!! 126 00:06:48,167 --> 00:06:50,144 YOU'RE KIND OF FREAKY LOOKIN'. 127 00:06:50,168 --> 00:06:51,958 - I AM THROMNAMBULAR. 128 00:06:52,042 --> 00:06:53,059 ANY WISH I AM ABLE TO GRANT. 129 00:06:53,083 --> 00:06:56,500 JUST SPEAK YOUR DESIRES AND HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTS! 130 00:06:56,583 --> 00:07:00,542 - WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. DID YOU SAY YOU GRANT WISHES? 131 00:07:00,625 --> 00:07:02,917 - YES, I HA... - ALL RIGHT! 132 00:07:03,000 --> 00:07:04,375 OOH OOH OOH OOH OOH! 133 00:07:04,458 --> 00:07:05,958 - BUT I MUST WARN YOU... 134 00:07:06,042 --> 00:07:07,333 - I DON'T NEED YOUR LIFE STORY. 135 00:07:07,417 --> 00:07:11,000 - BUT... - YOU. ME. WISH. NOW! 136 00:07:11,083 --> 00:07:13,208 - YOUR WISH IS MY COMMAND. 137 00:07:13,292 --> 00:07:17,292 HOW CAN I SERVE YOU THIS MORNING, FAT MAN? 138 00:07:17,375 --> 00:07:22,292 - I WANT TO RELIVE MY COOL HIGH SCHOOL YEARS. 139 00:07:23,750 --> 00:07:26,000 THOSE WERE THE BEST YEARS OF MY LIFE, 140 00:07:26,083 --> 00:07:28,292 WHEN I RULED THE SCHOOL. 141 00:07:28,375 --> 00:07:31,375 WHAT THE... I'M A TEENAGER AGAIN. 142 00:07:31,458 --> 00:07:32,625 WELL, KIND OF. 143 00:07:32,708 --> 00:07:37,083 NOW I CAN BE THE ULTRARAD COOL GUY I WAS AGAIN. 144 00:07:37,167 --> 00:07:38,292 HEY, FOXY LADY, 145 00:07:38,375 --> 00:07:41,792 FEEL LIKE PARTYING WITH A WILD MAN? 146 00:07:41,875 --> 00:07:44,125 - WHO YOU CALLIN' A LADY, BUDDY? 147 00:07:44,208 --> 00:07:45,625 - AAAHHH! 148 00:07:45,708 --> 00:07:47,333 [CRASH] 149 00:07:48,875 --> 00:07:53,083 'SUP, DOGS? WHO WANTS TO GO LONG? 150 00:07:53,167 --> 00:07:54,167 [CRASH] 151 00:07:54,208 --> 00:07:57,125 CAN I ROCK OUT WITH YA'LL FOR A WHILE? 152 00:07:57,208 --> 00:07:58,000 [CRASH] 153 00:07:58,083 --> 00:08:00,000 HEY, I REMEMBER YOU. YOU USED TO KICK MY... 154 00:08:00,083 --> 00:08:01,083 [CRASH] 155 00:08:01,125 --> 00:08:02,000 - HEY! 156 00:08:02,083 --> 00:08:03,083 [CRASH] 157 00:08:03,125 --> 00:08:04,000 - YOU. 158 00:08:04,083 --> 00:08:05,125 [CRASH] 159 00:08:05,208 --> 00:08:07,226 YOU KNOW, MAYBE I WASN'T THE COOL, HIP, HAPPENIN' STUD 160 00:08:07,250 --> 00:08:09,208 I THOUGHT I WAS IN HIGH SCHOOL. 161 00:08:09,292 --> 00:08:14,542 - AND TO THINK, ONLY 4 MORE YEARS OF THIS. 162 00:08:16,583 --> 00:08:20,417 - GENTLEMEN, TODAY WE STAND ON THE PRECIPICE OF WAR. 163 00:08:20,500 --> 00:08:22,708 THE WEEDS HAVE BEGUN THEIR INVASION, 164 00:08:22,792 --> 00:08:25,833 AND YOU ARE THE LAST LINE OF DEFENSE. 165 00:08:25,917 --> 00:08:29,458 WAIT, I'VE JUST RECEIVED A MESSAGE FROM HEADQUARTERS. 166 00:08:29,542 --> 00:08:35,875 OH, YES, IT SEEMS REINFORCEMENTS HAVE ARRIVED! 167 00:08:35,958 --> 00:08:38,208 [HUMMING] 168 00:08:43,125 --> 00:08:48,625 AH, YES, I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT TO DO WITH THIS. 169 00:08:51,500 --> 00:08:52,375 THERE. 170 00:08:52,458 --> 00:08:57,000 OH, AREN'T YOU PRECIOUS? 171 00:08:57,083 --> 00:09:01,833 NOW, THAT'S WHAT I CALL A MASTER GARDEN. 172 00:09:01,917 --> 00:09:05,083 - YOU PRETEND TO TAKE PRIDE IN YOUR FOLIAGE AND FLOWERS, 173 00:09:05,167 --> 00:09:09,167 BUT I KNOW THAT INSIDE YOU LUST FOR MORE POWER. 174 00:09:09,250 --> 00:09:11,625 SPEAK YOUR TRUE MIND. REVEAL YOUR DESIRE. 175 00:09:11,708 --> 00:09:16,125 I THINK YOU'LL SOON FIND, BABY, I CAN LIGHT YOUR FIRE! 176 00:09:16,208 --> 00:09:20,083 - WELL, WHAT I WANT ISN'T MUCH, REALLY. 177 00:09:20,167 --> 00:09:27,875 JUST TO BE LORD HIGH MASTER AND THE RULER OF THE WORLD!! 178 00:09:27,958 --> 00:09:30,208 THAT'S ALL. 179 00:09:32,542 --> 00:09:34,792 [RUMBLING] 180 00:09:42,708 --> 00:09:45,000 [CAR ALARMS SOUNDING] 181 00:09:45,083 --> 00:09:47,792 OH, WHAT IS THIS? 182 00:09:49,917 --> 00:09:50,917 - [GASPING] 183 00:09:51,000 --> 00:09:52,125 [INDISTINCT CHATTER] 184 00:09:52,208 --> 00:09:55,042 - HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! 185 00:09:55,125 --> 00:09:56,708 HA HA HA HA HA! 186 00:09:56,792 --> 00:09:59,542 YES, COWER, YOU FOOLS. 187 00:09:59,625 --> 00:10:03,458 COWER AT THE SIGHT OF MY AWESOME VISAGE! 188 00:10:03,542 --> 00:10:07,750 KNEEL BEFORE ME. KNEEL AND BOW. 189 00:10:07,833 --> 00:10:12,000 AND, WITH YOUR CHINS IN THE DIRT, LOOK UP! 190 00:10:12,083 --> 00:10:16,625 LOOK UP AND SAY, "WHO IN ALL THE HEAVENS 191 00:10:16,708 --> 00:10:20,976 IS MIGHTIER THAN GENERAL SKA..." 192 00:10:21,000 --> 00:10:23,458 [CHOKING] 193 00:10:25,917 --> 00:10:27,875 NO AIR. 194 00:10:39,875 --> 00:10:43,061 - ♪ FLOATIN' IN THE POOL, I BEEN CHILLIN' WITH MY HONEY ♪ 195 00:10:43,085 --> 00:10:46,583 ♪ FEELIN' LIKE A DOPE 'CAUSE IT'S JUST AN EASTER BUNNY ♪ 196 00:10:46,667 --> 00:10:50,292 ♪ I NEED A LEADING LADY WHO IS LUDICROUSLY SWEETER ♪ 197 00:10:50,375 --> 00:10:51,625 ♪ I WISH THAT YOU WERE MANDY 198 00:10:51,708 --> 00:10:54,125 ♪ 'CAUSE NO OTHER GIRL CAN BEAT HER ♪ 199 00:10:54,208 --> 00:10:55,458 [SLURP] 200 00:10:55,542 --> 00:11:00,000 YOU KNOW, SOMETIMES I WISH I WAS IN A HIP HOP VIDEO. 201 00:11:00,083 --> 00:11:02,083 OH! 202 00:11:02,167 --> 00:11:03,167 HEY! 203 00:11:03,208 --> 00:11:05,144 - ♪ HEY, PLAYA, THIS AIN'T NO JIVE ♪ 204 00:11:05,168 --> 00:11:08,458 ♪ WISH NUMBER 6 IS COMIN' ALIVE ♪ 205 00:11:11,583 --> 00:11:15,125 [COUGHING] 206 00:11:15,208 --> 00:11:17,250 - [COUGHING] 207 00:11:18,167 --> 00:11:19,250 - ACTION! 208 00:11:19,333 --> 00:11:21,976 - UM... OWW! HEY! 209 00:11:22,000 --> 00:11:25,458 - YOU CAN'T HAVE A MUSIC VIDEO WITHOUT A CHICK. 210 00:11:25,542 --> 00:11:30,042 YOUR WISH WON'T BE COMPLETE UNLESS WE GET HER HERE QUICK. 211 00:11:30,125 --> 00:11:31,167 - YOU MEAN MANDY? 212 00:11:31,250 --> 00:11:34,125 - I AIN'T TALKIN' 'BOUT CANDY. 213 00:11:34,208 --> 00:11:34,875 - NO. 214 00:11:34,958 --> 00:11:37,333 - NOT W.C. HANDY. 215 00:11:37,417 --> 00:11:39,042 NOT YOUR COUSIN SANDY. 216 00:11:39,125 --> 00:11:42,500 - STOP WASTING HIS TIME, 'CAUSE YOU KNOW HE WANTS... 217 00:11:42,583 --> 00:11:43,458 - MANDY! 218 00:11:43,542 --> 00:11:46,250 - YOU ARE SO GOING TO REGRET THIS. 219 00:11:46,333 --> 00:11:49,125 - COME ON, BABY, DON'T BE UNHIP. 220 00:11:49,208 --> 00:11:53,458 HOP IN THE POOL, AND LET'S TAKE A DIP. 221 00:12:02,500 --> 00:12:05,250 ♪ IT'S A COOL LITTLE POOL IF YOU'RE BLINDED BY LOVE ♪ 222 00:12:05,333 --> 00:12:09,583 ♪ WITH A LITTLE IMAGINATION IT CAN BE A HOT TUB ♪ 223 00:12:09,667 --> 00:12:10,500 [FARTING] 224 00:12:10,583 --> 00:12:11,833 JUST FOR YOU. 225 00:12:11,917 --> 00:12:12,976 - [GASPING] 226 00:12:13,000 --> 00:12:16,042 - MY WISH COME TRUE. 227 00:12:17,417 --> 00:12:19,000 - CAREFUL WHAT YOU WISH FOR. 228 00:12:19,083 --> 00:12:20,667 YOU MIGHT GET IT. 229 00:12:20,750 --> 00:12:23,083 THAT'S A WRAP. 230 00:12:25,167 --> 00:12:27,125 [CRASH] 231 00:12:32,208 --> 00:12:35,292 - 4 WISHES DOWN, 5 MORE TO GO. 232 00:12:35,375 --> 00:12:39,708 LET'S WATCH SOME COMMERCIALS, THEN GET BACK TO THE SHOW. 233 00:12:39,792 --> 00:12:45,167 HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! 234 00:12:45,250 --> 00:12:46,792 OH! 235 00:12:50,250 --> 00:12:55,667 - I'll BET I CAN FIND SOME USED CANDY IN HERE. 236 00:12:55,750 --> 00:12:59,500 OH, HELLO, MISTER. I'M PUD'N. 237 00:12:59,583 --> 00:13:04,042 - I'M A SKULL THAT'S MADE FOR WISHES. 238 00:13:04,125 --> 00:13:07,458 TIRED OF CHORES? HATE WASHING THE DISHES? 239 00:13:07,542 --> 00:13:11,167 THEN CALL ON GREAT THROMNAMBULAR. 240 00:13:11,250 --> 00:13:16,917 I'll ANSWER YOUR WISH WHEREVER YOU ARE. 241 00:13:17,000 --> 00:13:18,292 - YOU KNOW WHAT I WANT? 242 00:13:18,375 --> 00:13:19,375 I WANT A BUNNY. 243 00:13:19,417 --> 00:13:21,917 A PET BUNNY THAT WILL LOVE ME. 244 00:13:22,000 --> 00:13:23,000 PLEASE. 245 00:13:23,083 --> 00:13:27,250 - IF IT'S A BUNNY YOU WANT, IT'S A BUNNY YOU'LL GET. 246 00:13:27,333 --> 00:13:32,042 LET'S JUST HOPE IT'S A WISH THAT YOU WON'T SOON REGRET. 247 00:13:32,125 --> 00:13:35,875 HA HA HA HA HA HA! 248 00:13:37,125 --> 00:13:38,625 - OHHH. 249 00:13:38,708 --> 00:13:41,583 - I LOVE YOU, PUD'N. DO YOU LOVE ME? 250 00:13:41,667 --> 00:13:44,083 - I LOVE EVERYONE. ESPECIALLY YOU. 251 00:13:44,167 --> 00:13:46,875 - DO YOU REGRET WISHING FOR ME, PUD'N? 252 00:13:46,958 --> 00:13:49,417 - HOW COULD I EVER REGRET WISHING FOR YOU? 253 00:13:49,500 --> 00:13:53,292 - PUD'N, HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF TOUGH LOVE? 254 00:13:53,375 --> 00:13:55,625 - WHAT'S THAT? 255 00:13:55,708 --> 00:13:58,167 - [SCREECHING] 256 00:14:00,875 --> 00:14:02,500 - WHAT WAS THAT FOR? 257 00:14:02,583 --> 00:14:04,750 - SOMETIMES LOVE HURTS, PUD'N. 258 00:14:04,833 --> 00:14:06,792 AND I LOVE YOU A LOT. 259 00:14:06,875 --> 00:14:11,417 - BUT I... AHH... AAHHH! OW! 260 00:14:16,625 --> 00:14:19,000 [CRASH] 261 00:14:19,875 --> 00:14:22,000 - [GASPING] 262 00:14:22,083 --> 00:14:23,833 - AH! 263 00:14:26,042 --> 00:14:27,018 WHOA! 264 00:14:27,042 --> 00:14:29,958 AAAAAAHHHHH... 265 00:14:30,042 --> 00:14:35,000 - I BRING YOU ENDSVILLE'S NEWEST TOURIST ATTRACTION: 266 00:14:35,083 --> 00:14:38,292 THE WORLD'S LARGEST PILLOW! 267 00:14:38,375 --> 00:14:39,667 [APPLAUSE] 268 00:14:39,750 --> 00:14:42,250 THE PILLOW WILL BE ON DISPLAY RIGHT HERE, 269 00:14:42,333 --> 00:14:46,000 RIGHT NEXT TO THE ENDSVILLE CACTUS FARM. 270 00:14:46,083 --> 00:14:47,125 - AHHHHH! 271 00:14:47,208 --> 00:14:49,542 [CRASH] 272 00:14:49,625 --> 00:14:51,917 [SQUEAKING] 273 00:14:53,958 --> 00:14:58,958 OH, AT LEAST I GOT AWAY FROM THAT CRAZY BUNNY. 274 00:14:59,042 --> 00:15:01,458 [CROWD SCREAMING] 275 00:15:11,458 --> 00:15:12,500 AAAHHH! 276 00:15:12,583 --> 00:15:14,333 CAKE! 277 00:15:15,667 --> 00:15:19,458 - CAKE WON'T SAVE YOU FROM MY LOVE, PUD'N. 278 00:15:22,833 --> 00:15:25,500 - CHOCOLATE ECLAIRS. 279 00:15:25,583 --> 00:15:27,708 SUCK CUSTARD! 280 00:15:30,375 --> 00:15:32,292 [BOOM] 281 00:15:38,292 --> 00:15:39,917 POOR, POOR BUNNY. 282 00:15:40,000 --> 00:15:42,958 WHY DID YOU HAVE TO EXPLODE? 283 00:15:43,042 --> 00:15:44,042 WHY? 284 00:15:44,083 --> 00:15:47,333 - IT'S OK, PUD'N, I FORGIVE YOU. 285 00:15:47,417 --> 00:15:49,958 I FORGIVE YOU BECAUSE I LOVE YOU, 286 00:15:50,042 --> 00:15:53,125 AND I LOVE YOU TO DEATH. 287 00:15:53,208 --> 00:15:55,250 - AAAAAHHH! 288 00:16:05,792 --> 00:16:10,625 - AT LAST, THE MOMENT HAS COME. 289 00:16:10,708 --> 00:16:14,125 - MY NAME IS THROMNAMBULAR, GRANTER OF WISHES. 290 00:16:14,208 --> 00:16:20,208 IF YOU WISH FOR A CAKE, IT WILL BE DELICIOUS. 291 00:16:20,292 --> 00:16:22,458 - CAKE, EH? 292 00:16:22,542 --> 00:16:25,292 NO, NO, NO, I CAN WISH FOR ANYTHING? 293 00:16:25,375 --> 00:16:29,042 I WISH... I WONDER WHAT TO WISH FOR? 294 00:16:29,125 --> 00:16:33,250 I COULD WISH I WAS A SUPERHERO. I COULD DO ANYTHING. 295 00:16:33,333 --> 00:16:36,750 WAIT, THEN I'D HAVE TO SAVE THE WORLD ALL THE TIME 296 00:16:36,833 --> 00:16:40,083 AND DO DANGEROUS THINGS LIKE FIGHT GIANT MONSTERS. 297 00:16:40,167 --> 00:16:42,250 I'M TIRED JUST THINKING ABOUT IT. 298 00:16:42,333 --> 00:16:44,976 WHAT IF I WISHED I WAS RICH AND FAMOUS? 299 00:16:45,000 --> 00:16:46,292 THEN I'D GET ALL THE LADIES. 300 00:16:46,375 --> 00:16:50,958 BUT THEN I'D BE HARASSED BY THE PAPARAZZI ALL THE TIME. 301 00:16:51,042 --> 00:16:54,102 I COULD WISH I WAS THE SMARTEST KID IN THE WORLD. 302 00:16:54,126 --> 00:16:57,000 I'D EVEN GET AWARDS FOR JUST BEING SO SMART. 303 00:16:57,083 --> 00:17:00,458 AND I'D JUST GET SMARTER, AND SMARTER, AND SMARTER, 304 00:17:00,542 --> 00:17:02,083 UNTIL... AAHH! 305 00:17:02,167 --> 00:17:05,542 I WISH I KNEW WHAT TO WISH FOR. 306 00:17:08,500 --> 00:17:12,167 WAIT A MINUTE. NOW I KNOW WHAT TO WISH FOR. 307 00:17:12,250 --> 00:17:16,000 - YOUR WISH WAS GRANTED, AND NOW I FEAR 308 00:17:16,083 --> 00:17:20,083 IT IS TIME FOR ME TO DISAPPEAR. 309 00:17:20,167 --> 00:17:22,417 - NOW I KNOW WHAT I WANT. 310 00:17:22,500 --> 00:17:24,458 I WISH... [POOF] 311 00:17:24,542 --> 00:17:29,208 OHH, I WISH I HAD THAT SKULL BACK. 312 00:17:33,125 --> 00:17:37,375 - HEY, WEINER, HAND OVER YOUR LUNCH MONEY. 313 00:17:37,458 --> 00:17:39,125 [PUNCHING, SCUFFLING] 314 00:17:39,208 --> 00:17:41,018 HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE! 315 00:17:41,042 --> 00:17:44,292 - GREAT IDEA OF YOURS FOR ME TO SUE MY PARENTS, JENNY. 316 00:17:44,375 --> 00:17:48,976 - I'VE NEVER SEEN SO MUCH MONEY, HA HA! 317 00:17:49,000 --> 00:17:50,542 [SLAM] 318 00:17:50,625 --> 00:17:51,958 - DANG IT! 319 00:17:52,042 --> 00:17:55,333 AHH, WELL, I GUESS I'll JUST HAVE TO LET THIS ONE SLIDE. 320 00:17:55,417 --> 00:17:59,083 - HEY, THERE, GIRLS, CHECK OUT MY HUGE WAD OF CASH. 321 00:17:59,167 --> 00:18:02,500 - THIS COULD BE THE SCORE OF MY BULLYING CAREER. 322 00:18:02,583 --> 00:18:04,917 BUT HOW DO I GET INTO A LADIES' RESTROOM 323 00:18:05,000 --> 00:18:07,375 WHEN I AM CLEARLY A GENTLEMAN? 324 00:18:07,458 --> 00:18:09,042 HEY! WHAT ARE YOU LOOKIN' AT? 325 00:18:09,125 --> 00:18:12,185 - CONTRADICTION, YOUNG MAN, FROM WHAT I CAN SEE, 326 00:18:12,209 --> 00:18:15,833 FOR YOU ARE THE ONE WHO IS LOOKING AT ME. 327 00:18:15,917 --> 00:18:18,042 - ALL RIGHT, GIVE ME YOUR MONEY. 328 00:18:18,125 --> 00:18:21,583 - NO MONEY HAVE I BUT A FORTUNE TO TELL. 329 00:18:21,667 --> 00:18:26,958 I'll GRANT YOU A WISH WITH A MAGICAL SPELL. 330 00:18:27,042 --> 00:18:31,750 - ONE THING'S FOR SURE: I WISH I COULD GET IN THERE. 331 00:18:35,708 --> 00:18:39,000 WHOA! I'M A CHICK! 332 00:18:39,083 --> 00:18:41,125 HA HA HA HA... 333 00:18:41,208 --> 00:18:44,083 - SO, WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO WITH ALL THAT MONEY, BETTY? 334 00:18:44,167 --> 00:18:47,583 - I'M THINKING EITHER NEW SHOES OR CHEEK IMPLANTS. 335 00:18:47,667 --> 00:18:49,000 - HEE HEE HA HA HA! 336 00:18:49,083 --> 00:18:54,167 HELLO, GIRLS, I BELIEVE YOU'VE GOT SOMETHING FOR ME. 337 00:18:54,250 --> 00:18:57,833 - WELL, I GUESS I'VE GOT SOME ADVICE FOR YOU. 338 00:18:57,917 --> 00:19:00,292 HOW ABOUT WAXING THAT HAIRY LIP? 339 00:19:00,375 --> 00:19:03,102 - YEAH, AND HERE'S ANOTHER BIT OF ADVICE, GIRL: 340 00:19:03,126 --> 00:19:04,333 FIND A NEW STYLIST. 341 00:19:04,417 --> 00:19:07,708 - JUST EXACTLY WHAT IS THAT DRESS COLOR CALLED, ANYWAY? 342 00:19:07,792 --> 00:19:10,000 - I THINK IT'S CALLED UGLY. 343 00:19:10,083 --> 00:19:12,208 [ALL LAUGHING] 344 00:19:12,292 --> 00:19:16,625 - WAAAAA! GIRLS ARE SO MEAN! 345 00:19:16,708 --> 00:19:18,792 - DUH, UGLY. 346 00:19:20,083 --> 00:19:23,976 I GUESS NOT EVERYONE CAN BE AS BEAUTIFUL AS I AM. 347 00:19:24,000 --> 00:19:26,750 [ALL FLATTERING HER AT ONCE] 348 00:19:26,833 --> 00:19:28,000 OR AS POPULAR AS I AM. 349 00:19:28,083 --> 00:19:29,917 BUT AS BEAUTIFUL AND POPULAR AS I AM, 350 00:19:30,000 --> 00:19:32,875 I BET THERE ARE SOME PEOPLE WHO NEVER EVEN HEARD OF ME. 351 00:19:32,958 --> 00:19:35,875 PEOPLE IN COUNTRIES LIKE PARIS, OR TORONTO, 352 00:19:35,958 --> 00:19:37,917 OR IN CITIES LIKE AFRICA. 353 00:19:38,000 --> 00:19:40,375 I WISH I WAS A BIG STAR. 354 00:19:40,458 --> 00:19:43,542 - I CAN MAKE YOU THE BIGGEST STAR OF ALL. 355 00:19:43,625 --> 00:19:47,333 BUT THE BIGGER THEY GET, THE HARDER THEY FALL. 356 00:19:47,417 --> 00:19:50,375 HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! 357 00:19:52,500 --> 00:19:55,542 - THAT'S RIGHT, FOLKS, THE NAME ON EVERYONE'S LIPS: 358 00:19:55,625 --> 00:19:57,042 MINDY. 359 00:19:57,125 --> 00:19:59,018 THE GIRL WHO'S BEEN STRAPPED TO NASA'S GENESIS DEVICE ROCKET 360 00:19:59,042 --> 00:20:00,250 AND LAUNCHED INTO SPACE, 361 00:20:00,333 --> 00:20:03,375 WHERE SHE WILL BECOME THE GALAXY'S BRIGHTEST STAR. 362 00:20:03,458 --> 00:20:04,542 - WAIT A MINUTE! 363 00:20:04,625 --> 00:20:07,208 THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT BY BECOMING A STAR! 364 00:20:07,292 --> 00:20:10,792 YOU BIG, STUPID... [BANG] 365 00:20:10,875 --> 00:20:11,976 - [CHEERING] 366 00:20:12,000 --> 00:20:14,458 - THE STAR IS EXPECTED TO FADE QUICKLY AND THEN 367 00:20:14,542 --> 00:20:15,893 MAY BE FORGOTTEN AS EARLY AS NEXT WEEK 368 00:20:15,917 --> 00:20:17,042 WHEN ALL EYES WILL BE FOCUSED 369 00:20:17,125 --> 00:20:20,292 ON THE ENDSVILLE PANCAKE BREAKFAST AND FUN RUN. 370 00:20:20,375 --> 00:20:21,458 - GOTCHA. 371 00:20:21,542 --> 00:20:26,000 - SO, IT'S DOWN TO YOU, AND IT'S DOWN TO ME. 372 00:20:26,083 --> 00:20:30,018 ONE MORE WISH LEFT, AND I'll BE SET FREE. 373 00:20:30,042 --> 00:20:31,542 - DON'T SELL YOURSELF SHORT. 374 00:20:31,625 --> 00:20:35,125 YOU'RE WORTH A LOT MORE THAN FREE. 375 00:20:38,208 --> 00:20:40,083 [INDISTINCT CHATTER] 376 00:20:40,167 --> 00:20:43,083 ALL RIGHT, EVERYONE, PIPE DOWN. 377 00:20:43,167 --> 00:20:45,750 I HAVE BUT ONE ITEM UP FOR SALE TODAY. 378 00:20:45,833 --> 00:20:47,583 A VERY UNIQUE COMMODITY. 379 00:20:47,667 --> 00:20:50,083 AN ANTIQUE SKULL OF DISPUTABLE ORIGIN, 380 00:20:50,167 --> 00:20:52,833 CONTAINING ONE WISH TO BE FULFILLED 381 00:20:52,917 --> 00:20:54,417 AT THE BUYER'S REQUEST. 382 00:20:54,500 --> 00:20:55,625 - LIKE A GENIE! 383 00:20:55,708 --> 00:20:57,875 - KIND OF BONY LOOKIN'. - WOW, IT MUST BE OLD. 384 00:20:57,958 --> 00:20:59,708 - SUCH PRETTY EYES. 385 00:20:59,792 --> 00:21:01,875 - STARTING BID, $5.00. 386 00:21:01,958 --> 00:21:05,083 - I'll GIVE YOU 6 BUCKS IN QUARTERS AND A BUTTON. 387 00:21:05,167 --> 00:21:07,417 - 8 BUCKS AND A LOTTERY TICKET. 388 00:21:07,500 --> 00:21:09,125 - I'll GIVE YOU 30! - 50! 389 00:21:09,208 --> 00:21:10,958 - I'll GIVE YOU MY COLD. 390 00:21:11,042 --> 00:21:12,122 - I'll GIVE YOU MY HUSBAND! 391 00:21:12,167 --> 00:21:14,667 - MANDY, WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING? 392 00:21:14,750 --> 00:21:17,417 - DO YOU KNOW HOW VALUABLE A WISH IS, GRIM? 393 00:21:17,500 --> 00:21:20,667 - BUT IT WILL BACKFIRE. WISHES ALWAYS DO. 394 00:21:20,750 --> 00:21:23,417 - THAT'S WHY I'M SELLING IT, OF COURSE. 395 00:21:23,500 --> 00:21:24,500 - I GOTTA HAVE IT! 396 00:21:24,583 --> 00:21:26,167 I DIDN'T LEARN MY LESSON THE FIRST TIME! 397 00:21:26,250 --> 00:21:29,000 [SCREAMING, SHOUTING] 398 00:21:29,083 --> 00:21:30,458 - GIMME THAT SKULL! 399 00:21:30,542 --> 00:21:31,333 - ENOUGH! 400 00:21:31,417 --> 00:21:34,500 [PUNCHING, GROWLING] 401 00:21:34,583 --> 00:21:35,875 - I GOT IT! IT'S MINE! 402 00:21:35,958 --> 00:21:37,000 - OH, NO, YOU DON'T! 403 00:21:37,083 --> 00:21:39,042 - I WISH I HAD A BOTTOMLESS JAR OF PICKLES. 404 00:21:39,125 --> 00:21:41,042 - I WISH YOU HAD A CLUE. 405 00:21:41,125 --> 00:21:43,042 - GIVE ME THAT SKULL! 406 00:21:44,458 --> 00:21:49,083 - I WISH YOU TWO HAD NEVER FOUND THAT SKULL! 407 00:21:57,500 --> 00:22:00,000 - AND WHAT SHOW IS THIS WE'RE WATCHING? 408 00:22:00,083 --> 00:22:04,000 - MY FAVORITE. "LAUNDRY DAY." 409 00:22:04,083 --> 00:22:07,417 - BILLY, DO YOU WANT TO BE A TV STAR? 410 00:22:07,500 --> 00:22:09,018 - I WISH. 411 00:22:09,042 --> 00:22:10,667 [HONK] 412 00:22:11,625 --> 00:22:14,125 - WISH GRANTED. 413 00:22:21,083 --> 00:22:22,875 IN SITUATIONS WE DON'T LIKE, 414 00:22:22,958 --> 00:22:24,417 SO LET'S HELP EACH OTHER OUT. 415 00:22:24,500 --> 00:22:25,708 I WISH THAT I WAS FREE 416 00:22:25,792 --> 00:22:27,583 OF BILLY AND MANDY FOREVER 417 00:22:27,667 --> 00:22:30,000 AND THAT YOU WERE FREE FROM YOUR PRISON OF WISHES 418 00:22:30,083 --> 00:22:32,333 AND WOULD NEVER HAVE TO GRANT ANOTHER WISH. 419 00:22:32,417 --> 00:22:36,250 - I'VE HEARD YOUR PROPOSAL. LET'S BROKER A DEAL. 420 00:22:36,333 --> 00:22:43,083 I'll GRANT YOU YOUR WISH, AND WE'LL SEE HOW YOU FEEL. 421 00:22:43,167 --> 00:22:45,083 - NOOOOO! 422 00:22:45,167 --> 00:22:47,792 - HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! 423 00:22:47,875 --> 00:22:50,542 CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP 424 00:22:50,625 --> 00:22:53,145 CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE. www.ncicap.org...