1 00:00:01,667 --> 00:00:04,625 ♪♪ 2 00:00:07,875 --> 00:00:10,292 [LAUGHING] 3 00:00:33,083 --> 00:00:36,208 - THIS STATEMENT IS FALSE. 4 00:00:48,917 --> 00:00:52,292 - PLEASE! 5 00:00:52,375 --> 00:00:54,583 - THE ANSWER IS NO, BILLY. 6 00:00:54,667 --> 00:00:58,000 OWNING A DOG IS A GREAT RESPONSIBILITY. 7 00:00:58,083 --> 00:01:00,083 - BUT THEY'RE FREE! 8 00:01:00,167 --> 00:01:02,583 [BARKING] 9 00:01:03,125 --> 00:01:04,667 AND CUTE! 10 00:01:04,750 --> 00:01:05,750 BESIDES, 11 00:01:05,833 --> 00:01:08,144 YOU KNOW IT'S ALWAYS BEEN MY LIFE'S DREAM 12 00:01:08,168 --> 00:01:09,958 TO HAVE 4 DOGS! 13 00:01:10,042 --> 00:01:11,167 - FACE THE FACTS, BILLY, 14 00:01:11,250 --> 00:01:14,208 YOU AND PETS JUST DON'T MIX. 15 00:01:14,292 --> 00:01:16,500 - DUH HUH HUH HUH HUH! 16 00:01:16,583 --> 00:01:17,458 - YEAH! 17 00:01:17,542 --> 00:01:19,375 REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENED LAST TIME? 18 00:01:19,458 --> 00:01:22,042 - EAT ALL YOUR VEGETABLES, 19 00:01:22,125 --> 00:01:25,208 THEN YOU CAN HAVE SOME WATER. 20 00:01:25,292 --> 00:01:27,292 [GASPING] 21 00:01:27,375 --> 00:01:28,726 - YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. 22 00:01:28,750 --> 00:01:31,042 BUT THIS TIME, IT'S DIFFERENT. 23 00:01:31,125 --> 00:01:34,708 - IN THAT CASE, UH... THE ANSWER IS YES. 24 00:01:34,792 --> 00:01:37,000 BUT YOU CAN ONLY PICK ONE DOG. 25 00:01:37,083 --> 00:01:38,083 - AW! 26 00:01:38,125 --> 00:01:40,375 BUT I WANTED... [SCREAMS] 27 00:01:40,458 --> 00:01:41,458 ALL 4. 28 00:01:41,542 --> 00:01:44,061 - JUST PICK YOUR VICTIM, AND LET'S GO. 29 00:01:44,085 --> 00:01:45,792 - HOLD UP, MANDY! 30 00:01:45,875 --> 00:01:47,917 I JUST CAN'T PICK ANY MUTT. 31 00:01:48,000 --> 00:01:52,875 I'VE GOTTA PICK... MY DREAM MUTT! 32 00:01:52,958 --> 00:01:56,000 - ONE BOY, 4 DOGS! 33 00:01:56,083 --> 00:01:59,083 BUT ONLY ONE DOG GETS THE BOY. 34 00:01:59,167 --> 00:02:01,167 THE OTHERS... 35 00:02:02,417 --> 00:02:05,018 WHICH DOG WILL THE BOY CHOOSE? 36 00:02:05,042 --> 00:02:06,292 WILL IT BE PETUNIA... 37 00:02:06,375 --> 00:02:09,208 THAT PAMPERED POODLE WHO LIVED HIGH ON THE HOG 38 00:02:09,292 --> 00:02:13,018 UNTIL ONE THANKSGIVING... [ALL GASPING] 39 00:02:13,042 --> 00:02:15,083 THAT'S WHEN WE FOUND HER IN A DUMPSTER 40 00:02:15,167 --> 00:02:18,667 BEHIND THE FLAB-BURGER BEGGING FOR MORE. 41 00:02:18,750 --> 00:02:20,792 OR, PERHAPS IT'LL BE DAISY, 42 00:02:20,875 --> 00:02:25,042 THAT PUREBRED PUPPY THAT JUST DIDN'T SELL. 43 00:02:25,125 --> 00:02:29,125 MAYBE IT'S 'CAUSE OF HER FOUL DISPOSITION. 44 00:02:29,208 --> 00:02:30,144 [SNARLS] 45 00:02:30,168 --> 00:02:31,208 OR DIPSY DOODLES, 46 00:02:31,292 --> 00:02:32,958 WHO'S TAKEN TO THE STREETS... 47 00:02:33,042 --> 00:02:36,250 A PLACE SHE JUST DOESN'T SEEM TO GET. 48 00:02:36,333 --> 00:02:39,042 [HONKS HORN] 49 00:02:39,958 --> 00:02:42,375 OR DOES SHE? 50 00:02:42,875 --> 00:02:46,542 NOW, THAT'S WHAT I CALL DOGGY STYLE! 51 00:02:46,625 --> 00:02:48,625 AND FINALLY, TRIGGER, 52 00:02:48,708 --> 00:02:50,500 WHOSE BEEN-THERE, DONE-THAT ATTITUDE 53 00:02:50,583 --> 00:02:55,500 HAS GOT THE BAD BOYS CLAMORING AT HER DOORSTEP. 54 00:02:56,417 --> 00:03:00,375 ALL THAT ON TONIGHT'S SPECIAL EDITION OF "DREAM MUTT," 55 00:03:00,458 --> 00:03:03,042 THE REALITY SHOW THAT BITES! 56 00:03:03,125 --> 00:03:06,500 - SO, WHICH DOG IS IT GONNA BE, DORK? 57 00:03:06,583 --> 00:03:07,792 [STAMMERING] 58 00:03:07,875 --> 00:03:08,958 - I DON'T KNOW, GUYS. 59 00:03:09,042 --> 00:03:12,333 IT SEEMS MY DREAM MUTT HAS CERTAIN QUALITIES 60 00:03:12,417 --> 00:03:13,208 OF EACH ONE. 61 00:03:13,292 --> 00:03:14,958 - UH, THAT MEANS WE'D HAVE TO 62 00:03:15,042 --> 00:03:19,018 MAGICALLY COMBINE ALL 4 DOGS INTO ONE! 63 00:03:19,042 --> 00:03:21,792 BUT HOW ARE WE GONNA DO THAT? 64 00:03:23,542 --> 00:03:26,000 - UGH! HUH? 65 00:03:26,875 --> 00:03:28,083 - GRIM! AHEM! 66 00:03:28,167 --> 00:03:29,000 - FINE! 67 00:03:29,083 --> 00:03:30,083 I'll DO IT. 68 00:03:30,125 --> 00:03:30,917 - ATTABOY. 69 00:03:31,000 --> 00:03:32,083 - THANKS, GRIM. 70 00:03:32,167 --> 00:03:35,125 - SHUT UP AND HOLD STILL. 71 00:03:37,042 --> 00:03:40,018 - SO, WHERE'S MY DREAM MUTT? 72 00:03:40,042 --> 00:03:41,083 - OVER THERE. 73 00:03:41,167 --> 00:03:43,792 [GASPS] 74 00:03:54,875 --> 00:03:58,083 - WAS THAT TRIP REALLY NECESSARY? 75 00:03:58,167 --> 00:04:01,000 [LAUGH TRACK] 76 00:04:03,125 --> 00:04:05,292 - UH... YOU HEAR THAT? 77 00:04:05,375 --> 00:04:06,458 - YEAH. 78 00:04:06,542 --> 00:04:09,083 WHERE'D ALL THAT CREEPY LAUGHTER COME FROM? 79 00:04:10,458 --> 00:04:11,167 [LAUGHTER STOPS] 80 00:04:11,250 --> 00:04:13,375 - DON'T YOU GET IT, MANDY?! 81 00:04:13,458 --> 00:04:16,167 HE'S FUNNY, AND HE'S MY DREAM MUTT. 82 00:04:16,250 --> 00:04:17,833 AND, AND, AND, AND, AND, AND... 83 00:04:17,917 --> 00:04:19,417 - OH, HERE WE GO. 84 00:04:19,500 --> 00:04:20,417 - YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS! 85 00:04:20,500 --> 00:04:22,917 OH, OH! COME TO PAPI! 86 00:04:23,000 --> 00:04:24,458 - HEY, HEY, HEY! 87 00:04:24,542 --> 00:04:27,042 I'M ON MY WAY! 88 00:04:33,167 --> 00:04:36,917 WHICH ONE OF YOU IS UGLY? 89 00:04:37,000 --> 00:04:37,875 OOP! 90 00:04:37,958 --> 00:04:39,333 I MEAN, BILLY? 91 00:04:39,417 --> 00:04:41,167 [LAUGH TRACK] 92 00:04:41,250 --> 00:04:42,125 - HE IS. 93 00:04:42,208 --> 00:04:45,042 - HA HA HA HA HA! YOU AUGGIE! 94 00:04:45,125 --> 00:04:47,833 - NOW, THAT IS UGLY. 95 00:04:47,917 --> 00:04:49,333 [LAUGH TRACK] 96 00:04:49,417 --> 00:04:50,833 [LAUGHING STOPS] 97 00:04:50,917 --> 00:04:52,125 WELL, UGLY, 98 00:04:52,208 --> 00:04:56,208 MY NAME IS SIR WILLIAM WEXELL WINGDING WHIZZLEBANG THE THIRD, 99 00:04:56,292 --> 00:05:00,958 BUT MY FRIENDS CALL ME WIGGY GEE JED. 100 00:05:01,042 --> 00:05:03,542 [LAUGH TRACK] 101 00:05:03,625 --> 00:05:06,667 YOU ARE MY FRIEND, AREN'T YOU, SON? 102 00:05:06,750 --> 00:05:10,750 - OH, YES, MR. WIGGY JIGGY JED, SIR. 103 00:05:10,833 --> 00:05:13,083 - WELL, WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR, 104 00:05:13,167 --> 00:05:15,708 SANTY CLAUS?! 105 00:05:16,583 --> 00:05:19,000 COME ON, UGLY. 106 00:05:19,875 --> 00:05:21,208 - THANKS FOR THE DOG, DAD! 107 00:05:21,292 --> 00:05:22,917 - NO PROBLEMO, SON. 108 00:05:23,000 --> 00:05:24,958 - HEY! WHAT ABOUT ME?! 109 00:05:25,042 --> 00:05:27,667 - WHAT ABOUT YOU, GRIM? 110 00:05:31,042 --> 00:05:32,042 [SNIFFLES] 111 00:05:32,125 --> 00:05:33,102 - AW. 112 00:05:33,126 --> 00:05:36,458 I JUST KNOW THEY'LL BE BEST FRIENDS FOREVER. 113 00:05:37,167 --> 00:05:39,208 - I GIVE IT ONE DAY. 114 00:05:39,292 --> 00:05:40,292 - ONE BOY! 115 00:05:40,375 --> 00:05:42,375 HAS HE FOUND HIS DREAM MUTT? 116 00:05:42,458 --> 00:05:45,042 OR WILL IT ONLY LAST ONE DAY? 117 00:05:45,125 --> 00:05:50,000 FIND OUT ON TONIGHT'S EDITION OF "DREAM MUTT, PART TWO," 118 00:05:50,083 --> 00:05:52,375 AFTER THE FINALS ELECTION. 119 00:05:52,458 --> 00:05:54,000 AND TO START OUR SHOW, 120 00:05:54,083 --> 00:05:58,792 WE HAVE MANDY WITH HER FORECAST OF DOOM. 121 00:05:58,875 --> 00:06:02,125 - YEAH, IT'S ALWAYS THE SAME STORY WITH BILLY. 122 00:06:02,208 --> 00:06:04,625 HIM AND HIS NEW PET ARE INSEPARABLE. 123 00:06:04,708 --> 00:06:07,417 [BOTH LAUGHING INANELY] 124 00:06:09,000 --> 00:06:11,833 HAVING THE TIME OF THEIR PATHETIC LIVES. 125 00:06:11,917 --> 00:06:15,458 - YOU'RE MY BEST FRIEND! - YOU'RE MY BEST FRIEND! 126 00:06:16,083 --> 00:06:18,792 - YOU'RE MY BEST FRIEND! - YOU'RE MY BEST FRIEND! 127 00:06:18,875 --> 00:06:20,417 - LIKE TWO PIGS IN MUD. 128 00:06:20,500 --> 00:06:23,125 - YOU'RE MY BEST FRIEND! - YOU'RE MY BEST FRIEND! 129 00:06:23,208 --> 00:06:25,750 - A TRULY NAUSEATING SIGHT. 130 00:06:25,833 --> 00:06:28,292 [BOTH LAUGHING] 131 00:06:28,375 --> 00:06:29,375 [RETCHES] 132 00:06:29,458 --> 00:06:31,375 - THAT'S DISGUSTING! - THAT'S DISGUSTING! 133 00:06:31,458 --> 00:06:34,042 - THEN THINGS ALWAYS GO WRONG. 134 00:06:34,125 --> 00:06:39,542 HORRIBLY, HORRIBLY, HORRIBLY WRONG. 135 00:06:40,125 --> 00:06:43,708 - THIS IS YOUR NEW HOME, WIGGY JIGGY JED! 136 00:06:43,792 --> 00:06:46,125 COME ON! I'll GIVE YOU A TOUR. 137 00:06:46,208 --> 00:06:51,875 KITCHEN... BATHROOM... LIVING ROOM... DEN. 138 00:06:53,083 --> 00:06:54,976 [SQUAWK] 139 00:06:55,000 --> 00:06:56,750 OH, YEAH. HEE HEE HEE! 140 00:06:56,833 --> 00:06:59,042 WE DON'T HAVE A DEN. 141 00:07:02,583 --> 00:07:04,250 OH, YEAH! AND THE BASEMENT... 142 00:07:04,333 --> 00:07:08,833 WHERE GRIM KEEPS HIS CRAZY CHEST OF ULTIMATE POWER! 143 00:07:08,917 --> 00:07:12,375 YEP. ANYTHING YOUR HEART DESIRES. 144 00:07:12,458 --> 00:07:13,375 - ANYTHING? 145 00:07:13,458 --> 00:07:14,542 - ANYTHING. 146 00:07:14,625 --> 00:07:17,125 - ANYTHING! 147 00:07:18,958 --> 00:07:21,250 - AND THIS IS MY BEDROOM. 148 00:07:21,333 --> 00:07:24,083 PRETTY NICE BED, EH, JED? 149 00:07:24,167 --> 00:07:27,083 - WELL... IT'S BEEN A LONG DAY. 150 00:07:27,375 --> 00:07:29,958 AND IT'S TIME TO HIT THE HAY. 151 00:07:30,042 --> 00:07:33,208 SO, BOMB'S AWAY! 152 00:07:37,417 --> 00:07:40,875 - NO! 153 00:07:42,167 --> 00:07:44,375 BAD DOG! 154 00:07:49,458 --> 00:07:51,125 THIS IS MY BED! 155 00:07:51,208 --> 00:07:52,542 YOU'RE A FILTHY ANIMAL, 156 00:07:52,625 --> 00:07:53,792 AND MOM SAYS FILTHY ANIMALS 157 00:07:53,875 --> 00:07:56,583 SLEEP OUTSIDE IN THE FILTHY DOGHOUSE. 158 00:07:56,667 --> 00:07:57,667 - SORRY, KING TUT, 159 00:07:57,750 --> 00:08:00,102 BUT THIS MUTT DON'T SLEEP IN NO HUT. 160 00:08:00,126 --> 00:08:03,667 SO, YOU CAN JUST KISS MY CANDY-STRIPPED... 161 00:08:03,750 --> 00:08:04,750 - EW! AND ANOTHER THING, 162 00:08:05,292 --> 00:08:07,375 STOP THAT RHYMING JUNK, TOO. 163 00:08:07,458 --> 00:08:09,708 IT'S GIVING ME A HEADACHE. 164 00:08:14,375 --> 00:08:15,417 YEAH. 165 00:08:15,500 --> 00:08:18,083 AND KNOCK OFF THAT CORNY WALK CYCLE MUSIC. 166 00:08:18,167 --> 00:08:20,417 PEOPLE ARE TRYING TO SLEEP. 167 00:08:20,500 --> 00:08:25,292 - THAT, SIR, IS WHERE I DRAW THE LINE! 168 00:08:28,833 --> 00:08:29,750 - YEAH, YEAH. 169 00:08:29,833 --> 00:08:31,833 YOU CAN DRAW LINES ON YOUR OWN TIME. 170 00:08:31,917 --> 00:08:34,333 [GRUNTING] 171 00:08:35,833 --> 00:08:38,250 YOU'RE MY BEST FRIEND! 172 00:08:38,333 --> 00:08:40,958 [LAUGHING] 173 00:08:41,042 --> 00:08:43,042 - IF JED DON'T GET A BED, 174 00:08:43,125 --> 00:08:45,917 HE GETS RED IN THE HEAD. 175 00:08:46,000 --> 00:08:49,061 - YEAH, WELL, I DISAGREE WITH MANDY'S FORECAST OF DOOM. 176 00:08:49,085 --> 00:08:51,042 I STILL SAY THEY'LL BE BEST FRIENDS FOREVER 177 00:08:51,125 --> 00:08:53,667 'CAUSE WHEN IT COMES TO MATTERS OF THE HEART, 178 00:08:53,750 --> 00:08:56,292 BILLY IS... - DOOMED. 179 00:08:56,375 --> 00:08:58,458 - YEAH, YOU'RE RIGHT. 180 00:08:58,542 --> 00:09:00,875 - NOW, GET DOWN. 181 00:09:01,667 --> 00:09:02,417 [SIGHS] 182 00:09:02,500 --> 00:09:04,875 - WELL, I GOTTA GO DROP A DEUCE. 183 00:09:04,958 --> 00:09:06,417 AW, CRUD! 184 00:09:07,292 --> 00:09:08,583 [SNORING] 185 00:09:08,667 --> 00:09:11,144 - YEAH, WIGGY JIGGY JED IS MY DREAM DOG. 186 00:09:11,168 --> 00:09:14,292 HE'S MY BEST FRIEND EVER. I'll NEVER LET HIM GO. 187 00:09:14,375 --> 00:09:15,792 [SNORES] 188 00:09:15,875 --> 00:09:18,250 BUT IF THAT FILTHY MUTT EVER TRIES TO SLEEP IN MY BED AGAIN, 189 00:09:18,333 --> 00:09:21,000 I'll SPANK HIM WITH TURKEY LEG. 190 00:09:21,083 --> 00:09:22,708 [SNORES] 191 00:09:22,792 --> 00:09:24,958 YEAH, I GOT A LIMOUSINE. 192 00:09:25,042 --> 00:09:27,458 [SNORING] 193 00:09:29,042 --> 00:09:32,125 - I SAID, IF JED DON'T GET NO BED, 194 00:09:32,208 --> 00:09:34,083 HE GETS RED IN THE HEAD. 195 00:09:34,167 --> 00:09:36,018 AND ONE HECK OF AN APPETITE. 196 00:09:36,042 --> 00:09:38,083 [LAUGH TRACK] 197 00:09:38,167 --> 00:09:39,792 I'll THINK I'll JUST FIND MY WAY. 198 00:09:39,875 --> 00:09:42,542 TO THE GROCERY TYPE KITCHEN. 199 00:09:42,625 --> 00:09:45,167 ON SECOND THOUGHT... 200 00:09:45,792 --> 00:09:51,125 ANYTHING I DESIRE DON'T SOUND TOO SHABBY NEITHER. 201 00:09:56,042 --> 00:09:57,833 [SNORING] 202 00:09:57,917 --> 00:09:59,750 [DRILL WHIRRING] 203 00:09:59,833 --> 00:10:01,042 [MOTOR RUNNING] 204 00:10:01,125 --> 00:10:04,208 - SOUNDS LIKE SOMEONE'S MESSING WITH GRIM'S TRUNK. 205 00:10:08,417 --> 00:10:11,208 I BETTER GO CHECK IT OUT. 206 00:10:12,625 --> 00:10:14,250 NO, JIGGY! 207 00:10:14,333 --> 00:10:15,625 WIGGY JIGGY JED! 208 00:10:15,708 --> 00:10:16,833 - HELLO, UGLY. 209 00:10:16,917 --> 00:10:17,625 - WHATCHA DOING? 210 00:10:17,708 --> 00:10:19,250 - I'M BUILDING A HANDY, DANDY 211 00:10:19,333 --> 00:10:20,625 DOOMSDAY TYPE DEVICE... 212 00:10:20,708 --> 00:10:25,167 ENGINEERED FOR COMPLETE AND TOTAL GLOBAL DOMINATION... 213 00:10:25,250 --> 00:10:27,542 OF BEDS. 214 00:10:27,625 --> 00:10:29,042 WITH IT, I'll STEAL EVERY BED. 215 00:10:29,125 --> 00:10:32,042 IN EVERY BEDROOM IN EVERY CITY... 216 00:10:33,083 --> 00:10:35,750 INCLUDING FUTON, TRUNDLE, AND BUNK... 217 00:10:35,833 --> 00:10:37,750 SO I CAN SLEEP LIKE A KING 218 00:10:37,833 --> 00:10:42,375 IN A DIFFERENT BED EVERY NIGHT FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE! 219 00:10:42,458 --> 00:10:46,875 THAT'S RIGHT... MY MATTRESSES FREE! 220 00:10:50,667 --> 00:10:52,750 OH, YOU'RE KILLING ME, UGLY. 221 00:10:52,833 --> 00:10:54,042 - WOW. 222 00:10:54,125 --> 00:10:56,059 ALL THIS 'CAUSE I WOULDN'T LET YOU SLEEP IN MY BED? 223 00:10:56,083 --> 00:10:56,833 - YEP. 224 00:10:56,917 --> 00:10:58,333 [LAUGH TRACK] 225 00:10:58,417 --> 00:10:59,417 - OH. 226 00:10:59,500 --> 00:11:06,750 MANDY! 227 00:11:06,833 --> 00:11:07,833 HELP! 228 00:11:07,917 --> 00:11:10,083 JIGGY JED'S GONE BERSERKO, FREAKO, AND... 229 00:11:10,167 --> 00:11:13,042 - YEAH, WE'RE WAY AHEAD OF YOU, DORKWHIZ. 230 00:11:13,125 --> 00:11:14,000 GRIM? 231 00:11:14,083 --> 00:11:15,125 - RIGHT. 232 00:11:15,208 --> 00:11:16,458 - GIVE HIM THIS. 233 00:11:16,542 --> 00:11:17,708 [SNIFFS] 234 00:11:17,792 --> 00:11:19,500 - GELATIN? 235 00:11:20,083 --> 00:11:21,083 - NO, BILLY! 236 00:11:21,167 --> 00:11:22,417 THAT'S NOT GELATIN! 237 00:11:22,500 --> 00:11:25,167 [MUMBLING] 238 00:11:26,083 --> 00:11:27,083 - IT AIN'T? 239 00:11:27,167 --> 00:11:28,875 - IT'S PRIMORDIAL OOZE. 240 00:11:28,958 --> 00:11:30,976 IT'LL FIX EVERYTHING. 241 00:11:31,000 --> 00:11:32,125 - THANKS, DAD! 242 00:11:32,208 --> 00:11:33,875 - NO PROBLEMO, SON! 243 00:11:33,958 --> 00:11:36,042 - HEY! WHAT ABOUT ME?! 244 00:11:36,125 --> 00:11:38,292 - WHAT ABOUT YOU? 245 00:11:40,000 --> 00:11:42,750 [SCREAMING] 246 00:11:43,708 --> 00:11:46,917 - THIS SURE BEATS A MIDNIGHT SNACK, 247 00:11:47,000 --> 00:11:48,000 EH, JACK? 248 00:11:48,042 --> 00:11:49,125 [LAUGH TRACK] 249 00:11:49,208 --> 00:11:51,458 - HEY, WIGGY JIGGY JED? 250 00:11:51,542 --> 00:11:52,976 - YEAH? 251 00:11:53,000 --> 00:11:55,000 - PRESENT FOR YA. 252 00:11:55,083 --> 00:11:56,542 [LAUGH TRACK] 253 00:11:56,625 --> 00:11:59,458 TEE HEE HEE HEE! 254 00:12:01,333 --> 00:12:06,208 - AND YOU SAW IT ALL HERE ON "DREAM MUTT TWO." 255 00:12:06,292 --> 00:12:07,875 - YEAH, JIGGY WAS A GREAT DOG, 256 00:12:07,958 --> 00:12:09,143 AND I'M SORRY IT DIDN'T WORK OUT AND ALL, 257 00:12:09,167 --> 00:12:10,887 BUT HE'S, YOU KNOW, NOT DREAM MUTT MATERIAL, 258 00:12:10,917 --> 00:12:13,542 WHAT, WITH HIS EVIL PLANS TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD AND ALL. 259 00:12:13,625 --> 00:12:15,458 WE JUST DON'T HAVE ENOUGH COMMON GOALS, 260 00:12:15,542 --> 00:12:17,333 NOT ON THE SAME PAGE. 261 00:12:17,417 --> 00:12:18,417 MMM! 262 00:12:18,500 --> 00:12:21,667 I DID GET THIS REALLY COOL HAT, THOUGH. 263 00:12:33,167 --> 00:12:37,125 - HEY, BOYS AND GIRLS, FEELING BORED? 264 00:12:37,208 --> 00:12:38,000 - YEAH! 265 00:12:38,083 --> 00:12:39,583 - NOTHING TO DO? 266 00:12:39,667 --> 00:12:40,500 - UH-HUH. 267 00:12:40,583 --> 00:12:42,144 - FEEL LIKE BASHING YOUR HEAD IN 268 00:12:42,168 --> 00:12:46,583 WITH A MARSUPIAL JUST TO RELIEVE THE BOREDOM? 269 00:12:46,667 --> 00:12:49,542 - GET TO THE POINT, ANNOUNCER GUY! 270 00:12:49,625 --> 00:12:51,125 - THEN CHECK THIS OUT! 271 00:12:51,208 --> 00:12:54,708 INTRODUCING THE AMAZING SEA CRITTERS, 272 00:12:54,792 --> 00:12:57,018 THE BEST PETS YOU'LL EVER OWN! 273 00:12:57,042 --> 00:12:58,042 DROP THEM IN WATER, 274 00:12:58,083 --> 00:13:01,708 AND INSTANTLY, THEY MULTIPLY! 275 00:13:03,333 --> 00:13:04,625 NOW, PAY ATTENTION, KIDS, 276 00:13:04,708 --> 00:13:08,000 'CAUSE HERE'S HOW YOU ORDER THE AMAZING SEA CRITTERS! 277 00:13:08,083 --> 00:13:09,250 - HOW? HOW? HOW? HOW? HOW?! 278 00:13:09,333 --> 00:13:10,583 I WANT! I WANT! I WANT! 279 00:13:10,667 --> 00:13:15,292 - JUST SEND 49.95... TO ME! 280 00:13:15,375 --> 00:13:16,976 AT MY HOUSE. 281 00:13:17,000 --> 00:13:18,542 SO, ACT FAST! 282 00:13:18,625 --> 00:13:22,625 - I'll BE YOUR BESTEST FRIEND! 283 00:13:22,958 --> 00:13:28,018 - I MUST HAVE THOSE SEA CRITTERS! 284 00:13:28,042 --> 00:13:30,042 BUT I DON'T GOTS NO MONEY. 285 00:13:30,125 --> 00:13:33,500 - YOU COULD HAVE A YARD SALE! 286 00:13:34,375 --> 00:13:35,167 - HEY. 287 00:13:35,250 --> 00:13:39,000 I COULD HAVE A YARD SALE! 288 00:13:39,917 --> 00:13:41,018 - HA HA HA HA! 289 00:13:41,042 --> 00:13:42,958 WHAT AN IDIOT. 290 00:13:43,917 --> 00:13:46,625 - WHAT THE HECK IS GOING ON... 291 00:13:48,667 --> 00:13:50,018 THERE BETTER BE A GOOD REASON 292 00:13:50,042 --> 00:13:51,583 I JUST GOT HIT WITH A WATERMELON. 293 00:13:51,667 --> 00:13:54,750 - I'M MAKING SAMMICHES FOR MY YARD SALE! 294 00:13:54,833 --> 00:13:58,042 - I DON'T EVEN WANT TO KNOW WHAT THIS IS ABOUT. 295 00:14:01,542 --> 00:14:02,667 - WANT TO TRY ONE, GRIM? 296 00:14:02,750 --> 00:14:03,750 - I GUESS IF IT KILLS ME, 297 00:14:03,792 --> 00:14:06,958 I WON'T HAVE TO DEAL WITH YOU ANY MORE. 298 00:14:08,083 --> 00:14:10,417 BILLY... WHASH YOU MAKE DISH WIFF? 299 00:14:10,500 --> 00:14:11,833 THISH ISH HARD AS A ROCK. 300 00:14:11,917 --> 00:14:14,792 - FROM THE EXPIRED MOLDY STUFF IN THE BACK OF THE FRIDGE! 301 00:14:14,875 --> 00:14:19,208 - ETHCUSE ME WHILE I GO THAND DOWN ME TEETH. 302 00:14:23,833 --> 00:14:25,958 - ALL RIGHT, BILLY, WHAT'S GOING ON? 303 00:14:26,042 --> 00:14:27,268 - I'M TRYING TO SELL SOME USELESS JUNK 304 00:14:27,292 --> 00:14:30,708 I FOUND AROUND THE HOUSE SO I CAN I BUY ME SEA CRITTERS! 305 00:14:30,792 --> 00:14:32,625 - HOW DO YOU EXPECT TO MAKE ANY MONEY 306 00:14:32,708 --> 00:14:35,208 IF YOU HAVE NO CUSTOMERS? 307 00:14:35,292 --> 00:14:37,083 - DUH. 308 00:14:37,167 --> 00:14:41,000 OH, PLEASE, MANDY, BUY SOMETHING FROM ME! 309 00:14:41,083 --> 00:14:42,625 I KNOW! 310 00:14:42,708 --> 00:14:46,018 HOW 'BOUT A PAIR OF MY UNDERWEAR? 311 00:14:46,042 --> 00:14:47,333 [SNIFFING] 312 00:14:47,417 --> 00:14:48,708 SLIGHTLY USED. 313 00:14:48,792 --> 00:14:50,250 - THOSE AREN'T YOURS. 314 00:14:50,333 --> 00:14:52,375 [SNIFFING] 315 00:14:52,458 --> 00:14:53,833 - OH, YEAH! 316 00:14:53,917 --> 00:14:55,500 THOSE WERE MY GRANDPA'S. 317 00:14:55,583 --> 00:14:56,583 - HI, MANDY. 318 00:14:56,667 --> 00:14:57,917 WANT TO RIDE IN MY WAGON? 319 00:14:58,000 --> 00:15:03,083 - ERWIN, CAN'T YOU SEE I'M EXTREMELY BUSY RIGHT NOW? 320 00:15:05,708 --> 00:15:07,458 - OH. OK. 321 00:15:08,000 --> 00:15:09,625 - LATER, DWEEBS. 322 00:15:09,708 --> 00:15:12,083 - WANT TO BUY SOMETHING AT MY YARD SALE, ERWIN? 323 00:15:12,167 --> 00:15:13,167 - NOT REALLY. 324 00:15:13,250 --> 00:15:13,875 - COME ON! 325 00:15:13,958 --> 00:15:15,000 - I SAID NO. 326 00:15:15,083 --> 00:15:16,601 - COME ON, COME ON, COME ON, COME ON, COME ON, COME ON, 327 00:15:16,625 --> 00:15:18,643 COME ON, COME ON, COME ON, COME ON, COME ON, COME ON, COME ON, 328 00:15:18,667 --> 00:15:20,518 COME ON, COME ON, COME ON, COME ON, COME ON, COME ON, 329 00:15:20,542 --> 00:15:23,875 COME ON, COME ON, COME ON, COME ON, COME ON, COME ON! 330 00:15:23,958 --> 00:15:27,417 - ALL RIGHT, I'll BUY SOMETHING! 331 00:15:30,000 --> 00:15:32,167 HOW MUCH ARE THOSE GOLF CLUBS? 332 00:15:32,250 --> 00:15:34,125 - UH, I DON'T KNOW. 333 00:15:34,208 --> 00:15:35,375 MAKES ME AN OFFER. 334 00:15:35,458 --> 00:15:36,125 - A DOLLAR. 335 00:15:36,208 --> 00:15:37,625 - NOPE. - 50 CENTS. 336 00:15:37,708 --> 00:15:38,375 - CAN'T DO IT. 337 00:15:38,458 --> 00:15:40,061 - A QUARTER. - YOU WISH! 338 00:15:40,085 --> 00:15:41,417 - NICKEL! - YO MOMMA! 339 00:15:41,500 --> 00:15:43,833 - TWO CENTS! - GETTING WARMER! 340 00:15:43,917 --> 00:15:47,458 - A SMASHED AMUSEMENT PARK PENNY I FOUND! 341 00:15:47,542 --> 00:15:49,250 - SOLD! 342 00:15:49,833 --> 00:15:53,018 PLEASURE DOING BUSINESS WITH YOU... 343 00:15:53,042 --> 00:15:54,750 SUCKER. 344 00:15:54,833 --> 00:15:57,333 - HEY, BILLY, HAVE YOU SEEN ME SCYTHE? 345 00:15:57,417 --> 00:15:58,458 - I JUST SOLD IT TO ERWIN 346 00:15:58,542 --> 00:16:01,458 FOR A CRUMMY SMASHED AMUSEMENT PARK PENNY. 347 00:16:01,542 --> 00:16:02,792 - YOU WHAT?! 348 00:16:02,875 --> 00:16:06,625 - I JUST SOLD IT TO IRWIN! 349 00:16:06,708 --> 00:16:08,083 - DO YOU REALIZE WHAT CAN HAPPEN 350 00:16:08,167 --> 00:16:10,958 IF ME SCYTHE GETS INTO THE WRONG HANDS? 351 00:16:11,042 --> 00:16:12,917 - I SURE DO! 352 00:16:13,000 --> 00:16:14,083 I MEAN, NO. 353 00:16:14,167 --> 00:16:16,708 - IT COULD CAUSE MASS DESTRUCTION AND CHAOS, 354 00:16:16,792 --> 00:16:18,500 CREATING AN IMBALANCE IN THE UNIVERSE, 355 00:16:18,583 --> 00:16:22,292 AND BRINGING ABOUT THE END OF TIME AS WE KNOW IT. 356 00:16:23,125 --> 00:16:26,917 - YOU MAKE FUNNY FACES WHEN YOU'RE ANGRY. 357 00:16:27,417 --> 00:16:29,125 - WHY DOESN'T MANDY LIKE ME? 358 00:16:29,208 --> 00:16:30,417 [GLASS BREAKS] 359 00:16:30,500 --> 00:16:34,208 WHAT DO I HAVE TO DO TO MAKE THE WOMAN NOTICE ME? 360 00:16:34,292 --> 00:16:35,000 OH. 361 00:16:35,083 --> 00:16:36,018 [MAN SCREAMS] 362 00:16:36,042 --> 00:16:37,726 IF ONLY THERE WAS A WAY TO BE INSTANTLY COOLER 363 00:16:37,750 --> 00:16:39,500 WITHOUT REALLY TRYING. 364 00:16:39,583 --> 00:16:42,292 - THAT WASN'T A BAD DRIVE... FOR A GUY. 365 00:16:42,375 --> 00:16:46,167 - WELL, FOR A CHICK... [SCREAMING] 366 00:16:46,250 --> 00:16:49,083 - AAGH! 367 00:16:49,167 --> 00:16:51,375 [SNARLING] 368 00:16:51,458 --> 00:16:55,042 - BILLY MUST HAVE SOLD ME GRIM'S SCYTHE! 369 00:16:55,125 --> 00:16:57,018 [LAUGHING] 370 00:16:57,042 --> 00:17:02,708 WITH ITS POWER, I CAN MAKE MANDY LIKE ME. 371 00:17:02,792 --> 00:17:05,083 [LAUGHING] 372 00:17:05,167 --> 00:17:08,667 - UH, YEAH, BUT YOU'RE STILL A DORK! 373 00:17:08,750 --> 00:17:10,167 - OH. 374 00:17:10,250 --> 00:17:11,250 - SO, NOW WHAT? 375 00:17:11,333 --> 00:17:13,417 HOW THE HECK ARE WE GOING TO FIND IRWIN? 376 00:17:13,500 --> 00:17:14,417 - I DON'T KNOW. 377 00:17:14,500 --> 00:17:16,125 BUT A 4-EYED GEEK WIELDING A WEAPON 378 00:17:16,208 --> 00:17:18,125 WITH UNNATURAL DESTRUCTIVE NERD POWER 379 00:17:18,208 --> 00:17:19,708 SHOULDN'T BE THAT HARD TO FIND. 380 00:17:19,792 --> 00:17:21,667 - HERE, SCYTHY, SCYTHY, SCYTHY! 381 00:17:21,750 --> 00:17:23,417 HERE, SCYTHY! 382 00:17:23,500 --> 00:17:25,750 YOU'RE NOT LITTLE SCYTHY! 383 00:17:25,833 --> 00:17:28,958 - GET OUT OF MY HOUSE! 384 00:17:29,417 --> 00:17:30,750 - WHAT THE HECK?! 385 00:17:30,833 --> 00:17:32,125 - LOOK, MANDY! 386 00:17:32,208 --> 00:17:34,792 [SCREAMING] 387 00:17:34,875 --> 00:17:37,042 - THERE'S SOMETHING YOU DON'T SEE EVERY DAY. 388 00:17:37,125 --> 00:17:39,000 - IT'S GOT TO BE MY SCYTHE AT WORK. 389 00:17:39,083 --> 00:17:41,000 WE'VE GOT TO STOP THAT KID. 390 00:17:41,083 --> 00:17:42,083 - YOU SEE, KIDS, 391 00:17:42,167 --> 00:17:46,125 PLAYING WITH SCYTHES ISN'T COOL OR FUN. 392 00:17:46,208 --> 00:17:47,185 - IT'S DANGEROUS! 393 00:17:47,209 --> 00:17:50,167 - SO, IF YOU SHOULD EVER FIND A SCYTHE, 394 00:17:50,250 --> 00:17:51,583 DON'T PICK IT UP. 395 00:17:51,667 --> 00:17:55,000 - TELL AN ADULT IMMEDIATELY! 396 00:17:57,208 --> 00:17:59,333 - HE'S AROUND HERE SOMEWHERE. 397 00:17:59,417 --> 00:18:00,458 I CAN FEEL IT. 398 00:18:00,542 --> 00:18:01,208 - UH, GRIM? 399 00:18:01,292 --> 00:18:02,792 - NOT RIGHT NOW, BILLY. 400 00:18:02,875 --> 00:18:04,125 GRIM'S TRYING TO THINK. 401 00:18:04,208 --> 00:18:05,292 - BUT, GRIM... - LOOK! 402 00:18:05,375 --> 00:18:08,042 DON'T MAKE ME HAVE TO LOCK YOU IN THE CELLAR AGAIN, BOY. 403 00:18:08,125 --> 00:18:09,208 - HI, GIRLS. 404 00:18:09,292 --> 00:18:11,125 LOOKING FOR ME? 405 00:18:11,208 --> 00:18:13,958 - YOU, STUPID BOY, GIVE ME BACK ME SCYTHE! 406 00:18:14,042 --> 00:18:16,250 - AND GIVE UP THE ONLY OPPORTUNITY 407 00:18:16,333 --> 00:18:19,125 I'll EVER HAVE TO BE COOL? 408 00:18:19,208 --> 00:18:22,000 UH... NO! 409 00:18:25,000 --> 00:18:26,292 - YAY! 410 00:18:26,375 --> 00:18:27,833 MMM! 411 00:18:27,917 --> 00:18:30,125 SLIMY! 412 00:18:30,208 --> 00:18:31,542 - BILLY, GET OFF OF ME! 413 00:18:31,625 --> 00:18:34,917 - WANT TO GO FOR A RIDE NOW, MANDY? 414 00:18:35,000 --> 00:18:37,417 - I'll NEVER GO WITH YOU, GEEK-FACE. 415 00:18:37,500 --> 00:18:39,792 - OH! I WANT TO GO! I WANT TO GO! 416 00:18:39,875 --> 00:18:42,250 - SORRY, BILLY, BUT THIS SEAT IS RESERVED 417 00:18:42,333 --> 00:18:44,875 FOR ONLY ONE PERSON! 418 00:18:46,750 --> 00:18:48,125 [GROANING] 419 00:18:48,208 --> 00:18:50,667 NOW, MANDY, COME TO ME! 420 00:18:50,750 --> 00:18:52,833 - NO, MANDY, DON'T DO IT! 421 00:18:52,917 --> 00:18:57,458 - HE'S JUST SO DREAMY! 422 00:19:02,250 --> 00:19:03,625 - HOLD ON, MANDY! 423 00:19:03,708 --> 00:19:05,375 I'M COMING TO SAVE YOU! 424 00:19:05,458 --> 00:19:08,125 [GRUNTING] 425 00:19:08,750 --> 00:19:10,250 - YAY! YAY! YAY! 426 00:19:10,333 --> 00:19:11,125 - GET OFF OF ME, BILLY! 427 00:19:11,208 --> 00:19:14,042 - FINALLY WE CAN BE TOGETHER. 428 00:19:14,125 --> 00:19:17,000 I'VE DREAMT ABOUT THIS MOMENT FOR OH SO LONG. 429 00:19:17,083 --> 00:19:19,167 IT COULDN'T BE ANY MORE PERFECT! 430 00:19:19,250 --> 00:19:21,667 - YOU'RE STILL A DORK, BUDDY! 431 00:19:21,750 --> 00:19:22,792 - OH. 432 00:19:22,875 --> 00:19:24,375 LET'S JUST GO. 433 00:19:25,167 --> 00:19:26,167 THIS ISN'T OVER, BOY. 434 00:19:26,250 --> 00:19:29,000 YOU BETTER BELIEVE I'M COMING FOR ME SCYTHE. 435 00:19:29,083 --> 00:19:30,208 - YEE-HAW! 436 00:19:30,292 --> 00:19:31,042 YOW! 437 00:19:31,125 --> 00:19:35,125 - FOR THE LAST TIME, GET OFF OF ME! 438 00:19:35,208 --> 00:19:37,708 - ISN'T THIS ROMANTIC, MANDY? 439 00:19:37,792 --> 00:19:39,958 THERE'S SOMETHING I'VE BEEN WANTING TO TELL YOU 440 00:19:40,042 --> 00:19:41,083 FOR QUITE SOME TIME NOW. 441 00:19:41,167 --> 00:19:46,458 I'M SO EXCITED, I FEEL LIKE MY HEART'S ABOUT TO BURST. 442 00:19:46,542 --> 00:19:53,833 MANDY, I THINK I... I L-L-I... [GURGLING] 443 00:19:54,292 --> 00:19:56,000 - DORK! 444 00:19:56,083 --> 00:19:57,125 - OH, MANDY, 445 00:19:57,208 --> 00:20:00,458 OUR TIME TOGETHER HAS MEANT SO MUCH TO ME. 446 00:20:00,542 --> 00:20:03,083 I PICKED THIS FLOWER FOR YOU AS A... 447 00:20:03,167 --> 00:20:04,250 - EXCUSE ME, SIR, 448 00:20:04,333 --> 00:20:05,476 WOULD YOU HAPPEN TO HAVE THE TIME? 449 00:20:05,500 --> 00:20:08,083 - LOOK, I'M KIND OF GETTING MY GROOVE ON, 450 00:20:08,167 --> 00:20:09,083 IF YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING. 451 00:20:09,167 --> 00:20:12,542 - MY! WHAT A NICE-LOOKING SCYTHE YOU HAVE TODAY. 452 00:20:12,625 --> 00:20:13,750 WHERE DID YOU GET IT? 453 00:20:13,833 --> 00:20:16,208 - I STOLE IT FROM THE GRIM REAPER, ALL RIGHT? 454 00:20:16,292 --> 00:20:19,458 NOW, IF YOU DON'T MIND, I... WAIT A SECOND. 455 00:20:19,542 --> 00:20:20,833 YOU LOOK FAMILIAR. 456 00:20:20,917 --> 00:20:22,083 DO I KNOW YOU FROM SOMEWHERE? 457 00:20:22,167 --> 00:20:23,708 - YOU SURE DON'T, IRWIN. 458 00:20:23,792 --> 00:20:25,333 - OH, OK. 459 00:20:25,417 --> 00:20:26,417 BILLY! - MANDY! 460 00:20:27,042 --> 00:20:28,042 SNAP OUT OF IT! 461 00:20:28,125 --> 00:20:30,167 IRWIN'S USING MY SCYTHE TO CONTROL YOU. 462 00:20:30,250 --> 00:20:31,500 YOU GOTTA FIGHT IT. 463 00:20:31,583 --> 00:20:32,958 [GROANING] 464 00:20:33,042 --> 00:20:35,708 - GRIM, IS THAT YOU? 465 00:20:35,792 --> 00:20:37,250 - YES, MANDY, IT'S ME! 466 00:20:37,333 --> 00:20:39,000 - OH, NO YOU DON'T! 467 00:20:39,083 --> 00:20:41,125 - WHAT THE HECK IS GOING ON? 468 00:20:41,208 --> 00:20:44,667 IRWIN IS MY BOYFRIEND. 469 00:20:44,750 --> 00:20:45,625 - NO! 470 00:20:45,708 --> 00:20:48,125 - YOU'RE GONNA PAY FOR THAT, GRIM! 471 00:20:48,208 --> 00:20:49,042 - HEY, BARF-FACE, 472 00:20:49,125 --> 00:20:51,833 BET YOU CAN'T ZAP ME WITH YOUR STUPID SCYTHE! 473 00:20:51,917 --> 00:20:54,042 - YOU ASKED FOR IT! 474 00:20:54,125 --> 00:20:55,542 - NOPE. MISSED ME. 475 00:20:55,625 --> 00:20:57,333 TRY AGAIN! UH-UH! 476 00:20:57,417 --> 00:20:59,250 YOU GOT NOTHING! 477 00:20:59,333 --> 00:21:00,917 - RRARRR! 478 00:21:01,000 --> 00:21:02,042 YOU'RE GONNA GET IT, BILLY 479 00:21:02,125 --> 00:21:04,167 WHAT THE... WHO DID THAT? 480 00:21:04,250 --> 00:21:06,000 - INCOMING! 481 00:21:07,167 --> 00:21:07,833 - HA! 482 00:21:07,917 --> 00:21:09,083 IS THAT ALL YOU GOT? 483 00:21:09,167 --> 00:21:10,083 - DARN. 484 00:21:10,167 --> 00:21:12,000 WE NEED SOMETHING HARDER THAN ROCKS. 485 00:21:12,083 --> 00:21:14,000 - I GOT IT! 486 00:21:19,583 --> 00:21:20,625 - OW! 487 00:21:20,708 --> 00:21:22,000 OOF! 488 00:21:26,792 --> 00:21:28,625 - MINE! 489 00:21:29,000 --> 00:21:30,000 - GET A ROOM. 490 00:21:30,083 --> 00:21:32,958 - MANDY, YOU'RE BACK TO NORMAL. 491 00:21:34,250 --> 00:21:35,250 - MANDY? 492 00:21:35,333 --> 00:21:36,333 - YOU KNOW, IRWIN, 493 00:21:36,417 --> 00:21:38,144 THE THING ABOUT CRUSHES IS 494 00:21:38,168 --> 00:21:41,000 THEY ALWAYS HURT IN THE END. 495 00:21:41,083 --> 00:21:45,125 THAT'S WHY THEY'RE CALLED CRUSHES. 496 00:21:45,208 --> 00:21:46,125 - SO, BILLY, 497 00:21:46,208 --> 00:21:47,792 HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR NEW SEA CRITTER? 498 00:21:47,875 --> 00:21:50,083 - NOT VERY MUCH. 499 00:21:50,917 --> 00:21:52,583 HE DOESN'T LOOK VERY HAPPY. 500 00:21:52,667 --> 00:21:54,250 - BILLY, GET ME OUT OF HERE. 501 00:21:54,333 --> 00:21:55,583 I'M SORRY. 502 00:21:55,667 --> 00:21:56,583 - OH, I KNOW! 503 00:21:56,667 --> 00:21:59,125 I'll ADD A FRIEND! 504 00:21:59,208 --> 00:22:00,208 THAT SHOULD DO IT. 505 00:22:00,250 --> 00:22:03,958 LOOK! HE'S MADE A FRIEND ALREADY! 506 00:22:04,042 --> 00:22:05,500 - UH, HI. 507 00:22:05,583 --> 00:22:08,167 [SNARLS] 508 00:22:08,250 --> 00:22:09,083 - WHAT A DORK. 509 00:22:09,167 --> 00:22:11,292 HA HA HA HA HA HA! 510 00:22:13,208 --> 00:22:16,542 CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP 511 00:22:20,083 --> 00:22:24,375 CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE. www.ncicap.org...