1 00:00:07,458 --> 00:00:11,000 - AH HA HA HA HA HA! 2 00:00:32,917 --> 00:00:37,708 - TRUTH IS ALWAYS STRANGE. STRANGER THAN FICTION. 3 00:00:37,792 --> 00:00:41,708 - THE FOLLOWING EPISODE IS BASED ON A TRUE STORY. 4 00:00:41,792 --> 00:00:43,912 CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP 5 00:00:55,125 --> 00:00:57,333 - HERE COMES BILLY! 6 00:00:57,417 --> 00:00:58,500 5 SECONDS LEFT. 7 00:00:58,583 --> 00:00:59,292 [CRASH] 8 00:00:59,375 --> 00:01:01,292 SCOOOOOOORES! 9 00:01:01,375 --> 00:01:03,000 HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE! 10 00:01:03,083 --> 00:01:05,976 HEY, GRIM, GO DEEP! 11 00:01:06,000 --> 00:01:10,042 - HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I TOLD YOU NEVER TO BOUNCE THAT... 12 00:01:10,125 --> 00:01:11,125 [GASP] 13 00:01:11,208 --> 00:01:12,144 MY ROBE! 14 00:01:12,168 --> 00:01:14,667 I CAN'T HAVE COFFEE STAINS ON MY ROBE. 15 00:01:14,750 --> 00:01:15,958 I'll LOOK SHABBY. 16 00:01:16,042 --> 00:01:17,143 - GRIM, WHY DON'T YOU QUIT WHINING 17 00:01:17,167 --> 00:01:20,500 AND PUT IT UNDER SOME RUNNING WATER BEFORE IT SETS? 18 00:01:20,583 --> 00:01:23,875 - AH, GOOD IDEA. 19 00:01:23,958 --> 00:01:26,917 [GRUNTING] 20 00:01:27,000 --> 00:01:30,018 WELL, IT SEEMS TO BE STUCK. 21 00:01:30,042 --> 00:01:31,208 NO MATTER. 22 00:01:31,292 --> 00:01:33,101 I'll HAVE TO DEAL WITH THIS PESKY ZIPPER LATER. 23 00:01:33,125 --> 00:01:36,500 OH, I CAN FEEL THAT STAIN SETTIN' IN. 24 00:01:39,250 --> 00:01:40,625 - I HAVE THE DISTINCT FEELING 25 00:01:40,708 --> 00:01:43,542 SOMETHING WEIRD IS ABOUT TO HAPPEN. 26 00:01:43,625 --> 00:01:45,333 - [BABBLING] 27 00:01:45,417 --> 00:01:47,083 WHAT'S THIS? 28 00:01:47,167 --> 00:01:48,583 - PULL IT AND FIND OUT. 29 00:01:48,667 --> 00:01:52,750 - [GRUNTING, BABBLING] 30 00:01:52,833 --> 00:01:53,875 COME ON! 31 00:01:53,958 --> 00:01:55,375 HUH? THIS THING IS FUN. 32 00:01:55,458 --> 00:01:59,125 - A MAN-APE LIKE YOU SHOULDN'T BE PLAYING WITH THAT. 33 00:01:59,208 --> 00:02:01,125 HAND IT OVER. 34 00:02:01,208 --> 00:02:03,333 - HEE HEE HEE HEE! 35 00:02:03,417 --> 00:02:06,833 HO HO HO HO HO! 36 00:02:06,917 --> 00:02:07,958 YEAH! 37 00:02:08,042 --> 00:02:11,833 BEHOLD MY DADMOMDY. 38 00:02:11,917 --> 00:02:14,000 HEE HEE HEE HEE! 39 00:02:16,083 --> 00:02:19,042 HA HA HA HA HA HA! 40 00:02:19,875 --> 00:02:21,083 [CAT SCREECHING] 41 00:02:21,167 --> 00:02:24,167 - I CAN ALREADY TELL THIS THING'S GONNA BE TROUBLE. 42 00:02:24,250 --> 00:02:27,083 - HEE HEE HEE HEE! 43 00:02:28,833 --> 00:02:30,917 HEY, MANDY, CAN WE KEEP IT? 44 00:02:31,000 --> 00:02:32,292 - ALL RIGHT, THAT'S ENOUGH. 45 00:02:32,375 --> 00:02:37,208 I SUPPOSE I SHOULD GIVE THIS BACK TO GRIM. 46 00:02:37,292 --> 00:02:40,792 AFTER I TAKE IT OUT FOR A SPIN. 47 00:02:49,167 --> 00:02:52,458 - HEY, MANDY, WHERE'D YOU GET THAT ZIPPER? 48 00:02:52,542 --> 00:02:54,792 FROM SPERG'S PANTS? 49 00:02:54,875 --> 00:02:57,250 [ALL LAUGHING] 50 00:02:57,333 --> 00:02:58,976 - ZIP IT, MINDY. 51 00:02:59,000 --> 00:03:00,542 - HA HA HA HA HA HA! 52 00:03:00,625 --> 00:03:02,333 OH! 53 00:03:03,000 --> 00:03:04,750 [MUFFLED SCREAMS] 54 00:03:04,833 --> 00:03:08,125 - HMM, THE ZIPPER CAN USE ITS POWERS FOR GOOD. 55 00:03:08,208 --> 00:03:13,625 - UH, MANDY, YOU LOOK THIRSTY. HOW ABOUT A LITTLE O.J.? 56 00:03:13,708 --> 00:03:16,958 [GRUNTING] 57 00:03:19,875 --> 00:03:22,208 AAAAAHHHHHH! 58 00:03:24,042 --> 00:03:26,250 - HEY, YOU GONNA EAT THAT? 59 00:03:26,333 --> 00:03:27,750 - THAT DEPENDS. 60 00:03:27,833 --> 00:03:30,000 - MINE! 61 00:03:30,083 --> 00:03:32,833 AAAHHHHHH! 62 00:03:32,917 --> 00:03:34,000 WHOAH! 63 00:03:34,083 --> 00:03:35,125 - WHOAAH! 64 00:03:35,208 --> 00:03:36,125 - HAVE SOME JUICE. 65 00:03:36,208 --> 00:03:38,208 - HEY, IT SMELLS FUNNY IN HERE. 66 00:03:38,292 --> 00:03:39,917 - GET USED TO IT. 67 00:03:40,000 --> 00:03:43,833 THAT SHOULD KEEP YOU TWO BUFFOONS BUSY FOR A WHILE. 68 00:03:43,917 --> 00:03:46,292 [MUFFLED SCREAMS] 69 00:03:50,375 --> 00:03:52,042 - HEY, MANDY, WANT A BITE? 70 00:03:52,125 --> 00:03:53,208 - WHY ARE YOU EATING THAT? 71 00:03:53,292 --> 00:03:57,250 - I'VE HAD THE STRANGEST CRAVING FOR ROTTEN FISH LATELY. 72 00:03:57,333 --> 00:03:59,792 HEE HEE HEE HEE! 73 00:03:59,875 --> 00:04:01,042 - BILLY, THROW THAT AWAY. 74 00:04:01,125 --> 00:04:04,185 IT'S ATTRACTING ALL OF THESE BITING HORSE FLIES. 75 00:04:04,209 --> 00:04:05,875 - NEGATIVO, MANDY. 76 00:04:05,958 --> 00:04:08,083 IT'S JUST TOO DELICIOUS. 77 00:04:08,167 --> 00:04:10,333 RIGHT, MILKSHAKES? 78 00:04:10,417 --> 00:04:15,292 - OK, MY HAND HAS BEEN FORCED. 79 00:04:15,375 --> 00:04:16,083 BOO. 80 00:04:16,167 --> 00:04:18,125 - AAAAAHHHHH! 81 00:04:18,208 --> 00:04:21,167 - I LOVE THIS ZIPPER. 82 00:04:21,250 --> 00:04:22,833 [BUZZING] 83 00:04:22,917 --> 00:04:24,583 - AAAAAAHHHH! - AAAAAAHHHH! 84 00:04:24,667 --> 00:04:28,083 - AAAHHHHHH! 85 00:04:28,167 --> 00:04:29,000 - UH-OH. 86 00:04:29,083 --> 00:04:31,208 [KIDS SCREAMING] 87 00:04:36,125 --> 00:04:40,375 ALL RIGHT, I GUESS I GOTTA FIND GRIM. 88 00:04:40,458 --> 00:04:42,292 [PANTING] 89 00:04:47,042 --> 00:04:52,042 AUGH, HEY, WHERE'S THAT ZIPPER PIECE? 90 00:04:52,125 --> 00:04:54,125 I'll HAVE TO COME BACK FOR IT. 91 00:04:54,208 --> 00:04:56,375 I GOTTA FIND GRIM. 92 00:04:59,000 --> 00:05:00,958 - OH, MANDY! 93 00:05:01,042 --> 00:05:02,625 WHERE ARE YOU? 94 00:05:02,708 --> 00:05:04,708 [GASPING] 95 00:05:04,792 --> 00:05:06,792 GOSH, MANDY, YOU LOOK HUNGRY. 96 00:05:06,875 --> 00:05:08,792 YOU CAN HAVE THIS HALF-EATEN CANDY BAR 97 00:05:08,875 --> 00:05:12,125 I'VE BEEN SAVING. 98 00:05:12,208 --> 00:05:14,792 HEE HEE HEE HEE! 99 00:05:14,875 --> 00:05:20,625 - I'll NEVER MAKE FUN OF FLIES AGAIN. 100 00:05:20,708 --> 00:05:24,976 GRIM, GRIM, HEY, GRIM, GRIM. 101 00:05:25,000 --> 00:05:25,875 URGH! 102 00:05:25,958 --> 00:05:28,000 YOU'VE GOT TO BE KIDDING. 103 00:05:28,083 --> 00:05:29,667 - HEY, CAUGHT ONE! 104 00:05:29,750 --> 00:05:32,125 NOW, THAT'S SOME SNAZZY FLYPAPER. 105 00:05:32,208 --> 00:05:34,833 - I'M NOT A FLY, BILLY'S DAD. 106 00:05:34,917 --> 00:05:38,083 IT'S ME, MANDY. 107 00:05:38,167 --> 00:05:40,417 I NEED YOU TO GET GRIM. 108 00:05:40,500 --> 00:05:41,375 - I GET IT. 109 00:05:41,458 --> 00:05:43,042 YOU'RE ONE OF THOSE TALKING FLIES 110 00:05:43,125 --> 00:05:45,083 THAT TRY TO LOOK LIKE PEOPLE. 111 00:05:45,167 --> 00:05:46,917 - I GUESS WE KNOW WHICH SIDE OF THE FAMILY 112 00:05:47,000 --> 00:05:48,458 BILLY GOT HIS BRAINS FROM. 113 00:05:48,542 --> 00:05:49,667 - ALL RIGHT, CLASS, 114 00:05:49,750 --> 00:05:52,333 I REALLY HOPE YOU STUDIED FOR OUR TEST TODAY. 115 00:05:52,417 --> 00:05:55,083 I EXPECT AN "A" FROM YOU, MANDY. 116 00:05:55,167 --> 00:05:57,083 - [BUZZ] 117 00:05:59,208 --> 00:06:02,976 - UH, MANDY, ABOUT THIS SPITTING THING. 118 00:06:03,000 --> 00:06:05,292 AWESOME! 119 00:06:05,375 --> 00:06:06,542 ACH-PHTOO! 120 00:06:06,625 --> 00:06:07,458 I'M WITH YOU. 121 00:06:07,542 --> 00:06:10,750 I AIN'T TAKIN' NO STINKIN' TEST! 122 00:06:10,833 --> 00:06:12,500 [SLURP] 123 00:06:12,583 --> 00:06:16,083 - NO TEST, NO TEST, NO TEST! 124 00:06:16,167 --> 00:06:18,458 - NO TEST, NO TEST. 125 00:06:18,542 --> 00:06:20,792 - NO TEST. 126 00:06:20,875 --> 00:06:23,292 - CLASS. ORDER, ORDER. 127 00:06:23,375 --> 00:06:24,375 - ACH-PHTOO! 128 00:06:24,458 --> 00:06:25,292 - NO TEST. 129 00:06:25,375 --> 00:06:29,667 - CHILDREN!! BACK TO YOUR SEATS. 130 00:06:29,750 --> 00:06:31,125 AAAHHH! 131 00:06:31,208 --> 00:06:33,583 [SCREAMING, CRASHING] 132 00:06:33,667 --> 00:06:34,333 - MEOWW. 133 00:06:34,417 --> 00:06:35,875 - THAT'S RIGHT, MILKSHAKES. 134 00:06:35,958 --> 00:06:38,417 ANARCHY!!! 135 00:06:42,333 --> 00:06:43,208 [SPLASH] 136 00:06:43,292 --> 00:06:45,208 - UH, GRIM. HELP. 137 00:06:45,292 --> 00:06:48,833 - FILTHY BUGS. THEY THINK THEY OWN THE PLACE! 138 00:06:48,917 --> 00:06:50,000 - WHAT'S GOING ON? 139 00:06:50,083 --> 00:06:52,583 - I SEEM TO HAVE ZIPPED MY HEAD ONTO A FLY. 140 00:06:52,667 --> 00:06:56,625 - HMMM, YOU DO LOOK A LITTLE FLUSHED, MANDY. 141 00:06:56,708 --> 00:07:00,000 AH HA HA HA HA HA HA! 142 00:07:00,083 --> 00:07:02,583 AH, HAROLD, I'll TAKE IT FROM HERE. 143 00:07:02,667 --> 00:07:06,417 - THANKS, GRIM, OLD BUDDY, I OWE YOU ONE. 144 00:07:06,500 --> 00:07:08,875 - CAN I GET A COURTESY FLUSH HERE? 145 00:07:08,958 --> 00:07:13,042 THE ZIPPER BROKE, AND I LOST THE HANDLE IN A DUMPSTER AT SCHOOL. 146 00:07:13,125 --> 00:07:15,667 - THIS IS ALL JUST A COMMON WARDROBE MALFUNCTION, 147 00:07:15,750 --> 00:07:17,042 MANDY. 148 00:07:17,125 --> 00:07:19,667 ALL WE HAVE TO DO IS GET THE PIECES OF THE ZIPPER BACK 149 00:07:19,750 --> 00:07:21,417 AND FIND YOUR BODY. 150 00:07:21,500 --> 00:07:26,708 THOUGH, I MUST SAY, THIS IS A GOOD LOOK FOR YOU. 151 00:07:30,583 --> 00:07:34,083 - WOW, MANDY, I KNEW YOU WERE DIFFERENT, 152 00:07:34,167 --> 00:07:36,958 BUT NOW YOU'RE HARD CORE. 153 00:07:37,042 --> 00:07:37,917 AAAHHH! 154 00:07:38,000 --> 00:07:40,018 - HEY, SPERG, WHAT'S GOING ON? 155 00:07:40,042 --> 00:07:41,208 - SHUT UP, NERD. 156 00:07:41,292 --> 00:07:44,917 I THINK SHE JUST NAMED ME SECOND IN COMMAND. 157 00:07:45,000 --> 00:07:49,667 [KIDS CHATTERING AT ONCE] 158 00:07:49,750 --> 00:07:50,542 - [BUZZ] 159 00:07:50,625 --> 00:07:53,667 - I CAN'T UNDERSTAND HER. 160 00:07:53,750 --> 00:07:57,625 - I'll BE HER OFFICIAL INTERPRETATOR. 161 00:08:01,042 --> 00:08:02,333 - [BUZZ] 162 00:08:02,417 --> 00:08:04,792 - AHEM, SHE'S TRYING TO TELL US TO GET BACK TO NATURE, 163 00:08:04,875 --> 00:08:08,000 TO NOT BE AFRAID TO GET ALL DIRTY AND GROSS, 164 00:08:08,083 --> 00:08:09,625 TO GET BACK TO OUR ROOTS 165 00:08:09,708 --> 00:08:13,333 AS GRUBBY, FILTHY LITTLE CHILDRENS. 166 00:08:13,417 --> 00:08:14,917 - [BUZZ] 167 00:08:15,000 --> 00:08:19,792 - AND CHOCOLATE ICE CREAM FOR ALL! 168 00:08:19,875 --> 00:08:20,792 LET'S GO! 169 00:08:20,875 --> 00:08:23,750 [SCREAMING] 170 00:08:23,833 --> 00:08:27,018 - HEY, BRING ME BACK A CHOCOLATE VANILLA SWIRL. 171 00:08:27,042 --> 00:08:31,167 - GREAT, THE ZIPPER HANDLE WAS IN THAT DUMPSTER. 172 00:08:34,542 --> 00:08:36,917 WELL, GRIM, WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? 173 00:08:37,000 --> 00:08:38,083 GET IN HERE AND DIG. 174 00:08:38,167 --> 00:08:39,083 - NO WAY. 175 00:08:39,167 --> 00:08:42,000 I SAID I'D HELP, NOT WALLOW IN FILTH. 176 00:08:42,083 --> 00:08:43,792 - GRIMMMM! 177 00:08:43,875 --> 00:08:46,167 - ALL RIGHT. 178 00:08:51,000 --> 00:08:54,583 - GRIM, USE YOUR SCYTHE TO CLEAN SOME OF THIS TRASH AWAY. 179 00:08:54,667 --> 00:08:56,750 - I'M THE GRIM REAPER, NOT A JANITOR. 180 00:08:56,833 --> 00:09:00,144 I'M AFRAID WE'LL NEVER FIND THAT PIECE OF ZIPPER NOW. 181 00:09:00,168 --> 00:09:04,292 AH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! 182 00:09:17,042 --> 00:09:18,333 - YOU SHOULD TRY THE BANANA PEELS 183 00:09:18,417 --> 00:09:22,042 SOAKED IN COFFEE GROUNDS AND WEEK-OLD HAMBURGER, GRIM. 184 00:09:24,042 --> 00:09:26,000 IT'S REALLY NOT HALF BAD. 185 00:09:26,083 --> 00:09:27,708 - OHH! 186 00:09:30,000 --> 00:09:32,083 - [BURP] 187 00:09:32,167 --> 00:09:33,583 - QUICK, LET'S GET OUT OF HERE 188 00:09:33,667 --> 00:09:35,875 BEFORE I THROW UP FROM HAVING TO WATCH YOU 189 00:09:35,958 --> 00:09:37,875 EAT MORE TRASH. 190 00:09:37,958 --> 00:09:41,125 [BANGING] 191 00:09:41,208 --> 00:09:45,417 - AS YOU ALL KNOW, MINDY IS OUR CLASS PRESIDENT. 192 00:09:45,500 --> 00:09:49,125 - YEAH, BUT SINCE SHE DOESN'T TALK MUCH ANYMORE, 193 00:09:49,208 --> 00:09:50,625 WE DON'T NEED HER. 194 00:09:50,708 --> 00:09:51,458 [CRASH] 195 00:09:51,542 --> 00:09:52,750 - SEE YA, MINDY. 196 00:09:52,833 --> 00:09:55,375 - THIS SCHOOL IS UNDER NEW LEADERSHIP. 197 00:09:55,458 --> 00:09:59,375 BEHOLD OUR NEW CLASS PRESIDENT! 198 00:09:59,458 --> 00:10:01,083 MANDY!! 199 00:10:01,167 --> 00:10:02,185 [CHEERING] 200 00:10:02,209 --> 00:10:05,083 IF ANYONE OBJECTS TO THIS REGIME CHANGE, 201 00:10:05,167 --> 00:10:09,000 SPEAK NOW OR FOREVER HOLD THY TONGUE! 202 00:10:09,083 --> 00:10:12,458 - UH, MANDY LOOKS KIND OF FUNNY. 203 00:10:12,542 --> 00:10:14,000 ESPECIALLY... AACH! 204 00:10:14,083 --> 00:10:16,000 I LOVE MANDY! 205 00:10:16,083 --> 00:10:20,083 - WE WILL NOW ACCEPT OFFERINGS OF MONEY AND/OR CANDY! 206 00:10:20,167 --> 00:10:23,958 - NOT SO FAST. WHAT'S GOING ON HERE? 207 00:10:24,042 --> 00:10:26,458 [INDISTINCT CHATTER] 208 00:10:32,542 --> 00:10:34,833 - PERFECT. 209 00:10:36,875 --> 00:10:38,458 - I'M GONE FOR A SPLIT SECOND, 210 00:10:38,542 --> 00:10:42,458 AND YOU TURN INTO A BUNCH OF DEGENERATE SAVAGES. 211 00:10:42,542 --> 00:10:44,750 YOU, STRAIGHTEN YOUR UNIFORM. 212 00:10:44,833 --> 00:10:46,167 DROP AND GIVE ME 20. 213 00:10:46,250 --> 00:10:48,583 BILLY, SPIT SHINE MY SHOES. 214 00:10:48,667 --> 00:10:51,018 - YOU BETCHA, MANDY! PHTOO! 215 00:10:51,042 --> 00:10:52,167 - AS FOR YOU, MINDY. 216 00:10:52,250 --> 00:10:55,083 I LIKE YOU JUST THE WAY YOU ARE. 217 00:10:55,167 --> 00:10:57,625 - [MUFFLED SCREAMS] 218 00:11:02,667 --> 00:11:05,333 - HERE, BONEHEAD, 20 BUCKS. 219 00:11:05,417 --> 00:11:06,458 THAT'S FOR KEEPING QUIET 220 00:11:06,542 --> 00:11:10,083 ABOUT ME EATING 15 METRIC TONS OF GARBAGE. 221 00:11:10,167 --> 00:11:11,792 - HEE HEE HEE HEE! EXCELLENT. 222 00:11:11,875 --> 00:11:17,375 I GET 20 BIG ONES, AND EVERYTHING'S BACK TO NORMAL. 223 00:11:32,500 --> 00:11:35,208 - [YAPPING] 224 00:11:40,208 --> 00:11:42,208 - TAKE THAT, BLACK BART. 225 00:11:42,292 --> 00:11:44,500 HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE! 226 00:11:44,583 --> 00:11:46,583 - [YELPING] 227 00:11:46,667 --> 00:11:49,000 - BLACK BART? 228 00:11:52,667 --> 00:11:54,000 - AAAHH! 229 00:11:54,083 --> 00:11:59,042 WATER UP MY NOSE! WATER UP MY NOSE! 230 00:11:59,125 --> 00:12:02,958 - HA HA, WHAT A DWEEB. 231 00:12:09,250 --> 00:12:10,750 - TA DAAAA! 232 00:12:10,833 --> 00:12:13,042 - HEY, THAT'S MY MASK. 233 00:12:13,125 --> 00:12:16,083 - HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE! 234 00:12:16,333 --> 00:12:20,125 AND NOW, WATCH ME DIVE INTO THIS ITTY BITTY POOL 235 00:12:20,208 --> 00:12:23,500 FROM ATOP THE BIG OLD TREE. 236 00:12:23,583 --> 00:12:26,500 - YOU BETTER NOT, BILLY. YOU MIGHT BREAK YOUR NECK. 237 00:12:26,583 --> 00:12:29,042 - GO FOR IT, BILLY. 238 00:12:35,667 --> 00:12:40,125 - I WILL NOW PERFORM A PERFECT SWAN DIVEY. 239 00:12:40,208 --> 00:12:42,417 - GO AHEAD, YOU LITTLE TWERP. 240 00:12:42,500 --> 00:12:43,792 MAKE MY DAY! 241 00:12:43,875 --> 00:12:46,500 AH HA HA HA HA HA... 242 00:12:51,708 --> 00:12:53,917 HUH? 243 00:12:54,000 --> 00:13:00,500 EH, HEH HEH, PROBABLY NOTHING. 244 00:13:00,583 --> 00:13:01,976 - CANNONBALL!! 245 00:13:02,000 --> 00:13:05,042 HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE! 246 00:13:08,833 --> 00:13:10,500 SO, HOW DID I LOOK? 247 00:13:10,583 --> 00:13:14,000 HEY, THIS IS NOT MY BEAUTIFUL POOL. 248 00:13:14,083 --> 00:13:16,750 IT'S ALL SWAMPY AND CREEPY, 249 00:13:16,833 --> 00:13:19,792 AND SOME WEIRDO'S PLAYING A BANJO. 250 00:13:19,875 --> 00:13:21,417 [PLAYING CHORDS] 251 00:13:21,500 --> 00:13:25,333 I THINK I'll JUST GO BACK THE WAY I CAME. 252 00:13:25,417 --> 00:13:27,333 TA DA! I'M BACK! 253 00:13:27,417 --> 00:13:30,375 HEY, MANDY, HEY, GRIM, NICE DIVE, HUH? 254 00:13:30,458 --> 00:13:32,708 - RIBBIT. 255 00:13:35,250 --> 00:13:36,708 [SNIFFING] 256 00:13:36,792 --> 00:13:39,000 - I SMELL PIE. 257 00:13:39,083 --> 00:13:42,083 - AIN'T HAD NARY A NIBBLE THE WHOLE DANG DAY. 258 00:13:42,167 --> 00:13:47,583 IT COULD BE I'M USING INFERIOR BAIT. 259 00:13:49,000 --> 00:13:51,000 - AAAHHHH! 260 00:13:51,083 --> 00:13:52,167 - PIE!! 261 00:13:52,250 --> 00:13:53,770 - GRRRRRR. - WHAT'S OUT THERE, TIN CAN? 262 00:13:54,250 --> 00:13:55,583 PHTOOEY. 263 00:13:55,667 --> 00:13:59,102 I KNOW YOU'RE OUT THERE, VARMINT, AND I'M GONNA GET YA! 264 00:13:59,126 --> 00:14:02,542 - I'M NOT A VARMINT! I MEAN, RIBBIT, RIBBIT. 265 00:14:02,625 --> 00:14:05,542 - HEAR THAT TIN CAN? FLUSH HIM OUT, BOY. 266 00:14:05,625 --> 00:14:07,708 [DOG HOWLING] 267 00:14:07,792 --> 00:14:10,583 - EEE, I'M OUT OF HERE. 268 00:14:15,083 --> 00:14:20,042 THERE'S JUST GOTTA BE AN OPENING HERE SOMEWHERE. 269 00:14:21,958 --> 00:14:23,667 PIE! 270 00:14:24,083 --> 00:14:25,083 [REEL WHIRRING] 271 00:14:25,125 --> 00:14:28,958 - GOTCHA! HA HA HA HA HA! 272 00:14:32,667 --> 00:14:37,000 WELL, DOG MY CATS. WHAT KIND OF A CRITTER IS THIS? 273 00:14:37,083 --> 00:14:41,018 - EEGH, I'M BILLY. DO YOU HAVE PIE? 274 00:14:41,042 --> 00:14:42,625 - I'M GRANNY APPLECHEEKS. 275 00:14:42,708 --> 00:14:45,333 I MAKE THE BEST DANG PIE IN 5 COUNTIES. 276 00:14:45,417 --> 00:14:48,583 MAN, I'VE PUT EVERYTHING INTO A PIE AT ONE TIME 277 00:14:48,667 --> 00:14:49,667 OR ANOTHER. 278 00:14:49,708 --> 00:14:51,792 FRUITS, BERRIES, BIRDS, FISH, CRITTERS. 279 00:14:51,875 --> 00:14:55,976 BUT I AIN'T NEVER MADE NO BILLY PIE AFORE. 280 00:14:56,000 --> 00:14:56,875 HA HA! 281 00:14:56,958 --> 00:14:58,000 - AAAHHH! 282 00:14:58,083 --> 00:15:00,833 HEY, DON'T WE NEED TO FATTEN ME UP, FIRST? 283 00:15:00,917 --> 00:15:03,333 - WHY, SURE. THAT'S PLUMB GOOD THINKING. 284 00:15:03,417 --> 00:15:08,018 HOW 'BOUT WE START WITH A NICE PIECE OF RHUBARB PIE A LA MODE? 285 00:15:08,042 --> 00:15:11,000 OR MAYBE YOU'D PREFER COCONUT CREAM. 286 00:15:11,083 --> 00:15:12,375 - WITH PICKLES? 287 00:15:12,458 --> 00:15:14,667 - SURE. WHAT THE HECK? 288 00:15:14,750 --> 00:15:15,625 - SUH-WEEET! 289 00:15:15,708 --> 00:15:17,458 - THAT'S ONLY 10 INCHES OF WATER. 290 00:15:17,542 --> 00:15:21,000 - HE DEFINITELY SHOULD HAVE COME UP BY NOW. 291 00:15:21,083 --> 00:15:22,083 - YOU THINK? 292 00:15:22,167 --> 00:15:24,018 - I DON'T SEE HIM. 293 00:15:24,042 --> 00:15:25,833 UH-OH. 294 00:15:25,917 --> 00:15:28,185 NOW, THERE'S SOMETHING YOU DON'T SEE EVERY DAY. 295 00:15:28,209 --> 00:15:32,417 A COSMIC SINKHOLE THAT CAN SUCK YOU UP AND SPIT YOU OUT 296 00:15:32,500 --> 00:15:33,625 ANYWHERE IN THE WORLD. 297 00:15:33,708 --> 00:15:35,417 OR ANY OTHER WORLD, FOR THAT MATTER. 298 00:15:35,500 --> 00:15:36,542 IT MUST HAVE OPENED UP 299 00:15:36,625 --> 00:15:39,208 WHEN THAT SUNBEAM REFLECTED OFF ME SCYTHE. 300 00:15:39,292 --> 00:15:40,792 BAD LUCK FOR BILLY. 301 00:15:40,875 --> 00:15:42,059 - WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN? 302 00:15:42,083 --> 00:15:44,625 - I MEAN, BILLY COULD BE LOST FOR A LONG TIME, 303 00:15:44,708 --> 00:15:46,167 HOPPING FROM PUDDLE TO PUDDLE, 304 00:15:46,250 --> 00:15:48,125 TRYING TO FIND HIS WAY BACK HOME. 305 00:15:48,208 --> 00:15:50,375 AND YOU NEVER KNOW WHERE IT'S GONNA TAKE YOU, NEITHER. 306 00:15:50,458 --> 00:15:53,167 HE COULD BE RIGHT NEXT DOOR IN THE NEIGHBOR'S TOILET. 307 00:15:53,250 --> 00:15:54,625 OR A KOI POND IN KYOTO. 308 00:15:54,708 --> 00:15:58,042 HE'S A GONE GOPHER, AND THAT'S THE TRUTH. 309 00:15:58,125 --> 00:15:59,333 - HE CAN'T BE A GONE GOPHER. 310 00:15:59,417 --> 00:16:03,144 HE'S MY SCIENCE FAIR PROJECT. WE'LL JUST HAVE TO GO AFTER HIM. 311 00:16:03,168 --> 00:16:08,083 - MAYBE YOU'RE NOT DIGGIN' THE STRONG VIBE I'VE BEEN PUTTIN' OUT THERE. 312 00:16:08,167 --> 00:16:09,708 - JUST JUMP IN THE POOL. 313 00:16:09,792 --> 00:16:11,083 - I'M TELLIN' YOU, MANDY, 314 00:16:11,167 --> 00:16:14,417 WHEREVER IT GOES, IT CAN'T BE GOOD. 315 00:16:15,667 --> 00:16:16,958 HEEEE-YAAAHAA! 316 00:16:17,042 --> 00:16:20,083 - AND DON'T PUNCTURE THE POOL ON YOUR WAY IN. 317 00:16:20,167 --> 00:16:22,417 - RIGHT. 318 00:16:25,167 --> 00:16:30,625 - HOLY CRUD, THIS POOL MUST BE MAGIC. 319 00:16:30,708 --> 00:16:33,167 AH HA! HEY! 320 00:16:37,042 --> 00:16:40,042 [BANJO PLAYING] 321 00:16:40,125 --> 00:16:41,000 - [BURP] 322 00:16:41,083 --> 00:16:44,042 - WELL, I'll BE DOGGED. BILLY PIE. 323 00:16:44,125 --> 00:16:48,125 NOTHIN' TO IT. AND I GOT ALL THE FIXINGS. 324 00:16:48,208 --> 00:16:52,083 - I LIKE PIE. HEE HEE HEE HEE! 325 00:16:53,667 --> 00:16:54,375 - [SNIFFING] 326 00:16:54,458 --> 00:16:56,667 I SMELL SOMETHING COOKIN'. 327 00:16:56,750 --> 00:16:58,375 - SMELLS LIKE PIE. 328 00:16:58,458 --> 00:17:00,625 - YUM. 329 00:17:05,042 --> 00:17:09,083 - YOU SIT RIGHT THERE WHILE I CHECK ON THEM PIES. 330 00:17:09,167 --> 00:17:10,083 - I LIKE PIE. 331 00:17:10,167 --> 00:17:13,208 PIE! PIE! PIE! PIE! PIE! PIE! 332 00:17:13,292 --> 00:17:14,018 [GASPING] 333 00:17:14,042 --> 00:17:15,417 - BILLY, ARE YOU IN THERE? 334 00:17:15,500 --> 00:17:16,726 - PIE! PIE! PIE! PIE! PIE! PIE! 335 00:17:16,750 --> 00:17:18,559 I LIKE PIE, I LIKE PIE, I LIKE PIE, I LIKE PIE, 336 00:17:18,583 --> 00:17:20,125 P-P-P-P-P-PIE! PIE! PIE! PIE! PIE! 337 00:17:20,208 --> 00:17:21,250 - THAT'S BILLY, ALL RIGHT. 338 00:17:21,333 --> 00:17:24,583 HE'S ABOUT TO BE BAKED IN A PIE BY AN EVIL OLD WITCH. 339 00:17:24,667 --> 00:17:28,125 WHY DON'T WE COME BACK IN ABOUT AN HOUR AND A HALF? 340 00:17:28,208 --> 00:17:29,125 OWW! 341 00:17:29,208 --> 00:17:32,417 - NOW, LET'S GET BILLY OUT OF THERE. 342 00:17:32,500 --> 00:17:33,417 - GRRRRRR. 343 00:17:33,500 --> 00:17:35,061 - WHAT IN BLUE BLAZES? 344 00:17:35,085 --> 00:17:36,125 HEY! 345 00:17:36,208 --> 00:17:37,833 - LET'S GET OUT OF HERE FAST. 346 00:17:37,917 --> 00:17:40,000 - I LIKE PIE! 347 00:17:41,750 --> 00:17:45,917 - OK, JOIN HANDS AND JUMP IN. 348 00:17:46,000 --> 00:17:48,583 I SAID JOIN HANDS. 349 00:17:48,667 --> 00:17:50,208 - I'll GET YOU, YOU VARMINTS! 350 00:17:50,292 --> 00:17:53,125 YOU CAN'T GO NOW! 351 00:17:57,583 --> 00:18:02,292 WHAT IN SAM HILL? I CAUGHT HIS DRAWERS. 352 00:18:04,500 --> 00:18:06,500 - MANDY!!! 353 00:18:06,583 --> 00:18:10,833 OHHHH, WISHES DO COME TRUE. 354 00:18:10,917 --> 00:18:12,083 - GRIMMMM! 355 00:18:12,167 --> 00:18:15,458 - DOES THIS MEAN YOU WON'T SCRUB MY BACK? 356 00:18:15,542 --> 00:18:16,625 MANDY? 357 00:18:16,708 --> 00:18:20,875 - GET READY, FREDDY, I THINK I SEE SOMETHING. 358 00:18:20,958 --> 00:18:24,083 HERE IT COMES. HERE IT COMES. 359 00:18:24,167 --> 00:18:25,542 - HEE HEE HEE HEE! 360 00:18:25,625 --> 00:18:27,292 - FREDDY, LOOK! 361 00:18:27,375 --> 00:18:28,875 - TA DAAAA! 362 00:18:28,958 --> 00:18:30,417 - WE GOT A LIVE ONE! 363 00:18:30,500 --> 00:18:32,958 GET YOUR NET READY, FREDDY. DON'T LET HIM GET AWAY. 364 00:18:33,042 --> 00:18:33,875 - WHAT? 365 00:18:33,958 --> 00:18:36,042 - I SAID DON'T LET HIM GET AWAY. 366 00:18:36,125 --> 00:18:37,125 - WHAT DID YOU SAY? 367 00:18:37,167 --> 00:18:39,458 - DON'T MESS THIS UP, YOU NINCOMPOOP. 368 00:18:39,542 --> 00:18:42,083 - HOW COULD YOU POOP AT A TIME LIKE THIS? 369 00:18:42,167 --> 00:18:43,833 - I DIDN'T SAY POOP! 370 00:18:43,917 --> 00:18:47,708 NOW YOU'VE GONE AND MADE ME FORGET WHAT I WAS SAYING. 371 00:18:47,792 --> 00:18:50,625 - LIGHTEN UP, LOUIE, WE GOT HIM. 372 00:18:50,708 --> 00:18:51,958 - WHAT IS IT? 373 00:18:52,042 --> 00:18:53,018 - [SQUEAK] 374 00:18:53,042 --> 00:18:56,083 - IT'S A WEINER DOG. 375 00:18:56,167 --> 00:18:58,042 - SCORE! - SCORE! 376 00:18:58,125 --> 00:18:59,667 - WE'LL MAKE MILLIONS. 377 00:18:59,750 --> 00:19:01,042 - I LIKE PIE. 378 00:19:01,125 --> 00:19:08,208 - OH, MAGIC POOL, TAKE ME AWAY TO A LAND WHERE COOLNESS REINS. 379 00:19:10,083 --> 00:19:11,625 STUPID MAGIC POOL. 380 00:19:11,708 --> 00:19:15,125 I'VE GOT SOMETHING FOR YOUR COSMIC SINKHOLE. 381 00:19:15,208 --> 00:19:16,542 [FARTING] 382 00:19:16,625 --> 00:19:18,061 HA HA HA HA HA HA! 383 00:19:18,085 --> 00:19:20,167 HEY, THAT'S NOT ME. 384 00:19:20,250 --> 00:19:23,917 AH! SOMETHING'S COMING UP. 385 00:19:24,000 --> 00:19:26,042 - GRIMMMM! 386 00:19:26,125 --> 00:19:28,583 - WHOO-HOO! WE MADE IT! 387 00:19:28,667 --> 00:19:31,583 IT GOT A LITTLE DICEY THERE, I DON'T MIND SAYING, BUT... 388 00:19:31,667 --> 00:19:32,958 - WHERE THE HECK IS BILLY? 389 00:19:33,042 --> 00:19:36,185 - WELL, NOW, I TOLD YOU TO HOLD HANDS BEFORE YOU JUMP, 390 00:19:36,209 --> 00:19:38,083 BUT WOULD YOU LISTEN? 391 00:19:38,792 --> 00:19:41,625 - IT'S A MESSAGE IN A BOTTLE. 392 00:19:41,708 --> 00:19:44,333 IT'S BILLY. HE'S RUNNING WITH WIENERS. 393 00:19:44,417 --> 00:19:45,500 - YOU MEAN IRWIN AND PUD'N? 394 00:19:45,583 --> 00:19:51,125 - I MEAN WEINER DOGS. LET'S GO TO THE RACES. 395 00:19:51,208 --> 00:19:53,417 FOLLOW THAT BOTTLE. 396 00:19:56,000 --> 00:19:58,208 [CLANG] 397 00:20:00,500 --> 00:20:03,976 [INDISTINCT CHATTER] 398 00:20:04,000 --> 00:20:05,917 I THINK WE'RE GOING TO NEED A PLAN. 399 00:20:06,000 --> 00:20:09,208 - ONE MILLION SMACKEROOS FOR THE WINNER OF THIS RACE. 400 00:20:09,292 --> 00:20:11,958 BUT WHAT WEINER WILL WASSLE AWAY THE TITLE 401 00:20:12,042 --> 00:20:13,417 FROM THAT DASHING DACHSHUND? 402 00:20:13,500 --> 00:20:14,667 WHAT DO YOU MAKE OF IT, DAN? 403 00:20:14,750 --> 00:20:18,042 - HA HA HA HA! YOU SAID WASSLE. 404 00:20:18,125 --> 00:20:19,042 - DID NOT. 405 00:20:19,125 --> 00:20:20,792 - DID SO... GOOD GOSH! 406 00:20:20,875 --> 00:20:25,750 YOUR NOSE! OHHHH! I'M GONNA PUKE! 407 00:20:25,833 --> 00:20:26,893 - WELL, I GUESS YOU NEVER KNOW 408 00:20:26,917 --> 00:20:29,542 TILL THEY CROSS THE FINISH LINE, FOLKS. 409 00:20:29,625 --> 00:20:31,185 - I LOVE A GOOD RACE. 410 00:20:31,209 --> 00:20:33,018 - WE'RE LOOKING FOR BILLY. 411 00:20:33,042 --> 00:20:35,042 - HEY, MANDY. HI, GRIM. 412 00:20:35,125 --> 00:20:35,958 - BILLY? 413 00:20:36,042 --> 00:20:38,167 [CROWD CHEERING] 414 00:20:42,167 --> 00:20:43,144 [BELL RINGING] 415 00:20:43,168 --> 00:20:45,458 - AND THEY'RE OFF! 416 00:20:45,542 --> 00:20:47,042 ROOSTER TAKES THE EARLY LEAD 417 00:20:47,125 --> 00:20:48,833 WITH MAMA'S LITTLE MAN ON HIS SHOULDER. 418 00:20:48,917 --> 00:20:51,000 AND HERE COMES BILLY THE WONDER WIENER 419 00:20:51,083 --> 00:20:53,458 MAKING HIS MOVE AROUND THE OUTSIDE. 420 00:20:53,542 --> 00:20:54,917 - RUN, YOU LITTLE WIENER! 421 00:20:55,000 --> 00:20:56,083 MAKE US RICH! 422 00:20:56,167 --> 00:20:59,292 - GO, BILLY, GO! 423 00:21:02,083 --> 00:21:04,292 - [SNIFFING] 424 00:21:04,375 --> 00:21:06,083 PIE! 425 00:21:10,625 --> 00:21:12,083 - WELL DONE, MANDY. 426 00:21:12,167 --> 00:21:13,625 YOUR PLAN IS WORKING LIKE A CHARM. 427 00:21:13,708 --> 00:21:16,708 - WHAT PLAN? WE NEVER MADE A PLAN. 428 00:21:16,792 --> 00:21:19,500 - AND THE FLYING PIE HAS TAKEN THE LEAD. 429 00:21:19,583 --> 00:21:21,333 HERE COMES LIGHTNING. 430 00:21:21,417 --> 00:21:23,708 LIGHTNING TAKES THE PIE. 431 00:21:23,792 --> 00:21:26,000 BILLY IS A LENGTH BEHIND THE HALF-LINK. 432 00:21:26,083 --> 00:21:29,583 AND THE PACK OF WIENERS ARE RIGHT BEHIND. 433 00:21:29,667 --> 00:21:31,333 - IS THAT THE RIGHT CRATER? 434 00:21:31,417 --> 00:21:33,958 - THEY ALL LOOK THE SAME TO ME. 435 00:21:35,250 --> 00:21:36,542 - GOTCHA, YOU VARMINTS. 436 00:21:36,625 --> 00:21:41,000 NOW I CAN MAKE THAT BILLY PIE I'VE BEEN HANKERING FOR. 437 00:21:41,083 --> 00:21:43,167 AND... - [ROAR] 438 00:21:43,250 --> 00:21:46,042 - THERE'S MY TRUNKS. 439 00:21:53,083 --> 00:21:55,542 HEY, GRIM, I BROUGHT PIE. 440 00:21:58,042 --> 00:22:00,542 - I KNEW YOU'D BE BACK. 441 00:22:02,792 --> 00:22:03,917 GOSH. 442 00:22:04,000 --> 00:22:06,083 AAAAAHHHH! 443 00:22:06,167 --> 00:22:08,125 WIENERS. 444 00:22:15,583 --> 00:22:17,167 - AAAAAHHH! 445 00:22:18,708 --> 00:22:19,417 - ARF ARF ARF! 446 00:22:19,500 --> 00:22:22,042 - I'll GET YOU, YOU VARMINTS! 447 00:22:26,250 --> 00:22:28,458 - I JUST DON'T GET AMERICAN CARTOONS. 448 00:22:28,542 --> 00:22:31,083 THEY ARE SO WEIRD. 449 00:22:31,167 --> 00:22:32,583 - DID YOU HAVE AN APPOINTMENT? 450 00:22:32,667 --> 00:22:34,708 - HA HA HA. HEY, GUYS. 451 00:22:34,792 --> 00:22:36,750 UH, HA HA, NICE HOT TUB. 452 00:22:36,833 --> 00:22:39,833 SO, HOW'S LIFE BEEN TREATING YOU, MAN? 453 00:22:39,917 --> 00:22:41,018 WHOOPS. HA HA. 454 00:22:41,042 --> 00:22:43,375 DON'T WORRY, MAN, HE'LL BE FINE. 455 00:22:43,458 --> 00:22:45,018 HE'S GOOD FOR ANOTHER 6 WEEKS. 456 00:22:45,042 --> 00:22:46,167 I'll JUST BE GOING NOW. 457 00:22:46,250 --> 00:22:47,542 SAYONARA. 458 00:22:47,625 --> 00:22:51,583 CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP 459 00:22:52,458 --> 00:22:56,750 CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE. www.ncicap.org...