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[CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP]

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HA HA HA!

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VIOLETS ARE BLUE.

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ROSES ARE RED.

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WE'RE COMING ABOARD.

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PREPARE TO EAT LEAD.

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[POP]

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THIS WAS A BRILLIANT
IDEA, MANDY.

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SPENDING THE WHOLE
DAY AT THE BEACH.

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EH, IT'S ALL RIGHT.

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AHH, SO RELAXING AND CALM.

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UH.

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GRIM?

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CAN I BURY YOU IN THE SAND?

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NO, ABSOLUTELY NOT.

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AW, PRETTY PLEASE?

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I SAID NO, YOU LITTLE PUKE.

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I'll ONLY BURY YOU UP TO
YOUR KNEES, I PROMISE.

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[SIGHS] FINE.

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BUT ONLY TO MY KNEES.

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YOU GOT IT!

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ALL RIGHT, HE SAID YES.

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LET HER RIP!

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GET ME OUT OF HERE!

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YOU'RE GONNA GET IT, JUST
WAIT TILL I GET OUT, BOY.

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BILLY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

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BURYING GRIM IN THE SAND.

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BUT ONLY TO HIS KNEES.

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I'M NOT PLAYING
AROUND NO MORE, BILLY!

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GET ME OUT OF HERE!

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BILLY, WHY DON'T YOU
GO PLAY IN THE WATER?

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GANG WAY!

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YA YA YA!

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AAH!

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[THUD] [JAMAICAN ACCENT] BILLY,

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MON', WE BEEN WAITIN' FOR YA.

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WELCOME TO THE SEA,
WHERE EVERYONE IS FREE.

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BUT DON'T YOU EVER THINK
ABOUT ESCAPIN', BECAUSE...

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♪ UNDER THE OCEAN
UNDER THE OCEAN

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WHERE EVERYTHING'S WETTER
AND IT SURE BEATS THE GHETTA

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SO TRY TO BEHAVE OR
YOU'LL ROT IN A GRAVE

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OF WATER AND SALT AND
IT'LL ALL BE YOUR FAULT

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SO TAKE IT FROM ME
YOUR CRUSTACEAN M.C.

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DON'T DRINK THE WATER
'CUZ IT'S FULL OF FISH PEE

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SO DON'T BRING NO DRAMA
LEAVE THAT FOR YOUR MAMA

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COME, AH CHILLIN' IN THE BAHAMAS

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RIDING A LLAMA
SWEATING IN A SAUNA

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WHILE EATING A BANANA ♪
♪ EH, I DON'T WANNA

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GRIM!

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MANDY!

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LOOK, MANDY, BILLY
IS OUT IN THE WATER.

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BUT HE'S OUT PRETTY FAR.

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GRIM!

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DON'T MOVE.

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I WILL SWIM BACK TO YOU.

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AHH, OH, STUPID STOMACH CRAMP.

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UH, I SHOULDN'T HAVE GONE
SWIMMING AFTER I JUST ATE.

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SERVES YOU RIGHT, MON'!

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WHAT'S WRONG WITH BILLY?

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OH, I HOPE IT'S A
BARRACUDA ATTACK.

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OR A WHALE ATTACK.

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THAT WORKS, TOO.

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HEY!

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I KNOW YOU.

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YOUR PIN... MARACHIOO...
CHIOYOGIDDIO.

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OH!

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BILLY, IS THAT REALLY YOU?

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CAN I EAT YOUR FLESH SO
I CAN BECOME A REAL BOY?

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MM, NOT TODAY.

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I NEED MY FLESH TO
HOLD MY DOODY IN.

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PINOCCHIO!

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WHERE ARE YOUR MANNERS?

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THAT'S NO WAY TO
TREAT A NEW GUEST.

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MY NAME IS GEPETTO.

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I CARVED PINOCCHIO FROM WOOD.

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BUT YOU'RE NOT LIKE
PINOCCHIO, ARE YOU?

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WELL, I'M NOT A CANNIBAL!

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HEY, I'M NOT A CANNIBAL, EITHER.

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SEE?

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I NEVER HAD A REAL BOY AS A SON.

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SO, I HAD TO BUILD ONE TO
FULFILL MY OWN SELFISH DESIRE TO

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BE A FATHER.

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ANYWAY, THAT'S WHY I HAVE TO
PRETEND THAT A LIFELESS PIECE OF

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WOOD CAN RETURN MY LOVE.

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WOW!

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THAT'S PRETTY
PATHETIC IF I MAY SAY SO,

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GEPPETYGETJIGGYWITHIT-OH.

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I KNOW.

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BUT I BELIEVE IN MY HEART THAT
SOMEDAY I WILL MAKE A WONDERFUL

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FATHER TO SOME LUCKY SON.

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I KNOW!

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BILLY, YOU CAN BE MY REAL SON.

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REALLY?

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I'VE NEVER BEEN A REAL
SON TO ANYONE BEFORE.

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EXCEPT TO MY REAL DAD.

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SURE, I'll DO IT!

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BILLY, YOU'VE MADE
AN OLD MAN HAPPY.

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AND I PROMISE I WON'T
USE YOU FOR A DOORSTOP,

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LIKE I DID WITH PINOCCHIO.

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OH, PAPPY!

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THAT WHALE THAT SWALLOWED
BILLY HAS GOT TO BE OUT HERE.

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YOU SEE ANYTHING, GRIM?

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GRIM?

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[VOMITING] YEAH,
YOU'RE PROBABLY RIGHT.

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WE SHOULD GIVE UP LOOKING.

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BUT THEN AGAIN, WE DO NEED HIM
TO CARRY ALL OUR BEACH JUNK BACK

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TO THE CAR.

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ME CARRY IT?

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ARE YOU CRAZY?

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YOU'VE GOT A POINT THERE.

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BUT STILL, WE'VE GOT
TO FIND THIS WHALE.

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ARR, I KNOW OF THIS
WHALE YOU SPEAK OF.

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AROUND THESE PARTS, HE
BE KNOWN AS BLUBBERY JOE,

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THE MOST FEARED
WHALE IN THE SEVEN SEAS.

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HE BE THE ONE THAT
ROBBED ME OF ME RIGHT LEG,

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AND THE REST OF ME BODY.

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NOW, ALL THAT'S LEFT OF
ME BE ME LITTLE PINKY FINGER.

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AND WHO ARE YOU?

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THEY CALL ME CAPTAIN
DEADWOOD, THE HEARTLESS!

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ARR!

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BUT DON'T LET THE NAME FOOL
YA, I'M NOT REALLY A CAPTAIN.

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CAPTAIN! CAPTAIN!

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BLUBBERY JOE HAS JUST BEEN
SPOTTED OFF THE PORT BOW!

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HI, GRIM!

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HI, MANDY!

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HA HA!

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I'VE STILL GOT ME PINKY FINGER.

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YOU SCURVY DOG.

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AHH.

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OK, TRUTH OR DARE.

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UMM, WHO'S YOUR FAVORITE SON?

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ME OR... YOU! MY TURN.

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WHO'S YOUR FAVORITE REAL DAD?

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YOUR REAL DAD OR ME?

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I GOT, I GOT... YOU!

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I LOVE YOU, NOT REAL DAD!

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LET'S HUG!

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GRR!

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HELLO, PINOCCHIO,
I AM THE BLUE FAIRY.

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HERE TO MAKE SURE ALL IS WELL.

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WHAT SEEMS TO BE THE PROBLEM?

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HELP ME BECOME A REAL BOY,
SO THAT MY FATHER WILL LOVE ME

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AGAIN.

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YOU KNOW I CAN'T
HELP YOU DO THAT.

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OH!

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BUT I CAN HELP YOU
GET OUT OF THIS WHALE.

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ALL YOU NEED TO
DO IS BUILD A FIRE.

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YES!

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I'll BUILD A FIRE SO I CAN
ROAST BILLY AND CONSUME HIS.

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FLESH SO THAT I CAN
BECOME A REAL BOY!

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HEH HEH HEH.

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NO, SWEETIE, I MEANT A FIRE
WILL MAKE THE WHALE SNEEZE,

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AND THEN YOU COULD
ESCAPE, AND THEN... NEVER MIND.

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PSYCHOTIC RAGE.

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JUST GO WITH THAT.

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WELL, LITTLE BOY, LOOKS
LIKE YOUR FRIEND BILLY IS LOST

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FOREVER.

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HE'S PROBABLY BEING SLOWLY
AND PAINFULLY DIGESTED IN THE

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WHALE'S ENORMOUS
BELLY AS WE SPEAK.

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HIS FLESH IS PROBABLY BEING
RIPPED AWAY FROM HIS BONES,

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AS THE STOMACH ACIDS CHURN,
SLOWLY BEING DISSOLVED INTO THE

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WHALE'S BODILY FLUIDS.

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URP!

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[VOMITING] ENOUGH OF THIS.

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ARR, NOW THAT BE IMPRESSIVE.

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EH, SEEN IT.

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THERE'S YOUR STINKING WHALE.

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NOW, GO GET BILLY
OUT OF THAT THING.

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I'll BE BLOWING CHUNKS
OFF THE STARBOARD BOW.

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AH YAH YAH!

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TRUTH OR DARE?

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DARE.

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I DARE YOU TO SNIFF
YOUR OWN BUTT.

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AGAIN?

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YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH!

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DO YOU SMELL SOMETHING FUNNY?

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LIKE INNOCENT YOUNG FLESH
SLOWLY BEING ROASTED OVER A ROLLING

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FIRE?

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PINOCCHIO!

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WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT
ROASTING REAL BOYS ALIVE?

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I-IT WASN'T ME, THE BLUE
FAIRY TOLD ME TO DO IT.

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LIAR!

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YOU'VE BEEN JEALOUS
OF BILLY THIS WHOLE TIME.

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LOOK, PINOCCHIO, IT'S NOT THAT
I DON'T LOVE YOU ANYMORE, IT'S

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JUST THAT I LOVE BILLY MORE.

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AND YOU'RE DEAD TO ME.

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I SMELL HOT DOGS.

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DON'T EAT OUT, OR
YOU'LL BE DEAD TO ME, TOO.

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I'll BE GOOD.

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ARR.

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SO, HOW DO WE GET YOUR
FRIEND BILLY OUT OF BLUBBERY JOE?

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WELL, WE JUST GOT TO WAIT
UNTIL BILLY IS COMPLETELY

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DIGESTED, AND HAS PASSED
OUT OF THE WHALE'S...

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BUT, MANDY, THAT
MIGHT TAKE HOURS.

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IT'S OUR ONLY HOPE.

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LOOK!

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BLUBBERY JOE, SOMEONE
STARTED A FIRE IN HER BELLY.

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[BLUBBERY JOE SNEEZES]
ARR, 'TIS A BOY MADE ENTIRELY

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OF WOOD.

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HMM, JUST LIKE MYSELF, ARR.

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SO, YOU MUST KNOW HOW HARD IT
IS NOT BEING A REAL PERSON THEN.

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OR WISHING YOU COULD HAVE
SOMEONE WHO TRULY UNDERSTANDS

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YOU, LIKE A FATHER WOULD.

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ARR, I DO LADDIE.

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WHEN YOU BE CHASIN' WHALES FOR
MONTHS ON END, YOU MISS OUT ON

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THE OPPORTUNITIES TO
HAVE A SON OF YOUR OWN.

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IT WAS NICE MEETING YOU.

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LIKEWISE.

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COME ON, BILLY, OUT
OF THE WHALE SNOT.

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IT'S TIME TO GO HOME. WAIT!

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BILLY IS GOING HOME WITH ME.

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HE'S MY NEW REAL SON.

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BILLY, WHAT IS THIS
GEEK TALKING ABOUT?

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YOU REMEMBER WHEN I SAID
WHAT HAPPENS IN THE WHALE

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STAYS IN THE WHALE?

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PLUS, I ALREADY HAVE ANOTHER
FAMILY WITH A REAL DAD TO GET

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TO, SO I CAN'T BE
YOUR SON ANYMORE.

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BUT YOU UNDERSTAND.

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I DON'T UNDERSTAND.

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NOW I'VE GOT NO SON
IN MY LIFE TO LOVE.

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WHAT'S THE POINT
IN LIVING ANYMORE?

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THAT'S THE SPIRIT.

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SEE YOU AROUND,
JENNIFER-LOPEZIO.

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I'll BE YOUR SON.

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YOU WILL?

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WOO HA HA!

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HERE AT FRECKLE BURGER, WE
ADD WHOLE EGGS TO OUR FRECKLE

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SAUCE FOR MORE FRECKLE FLAVOR.

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ALL RIGHT, GRIM,
IT'S A COMMERCIAL.

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NOW'S OUR CHANCE.

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BILLY?

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NO! YOU CAN'T HAVE THE TV!

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SEE, MANDY.

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BUT, BILLY, HAVEN'T YOU HEARD
THAT WATCHING TOO MUCH TV

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IS BAD FOR YOU?

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YEAH, AND IT ROTS MY BRAIN.

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AND IF YOU WASTE TOO MUCH
TIME ON TV, YOUR DREAMS WILL

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SLIP AWAY.

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[CRICKET CHIRPS] OH,
COME NOW, BILLY, YOU MUST

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HAVE A DREAM.

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YOU WANT TO LIVE BEFORE
I RIP YOUR IMMORTAL SOUL.

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YEAH, BUT, YOU'LL
THINK IT'S STUPID.

243
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THERE ARE NO
STUPID DREAMS, BILLY.

244
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ONLY STUPID PEOPLE
WHO NEVER LIVE THEM.

245
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NOW, GO LIVE YOUR LIFE'S
DREAM BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE.

246
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AND FOR GOODNESS SAKE,
GO PUT SOME CLOTHES ON.

247
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♪ CHASIN' MY DREAM
CHASIN' MY DREAM

248
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I'M WALKIN' DOWN THE
SIDEWALK CHASIN' MY DREAM

249
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CHASIN', CHASIN'
CHASIN' MY DREAM

250
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CHASIN' MY DREAM
GOT A LITTLE GAS

251
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BUT I'M CHASIN' MY
DREAM CHASIN' MY DREAM

252
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DA DA DA DA DA ♪ [PEEPING]

253
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CONGRATULATIONS,
WAYWARD DREAMER.

254
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YOU HAVE JUST PURCHASED
YOUR FIRST SET OF LIVE JUGGLING

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CHICKENS.

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MY DREAM.

257
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AND REMEMBER, ALWAYS
FOLLOW YOUR DREAMS...

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NO MATTER HOW DUMB THEY
ARE, BECAUSE THEY DON'T GET ANY

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DUMBER THAN THIS.

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SIGNED, UNCLE CHOKEY.

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OH, AHH!

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HA HA HA.

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[PEEP PEEP] [PEEPING]

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CHICKENS.

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YO YO YO, DAWG, ANYONE
SEEN MY TENNIS RACKET?

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ME AND MY MISSUS ARE
GONNA HAVE A GAME OF T-BALL.

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[PEEP PEEP] SO, YOU
SEEN MY RACKET OR

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WHAT?

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BILLY, I SHOULD'VE KNOWN.

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CHILD, WHATCHA' DOIN'
DRESSED UP LIKE A CHICKEN?

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IT'S MY DREAM.

272
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WHAT, TO GIVE AWAY FREE
CHICKEN SAMPLES AT FLAMING

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CHICKEN?

274
00:13:36,958 --> 00:13:40,042
ACTUALLY, THAT'S MY BACK-UP
PLAN, BUT IF YOU MUST KNOW,

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MY DREAM IS TO BECOME A
WORLD FAMOUS CHICKEN JUGGLER.

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THERE IS NO SUCH DREAM, BILLY.

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THERE'S SNOT?

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NO, IT'S JUST A WAY TO GET
IDIOTS LIKE YOU TO BUY JUNK.

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THERE IS SO SUCH A
DREAM, UNCLE CHOKEY SAYS.

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UNCLE CHOKEY?

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YES, UNCLE CHOKEY.

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00:13:59,917 --> 00:14:02,351
HE'S MY NEW REASON FOR LIVING,
SAVED ME FROM A LIFE OF ETERNAL

283
00:14:02,375 --> 00:14:03,583
STRUGGLING...

284
00:14:03,667 --> 00:14:05,833
IT'S ALL HERE IN THE
FOLD OUT PAMPHLET.

285
00:14:05,917 --> 00:14:07,708
HMM.

286
00:14:07,792 --> 00:14:09,208
THIS STOPS HERE.

287
00:14:09,292 --> 00:14:11,792
UH, BILLY'S MOM?

288
00:14:11,875 --> 00:14:15,542
DID YOU KNOW THAT BILLY'S LIFE
DREAM IS TO JUGGLE CHICKENS?

289
00:14:15,625 --> 00:14:16,875
NO, NO, NO.

290
00:14:16,958 --> 00:14:20,875
BILLY'S GOING TO BE A
CHIROPRACTOR, LIKE HIS FATHER.

291
00:14:20,958 --> 00:14:22,292
BUT I WORK AT FRECKLE BURGER.

292
00:14:22,375 --> 00:14:25,792
HA HA, HE'S A CHIROPRACTOR.

293
00:14:25,875 --> 00:14:28,500
JUST LIKE YOU'RE
GOING TO BE SOMEDAY.

294
00:14:28,583 --> 00:14:31,000
NO, NO, I'M GOING
TO JUGGLE CHICKENS.

295
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CHIROPRACTOR.

296
00:14:32,750 --> 00:14:34,000
CHICKEN JUGGLER!

297
00:14:34,083 --> 00:14:34,667
CHIROPRACTOR!

298
00:14:34,750 --> 00:14:36,333
CHICKEN JUGGLER.

299
00:14:36,417 --> 00:14:38,042
AHH!

300
00:14:38,125 --> 00:14:40,042
OK, I'll BE A CHIROPRACTOR.

301
00:14:40,125 --> 00:14:41,500
JUST KIDDING.

302
00:14:41,583 --> 00:14:43,102
I'M GONNA JUGGLE CHICKENS!

303
00:14:43,126 --> 00:14:46,167
AND IF I CAN'T LIVE MY DREAM
HERE, WOMAN, I'M GONNA FOLLOW

304
00:14:46,250 --> 00:14:50,417
THE FULL COLOR MAP IN THIS
PAMPHLET TO UNCLE CHOKEY'S FARM,

305
00:14:50,500 --> 00:14:52,292
WHERE I CAN LIVE MY DREAM...

306
00:14:52,375 --> 00:14:54,917
IN PEACE AND LOVE!

307
00:14:55,000 --> 00:14:59,333
[CHICKENS PEEPING] OH,
HE'LL BE BACK, GLENYS.

308
00:14:59,417 --> 00:15:01,875
GLADYS.

309
00:15:01,958 --> 00:15:07,958
HA HA, GLADYS.

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00:15:08,042 --> 00:15:09,917
♪ CHASIN' MY DREAM
CHASIN' MY DREAM

311
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STILL GOT GAS ♪ [FARTS]

312
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♪ BUT I'M LIVIN' MY DREAM
OH, MIRACLES OF MIRACLES!

313
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CHOKEY FARMS.

314
00:15:19,375 --> 00:15:23,292
[RINGING] HEH HEH HEH.

315
00:15:23,375 --> 00:15:26,125
EH, HELLO?

316
00:15:26,208 --> 00:15:28,792
OH, YES, MAY I HELP YOU?

317
00:15:28,875 --> 00:15:29,792
HEY!

318
00:15:29,875 --> 00:15:31,500
A COUNTRY DIRT GNOME.

319
00:15:31,583 --> 00:15:34,917
YES, I AM HERE TO SEE...
WE KNOW WHY YOU ARE HERE,

320
00:15:35,000 --> 00:15:38,000
HEH HEH HEH.

321
00:15:38,083 --> 00:15:40,917
THAT'S THE TROUBLE WITH DIRT
GNOMES, THEY COME, THEY GO...

322
00:15:41,000 --> 00:15:43,500
I DON'T GET IT.

323
00:15:43,583 --> 00:15:46,042
YES, YES, YES, YES!

324
00:15:46,125 --> 00:15:48,542
HEH HEH, YES.

325
00:15:48,625 --> 00:15:52,208
HE... IS THE ONE!

326
00:15:52,292 --> 00:15:54,167
HEY, GIVE ME BACK MY CHICKEN.

327
00:15:54,250 --> 00:16:00,333
[PEEPING] HEY!

328
00:16:00,417 --> 00:16:04,018
GIVE ME BACK MY CHICKENS,
YOU DIRTY DIRT EATING MUD ELF!

329
00:16:04,042 --> 00:16:07,417
YES, YOU SEEK UNCLE CHOKEY.

330
00:16:07,500 --> 00:16:09,333
YOU ARE THE ONE!

331
00:16:09,417 --> 00:16:10,917
I'll TAKE YOU TO HIM.

332
00:16:11,000 --> 00:16:13,125
HA HA HA.

333
00:16:13,208 --> 00:16:14,083
WELL, OK.

334
00:16:14,167 --> 00:16:15,875
OH, HERE ARE YOUR CHICKS.

335
00:16:15,958 --> 00:16:17,208
THANKS, DIRT DUDE.

336
00:16:17,292 --> 00:16:18,417
THEY CALL ME BINDLE.

337
00:16:18,500 --> 00:16:20,292
EH, UH, WENDELL?

338
00:16:20,375 --> 00:16:24,083
YEAH.

339
00:16:24,167 --> 00:16:25,542
BEHOLD!

340
00:16:25,625 --> 00:16:28,208
UNCLE CHOKEY.

341
00:16:28,292 --> 00:16:30,875
NO, NO, OVER THERE.

342
00:16:30,958 --> 00:16:35,167
ONCE A CHICKEN JUGGLING GOD.

343
00:16:35,250 --> 00:16:38,250
[CLUCK CLUCK] BUT
HE GAVE IT ALL UP TO BE

344
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AN ORDINARY FARMER.

345
00:16:40,458 --> 00:16:43,167
JUST WHY, NOBODY KNOWS.

346
00:16:43,250 --> 00:16:46,583
SO, CHOKEY DOESN'T JUGGLE
HIS CHICKENS NO MORE?

347
00:16:46,667 --> 00:16:49,042
RIGHT!

348
00:16:49,125 --> 00:16:53,083
MANY HAVE TRIED TO GET HIM TO
JUGGLE AGAIN, BUT HE CALLS 911

349
00:16:53,167 --> 00:16:58,167
AND HAS THEM PUT IN JAIL FOR
A LIFETIME OF PAIN, SUFFERING.

350
00:16:58,250 --> 00:17:00,458
BUT YOU... THE ONE?

351
00:17:00,542 --> 00:17:02,750
THE ONE!

352
00:17:02,833 --> 00:17:05,167
WELL, I'M PRETTY
SURE YOU ARE THE ONE.

353
00:17:05,250 --> 00:17:07,667
IF NOT, WE'LL COME
VISIT YOU IN PRISON.

354
00:17:07,750 --> 00:17:09,292
OH.

355
00:17:09,375 --> 00:17:11,375
HI, UNCLE CHOKEY!

356
00:17:11,458 --> 00:17:13,042
WANNA JUGGLE SOME CHICKENS?

357
00:17:13,125 --> 00:17:14,976
OK.

358
00:17:15,000 --> 00:17:18,500
THE ONE!

359
00:17:18,583 --> 00:17:23,083
HA HA HA!

360
00:17:29,375 --> 00:17:37,375
[MUSIC PLAYING] WOW!

361
00:17:57,208 --> 00:17:59,792
DREAMS REALLY DO COME TRUE.

362
00:17:59,875 --> 00:18:02,292
WE INTERRUPT THIS PROGRAM
FOR A SPECIAL BULLETIN.

363
00:18:02,375 --> 00:18:04,000
WE'RE OUT OF EGGS.

364
00:18:04,083 --> 00:18:05,500
THAT'S RIGHT.

365
00:18:05,583 --> 00:18:08,667
SOMEONE HAS STOPPED THE FLOW
OF EGGS TO THE LOCAL EGG MARTS.

366
00:18:08,750 --> 00:18:11,792
IN THE WAKE OF THIS DEVASTATION,
SOME HAVE TRIED TO LAY EGGS OF

367
00:18:11,875 --> 00:18:13,000
THEIR OWN.

368
00:18:13,083 --> 00:18:14,958
UH...

369
00:18:15,042 --> 00:18:20,042
WHILE THE MORE INTELLIGENT
HAVE TAKEN TO OSTRICH EGGS,

370
00:18:20,125 --> 00:18:21,583
BUT WITH QUESTIONABLE RESULTS.

371
00:18:21,667 --> 00:18:22,708
[GROWL]

372
00:18:25,500 --> 00:18:27,417
WHO IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THE

373
00:18:27,500 --> 00:18:29,708
DESECRATION OF OUR
PRECIOUS EGG SUPPLY?

374
00:18:29,792 --> 00:18:30,542
AAH!

375
00:18:30,625 --> 00:18:32,458
SOMEBODY CALL MY PARENTS!

376
00:18:32,542 --> 00:18:36,500
IS IT... THE CLEVER
FOX, THE HUNGRY BEAR,

377
00:18:36,583 --> 00:18:38,542
OR BILLY, DRESSED
LIKE A MOTHER HEN?

378
00:18:38,625 --> 00:18:40,333
[SLURP, CACKLE] THESE
STORIES TONIGHT AT

379
00:18:40,417 --> 00:18:41,500
11:00.

380
00:18:41,583 --> 00:18:44,000
I PUT MY MONEY ON
THE HUNGRY BEAR.

381
00:18:44,083 --> 00:18:46,375
COME ON, GRIM, LET'S GO GET HIM.

382
00:18:46,458 --> 00:18:50,208
OH, COME ON, HE'S
GOT THE BEST MOTIVE.

383
00:18:50,292 --> 00:18:53,185
SO, SINCE YOUR SCYTHE IS AT
THE CLEANERS, WE'LL HAVE TO RELY

384
00:18:53,209 --> 00:18:55,958
ON MY WITS TO GET BILLY.

385
00:18:56,042 --> 00:18:59,083
AND THE FIRST THING WE ARE
GOING TO DO IS STOP THAT MUSIC.

386
00:18:59,167 --> 00:19:00,583
IS THAT MUSIC?

387
00:19:00,667 --> 00:19:05,000
SOUNDS MORE LIKE A MOOSE
GIVING BIRTH TO AN ELEPHANT.

388
00:19:10,417 --> 00:19:11,750
HEY!

389
00:19:11,833 --> 00:19:14,042
CHECK IT OUT, MANDY, I'M FROM
THE RUBBER HOSE SCHOOL OF

390
00:19:14,125 --> 00:19:15,500
ANIMATION!

391
00:19:15,583 --> 00:19:19,208
OOH, OOH!

392
00:19:19,292 --> 00:19:21,417
AND EVERYTHING IS ALL PUFFY...

393
00:19:21,500 --> 00:19:23,958
AND BLACK AND WHITE!

394
00:19:24,042 --> 00:19:28,708
OH, HEY, REMEMBER THIS ONE?

395
00:19:28,792 --> 00:19:29,875
EH? EH?

396
00:19:29,958 --> 00:19:34,000
I CAN'T SEE ANYTHING
BUT I KNOW I LOOK GOOD.

397
00:19:34,083 --> 00:19:36,542
VAMANOS, BILLY, GOT TO LET
UNCLE CHOKEY GET BACK TO HIS

398
00:19:36,625 --> 00:19:37,375
EGGS.

399
00:19:37,458 --> 00:19:38,917
HMM.

400
00:19:39,000 --> 00:19:41,185
MY SPIDEY-SENSES INDICATE THAT
WHATEVER IS MAKING THAT MUSIC IS

401
00:19:41,209 --> 00:19:43,958
TURNING EVERYTHING
INTO A RETRO CARTOON.

402
00:19:44,042 --> 00:19:47,375
GRIM, YOU DON'T
HAVE SPIDEY-SENSES.

403
00:19:47,458 --> 00:19:49,208
NOW THAT COMPLICATES THINGS.

404
00:19:49,292 --> 00:19:50,042
OH!

405
00:19:50,125 --> 00:19:51,250
HEY, MANDY!

406
00:19:51,333 --> 00:19:53,667
YEAH!

407
00:19:53,750 --> 00:19:55,458
UH.

408
00:19:55,542 --> 00:19:57,458
WHAT'S THIS?

409
00:19:57,542 --> 00:19:58,667
THAT'S IT!

410
00:19:58,750 --> 00:20:02,167
MANDY, I FIGURED OUT
WHAT'S MAKING THAT MUSIC.

411
00:20:02,250 --> 00:20:03,417
ARE YOU OK?

412
00:20:03,500 --> 00:20:04,875
DO I LOOK OK?

413
00:20:04,958 --> 00:20:09,625
IT'S HARD TO TELL... YOU SORT
OF ALWAYS LOOK THAT WAY.

414
00:20:09,708 --> 00:20:11,667
HA HA HA HA.

415
00:20:11,750 --> 00:20:14,083
NOW THAT'S COMEDY.

416
00:20:14,167 --> 00:20:19,125
I HATE RETRO CARTOONS!

417
00:20:19,208 --> 00:20:21,167
SHE SAID IT!

418
00:20:21,250 --> 00:20:23,042
QUICK, BEHIND THAT ROCK.

419
00:20:29,167 --> 00:20:29,958
STOP!

420
00:20:30,042 --> 00:20:33,417
WAIT, PLEASE.

421
00:20:35,417 --> 00:20:38,250
GREAT, THERE GOES
MY WHOLE DESIGN ETHIC.

422
00:20:38,333 --> 00:20:42,375
WHAT NOW?

423
00:20:42,458 --> 00:20:44,125
WHAT'S THIS?

424
00:20:44,208 --> 00:20:46,125
WHY, IT'S THE SKELETON DANCE!

425
00:20:46,208 --> 00:20:49,958
I HAVEN'T DONE THIS
FOR, LIKE, 300 YEARS!

426
00:20:50,042 --> 00:20:53,500
ALL RIGHT BOYS, IF WE
DO THIS, WE DO IT MY WAY.

427
00:20:53,583 --> 00:20:59,083
NOW, IT'S STEP LEFT, KICK RIGHT.

428
00:21:04,083 --> 00:21:05,542
EAT MY DUST.

429
00:21:05,625 --> 00:21:09,458
I DON'T THINK HIDING BEHIND
THIS ROCK IS SUCH A HOT IDEA.

430
00:21:09,542 --> 00:21:11,018
I KNEW IT.

431
00:21:11,042 --> 00:21:14,042
[QUACK] SORRY, I
DON'T DO RUBBER HOSE.

432
00:21:20,750 --> 00:21:22,750
YEAH, NOW YOU'RE SWINGIN'!

433
00:21:23,417 --> 00:21:25,375
HEY, NOT TOO HARD WITH THAT.

434
00:21:31,333 --> 00:21:34,333
[CRASH] [QUACK]

435
00:21:37,250 --> 00:21:40,083
[CLUCK CLUCK] GET
YOURSELF TOGETHER, GRIM.

436
00:21:40,167 --> 00:21:41,792
WE'RE GOING.

437
00:21:46,167 --> 00:21:47,667
UH!

438
00:21:47,750 --> 00:21:52,042
BYE, UNCLE CHOKEY!

439
00:21:52,125 --> 00:21:53,542
OW.

440
00:21:53,625 --> 00:21:56,625
AT FRECKLE BURGER, WE CARE
FOR OUR CUSTOMERS WITH FRECKLE

441
00:21:56,708 --> 00:22:00,667
CUSTOMER CARE, BECAUSE WE
CARE ABOUT OUR FRECKLE CUSTOMERS.

442
00:22:00,750 --> 00:22:05,750
[CRASH] SEE,
GLENYS, I TOLD YOU HE

443
00:22:05,833 --> 00:22:07,833
WOULD BE BACK.

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