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HA HA HA HA HA!

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[CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP]

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ARE WE HAVING FUN YET?

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UHH, WHY IS BILLY DIGGING
UP HIS FRONT LAWN?

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I DON'T KNOW, MANDY.

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I'M STARTING TO THINK BILLY
MIGHT BE A LITTLE BIT STUPID.

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CONFOUND IT, BOY.

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YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I
HATE THE TASTE OF DIRT.

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SORRY, GRIM.

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BUT IT'S COLD OUT, SO
I'M DIGGING TO THE CENTER

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OF THE EARTH WHERE IT'S WARMER.

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BILLY, THE EARTH'S CORE IS
CALCULATED TO BE AT LEAST

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1,000 DEGREES CELSIUS.

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YOU'D BOIL LIKE A LOBSTER.

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HEH HEH HEH.

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I'M PRETTY SURE WE WERE
JUST HAVING THE SAME FANTASY.

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GRIM!

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MANDY!

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LOOK, I FOUND ICE.

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WEIRD, HMM?

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THAT'S PERMAFROST, YOU BOOB.

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IT'S WATER BELOW THE
GROUND THAT'S BEEN FROZEN FOR

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CENTURIES.

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WELL, I GUESS THAT EXPLAINS
THE CAVEMAN I FOUND.

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OH, MY GOSH!

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IT... IT CAN'T BE.

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AN ACTUAL CAVEMAN?

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MANDY, CAN WE THAW OUT THE
CAVEMAN FROM HIS ICY HECK?

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CAN WE, CAN WE, CAN WE, CAN WE?

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OK, I DON'T KNOW WHAT MAKES
EITHER OF YOU THINK THAT

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RELEASING A CAVEMAN THAT'S BEEN
FROZEN FOR THOUSANDS OF YEARS

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INTO THE STREETS OF A
MODERN SOCIETY IS A GOOD IDEA.

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WHO KNOWS HOW HE'LL REACT
TO BEING IN A DIFFERENT TIME?

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YOU'RE RIGHT.

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GIVE ME... THAT SCYTHE!

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GOT... TO... THAW... CAVEMAN!

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NOW YOU'VE DONE IT, BILLY.

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YABBA... YABBA...
DABBA... YABBA DABBA!

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YABBA! DABBA!

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YABBA!

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YABBA DABBA!

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BOO.

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AAH!

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YABBA DABBA YAH!

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[SNIFFING] [TINKLING]

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WELL, AT LEAST THE
FLAMES ARE OUT.

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CAN I REAP THIS GUY NOW?

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JUST LOOK AT HIM.

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HE'S 23.99 THOUSAND YEARS
PAST HIS EXPIRATION DATE.

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YOU CAN'T REAP HIM, GRIM!

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I'VE ALWAYS WANTED
A CAVEMAN OF MY OWN.

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OR A COWBOY.

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CAN I KEEP HIM?

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CAN I, CAN I, CAN I?

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I DON'T KNOW.

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REMEMBER, BILLY, OWNING
A CAVEMAN IS A HUGE

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RESPONSIBILITY.

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OH, PSHAW.

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YOU DON'T GOTS TO WORRY, GRIM.

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I'M GONNA CIVILIZE HIM
AND CLEAN UP HIS POO,

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AND WE'LL BE BEST
FRIENDS FOREVER.

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[HONKING] [ALARM SOUNDS]

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YABBA DABBA DOO!

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OR, IF THAT DOESN'T WORK,
WE CAN ALWAYS MAKE A NICE

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CAVEMAN SKIN RUG OUT OF HIM.

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AGREED.

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WELCOME TO THE 21st CENTURY.

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MY NAME IS BILLY, AND
I'll BE YOUR ROLE MODEL.

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AND YOU WOULD BE?

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YABBA DABBA?

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NO, NO, NO.

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ME... BILLY, YOU?

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OHH, FRED.

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OK.

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SINCE YOU DON'T SPEAK
A-MER-I-CAN, I'll CALL YOU.

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JAKE STEEL.

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I'M GONNA GRAB US A SNACK.

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NOW, DON'T DESTROY
THE HOUSE WHILE I'M GONE.

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DO YOU LIKE CHILI
ON YOUR CEREAL?

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EH, NEVER MIND.

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[MUSIC PLAYING] WHAT THE...

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WOO HOO!

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YEAH, OH HOO!

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UHH, DAD?

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CAN'T YOU SEE I'M BUSY, BILLY?

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BUT IT'S IMPORTANT.

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WHAT IS IT?

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DAD, IF I FOUND A CAVEMAN
BURIED IN THE FRONT YARD,

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CAN I KEEP HIM?

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CAVEMAN, HUH?

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EH, I DON'T THINK YOUR MOTHER
WOULD WANT A FILTHY, DISGUSTING,

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DISEASE-RIDDEN NEANDERTHAL
LIVING IN HER HOUSE.

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FILTHY AND DISGUSTING, EH?

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YOW!

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NOW YOU'LL FIT IN PERFECTLY
IN THE MODERN WORLD.

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LET'S GO INTRODUCE YOU.

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THIS IS JAKE STEEL.

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HE'S MY NEW CAVEMAN.

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SO... THIS IS A CAVEMAN.

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I'M AFRAID SO, AND BILLY
WON'T LET ME TERMINATE HIM.

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JUST REMEMBER THAT WHEN
YOU SEE WHAT HE'S DONE TO YOUR

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BATHROOM TOWELS.

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HE SEEMS TO BE CATCHING ON
TO OUR MODERN WAYS PRETTY

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QUICKLY.

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EH, YAH, YABBA DABBA...

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WELL, HE'S TRYING ANYWAY.

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[CHEWING] [BURP]

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[GROWL] THEN HE SAILED AWAY,

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NEVER TO RETURN.

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AND THAT'S THE STORY OF THIS
CRUSTY OLD PEG LEG, WHICH IS ALL

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I HAVE LEFT TO REMEMBER FROM
THE GREATEST SEA PIRATE CAPTAIN

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THAT EVER LIVED.

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CAPTAIN DEADWOOD THEY
CALLED HIM, BUT DON'T LET THE NAME

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FOOL YOU.

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HE'S NOT REALLY A CAPTAIN.

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EHH... OK, UH, GOOD JOB, PUDIN.

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I DON'T NEED YOUR
PATHETIC SYMPATHY.

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NEXT UP IS BILLY, WHO WILL
NOW COME UP AND SHOW

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EVERYONE WHAT HE
BROUGHT FOR SHOW AND TELL.

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DUDE, WHO TURNED OUT THE LIGHTS?

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WHAT'S GOING ON?

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I'M SCARED, YO.

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GOOD EVENING,
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.

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I BRING YOU THE GREATEST
SPECTACLE OF ALL TIME,

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SOMETHING THAT MUST
BE SEEN TO BE BELIEVED.

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PREPARE YOURSELVES,
FOR I BRING YOU... JAKE STEEL,

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THE CAVEMAN!

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OOH.

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YABBA?

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THAT'S RIGHT, FOLKS,
HE'S A REAL LIFE CAVEMAN

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FROM THE AGE OF DINOSAURS,
BETAMAX TAPES, FLOPPY DISKS,

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AND ACID-WASHED JEANS WITH
HOLES IN THEM ON PURPOSE.

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OOH.

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EWW, HE SMELLS LIKE
YABBA DABBA DOO DOO.

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EH, BILLY, ARE YOU SURE ABOUT
BRINGING A CAVEMAN TO SCHOOL?

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NOT TO WORRY, MS. BUTTERBEAN.

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MANDY SAID THAT EVENTUALLY HE'LL
GET FUTURE SHOCK AND HE WON'T

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BE ABLE TO HANDLE THE UNFAMILIAR
SIGHTS AND SOUNDS OF A TIME

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30,000 YEARS INTO THE FUTURE
AND THAT EVENTUALLY HE'LL SNAP

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AND GO ON AN
UNCONTROLLABLE RAMPAGE.

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BUT I DON'T THINK THAT'S LIKELY.

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THERE'S ABSOLUTELY NO CHANCE
OF JAKE STEEL EVER GETTING OUT

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OF THAT CAGE.

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NOPE.

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YABBA DABBA!

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YAY!

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YABBA DABBA!

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AAH!

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UHH, PLEASE DON'T TELL
THE STUDENTS I LIVE LIKE THIS.

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CAVEMEN CAN'T BE
ALLOWED TO DRIVE.

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IT'S ONE OF THE RULES OUR
SOCIETY WAS FOUNDED ON.

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IF WE'RE GOING TO CATCH HIM,
WE'LL NEED A FAST SET OF WHEELS.

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WE'RE NEVER GOING TO CATCH
BILLY'S CAVEMAN ON THIS STUPID

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GIRL'S BIKE.

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[PANTING] MY GRANDMA-MA
BOUGHT ME THIS

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BIKE, YO.

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ENOUGH OF THIS.

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GRIM, GET US AIRBORNE, NOW.

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YOU GOT IT.

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HEY, THIS IS LIKE THAT
ONE MOVIE WITH THE

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EXTRATERRESTRIAL WHO MAKES
FRIENDS WITH THOSE KIDS AND

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GRIM ALWAYS CRIES AT THE END.

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[CRYING] OH, SHUT UP, BILLY.

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GRIM, YOU SEE ANYTHING?

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NOT A BLASTED THING.

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WAIT A SECOND... THERE HE IS!

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YOU DO KNOW THAT NOW
THAT YOU'VE KIDNAPPED ME,

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I EXPECT TO BE MARRIED.

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AND I WANT 2.5 KIDS,
AND A 2-STORY HOUSE ON

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THE WEST SIDE.

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AND YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO
FIND YOURSELF A WELL-PAYING JOB

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BECAUSE I KNOW YOU
DON'T EXPECT ME TO WORK.

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AND DON'T USE THE
EXCUSE, "OH, I'M A CAVEMAN,

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I DON'T BELONG IN THIS TIME."

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UH-UH, I AIN'T HAVIN' THAT.

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AND ALSO, BRUSH YOUR HAIR.

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YABBA DABBA!

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AAH!

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HEY, EVERYONE, FREE ICE CREAM!

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POOR OLD JAKE STEEL.

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THIS WAS OBVIOUSLY NOT
YOUR TIME, DEAR FRIEND.

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WHAT A WAY TO GO.

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FROZEN SOLID IN A BLOCK
OF CHERRY-FLAVORED ORANGE

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SHERBET ICE CREAM.

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THERE'S ONLY ONE
THING LEFT TO DO.

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ALL RIGHT!

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BUT I DON'T KNOW IF YOU
KIDS SHOULD WATCH THIS.

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IT CAN GET A LITTLE MESSY.

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NO!

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NOT THAT.

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NO?

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THEN WHAT?

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IT WOULD BE NICE IF SOMEONE
COULD SAY A FEW WORDS.

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HE'S NOT DEAD, BILLY, WE
JUST REBURIED HIM IN YOUR

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FRONT YARD AGAIN.

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WHAT A WASTE OF AN EPISODE.

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GOOD BYE, OLD FRIEND, MAY YOU
FIND YOUR DESTINY IN THE FUTURE,

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MIGHTY JAKE STEEL.

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THE FUTURE, WHERE CARS WILL
FLY AND WHERE WE'LL ALL HAVE

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NANO MACHINES IN OUR BLOOD
STREAMS THAT WILL ALLOW US

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TO TELL TIME WITHOUT A WATCH.

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THE FUTURE... THE
FUTURE... THE FUTURE...

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EH, WHA, ERR... OH, HEY, JAKE.

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I GOT HUNGRY ONE NIGHT AND
REMEMBERED THAT THERE WAS

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A BUNCH OF SHERBET
BURIED IN THE YARD.

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I GUESS I FELL IN.

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[RUMBLING] EWW,
LOOK AT THOSE GUYS,

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THEY'RE SO CHUBBY.

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I WONDER WHAT THEY EAT?

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HEE HEE HEE.

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[GRUMBLING] HI!

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HI!

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DO YOU WANT TO PLAY WITH ME?

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OH, SASSY CAT, YOU'RE SECOND
ONLY TO MANDY IN MY HEART, YO.

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IRWIN!

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DON'T LOOK AT ME!

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IT'S OK, IRWIN, I
DIDN'T SEE NOTHING.

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HEY!

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IT'S ALMOST TIME FOR THE
MONSTER MAUL AND BRAWL MOVIE

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OF THE WEEK.

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AH, YEAH!

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BUT... UMM...

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MY MOM WON'T LET ME
WATCH MONSTER MOVIES, YO.

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THAT'S OK, WE'LL WATCH
ON MANDY'S HUGEARAMIC TV!

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LET'S GO!

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AND CHANGE OUT OF YOUR
SISSY SASSY PAJAMAS AND GET RID

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OF YOUR LAMEY WAMEY DOLL.

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WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT, YO?

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I'M NOT WEARING SASSY CAT
PAJAMAS, AND HOLDING A SASSY

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CAT DOLL.

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[MEOW] JUST GO,
AND I'll MEET YOU OUT.

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FRONT.

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OK, SISSY CAT.

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YOU KNOW I DIDN'T
MEAN IT, SASSY.

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I LOVE YOU.

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[DOORBELL] GRIM, DOOR, NOW.

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BRAT.

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HERE YOU GO, YOUR HIGHNESS,
COUNT IDIOT AND LORD WEENIE.

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WHAT DO YOU TWO CRETANS WANT?

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[WHISTLING] OUCH!

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WE'RE HERE TO WATCH THE
MONSTER MAUL AND BRAWL MOVIE

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OF THE WEEK.

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WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'll LET
YOU LOWER LIFE FORMS WATCH SOME.

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LAME MONSTER MOVIE ON MY TV?

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OH, WE JUST THOUGHT THAT
MAYBE OUT OF THE KINDNESS OF...

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IRWIN, SWARM!

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SWARM!

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EH, YOU CHIMPS
AREN'T WORTH THE TIME.

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COME, GRIM, LET'S GO PLAGUE
MINDY'S SLUMBER PARTY.

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00:14:59,542 --> 00:15:02,792
UHH, JUST GIVE ME A MINUTE
TO GO THROUGH MY INFECTION

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COLLECTION.

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YOU GEEKS WANT TO SEE A
GIANT MONSTER BATTLE, HEY?

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YEAH, YEAH, YEAH!

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THIS IS OUR FAVORITE
MONSTER MOVIE OF ALL TIME.

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GORILLASAUR VERSUS THE WHATSIT.

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IT'S THE BEST, YO, AND IT'S
NOT EVEN ON PAY-PER-VIEW.

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HA HA HA.

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THIS AIN'T NOTHING LIKE THE
REAL GIANT MONSTER BATTLES.

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00:15:29,833 --> 00:15:31,917
GIANT MONSTERS ARE REAL, YO?

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OF COURSE THEY'RE REAL, BOY,
WOULD A TALKING MAGICAL SKELETON

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LIE TO YOU?

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THE ANSWER IS HECK, YES.

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COME ON, BOYS, WE'RE GOING
TO THE LAND OF GIANT MONSTERS.

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MYSTICAL JAPAN.

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YAY!

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UHH, WHAT ABOUT MANDY?

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IF SHE ASKS, WE ALL
WENT OUT FOR A HAIRCUT.

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FAIR ENOUGH.

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WHOA.

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WHOA, YO, LAND OF THE SUSHI.

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BIRTHPLACE OF THE
CALIFORNIA ROLL, YO.

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BUT WHERE'S THE
GIANT MONSTERS AT?

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WELL, MOST OF THEM ARE EATING
HEALTHIER, SO THEY AIN'T SO

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GIANT NO MORE.

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BUT I KNOW THAT THE MIGHTY
CRAGERA IS DRAWN BY THE NEED

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TO RESCUE CHILDREN IN PERIL.

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AAH!

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CRAGERA...

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FRIEND TO ALL CHILDREN,
IS HERE TO SAVE YOU.

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OH, THANK GOODNESS, I'M
SO... WOW, A REAL LIFE GIANT

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MONSTER!

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CAN I KEEP HIM, HUH?

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CAN I, CAN I, CAN I?

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00:16:45,125 --> 00:16:47,083
HEY, CRAGGY, HOW YOU BEEN?

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HA HA, WHOA, GRIM!

286
00:16:48,667 --> 00:16:53,625
YOU KNOW THIS GUY?

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THAT'S JUST BILLY, YOU
CAN EAT HIM IF YOU WANT.

288
00:16:56,667 --> 00:16:59,208
OH, HOW DID YOUR LAST
GIANT MONSTER FIGHT GO?

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EH, I TOOK HIM DOWN IN
THE SECOND ROUND, SHOVED

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HIS FACE IN A VOLCANO.

291
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GRAPE APE, IT BURNS, GRAPE APE.

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REMEMBER THAT TIME I
FOUGHT THAT GIANT SILKWORM?

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YEAH, RIGHT JAB, SWISH.

294
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LEFT JAB, SWISH.

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ONE ROUND, CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT?

296
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OH, OH, AND THAT BIG
EVENT... THRILLA IN MAGILLA.

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00:17:23,250 --> 00:17:25,375
THAT WAS A CLASS ACT, MAN.

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00:17:25,458 --> 00:17:29,000
WHEN'S HE GONNA FIGHT
ANOTHER MONSTER?

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00:17:37,333 --> 00:17:44,583
[ROARS] AH, MY EVIL
ARCHENEMY, KITTYRA.

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00:17:44,667 --> 00:17:47,333
IT'S CLOBBERING TIME.

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00:17:50,333 --> 00:17:55,542
UHH, I THINK MAYBE WE SHOULD
BE GETTING BACK TO MANDY'S.

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00:17:55,625 --> 00:17:58,625
YAY!

303
00:17:58,708 --> 00:18:03,125
NOW WHERE DID THOSE
MINDLESS BOOBS GO?

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"DEAR MANDY, ME AND
GRIM AND IRWIN WENT TO

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THE LAND OF PAJAMAS TO SEE
WHERE REAL MONSTERS LIVE.

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YOUR FRIEND, BILLY.

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P.S. GRIM DISOBEYED YOUR
DIRECT ORDER TO DO THIS.

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P.S.S. WE ALL WENT
OUT TO GET HAIRCUTS.

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"P.S.S.S. I LIKE APPLESAUCE."

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UHH, LAND OF GIANT
MONSTERS, HUH?

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THOSE PEONS ARE GOING
TO PAY FOR THEIR INSOLENCE.

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00:18:34,083 --> 00:18:36,083
WE GOTS TO HELP HIM, GRIM!

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MAKE ME INTO A GIANT
MONSTER SO I CAN HELP.

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00:18:39,542 --> 00:18:42,708
NORMALLY I'D OBJECT TO THIS
KIND OF MISUSE OF ME POWERS.

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00:18:42,792 --> 00:18:46,458
BUT SINCE YOU WILL MOST
LIKELY BE DESTROYED, I'M GAME.

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SUPER HAPPY HYPER MONSTER
FIGHTER BILLY TO THE RESCUE.

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00:19:30,000 --> 00:19:31,792
WHAT DO WE DO, TURTLEY?

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THE ONLY WAY I'll BE STRONG
ENOUGH TO BEAT HIM IS IF THE.

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CHILDREN UNITE IN SONG FOR ME.

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♪ CRAGERA WHAT'S
GOING ON HERE, BONY?

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00:19:45,208 --> 00:19:47,833
WHO AUTHORIZED THIS
LITTLE EXPEDITION OF YOURS?

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UHH, UHH... BILLY.

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00:19:50,000 --> 00:19:52,458
BILLY DEMANDED THAT I TAKE HIM
TO GO SEE WHERE GIANT MONSTERS

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LIVE.

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00:19:53,958 --> 00:19:59,542
NOW HE'S ONE OF THEM AND
GETTING HIS BUTT HANDED TO HIM.

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00:19:59,625 --> 00:20:07,042
I TOLD HIM NOT TO LEAVE
YOU BEHIND, MY LOVE.

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00:20:07,125 --> 00:20:09,042
GRIM, SOUP ME UP.

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00:20:16,833 --> 00:20:20,976
GREAT, IT'S MEGAGORILLASAUR,
HE'LL DESTROY US ALL.

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00:20:21,000 --> 00:20:25,083
STEP AWAY FROM THE GIANT
IDIOT AND HIS UGLY PET TURTLE.

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00:20:25,167 --> 00:20:25,792
YAY!

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00:20:25,875 --> 00:20:27,292
IT'S MANDY!

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00:20:27,375 --> 00:20:29,042
A FRIEND OF YOURS?

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00:20:29,125 --> 00:20:32,875
YEP, BUT SHE'S STILL
GONNA DESTROY US ALL.

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00:20:38,292 --> 00:20:41,667
[ROARS] SHOULD WE HELP?

335
00:20:41,750 --> 00:20:43,958
NAH, SHE'S GOT IT UNDER CONTROL.

336
00:20:44,042 --> 00:20:47,167
NO, I MEANT SHOULD
WE HELP KITTYRA?

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00:20:47,250 --> 00:20:49,833
I MEAN, EVEN HE
DOESN'T DESERVE THIS.

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00:20:49,917 --> 00:20:54,583
SHH, I'M WATCHING
A MONSTER FIGHT.

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00:21:03,083 --> 00:21:05,018
YOU'RE NEXT, BILLY.

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00:21:05,042 --> 00:21:08,375
YOU'RE ON YOUR OWN, SONNY!

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00:21:08,458 --> 00:21:10,917
OH!

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00:21:11,000 --> 00:21:16,958
OW, YOU FRACTURED MY PLATYPUS.

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00:21:17,042 --> 00:21:20,875
AHH, NOW THIS IS A GIANT
MONSTER BATTLE, EH, IRWIN?

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00:21:20,958 --> 00:21:23,583
AAH!

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00:21:23,667 --> 00:21:27,167
[CRASH] THAT OUGHT TO DO IT.

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00:21:27,250 --> 00:21:29,125
I THINK YOU'VE ALL
LEARNED YOUR LESSON.

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00:21:29,208 --> 00:21:32,083
OR YOU WILL ONCE WE GET HOME
AND YOU PULL DOUBLE CHORE DUTY FOR

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00:21:32,167 --> 00:21:35,292
ORCHESTRATING THIS LITTLE
TRIP WITHOUT MY PERMISSION, GRIM.

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00:21:35,375 --> 00:21:38,976
BUT... BUT... EH,
WHO AM I KIDDING?

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00:21:39,000 --> 00:21:43,018
IT WAS WORTH IT TO SEE SOME
QUALITY MONSTER BRAWLS AGAIN.

351
00:21:43,042 --> 00:21:46,125
LET'S HOPE IT WAS WORTH
DOUBLE SALIVA POOP DUTY.

352
00:21:46,208 --> 00:21:47,083
LET'S GO HOME.

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00:21:47,167 --> 00:21:49,833
[SIGHING] YEAH.

354
00:21:49,917 --> 00:21:52,625
HEY, WHAT DID YOU DO
WITH MEGAGORILLASAUR?

355
00:21:52,708 --> 00:21:55,042
EH, I LEFT HIM ON AUTOPILOT.

356
00:21:59,708 --> 00:22:01,958
COME ON, BILLY, LET'S GO HOME.

357
00:22:02,042 --> 00:22:04,000
NAH, I'll WALK.

358
00:22:13,083 --> 00:22:16,625
DID THE OCEAN GET WARMER
ALL OF A SUDDEN, OR IS IT JUST ME?

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00:22:19,917 --> 00:22:21,042
[HUMMING] [DOORBELL RINGS]

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00:22:21,125 --> 00:22:23,917
DOORBELL, HONEY BUTTONS.

361
00:22:24,000 --> 00:22:26,250
CAN I HELP YOU?

362
00:22:26,333 --> 00:22:29,875
[CAWING] [BARKING]

363
00:22:36,375 --> 00:22:42,542
[CAWING] [BARKING]

364
00:22:42,625 --> 00:22:43,750
WHO WAS IT, DEAR?

365
00:22:43,833 --> 00:22:46,000
AH, PROOF AGAINST EVOLUTION.

366
00:22:46,083 --> 00:22:48,708
HA HA HA.

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00:22:48,792 --> 00:22:52,667
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