1 00:00:04,208 --> 00:00:07,042 CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP 2 00:00:07,125 --> 00:00:09,125 [LAUGHING] 3 00:00:31,375 --> 00:00:34,833 ORDINARY MORALITY IS FOR ORDINARY PEOPLE. 4 00:00:45,625 --> 00:00:50,333 [GRUNTING] THIS IS FOR 5 00:00:50,417 --> 00:00:53,167 NOT RETURNING MY LAWNMOWER! 6 00:00:53,250 --> 00:00:54,417 OW! 7 00:00:54,500 --> 00:00:57,125 ALWAYS GIVE BACK THE THINGS THAT YOU BORROW. 8 00:00:57,208 --> 00:00:58,708 [GROANING] 9 00:01:06,542 --> 00:01:08,750 OH, THAT HOSS DELGADO! 10 00:01:09,208 --> 00:01:12,083 I WANT TO GROW UP TO BE JUST LIKE HIM! 11 00:01:12,167 --> 00:01:14,917 YOU MEAN A SAD, PATHETIC, MUSCLE-BOUND, DUMB-AS-ROCKS, 12 00:01:15,000 --> 00:01:16,375 MIDDLE-AGED MAMA'S BOY? 13 00:01:16,458 --> 00:01:17,500 YEAH! 14 00:01:17,583 --> 00:01:19,083 HE'S A TRUE HERO! 15 00:01:19,167 --> 00:01:19,833 BAH! 16 00:01:19,917 --> 00:01:21,083 HE'S NO HERO. 17 00:01:21,167 --> 00:01:23,583 THAT TERM HAS BEEN SO TWISTED THAT NOBODY EVEN KNOWS WHAT IT 18 00:01:23,667 --> 00:01:24,958 MEANS ANYMORE. 19 00:01:25,042 --> 00:01:25,792 HEY, BILLY! 20 00:01:25,875 --> 00:01:27,042 GUESS WHAT, YO! 21 00:01:27,125 --> 00:01:29,125 MY MOM SAYS IT'S SAFE FOR YOU TO SLEEP OVER NOW. 22 00:01:29,208 --> 00:01:31,667 I'M OVER MY SPECIAL PROBLEM, YO. 23 00:01:31,750 --> 00:01:33,000 YOU'RE A HERO! 24 00:01:33,083 --> 00:01:34,083 UGH! 25 00:01:34,167 --> 00:01:36,042 I JUST ATE 12 PIZZAS WITHOUT THROWING UP! 26 00:01:36,125 --> 00:01:37,417 YOU'RE A HERO! 27 00:01:37,500 --> 00:01:40,833 I JUST POPPED A HUGE PUS-FILLED PIMPLE ON MY BACK. 28 00:01:40,917 --> 00:01:42,083 YOU'RE A HERO! 29 00:01:42,167 --> 00:01:43,458 SEE WHAT I MEAN?! 30 00:01:43,542 --> 00:01:46,061 BACK IN THE OLD DAYS, YOU'D HAVE TO DO SOMETHING REALLY 31 00:01:46,085 --> 00:01:49,417 EXCEPTIONAL TO BE CALLED A HERO, LIKE SLAYING AN EVIL WIZARD 32 00:01:49,500 --> 00:01:51,083 OR RESCUING A PRINCESS. 33 00:01:51,167 --> 00:01:54,792 BUT THE ONE SURE-FIRE WAY OF INSTANTLY BECOMING A HERO WAS TO 34 00:01:54,875 --> 00:01:58,125 FIGHT A MIGHTY DRAGON IN A ONE-ON-ONE BATTLE. 35 00:01:58,208 --> 00:01:59,208 OK! I'll TRY THAT! 36 00:02:00,083 --> 00:02:00,708 TRY WHAT? 37 00:02:00,792 --> 00:02:01,958 FIGHTING A DRAGON! 38 00:02:02,042 --> 00:02:04,542 SO THAT I MAY BECOME A HERO, TOO! 39 00:02:04,625 --> 00:02:07,042 YOU WOULDN'T LAST ONE ONE-TRILLIONTH OF A SECOND. 40 00:02:07,125 --> 00:02:08,667 OH, PLEASE, GRIM. 41 00:02:08,750 --> 00:02:11,018 I WANTS TO BE A HERO, TOO! 42 00:02:11,042 --> 00:02:13,750 AS MUCH AS I'D LIKE TO SEE YOU GET RIPPED TO SHREDS BY A 43 00:02:13,833 --> 00:02:15,917 DRAGON... OK! 44 00:02:16,000 --> 00:02:17,000 YOU CAN DO IT. 45 00:02:17,083 --> 00:02:21,000 AND I KNOW JUST THE PERSON TO TRAIN YOU. 46 00:02:21,083 --> 00:02:22,542 WHERE ARE WE, GRIM? 47 00:02:22,625 --> 00:02:25,667 WE'RE IN THE MIDDLE AGES, A TIME WHEN NOBLE KNIGHTS PUT ON 48 00:02:25,750 --> 00:02:28,583 ABOUT 20 EXTRA POUNDS AND DECIDED TO BUY FAST HORSES SO 49 00:02:28,667 --> 00:02:30,875 THEY COULD STILL IMPRESS THE DAMSELS IN DISTRESS. 50 00:02:30,958 --> 00:02:33,061 SO, WHEN ARE WE GONNA FIND A DRAGON, GRIM? 51 00:02:33,085 --> 00:02:36,208 FIRST, BILLY, YOU MUST LEARN FROM THE GREATEST DRAGON-SLAYER 52 00:02:36,292 --> 00:02:37,875 WHO EVER SLEW A DRAGON. 53 00:02:41,000 --> 00:02:42,976 GOOD OLD BOSS DEL... AAGH! 54 00:02:43,000 --> 00:02:45,417 [GRUNTING] HEY, PUNCHY? 55 00:02:45,500 --> 00:02:46,917 WHAT IS IT, LITTLE BOY? 56 00:02:47,000 --> 00:02:48,458 WE NEED YOU TO DO SOMETHING FOR US. 57 00:02:48,542 --> 00:02:50,000 WHAT DO YOU WANT? 58 00:02:50,083 --> 00:02:53,125 WE NEED SOMEONE TO TURN THIS PATHETIC, SAD, IDIOT OF A BOY 59 00:02:53,208 --> 00:02:55,208 INTO A PATHETIC SAD DRAGON-SLAYER. 60 00:02:55,292 --> 00:02:57,000 I HAVE A STRICT POLICY. 61 00:02:57,083 --> 00:02:58,083 OW! 62 00:02:58,125 --> 00:02:59,917 HA HA HA HA! 63 00:03:00,000 --> 00:03:01,583 I DON'T WORK WITH IDIOTS. 64 00:03:01,667 --> 00:03:02,542 ALL RIGHT. 65 00:03:02,625 --> 00:03:04,125 I'll CUT YOU A DEAL. 66 00:03:04,208 --> 00:03:07,042 YOU TRAIN BILLY TO LAST AT LEAST ONE MINUTE AGAINST A DRAGON, AND 67 00:03:07,125 --> 00:03:09,583 I'll LET YOU BEAT THE SNOT OUT OF GRIM ANY TIME YOU... 68 00:03:09,667 --> 00:03:12,750 DEAL! 69 00:03:12,833 --> 00:03:13,833 MANDY! 70 00:03:13,917 --> 00:03:16,708 HE LOOKS JUST LIKE... DON'T REMIND ME. 71 00:03:16,792 --> 00:03:19,083 ALL RIGHT, LISTEN, IF WE DO THIS, 72 00:03:19,167 --> 00:03:21,917 WE DO THIS MY WAY OR NOT AT ALL. 73 00:03:22,000 --> 00:03:24,000 BUT, BE WARNED: THE TRAINING WILL BE LONG, 74 00:03:24,083 --> 00:03:27,625 GRUELING, AND PAINFUL... LIKE WHEN I MAKE A STINKY. 75 00:03:27,708 --> 00:03:31,000 BUT I WILL GUARANTEE YOU THIS: AFTER THE AGONIZING, TORTUROUS 76 00:03:31,083 --> 00:03:34,083 TRAINING IS COMPLETE, MAYBE, JUST MAYBE... IF YOU'RE LUCKY... 77 00:03:34,167 --> 00:03:36,458 I'M NOT MAKING ANY PROMISES, BUT IF YOU PLAY YOUR CARDS 78 00:03:36,542 --> 00:03:39,833 RIGHT, YOU MIGHT... JUST MIGHT... PROBABLY... PROBABLY... 79 00:03:39,917 --> 00:03:41,708 BECOME A HERO. 80 00:03:41,792 --> 00:03:43,144 BUT MOST LIKELY NOT. 81 00:03:43,168 --> 00:03:44,250 YAY! 82 00:03:44,333 --> 00:03:45,917 WAIT A SECOND. 83 00:03:46,000 --> 00:03:48,000 PREPARE TO SCYTHE WIPE. 84 00:03:48,083 --> 00:03:50,792 NOW LISTEN, ALBERT, BEFORE WE GET TO THE ACTUAL 85 00:03:50,875 --> 00:03:52,833 COMBAT TRAINING, FIRST THINGS FIRST. 86 00:03:52,917 --> 00:03:57,333 I NEED THIS LIST OF CHORES DONE. 87 00:03:57,417 --> 00:04:00,167 BUT I WANT TO LEARN HOW TO KILL! 88 00:04:00,250 --> 00:04:01,458 IN DUE TIME, ALBERT. 89 00:04:01,542 --> 00:04:05,833 START THE TRAINING MONTAGE FOOTAGE. 90 00:04:05,917 --> 00:04:08,042 [FARTS] 91 00:04:12,625 --> 00:04:13,542 AAH! 92 00:04:13,625 --> 00:04:16,708 NOW THE ARMPITS. 93 00:04:23,000 --> 00:04:29,375 [SIGHS] I TAKE IT YOU'RE UPSET BY 94 00:04:29,458 --> 00:04:30,042 SOMETHING. 95 00:04:30,125 --> 00:04:31,250 OH, YEAH! 96 00:04:31,333 --> 00:04:35,000 I'M TIRED OF DOING YOUR STUPID CHORES FOR YOU! 97 00:04:35,083 --> 00:04:37,434 YOU SAID YOU WERE GONNA TEACH ME HOW TO SLAY A DRAGON SO THAT I 98 00:04:37,458 --> 00:04:40,833 COULD BECOME A HERO, BUT, SO FAR, I HAVEN'T LEARNED 99 00:04:40,917 --> 00:04:42,208 JACK SQUAT! 100 00:04:42,292 --> 00:04:47,976 I SAY YOU HAVE LEARNED JACK SQUAT. 101 00:04:48,000 --> 00:04:51,083 GRAB THAT SWORD NEXT TO YOU. 102 00:04:51,167 --> 00:04:54,667 SHOW ME FAN THE FLIES. 103 00:04:54,750 --> 00:04:58,500 SHOW ME SCRUB MY BACK. 104 00:04:58,583 --> 00:05:02,542 NOW SHOW ME CHOP THE WOOD. 105 00:05:02,625 --> 00:05:04,083 OH, I GET IT! 106 00:05:04,167 --> 00:05:07,333 BY WORKING ME NEARLY TO DEATH DOING ALL THESE CHORES, YOU WERE 107 00:05:07,417 --> 00:05:10,125 SECRETLY TEACHING ME COMBAT TRAINING. 108 00:05:10,208 --> 00:05:13,833 YOU ARE THE GREATEST DRAGON-SLAYER IN THE WORLD! 109 00:05:13,917 --> 00:05:16,917 NOW, BOBBY, BEFORE YOU GO AND CHALLENGE ANY 110 00:05:17,000 --> 00:05:19,200 DRAGON TO DEADLY COMBAT, YOU MUST FIRST LEARN ABOUT YOUR 111 00:05:19,250 --> 00:05:20,708 ENEMY. 112 00:05:20,792 --> 00:05:22,684 CAN I JUST FIND A DRAGON AND CHOP ITS HEAD OFF AND EAT ITS 113 00:05:22,708 --> 00:05:24,583 SKIN AND WEAR ITS BONES LIKE A HAT? 114 00:05:24,667 --> 00:05:25,976 NOT YET. 115 00:05:26,000 --> 00:05:27,292 NOW, LISTEN CAREFULLY. 116 00:05:27,375 --> 00:05:31,000 THERE, BEYOND THOSE HILLS, LIES THE LAST LIVING DRAGON 117 00:05:31,083 --> 00:05:34,708 AND GOES BY THE TERRIBLE NAME OF KILLDOZER. 118 00:05:34,792 --> 00:05:36,458 [GASPS] I WANT YOU TO GO THERE AND 119 00:05:36,542 --> 00:05:37,875 OBSERVE HIM IN SECRET. 120 00:05:37,958 --> 00:05:39,167 FIND HIS WEAKNESS. 121 00:05:39,250 --> 00:05:42,167 YOU MUST REMAIN OUT OF SIGHT, FOR HE WON'T HESITATE TO EAT YOU 122 00:05:42,250 --> 00:05:43,625 WHOLE. 123 00:05:43,708 --> 00:05:45,958 THEN CAN I EAT HIS SKIN AND WEAR HIS BONES LIKE A HAT? 124 00:05:46,042 --> 00:05:48,667 [SIGHS] YES. 125 00:05:48,750 --> 00:05:52,542 [BUZZER] WHO IS IT? 126 00:05:52,625 --> 00:05:54,667 IT'S ME, BILLY! 127 00:05:54,750 --> 00:05:57,083 I CAME TO SECRETLY OBSERVE YOU SO I CAN FIND OUT YOUR 128 00:05:57,167 --> 00:05:59,792 WEAKNESSES SO I CAN EVENTUALLY CHOP YOUR HEAD OFF AND EAT YOUR 129 00:05:59,875 --> 00:06:02,625 SKIN AND WEAR YOUR BONES LIKE A HAT. 130 00:06:02,708 --> 00:06:06,250 HOLD ON. 131 00:06:06,333 --> 00:06:07,042 HI, BILLY. 132 00:06:07,125 --> 00:06:08,583 WELCOME TO MY HOME. 133 00:06:08,667 --> 00:06:13,125 MY NAME'S... UH, UM... HAROLD. 134 00:06:13,208 --> 00:06:13,708 NO, NO, NO. 135 00:06:13,792 --> 00:06:15,000 IRVING. 136 00:06:15,083 --> 00:06:16,083 SYLVESTER? 137 00:06:16,125 --> 00:06:17,125 RICARDO. SAMUEL? 138 00:06:17,833 --> 00:06:19,083 PONCH... JAMAL! 139 00:06:19,167 --> 00:06:21,417 HEY, KILLDOZER, WHAT'S WITH ALL THIS EXERCISING 140 00:06:21,500 --> 00:06:22,208 JUNK? 141 00:06:22,292 --> 00:06:23,625 I LIKE TO WORK OUT. 142 00:06:23,708 --> 00:06:25,667 IT KEEPS MY MIND SHARP AND FOCUSED. 143 00:06:25,750 --> 00:06:26,125 YOU LIKE SHAKES? 144 00:06:26,208 --> 00:06:27,292 I LIKE SHAKES! 145 00:06:27,375 --> 00:06:29,208 SAY, YOU WANT TO TRY ONE OF MY HEALTH SHAKES? 146 00:06:29,292 --> 00:06:30,042 NAH, NOT RIGHT NOW. 147 00:06:30,125 --> 00:06:31,125 OK. 148 00:06:31,208 --> 00:06:32,208 I'll GO GET YOU ONE. 149 00:06:32,292 --> 00:06:33,917 HERE YOU GO. 150 00:06:37,000 --> 00:06:38,208 GOOD, HUH? 151 00:06:38,292 --> 00:06:39,708 LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT. 152 00:06:39,792 --> 00:06:42,833 YOU LIKE TO WORK OUT ALL DAY AND NIGHT AND DRINK THESE GROSS 153 00:06:42,917 --> 00:06:44,083 HEALTHY SHAKES. 154 00:06:44,167 --> 00:06:46,292 IT'S NO WONDER YOU'RE THE LAST DRAGON ALIVE. 155 00:06:46,375 --> 00:06:49,292 ALL THE OTHER DRAGONS HAVE ALL BEEN OUT PARTYING IT UP, 156 00:06:49,375 --> 00:06:51,417 LIVING THEIR LIVES TO THE FULLEST. 157 00:06:51,500 --> 00:06:54,458 IT'S TIME TO START LIVING IT UP... 158 00:06:54,542 --> 00:06:56,792 BILLY STYLE! 159 00:06:59,042 --> 00:07:01,625 AAGH! 160 00:07:01,708 --> 00:07:03,000 YEAH! 161 00:07:03,083 --> 00:07:10,083 [RETCHING] [BURP] 162 00:07:12,417 --> 00:07:18,375 [TARZAN YELL] [LAUGHTER] 163 00:07:18,458 --> 00:07:23,167 [TECHNO PLAYING] WOW, BILLY. 164 00:07:23,250 --> 00:07:25,000 THIS IS THE MOST FUN I EVER HAD. 165 00:07:25,083 --> 00:07:26,167 YOU'RE THE GREATEST! 166 00:07:26,250 --> 00:07:29,667 NO, KILLDOZER, YOU'RE THE GREATEST! 167 00:07:29,750 --> 00:07:32,500 IT'S TOO BAD I GOTTA SLAY YOU TOMORROW SO THAT I CAN FINALLY 168 00:07:32,583 --> 00:07:35,000 BECOME A HERO, OR ELSE WE COULD HANG OUT ALL THE TIME. 169 00:07:35,083 --> 00:07:38,667 BYE, KILLDOZER. 170 00:07:38,750 --> 00:07:40,643 SO, DID YOU LEARN THAT VICIOUS DRAGON'S WEAKNESS, 171 00:07:40,667 --> 00:07:41,208 BILLY? 172 00:07:41,292 --> 00:07:42,458 I SURE DID. 173 00:07:42,542 --> 00:07:44,208 ARE YOU READY TO BE A HERO THEN? 174 00:07:44,292 --> 00:07:45,042 YES! 175 00:07:45,125 --> 00:07:46,125 GOOD. 176 00:07:46,167 --> 00:07:48,102 THEN YOUR JOURNEY IS ALMOST COMPLETE. 177 00:07:48,126 --> 00:07:50,458 ONLY ONE THING REMAINS. 178 00:07:50,542 --> 00:07:56,000 [RINGING] HELLO? 179 00:07:56,083 --> 00:07:57,750 HELLO, VICIOUS DRAGON. 180 00:07:57,833 --> 00:08:01,083 THIS IS SIR BOSS DEL GUAPO... YOU MAY HAVE HEARD OF ME, 181 00:08:01,167 --> 00:08:04,875 THE WORLD'S GREATEST DRAGON-SLAYER. 182 00:08:04,958 --> 00:08:06,417 NO, SORRY. 183 00:08:06,500 --> 00:08:07,417 NO? 184 00:08:07,500 --> 00:08:08,860 YOUR FRIENDS NEVER TALKED ABOUT ME? 185 00:08:08,917 --> 00:08:09,667 NO. 186 00:08:09,750 --> 00:08:12,417 I... I DON'T THINK SO. 187 00:08:12,500 --> 00:08:14,042 HUH. 188 00:08:14,125 --> 00:08:17,000 ANYWAY, I CALLED TO CHALLENGE YOU TO A FIGHT. 189 00:08:17,083 --> 00:08:20,083 THE THING IS, I'M NOT FEELING TOO WELL AT THE 190 00:08:20,167 --> 00:08:21,375 MOMENT. 191 00:08:21,458 --> 00:08:23,750 I HAD A LATE NIGHT LAST NIGHT. 192 00:08:23,833 --> 00:08:26,625 WELL, ACCORDING TO THE DRAGON CODE OF HONOR, ANY DRAGON MUST 193 00:08:26,708 --> 00:08:29,042 ACCEPT ANY CHALLENGE MADE AGAINST HIM NO MATTER WHAT THE 194 00:08:29,125 --> 00:08:30,125 COST. 195 00:08:30,167 --> 00:08:31,500 SEE YOU AT TARTARUS, DRAGON! 196 00:08:31,583 --> 00:08:33,333 TELL KILLDOZER I SAID HI! 197 00:08:33,417 --> 00:08:34,417 NO! GET AWAY! 198 00:08:34,875 --> 00:08:35,875 TELL HIM! I SAID NO! 199 00:08:36,042 --> 00:08:37,083 HI, KILLDOZER! 200 00:08:37,167 --> 00:08:38,708 GET AWAY FROM THE PHONE, YOU LITTLE... 201 00:08:38,792 --> 00:08:39,958 ALL RIGHT, RUSSELL. 202 00:08:40,042 --> 00:08:43,144 YOU READY TO BECOME THE HERO YOU WERE BORN TO BE? 203 00:08:43,168 --> 00:08:44,667 HI, BILLY! 204 00:08:44,750 --> 00:08:46,708 HI, KILLDOZER! 205 00:08:46,792 --> 00:08:47,292 OH, MAN! 206 00:08:47,375 --> 00:08:48,583 CUT THAT OUT. 207 00:08:48,667 --> 00:08:50,875 NOW, ATTACK THE DRAGON AND BRING ME BACK HIS HEAD. 208 00:08:50,958 --> 00:08:52,042 YES, SIR! 209 00:08:52,125 --> 00:08:54,625 BILLY, ARE YOU SURE YOU WANT TO GO THROUGH WITH THIS? 210 00:08:54,708 --> 00:08:56,167 I HAVE TO, GRIM. 211 00:08:56,250 --> 00:08:59,208 IT'S THE ONLY WAY OF BECOMING A TRUE HERO. 212 00:08:59,292 --> 00:09:00,292 NOW, STEP ASIDE. 213 00:09:14,042 --> 00:09:15,750 I CAN'T DO IT! 214 00:09:15,833 --> 00:09:17,917 I KNEW HE DIDN'T HAVE IT IN HIM. 215 00:09:18,000 --> 00:09:19,958 ENRIQUE, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! 216 00:09:20,042 --> 00:09:22,542 SLICE HIS HEAD OFF WITH YOUR SWORD, MAN! 217 00:09:22,625 --> 00:09:23,292 NO! 218 00:09:23,375 --> 00:09:24,417 I WON'T DO IT! 219 00:09:24,500 --> 00:09:26,750 DRAGONS ARE OUR FRIENDS! 220 00:09:26,833 --> 00:09:30,125 WELL, IF YOU WON'T, THEN I'll HAVE TO DO IT MYSELF! 221 00:09:30,208 --> 00:09:32,792 DIE, VILE DRAGON! 222 00:09:32,875 --> 00:09:34,625 QUICK, GRIM, YOUR SCYTHE. 223 00:09:34,708 --> 00:09:36,083 YEAH, WHAT ABOUT IT? 224 00:09:36,167 --> 00:09:37,625 THROW IT TO BILLY, QUICK. 225 00:09:37,708 --> 00:09:40,125 OH, RIGHT. 226 00:09:40,208 --> 00:09:45,976 BILLY, CATCH! 227 00:09:46,000 --> 00:09:49,000 BILLY, YOU SAVED MY LIFE! 228 00:09:49,083 --> 00:09:51,333 YOU'RE MY HERO. 229 00:09:51,417 --> 00:09:52,500 HERO? 230 00:09:52,583 --> 00:09:54,333 DO YOU MEAN IT? 231 00:09:54,417 --> 00:09:57,458 MANDY, GRIM... I'M A HERO! 232 00:09:57,542 --> 00:09:59,750 I'M A HERO! 233 00:09:59,833 --> 00:10:01,917 YOU'RE NO HERO, BILLY. 234 00:10:02,000 --> 00:10:04,042 YOU'RE JUST A BOOB WHO GOT LUCKY. 235 00:10:04,125 --> 00:10:05,708 SO, WHERE DID BOSS GO TO, GRIM? 236 00:10:05,792 --> 00:10:07,000 I DON'T KNOW, MANDY. 237 00:10:07,083 --> 00:10:10,000 THE SCYTHE COULD HAVE COMPLETELY OBLITERATED HIM, OR ZAPPED HIM 238 00:10:10,083 --> 00:10:13,083 INTO SOME FREAKY DIMENSION. 239 00:10:13,167 --> 00:10:14,417 EGG ROLLS! 240 00:10:14,500 --> 00:10:15,917 HALF OFF TODAY ONLY. 241 00:10:16,000 --> 00:10:17,375 EGG ROLLS, HALF OFF! 242 00:10:17,458 --> 00:10:18,708 HELLO, KIND SIR. 243 00:10:18,792 --> 00:10:21,625 WOULD YOU LIKE TO COME IN AND TRY OUR NEW EGG ROLLS? 244 00:10:21,708 --> 00:10:23,792 HMM? 245 00:10:29,250 --> 00:10:30,583 EGG ROLLS, HUH? 246 00:10:30,667 --> 00:10:34,250 SOUNDS GOOD. 247 00:10:38,458 --> 00:10:42,125 MAN, THAT GUY WAS UGLY. 248 00:10:55,042 --> 00:10:58,083 OH, I HOPE DRACULA LIKES THESE PEANUT BUTTER AND BLOOD 249 00:10:58,167 --> 00:10:59,708 COOKIES I MADE HIM. 250 00:10:59,792 --> 00:11:01,958 I'll TAKE CANCELLED TV SHOWS FOR 300, ALEX. 251 00:11:02,042 --> 00:11:02,917 SEE YOU LATER, KIDS! 252 00:11:03,000 --> 00:11:04,059 I'M OFF TO BOTHER SOME OLD PEOPLE. 253 00:11:04,083 --> 00:11:05,542 HEY! 254 00:11:05,625 --> 00:11:09,417 THIS SHOW STARRED A BEAR WITH AN EVIL BRAIN ATTACHED. 255 00:11:09,500 --> 00:11:10,500 BYE! OH, COME ON. 256 00:11:11,125 --> 00:11:13,000 SURELY SOMEONE HAS SEEN THAT SHOW. 257 00:11:13,083 --> 00:11:15,542 I GUESS NOT. 258 00:11:15,625 --> 00:11:19,061 THIS NEUTRAL COUNTRY IS FAMOUS FOR SWISS CHEESE, SWISS 259 00:11:19,085 --> 00:11:22,000 CHOCOLATE, AND SWISS BANK ACCOUNTS. 260 00:11:22,083 --> 00:11:23,250 WHAT IS PERU? 261 00:11:23,333 --> 00:11:24,750 WHAT IS SWITZERLAND? 262 00:11:24,833 --> 00:11:25,875 SWITZERLAND. 263 00:11:25,958 --> 00:11:27,000 DRACULA KNEW THAT. 264 00:11:27,083 --> 00:11:28,083 HEY, DRACULA. 265 00:11:28,125 --> 00:11:31,083 HOW'S MY FAVORITE RETIRED MONSTER? 266 00:11:31,167 --> 00:11:32,542 WHO YOU SUPPOSED TO BE? 267 00:11:32,625 --> 00:11:35,833 UH, I'M THE GRIM REAPER. 268 00:11:35,917 --> 00:11:37,708 YOU AIN'T GONNA TAKE DRACULA WITHOUT A FIGHT. 269 00:11:37,792 --> 00:11:39,875 DRACULA STILL GOT LOTS OF LADIES TO LOVE. 270 00:11:39,958 --> 00:11:41,083 OH, NO, NO, NO, NO. 271 00:11:41,167 --> 00:11:42,583 I'M YOUR FRIEND, REMEMBER? 272 00:11:42,667 --> 00:11:43,333 HERE. 273 00:11:43,417 --> 00:11:44,833 I BROUGHT THESE FOR YOU. 274 00:11:44,917 --> 00:11:45,917 WHAT THEM? 275 00:11:45,958 --> 00:11:46,750 COOKIES. 276 00:11:46,833 --> 00:11:48,917 LOOK MORE LIKE A BOX OF PITY. 277 00:11:49,000 --> 00:11:50,708 DRACULA DON'T NEED YOUR PITY. 278 00:11:50,792 --> 00:11:55,708 [SOBS] SORRY TO BOTHER YOU, DRACULA. 279 00:11:55,792 --> 00:11:58,667 I JUST WANTED TO DO SOMETHING NICE IS ALL... 280 00:11:58,750 --> 00:12:01,708 'CAUSE YOU'RE MY CHILDHOOD HERO... 281 00:12:01,792 --> 00:12:05,250 THE GUY I ALWAYS LOOKED UP TO... 282 00:12:05,333 --> 00:12:08,042 ALMOST LIKE A FATHER-FIGURE. 283 00:12:08,125 --> 00:12:11,000 THE ONE... LET DRACULA SEE WHAT YOU GOT. 284 00:12:13,958 --> 00:12:15,667 DRACULA HATE PEANUT BUTTER. 285 00:12:15,750 --> 00:12:16,375 OH. 286 00:12:16,458 --> 00:12:17,875 TELL YOU WHAT, THOUGH. 287 00:12:17,958 --> 00:12:20,143 IF YOU WANT, YOU CAN GO WITH DRACULA TO THE EARLY-BIRD DINNER 288 00:12:20,167 --> 00:12:22,000 AT FANNY'S CAFETERIA. 289 00:12:22,083 --> 00:12:24,167 DRACULA LOVE THE EARLY-BIRD SPECIAL! 290 00:12:24,250 --> 00:12:26,000 ESPECIALLY THE FRIED FISH! 291 00:12:26,083 --> 00:12:27,185 WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! 292 00:12:27,209 --> 00:12:28,976 UH... I WAS GONNA DRIVE. 293 00:12:29,000 --> 00:12:30,875 YOU THINK DRACULA TOO OLD TO DRIVE? 294 00:12:30,958 --> 00:12:32,333 MOVE OVER. 295 00:12:32,417 --> 00:12:35,542 DRACULA SHOW YOU HE STILL GOT JUICE IN HIS CABOOSE. 296 00:12:37,125 --> 00:12:41,083 [GROANS] HEY, DRACULA, ARE YOU OK? 297 00:12:41,167 --> 00:12:44,583 DO DRACULA LOOK OK TO YOU?! 298 00:12:44,667 --> 00:12:47,000 ARE WE NEAR FANNY'S CAFETERIA?! 299 00:12:47,083 --> 00:12:49,458 I DON'T THINK WE'RE NEAR ANYTHING. 300 00:12:49,542 --> 00:12:50,417 WHY WE OUT HERE?! 301 00:12:50,500 --> 00:12:52,042 YOU WERE THE ONE DRIVING. 302 00:12:52,125 --> 00:12:53,958 I THOUGHT YOU KNEW WHERE YOU WERE GOING. 303 00:12:54,042 --> 00:12:56,375 IF YOU DON'T LIKE THE WAY DRACULA DRIVE, THEN YOU TAKE THE 304 00:12:56,458 --> 00:12:57,458 WHEEL. HANG ON. 305 00:12:58,208 --> 00:12:59,833 I'M GONNA TELEPORT US HOME. 306 00:13:02,542 --> 00:13:03,917 OH, WAIT. 307 00:13:04,000 --> 00:13:06,268 DON'T TELL ME I FORGOT TO CHARGE UP THIS STUPID SCYTHE THIS 308 00:13:06,292 --> 00:13:07,667 MORNING. 309 00:13:07,750 --> 00:13:10,583 WELL, I GUESS WE'RE WALKING BACK. 310 00:13:10,667 --> 00:13:13,042 DRACULA GETTING A TINGLING FEELING. 311 00:13:13,125 --> 00:13:14,042 HMM. 312 00:13:14,125 --> 00:13:16,417 MUST BE DRACULA'S BLADDER ACTING UP. 313 00:13:16,500 --> 00:13:17,208 HERE. 314 00:13:17,292 --> 00:13:20,708 LET'S KEEP YOU OUT OF THE SUN. 315 00:13:20,792 --> 00:13:24,417 ♪ THROUGH MILES OF SAND AND BLEACHED WHITE DIRT 316 00:13:24,500 --> 00:13:28,625 THEY SHAMBLED ON TILL THEIR ANKLES HURT 317 00:13:28,708 --> 00:13:32,958 THE BUZZARDS SAILED HIGH OVERHEAD 318 00:13:33,042 --> 00:13:36,875 RIDING ON CURRENTS OF THICK HOT DREAD 319 00:13:36,958 --> 00:13:41,042 AND THE SUN BURNED THEIR HEARTS LIKE AN ANGRY WOMAN 320 00:13:41,125 --> 00:13:45,250 IT SCORCHED THEIR SOULS LIKE AN ANGRY WOMAN 321 00:13:45,333 --> 00:13:49,083 OH LIKE AN ANGRY WOMAN 322 00:13:49,167 --> 00:13:53,125 AND THEN OUT OF THE WEST BLEW A BREEZE OF LUCK 323 00:13:53,208 --> 00:14:00,458 18 WHEELS ON A BIG BLACK TRUCK ♪ ♪ AN ANGEL OF MERCY 324 00:14:00,542 --> 00:14:05,018 WHAT WAS WRAPPED IN STEEL WITH AN UNWASHED MAN 325 00:14:05,042 --> 00:14:11,042 STINKING UP BEHIND THE WHEEL ♪ ♪ AND THE ROAD STRETCHED ON 326 00:14:11,125 --> 00:14:14,500 LIKE AN ANGRY WOMAN AND THE CAB SMELLED LIKE 327 00:14:14,583 --> 00:14:18,976 FRENCH FRIES LIKE AN ANGRY WOMAN PHEW 328 00:14:19,000 --> 00:14:24,875 AN ANGRY WOMAN ♪ WHAT'S THAT SMELL? 329 00:14:27,750 --> 00:14:29,083 YOU KNOW... 330 00:14:29,167 --> 00:14:31,500 EVERYBODY THINKS THAT ONCE A FINGERNAIL FALLS OFF, IT'S 331 00:14:31,583 --> 00:14:33,083 USELESS. 332 00:14:33,167 --> 00:14:34,875 BUT THAT'S WRONG, SEE. 333 00:14:34,958 --> 00:14:38,208 I'VE BEEN WRITING A BOOK ABOUT FINGERNAIL ARTS AND CRAFTS. 334 00:14:38,292 --> 00:14:39,167 YEAH. 335 00:14:39,250 --> 00:14:40,375 TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. 336 00:14:40,458 --> 00:14:41,875 WHAT'S THAT? 337 00:14:41,958 --> 00:14:45,417 FINGERNAIL SUNGLASSES! 338 00:14:45,500 --> 00:14:49,292 THE HARDEST PART IS FINDING THE FINGERNAILS, SO SOMETIMES I 339 00:14:49,375 --> 00:14:50,833 SUBSTITUTE TOENAILS. 340 00:14:50,917 --> 00:14:52,333 DON'T TELL NO ONE. 341 00:14:52,417 --> 00:14:57,083 SAY... YOU GOT SOME NICE HANDS. 342 00:14:57,167 --> 00:14:59,375 DRACULA GONNA GET THE HECK OUT OF HERE! 343 00:14:59,458 --> 00:15:02,083 DRACULA DON'T WANT END UP IN LANCASTER! 344 00:15:02,167 --> 00:15:03,167 CALM DOWN! 345 00:15:03,208 --> 00:15:04,417 WE'LL BE AT THE DINER SOON. 346 00:15:04,500 --> 00:15:05,708 HEY! 347 00:15:05,792 --> 00:15:09,333 YOU TWO AIN'T GONNA STEAL MY FINGERNAIL BOOK IDEA! 348 00:15:09,417 --> 00:15:10,042 IS YOU? 349 00:15:10,125 --> 00:15:11,792 UH, NO. 350 00:15:11,875 --> 00:15:13,792 I PROMISE, IT'S ALL YOURS. 351 00:15:13,875 --> 00:15:16,250 DON'T NOBODY TELL DRACULA WHAT HE CAN OR CAN'T DO. 352 00:15:16,333 --> 00:15:17,958 DRACULA IS ALL MAN! 353 00:15:18,042 --> 00:15:20,162 IF DRACULA WANT TO STEAL SOMETHING, THEN DRACULA GONNA 354 00:15:20,208 --> 00:15:21,042 STEAL IT! 355 00:15:21,125 --> 00:15:22,792 DRACULA, HUSH, PLEASE! 356 00:15:22,875 --> 00:15:25,375 [STAMMERING] WE'RE NOT GONNA STEAL 357 00:15:25,458 --> 00:15:26,292 ANYTHING. 358 00:15:26,375 --> 00:15:27,375 SPEAK FOR YOURSELF. 359 00:15:27,417 --> 00:15:30,250 STOP IT! 360 00:15:30,333 --> 00:15:31,167 GREAT! 361 00:15:31,250 --> 00:15:33,083 NOW I'M MAD. 362 00:15:33,167 --> 00:15:36,976 AND WHEN I'M MAD, THE ONLY THING THAT CALMS ME 363 00:15:37,000 --> 00:15:43,458 DOWN IS... THE GAME. 364 00:15:45,375 --> 00:15:46,000 OH! 365 00:15:46,083 --> 00:15:47,125 4 IN A ROW! 366 00:15:47,208 --> 00:15:49,018 I WIN AGAIN, SEE! 367 00:15:49,042 --> 00:15:51,125 THIS IS A FUN GAME. 368 00:15:51,208 --> 00:15:53,061 HEY, JUST A THOUGHT, BUT IF YOU'RE HERE, 369 00:15:53,085 --> 00:15:54,750 WHO'S DRIVING THE TRUCK? 370 00:15:54,833 --> 00:16:01,042 [TIRES SQUEAL] [SCREAMING] 371 00:16:01,125 --> 00:16:05,000 OH, GIVE ME A BREAK! 372 00:16:05,083 --> 00:16:08,833 WELL, FELLAS, I THINK I'M GONNA... 373 00:16:08,917 --> 00:16:10,292 GO ON MY OWN WAY. 374 00:16:10,375 --> 00:16:13,000 NO OFFENSE, BUT YOU TWO KIND OF CREEP ME 375 00:16:13,083 --> 00:16:14,417 OUT. 376 00:16:14,500 --> 00:16:15,917 GREAT. 377 00:16:16,000 --> 00:16:19,042 NOW HOW IS DRACULA SUPPOSED TO GET TO THE EARLY-BIRD SPECIAL? 378 00:16:19,125 --> 00:16:21,167 THIS IS ALL SKELETON MAN'S FAULT. 379 00:16:21,250 --> 00:16:22,667 DRACULA WANTED TO CALL A LIMO. 380 00:16:22,750 --> 00:16:25,000 THERE AREN'T ANY LIMOS IN THE DESERT. 381 00:16:25,083 --> 00:16:28,018 YOU CAN'T TELL DRACULA WHAT IS OR AIN'T IN THE DESERT. 382 00:16:28,042 --> 00:16:28,833 OK. 383 00:16:28,917 --> 00:16:32,042 THEN SHOW ME A LIMO. 384 00:16:32,125 --> 00:16:32,875 THERE. 385 00:16:32,958 --> 00:16:34,625 DRACULA SEE A LIMO. 386 00:16:34,708 --> 00:16:36,083 THAT'S A CACTUS. 387 00:16:36,167 --> 00:16:39,917 THIS LIMO HURT DRACULA'S BUTT! 388 00:16:40,000 --> 00:16:43,250 ♪ THE SUN DROPPED LOW DOWN IN THE SKY 389 00:16:43,333 --> 00:16:47,750 LIKE A PAIR OF PANTS ON AN URBAN GUY 390 00:16:47,833 --> 00:16:51,833 THEIR STOMACHS CRIED OUT WITH A RUMBLING ROAR 391 00:16:51,917 --> 00:16:55,976 TILL THEY JUST PERT NEAR COULDN'T WALK NO MORE ♪ 392 00:16:56,000 --> 00:17:00,250 ♪ THEY TRIED TO EAT A CACTUS LIKE AN ANGRY WOMAN ♪ 393 00:17:02,083 --> 00:17:05,083 ♪ AND SCORPIONS CHASED THEM NOW LIKE AN ANGRY WOMAN ♪ 394 00:17:05,167 --> 00:17:06,083 AAGH! 395 00:17:06,167 --> 00:17:08,292 ♪ AN ANGRY WOMAN 396 00:17:12,042 --> 00:17:12,958 ALL THIS STOMPING MAKE 397 00:17:13,042 --> 00:17:14,167 DRACULA EVEN HUNGRIER! 398 00:17:14,250 --> 00:17:17,750 IF ONLY THERE WAS SOMETHING TO EAT. 399 00:17:17,833 --> 00:17:22,458 PASS DRACULA SOME MORE OF THAT CAJUN SPICE. 400 00:17:22,542 --> 00:17:24,708 [CRUNCH] MMM! 401 00:17:24,792 --> 00:17:25,958 TASTY. 402 00:17:26,042 --> 00:17:27,208 MY BABIES! 403 00:17:27,292 --> 00:17:29,958 WELL, MAYBE IF YOU DIDN'T MAKE YOUR BABIES SO DELICIOUS, 404 00:17:30,042 --> 00:17:32,000 DRACULA WOULDN'T HAVE HAD TO EAT 'EM! 405 00:17:32,083 --> 00:17:33,083 AAGH! OW! 406 00:17:33,458 --> 00:17:34,792 AAGH! 407 00:17:34,875 --> 00:17:36,917 YOU LEAVE DRACULA ALONE! 408 00:17:37,000 --> 00:17:38,042 AAGH! 409 00:17:38,125 --> 00:17:40,042 I DIDN'T MEAN JAB ME, DANG IT! 410 00:17:40,125 --> 00:17:41,125 AAGH! 411 00:17:41,167 --> 00:17:42,167 OH! AAGH! 412 00:17:43,083 --> 00:17:43,583 OH! 413 00:17:43,667 --> 00:17:45,500 AAGH! 414 00:17:45,583 --> 00:17:46,583 OW! OH! 415 00:17:47,458 --> 00:17:49,500 AAGH! 416 00:17:49,583 --> 00:17:50,708 OW! 417 00:17:50,792 --> 00:17:51,958 OH! 418 00:17:52,042 --> 00:17:54,042 OH, NOW YOU'RE SCARED OF DRACULA. 419 00:17:54,125 --> 00:17:56,833 YOU AFRAID TO FIND OUT WHAT DRACULA MADE OF 'CAUSE DRACULA 420 00:17:56,917 --> 00:17:58,917 MADE OF... OH! 421 00:18:02,917 --> 00:18:04,083 DRACULA. 422 00:18:04,167 --> 00:18:05,958 DRACULA! 423 00:18:06,042 --> 00:18:06,875 HURRY. 424 00:18:06,958 --> 00:18:08,583 I'M IN TERRIBLE PAIN! 425 00:18:08,667 --> 00:18:10,792 YOU GOTTA SUCK OUT THE POISON. 426 00:18:10,875 --> 00:18:11,667 UH-UH! 427 00:18:11,750 --> 00:18:12,917 DRACULA DON'T SUCK. 428 00:18:13,000 --> 00:18:14,167 YOU'RE A VAMPIRE. 429 00:18:14,250 --> 00:18:17,042 VAMPIRES SUCK... BLOOD. 430 00:18:17,125 --> 00:18:18,458 NO, SEE, THAT'S A MYTH. 431 00:18:18,542 --> 00:18:21,500 DRACULA SCRAPE WITH HIS FANGS AND LICK UP THE BLOOD. 432 00:18:21,583 --> 00:18:23,708 LIKE THIS. 433 00:18:23,792 --> 00:18:24,375 SEE? 434 00:18:24,458 --> 00:18:26,018 SCRAPE AND LICK. 435 00:18:26,042 --> 00:18:31,667 [GROANING] SCRAPE AND LICK. 436 00:18:31,750 --> 00:18:34,458 BUT WHAT ABOUT MY POISON? 437 00:18:34,542 --> 00:18:37,458 DIDN'T YOU JUST HEAR DRACULA EXPLAIN THE SCRAPE AND LICK? 438 00:18:37,542 --> 00:18:39,393 DRACULA GONNA TELL IT AGAIN FOR DUMMIES THAT DON'T PAY 439 00:18:39,417 --> 00:18:40,167 ATTENTION. 440 00:18:40,250 --> 00:18:42,500 SCRAPE AND LICK. 441 00:18:42,583 --> 00:18:50,583 [GROANS] SCRAPE AND LICK. 442 00:18:57,625 --> 00:19:01,250 DRACULA THINK YOUR COOKIES NASTY. 443 00:19:01,333 --> 00:19:04,000 [BURP] NEED CAJUN SPICE. 444 00:19:04,083 --> 00:19:10,083 [LAUGHTER] LIFE BEGINS, LIFE ENDS. 445 00:19:10,167 --> 00:19:13,000 WE ARE ALL SPOKES ON THE WHEEL. 446 00:19:13,083 --> 00:19:16,792 WE ARE ALL HOLLOW MEN. 447 00:19:19,792 --> 00:19:25,292 [GROANING] DRACULA? 448 00:19:25,375 --> 00:19:26,750 AAH! 449 00:19:26,833 --> 00:19:29,208 DRACULA SLEEP UNDERGROUND, GET HIS STRENGTH BACK. 450 00:19:29,292 --> 00:19:31,212 KIND OF HARD THOUGH WITH SKELETON MAN YELLING ALL 451 00:19:31,292 --> 00:19:32,417 NIGHT. 452 00:19:32,500 --> 00:19:34,375 "OH, THE PAIN!" 453 00:19:34,458 --> 00:19:36,625 OOH, IT HURTS SO BAD! 454 00:19:36,708 --> 00:19:39,292 SOMEBODY SAVE ME!" HA. 455 00:19:39,375 --> 00:19:40,875 SKELETON MAN NEVER SHUT UP. 456 00:19:40,958 --> 00:19:43,143 WELL, I WOULD HAVE BEEN QUIET IF YOU HAD JUST SUCKED OUT MY 457 00:19:43,167 --> 00:19:43,750 POISON. 458 00:19:43,833 --> 00:19:45,042 DRACULA DON'T SUCK! 459 00:19:45,125 --> 00:19:47,583 DRACULA... SCRAPE AND LICK, I KNOW! 460 00:19:47,667 --> 00:19:48,958 NOW, GET YOUR BUTT UP. 461 00:19:49,042 --> 00:19:51,333 DRACULA STILL GOTTA MAKE IT TO THE EARLY-BIRD SPECIAL. 462 00:19:51,417 --> 00:19:53,917 WHY ARE YOU SUCH A SELFISH OLD MAN?! 463 00:19:54,000 --> 00:19:55,083 WHAT YOU SAY?! 464 00:19:55,167 --> 00:19:56,750 NOBODY CALLS DRACULA OLD! 465 00:19:56,833 --> 00:19:59,061 YOU CARE MORE ABOUT THAT STUPID BUFFET THAT ENDED 466 00:19:59,085 --> 00:20:01,083 YESTERDAY THAN YOU DO ABOUT ME! 467 00:20:01,167 --> 00:20:02,247 WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT ME?! 468 00:20:02,292 --> 00:20:03,000 NOTHING! 469 00:20:03,083 --> 00:20:04,625 YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW MY NAME. 470 00:20:04,708 --> 00:20:06,667 YOU'RE NAME IS DUMMY! 471 00:20:06,750 --> 00:20:09,184 AND IF YOU KNEW ANYTHING ABOUT ANYTHING, YOU'D KNOW THERE'S AN 472 00:20:09,208 --> 00:20:13,542 EARLY-BIRD SPECIAL EVERY SINGLE DAY OF THE WEEK! 473 00:20:13,625 --> 00:20:16,792 YOU JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND! 474 00:20:16,875 --> 00:20:19,083 YOU'LL NEVER UNDERSTAND! 475 00:20:19,167 --> 00:20:20,375 NEVER! 476 00:20:20,458 --> 00:20:24,583 [SOBBING] NO FRIED FISH FOR DRACULA THEN. 477 00:20:27,083 --> 00:20:28,417 RAGGLE-FRAGGLE! 478 00:20:28,500 --> 00:20:29,292 AAGH! 479 00:20:29,375 --> 00:20:30,750 A SAND BANDIT! 480 00:20:30,833 --> 00:20:34,976 UM... ACTUALLY, WE PREFER PEOPLE OF SAND. 481 00:20:35,000 --> 00:20:38,042 AND AFTER ALL THE NICE THINGS I DID FOR HIM, HE STILL ACTS 482 00:20:38,125 --> 00:20:39,833 LIKE A BIG JERK! 483 00:20:39,917 --> 00:20:42,458 I'M SORRY TO HEAR THAT, GRIM. 484 00:20:42,542 --> 00:20:46,125 STILL, YOU'RE PRETTY LUCKY HAVING SOMEONE TO LOOK UP TO. 485 00:20:46,208 --> 00:20:47,792 OUT HERE, I DON'T HAVE ANYONE. 486 00:20:47,875 --> 00:20:49,917 IT'S JUST ME. 487 00:20:50,000 --> 00:20:54,625 IT GETS LONELY... SO VERY, VERY LONELY. 488 00:20:54,708 --> 00:20:56,500 DO YOU EVER GET LONELY, GRIM? 489 00:20:56,583 --> 00:20:59,375 HEY, THOSE MICROWAVE PIZZAS MUST BE DONE BY NOW. 490 00:20:59,458 --> 00:21:01,042 OH, I'll GO CHECK! 491 00:21:01,125 --> 00:21:03,875 WHY IS MY ARM ALL ITCHY? 492 00:21:03,958 --> 00:21:07,042 THOSE LOOK LIKE... SCRAPE MARKS! 493 00:21:07,125 --> 00:21:09,000 THEN THAT MEANS... 494 00:21:09,083 --> 00:21:12,083 DRACULA SURE HOPE NOBODY SEE HIM DO THIS. 495 00:21:12,167 --> 00:21:12,750 I GOTTA GO! 496 00:21:12,833 --> 00:21:14,042 I GOTTA GO FIND DRACULA. 497 00:21:14,125 --> 00:21:14,625 HERE. 498 00:21:14,708 --> 00:21:15,750 TAKE MY CAR. 499 00:21:15,833 --> 00:21:18,750 THANKS. 500 00:21:18,833 --> 00:21:25,375 ♪ HE DROVE FAST ♪ HE DROVE FAR 501 00:21:26,792 --> 00:21:31,000 ♪ HE BUSTED THEM DUNES IN HIS BIG OLD CAR 502 00:21:31,083 --> 00:21:36,917 THE BUZZARDS FLED AT THE SIGHT OF HIM ♪ 503 00:21:37,000 --> 00:21:43,125 ♪ THE SIGHT OF THE ONE THAT THEY CALL GRIM ♪ 504 00:21:43,208 --> 00:21:47,042 ♪ THEY WENT OVER THE SPEED LIMIT LIKE AN ANGRY WOMAN 505 00:21:47,125 --> 00:21:51,083 THEY CAUSED PROPERTY DAMAGE LIKE AN ANGRY WOMAN 506 00:21:51,167 --> 00:21:56,042 OH, MAN JUST LIKE AN ANGRY WOMAN ♪ 507 00:21:58,083 --> 00:21:59,583 AAH! 508 00:21:59,667 --> 00:22:02,458 THAT WAS SOME MIGHTY FINE FRIED FISH. 509 00:22:02,542 --> 00:22:04,185 YES, IT WAS, DRACULA. 510 00:22:04,209 --> 00:22:05,292 YES, IT WAS! 511 00:22:05,375 --> 00:22:07,042 YOUR CHECK, GENTLEMEN. 512 00:22:07,125 --> 00:22:08,792 THANK YOU, BABY. 513 00:22:08,875 --> 00:22:10,125 HOW MUCH DO I OWE? 514 00:22:10,208 --> 00:22:11,500 OH, NO, NO, NO. 515 00:22:11,583 --> 00:22:12,667 THIS ONE ON DRACULA. 516 00:22:12,750 --> 00:22:14,125 THANKS, DRACULA. 517 00:22:14,208 --> 00:22:16,333 DRACULA PAY IT UP FRONT SO WE CAN GET GOING. 518 00:22:16,417 --> 00:22:19,083 WHAT A SWELL GUY. 519 00:22:23,042 --> 00:22:24,061 HEY, GRIM. 520 00:22:24,085 --> 00:22:28,083 HOW WAS... I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT. 521 00:22:33,167 --> 00:22:34,917 IT'S USELESS. 522 00:22:35,000 --> 00:22:38,042 [CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP] 523 00:22:38,125 --> 00:22:39,333 BUT THAT'S WRONG. 524 00:22:39,417 --> 00:22:41,917 [CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE 525 00:22:42,000 --> 00:22:45,144 [ www.ncicap.org... ] THE HARDEST PART IS FINDING THE. 526 00:22:45,168 --> 00:22:48,500 FINGERNAILS, SO SOMETIMES I SUBSTITUTE TOENAILS. 527 00:22:48,583 --> 00:22:52,333 HA HA. 528 00:22:52,417 --> 00:22:53,958 DON'T TELL NO ONE.